DEV THE HIDDEN POWER (INCEST , MAGICAL ,THRILLER )

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ABB AGE


Udhar maine jaane ke baad garh par


B chacha - kirti bata kaya baat hai

Kirti nai sab khuch bataya unnkoo

B chacha unnke pass gaye aur sumit ko maarene lage

B chacha - tunne yeh sab paiso ke liye haa

Amit - bus dad bhaut ho gaya

B chacha - tumhari waahje sai mere bhaiya aur bhabhi ghar chod kar chale gaye
aur kahata hai ki bhaut hoo woh amit ko marane hi wale the ki amit nai unka
haath pakad liya


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B chachi- yeh kaya kar raha tuh maine kaha unnka haath chhod

Ussnai unka haath jhatak diya

B Chachi nai ek tappaad usse jad diya

Amit- maa caahe jintana maar loo par abb unn sabki baat ess ghar mai naa hoo toh
accha hai

B chachi- apni galati manane ki jagaha tum yeh kah rahe hoo

Amit- toh kaya kahu baatoo humari esa ghar mai kaya bus nukaroo ki tarah ezzat
hai aur woh sab raaj karte hai kyu dad aap kyu unnke pairo mai gire rahete kaya
jarurat hai unn sai puch kar kaam karene ki

Sumit - sahi kaha. Bhai aapnai bina unnsai puche yeh logo khuch karte hai agar
unnhonne mana kar di toh bhai bus woh kaam hoga nahi

C chacha- kon saa kam nahi hoga

Rahul - aa jaye dusre nauker

B chachi - rahul tamiz ekdum bhul gaya hai

C chacha - yeh kaya ezzat karega essn sabsai toh apana rishata rakahene mai
mujhe jilat hoti hai

Sab shock hokar c chacha ko dhek rahe the

C chacha - esse mat dhekhoo maine uss din jab jahgada hua tha tab hi bhai ko
kasam de kar puch liya tha bus unnki wajah sai chup tha warana ussi din tum
sabko ghar sai nikal deta

Sunil - aapke bus kaa nahi hai phele jaakar aapnai uss bhai sai phuch aaoo phir
karana

Shikaha - dhekha maa aap saab een sabke liye dev sai maafi maang rahi thi jinka
jamir mar chuka hai

Amit- oohh toh teri bhi jaban chalti hai kaya lagata hai woh tera

B chachi- bus bhaut hoo gaya ab

Amit- abhi toh shuru hua hai maa tumhe pata hai yeh tumhari beti koi mamuli
ladki nahi raw ki agent hai

Sabke hosh hi udd gaye ess baat ko sunn kar

C chacha -raw agent

Sumit - haa kal hi yeh sab jab airport par dhekha toh humnai pata laagaya ki yeh
raw agent hai

Shikha - ha hu tum logo ki tarah paiso ki bhuki nahi ki bade chhote ki ezzat bhi
bhul jau


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Amit - accha toh phir bata naa ki kr saath kaam karti hai

Shikha - ess ka es baat sai koi lena dena nahi hai

Amit - sabsai bada lena dena hai bata kyu nahi deti uss dev ke saath kaam
kartati hai

B chacha - kaya ho raha hai ess ghar mai

Amit - wahi joh aap dhekh rahe hoo aapki beti apnai chhote bhai ke saath
........

Enka bolene sai phepe hi b chacha nai usse mar diya ek aur tapaad

Amit - bus bahut hoo gaya vishwas rajput agar ek aur baar mara toh mera haath
uth jayega

C chacha - jaban sambhal kar baat kar

Sumit- aap bhi chup rahoo toh accha hi rahega

Shikah - rahene doo chacha ji

Sumit- tum jada mat bhanoo sab pata hai tumhare aur dev ohh sorry dd ke bich
kaya chal raha hai

Shikha- khana kaya chaata hai

Amit - ab hume mat shikha yeh sab hume mat bata ki do agent jab ek saath room
mai rahete honge tab kaya hota hoga

Shikha - chii kitnae gire hue hoo tum saabb maa aap khuch kyu kahadhi hoo

B chachi- kaya bolu mai maije kabhi nahi saocha tha ki yeh din dhekna padega jab
ek bhai apni hi bhen ki ezzat apni garwaloo ke saammne uchaal raha hai

Rahul - galat kaya jab ek bhai apni bhen ke ezzat sai saath khel sakata hai toh
hum toh bus bata rahe hai sacch

Shikaha didi ke aakhoo sai asshu rukane kaa naam nahi le rahe the

B chacha - tuh mat roh beti hum unnsai jakar maafi maang lege humme nahi pata
tha hum sapoo ko dudh pila rahe hai

Amit- haa aur apni saari betiyoo ki shaadi ussi sai kara dena saala pata nahi
kitani aur lekar betha hai ek kaa toh kal hi bhadha fodaha hai

Unn teeno ko chhod kar sabke aakho mai buss do hi chiz thi woh thi dhuk aur
asshu


Sumit - dhekho naa bichari sab kaise roo rahi hai jaise ennka pati chod kar
chala gaya hai

Amit - haa ha bhai din bhat uss sai chipaki rahati hai hum mai kaya kaate hai
dev bhai yeh dhekhoo dev bhai woh dhekhoo dev bhai kaya kahoge dev bhai kaya

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phenoge

C chachi- woh tum logo ki tarah nahi hai kii aapni bhenoo ke payarr ko paise sai
compare kare

Ritu - haa maa yeh dhekhoo eetna accha gift diya hai

Amit- ek minute edhar dhikha jara

Ussnai usska haat pakad liya

Amit - yeh toh rare diamond usse kaha sai mil gaya

Shikha - tuh joh soch raha hai naa uss sai bhaut aage hai woh

Amit- kyu tera aashique hai kaya

Shikha ko bhut gussa aaa raha tha - haa hai mera aashique tujhe kaya lenna hai

Amit - abb aayi naa line par maine toh phele hi kaha tha

Shikha - kaya karana hai agar woh mujhe le bhi gaya toh tuh
Khuch nahi kar payega

Sumit - zinda hoga tab naa

C chacha - kaya kaha tunne

Amit- yahi ki ab tak toh mar gaya hoga. Na na aase gaalti mat karna baap hoo
wahi rahoo bhaghwan mat bannoo

B chachi - he bhagawan yeh sab asse the aur humme pata bhi nahi

Sumit- jab saara sach aa hi raha tha toh yeh bhi sahi aur tuh bata aab kaya
bolati hai aare arre yeh toh roo rahi hai naa meri bhen roote nahi

Shikha - mat le apni gandi jaban sai mera naam mai teri bhen nahi huu

Sumit - toh phir kaya hooo

Rahul - bhai aab yeh galat kar rahe hoo aapp

Amit- kyu be tere andar kaa insaan jag gaya kaya

Rahul - aare nahi mai toh kaha raha huu chaloo abb yeh ghar aur jayejaad milenai
ki khushi mai party karete hai

Shikah - tumhari party dev kaharab karega


Sumit -kaha naa woh mar gaya hoga

Shikha jor sai hasane lagi

Rahul - bhi lagata hai yeh pagal hoo gayi hai

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Shikah - tum aur dev koo mar dooo ha haha ha

B chacha - tujhe kaya hua ekdum sai

Shikha - khuch nahii khuch nahi huuuu fuuuh ha ha ha

Amit- aaye chup kar gussa mat dila

Sumit - has toh assi rahi hai jaise dd hi joker hai

AB TEENO HASNAI LAGI

ab teeno tension mai aa gaye

Sumit - abe uss tantrik ki baat sahi hai naa woh mar gaya hoga naa

Amit- yaar kaha toh

B chachi- sahi kaha tha mere bete dev nai yeh sab ab ek katil ban gaye hai

C chachi- haa didi eensaniyaat nahi bachi hai aur naam maa baap kaa dar

Amit- ab bata bhi kyu haa rahi hai kahi woh phir sai aakar humsai paise toh nahi
maangega

Shikha- thuu hai tumhari soch par aare jintane ki yaeh jayaejaad hai naa uttnai
woh jeeb mai lekar nikalata hai samajahe

Amit - kaya bola tunne usske pass etna paisa kaha sai aaya

Shikha - tumsai matlab dad aur cahacha ab chaloo yaaha sai rahene doo enn sabko
yahi aur maa aap bhi apne betoo ko maaf kar ke unnke ess kaam mai mil jaao

C chacha - beti unnko gaalt mat samajh bus woh ek maa ka farj pura kar rahi
hai


Tabhi sumit nai shikha ke baal picche sai pakad liye

Sumit- bata kaha sai mile usse paise

Shikah nai uska haath ghumaya aur chhut gayi usske haath sai


Sumit nai jeb mai haath dala aur gun rak di shikha ke sir par

Sumit - bula aapne aashique koo aur kah de tere badle mai paise leta aaye

Usske haath kaap rahe the

Amit aage aya aur jeeb sai khuch nikala aur usske muh par rakh diya

Sumit nai ekk ghari saas lii - aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Ussnai gun niche ki


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Amit- yaar kitnai baar kaha hai hyper mat hua kar

Shikah- tum sab drugs lete hooo

Sumit fhir sai sunghte hue -bade log bade shock

B chacha - abhi bhi khuch baaki hai

Rahul - haa aapke sign ess par sign karoo


C chacha - yeh hum sab ke akele kaa nahi nahi ess par unnka bhi hak hai

Sumit gun ko todhi par ragadte hue- toh uhhe kahatam kar dete hai

B chacha - shikha tuh sach mai agent hai naa

Shikaha - haa dad

B chacha - toh kahdi hokara kaya dhekh rahi hai gun hata yaha sai

Sumit nai jhat sai gun usski taraf ki hi thi ki shikha nai usske haath sai gun
chinni aur bus awwaj aayi toh bus gun ke parts girnai ki

Amit- maa hum sab saath mai rahete hai naa apni marzi sai life koo jiyenge kisi
ki rok tok nahi hogi

B chachi- abb mai naa tere saath rahungi naa hum sai koi aur

Sumit - humme bhi koi shok nahi hai par yaad rakahan apna khoon apana hi hota
hai

C chachi - agar aisa hota hai yoh hume nahi caahiye asse khoon ke rishate

Rahul - toh thik hai par yaad rakahana unn logo ko hum nahi chhodenge jinnki
wajagh sai aap log humme chhod kar jaa rahe hoo

B chacha - chaloo sab ab humm yaha ek pal nahi rukenge hum sab abhi gaaw chalete
hai baad mai dhekha jayega

Sab log bhar aa gaye

Andar

Amit -- yaar sach mai yeh idea sach mai kaam kar gaya mujhe toh laga gadbad naa
hoo jaye

Sumit - yaar kass yeh himmat phele ki hoti toh etne kimati saal yuu hi naa
nikalte

Rahul - bhai jara paise dena khuch

Amit - kitne

Rahul - 10 lakh


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Amit - jaa locker sai le le

Rahul - sach mai

Sumit - jaa naa kyu baaw maar raha hai

Rahul - phuchoge nahi kaya karunga

Sumit - abe abb jakar toh ess sai chhuti milli ab hum bhi vahi kare toh humm sai
baada chutiya koi nahi hoga


Edhar


Mai- spna

Janu- haa ek minute aare mujhe toh tumhare andar sai woh niklana hai ussnai mera
sir pakada aur mere hoth chusnai lagi

Maine usse alag kiya - bus karoo phele hi etna chusa ki mera khoon muh sai bhar
aane wala tha

Janu - ohh mere baby ko dard hua

(Kdev - bhai kahi pagal toh nahi hoo gayi hai yeh. )

Mai usska matha chua - tum thik toh hoo naa

Janu - haaa mai toh................woh apne sharir ghurane lagi

Janu - yeh kaya hai aaree tuhare bhi kaapde


Mai- kaya ab aatmaye chusogi toh yahi hoga naa

Janu- aab esse hatau kaise

Mai - huuuuuuuuu accha kisi dusare kapde ke bare mai socho dhekho kaya hota
hai

Ussnai waisa hi kiya aur usske black suit ki jagah jeans t-shirt aa gayi

Tabhi devika waha aa gayi

Devika - aap yaha kyu waha nahi aaye

Mai-aare woh yeh mere saath thi naa toh mai sursha kavach par nahi kar paya

Devika - aab aap dono thik toh hoo naa

Janu- mai toh thik hu enka pata nahi

Mai - accha yeh dhekhoo maine apni upaar ka utara

Mai - dhekhoo kaha kaha ghusaye hai nakoon

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Jaun mere pass aakar mere gardan par ungliya chaalane lagi

Mai- kaya kar rahi hoo aare tum roo rahi hoo pagal kahi ki

Janu- yeh meri galti hai kitna dard hua hoga aapkoo

Maine phen liya usse dubara
chaloo aashu poch loo waha tumhari mom kaa naa jane kaya haal hoga

Janu- mujhe nahi jaan waha

Mai- dhekho janu payaar mai yeh sab aayega ess hi dhekhoo kitna enntazaar kiya
essnai

Devika - chhodo mai vaha sai aapke kapde laayi toh aapka phone baj raha tha
Ussnai phone mujhe diya

Maine phone mai dhekha unkunown number sai call thi

Mai - hoga kisi par 20 baar saayad riya kaa hoga sab wahi hai naa ab chaloo
mujhe aaj bahut kaam hai

Devika - mai bhi chalu saath mai

Mai- arre mai kaam karnai jaa raha tum saath rahi khuch naa kar paunga aaahhhhhh

Mai- ab tum kyu maar rahi hoo

Janu- jab woh jana caahati hai toh le jaaoo na


Mai- accha thik hai chaloo

Phir maine janu ko usske room mai chhoda

Mai - sab sambhal lenna

Janu - fikar mat karoo jaoo ab

Mai devika ko lekar ek jagah aay

Mai- abb jaoo tum bhi

Devika - par aap nai toh kaha tha

Mai- haa kaha tha abb jaoo

Devika gayab hoo gayi

Mai- aare. Yeh toh chali gayi

K dev - aabe biwi hai teri koi baachi nahi hoo gayi naraj

Mai- par yaar mai toh bus majak kar raha tha

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K dev - tere majak hamesha bhari padete hai

Mai- thik hai ah bhadak mat

Kdev - yaar tunne woh karawaya naa

Mai- ab tujhe kaya karana hai

Kdev- madam ko bhul gaya etni zaldi

Mai- hat be meri yaha waise bhi lagi padi aur unn harmaiyoo sao toh badala lunga
hii aur tujhe madam mai jada interest nahi hoo hai ab

Kdev - mujhe sexy teachers acchi lagati hai bus

Mai- toh phir mai saare scholo collego mai jakar tere kiye madam dhundhu

Kdev- waise idea accha hai par abhi woh madam hii sahi hai

Mai - chal hat mai nahi jaane wala wha

Kdev- dhek maine teri pari ki jaan bachane mai madad ki ab meri baari hai

Mai- yaar baat mai dum hai par yaar abhi jo karanai aaye hai kare

Phir maine phone mai khuch dhekha aur

Phir mai aage bhadha
Saamne ek kaafi accha ghar


Mai - sunanna jara kaya esska dealer abhi andar hai naa

Gate keep - haa sir kaya kaam hai

Mai- esska ad dhekha tha maine


Gatekeepeer - haa sir chaliye andar

Mai- andar gaya kaafi accga laga mujhe yeh ghar

Dealer - haa sir kahiye

Mai- sidhi baat kaya kimat hai esski


Dealer - mujhe ghurnae laga

Mai- kaya hua bologe yaa nahi

Dealer - 25 carore

Maine check usske haath mai de diya

Dealer - sir 30 carore hai yeh

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Mai- haa mujhe woh picche joh gardan hai waha par usske niche ek accha saa saa
basement banawa doo dyan rahe kami naa hoo yaaha

Dealer - sir agr aap kahe piche ki baaki jagah iss mai add kar doo par

Mai-kaya par

Dealer - 10 ka aur kaharacha hoga

Mai- thik hai phele nahi btta sakete the

Mai ek aur check diya

Dealer - sir aapne khuch pucha kyu nahi

Mai - aare abb tum apana commision laga kar bol rahe toh mai naa du toh jakar
gaali doge phele hi bahut log de rahe hai kam kab shuru karoge

Dealer - app chinta mat karoo pura kaam finish hoga toh aapko dhik hai jaayega
kal shuru karawata huu

Mai- yaad rakahana waha secret bhaut sai blocks hoone caahiye

Dealer -waise aap hoo kon

Mai- bus enta samajh loo ki mai aapke bare mai sab janta huu
Aur sir naa hi bolo toh aacha rahega

Dealer - mai samjaha nahi

Mai - rani rajput ko janete hoo

Dealer - aap mere wife ko kaise jaante hoo

Mai- aare fufa ji bus karo ...........oye teri

Dealer - sunil rajput
Dev ke saabase bade fufa jii

Sunil - fufa ji kon hoo tum

Mai - aare khuch nahi woh galati sai nikal gaya bus

Sunil - asse baat muh sai nahi nikalti hai

Mai- accha thik hai mai hu dev

Sunil - dhekhoo mr majak apni jagah family apne jagah kaya mai dev koo nahi
pachunga aur agar woh aaa jata toh kaya humme phone nahi aata

Mai- accha accha sorry yeh sun looo

Mai- haa dad baat karo

Maine phone diya

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Sunil - hello kon

Dad - mai suraj ek minute sunil tum hoo kaya

Sunil - aap yeh ladaka kon hai

Dad - aarw dev hai abhi kisi ko baatya nahi socha party dekar sabko bata dunga

Maine phone le liya - baad mai baat karata huu

Unnhone mera kaan pakad liya

Sunil - jab sai check par check de raha hai bata nahi sakata tha

Mai- aare mai toh bus majak kar raha tha

Sunil - accha kaafi basa hoogaya hai yeh sab kaise hua aur tuh karata kaya hai
ettnai paise

Mai- dhekhoo abb mai sabkoo baatatae baate thak gaya hu bua milenege phir woh
phuchenge phir didi phir bhai mera toh flashback mai mahaina nikala jayega

Fufa ji nai mera kaan chhoda -par ghar kyu kahrid raha hai

Mai- abb aapsai kaya chupana maine short sab bataya

Sunil - mujhe unn sab par phele hi shak tha tabhi maine apne bete koo unnsai dur
hi rakaha chal ghar teri bua toh tujhe dhekh kar pagal hoo jayegi

Mai- aap unnko yahi lekar aaoo naye naya gahr naye log

Sunil - aacha naye log

Mai - haa naye log kabhi ek baar bhi meri kabhar li aaplogo nai

Sunil - hum jab phone karte the sab dhuki hoo jaate the ess liye humnai phone
karana band kar diya tha

Mai- aap nahi sab aase hi hai
Aap kisi aur ko nahi baatoge aur naa bua ko bus lekar aa jana bua kaise bhi

Sunil - tuh chinta mat kar

Phir woh chale gaye

Mai todha ghar dhekha aur pahucha unn sabke pass

Dad - kaya hua sunil kaha mil gaya

Mai- aare dad mai gaya tha ek ghar lene waha dhekha toh fufa ji hi usske dealer
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Dad - accha meri bhen aur bhanji bhanja kaisa hai

Mai- aare arre shaam ko mil lena chaloo ab
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Riya - kaha jaa rahe hoo aap log

Mai- bus abb chalete hai aapka logi ka bahut shukriya

Maa- beta ehhe bhi saath le chal yeh log yaha kaafi akale hai aur tumnai ennke
saath etna sab kaiya

Rajeshwari- nahi aisa nahi ess nai toh humme narak mai sai nikala hai

Mai- jaisa aap thik lage maa

Mera phone baja

Mai - ek minute

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ABB AGE


Mai - haa hello kon bol raha hai

Sanjana - phachanoo kon

Mai- kon hai

Sanjana - nahi pahchana

Mai- kaisi baate kar rahi hoo madam mai kaise pahuchan jaunga

Sanjana - ok bye

Mai- sorry sorry maaf kar de mai majak kar raha tha aaj kaise yaad aayi ess
garib kii

Sanajana - bhai mai aapsai bhaut naraz hoo aap vaapas aaye aur humme mile bhi
nahi

Mai - maaf kar dee naa

Kasish - nahi kabhi nahi

Mai- aare meri chhoti panda kaha khoo gayi thi

Kasish - mai panada nahi huu abb

Mai - acch toh kaya hai ab tuh


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Kasish- knuch nahi aapnai kaha tha ki mom dad ka dyaan rakhoge aur aap ghar
chhod kar chale gaye aur woh log gaaw chale gaye

Mai- woh mai toh

Kasish - dhekho bhai kaya hua kaya nahi hua mai nahi jaanti par aapnai wada tod
diya

Ussnai call kat di

Maa - kiska phone tha sorry sorry kar raha tha

Mai- woh panda kaa tha

Riya - panada

Maa - hasti hui aare woh esski bhene hai kaya hua

Mai- hona kaya hai uss kirti nai baataya hoga


Maa- chal jaa jaldi yeh pari etni der sai kar kaya tahi hai saloni ke saath

Mai etni tezz bhaga ki woh sab hairan hoo gaye

Rajewari -esse kaya hua

Mai kamare mai gusa -pari pari kaha hai tuh pari

Saloni- chilla mat soo rahi hai kya hua

Mai usske pass jakar beth gaya

Maine usske face sai usske baal haatye


Aur jhuk kar usske gaal par ek kiss kar diya

Saloni - kaya kar raha hai

Mai- shiii aram sai meri gudiya uth naa jaye

Mai waha sai utha aur balkani mai kadha hoo gaya

Saloni- tuh hamesha tention mai kyu rahata hai

Mai- aare nahi ab lagata hai mujhe meri manzil par nikala hoga par uss sai phele
unn teeno koo aisa sabak shikahunga ki yaad rakahenge

Saloni- ab kaya fayada abb toh humara unsai rista khatam ho jaye toh sahi par
mujhe baaki sabki yaad abhi aa rahi hai

Mai- didi aapko yaad aa rahi yaha mera bura haal hai yeh soch kar kii unn tenno
nai aisa kaya kiya ki sab gaow chale gaye

Saloni- accha ruk haa shikha kaha hai
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Shikha - gaow mai

Saloni- wha kyu gayi hai

Mai- phon doo naa

Saloni- mai baat kar luu pahele

Mai- nahi phele mai

Saloni- le kar

Mai- haa kaya hua hai

Shikha*******************saari baat baatayi

Mai- unnko esski saja milegi par aap dhuki mat hona

Shikha - mai kyu dhuki rahu tuh hai naa mera aashiqu

Mai- kaya

Shikha - ab toh sab yahi samjahene lage

Mai- ohhh woooh mai toh dar gaya tha

Shikha - chal jada mat soch tere pass aur bhaut khuch hai mere alawa sochane koo


Mai-aap aisa mat bolo joh hua woh jaruri tha

Shikha - ha par tunne aaj hume humari aukaat dhikha di ki tere liye humari koi
value nahi hai aase toh koi apna jhutta kahana nahi phekhata jaise tunne humme
feka

Mai- aisa mat samjhoo

Shikha - toh ek baar kah kar toh dhekhata teri liye mai unnhe kaya kisi ko bhi
chhod deti

Mujhsai ruka nahi gaya mai unnke pass pahuch gaya

Mai - asse naa rulaya karoo
Dard dilo ke aur naa badhaya karoo
Aapko bhulana hogi meri galati
Par uss galati ko yuh dil sai lagaya naa karoo

Shikha - aaye hoo tum humme yeh baatene ki tuhmare dil mai hi sirf dard hai
Kabhi dusro ke diloo mai jhaak kar dhek liya karoo Tum bhul hi jaaoge ki tunhare
dil mai hi dard hai

Kdev - yeh mara
Mai - tuh aa gaya mahool kaharab karnai

Kdev - nahi mere bina nahi banega yaha mahool
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Mai apne aap aage bhadnai laga

Mai jaise hi unnke karib aaya maine aake band kar lii maine haatho sai unka face
pakada aur kiss karna start kar diya

Mai khud ko kaafi rok raha tha par rok nahi paa raha thaa

Tabhi unnhone mera sir pakada aur mujhe aur tezz sai kiss karnai lagi



Mai apni aakhe khol di toh meri aakhe khuli ki khuli rah gayi

Unnki aakhe abhi bhi band thii

Mai unnhe hataya par unn par jiase nasha saa tha mujhe chich rahi thi

Maine jaise taise alag kiya khud koo

Aur pari ke pass Beth kar saas lene laga

Mai- yaha kaise aa gaya aur yeh kaise

Kdev - aur hoo gayab mai toh bus toda saa mahool banaene wala tha tunne kand hi
kar diya

Mai- abe yeh tabsai wahi khdhi thi batoo

Kdev- saale dose eenhe bhi de di tunne aur udhar baat adhuri rah gayi

Mai- baad mai dhekhunga abhi bhaut kaam hai

Pari -uuhhhh aaahhh bhai aap yaha

Mai- aare uth gayi tuh kaisi hai ab

Pari - ekdum mast huu aur yeh didi asse kyu khadhi hai

Pari- didi kaha khoo gayi hoo

Saloni hosh mai aate hue - huuu haa kaya hua

Pari - aapko kaya hua

Saloni- dev tunne sach mai abhi woh kiya yaa mera bharm tha

Mai- maiiii........nai khuch nahi kiya aap tabsai aase hi kadhi hoo

Saloni apne sir par haath rakhati hai

Maa - beta tujhe bulane bheja tha tuh yaha kaya kar raha hai

Mai - haa chalete hai

Saloni - kaha par

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Mai- naye ghar

Maa - nahi hum abhi tere mousi ke ghar jaanyege

Mai-kaya bol rahi hoo maa maine bua ko bula liya hai

Maa - tuh chinta mat kar tere dad nai baat kar li hai

Mai - par kyu jaana hai

Maa- woh abhi nahi baatungi

Mai- kaya maa

Maa - chal natak chhod chal ab

Pari -chalo bhai udd kar chalete hai

Maa - tuh udd bhi skata hai dev

Mai- woh sab chhodo riya aur usski mom ko bhi lekar jaana hai toh normal jaaoo
aap log mai inn sabko lekar aata huu

Maa - sabkoo kisko

Mai- mai bhi nahi baataunaa

Maa - thik hai hum nikalete hai

Mai- chaloo jaoo jaldi mai pahuch jaunga

Phir mai dono ko lekar gaow ke ghar kevbhar pahucha

Saloni -yah kyu

Mai- aare tumhara man nahi lagega essnke bina jaoo aur mana kar lekar aa jana
mousi ke ghar aur chacha joh bhi puche mere baare mai sab bata dena warana
aayenge nahi

Saloni -sunn toh sahi

Par mai phle hi gayab hoo gaya tha

Enntni bhaga doud hai power nahi hoti toh aaj mai ghutanoo ke baal cahalata


Mai saanti sai betha aur phone lagana shuru kiya

Phele arav phir janu phir sona phir masoom akash mohan sir alok sam rajiv aur
khuch logo ko bhi

Kdev -sabko kyu bula raha hai

Mai- arre maa naa bategi toh mujhe pata naa chaelega mai agent asse hi naa hu
batata nahi toh kaya essqua matlab mai khuch nahi janata abe kabhi kabhi chutiya
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ban kar rahene mai fayada hai logo ke assli kaand aapko pata chal jaaye hai

K dev - aacha mere baap tuh mahana hai abb yeh baatega yeh chakkar kaya hai

Mai- abe mousi ki ladki ki shaadhi hai aur kaya

K dev - toh sabkoo kyu bula raha hai mera sir dard hoo raha hai

Mai- aabe ek baar mai hi sabkoo bata du warna sab meri jaan kaahene mujhe nahi
baataya mujhe nahi bataya tuh kab aaya aur baaki sab toh jude hai mujhsai toh
bula liya aur kaya

Kdev - accha thik hai par devika ka kaya ruk abhi

Mai - kaha hoo devika

Koi jawab nahi aaya

Mai- maine kaha kha hoo tum

Noo answer

Kdev - saale mai kis bachod ke andar aa gaya huu abe tuh aisa kyu nahi karata
gaala kat ke mar jaa

Mai - yaar confuse kyu hoo raha hai

Kdev-abe jab sai aaya hu bus chuytiyapa laga rakha hai edhar sai udhar udhar sai
edhar abe lodu rukega bhi yaa nahi

Woh mere sai bhar aa gaya
Mai-kaha chala

Kdev-haa behenchoo mai naa rahaena tere saath pagala kar diya hai tuune

Mai-yaar ruk jaa sab samjaha dunga

Kdev-mai nahi

Mai-bosideke ab bhaaw mat kaah ek toh waise hii unn kutto par gussa kam nahi hua
aur tuh yeh ladkiyoo ki tarah ronna band kar

K dev - mai jaa raha hu merra sai milane

Mai- esski maa kaa abe kaya hai ussmai joh toh pagal hoo raha hai

Kdev- oye tuh kaya jaane madam ke saath romance kaya hota hai

Mai-yaar eetni saari gf hai meri kaya unnmai romance karata nahi mai


Kdev- hat toh bc sab ki sab toh bhaaw kahti rahti hai aur ek hai woh excited
wali janu toh usski maa ki

Mai-bus kar bus kitna gaali dega


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Kdev-abbe gaali mann kar raha hai

Woh edar udhar bhagene laga ussnae ek patahar uthaya aur muh par phekea maine ek
bijzli ke jahtke fod diya

Mai- abe saant hoo jaa

Kdev - thik hai par wada kar ab sabka ek ek karke mamala sulja dega

Mai- thik hai thik hai

Kdev- aur apna dimag mere hawale chhod de

Mai - hat be tuh saale hamesh meri hi bhenoo mai fasa deta hai

Kdev- toh kaya hua dhekha nahi marane koo tayarr hai tere liye

Mai- chal ab bahut hoo gaya chutiyapa ab dhekhata hu ki yeh dev kaya chiz hai

Kdev - ab agayega maja

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Mai- chal ab bahut hoo gaya chutiyapa ab dhekhata hu ki yeh dev kaya chiz hai

Kdev - ab agayega maja

Mai - chal unn dono ko bhi lekar anna hai

Kdev-chal phir

Mai-apna yeh bekar dimag aur baate band rakhana aabb

Woh mere andar aa gaya maine kasish ke pass koi sunsaan jagaha ka socha

Mai pahucha ek gali mai jaha bus khuch cars khadhi thi

Mai-abe mujhe toh uski shakal yaad hi nahi kaya karu haa phele yaah sai nikalata
hu

Mai gali sai bhar nikal hi tha ki kisi sai takara gaya

Ladki - are u blind

Mai- arre sorry woh dheyaan nahi diya

Ladki- india sai hoo app


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Mai- sorry woh galti sai hoo gaya pata nahi chala mai kaise takara gaya

Ladki-koi baat nahi sorry bola naa aapnai

Mai- yaha par simon geroge kaha hai

Ladki - kya hua app toh aase bol rahe ho jase abhi assman sai gire hoo

Mai- haa ohhh nahi mera matalb aaj hi aaya hu kaya app bata dengi mujhe


Ladki - aare essmai kaya badi baat hai chaliye mai bhi ussi mai padati huu

Mai usske saath chalene laga

Ladki - waase kis kaam sai jaa rahe hai app waha

Mai- bus kuch kaam hai

Ladki- nahi batana chaahte toh koi baat nahi

Mai- aisa khuch nahi hai mai apni bhenoo ko lene aaya huu

Ladki - accha kon sai class mai hai

Mai- 11 th mai hai

Ladki- mai bhi kaya naam hai uska

Mai- k........tabhi ek ladka uska purse khichane wala tha

Maine usska haath pakad liya

Mai- what are u try to do

Ladke nai gun mer upper ki main teezi sai pakdi aur magzine usski jeb mai
rhakata hua - try later

Woh bus mujhe dhekh raha tha


Maine usske gaal par halke sai mara aur

Mai- chale ab

Ladaki - huuuuu

Mai-huu kaya chale

Ladki - haa chaliye

Hum aage badh gaye

Ladki -aap nai etni jaldi gun kaise khol di

Mai- pratice hai bus

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Ladki -kya karte hai aap

Mai-huuuu

Ladki-soch kar baatenge kaya

Mai- nahi mai police mai hu

Ladki hasanai lagi

Mai- kaya hua

Ladki-accha majak hai police mai ha ha

Mai-kyu nahi ho sakata kaya

Ladki - phele toh india ki police wale asse nahi hote aur dusri baat aap nai
abhi usse chhod diya ek police wale hote toh usse lock mai bhejete aur tisara
asse school nahi dhudhate aur wob bhi akele

Mai- kaafi intellegent hoo

Ladki- chaliye park mai bethete hai

Mai- aare nahi mujhe apni bhenoo sai milana hai

Ladki- ettne utawale hoo rahe hoo lagata hai kaafi payaar karte hoo unnsai


Mai- haa bhaut jada

Ladki- mai toh ess liye kah rahi thi kyuki abhi class chal rahi hogi mera mood
nahi tha toh class mai gayi nahi


Mai- aacha chaiye phir akela mai bhi bor ho jaunga

Hum dono park mai jakar bethe

Ladki -toh baatye kaya karte hai aap

Mai- raw agent hu

Ladki ettni tezz hasane lagi ki sab humari tarf dhekenai lage

Mai- abb kaya hua

Ladki- raw agent phir sai majak

Mai- kaya karu log aaj kal majak ko sach aur sach ko majak samjh rahe hai

Ladki- dhekiye koi aase gun kholene sai raw agent nahi ban jata woh log toh
unique hote hai action toh unnke khoon mai hota hai



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Mai- toh abb tumhe yakin dilane ke liye kisi ko marana padega bula loo kisi
koo

Ladki - waise majak accha karete hoo aap

Mai- pata nahi kyu tumhati awwaj sunni hui lag rahi hai jaise kal hi sunni hoo

Ladki- yeh dialouges purane hoo gaye

Mai- kaya matlab

Ladki- abhi mile hue khuch hi time hua aur aap line marnai lage

Mai- nahi aisa khuch nahi hai waise naam kaya hai tumhara

Ladki- kacy

Mai- ohh mai galat samjaha

Kacy - kaya samjhe

Mai- mujhe laga jaise tumhari aawaj bilkul meri bhen jaisi hai

Kacy- mera bhi ek bhai hai par woh koi agent nahi hai woh bhaut hi cute hai haa
par funny aapki tarah

Tabhi bell baji

Kacy- ok bye mai chalati hu aap dudh lena usse aapsai mil kar accha laga


Mai - mujhe bhi

Woh chali gayi

Mai gaya reception par

Mai- excuse me will u tell me that two girls name girl kasish and sanjana class
11th

Rgirl-sorry sir we don't give anybody like that info

Mai- ohh but she is my sisters

R girl -ok sir wait .........yaa but both are absent today

Mai - ok thanks for the help

Mai- maine phone kiya ...haa hello kaha hoo tum

Sanjana - hello helloo

Mai- awwaj nahi aa rahi hai kaya mai bol raha hi kaha hoo

Phone cut gaya tha


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Mai nicche dhekhata hua chal raha tha ki phir takara gaya

Kacy - what the. .....aap phir

Mai -sorry again mera dyaan mobile mai tha

Ladki- kaya hua mili nahi aacha naam baatye mai dudahti huu

Mai- san

Announcement - all the student please goo to basement its emergency

Ussnai mera haath pakada aur kaha - jaldi chaloo lagata hai yaha phir khuch
honne wala hai

Mai - nahi mujje abhi janna hai

Kacy- baat manno chalo niche warana marejoge


Mai - kaya musibat hai chaloo

Sab logo nicche basement mai ekhata hoo gaye

Mai - kaya hua hai yaha

Kacy- saayad phir sai gunnde aane waale hai

Mai- par kyu kaya hua hai yaha

Kacy- arre woh famous joker ka naam suna hai

Mai todha chock gaya- haa par uska yaha kaya lenna dena

Kacy - aare woh essi school mai kisi ladki kaa bhai hai kal toh police nai khuch
loho ko arest kiya hai par pata nahi phir kaha sai aa gaye

Maine uss sai haath chudya aur

Kacy- kaha jaa rahe hoo pagal hoo gaye hoo kaya

Koi aur bola techer taha saayad -kacy kon hai aur yaha kaise

Kacy - sir ennki sister padati hai hai yaha par

Teacher - joh bhi hoo esse roko yeh sab ki jaan kahatte mak daal dega police
aane waali hogi abhi

Kacy- haa app ruk jaao warana mare jaaoge

Mai- huuh joker ko marana eetna assan nahi hai

Pure basement mai jaise sanata hoga sabka muh khula rah gaya

Maine gate khola kacy mere picche aane lagi

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Mai- kyu aa rahi hoo piche mere

Kacy -kaya app sach mai wahi hoo

Mai- ohh tummhe ess whkat question phuchana hai ha mai wahi huu bus aur khuch

Kacy - tab toh app aram sai mar doge eenhe

Mai- haa tumhe kaya karana hai

Kacy- kaya mai video bana luu

Mai- yeh social media naa jo marzi karoo mai bhar dhekha toh 10- 12 log gu lekar
kadahe the

(Please koi yeh naa kahe ki unnhe hindi kaise aati hai mai saari baatoo ko
hindhi mai hi likhunga kyuki english story nahi hai bus )

Ek nai ek ladki par gun laga rakhi thi



Mai- hey edhar kaya ho raha hai

Woh sav hasene lage

Ek nai mere par fire kar diya

Main dusri side khud gaya diwal ke piche

Mai- kaha gaya

Kdev -yahi huu

Mai- dhekh mera khoon mat rukane dena agar koi chot lage toh warana mai
highlight hoo jaunga

Kdev - joker tuh hi hai yeh

Mai- abe nahi woh toh kaafi logo ko pata chal gaya hoga meri shaktiyoo ke baare
mai

Kdev- thik hai ab nipata ennhe

1A (PHLEA ADAMI)- kaya hua kaha chup gaya dar gaya kaya jaane doo usski khopdai
udaa doo be yeh school wale jada hosiyaar ban rahe hai

Mai kuda aur roll karata hua aur uss gun wale gardan par ek puch mara usski
garadan tut gayi aur uska khoon mere face par aagaya

1A - bhoon do saale koo

Maine ussk laki ko padkada aur fountain mai khud gaya

1A -rukoo chal tuh ladana caahta hai toh aa jaa koi goli nahi chalayega

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1A -rukoo chal tuh ladana caahta hai toh aa jaa koi goli nahi chalayega

Mai - tum yaha sai jaoo anadar

Woh ladki bhaut dari hui thii

Mai -sunna nahi jaoo yaha sai

Tabhi kacy bahagati hui aa rahi thi

Mai- pagal hoo kaya yaha kyu aa rahi hoo

Woh khuch nahi boli aur jakar uss ladki ko gaale laga liya

Kasish - yaha kar rahi hai tuh haa

Mai- kon hai yeh

Kacy - meri bhen hai

Mai - jaao yaha sai

1A - Yeh yahi rahegi ess hum nahi chood sakete hai

Mai-tum gayi nahi abhi yaha saai

1A - Abe tuh hai kon joo etna ud raha hai

Mai- jise tuh dudane aaya kaya photo nahi bheja mujhe dudane wale nai

2A - Aree boss yeh toy wahi hai joker yahi tha meeting mai

1A - Toh phir eenka koi kaam nahi jaao tum dono

Kacy usse lekar waha sai gayi

Mai- kaya hua saalo tumhe dar nahi lag raha kaya marnai sai

1A - phele toh lagata hai par ab nahi jab sai joker chup kar rahene laga hai

Mai-toh aaj mil le naa

Teen haate kaate aadami meri taraf aage

Mai- tuh yeh sahi nahi kar raha hai


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1A - Kye be

Mai- abe mera khuch toh level rakh bus ettne sai aadami

2A- teri fadnai ke liye hum hi kaafi hai

Maine side ki ek grill pakadi aur ukaad kar usski aakhoo ke aar par kar dii

Mai- tuh fadega meri haa kutte tere jaiseo ka mut nikal jata hai samjaha

Maine side mai dhekha toh ek adami ka sach mai nikal gaya tha

1A - mmmmmmaaarooo

Woh jiske aakh mai maine maari woh abhi tak chick raha tha

Mai- abe chillana band kar

Usske aadami aane lage

Mai-ek minute esska chillana mujhsai saha nahi jaa raha hai

Maije woh grill usski aakho sai nikali aur usski jhaang mai gusa di woh aur tezz
sai chillane laga

Mai- abe bc kaan fadega kaya maine woh waha sai bhi nikal lii aur usske bicepes
mai gusa di

Woh behosh hogaya

Mai- aahhh ab accha lag raha hai aaoo bhai aaoo

Sabki taange kaap rahi thii

Mai-kaya hua joker sai toh koi darata nahi naa abb aaooo maro

Ek picche sai chillata hua aaya aur bandook meri sir par lagane wala tha mai
aage bhad kar niche ghuka aur usski taange pkad lii

3A - aaahhhhhhhhh nahi bhai joker bhai chhod do mai ghar jaa raha chhod doo

Maine usska sir bilkul uss grill ke pas rok liya aur usko gardan sai usse pakad
liya

1A - Abe bhaut dara liya ab gaya toh

Maine etnete hi usski gardan chhod di woh grill usske gaale ke aar paar ho gaye
waha par kade sabhi ke haatho sai hathiyaar chhut gaye

1A - abe dhek kaya rahe hoo gun chaloo

Mai-dhekhoo bhai log eenhone khuch kiya nahi toh aisi mout abb soch loo kaya
karna hai

Ek ladka mere pass gaya - ussnai english mai bola

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Ladka- sir mujhe bus paisoo ki jarurat thi toh aa gaya eenke log kal hi pakedege
gaye hai

Mai- aacha aisa kaya kitane caahiye bata

Ladka - 15lakh mera ghar bikane wala hai

Mai - chal side mai kahada ho jaa mai dunga tujhe

1A - woh paise humare hai samjaha


Mai- yaar kitna bol raha hai khuch karega

Unneke ek jahate mai gun fire kar dii mai majak mai hi pe gaya

Woh saayd shot gun thi

Tabhi sab slow hoo gaya

Mai- kaya hua be

Kdev - ab mai sambhal luu kaya bhai

Mai- kaya be kaya karega

Kdev - bus power use naa hoo uska dyaan rahkunga

Mai- chal kar

Woh goli mere khandhe par lagi mai aur mai dur gira mera sit kisi sai takaraa

Mai- marawa diya saale

1A - Dhekha naa yeh aaise hi fhek raha tha

Tabhi students chillane lage

"Joker Joker Joker "

Mai- yeh public bina pite cheer nahi karti hai

Mai dheere sai teek laga kar utha mere muh sai todha khoon nikal raha tha

Mai usske thuka -yeh toh M870 lagti hai chal ab kar le apni

Unnka todha sa bshrosa bhada ki mujhe mara jaa salata hai

1A - haa haa lagata hai esska show katam

Mai ek laat uss laash par mari jiske gale ke aar par hui thi grill

Woh udata hua uuske boss(1A) ke muh par laga jaise kiss kar rha hoo

1A -aaaahhhhhh tuuuuuuhhhh tuuuhhhh harmkor khat khat dhaa


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Maine dusri lassh uthayi aur aage kar

2A - AAAAAHHHHHHH

Mai usski muh ki taraf dhekha -bhenchoo jinda tha kya

Ek aur fir aur usska pura face jase tandoor ki tarah bhung gaya


Mai- ayyye pagal flame thrower kon chhoda be

Ladki- apun be

Mai- abe yeh ko. Hai be

1A - Madam aap yaha

Ladki(Serleena)- tuh mera naam puch raha hai tuh the joker hi hai naa

Mai- aare devi ji aap yaha kaise


Serleena- what is devi ji

Mai-aare aapko toh respect pasand nahi hai kyu killer baby

Serleena- no devi no baby i am
Serleena the killer lady

Mai- accha baate hi karegi yaa kaam karegi par yeh jalane wala khel nahi

Serleena-tere liye mere haath kaafi hai tujhe lena hai toh yeh leh

Ussknai meri tarf feka

Mai ek laat uss par maari woh uas jeep ke niche giri jis par 1A APNE adamiyoo ke
saath betha tha woh dhamke mai fat gayi

Aur Serleena aage aa rahi thi

Mai- aaahhhh maa mar gaya kitnai bhari thi gun

Man mai (Mai- abe saale kaya nautanki kar raha hai meri ezzat kaa faluda mat
kar

Kdev- abe mujhe karnai de bus tuh chup rahe )

Ladka - bhai aap south movie ke hero kaya

Mai- chup bhenchoo

Serleena- shai hai tera naam JOKER

Ussnai ek laat mere pet mai mari mai piche gira

Serleena apna pir jhatakete hue -bus etna dum hai
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Mai- sach mai tuh bilkul naam ki tarah hai

Serleena - chal kadaha hoo mai giroo huoo par war nahi karati hu.

Mai- haath toh de

(Udhar teacher -yeh fight hoo rahi yaa drama

Ladaka - sir horror fight hai yeh )

Serleena yeh sunate hi mere muh par laat maari

Maine usse pakad liya aur uss ghuma diya

Woh gummi aur mere upar aakar beth gayi aur mere muh par ghuse maranai lagi mera
muh khoon sai laal hoo gaya

Mai usska haath aur taangoo sai usski gardan jakad lii
Kaafi derr aise hi raha

Woh guu guu karane lagi maine usse chhod diya aur dhkaa de diya

Aut kadaha hua

Woh khaass rahi thi

Mai- kyu teri barsoo ki tamna puri hui naa pitnae kii

Serleena-apna face dhekh jaakar

Mai ek laat uuski side par maari kamar par

Woh fountain mai jaa giri

Mai andar gaya ussnai mere ghutnai par laat marii

Mai usske upper gir gaya maine haath aage kar diye mere haath sidhe usske boobs
daba rahe the

Serleena -you

Ussnai haath. Bhadaya maine dono paro sai usske haath dawa liya aur usske hothoo
ko chusane laga

Kaafi mashakat ke baad ussnai ghutana mere pichwade par mara mai roll karata hua
fountain ke boundary sai takaraya

Woh uthi aur bhar nikal kar jaane lagi


Serleena-baad mai dhekhati huu tujhe

Kdev- ruk abhi dhekhata huu

Mere pair jam gaye wahi

Kdev -chhod saale mujhe

Mai- saale etna kam hai kaya abhi chal saant hoo jaa

Kdev- nahi mujhe yahi caahiyev

Mai- cool cool madam madam


Kdev - uhhhhh uhhh focus meera meera

Mai- haa meera

Aur hum dono matalb mai usse car mai jaate dhekh rahe the

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Mai- haa meera

Aur hum dono matalb mai usse car mai jaate dhekh rahe the


Woh chali gayi mai bhar jaane lga koi awwaj laga raha tha par main sunna nahi
bhar aaya aur todhi hi dhur par jakar gayab hoo gaya

Sanjana - kon tha yeh

Kacy-pata nahi apni kisi bhen sai milene aaya tha ab pata chala ki woh joker hai

Sanajana -phir woh log mujhr kyu maranai wale the

Kacy - galti hoo gayi hogi unnsai

Sanjana - kasish mujhe khuch accha nahi laga raha hai

Kasish (kacy ) - chaloo room mai araam kar lenaa

Peter - wow kacy your bf is awsome

Sanjana - par wo to

Kasish - haa bolo peter

Peter - its fucking rocksatar type kaha mila tumhe

Kasish -mai baad mai baat karati huu
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Peter - koi baat nahi par ek baat uss sai milawana jarur

Woh chala gaya

Sanjana - yeh kaya bol raha tha kal tak to tere liye pagal tha

Kasish - dar gaya hoga lagaata hai

Sanjana - mai tou yeh soch rahi huu ki usski bhene aakhir hongi kon

Kasish - hum naa jaan toh thik rahega

Woh dono room mai aa gayi

Sanjana - aare bhai ka phone aaya tha

Kasish - nahi karnai baat unnsai pata nahi kaha rahete hai dhekha kisi ko pata
nahi tere saath kaya huaa unn logo ko humari koi fikar nahi hai

Sanjana - tuh jaanati hai naa kaya hua hai waha

Kasish - accha hai hum yaha par kriti nai puti baat nahi baatayi aakhir hua kaya
hai waha

Edhar mai waha sai sidha devika ke pass gaya woh sir ghuka kat bethi thi

Mai dheere sai devika

Devika nai sir nahi uthaya- chale jaao yaha sai

Mai- maaf kar do mujhe mai tumhara dil nahi dhukana caahata tha

Devika - ab kyu aaye hoo jaoo akele jio jindagi humsai kaya kaam hai

Humari toh mout bhi aapke naam hai

Bus essi liye mar bhi nahi paate ki humari saaso par bhi aapka naam hai

Mera dil jasee ek pal mai tut gaya

Mane uska sir pakada par woh uper nahi karnai de rahi thi

Mai - aisa mat karoo naa mera dard aur naa bhadhoo

Devika - chale jaaoo bus yaha sai

Mai- thik hai jaisa tum kahoo

Mai uth kar jaane laga

Devika - haa chale jaao mere pass kab rahene ka man karata hai

Mai jaise hi muda

Woh chilla kar behosh hoo gayi

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Maine aage bhadha aur usse god mai uth liya aur usse lejakar bed par lita diya

Mai pass sai paani liya aur musske muh par mara chite

Ussnai aakhe kholi mai bus usse dhekh raha tha

Woh uth mujhe kas ke pakad liya

Mai- aare baba abhi toh guss thii

Ussnai mere hotho par hath rakh diya

Devika - khuch mat bolo yeh kaya haal banna rakha hai

Mai hath hataya uska - tuhari dua aur yeh baat baat par asshu mat laaya karoo

Usske aashu aur yezz bhene lage

Mai - kaya hua hai

Devika - aapnai kaha naa meri wajah sai hua hai

Maine usske aashu poche -mai majak kar raha tha ab batoo naraj kyu

Devika - aap mujhe lekar kyu nahi gaye

Woh eek bacche ki tarah bol rahi thi aur sir niche jhuka liya maine usske baal
usske aage sai hata kar usske kaan par rakha

Devika - bolo ab

Mai- aare baba mai gaya tha ghar dhekhen aur waha mere fufa ji the maya kahata
loo fufa ji mileye pariyoo ki rani

Devika - kaya hua bata dete

Mai- chaloo accha hai bata deta par baki logo kaa kaya

Devika - kon aagaa ab

Mai- tumhe dhekh kar koi aur tuhara assique hoo jata toh

Ussnai mere seene par gussa mara

Mai ekdum change hoo gaya

Mai- yeh kaya

Devika - ais gande lagaate ho

Mai - accha ganda rukoo maind usse pakad liya

Devika - aachaa hah hha chhodo

Mai- kyu ganda nahi honna caahati kaya
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Woh mer sidd mai aa gayi
Aur mere gaalo par haath rakh diya kitnai soft the ekdum rooi ki tarah


Devika - karoo kabhi toh ganda mai toh kab sai jal rhai huu

Mai- jaldi hi karunga phir mat kahana ki kaya kiya

Devika - mai toh abhi taayar huu

Usski garam saase mahsus hoo rahi thi mujhe

Mai- accha kaya karu bolo

Devikaa - uuuuhhh khuch bhi karoo

Mai- bus bus etni romantic mat ho jaao hume jana hai abhi

Devika - toh khuch karke chalate hai naa

Usski aawaaj mai jaise madhosi thii

Devika - haa asse hii karoo aacha lag raha hai

Mai- huuuuu

Devika - karo naa ruk kyu gaye

Mai- woh mera phone vibrate hoo raha hai

Usski aakhe khul gayi uaanai sir mere seene mai chupa liya

Maine ek haath usske sir par rakaha aur ek sai phone pickup kiya

Mai - haa hello

Arav - abe yeh sab karana jaruri tha

Mai kaya hua be bhadak kyu raha hai

Arav - ek link bheji hai check kar hai kaha abhi

Mai - yaar mai abhi devika ke saath apne ghar ke saamne waale ghar mai huu

Mai phone mai link kholi

Video

My love joker -Smashing underworld

Maine video dhekhi chaloo sala chera toh blur hai ek minute yeh channel hai
kiska

Kacy rajput


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Mai- yeh ladki pagal hai

Devika - kaya hua

Mai - khuch nahi jis sai milene gaya woh milli nahi pata nahi yeh kaha sai mili
gayi

Devika - kaha toh hai ladkiyoo sai dur raha karoo

Mai- rahata toh huu bus yeh sala chipak jata hai

Devika - kon chipak jata hai

Mai- tum soo jaoo baad mai sochunga

Mai soo gaya bhut hi aachi need aayi jase kayi dino baad soo raha tha

Jab utha toh time dhekha

Mai -yaar 1 ghanata sooya

Devika - 2 din ek ghanata

Mai-kaya doo din majak accha hai

Maine phone date dhekhi

Mai- ohh teri tumnai uthaya kyu nahi

Devika - aap bhaut chain sai soo rahe the mai bhi soti rahi jaagati rahi aapke
saath aap thake hue lag rahe the

Maine phone dhekha sona masoom maa dad saloni f arav mohan sir shikha saabffgke
miss calls ki line lagi thi


Mai- jaldi sai kapde pahen loo

Devika -kaya pahenu

Mai- tumpar sab aacha lagega

Devika -bolo naa

Mai- accha jeans aur pink t -shirt phen loo

Devika nai chutki bajayi aur tayar hoo gayi

Devika - ek minute mai phena deti hu

Ussknai phir sai kiya mere kapde badal gaye


Mai - hello arav kaha hai tuh abhi

Aarav - teri kabar par

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Mai-kaya hua bhai

Arav - abe yeh kaise kon hai tere aur apne love ke hangama kar rakaha hai accha
hai bus masoom aur sonna nai dhekha humnai delete kar diya mohan sir gussa hai
bhaut

Mai - kon be

Arav - abe saale vitdeo bhi banawa li aur janata nahi

Mai -kacy

Sona - accha matalab sach hai yeh

Mai - haa aare nahi mai usse nahi janata hu woh toh mai
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Aur yeh hua


Sona -phir chodo janu dhekh legi usse

Mai- pagaloo khuch nahi mera usska kaha hai janu

Sona - pari ke sath usse samjhane gayi hai

Maine phone cut kiya aur devika ko lekar waha pahucha todhi dhur gaya edhar udar
dhekha woh dono garden mai bethi thi


Hum dono waha gaye

Mai-tum dono yaha kyu aaye

Janu-kyu dar tha tumhara secret leak hoo jayega maa sahi kah rahi thi

Mai-kaya pagloo wali baat kar rahi hoo

Pari - aapka reaction aisa kyu hai jaise usse jante nahi

Mai - haa nahi janata nahi

Janu- bus karoo natak apni bhen ko nahi jaante

Mai- aare bhen .....kaya bhen matlab kacy...- kass

Pari- haa bhai lagata hai hum sav galat samjh gaye aap toh unnhe pahachan hii
nahi paaye phir yeh sab kaise


Mai- rukoo doo minute

Mai devika ko side mai lekar gaya aur khuch samjaya

Aur maine face change kiya aur andar gaya unnhone kaha 5 minute mai break hai

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Maine wait kiya woh dono bhar nikali

Unnki nazar mujh par padi par dono aage nikal gayi

Kasish - pata aisa laga jaise bhai ko dhekha maine abhi

Sanjana - tujhe bhi

Dono mudi maine unnke saamne tha

Sanjana nai aakho sai khuch esshara kiya main haa mai sir hilaya

Sanjana turant mere gaale lag gayi

Mai-tujhe kaya hua ghur kyu rahi hai

Kasish - yakin nahi hoo raha hai aap yaha aaye hoo

Mai- chaloo jaldi leave lekar aayoo dono

Kasish - kyu bhai

Mai - saath ghar janna baaki baat baad mai

Woh dono jaane lagi thi kasish bhaagati hui mere gale lag gayi
Orr ronne lagi

Kasish - mujhe laga aap bhul jaaooge

Mai- chal pagal tumko kaise bhul jaunga

Wahi piche hui

Kasish - body acchi banayi hai lagata hai maine khai essi body dhekhi hai


Mai- aaare kaha tujhe assa lag raha hoga jaoo jaldi sai


Woh gayi

Mai- hello sir ek madad caahiye

Mohan - phele yeh batoo yeh sav hai kaya pata hai raw mai kaisi baate hoo rahi
tumhare baare mai

Mai -sorry sir mai sambhal lunga aap bus woh kar doo


Mohan- thik hai baat karata hu yaha sai tum aa jaoo private plane sai

Phir mai unnko plane sai lekar nikal devika unnsabko phle hi le gayi

Sanjana - bhai private plane kyu

Mai- aase hi

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Sanjana - bhai aapko pata hai yeh pagal hoo gayi

Mai-kyu

Sanjana - bhai kal the joker yaha aaya tha

Mai- woh famous agent

Sanjana - haa bhai yeh usski diwaani hoo gayi hai

Meri cooffe chut gayi

Kasish -kyu bhai aapko accha nahi laga kaya

Mai- mmmmmm.....uuujh..uuhhh uhh mujhe kyu accha nahi lagega par asse logo par
yakin nahi karte dhokha dete hai

Kasiah - jo bina humme jaane humari jaan baacheye woh dhokha kaise dega

Mai dheere - dhekha nahi fountain mai kaya kar raha tha

Kasish - pata nahi ....ek minute aapko kaise pata fountain mai kaya hua

Mai- kaya maine aisa khuch nahi kaha maine aisa khuch nahi kaha

Sanjana - bhai esske kaan baj rahe hai haa par fountain mai kaya hua dhikha nahi
mai toh daari hui thi

Mai- chhodo koi pagala hoga joker koi naam hota hai ha ha

Kasish - bhai aapnai promise kiya tha ki meri pasand aapki pasand

Mai- koi promise nahi hai aisa
Aur video dhekhi maine goli lagi hai usse mar gaya hogaa


Kasish - nahi bhai aisa mat kahoo meri need udd gayi hai aur eetne karib sai
baate ki hai maine unnsai bahaut aache hai

Mai- aacha yeh kacy kaa kaya chakkaar hai

Sanjana - aare bhai essnai yaha aakar pata nahi yeh naam kyu rakaha

Kasish - bus accha lagata hai aur aapko pata lagana hoga the joker ke baare

Mai - kaya pagalpan hai kacy

Kasish - bhai ek baar aur kacy kahana

Mai- uhhhhhuhh (gala saaff karte hue )kacy kyu kaya hua

Kasish - khuch nahi woh dono mere khande par sir rakh kar soo gayi

Kdev - kaya bola tunne joker mar gaya


Mai- haa dhekha nahi janu ka aur sona kaa gussa

Kdev - par yaar majka tha naa

Mai- jarurat padi toh mar jaega woh

Kdev - jaisa tuh thik samjhe

Mai- tuh mann gaya

Kdev - kisi mahan nai kaha hai
Duniya tin chizo aati rahengi

Taati ,chutiye ,aur chuotiya

Aur tuh chutiya hai

Toh tere vicharoo sai bhagawan baacchye


Mai sochane laga ki ab sabkoo kaya batana hai