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Maane jab Ajay ko saut kaha to wah boori tarah se sharma gaya. Waise Ajay mere se poora khula huwa tha. Munna bhi mere saath saath maaki bahati jawani men dubaki lagaane ke liye poora taiyaar tha aur apni or se maako pataane ki poori koshish bhi kar raha tha par jab use pata chala ki uska bhaiya se gaand marwane ka raaj maa par khul gaya hai to maake saamne ek baar to laaj aana laazmi tha. Ajay bistar par nazaren gadaaye chupchaap baitha huwa tha. Tab meine hi sthiti ko wapas saamanya banaane ki koshish ki.
Mein: "Maa, Munna ko apni saut mat samjho balki meri jaan kaho. Jab Munna ko tune apni saut maan hi liya hai to iska matlab tu meri rani ban gai hai. Munna to pahle se hi mera mast chikana maal hai lekin tum kyon chinta karti ho. Tujhe to mein apne dil ki rani banaake rakhoonga. Mere sapnon ki rani to tu pahle hi thi aur ab Munna ko saut kah ke to tu meri vyaahta biwi ban gai ho. Tujhe to khush hona chahiye ki tujhe dewar ke roop men mera itna chaheta pyara bhai mila hai. Mere or Munna ke beech to pahle se hi koi parda nahin hai aur aage tere aur mere beech bhi koi parda nahin rahne wala hai to phir hum teenon aapas men koi parda kyon rakhen? Chal Munna khush hoja maane tujhe saut kah kar yah maan liya hai ki ab se wah meri biwi ban gai hai. Dekhna, aaj men tere saamne hi suhaagraat manaaunga aur tere saamne hi iski loonga." Meri baat sun Ajay vijayi bhaav se maaki taraf dekh muskara utha.
Ajay: "Maa tune bhaiya ki baat suni? Dekh, bhaiya mujhe kitna pyaar karte hain. Par bhaiya din raat tere hi naam ki mala japte hain, tujh par to bhaiya marte hain. Tujhe to apne dil ki rani bana ke rakhenge. Teri aaj tak ki saari pyas bujha denge. Tujhe pata nahin ki bhaiya mujhe kitna maja dete hain. Tu ek baar bhaiya se maja lelegi to tu khud unki diwaani ho jayegi. Maa, bhaiya ka bahut tagada hai, dekhegi to poori mast ho jaayegi. Suna tune, bhaiya ne kya kaha? Unhone kaha ki ve mere saamne teri lenge. Samajh rahi ho na ki bhaiya teri kya lenge?
Maa: "Achha to ab tu mujhe samjhaayega ki pati suhaagraat men apni patni ki kya leta hai. Tere ko uske baare men kya pata? Teri umar men aate aate aajkal ke chhokre to us men dasiyon baar dubki laga chuke hote hain. Par tu to mardon ke sakarkandon ka shaukeen hai, unhen apne pichhawade men otata hai. Mera bada beta yahi bol bol ke to mere saamne hi tujhe chhed raha tha to mein kya in baaton ka matlab nahin samajhti? Ab jab tu bhi khul gaya hai to tujhe samjhaati hoon ki pati suhaagraat men patni ki kya leta hai. Hum auraton ki dono taangon ke beech ek paavroti ke loaf sa phoola huwa ang hota hai jiske beechon beech khoob gahara suraakh hota hai. Hum logon ka yah ang kale kale reshmi baalon se bharti rahta hai. Bheetar dekhne se yah bilkul surkh lal rang ka dikhaai padta hai. Hum logon ke is ang se kudarati taur par gadha laslasa ras nikalta rahta hai jisse yah bheetar tak poora chikana rahta hai, tumhariwali ki tarah ismen vaseline nahin chupadni padti. Har jawan mard iski firaaq men rahta hai, isko paane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hai, Isko paane ke liye jawan auraton ke hajaaron nakhre sahta hai. Suhaagraat men pati patni ka yahi mast ang leta hai. Tere bhaiya bhi agar mere saath aaj suhaagraat manaayenge to meri isi khaash cheej ko lenge aur tere bhaiya ko poori mast hokar aaj iska maja chakhaaungi."
Ajay: "Maa meine to tumhen bhaiya ki dulhan yah soch kar banaaya tha ki tum ek bahut sharmohaya wali aur aachaar vichaar wali aurat ho par tum to pakki maradmaar aur besharam aurat nikli. Kam se kam is suhaagraat ki bela men to thodi laaj sharam rakhti, dulhan ki tarah sharmaati, nakhre dikhati, kahti ki mujhe kya pata tere bhaiya kya lenge par lagta hai ki tu to apni cheej dene ke liye mari ja rahi hai." Yah kah Ajay meri taraf dekhte huye bola, "Bhaiya ab aapki jodi ki sahi lugaai mili hai. Aap khud jitni ashleel khuli khuli baaten karte huye masti lete hain aapki lugaai usse bhi jyada khuli khuli gandi baaten karne ki shaukeen hai. Aap maa par aise hi lattoo nahin huye. Maa bilkul aapki tabiyat ki aurat hai, aapko maake saath bahut maja aayega."
Mein: "Mein maako achhi tarah se jaanta hoon. Apni maa bahut rangeen tabiyat ki poori aashiq mijaaj ki aurat hai. Meri hi tarah ek baar khul jaati hai to jhute nakhre bilkul nahin karti, man men kuchh or aur jubaan se kuchh or nahin bolti, jo baat sach hai use bina laag lapet ke khulke kahne ki himmat rakhti hai. Phir is kaam ka maja to khoob khul ke baat karte huye bol bol kar karne men hi hai aur yah baat bhala maase jyada kaun jaanta hai. Tabhi to maa par meri tabiyat aai hai. Jab ghar men hi aisi mast lugaai maujood hai to mein duniya bhar men aisi doosari aurat kahaan dhoondhta phirta. Maa jaisi mast kheli khai aurat apne banke sainya ko jab bilkul khul ke bol bol ke masti karaati hai to us maje ka kya kahna?"
Ajay: "Maa dekha, bhaiya tumhen kitna samaajhte hain aur pyar karte hain. bhaiyane bahut ummid se tujhse dil lagaaya hai, unhe niraash mat karna. Meine usmen dubaki nahin lagaai to kya par mujhe pata hai ki bhaiya teri donon taangon ke beechwali cheej hi mere saamne lenge aur tum jitni khul ke baat kar rahi ho utni hi mast ho kar apni cheej dena. Bhaiya ke leneka matlab theek se samajh rahi hona, phir nakhre mat karne lag jaana ki tujhe lene ka matlab nahin samajh men aaya."
Maa: "Meine bataaya na ki hum auraton ki donon taangon ke beech gahara chhed hota hai waise hi tum mardon ki donon taangon ke beech ek lamba sa mota dande jaisa ang latakta rahta hai, ab yah mujhe nahin pata ki tumhaari taangon ke beech bhi aisi koi cheej latak rahi hai ya nahin kyonki tere lakkhan to aise nahin hai. Jab marad aurat ki leta hai to apna danda aurat ke us lal chhed ke andar daalta hai jaise ki bhaiya ne jab tumhari maari thi to apna wahi daanda tere pichhawaade ke andar daala tha. Meine bataaya na ki hamaari wali cheej to natural roop se hi chikani rahti hai aur poori gahari hoti hai to kisi bhi marad ka chaahe jitna lamba ho aur mota ho wah der saber usmen poora chala hi jaata hai. Phir marad jaise locomotive ke engine men piston aage pichhe hota hai waise hi apna danda hamaare chhed men aage pichhe karte hain. Aisa karne men maradon ko bahut maja aata hai aur ve poore josh men bhar jaate hain. Rail ki speed ki tarah unka josh badhne lagta hai aur saath saath unke piston ki bhi hamaare chhed men speed badh jati hai. Phir jaise station aane se train phussss karke ruk jati hai waise hi unki manjil aane se unka josh bhi thanda pad jaata hai aur unka phoola huwa kada danda murjha kar mare huye choohe jaisa latak jaata hai. ab tumhari samajh men baat aai ki marad isi tarah hum auraton ki lete hain. Kya bhaiya ne tera pichhawada bhi isi tarah liya tha?"
Ajay: "Maa tum to abhi se sautiya daah se jalne lagi jo baar baar mera pichhawada mera pichhawada kar rahi ho to kya apni tandoor si phooli hui gaand bhaiya se bacha logi? Theek hai bhaiya teri aagewali to lenge par kya tere pichhawade ka tabla bajaane se chhod denge, kya tere pichhawade men apna hallabi 11" ka moosal thoke bina rahenge. Tu ek numbar ki chuddakad hai to aage to aaram se lelegi par bhaiya jab tere par saand jaise chadhenge aur tere pichhawade men pelenge tab dekhna teri yahi jubaan bahar aa jaayegi jisse is samay badi badi baaten kar rahi ho."
Maa: "Hum auraton ki choot men itni takat hoti hai ki kisi bhi marad ko poora jhaad kar rakh den. Jab tere bhaiya meri 15 saal se unchudi choot ka swad lenge to unhen meri gaand ki yaad bhi nahin aayegi. Par ab tu apni soch ki teri lundkhor gaand ki khaaj kaun mitaayega kyonki tere bhaiya ke lund ko to meri choot se hi fursat nahin milegi. Phir tujhe kaise pata ki tere bhaiya meri gaand bhi maarenge?"
Ajay: "Maa bhaiya ki koi bhi baat aur ichha mere se chhipi hui nahin hai. bhaiya jo tum par itna marte hain na uska ek bada karan teri phooli phooli mast gaand hai. Bhaiya mere ko hardam kahte rahte the ki Munna dekh maaki gaand kaisi mast aur phooli phooli hai. munna, maa jab jhuk kar apni gaand pichhe ubharti hai to use dekh mera lund khada ho jaata hai aur mera dil karta hai ki maaki sadi uski kamar se upar chadha doon aur uske gol gaand ke chhed men ek hi baar men poora lund pel doon. Aur suno, bhaiya kahte rahte the ki maa jaisi mastani gaand wali aurat ko to poori nangi karke apni god men baitha lena chahiye aur uski gaand ki garmi se khade lund ko sek dena chahiye. Bhaiya kahte hain ki maako jitna maja chodne men aayega usse jyada maja to uski gaand maar ke aayega. Maa teri gaand par to bhaiya laar tapakaate hain aur bhaiya ka lund bhi laar chhodta hai. Jab tu ghar men apni gaand matakaati hui idhar se udhar phudakti rahti ho na to bhaiya tujhe dekh dekh aahen bharte hain aur kahte rahte hain ki 'haay meri Radha Rani ek baar to sadi upar utha apni gaand dikhade', 'Meri Radha Janoo tune to mujhe apni gaand ka diwana bana diya hai'. Bhaiya mere se kahte rahte the ki Munna mujhe ek baar maaki gaand dilwa de, tabhi to meine tujhe bhaiya ki dulhan banaane ke liye itna jor lagaaya. To maa yah khayaal tum man se nikaal do ki tum bhaiya se apni gaand bacha logi. Teri gaand men to bhaiya ka moosal thukna hi thukna hai."
"Dekha maa, meine kaha tha na ki ab Munna pahlewala Munna nahin raha. Poora chaloo ho gaya hai. Ab yah pahle jaisa sharmila aur chupchaap rahne wala nahin ki tu ise jhidak kar chup kara de. Tu agar ser hai to yah poora sava ser hai. Aise bhai par mujhe to bahut naaz hai, bade naseeb wale ko hi aisa pyara aur bade bhai ka maan rakhnewala bhai milta hai." Yah kah meiene Munna ko apne aagosh men jakad liya.
