“He’s gone down the park in plain clothes to check things out,” they explained. “Let’s get in the van and we can join him down there.” Alison followed them out to the yard and let them all get in to the rear of the van. She stood facing them with her hands on her hips.
“What’s up, Alison,” asked Don Marsh. “”Aren’t you going to get in?”
“No, I’m not,” she said. “This is another of your wind ups, isn’t it? You bastards. Admit it, you fucking bastards!”
Don Marsh looked at her with an expression of injured innocence on his face. He looked at the other PCs seated in the van, who said nothing. For a moment she had some doubts. Maybe it was genuine after all, she thought. But then they all collapsed helpless with laughter. “I knew it was a wind up,” she said. “Where’s Sergeant Rose, anyway?”
“We had you fooled for a while though, didn’t we?” said Don.
“Yes. Yes, you did,” she admitted. PS Rose suddenly appeared, dressed in a dirty raincoat. He pulled the coat open wide to reveal a sign hung from his neck, with the word “BOO!” written it. They all burst out laughing again.
“That really suits you, Sarge,” she said cheekily. “I wouldn’t be surprised if you really are the flasher.” He slapped her bottom indignantly.
Shortly before Alison completed her two year Probationary period, she applied for a vacancy that had come up on the Cambridgeshire South Rural Policing Unit, and was accepted soon afterwards, joining a team of five other officers and a rural sergeant. This covered a number of small towns and villages south of Cambridge, and operated out of a Rural Office in Great Shelford, about five miles south of the city itself. The Office itself was a police house which served as a base for the rural officers. Great Shelford was basically just a big village of about 5,000 people. Most of the nearby villages were even smaller, but were often outstandingly quaint and beautiful, with a chocolate box cover quality, surrounded by large areas of rich farm land.
Most of the people who lived in the area were well to do. It was a quiet, prosperous area, but there had been a number of burglaries and thefts of quality cars recently, and a problem of thefts of farm machinery from isolated areas. This was thought to be the work of offenders from outside the area. Alison seemed to spend most of her time dealing with minor road accidents, a few instances of vandalism by youths, the odd report of stray livestock, and similar mundane matters.
Alison enjoyed working on the Rural Unit. The sergeant, PS Hopper, was very easy going and there was a relaxed working atmosphere. The shifts were better, with no early starts and less night work. She was largely left to her own devices to patrol her area on her own in a marked blue and white Ford Escort Popular. It wasn’t exactly a Maserati, but it got her round the district and she wasn’t expected to get involved in any high speed car chases. She spent a lot of time at meetings of the parish council and neighbourhood watch. She soon got to know many local people.
Sometimes she missed her old section, and laughed about the silly practical jokes they used to play on her. But she was happy in her current role and had no plans to change in the near future.