ABB AGE
Udhar maine jaane ke baad garh par
B chacha - kirti bata kaya baat hai
Kirti nai sab khuch bataya unnkoo
B chacha unnke pass gaye aur sumit ko maarene lage
B chacha - tunne yeh sab paiso ke liye haa
Amit - bus dad bhaut ho gaya
B chacha - tumhari waahje sai mere bhaiya aur bhabhi ghar chod kar chale gaye
aur kahata hai ki bhaut hoo woh amit ko marane hi wale the ki amit nai unka
haath pakad liya
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B chachi- yeh kaya kar raha tuh maine kaha unnka haath chhod
Ussnai unka haath jhatak diya
B Chachi nai ek tappaad usse jad diya
Amit- maa caahe jintana maar loo par abb unn sabki baat ess ghar mai naa hoo toh
accha hai
B chachi- apni galati manane ki jagaha tum yeh kah rahe hoo
Amit- toh kaya kahu baatoo humari esa ghar mai kaya bus nukaroo ki tarah ezzat
hai aur woh sab raaj karte hai kyu dad aap kyu unnke pairo mai gire rahete kaya
jarurat hai unn sai puch kar kaam karene ki
Sumit - sahi kaha. Bhai aapnai bina unnsai puche yeh logo khuch karte hai agar
unnhonne mana kar di toh bhai bus woh kaam hoga nahi
C chacha- kon saa kam nahi hoga
Rahul - aa jaye dusre nauker
B chachi - rahul tamiz ekdum bhul gaya hai
C chacha - yeh kaya ezzat karega essn sabsai toh apana rishata rakahene mai
mujhe jilat hoti hai
Sab shock hokar c chacha ko dhek rahe the
C chacha - esse mat dhekhoo maine uss din jab jahgada hua tha tab hi bhai ko
kasam de kar puch liya tha bus unnki wajah sai chup tha warana ussi din tum
sabko ghar sai nikal deta
Sunil - aapke bus kaa nahi hai phele jaakar aapnai uss bhai sai phuch aaoo phir
karana
Shikaha - dhekha maa aap saab een sabke liye dev sai maafi maang rahi thi jinka
jamir mar chuka hai
Amit- oohh toh teri bhi jaban chalti hai kaya lagata hai woh tera
B chachi- bus bhaut hoo gaya ab
Amit- abhi toh shuru hua hai maa tumhe pata hai yeh tumhari beti koi mamuli
ladki nahi raw ki agent hai
Sabke hosh hi udd gaye ess baat ko sunn kar
C chacha -raw agent
Sumit - haa kal hi yeh sab jab airport par dhekha toh humnai pata laagaya ki yeh
raw agent hai
Shikha - ha hu tum logo ki tarah paiso ki bhuki nahi ki bade chhote ki ezzat bhi
bhul jau
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Amit - accha toh phir bata naa ki kr saath kaam karti hai
Shikha - ess ka es baat sai koi lena dena nahi hai
Amit - sabsai bada lena dena hai bata kyu nahi deti uss dev ke saath kaam
kartati hai
B chacha - kaya ho raha hai ess ghar mai
Amit - wahi joh aap dhekh rahe hoo aapki beti apnai chhote bhai ke saath
........
Enka bolene sai phepe hi b chacha nai usse mar diya ek aur tapaad
Amit - bus bahut hoo gaya vishwas rajput agar ek aur baar mara toh mera haath
uth jayega
C chacha - jaban sambhal kar baat kar
Sumit- aap bhi chup rahoo toh accha hi rahega
Shikah - rahene doo chacha ji
Sumit- tum jada mat bhanoo sab pata hai tumhare aur dev ohh sorry dd ke bich
kaya chal raha hai
Shikha- khana kaya chaata hai
Amit - ab hume mat shikha yeh sab hume mat bata ki do agent jab ek saath room
mai rahete honge tab kaya hota hoga
Shikha - chii kitnae gire hue hoo tum saabb maa aap khuch kyu kahadhi hoo
B chachi- kaya bolu mai maije kabhi nahi saocha tha ki yeh din dhekna padega jab
ek bhai apni hi bhen ki ezzat apni garwaloo ke saammne uchaal raha hai
Rahul - galat kaya jab ek bhai apni bhen ke ezzat sai saath khel sakata hai toh
hum toh bus bata rahe hai sacch
Shikaha didi ke aakhoo sai asshu rukane kaa naam nahi le rahe the
B chacha - tuh mat roh beti hum unnsai jakar maafi maang lege humme nahi pata
tha hum sapoo ko dudh pila rahe hai
Amit- haa aur apni saari betiyoo ki shaadi ussi sai kara dena saala pata nahi
kitani aur lekar betha hai ek kaa toh kal hi bhadha fodaha hai
Unn teeno ko chhod kar sabke aakho mai buss do hi chiz thi woh thi dhuk aur
asshu
Sumit - dhekho naa bichari sab kaise roo rahi hai jaise ennka pati chod kar
chala gaya hai
Amit - haa ha bhai din bhat uss sai chipaki rahati hai hum mai kaya kaate hai
dev bhai yeh dhekhoo dev bhai woh dhekhoo dev bhai kaya kahoge dev bhai kaya
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C chachi- woh tum logo ki tarah nahi hai kii aapni bhenoo ke payarr ko paise sai
compare kare
Ritu - haa maa yeh dhekhoo eetna accha gift diya hai
Amit- ek minute edhar dhikha jara
Ussnai usska haat pakad liya
Amit - yeh toh rare diamond usse kaha sai mil gaya
Shikha - tuh joh soch raha hai naa uss sai bhaut aage hai woh
Amit- kyu tera aashique hai kaya
Shikha ko bhut gussa aaa raha tha - haa hai mera aashique tujhe kaya lenna hai
Amit - abb aayi naa line par maine toh phele hi kaha tha
Shikha - kaya karana hai agar woh mujhe le bhi gaya toh tuh
Khuch nahi kar payega
Sumit - zinda hoga tab naa
C chacha - kaya kaha tunne
Amit- yahi ki ab tak toh mar gaya hoga. Na na aase gaalti mat karna baap hoo
wahi rahoo bhaghwan mat bannoo
B chachi - he bhagawan yeh sab asse the aur humme pata bhi nahi
Sumit- jab saara sach aa hi raha tha toh yeh bhi sahi aur tuh bata aab kaya
bolati hai aare arre yeh toh roo rahi hai naa meri bhen roote nahi
Shikha - mat le apni gandi jaban sai mera naam mai teri bhen nahi huu
Sumit - toh phir kaya hooo
Rahul - bhai aab yeh galat kar rahe hoo aapp
Amit- kyu be tere andar kaa insaan jag gaya kaya
Rahul - aare nahi mai toh kaha raha huu chaloo abb yeh ghar aur jayejaad milenai
ki khushi mai party karete hai
Shikah - tumhari party dev kaharab karega
Sumit -kaha naa woh mar gaya hoga
Shikha jor sai hasane lagi
Rahul - bhi lagata hai yeh pagal hoo gayi hai
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Shikah - tum aur dev koo mar dooo ha haha ha
B chacha - tujhe kaya hua ekdum sai
Shikha - khuch nahii khuch nahi huuuu fuuuh ha ha ha
Amit- aaye chup kar gussa mat dila
Sumit - has toh assi rahi hai jaise dd hi joker hai
AB TEENO HASNAI LAGI
ab teeno tension mai aa gaye
Sumit - abe uss tantrik ki baat sahi hai naa woh mar gaya hoga naa
Amit- yaar kaha toh
B chachi- sahi kaha tha mere bete dev nai yeh sab ab ek katil ban gaye hai
C chachi- haa didi eensaniyaat nahi bachi hai aur naam maa baap kaa dar
Amit- ab bata bhi kyu haa rahi hai kahi woh phir sai aakar humsai paise toh nahi
maangega
Shikha- thuu hai tumhari soch par aare jintane ki yaeh jayaejaad hai naa uttnai
woh jeeb mai lekar nikalata hai samajahe
Amit - kaya bola tunne usske pass etna paisa kaha sai aaya
Shikha - tumsai matlab dad aur cahacha ab chaloo yaaha sai rahene doo enn sabko
yahi aur maa aap bhi apne betoo ko maaf kar ke unnke ess kaam mai mil jaao
C chacha - beti unnko gaalt mat samajh bus woh ek maa ka farj pura kar rahi
hai
Tabhi sumit nai shikha ke baal picche sai pakad liye
Sumit- bata kaha sai mile usse paise
Shikah nai uska haath ghumaya aur chhut gayi usske haath sai
Sumit nai jeb mai haath dala aur gun rak di shikha ke sir par
Sumit - bula aapne aashique koo aur kah de tere badle mai paise leta aaye
Usske haath kaap rahe the
Amit aage aya aur jeeb sai khuch nikala aur usske muh par rakh diya
Sumit nai ekk ghari saas lii - aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Ussnai gun niche ki
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Amit- yaar kitnai baar kaha hai hyper mat hua kar
Shikah- tum sab drugs lete hooo
Sumit fhir sai sunghte hue -bade log bade shock
B chacha - abhi bhi khuch baaki hai
Rahul - haa aapke sign ess par sign karoo
C chacha - yeh hum sab ke akele kaa nahi nahi ess par unnka bhi hak hai
Sumit gun ko todhi par ragadte hue- toh uhhe kahatam kar dete hai
B chacha - shikha tuh sach mai agent hai naa
Shikaha - haa dad
B chacha - toh kahdi hokara kaya dhekh rahi hai gun hata yaha sai
Sumit nai jhat sai gun usski taraf ki hi thi ki shikha nai usske haath sai gun
chinni aur bus awwaj aayi toh bus gun ke parts girnai ki
Amit- maa hum sab saath mai rahete hai naa apni marzi sai life koo jiyenge kisi
ki rok tok nahi hogi
B chachi- abb mai naa tere saath rahungi naa hum sai koi aur
Sumit - humme bhi koi shok nahi hai par yaad rakahan apna khoon apana hi hota
hai
C chachi - agar aisa hota hai yoh hume nahi caahiye asse khoon ke rishate
Rahul - toh thik hai par yaad rakahana unn logo ko hum nahi chhodenge jinnki
wajagh sai aap log humme chhod kar jaa rahe hoo
B chacha - chaloo sab ab humm yaha ek pal nahi rukenge hum sab abhi gaaw chalete
hai baad mai dhekha jayega
Sab log bhar aa gaye
Andar
Amit -- yaar sach mai yeh idea sach mai kaam kar gaya mujhe toh laga gadbad naa
hoo jaye
Sumit - yaar kass yeh himmat phele ki hoti toh etne kimati saal yuu hi naa
nikalte
Rahul - bhai jara paise dena khuch
Amit - kitne
Rahul - 10 lakh
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Amit - jaa locker sai le le
Rahul - sach mai
Sumit - jaa naa kyu baaw maar raha hai
Rahul - phuchoge nahi kaya karunga
Sumit - abe abb jakar toh ess sai chhuti milli ab hum bhi vahi kare toh humm sai
baada chutiya koi nahi hoga
Edhar
Mai- spna
Janu- haa ek minute aare mujhe toh tumhare andar sai woh niklana hai ussnai mera
sir pakada aur mere hoth chusnai lagi
Maine usse alag kiya - bus karoo phele hi etna chusa ki mera khoon muh sai bhar
aane wala tha
Janu - ohh mere baby ko dard hua
(Kdev - bhai kahi pagal toh nahi hoo gayi hai yeh. )
Mai usska matha chua - tum thik toh hoo naa
Janu - haaa mai toh................woh apne sharir ghurane lagi
Janu - yeh kaya hai aaree tuhare bhi kaapde
Mai- kaya ab aatmaye chusogi toh yahi hoga naa
Janu- aab esse hatau kaise
Mai - huuuuuuuuu accha kisi dusare kapde ke bare mai socho dhekho kaya hota
hai
Ussnai waisa hi kiya aur usske black suit ki jagah jeans t-shirt aa gayi
Tabhi devika waha aa gayi
Devika - aap yaha kyu waha nahi aaye
Mai-aare woh yeh mere saath thi naa toh mai sursha kavach par nahi kar paya
Devika - aab aap dono thik toh hoo naa
Janu- mai toh thik hu enka pata nahi
Mai - accha yeh dhekhoo maine apni upaar ka utara
Mai - dhekhoo kaha kaha ghusaye hai nakoon
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Jaun mere pass aakar mere gardan par ungliya chaalane lagi
Mai- kaya kar rahi hoo aare tum roo rahi hoo pagal kahi ki
Janu- yeh meri galti hai kitna dard hua hoga aapkoo
Maine phen liya usse dubara
chaloo aashu poch loo waha tumhari mom kaa naa jane kaya haal hoga
Janu- mujhe nahi jaan waha
Mai- dhekho janu payaar mai yeh sab aayega ess hi dhekhoo kitna enntazaar kiya
essnai
Devika - chhodo mai vaha sai aapke kapde laayi toh aapka phone baj raha tha
Ussnai phone mujhe diya
Maine phone mai dhekha unkunown number sai call thi
Mai - hoga kisi par 20 baar saayad riya kaa hoga sab wahi hai naa ab chaloo
mujhe aaj bahut kaam hai
Devika - mai bhi chalu saath mai
Mai- arre mai kaam karnai jaa raha tum saath rahi khuch naa kar paunga aaahhhhhh
Mai- ab tum kyu maar rahi hoo
Janu- jab woh jana caahati hai toh le jaaoo na
Mai- accha thik hai chaloo
Phir maine janu ko usske room mai chhoda
Mai - sab sambhal lenna
Janu - fikar mat karoo jaoo ab
Mai devika ko lekar ek jagah aay
Mai- abb jaoo tum bhi
Devika - par aap nai toh kaha tha
Mai- haa kaha tha abb jaoo
Devika gayab hoo gayi
Mai- aare. Yeh toh chali gayi
K dev - aabe biwi hai teri koi baachi nahi hoo gayi naraj
Mai- par yaar mai toh bus majak kar raha tha
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K dev - tere majak hamesha bhari padete hai
Mai- thik hai ah bhadak mat
Kdev - yaar tunne woh karawaya naa
Mai- ab tujhe kaya karana hai
Kdev- madam ko bhul gaya etni zaldi
Mai- hat be meri yaha waise bhi lagi padi aur unn harmaiyoo sao toh badala lunga
hii aur tujhe madam mai jada interest nahi hoo hai ab
Kdev - mujhe sexy teachers acchi lagati hai bus
Mai- toh phir mai saare scholo collego mai jakar tere kiye madam dhundhu
Kdev- waise idea accha hai par abhi woh madam hii sahi hai
Mai - chal hat mai nahi jaane wala wha
Kdev- dhek maine teri pari ki jaan bachane mai madad ki ab meri baari hai
Mai- yaar baat mai dum hai par yaar abhi jo karanai aaye hai kare
Phir maine phone mai khuch dhekha aur
Phir mai aage bhadha
Saamne ek kaafi accha ghar
Mai - sunanna jara kaya esska dealer abhi andar hai naa
Gate keep - haa sir kaya kaam hai
Mai- esska ad dhekha tha maine
Gatekeepeer - haa sir chaliye andar
Mai- andar gaya kaafi accga laga mujhe yeh ghar
Dealer - haa sir kahiye
Mai- sidhi baat kaya kimat hai esski
Dealer - mujhe ghurnae laga
Mai- kaya hua bologe yaa nahi
Dealer - 25 carore
Maine check usske haath mai de diya
Dealer - sir 30 carore hai yeh
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Mai- haa mujhe woh picche joh gardan hai waha par usske niche ek accha saa saa
basement banawa doo dyan rahe kami naa hoo yaaha
Dealer - sir agr aap kahe piche ki baaki jagah iss mai add kar doo par
Mai-kaya par
Dealer - 10 ka aur kaharacha hoga
Mai- thik hai phele nahi btta sakete the
Mai ek aur check diya
Dealer - sir aapne khuch pucha kyu nahi
Mai - aare abb tum apana commision laga kar bol rahe toh mai naa du toh jakar
gaali doge phele hi bahut log de rahe hai kam kab shuru karoge
Dealer - app chinta mat karoo pura kaam finish hoga toh aapko dhik hai jaayega
kal shuru karawata huu
Mai- yaad rakahana waha secret bhaut sai blocks hoone caahiye
Dealer -waise aap hoo kon
Mai- bus enta samajh loo ki mai aapke bare mai sab janta huu
Aur sir naa hi bolo toh aacha rahega
Dealer - mai samjaha nahi
Mai - rani rajput ko janete hoo
Dealer - aap mere wife ko kaise jaante hoo
Mai- aare fufa ji bus karo ...........oye teri
Dealer - sunil rajput
Dev ke saabase bade fufa jii
Sunil - fufa ji kon hoo tum
Mai - aare khuch nahi woh galati sai nikal gaya bus
Sunil - asse baat muh sai nahi nikalti hai
Mai- accha thik hai mai hu dev
Sunil - dhekhoo mr majak apni jagah family apne jagah kaya mai dev koo nahi
pachunga aur agar woh aaa jata toh kaya humme phone nahi aata
Mai- accha accha sorry yeh sun looo
Mai- haa dad baat karo
Maine phone diya
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Sunil - hello kon
Dad - mai suraj ek minute sunil tum hoo kaya
Sunil - aap yeh ladaka kon hai
Dad - aarw dev hai abhi kisi ko baatya nahi socha party dekar sabko bata dunga
Maine phone le liya - baad mai baat karata huu
Unnhone mera kaan pakad liya
Sunil - jab sai check par check de raha hai bata nahi sakata tha
Mai- aare mai toh bus majak kar raha tha
Sunil - accha kaafi basa hoogaya hai yeh sab kaise hua aur tuh karata kaya hai
ettnai paise
Mai- dhekhoo abb mai sabkoo baatatae baate thak gaya hu bua milenege phir woh
phuchenge phir didi phir bhai mera toh flashback mai mahaina nikala jayega
Fufa ji nai mera kaan chhoda -par ghar kyu kahrid raha hai
Mai- abb aapsai kaya chupana maine short sab bataya
Sunil - mujhe unn sab par phele hi shak tha tabhi maine apne bete koo unnsai dur
hi rakaha chal ghar teri bua toh tujhe dhekh kar pagal hoo jayegi
Mai- aap unnko yahi lekar aaoo naye naya gahr naye log
Sunil - aacha naye log
Mai - haa naye log kabhi ek baar bhi meri kabhar li aaplogo nai
Sunil - hum jab phone karte the sab dhuki hoo jaate the ess liye humnai phone
karana band kar diya tha
Mai- aap nahi sab aase hi hai
Aap kisi aur ko nahi baatoge aur naa bua ko bus lekar aa jana bua kaise bhi
Sunil - tuh chinta mat kar
Phir woh chale gaye
Mai todha ghar dhekha aur pahucha unn sabke pass
Dad - kaya hua sunil kaha mil gaya
Mai- aare dad mai gaya tha ek ghar lene waha dhekha toh fufa ji hi usske dealer
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Dad - accha meri bhen aur bhanji bhanja kaisa hai
Mai- aare arre shaam ko mil lena chaloo ab
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Riya - kaha jaa rahe hoo aap log
Mai- bus abb chalete hai aapka logi ka bahut shukriya
Maa- beta ehhe bhi saath le chal yeh log yaha kaafi akale hai aur tumnai ennke
saath etna sab kaiya
Rajeshwari- nahi aisa nahi ess nai toh humme narak mai sai nikala hai
Mai- jaisa aap thik lage maa
Mera phone baja
Mai - ek minute