Incest आवारा सांड़

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UPDATE- 53​

Jyoti—kyo tumhe kya laga ki main tumhe jail me band karne ja rahi hu…hihihi…achcha tum baitho…main jab tak naha leti hu….tumne naha ki nahi….?

Jyoti ne nahane ki baat aise mushkurate huye kahi ki mera lund ufaan maarne laga turant hi...vo badi ada ke sath apni gaand matkate huye jane lagi…room me jane se pahle ek bar palat ke mujhe dekha aur phir bina darwaja band kiye hi bath room me ghus gayi.

Aisa mouka koun hath se jane deta hai…main turant apni jagah se uth kar uske kamre me gaya aur jaldi se darwaja band kar ke bathroom ke key hole me jaise ankhe hi ghused di.

Ab aage......

Andar jyoti apne kapde utar rahi thi....jaise hi usne apni jeans utar kar jism se alag ki to uske gore gore phoole huye chutad nange ho kar meri ankho ke samne aa gaye.

Uski gaand par ek resha tak nahi tha..ekdam chikni gaand thi uski...bilkul matka jaisi phooli huyi....panty to uske dono chutad ke beech me ghus kar kahi gayab hi ho gayi thi....bhala ab isme uski panty ka kya dosh hai.... ? vo bechari itni choti si hai aur gaand matka jaisi, vo dono chutad ko chhupa sakne me khud ko asmarth pa rahi thi, isliye sharam ke maare vo uske dono gore chutad ke beech me ghus gayi.

Idhar jyoti ne bina bra panty utare hi nahane lagi....sabun lagate huye vo jaise hi samne ki taraf ghumi to meri nazar sidhe panty ke upar se uski bur par gayi, jo ki geeli hone ke karan poori paar darshi ho chuki thi...usme se uski paav roti ke jaise phooli huyi ekdam chikni bur aur uski bur ki dono phaanko ke beech ki patli lakir saaf dikh rahi thi.

Bur ke dono hoth fevicol ki tarah aapas me chipke huye the....bur me chhed hai bhi ya nahi, iska pata hi nahi chal raha tha sabun lagate huye achanak jyoti ne vo kiya jiske baad mujhe khud par control karna bahut mushkil ho gaya.

Jyoti ne ghum kar apni panty ko dhire dhire niche khiskaya aur phir dhire dhire jhukne lagi.....jhukne se uski bur khul kar dono jangho ke beech se mere samne aa gayi.....uski bur ki gori chikni rangat dekh kar muh me pani aa gaya...ek baar to mann kiya ki darwaja tod kar andar ghus jau aur jeebh laga du uski chikni bur me.

Dhire dhire jhukte huye vo niche baith gayi apni dono jaanghe phaila kar aur phir ek madhur sangeet ki goonj sunayi dene lagi....aisa laga jaise koi bansuri baja raha ho.....jyoti dusri taraf muh kiye chhull..chhull karye huye moot rahi thi aur yaha mere lund ki halat kharab huyi padi thi.

Raj (mann me)—madarchod…..iski maa ko chodu…..lagta hai ki ye madarchod jyoti aaj mujhse hand pump (muth marna) chalwa kar hi manegi...lagta hai ye darwaja tod du aur madarchod ki bur me abhi ke abhi lund pel du...jo hoga baad me dekha jayega....lekin dikkat to ye hai ki madarchod police me hai..agar kahi sach me mujhe jail me band kar diya to meri maa chud jayegi....jail me koi mujhe chodne bhi nahi dega kisi ko.

Lund hilate huye ye sab main soch hi raha tha ki tabhi meri nazar bathroom ke andar ek patti par rakhe laptop par gayi jisme main dikhayi de raha tha darwaje se bathroom me jhankte huye....maine turant jeb se ek minto fresh nikal ke khayi aur mere dimag ki batti turant jal gayi.

Raj (mann me)—ohhhh....to ye madarchod janti hai ki main isko dekh raha hu…..apne laptop me camera on kar rakha hai aur mujhe jaan bujh kar apni gaand aur bur dikha dikha kar pareshan kar rahi hai....khud to bina chudi kori kunwari bur liye ghum rahi hai aur saand ko hi chodna sikha rahi hai......ruk madarchod....abhi teri maa chodta hu.

Jyoti mootne ke baad vaise hi jhuk kar dhire dhire khadi hone lagi aur mujhe apni nangi gaand aur chikni bur ke darshan karane lagi...tabhi maine jor jor se uska darwaja knock karna shuru kar diya.

Jyoti—kya hai....chhamiya...abhi main naha rahi hu.... ?

Raj (thoda hadbadane ka natak karte huye)—madam..vo..vo….abhi abhi ek bahut bada kala saanp ghus gaya hai bathroom me.

Jyoti (jor se darte huye)—kyaaaaaa...saanppp....oohhhh maaaa....saanpppp...bachaaaooo... ?

Bathroom me saanp ke hone ki baat sunte hi jyoti ki gaand phat ke hath me aa gayi.....vo chillate huye vaise hi halat me, panty ghutno se niche sarkaye huye tezi se darwaja khol diya…aur samne to main khada hi tha to sidhe mujhse chipak gayi.

Jyoti (darte huye)—rajjj....jaldi se saanpp ko bhagao kaise bhi..

Raj—aao..main abhi bhaga deta hu saanp ko.

Jyoti—nahii..main bathroom me nahi jaungi...pahle bhagao usko....

Raj—mere sath chalo....nahi to mere bhagate hi kahi vo iss kamre me aa gaya to.... ?

Jyoti—nahiii..nahiii…main tumhare sath hi theek hu…..

Main jyoti ko le kar bathroom me aa gaya aur jaan bujh kar yaha vaha dekhne laga…..jyoti abhi bhi darr ki vajah se mujhse chipki huyi thi….maine bathroom ka darwaja bhi band kar diya..

Jyoti—ye…ye…darwaja kyo band…kiya tumne…..?

Raj—jisse ki saanp kamre me na ghus paye aur khidki se bahar nikal jaye.

Jyoti—hmmm…theek hai…..jaldi se bhagao…usko….mujhe saanp se bahut darr lagta hai.

Raj (jyoti ko chhati se chipka kar)—bas tum aise hi rahna…main usko abhi bhagaye deta hu.

Main paanch dus minute aise hi khatt patt karta raha…tab tak jyoti ankhe band kiye mujhse chipki rahi….maine dhire se ek hath piche le ja kar uski bra ka huk khol diya aur ek pair se uske ghutno me phansi panty ko niche khiskane laga dhire dhire, jisme mujhe koi dikkat nahi huyi…..

Agle hi pal jyoti poori nangi meri baaho me chipki huyi khadi thi….usko to iss baat ka hosh bhi nahi tha ki vo meri baho me nangi ho chuki hai….dhire dhire maine apne kapde bhi nikal diye aur nanga ho gaya.

Jyoti ko nangi karne ke baad maine apne dono hatho ko harkat deni shuru kar diya…uske dono chutd ko dono hatho me thaam kar dhire dhire sahlane aur masalne laga…sath hi usko gulabi gaal ko chumne chatne laga…jisse jyoti saanp ko dhire dhire bhul kar madhosh hone lagi.

Dhire dhire mere hoth uske hotho se ja mile aur main uske hotho se ras ka paan karne laga…..gaand ke golo ko ab main thoda jor jor se dabane laga tha jisse vo aur bhi tezi se mere hotho ko chumne aur kaatne lagi thi.

Dhire se maine ek hath gaand se nikal kar uske ek doodh ko pakad liya aur jor se bheench diya..vo sisak uthi lekin uske hoth mere hotho me qaid hone ki vajah se awaz adhik jor se nahi nikli.

Dhire dhire maine jyoti ko vahi bathroom ki farsh par lita diya aur dono hatho se uski nangi ho chuki chuchiyo ko dabane laga….vo ab bhi mere hotho ko hi chume ja rahi thi….kuch der tak hotho ko chumte huye maine uski chuchiyo ko kas kas ke masalta raha aur vo apni chuchiyo ko mujhse dabwati masalwati rahi.

Phir maine usko hotho chumna chhod kar niche aaya aur pahli baar uski nangi chuchiyo ke darshan kiye…jo ki .shaan se sir uthaye khadi thi vo…..chote chote chane ke size ke dudhiya colour ke uske nipple bahut khubsurat lag rahe the.

Mujhse raha nahi gaya to maine fauran jhuk kar ek nipple ko muh me bhar liya aur kisi chote bachche ki tarah uska doodh pine laga….aur dusri chuchi ko jor jor se dabane laga…usko dheela karne me lag gaya……mere aisa karte hi jyoti ke poore sharir me sihran doud gayi….gudgudi aur adbhut maze se uski sittakar nikal gayi.

Jyoti—aaaahhhhh….ufffffff….aaaa…rajjjjjj…..ye…kyaaaa….karrr rahe hooooo….ohhhh…mummyyyyyyy….uffffff……rajjjjjjj…. dhireeee…plsss….darddd…hotaaa haiiiii…..thodaaaa dhireee dabaoooooo…..hmmm…aise…hiiii…..ohhhh…rajjjjjj

Maine bari bari se uske dono doodh pita raha aur masalta raha…jab tak ki dono lal nahi pad gaye…..jyoti mera sir pakad ke apni chuchiyo par jor se dabane lagi..jaise ki kah rahi ho ki aur dabao aur chuso meri chuchiyo ko.

Raj—ummmmm….bahut khubsurat doodh hain tumhare jyoti……ab to main inka poora ras nichod lunga

Jyoti—aaaahhhh….raajjjj….ye tumnee kyaaa…kar diyaaa hai…..mujhe…..aisaaa to..pahleee kabhi nahiii hua..

Raj—ab tumhari jawani khoob nichodne layak ho gayi hai…..tum khoob pelne layak ho gayi ho…meri jaan…..tumhari bur ab mere lund ke khoob chodne layak ho chuki hai, jyoti darling…uummmmm

Jyoti—yeee…mujheee…kyaaa…ho…rahaaa….haiiii..aajjjj….raajjj…kuchhh..karooo…naa…..plsss

Main uski chuchiyo ko ab chusna band kar uski makhmali chikni chameli ke paas pahuch gaya aur do teen baar usko hath se sahlane ke baad apni jeebh nikal ke usme se nikalne wali amrit ki boondo ko chat liya.

Jyoti apni bur me jeebh touch hote hi ek aloukik anand se tadap uthi….ye uske liye pahla anubhav tha….warna usne to aaj tak iska upyog mootne ke alawa kiya hi nahi tha.

Maine apne dono hatho se uski bur ki phanko ko jaise hi ek dusre se alag kiya to beech me ek chota sa lalima bikherta hua uska chota sa chhed dikhne laga…jisme ek ungli jane ki bhi jagah nahi lag rahi thi….vahi thoda upar jaha se uski bur ki phaank shuru hoti hain theek uske thoda neeche ek choti si uski clit bhi nazar aa gayi.

Jeebh se maine uski clit ko chat liya....anand se sarobar hote hi usne mere sir ko daba diya....maine bhi uski dil ki mansha samajhte huye niche se upar tak uski bur ki dono phanko ke beech jeebh ko barambar firane laga aur vo machhali ki tarah machalne aur tadapne lagi….beech beech me maine uski chuchiyo ko dabana jari rakha.

Ye sab uske sath pahli baar ho raha tha…iss sukh se vo aaj tak aparichit thi isliye jyada der tak khud ko rok nahi payi aur apne jeevan ke pratham charam sukh ka anubhav karte huye skhalit ho gayi.

Maine lund bahar nikal ke uski bur ki phanko ke beech clitories tak ghisne laga….vo abhi bhi ankhe band kiye mujhse jor se chipki huyi thi….maine uski geeli huyi bur ke chhed me ek ungli rakh kar jor diya to vo dhire dhire andar khisakne lagi.

Jyoti (dard me)—aaaaaaaaaa…..raaajjjjj….nahiiiii….dardddd ho rahaaa…haiiiii

Raj—bas ho gaya

Maine thoda aur jor dekar ek ungli uske chhed me ghused hi diya aur dhire dhire anadar bahar karne laga…jisse mere lund ke ghusne ka rasta ready ho jaye…kuch hi der ungli andar bahar karne se vo phir se garam hone lagi…maine aage jhuk kar uske hotho ko chumte huye dono chuchiyo ko kas ke thaam liya aur masalne laga.

Phir ek hath niche la kar lund ko uske chhed par pakad ke tika diya aur ek jor ka jhatka pel diya uski bur me….usko iska koi andaza tha nahi ki main aisa kuch karunga…dard se vo jor se cheekh uthi aur mujhe apne upar se hatane ki koshish karne lagi.

Jyoti—mummyyyyyy…….marrrrrrrr……gayiiiiiiiiiiiii……aaaaaaaaaa

Lund phisal ke niche chala gaya…..uski cheekhne ki parwah kiye bina hi maine phir se lund ko chhed par set kiya aur ek majboot hanumani jhatka laga diya bur me…..khachhhhhh ki awaz ke sath lund maharaj ne apni mundi ghused di jyoti ki bur me…..jyoti ka dard se bura haal ho gaya….vo cheekhte chillate huye mujhe thappad pe thappad maarne lagi….

Jyoti (jor se)—aaaaaaaaaahhhhh……..maaaaaa……marrrr….gayiiiiiii…….nikallll baharrrr…..rajjjjjj…bahar..nikalooooo… nahiiii…rajjj nahiiiiii…….chattttaakkkkkk…….chatttaakkkkkk…..chattttaaakkkkk…….chatttaaakkkkkk…chhod…mujhe

Mera to dimag hi hil gaya…..ek to madarchod khud hi mujhe apni bur dikhati hai….upar se itna ghamand bur ka….maine aaj jyoti ki bur ko phadne ka pakka nishchay kar ke agla dhakka lagane hi wala tha ki tabhi…..

“Saaannppppp……madam….apke room me saanp ghusa hai….abhi abhi.” Bahar se chhamiya ne chillate huye kaha.

Chhamiya ki baat sun kar idhar mera dhyan bhang hua aur udhar jyoti ne dhakka de kar mujhe apne upar gira kar jaldi se darwaja khol ke bahar bhag gayi aur agle hi pal phir jor se cheekh uthi.

Jyoti—saannnpppppp.....bachaoooo

Mera gusse se mood kharab ho gaya tha to main bhi vaise hi nanga khada lund liye bahar aa gaya....bahar aate hi main bhi thithak kar ruk gaya...kyon ki room me sach much me saanp tha jo kundli maare bistar me baitha tha.

Raj (mann me)—ye madarchod kaha se aa gaya...iski maa ko chodu....maine to jhuth muth ka saanp bola tha lekin ye madarchod ...iski maa ko chodu, ye to sach me aa gaya..bhosdi ka.

Jyoti—rajjjj....isko bhagaooooo

Jyoti nangi hi aa kar mujhse lipat gayi.....mera to mood vaise hi off ho chuka tha….maine usko alag kiya....aur sidhe ja kar bed sheet ko charo taraf se samet kar khidki se bahar phenk diya…uske sath hi saanp bhi bahar nikal gaya.

Saanp ke bahar nikalte hi sab ne rahat ki saans li....jaise hi hamari nazar samne gayi to dekha ki chhamiya ankhe phad kar mujhe aur jyoti ko dekhe ja rahi thi.

Jyoti ko jaise hi ye ehsaas hua ki vo poori nangi hai to jaldi se bhag kar bathroom me ghus gayi aur andar se darwaja band kar liya.....chhamiya abhi bhi full shocked ho kar hairani se mere lund ko dekhne me khoyi thi ki tabhi meri nazar usse takra gayi aur vo bhi vaha se sir me pair rakh ke bhag khadi huyi.

Unn dono ke vaha se jate hi mujhe bhi hosh aaya...lekin mere kapde to bathroom me hi the....isliye maine darwaja knock karne laga.

Raj—jyoti mere kapde andar hain....darwaja kholo.

Jyoti—nahi...ab darwaja nahi kholungi.....vaise hi raho tum.....saand kahi ke.....(mann me)—ohhhh.....bhagwan tera lakh lakh shukra hai ki tune mujhe bacha liya......asli saanp dasta ya nahi magar iss saand ke saanp ne to mujhe aaj das hi liya tha.....pata nahi kya ho gaya tha aaj mujhe......ab to iss saand se door hi rahna padega, pata nahi kab aur kaha das le ye mujhe.

Jab do teen baar aur awaz dene par bhi jyoti ne darwaja nahi khola to main towel lapet kar bahar hall me aa gaya aur ankhe band kar ke baith gaya....kafi der baad vo bahar aayi ...tab maine ja kar apne kapde pahne jo ki aadhe se jyada geele ho chuke the.

Uske baad hamare beech koi baat nahi huyi....mera to dimag hi kharab tha….ek to chodne ko nahi mila au dusra dono gaal free me lal ho gaye the……thodi der baad hum jail ke liye rawana ho gaye

Vaha ki jailor renuka, se jyoti ki badhiya banti thi....jyoti ke plan me vo bhi shamil thi....renuka ne unn paancho se iss vishay me baat kar chuki thi..... usne ek hawaldar ko bula kar mujhe unn paancho ke paas le jane aur milwane ko kaha to main vaha se chala gaya.

Vo mujhe le kar ek jagah le gaya jaha paancho baithe huye the.....hawaldar ko dekh kar vo sabhi khade ho gaye.... hawaldar ne unse mera parichay karwaya.

"Bol be thulle....aaj biwi ne raat me bur chatne nahi di kya jo hamare paas apni gaand marwane chala aaya " unme se ek ne kaha.

"Nahi yaar...mujhe to lagta hai ki shayad jailor ki bur me khujli ho rahi hogi, isliye usne isko hamare paas bheja hai" dusre ne pahle wale ki baat ka jawab diya.

Hawaldar—band karo apni ye ghatiya bakwas....nahi to ye danda dekh rahe ho na....itna dhunayi karunga ki gaand lal ho jayegi.

"Abe ye....jhaantu....jyada bak bak ki na to yahi patak ke tera ye danda teri hi gaand me ghused denge, samajh gaya na...hum paanch hain aur tu akela...kuch nahi kar payega hamara,...isliye sidhe matlab ki baat kar...kyo aaya hai yaha... ?" unme se teesre ne apni juban kholi.

Hawaldar—madam inn sahab ko tumse milane ko kaha tha, isliye aaya yaha...main ja raha hu bhai tum mil lo inn kamino se.

"Haa..bol be...kya kaam hai... ?….kiski bur chodni hai….?" Chouthe ne kaha.

Raj—mujhe raj kahte hain.

"Koun raj….? Hum to sirf ek hi raj ko jante hain……*****gaon me ek saand rahta hai log usko raj kahte hain…tum koun se raj ho….?" Paanchve ne bhi apni juban khol di.

Raj—haan…dost, main hi vo saand hu…jis ko admi log raj ke naam se aur aurate saand ke naam se janti hain.

Sab (shocked)—kyaaaaaa….tumhi ho vo rajjjj….?

Raj—hmmmm

"Badi khwahish thi bhai tumse milne ki…..agar yaha nahi aaye hote to pakka tumse milne aate hum…shukra hai bhagwan ka ki aaj tumhare darshan ho gaye." Pahle ne kaha.

Raj—pahle tum log apna parichay to do….phir aage baat karte hain.

"Mujhe Raghuhalkal kahte hain, bhai" chouthe ladke ne apna naam bataya.

Raj—achcha…achcha vo tum hi ho…

Raghuhalkal—kya yaar…maine to aaj tak bur tak nahi dekhi ki vo hoti kaisi hai….?

Raj--wah bhai gajab..tumne to teen teen ko chod kar gabhin bhi kar diya…gajab ..phir bhi kahte ho ki bur nahi dekhi…?

Raghuhalakal—mat puch bhai badi dukh bhari kahani hai.

Raj—batao to sahi….

Raghuhalkal—maine bachpan se sun rakha tha ki bachche upar wale ki den hain..wahi deta hai…..isliye main raat ke andhere me satasat chodta gaya…..jab pahli ladki gabhin ho gayi to mujhe laga ki ye bhagwan ne diya hoga……jab dusri gabhin ho gayi to main upar wale aur niche wale ke beech confusion me tha….lekin jab teesri bhi gabhin ho gayi tab confirm ho gaya ki bachcha upar wala nahi, madarchod ye niche wala deta hai…aur teeno ne mil kar mujhe yaha pahucha diya.

Raj—hahahahaha….badhiya hai….ab bhai tum apne bare me batao kuch…

"Wo Aaye Hamari Mazaar Par, Moot Ke Chali Gayi
Mootna To Ek Bahana Tha, Choot Dikha Ke Chali Gayi."

Teesre wale ne shayari se apne parichay ka agaz kiya.

Raj—wah...wah....ekdam mast hai yaar...Lund Khush Hua.

"Shukriya bhai….Janab ko Amtul Agrawal kahte hain." Usne apna parichay diya.

Raj—achcha..to vo tum the jisne kisi ke ghar me ghus kar ek ladki bur me lund pel diya tha usko need me hi.

Amtul—kya batau yaar….vo garmi ke din the….garmi ke dino me hamare gaon ke sabhi log bahar aangan me sote hain… uss din bur chodne ka mera bahut mann tha….to maine din doobte hi gaon ke chakkar lagane laga ki shayad koi mil jaye magar jab koi nahi mili to ghar vapis aate samay meri nazar hamare gaon ke pandit ji ke aangan par gayi…jaha unki badi ladki leti huyi thi peticot aur blouse me….jaha vo leti thi vaha chandni ki halki halki roshni thi, baki aangan me andhera tha……aadhii raat ke samay jab ghar aur gaon ke sabhi log so gaye the magar mujhe to need hi nahi aa rahi thi to maine teen battery wali torch le kar chal pada aur lakdi ki boundry kood kar padit ji ke aangan me ghus gaya….vo ladki vahi so rahi thi…uska peticot ghutne se upar ho gaya tha sarak kar…..aangan me baki jagah andhera tha to mujhe pata hi nahi chala ki uske ghar ke sab log vaha lete huye hain…..maine darte darte uske blouse aur peticot ka nada khol diya aur uski chaddi bhi niche khiska di….aur jaise hi lund nikal ke uski bur me rakha hi tha ki tabhi uski bhabhi ne jor jor se chor.. chor kah ke chillana shuru kar diya……meri to gaand hi phat gayi…main uss samay chaddi bhar me tha to vaise hi jaldi se boundry kood kar bhag diya….uski bhabhi ke chillane ki awaz sun kar baki gaon wale bhi madarchod danda le kar mere piche piche doud pade….. mujhe nange pair bhagne me badi dikkat ho rahi thi…dono pair kaanto se chhalni ho gaye the…..bhagte huye main nadi me ye soch kar kood pada ki tair kar uss paar nikal jaunga lekin madarchod nadi me ek boond pani tha..sidhe patthar ke upar ja gira aur tabhi gaon walo ne pahuch kar mujhe pakad liya aur phir madarchodo ne bina shadi ke hi yaha sasural pahucha diya.

Raj—hahahahahahahahaha……mast ho yaarrr……hahahahahaha

Main bakiyo se bhi puchne wala tha ki tabhi meri nazar door baithe ek admi par gayi jo bilkul asharam bapu ki tarah dikhta tha.

Raj—ye asharam bapu hai kya…?

Amtul—pata nahi yaar

Raj—chalo puchte hain.

Raj—namaste asharam ji….kis ka intazar kar rahe hain……?

Asharam—intazar to sunny leon aur kaitrina kaif ka tha…….par ab to salman khan bhi chalega…..hamara kya hai….hum to sadhu sant log hain.

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UPDATE- 54​

Main bakiyo se bhi puchne wala tha ki tabhi meri nazar door baithe ek admi par gayi jo bilkul asharam bapu ki tarah dikhta tha.

Raj—ye asharam bapu hai kya…?

Amtul—pata nahi yaar

Raj—chalo puchte hain.

Raj—namaste asharam ji….kis ka intazar kar rahe hain……?

Asharam—intazar to sunny leon aur kaitrina kaif ka tha…….par ab to salman khan bhi chalega…..hamara kya hai….hum to sadhu sant log hain.

Ab aage……

Raj—hahahahaha…..bahut badhiya

“Ye buddhe yaha kya kar raha hai…..? yaha jhadu kya tera baap lagayega….chal uth jaldi jhadu laga sab jagah.” Ek police wale ne uske paas aa kar kaha.

“Hawaldar sahab iss gaandu ko yaha se le jao nahi to main kisi din iska bhi PDF bana dunga.” Unn paanch ladko me se pahle wale ne kaha.

Asharam (hawaldar se)—

Balak tere mathe par tez hai aur teri gaand me ek chhed hai.
Ja jaldi se snan kar aur vo chhed mujhe daan kar
Jo mujhse marwayega, vahi mukti payega.

Hawaldar (danda marte huye)—madarchod……sale ruk abhi batata hu tujhe…..chal sale andar aaj ulta latka ke teri gaand fodta hu…bahanchod

Vo hawaldar usko pakad ke danda marte huye le gaya vaha se aur hum has has ke lot pot hone lage….phir maine apni adhuri baat ko aage badhane ka socha.

Raj—vaise pdf wale bhai…tumhara naam kya hai….?

Raghuhalkal—iska naam Siraj Patel hai......jab dekho computer ki maa bahan chodta rahta hai ye.

Raj—ohhhh..to Siraj bhai aap hi hain....bade chhupe rustum ho yaar....tution padhane wali madam ko hi pel diya.

Siraj—kya batau yaar.....main uske yaha tution padhne ke liye jata tha...lekin vo bahan ki loundi daily maxi pahan ke samne dono pair phaila ke aise baith jati thi ki uski panty dikhti rahti thi....ab bhala aise me padhayi kaise ho sakti hai... ? mera dhyan to uski panty ke andar chhupi bur ki kalpana me hi laga rahta tha....tution se ghar aane ke baad daily muth maarna yahi kaam hota tha roj.....har bar test me mujhe anda milta tha....baap alag se juta chappal liye taiyyar rahta tha mujhe bajane ke liye ki tution ke baad bhi number nahi mil rahe hain....yaha meri sehat kharab ho rahi hai iss tution ke chakkar me iski kisi ko fikra nahi thi.....upar se vo madarchod bhi roj mere upar chillati ki main padhayi me kamjor hu....ek din vo burchodi ghar me akeli mil gayi to maine bhi patak ke pel diya..mere carrier ka sawal jo tha....akhir kab tak hath se kaam chalata bhai.

Raj—bilkul sahi kiya bhai.....vaise computer me expert to ho na...mera matlab hai ki agar kisi ka data hack karna ho to....

Siraj—bhai computer ko poora nanga karke chod dalunga…hack karna to choti cheez hai.

Raj—very good…mujhe aise hi chodu dosto ki jarurat hai…jo har samay chodne ke liye taiyar rahe…aur baki log bhi bhai kuch batao apne bare me…

"Bhai mera naam Jitu kumar hai” Ek aur ladke ne apna parichay diya

"Aur mujhe Iron man kahte hain." Panchve ne bhi apna naam bataya.

Raj—to jitu bhai...aap to principal ko pel aaye.....gajab ki himmat dikhayi yaar

Jitu—kaha pel paya bhai…free me badnam ho gaya bina kuch kiye hi..

Raj—vo kaise….?

Jitu—vo kya hai bhai ki mujhe mastram ki kahaniya aur xforum ki kahaniya padhne ka bahut shouk hai…to main kitab ke beech me mastram ki kitab chhupa ke story padhta rahta tha…sab ghar wale samajhte the ki main bahut padhta hu..usme ladkiyo ko patane ki bahut si kahani hoti thi to kabhi kabhi main bhi nazar bacha ke kisi kisi par try kar leta tha…uss din main college ki chhat par ranki ke pichhe chhup ke madam ke naam ki muth maar raha tha ki tabhi principal aa gayi aur usne mujhe dekh liya….mujhe laga ki ab ye mujhe college se nikal degi aur ghar me bhi bata degi to maine socha ki kyo na isko hi ulta pel deta hu jisse ye mujhe na nikale….ye soch kar maine usko pakad liya magar tabhi uski chillane ki awaz sun ke kuch aur log bhi vaha aa gaye aur main yaha pahuch gaya…bina kuch kiye hi.

Raj—koi baat nahi bhai…..ab hamare sath rahoge to aish karoge….choot aur gaand sab milegi…..haa to iron bhai ab aap bhi kuch sunao…

Iron—bhai mujhe sab bad boy kahte hain….shuru se hi awara ladko ke sath raha hu to…mujhe gunda gardi aur ladki chodna bas yahi do kaam aate the…..hathiyaro ki jankari me expert hu…aur koun sa hathiyar kaha milega ye bhi bata sakta hu.

Raj—hmmmm…..ye to bahut hi achchi baat hai…..ab main aata hu mudde ki baat par….

Amtul—bhai uss jailor ne sab bata diya hai

Raj—to kya tum sab taiyar ho.... ? agar kisi ko koi darr ya phir aitraz ho to vo mana kar sakta hai abhi…kyon ki iss kaam me jaan ka jokhim hamesha rahega….magar itna jarur hai ki agar hum kamyab huye to poora desh hum par garv karega jo log aaj hame gira hua character ka samajhte hain kal vo log hi hamare aage apna sir jhukayenge….ab faisla tum logo ko karna hai….jo samay chahiye sochne ke liye le sakte ho

Amtul—agar baa aisi hai to phir sochna kaisa…..main ready hu…

Siraj—meri taraf se done hai

Raghuhalkal—main bhi sab ke sath hu

Jitu—bhai main bhi taiyar hu

Iron—bahut din se hath khujla raha hai lounda….bahar nikal ke ek ek ki gaand me bomb fit karunga…..meri taraf se ok hai

Raj—to theek hai…..ham sab chodu bhaiyo ki iss team ka naam hoga….Chodu Gang

Raghuhalkal—hahahahaha….kya mast naam chuna hai yaar….chodu gang….chodne ko bhi milega ki nahi bhai….?

Raj—kyo nahi milega…jarur milega…Shahar ko tum log chod dalo aur gaon ko chodne ki jimmedari meri.

Iron—ye huyi na koi baat

Raj (mann me)—uss gaon ke log to bade hi madarchod hain…unki maa ko chodu…sale apni gabhin ladkiyo ko jabardasti hi gale me bandhne ke liye doudte hain….vo gaon raghu ke liye theek hai…ye sambhal lega.

Raj—yaar raghu….yaha se aage ka jo gaon hai na usko bhi tum ho chodo

Raghuhalkal—theek hai yaar

Raj—to theek hai….aaj hi main tum logo ki rihayi ke liye jyoti madam se baat karunga…do teen din me tum sab yaha se azad ho jaoge.

Amtul—ok dost..aur vaise bhi tum to yaar ab acp banne wale ho.

Raj—theek hai phir milte hain

Uske baad main sab se hath mila kar jyoti ke paas aa gaya….kuch der jyoti aur renuka se baat karne ke baad hum vapis lout aaye…

Jyoti (raste me)—kya baat hai…bahut gumsum ho….?

Raj—kuch nahi..

Jyoti—main janti hu..tum naraz ho na mujhse….?

Raj—nahi aisa kuch bhi nahi hai…

Jyoti ne kisi na kisi bahane se mujhse baat karne ki koshish ki lekin maine aage koi jawab hi nahi diya…..aise hi hum pahuch gaye.

Jyoti—raj tum baitho…mujhe commissioner office jana hai….jaldi hi aa jaungi.

Raj—mujhe bhi ghar me kaam hai….main ja raha hu.

Jyoti—theek hai lekin shaam ko training ke liye aa jana.

Raj—hmmmmm..(mann me)—ab to is madarchod ko bhi sabak sikhaunga…iski maa ko chodu…mujhe thappad marti hai… ab to jab tak ye khud mujhe apni bur chodne ko nahi bolegi madarchod ki taraf dekhunga bhi nahi.

Mujhe apne yaha chhod kar jyoti office nikal gayi….uske jane ke baad chhamiya ne chaay pani diya mujhe…aaj uske chehre par sharam ki lali thi…sir jhuka hua tha.

Raj—govinda kaha gaya…?

Chhamiya—vo bazar gaye hain….saman lane

Raj—matlab abhi akeli ho….?

Chhamiya—hmmmm

Raj—tum bahut khubsurat ho chhamiya…..govinda to raat bhar niche utarta hi nahi hoga tumhare upar se….?

Chhamiya (sharma kar)—aur kuch chahiye apko…..?

Raj—chahiye to bahut kuch…..tum dogi mujhe….?

Chhamiya (sir jhukaye)—kyaaaaa……?

Raj—rahne do…..shayad tum dogi nahi mujhe vo cheez to kahne ka kya fayda……?

Chhamiya (dhire se)—jab tak aap kuch batayenge nahi to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki apko kya chahiye……?

Raj—kya pata..kahi tum gussa na ho jao….?

Chhamiya—aap se gussa nahi houngi.

Raj—achcha chhamiya subah tum kya dekh rahi thi itne dhyan se..... ?

Chhamiya—kab..... ?

Raj—jab main aur jyoti nange the.

Chhamiya (tezi thook nigalte huye)—vo..vo...saanpppp ko

Raj (dhire se)—pasand aaya... ?

Chhamiya—kyaa..... ?

Raj—vahi.....mera saanpppp... ‼ tumhe mera kaisa laga..... ? pasand aaya ki nahi tumhe.... ?

Chhamiya—(koi jawab nahi....bas sir niche jhukaye dono pairo ko aapas me ragad rahi thi)

Raj—jab kuch bolna hi nahi hai to main yaha kyo ruku....ok main chalta hu

Chhamiya—nahii..baithiye na…..(dhire se)…..bol to rahiii huuu

Raj—to phir batao na….tumhe mera kaisa laga…..?

Chhamiya—kyaaa ….?

Raj (karib ja kar dhire se)—vahii….meraaa….saanppppp

Chhamiya (dhire se)—mujhe nhi pata..

Raj—theek hai ...ok..chalta hu ab..

Chhamiya—rukiyee…….achcha hai

Raj—kyaa achcha hai….?

Chhamiya—vahi jo aap puch rahe the….

Raj—saf saf batao…

Chhamiya—vo….vo….vo….apkaa..saanppp…achcha hai..

Raj—bas…

Chhamiya (ankhe band kar ke)—matalb……bahutttt…achcha….haiiiii

Raj (kaan me)—aurrrrr

Chhamiya (ankhe band kiye dhire se)—aurrr….aurrr…sabseeee…achchaaaaaa….haiiiiiiiiiii

Raj (kaan me)—chhamiya…..tum dogi mujhe…..?

Chhamiya (dhire se)—kya…..?

Raj—ye saanp bechara beghar hai......isko ek bil chahiye....tum dogi apna bil isko..... ?

Chhamiya (sharma kar)—mere paas bhala kaha hai bil...... ?

Raj—sach me nahi hai tumhare pass bil….?

Chhamiya (na me gardan hila kar)—nahiiii haiii

Raj—sach me nahii haii

Chhamiya (dhire dhire)—huu….nahii haiii… mere paassss koi..biiii..villll

Raj (sari ke upar se uski bur ko mutthi me bhar ke)—to phir ye kyaa haiiii…..?

Chhamiya (tadap kar)—aaaaaaa…ufff….chhodiyeee naaa…..voooo….saannppp kaaa..billl nahii haii

Raj (bur ko jor jor se masalte huye)—koi baat nahi…..mujhe apni yahi cheez de do……bolo dogi mujhe apni ye….?

Chhamiya (dhire se)—aaaaaaa….aaaa….mat kijiye naaa……hathhh hata lijiyeee vaha see

Raj—jab tak bataogi nahii ki kaha se hatana hai to mujhe kaise pata chalega…..?

Chhamiya—vahii jahaa hathh rakhh ke..aaaaa…masal rahe ho jor jor se…aaaaa….chhod do..naaa..vo..aane wale hainnn

Raj—pahle naam batao….kyaa masal raha hu,,…? Tabb chhodungaaa….?

Chhamiya (kaan me dhire se)—aaahhhh….vo….vo….meri…b…..bu……..b.u.r….ko…chhod…do..na

Raj—pahle bataoo ki..apni bur…dogi mujhe….?

Tabhi bahar kisi gadi ke aane ki awaz aayi…shayad govinda market se aa gaya tha….gadi ki awaz sun kar chhamiya machal uthi…aur mujhe chhodne ko kahne lagi….ab tak ek baar bhi usne mera hath apni bur se hatane ki koshish nahi ki thi usne.

Chhamiya (dhire se)—vo aa gaye hain…plsss…ab to chhod dijiye..na…meri ….b.u.r kooo.

Raj—pahle batao ki apni bur mujhe chodne ko dogi……?

Chhamiya (dhire se)—hmmm…..haaan….dungi……ab to…chhod…dijiye na…..ab to bata bhi diya hai maine

Raj—kab dogi apni bur…..?

Chhamiya—kal aap jaldi aa jana…..madam kal apni mummy se milne jane wali hain to unke sath ye bhi jayenge…5-6 ghante akeli rahungi…..tab aap kar lena mere sath jo mann me aaye apke.

Uske baad maine jaldi se chhamiya ke hotho ko do teen baar chuma..aur thodi si chuchi ko bhi masal kar usko chhod diya.. govinda ke aate hi main bhi ghar ke liye nikal gaya.

Main raste se bade aaram se bike chalate huye khushi se ye sochne me magan tha ki kal chhamiya ko nangi kar ke mast chodunga…..magar tabhi meri bike kisi ki car se jor se takra gayi..jisse main phisalte huye thoda door ja gira aur sara ka sara chudai ka bhoot sir se utar gaya.

Raj (jor se)—madarchod….teri maa ko chodu…..andha hai kya..bahanchod…..? ruk madarchod..abhi teri maa chodta hu.

Maine road ke kinare se ek patthar uthaya aur poori taqat se thok diya…uss gadi ke piche wale kaanch me….kaanch me patthar lagte hi gadi yakayak ruki aur phir vapis piche aane lagi….paas aate hi gadi ka driver bahar nikal aaya..

Driver (jor se)—ye…sale andha hai kya…ek to andho jaise beech sadak me saanp ke jaise jhumte huye bike chalata hai.. upar se patthar marta hai….agar mem sb. Ko patthar lag jata to….

Raj (jor se)—madarchod---teri maa chod dunga…bhosdi ke…..meri nayi gadi ko takkar maar di…

Driver (jor se)—sale gali deta hai….tujhe ye bhi nahi pata ki ye thakuraine ki gadi hai….bhos……aaaaaaaaaaa…marrr gayaaa

Raj (gusse me)—tadaaakkkkkkk……madarchod…mujhe gali deta hai…teri maa ko chodu…..madarchod …thakuraine ki gadi hai to main kya karu….(lund bahar nikal kar)—abhi " Lund Nikal Kar Hila Bhar Dunga Na, To Teri Thakuraine Dekhte Hi Khade Khade Panty Me Hi Moot Degi."…..

"Koun hai ye badatmeez…..lagta hai ki aaj iskiiiii……" meri baat sunte hi gadi ke andar baithi thakuraine gusse me tamtamate huye bahar nikli….

Lekin jaise hi uski nazar samne mere saand jaise lund par padi to uski sitti pitti hi gul ho gayi…..uske baki ke shabd beech gale me hi atak kar rah gaye….hairat se ankhe choudi ho gayi aur usko apni panty geeli hoti huyi mahsoos hone lagi.

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Raj (gusse me)—tadaaakkkkkkk……madarchod…mujhe gali deta hai…teri maa ko chodu…..madarchod…thakuraine ki gadi hai to main kya karu….(lund bahar nikal kar)—abhi " Lund Nikal Kar Hila Bhar Dunga Na, To Teri Thakuraine Dekhte Hi Khade Khade Panty Me Hi Moot Degi."…..

"Koun hai ye badatmeez…..lagta hai ki aaj iskiiiii……" meri baat sunte hi gadi ke andar baithi thakuraine gusse me tamtamate huye bahar nikli….

Lekin jaise hi uski nazar samne mere saand jaise lund par padi to uski sitti pitti hi gul ho gayi…..uske baki ke shabd beech gale me hi atak kar rah gaye….hairat se ankhe choudi ho gayi aur usko apni panty geeli hoti huyi mahsoos hone lagi.

Ab aage……

Thakuraine chakit ho kar bas ek mere lund ko hi aise ghure ja rahi thi ki jaise usko muh me daal ke kha jayegi….vaise isme kasoor uska bhi nahi tha, zindagi me usne aaj pahli baar to asli lund dekha tha kisi ka upar se vo bhi saand ka…chakit hona to uska swabhavik hi tha.

Itne me vo driver madarchod phir se uth khada hua aur jaise hi usne mujhe thakuraine ko lund dikhate huye dekha to usko apni naukri khatre me nazar aane lagi.

Vo turant hi mujhe maarne ke liye tezi se meri taraf lapka lekin jaise hi paas aaya to uski parchhayi mujhe dikh gayi aur maine uski gardan pakad kar jamin se ek hath upar utha liya jisse vo chhat patane laga.

Raj—madarchod…teri maa ko chodu…..tu mujhe maarega bhosdi ke……daily 150 roti khata hu aur roj jo 50 litre doodh pita hu vo yu hi bekar chala jayega kya…..gaon bhar ki sabhi gaay aur bhainso ka doodh pita hu main vo direct than me muh laga ke ekdam taza doodh……sale tetua daba dunga to yahi nipur jayega……teri maa ko chodu…..

Mera aisa karne se thakuraine ko jaise hosh aaya….to uska ghamand aur paiso ki taqat ka nasha phir se uss par haavi ho gaya…ye to hona hi tha…akhir poore gaon ki thakuraine jo thi vo….thakur khandan ke aaj tak ke itihas me kisi ne bhi thakuro ke khilaf kabhi sir nahi uthaya aur na hi apni juban kholi.

Aaj pahli baar kisi ne sir bhi uthaya aur juban kholi bhi to thakuraine ke samne aur vo bhi apna lund dikha ke…? Thakuraine ke liye isse badi apman janak ghatna aur kya ho sakti thi…..?

Bas ye ehsaas hote hi thakuraine ka kroadh jaag utha….vo gusse me tamtamane lagi….aur usne jaldi se gadi me rakhi apni revolver bahar nikal li.

Thakuraine (gusse me)—teri itni himmat ki tune mere samne mere hi driver par hath uthaya….? Tu hai koun….? Mujhse badatmizi karne ki himmat ki tune….? Lagta hai ki aaj teri mout mere hi hatho likhi hai….tab tujhe pata chalega ki thakuraine se ulajhne ka anzam kya hota hai….? Gandi nali ke kide…..sale haram ki aulad…..kutte…..aaaaa

Thakuraine ki gali sunte hi mere poore jism me aag lag gayi aur main apne aape se bahar nikal gaya….jaise hi usne fire karne ke liye trigger par hath rakha vaise hi maine driver ko uchhal kar uske upar phenk diya jisse uski revolver chhitak kar door jhadiyo me ja giri aur main doudte huye uske paas aa gaya aur phir.

Raj (gusse me)—chatttaaakkkkkk……SAAND …. madarchod..thakuraineee….teri maa ko choduuuu…chaattttaaakkkk…..kya bola tune.. gandi nali ka kida…? Huuunnhhh…..madarchod….Abhi Ye Gandi Nali Ka Kida Teri Bur Mein Apna Lund Ghused dega Na, To Sidha Teri Bur Ko Cheerte Huye Piche Gaand Ko Phad Kar Bahar Niklega…Aur Muh To Tera Dard Se Hi Phat Jayega… bahut ghamand hai na tujhe apne is jism par na….agar chahu to tujhe yahi nangi kar ke beech sadak par lita ke chod dalu.

Thakuraine (gusse aur dard me)—aaaaaaa…..chhodddd…mujheeee…..shayaddd tujheee malum nahii ki…thakur shamsher singh yaha ka chief minister haiiii…..tuuu kuttee ki mout maregaaaa…aaaaaahhhhh

Raj (gusse me)—madarchod…teri maa ko chodu…..mujhe thakur ki dhamki deti hai…..Tere uss thakur ko ek din main nanga kar ke poore gaon aur city me douda douda ke marunga….date aur time note kar le….aaj 02 aug 2019 samay dophar 12 baje….theek agle mahine issi date aur issi time par tere uss thakur ko nanga kar ke doudaunga aur gaon ke har ghar ke samne lita lita kar uss ghar ke admiyo se uski gaand marwaunga…..yaad rakhna….yahi date hogi aur yahi time hoga.theek agle mahine....aaj se thakuro ki kundali me SAAND naam ka ye shani baith gaya hai..

Thakuraine (jor se)—haramiiii……aaahhhhhhh……agar tu ek baap ki aulad hai to kal issi time par ****** jagah aa jana… teri khaal na udhedwa di to main bhi thakuraine nahiiii

Raj (gusse me)—chaattttaaakkkkk…..madarchod…teri maa ko chodu…..thakuraine….mujhe tera ye challenge manzoor hai lekin meri ek shart hai….

Thakuraine (gusse me)—kaisiii sharttt…..?

Raj (gusse me)—agar mere vaha aane ke baad bhi koi meri jhaant nahi ukhad paya to tu nangi ho kar apni janghe phaila ke mujhse apni bur chodne ke liye bheekh maangegi….bol manzoor haiii

Thakuraine (ghamand me)—jab tu jinda bachega tab naa……mujhe teri shart manzoor hai..

Tabhi vaha police ki cyren ki awaz sunayi dene lagi…..shayad uss madarchod driver ne police ko call kar diya tha…apni jaan aur naukri bachane ke liye.

Raj—theek hai chalta hu…lekin jane se pahle….iss saand ke signature to leti ja…thakuraineee….uuuummmmm

Maine thakuraine ke baalo ko kas ke pakad ke uske hotho ko jabardasti chumne laga….vo kasmasati rahi…lagbhag do minute uske hoth chusne ke baad maine usko jhatak diya aur apni bike utha ke vaha se jane laga lekin jane se pahle…

Raj (chutki bajate huye)—yaad rakhna..kal….aur haa…apni bur ki jhaante saaf kar ke bur ko ekdam chikni rakhna…. . jhaant wali bur chodte chodte uubb gaya hu ab.

Aur phir vaha se main tezi se bike start kar ke nikal gaya kyon ki police ki jeep dikhne lagi thi aur main abhi koi aur lafda nahi chahta tha.

Udhar thakuraine ko to kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya ki ye achanak kya ho gaya uske sath….? Vo poori tarah se hatprabh thi….uske jeevan ka pahla chuban tha ye uske hotho par.

Driver—madam aap chinta mat kijiye…maine police ko call kar diya hai…

Thakuraine (gusse se uske pet me laat maarte huye)—sale….haramii....namard...kayar kahi ke....police ko kyo poori duniya ko call kar deta,,,,thakuro ki naak oonchi ho jati ye jaan kar ki yaha kya hua... ? huhhhh

Thakuraine ne uske pet me jor se laat maar ke gadi start kar ke ghar ki taraf chali gayi….aur main bhi idhar ghar aa gaya jaha sabhi mera hi intazar kar rahe the shopping par jane ke liye.

Rashmi—kaha chala gaya tha….? Jab dekho bina matlab ghumta rahta hai....ja ke jaldi se fresh ho ke khana kha aur chal

Maine uski baat ka koi jawab nahi diya aur apne room me aa kar ready hone laga....ready hone ke baad main kitchen me gaya jaha koi meri taraf pith kiye pani pi rahi thi.

Mujhe laga ki ye sapna mami hain to main ja kar piche se dono hath aage le gaya aur uske dono doodh kas ke pakad liya aur jor jor se masalne laga.

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Awesome Update ....
Lovely update.
Very nice update
Excellent update bhai
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Mast fantastic update brother