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Roj ki tarah aaj raat bhi khaane khane ke baad mein, Ajay aur maa tinon TV ke saamne aa baith gaye.
Mein: "Maa, aaj gaanv se chachaji ka phone aaya tha, kah rahe the ki hamaare khet gaanv ka surpanch khareedna chaah raha hai. 20 lakh men usse baat hui hai. Meine chachaji se kah diya hai ki yahaan se Ajay saare kagjaat aur power of attorney lekar gaanv aa jayega aur registry ka kaam kar dega. To munna kal waqeel se kagjaat taiyar kara lete hain aur kagaj taiyar hote hi tum gaanv ke liye nikal jaao. Kam se kam aadhe paise to khade karo. Kyon maa munna hi theek rahega na?"
Maa: "Haan, phir wahaan chachaji hai, koi fiqr ki baat nahin hai. Ajay kabhi shahar men to raha nahin hai. Yahaan do mahine ho gaye use gaanv ki yaad aati hogi."
Mein: "Tabhi to munna ko bhej raha hoon. Wahan iske khaash dost hain. Maa yah wahan bahut masti karta tha. Yah apne do doston ko to bahut hi khaash bata raha tha. Kahta tha ki iske dono dost kheton men pahle to achhi tarah se sakarkand sekte the phir ise khila khila ke maja dete the. Kyon munna kabhi maa ko bhi sakarkand khilaate the ya sakarkandon ka saara maja akele hi le lete the.Ab yahan shahar men to ise gaanv jaise sakarkand kahaan milenge."
"Bhaiya nahin jaana mujhe aur na hi sakarkand khaane; mujhe to yahaan ke bade bade kele achhe lagte hain. Mein to yahin store men roj naye doston se kele leke khaaya karoonga. Sakar kand ka itna hi shauk hai to gaanv aap chale jaao." Ajay ne meri or dekh muskaraate huye kaha.
Mein: "Bhaiya ke rahte tujhe doston se kele le khaane ki kya jaroorat hai? Bhaiya kya tere liye kelon ki bhi kami rakhega. Tujhe din men aur raat men jitne kele khaane hai mein khilaaunga. Abhi to tum gaanv jaao aur wahaan kheton men maja lo. Tune to maa ko kabhi sakarkand khilaaye nahin par men maa ke liye kelon ki kami naheen rakhunga." Hum isi tarah kai der baaton ka maja lete rahe. Phir maa apne kamre men chali gai to hum donon bhai apne kamre men aa gaye. Mein apne kaamre men aadamkad sheesha lagi dressing table ke saamne single seater sofe par baith gaya.
Ajay: "Bhaiya aap bade wo ho. Maa ke saamne aisi baaten karne ki kya jaroorat thi? Kal meine kaha to tha ki mujhe un sab kaamon ki liye ab kisi bhi dost ki jaroorat nahin hai. Jab aap jaisa bada bhaiya maujood hai to mujhe nahin jana kisi dost ke paas. Abse mein to apne sainya bhaiya ka moosal hi apni gaand men thukwaunga."
"Are Ajay tu kaun se 'un sab' kaamon ki baat kar raha hai, mein kuchh samjha nahin." Meine Ajay ka haath pakad use kheench apni god men baitha liya aur bahut pyar se poochha.
Ajay: "Wahi jo kal aapne apne chhote bhai ke saath kiya tha. Shuru men to kal aapne jaan hi nikaal di thi or ab poochh rahe hain ki kaunsa kaam."
Mein: "Are bhai kuchh bataao bhi to ki meine tere saath aisa kal kya kar diya tha? Kahin kuchh galat salat ho gaya to bada bhai samajh kar maaph kar de."
Ajay: "Kal aapne apna kela mere men diya to tha. 11" ka singapuri kela chhote bhai ke pichhe men dete samay daya nahin aai aur ab maaphi maang rahe hain. Abhi bhi god men baitha apna kela khada kar ke niche gaand men dhansa rahe hain."
Mein: "Munna bataao na kal meine apni kaun si cheej teri kis men di thi?"
Ajay: "Bhaiya aap mujhe apne jaisa besharam banaana chaahte hain. Aapne apna lund meri gaand men diya tha. Aap mere upar saand ki tarah chadh gaye the aur meri gaand humach humach kar maari thi. Jaaiye mein aapse or aisi baaten nahin karoonga."
Mein: "Are tu mera pyara bhai to hai hi par ab se tu mera gaand dost bhi ban gaya. Jab hum aapas men gaand maara maari ka khel khelne lag gaye to hum donon ek doosre ke gaand dost ho gaye. Jab tujhe apni gaand maraane men sharam nahin hai to lund, gaand, maarna, choosna in sab ki khul ke baaten karne ka maja hi or hai."
Mein: "Chal munna uth, apni pant khol."
Ajay: "kisliye bhaiya?"
Mein: "Tere jaise mastaane launde se jab mera jaisa pakka laundebaaz pant kholne ke liye kahta hai to tu matlab samajh."
Ajay: "Bhaiya mujhe aaj nahin maraani."
Mein: "Dekha, samajh aa gai na. Par maraayega nahin to kya apni maa chudaayega.?"
Ajay: "Aap maa ko baar baar beech men laate hain. Aap maa ke saamne bhi kah rahe the ki mere dost maa ko bhi sakarkand khilaate the ya nahin. Un dono ki kya majaal ki meri maa ki taraf aankh utha ke bhi dekh lete; saalon ke kaat ke haath men pakda deta. Bhaiya aapki bhi had ho gai. Maa ko kah diya ki uske liye kelon ki kami nahin rakhenge. Bhala maa kya sochegi? Achha bataaiye, kya aap apne niche wala kela maa ko bhi khila denge?"
Mein: "Are tu nahin jaanta maa jaisi jawan, shaukeen aur mast aurat ki peeda. Pitaji ne pichhle 15 saal se bistar pakad rakha tha. We apne khud ke kaam khud nahin kar sakte the. To maa ko chodna to door use we shaayad haath bhi na lagaate hon. Aur apni maa jaisi swabhimaani aur maan maryaada ka khayaal rakhne wali aurat se yah ummid thode hi ki ja sakti hai ki usne gaanv men yaar paal rakhe ho. Kahne ka matlab pichhle 15 saal se uski choot unchudi hai, wah chudasi hai, use lund ki jaroorat hai. Bhai maa ki mast gadraai choot aur phooli gaand ki seva ke liye mera lauda to hamaisha taiyaar hai. Are baba na... na.... meine bhi kis ke saamne yah baat kah di. Tu kahin mera bhi kaat ke mere haath men na pakda de."
Ajay: "Mere haathon aap wale ki kaatne ki baat... bhaiya sun ke hi mere shareer men to jhurjhuri si daud gai. Aap wale gudde ko to mein apni tijauri men band karke tala laga doonga."
Mein: "Ab pant bhi kholo na, apni tijauri ke mukh ka to darshan karaao. Maa ko chodne ki baat karke lund moosal sa khada ho gaya hai. Apni mast maa ko chodne ki baat karke yah haal hai to usko poori nangi karke chodte samay kya hoga?" Ajay khada ho gaya aur usne apni pant aur shirt utaar di. Ab wah brief aur banyaan men tha.
Ajay: "Bhaiya kal aapne mera choos ke jo maja diya tha us maja ko to mein bata nahin sakta. Waisa maja mujhe kal se pahle jindagi men kabhi nahin mila. Lund chuswaane men itna maja hai mujhe pata hi nahin tha. Mein to saatven aasmaan ki shair kar raha tha. Bhaiya aaj mein bhi aap ka choosunga aur aapko bhi wah maja doonga jo maja kal aapne mujhe diya tha." Meine brief ke upar se Ajay ki ubhari gaand apni mutthi men kas li aur jor jor se dabaane laga.
Mein: "To tu mera lund choosega? Kal to tu baar baar mujhe mana kar raha tha. Tujhe peshaab karne wali cheej se ghin nahin aayegi?"
Ajay: "Bhaiya, ab to aap mere mukh men dhaar bhi maar denge to ghin nahin aayegi. Bhaiya jitna pyar mujhe aapse hai utna hi pyar aapke lund se hai.. Mein aapka ghulam hoon, aapke lund ka sevak hoon, aapki har baat maanna hi mera sabse bada dharm hai."
Mein: "Are munna aaj to tu badi sayaani sayaani baaten kar raha hai. Ek hi din men tu bada ho gaya re. Jaise kunwaari ladki ek baar chudaate hi poori sayaani ho jati hai waise hi bhaiya se ek baar gaand marwaate hi tu to poora sayaana ho gaya. Iska matlab un dono chutiyon ne teri upar upar se maari thi. Vaastav men to teri gaand kunwaari hi thi, iski seal to kal meine hi todi hai. To tu bhaiya ka choosega? Tu bhi kya yaad rakhega? kal jitne pyar se teri maari thi aaj utne hi pyar se tujhe choosaaunga." Yah kah meine apna night payjama, breif aur ganji saare kapde utaar diye. Meine dono taangen sofe ke handle par rakh li aur saamne sheeshe men khoonte sa sar uthaaye mere lund ka pratibimb mujhe gaurvaanwit kar raha tha.
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