MERA PARIWAAR
Pahle app sab ko main apne pariwar ke bare me batata hun – hum log Purani Dilli ke rahne wale hai, humara ghar bahut bada nahi hai, sirf doo manjil ka hi hai, purana hone ke karan usme abb construction bhi nahi ho sakta hai, pahle mera ghar gaon me ata tha lekin nai abadi ho ke karan abb shahar me cover ho gaya hai. Ghar me mere pitaji, maa, meri chachi jo meri sagi mausi bhi hai, aur unki ladki yani meri chacheri didi jo mujhse 5 saal badi hai aur padhai puri kar ke shadi ke layak ho gai hai. Meri maa aur chachi bahut gori aur khubsurat hain, unki chuchiyan thori badi hai par kamar aur chutar ekdum patli, unka pet kaam karne ke karan ekdum undar ahi jisse petokot pahanne par unki bur kaphi ubhari dikhai padti hai,
Mera janm mere maa-baap ke shadi ke khaphi baad hua tha isliye mujhe dular bhi bahut milta tha. Chacha ka dehant bhi bahut pahle ho gaya tha tab se chachi bhi hum logo ke saath hi rahti hai aur wo chunki meri mausi bhi to mujhe pyaar bhi bahut kari hai. Ye saari baaten mere bachpan se abb tak mere saath hoti chali aai hai aur abb tak horahi hai isliye apni saari kahani bachpan se hi baatani paregi. Darasal mere gar me koi bathroom nahi hai kewal angan hai jahan hand pipe laga hai,
Ghar ke sare log aangan me hi nahate hai, toilet aangan k eek kone me bana hai. Maine bachpan se abb tak saab ko aangan me peshab karte huye dekha hai. Chunki pitaji subah hi dukan pe (jahan aab main baith ta hun) chale jaate hai isliye sirf aurate hi ghar me bachti hai. Mere janm ke pahle sirf maa, chachi aur didi thi to aapas me khule the, aur mere janam ke baad bhi waise hi hai, haan kaphi dino ke baad paida hone ke karan maa mujhe bahut dulaar karti thi
Aur mujhe kabhi aakela nahi chodti thi, jab maa nahti to mujhe bhi saath hi nahlati, maa khud bhi nangi ho kar nahati thi aur mujhe bhi nanga kar deti . mujhe achchi tarah yaad hai, bachpan se hi main ghar ki saari aurato ko nangi hi nahate hue dekha hai. Abb bhi wo log wahin aangan me kapde utaar kar pahle kapde dhoti hai aur phir nangi nahati hai, wo log mere samne hi apne pairon ko phaila kar sabun lagaati aur apni bur dhoti, aur nahane ke baad baramde me sirf petikot aur blauj pahan leti hai,
Ghar par maa aur chachi sirf blauj aur petikot me hi rahati hai, didi kabhi kabhi salwar kurta pahen leti hai aur kabhi skirt. Main to kaphi samay tak gar par nanga hi rahta tha, maa mera paint nikal kar rakh deti aur mujhe khelne ke liye chhod deti. Aksar maa jab peshab karne ke liye aangan me jaati to mai bhi maa ke saath hi peshab karne bhag jaata tha, lekin maa baith kar mutate thi aur mai kahada ho kar to maa mujhse baithne ke liye kahti, jab main baithta to mujhe maa ki faili hui bur se nikalti hui peshab ki dhar dikhai padti thi.
Jab main maa ki bur ko dhyan se dekhta to maa mujhe dekh kar haans deti thi. Ek din kya hua ki humare yahan humare gaon ki naun jo aksar maa aur chachi ki malish karne aati thi, aai hui thi, wo maa se badi thi aur maa unhe kaki kahati thi. Wo maa ke paas baith kar baat kar rahi thi ki use bhi peshab lag gai aur jab wo peshab karne ke liye aangan me apni saadi utha kar baithi to uski chuttar dekh kar mujhe bhi peshab lag gai aur mai bhi
Uske saamne jaakar baith kar mutne laga, jab mujhe unki bur dikahai di to main jor se chillaya, mummyee kaki ke susu nahi hai, sar ki tarah baal hai, itna sunte hi saab log haans pare. Peshab kar ne ke baad main maa ke paas ja kar khada ho gaya. Darasal meri maa ya chachi ka badan kaphi gora tha aur wo log apni bur ke baal hamesha saaf rakhti thi, bur par jhaante na hone ki wajah se unlogo ki gori chikni bur aur usme se latakta lumba chamda puri tarah nazar aata tha.
Aur kaki ne apni jhaante nahi banai thi isliye baal dekh kar main jaldi se mummee ko bata diya. Tabhi kaki apni saadi niche karti hui maa aur chachi ke paas aakar baith gai aur haanste hue mera lund pakar mujhse puchne lagi ki teri mumme ka susu bhi aisa (mere lund ki tarah) hi hai kya, maine kaha nahi to unhone pucha ki phir kaisa hai to maine jaat se maa se kaha ki maa kaki ko apna susu dikha do.
Tabhi kaki mujhe apne good me baitha kar haanste hue booli are beta maine teri maa aur chachi ka susu khub dekha hai aur teri naani ka bhi susu dekha hai, aur uski malish bhi khub ki hai aur kah kar haansne lagi. Main kaki ki good me baitha hua tha aur saab log aapas me baate kar rahe the aur chachi teel ki katori aur chadar bhicha rahi thi malish ke liye. Aur tabhi wo baat ho gai jisne meri puri jndagi badal kar rakh dee. Aur mai lund khara hone ke baad se hi apne ghar ki teeno aurato ko ek saat ek hi bistar par chodne ka maza le paa raha hun.
Darasal hua yun ki kaki mujhe apni good me baithaye hue mere lund ko sahla rahi thi aur maa se baate bhi kar rahi thi tabhi pata nahi unhe kya sujha ki unhone mere lund ka supada pakar kar chmda piche karne lagi, jaise hi unhone chamda piche karne ki koshish ki main chillane laga, saab log chunk kar mujhe dkhne lage aur pucha ki kaya hua maine rote hue kaha ki susu me dard ho raha hai, kaki ne mujhe utha kar aaram se charpai par leta diya aur maa aur kaki mere lund ko dekhne lagi, jab jab maa mere chamde ko piche karne ki koshish katri to main rone lagta.
Tabhi kaki ne maa se kaha “beti iska to chamda supade se bilkul chipka hua hai, kya tum logo ne is par kabhi tel laga kar kholne ki koshish nahi kee, to chachi ne kaha ki “kaki hum logo ko to kuch bhi nahi pata hai”, aur maa aur didi ki oor ishara karte hue boli ki “hum tino ki bur me bhi chamda kholne ya band karne ka koi chakkar nahi hai”, aur phir tum bhi to hame nanga kar ke hi malish karti ho, aur aisi koi baat tumne nahi batai.
To kaki boli ki “haan tum dono ki malish me to bur me chamda kholne ka koi matlab nahi lekin bituwa ki malish me to lund ka chamda kholna hi parega, aur bête ke to paida hone ke baad se log supade ka chamda khol kar tel lagate hai aur malish karte hai. Tabhi maa boli “ kaki abb to ye batao ki ye kaise thik hoga” to kaki ne kaha ki rooz dhire dhire supade ke chamde me tel daal kar kholne ki koshish karni paregi nahi to baad me dekhenge ki kya karna hai, “matlab” maa boli, to kaki ne kaha ki “beti is samay bituwa ki umar 10-11 saal ki ho gai hai aur paidaish ke baad se ek bhi din chamda na khulne ki wazah se chamda supade se ekdum chipak gaya hai agar malish se khul jata hai to thik hai nahi to iska chamda katwana parega.