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UPDATE- 71
Main thakuraine ke room se bahar nikal kar darwaje ko tikaya aur sidhe chhat par pahuch ke jaldi se pipe ke sahare niche utar gaya…maine dhyan se dekha to iss samay vaha koi nahi tha isliye jaldi se bhag kar neem ke ped par chadh gaya aur phir boundry ke paar kood kar apni bike ke paas pahuch gaya.
Raj (mann me)—maine jalebi se uske ghar aane ka vada kiya tha….shilpa ko bhi dekh lunga….abhi bhi mere paas viyagra ki do tablet hain….kyon na ye goli khila kar dono maa beti ki ek sath gaand maar lu….?
Ab aage……
Bike start kar ke main sidhe shilpa ke ghar pahuch gaya…darwaja uski mummy jalebi ne hi khola….shilpa mujhe dekh kar bahut khush huyi.
Shilpa—ab kaisi tabiyat hai raj…..?
Raj—bilkul fit tumhare samne hu.
Jalebi—raat se tumhara intazar kar rahi hai….bahut pareshan thi jab se suna ki tumhe chot lagi hai….jab se tum apne mama ke yaha gaye ho, tab se college bhi nahi gayi.
Shilpa (udas)—jarur ye uss harami thakur ka hi kaam hoga….ye sab meri vajah se ho raha hai ….na tum mujhe uss din nilesh se bachaate aur na hi thakur tumhare khoon ka pyasa banta..
Raj (baho me le kar)—tum ye sab mat socha karo….vo thakur madarchod…uski maa ko chodu…..meri jhaant ukhad lega..? tum apni study par dhyan do.
Mere muh se gali sun kar dono maa beti sharma gayi….maine jalebi ke samne hi shilpa ke dono gaal chum liye…ye dekh dono sakpaka kar rah gayi.
Jalebi—main chaay bana kar lati hu.
Jalebi palat ke kitchen ki taraf chal di….uske hilte chutad dekh kar mera mann uski gaand ko nangi dekhne ke liye lalayit ho utha….maine shilpa se ghar me phone karne ka bahana kar ke sidhe kitchen me aa kar jalebi ke piche khada ho gaya aur sari ke upar se hi uski gaand ko dekhne laga.
Maine dhire se hath badha ke shilpa ki mummy ki gaand ke dono tarbuj pakad kar jor se daba diye…..jisse jalebi achanak uchhal kar palat gayi.
Jalebi—aauuchhhh…..rajjjj…ye kya badatmizi hai beta…..?
Raj—kuch nahi kaki….bas check kar raha tha ki kahi ye rabar ke to nahi hain…vo kya hai ki bahut jyada phoole phoole dikh rahe the.
Jalebi (thodi jor se)—rajjjj….mere baare me aisi ghatiya baat sochna bhi mat kabhi….samajh gaye tum
Raj—dekho kaki….mujhe ghuma fira ke baat karna nahi aata isliye direct kahta hu…..mujhe tumhari gaand abhi ke abhi nangi dekhna hai…..aur tumhe nangi kar ke chodna hai….ab jaldi faisla karo ki apni gaand dikhati ho ya nahi…?
Jalebi (gusse me)—rajjjj….lagta hai ki tum uss din ka thappad bhul gaye chuke ho…? Tum mere ghar me isliye khade ho kyon ki tumne meri beti ki jaan aur izzat bachayi thi….maine teri jaan bacha kar hisab barabar kar diya hai…warna tere jaise awara kutto ko to main ghar ke aas paas bhi ghumne nahi deti….kitna galat sochti hai meri beti tere baare me, vo to tujhe farishta samajhti hai aur shayad tujhe pasand bhi karne lagi hai….agar meri beti ke sath tune kuch bhi aisi vaisi harkat ki to mujhse bura koi nahi hoga..samajh gaya…? Ab ja yaha se…aur chaay pi kar dafa ho jana sidhe.
Raj (dimag garam)—madarchod kaki….teri maa ko chodu…..galti kar di maine tere ghar aa ke….bahut ghamand hai na tujhe…to phir theek hai…aaj ke baad apni aur apni beti ki bur chodne ke liye mere samne jab tak gidgidayegi nahi tab tak main tum dono ki zindagi me kadam bhi nahi rakhunga….ab thakuro se apni beti ki bur chudne se khud hi bacha lena…jo teri beti ki bur ko chod chod kar phadne ke liye use dhoond rahe hain….chalta hu ram…ram
Main phir vaha bina ruke uske ghar se bahar nikal kar apni bike start ki aur chal pada mama ke gaon ki oor…udhar bike start hone ki awaz sun kar shilpa jaldi se apni baisakhi ki madad se bahar aayi…lekin tab tak main ja chuka tha.
Shilpa (pareshan)—maaa….o maaaa….
Jalebi—kya hua beti….?
Shilpa—maaa…..vo..rajj kyo chala gaya…bina mujhse baat kiye….?
Jalebi—mujhe nahi malum….chal tu chaay pi…..tension mat le, main hu na tere sath
Shilpa—maa mujhe sach sach batao ki kya hua hai... ? kahi aap ne raj ko uss din ki tarah phir se….?
Jalebi—chal chhod beti....vaise bhi vo tera dost banne ke kabil nahi hai....tu usse mat baat kiya kar.
Shilpa (ruwansi ho kar)—maa… shayad aap ye bhul gayi hain ki ussi ladke ne tumhari beti ki izzat bachane ke liye na kewal thakur se dushmani mol li balki apne pariwar ki jaan bhi khatre me daal di....aur tum kahti ho maa...ki vo mera dost banne layak nahi hai... ? agar raj meri dosti ke layak nahi hai to phir duniya ka koi ladka meri dosti ke kabil nahi ho sakta maa...nahi ho sakta.
Jalebi—beti..agar usne tumhari madad ki to maine bhi to kal uski jaan thakur se bacha kar hisab barabar kar diya tha..
Shilpa (chilla kar)—to thakur uski jaan ka dushman kisliye bana hai…sirf tumhari issi beti ki vajah se….tum raj se itni nafrat kyo karti ho….?
Jalebi—beti tum bahut bholi ho....tum nahi janti ki raj kitni hi ladkiyo aur aurato ki izzat loot chuka hai...tumhare issi bholepan ka fayda utha kar vo teri bhi izzat lutna chahta hai....aur aaj to usne teri maa ki izzat lootne ki koshish tak kar dali.....kya ye janne ke baad bhi tum raj ko ek achcha ladka samajhogi.... ?
Shilpa—meri izzat to uski hi amanat hai....vo jab chahe loot le...mujhe koi aitaraz nahi hai..maa
Shilpa sisakte huye apne kamre me chali gayi...udhar ghar me mere aaj raat bhi na aane ke karan sabhi chintit the...maa bhi pareshan thi.
Malti—ye raj aaj raat bhi nahi aaya kya... ?
Sapna—nahi didi....uska phone bhi nahi lag raha hai kal se.
Sandhya (mann me)—mil gayi hogi koi jarsi gaiya (cow) chadhne ke liye uss saand ko ..
Vishakha—kal sheetal didi baat to kar rahi thi kisi se….shayad unko pata hoga
Sheetal—mujhe nahi pata vo kaha hai….parso to kisi jyoti ke yaha tha….kal uske paas se chala gaya hai…ab pata nahi koun se gutter me muh maar raha hai…?
Malti—kaisa ladka hai ye….kal shadi hai aur iska kuch pata hi nahi hai
Rashmi—chinta mat karo bua….usko bulane ka mere paas ek jabardast idea hai…
Kinjal—kaisa idea…..?
Rashmi (mobile me kuch type karte huye)—bas dekhti jao…..kaise iss massage ko padhne ke baad raj sir ke bal douda douda ayega...
Bindu—aisa kya bhej diya tune….?
Rashmi—maine massage me likha hai ki sheetal ko bahut tez bukhar hai.....usko hospital le kar jana hai....jaldi aao.
Sheetal—mere naam se to aana bhi hoga to bhi nahi ayega vo.....mera aur uska 36 ka aankda hai.
Rashmi—dekh lena ….vo jarur ayega.
Sheetal—nahi ayega
Rashmi—lagi shirt
Sheetal—main room me ja rahi hu...mujhe need aa rahi hai....ye sab maa ke laad pyar ka natiza hai....aur need meri kharab hoti hai hamesha.
vahi main shilpa ke ghar se gusse me nikal kar sidhe vicky ke hospital chala gaya....vaha dressing karwane ke baad mona ko ek baar phir daba ke uski bur chodne ke baad uski gaand maarne ja hi raha tha ki mere mobile vibration hone laga.... maine dekha to ye rashmi didi ka msg tha….(kal thakurain ki video recording karte samay maine sim nikal di thi, jise hospital aane baad phir chalu kiya tha)....msg padhne ke baad mona ki gaand maarna udhari me chhod kar turant ghar chala gaya.
Mere ghar pahuchte hi bike ki awaz sun kar sab chounk gaye...main bhag kar jaldi se andar gaya....sab mujhe hall me hi baithe dikh gaye...siway sheetal didi ko chhod kar.
Dimple—raj bhaiya..aa gaye..
Malti—aa gaya beta...kaha tha do din se... ?
Raj—vo sab baad me maa….
Main daudte huye rashmi didi ke room me ghus gaya….jaha sheetal didi so rahi thi (lekin mujhe ye pata nahi tha)….maine unke sir me aur gale me hath rakh ke check kiya to thoda thoda garam laga mujhe..
Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ki bukhar ki vajah se behosh ho gayi hain didi…yaha gaon me to sab jhola chhap doctor hain, unhe dikha kar main didi ki tabiyat aur kharab nahi karunga…...mujhe turant hospital le jana hoga didi ko.
Didi ko behosh samajh kar maine unhe apni god me utha liya aur tezi se bahar ki oor bhaga….mujhe apni god me sheetal didi ko aise uthaye dekh kar sab hairan rah gaye.
Malti (shocked)—rajj…beta..! ye kaha le ja raha hai sheetal ko….?
Raj (tension me)—maa…mujhe abhi hospital le jana hoga didi ko….dekho didi bukhar se behosh ho gayi hain.
Rashmi (mann me)—aaj main samajh gayi raj ki sadhna ko tum kitna toot kar pyar karte ho…? Sadhna ki chahat tumhare dilo dimag par kis kadar aaj bhi havi hai…?
Meri baat sun kar sab andar hi andar mushkura uthe….dinesh mama ko jor se hasi aa gayi….ye dekh kar meri jhaante sulag gayi ki yaha meri bahan bukhar se behosh padi hai aur iss madarchod ko hasi aa rahi hai..
Raj (gusse me mama ki gaand me laat marte huye jor se)—mamaaa…madarchoddd….yaha meri bahan behosh padi hai, aur tu khi..khi kar ke daant nikal raha hai…..teri maa ko choduu…..chal jaldi se gadii start karr madarchoddd…
Mama ki gaand me itni jor ki laat padi thi ki vo kursi sahit muh ke bal jamin par palat gaye….sab ke chehro se hasi achanak gayab ho gayi aur sab fati ke aalam me aa gaye….maa ne jaldi se dinesh mama ko uthaya…unke naak aur muh se khoon bahne laga tha.
Malti (jor se)—rajjjjjjj…..chaatttaaakkkk…..chattttaaakkkk….
Main maa ke thappad ki parwah kiye bina hi bahar jane laga didi ko aise hi god me uthaye….Tab tak halla gulla hone ki awaz sun kar sheetal didi ki bhi need toot gayi…
Sheetal (cheekh kar)—rajjjj…bachaooo…bhukamp..bhukamp.
Raj (khush ho kar)—aap ko hosh aa gaya didi…! Aap chinta mat karo. Main le kar jaunga aap ko hospital…
Raj ki awaz sunte hi sheetal ki ankhe khul gayi…..khud ko raj ki god me dekh kar vo shocked ho gayi…sheetal gusse me kuch kahne hi ja rahi thi ki raj ki ankho me use kuch aisa nazar aaya ki vo uski ankho me khoti chali gayi…raj use god me uthaye ghar se bahar nikal aaya aur sheetal ek tak bina palak jhapkaye uski ankho me hi dekhti rahi
Malti (chillate huye)—rajj—ruk ja…sheetal ko kuch nahi hua haii…vo rashmi ne tujhe bulane ke liye mazak me msg bheja tha.
Maa ki baat sunte hi main chounk kar ruk gaya….pahle maa ki taraf dekha aur phir sheetal didi ko dekha jo abhi tak mujhe hi niharne me khoyi huyi thi….….jab ki dinesh mama bhag kar gadi start karne laga bechara phir se mere kopbhaajan ka shikar nahi hona chahta tha…..maa ne sheetal didi ko pakad ke niche khada karwaya…lekin vo ab bhi kahi khoyi huyi thi.
Raj (shocked)—kyaaa mazaakkkk…..?
Rashmi (darte huye)—actually rajj….vo tum do din se ghar nahi aaye the jisse sab log chinta me the…isliye maine sheetal ka naam le kar tumhe msg bhej diya thaa….
Raj (nam ankhe)—didi…phir kabhi mazak me bhi aisa mazak mat karna….aap ke liye to sirf ek mazak tha ye, kintu aap ke iss mazak ne to meri jaan hi nikal di thi…..sorry mama
Main phir bina ruke apne room me aa gaya aur darwaja band kar ke bed par let gaya….sab mujhe awaz dete rahe lekin maine kisi ki oor dhyan nahi diya.
Dinesh—aaahhh…..didi, kya kha kar iss saand ko paida kiya tha tumne…..? hamesha isko main hi bali ka bakra nazar aata hu.
Rashmi—dekha sheetal maine kaha tha na ki raj tere naam se jarur ayega….ab dekh liya khud hi.
Lekin sheetal ne koi jawab nahi diya aur sidhe dinesh mama ke kamre me ghus gayi…jaha main bed par ulta leta hua tha… vo aa kar mere paas khadi ho gayi…aur kuch tak dekhne ke baad mujhe palatne ke liye jaise hi unhone apna hath meri pith par rakha to dard ki vajah se meri karaah nikal gayi….jisse sheetal didi chounk gayi….unhone jaldi se darwaja andar se lock kar ke mere paas aa gayi…..tab tak main bhi uth kar baith gaya tha.
Raj—didi aap yaha…koi kaam tha kya….?
Sheetal—shirt utar…
Raj—kyaaaa….?
Sheetal (thoda jor se)—tujhe ek bar me samajh me nahi aata…..chal jaldi se apni shirt utar….
Raj—par aap ko meri shirt ka kya karna hai….? Aap ko pahanna hai agar to main abhi market se la deta hu.
Sheetal—shirt utarega ya nahi……?
Raj—lagta hai ki aaj kal aap james bond ki kahaniya kuch jyada hi padhne lagi ho….jab dekho tab jaanch padtal….dekho didi main pahle hi aap ke chakkar me maa ka thappad kha chuka hu..ab nahi khana mujhe….main ja raha hu…
Sheetal—chupchap baith ja…
Raj—dekho didi aap meri biwi nahi ho jo itna hukum chalati rahti ho mujh par…main gaon vapis ja raha hu
Sheetal (sisakte huye)—theek hai raj…..jab tumhare upar mera koi adhikar hi nahi hai to ab se kuch nahi kahungi tumhe.. main hoti bhi koun hu tumhe kuch kahne wali….? Ja jaha teri marzi ho..
Main darwaje ki kundi kholne hi wala tha ki unke sisakne ki awaz sun kar jaise mere hath hi kaamp uthe…main turant palat kar unke paas pahuch gaya aur unke samne sir jhuka kar baith gaya.
Raj—I’m sorry..
Sheetal (sisakte huye)—to phir shirt utar apni..
Raj—ajib musibat hai….ye lo meri shirt…ab khush
Sheetal—chal piche ghum ja
Main samajh gaya ki shayad didi ko meri chot ka andaza ho gaya hai….Tabhi mere mobile me jyoti ka call aane laga to maine jaldi se shirt pahan kar aangan me aa gaya…didi, jyoti ka call dekh ke andar hi andar gusse se tilmila uthi… main jyoti se baat karne laga….
Jyoti se baat karne ke dauran hi mere kano me siti jaisi awaz sunayi padi to mere kaan hi khade ho gaye….maine call cut kar ke charo taraf dekhne laga ki koi idhar dekh to nahi raha hai.
Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ki koi apni bur khol ke moot rahi hai….chal ke dekhu to sahi ki ye siti kiski baj rahi hai…shayad bur ke bhi darshan ho jaye…
Main dabe paon khali mobile kaan me lagaye siti ki disha me badhne laga….jisse agar koi dekh bhi le to vo yahi samjhega ki mera dhyan phone par hai..
Aangan me bane bathroom ke paas pahuch kar maine darwaje ke nichle hisse se andar jhankne laga...kyon ki nichla hissa, jamin se thoda upar tha....andar kewal do gore gore nange chutad hi dikhayi de rahe the...kyon ki vo apna muh dusri taraf kar ke mootne baithi huyi thi...
Raj (mann me)—haaye..kya mast gori gaand hai.....lekin ye nange gaand wali hai koun…?
Main abhi dhang se uski gaand bhi nahi dekh paya tha ki vo moot kar pani se apni bur dhone lagi aur phir khadi ho gayi… uske khadi hote hi main uski bur dekhne ke liye darwaje me koi hole talash karne laga magar tabhi usne darwaja khol diya aur uski bur dekhne ka mera armaan loude se mil gaya
Lekin ye kya….ye to meri sandhya didi nikli…..darwaja khulte hu jaise hi usne mujhe dekha to shocked ho gayi….vo samajh gayi ki main usko peshab karte huye jhaank raha tha.
Sandhya (chillate huye)—tummmm….yaha kya kar rahe ho…?
Raj—hihihihihi……tu ye siti bajana kab chhodegi meri pyari didi….aaj phir tune mujhe dekh kar siti bajayi.
Sandhya—tujhe jara bhi sharam nahi aati apni badi bahan se aisi gandi baate karte huye….?
Raj—main to thahra saand…..saand ko kaahe ki sharam…..chal aaj jaldi se mujhe apni siti dikha
Sandhya—ruk main abhi teri harkate sab ko batati hu.
Mujhe laga ki ye sach me hi kahi na bata de…..vaise bhi aaj ka din mera subah se hi kharab ho gaya tha….usko pakad ke maine bathroom ke andar khich liya aur jaldi se darwaja band kar diya.
Sandhya—chal chhod mujhe…nahi to main chilla ke sab ko bula lungi.
Raj—chillaogi to meri koi jhaant nahi ukhad lega…..aaspaas ke 25-30 gaon ke log jante hain ki main kitna bada chodakkad hu…..badnami tumhari hi hogi…soch lo
Sandhya—akhir tu chahta kya hai….? Kyo mere piche pada hua hai.... ? main to teri bahan hu na…!
Raj—tu meri bahan hai to kya bahan ki dono jangho ke beech me bur nahi hoti….? Kya bahan ke paas gaand nahi hoti…? Kya bahan ke paas chuchi nahi hoti…? Bata…tere paas teeno hain ki nahi….?
Sandhya—mujhe nahi malum…..jane de mujhe..pls raj
Raj—pahle bata aur apni siti dikha....tabhi jane dunga.....vaise bhi tune vada kiya tha apni dikhane ka...
Sandhya—haan, hain teeno cheez hain mere paas...ab to bata diya na...jane de na ab
Raj—main aise kaise maan lu ki tere paas hain…..mujhe check karna padega pahle teri teeno cheez…akhir tum meri didi ho….mujhe apna farz to nibhana padega na.
Sandhya—pls mere bhai mat kar aisa mere sath….ye paap hai…jo tu mere sath karna chahta hai.
Raj—chal bata tu siti kyo bajati rahti ho hamesha bathroom me…?
Sandhya—raj main koi siti viti nahi baja rahi thi…..vo awaz to har ladki ke paas se aati hai jab vo peshab karti hai to… dekh maine ab bata diya…ab chhod
Raj—mujhe teri siti dekhni hai….bina dekhe to nahi chhodne wala aaj….
Sandhya—pls raj…koi aa jayega
Raj—tabhi to kahta hu ki jaldi se dikha de......khair chal main khud hi dekh leta hu aaj teri siti ko..theek hai na didi
Sandhya (mann me)—ye aise nahi manega......main ab kuch nahi bolungi, dekhta hai to bhale hi dekh le apni didi ki bur
Maine sandhya didi ko koi jawab na dete dekh samajh gaya ki unhone mere aage khud ko slender kar diya hai....bas maine turant unki salwar ka nada pakad ke khich diya...vo sarsarate huye niche gir gaya....maine unke pair utha ke salwar pairo se alag kar diya...aur agle hi jhatke me didi ki panty bhi pakad ke utar di.
Sandhya didi ab mere samne kamar ke niche se poori nangi khadi thi....sharam se unhone apni ankhe band kar li…sandhya ke dil me ek naya ehsaas janam le raha tha iss samay ki uski bur ko uska apna hi bhai dekh raha hai...ye ehsaas uske dil me gudgudi paida kar raha tha. ...aaj pahli bar koi mard uski bur ko nangi dekhne ja raha tha aur vo bhi uska apna bhai..na chahte huye bhi sandhya ki bur apne aap hi ye soch soch kar geeli hone lagi thi.
Maine sandhya didi ki bur ke samne latak rahe unke kurte ko pakad kar upar utha liya aur phir jaise hi samne dekha to dekhta hi rah gaya....ankho ke samne meri sandhya didi ki khoob bhari huyi mast maansal gori chikni janghe aapas me chipki huyi thi...aur dono gori jaangho ke beech me unki jhaant wali bur kayamat dha rahi thi.
Sandhya didi bhi apna kurta upar hote hi samajh gayi ki main unki nangi ho chuki bur ko uska apna hi bhai dekh raha hai iss soch se unki saanse tezi se upar niche hone lagi thi....maine ek hath dhire se bur par rakh ke use sahla diya ...didi ke jism me sansani phail gayi....main aise hi dhire dhire didi ki bur me hath pherne laga.
Hath pherne me hi meri unliyo me chichipapan lagne laga jisse main samajh gaya ki didi chudasi ho rahi hain...maine aaj raat ko didi ki bur chodne ka soch liya tabhi....uske liye unko poori tarah se apne control me karna jaruri tha jisse vo raat me asani se apni bur mujhe chodne ko de de.
Maine apna muh unki bur par bhida diya aur jeebh nikal ke bur ki darar me pherne laga....didi ka poora jism kaamp gaya ek atyant sukhad anandmayi ehsaas ki anbhuti unhe hone lagi.
Raj—didi thodi der apna kurta pakad ke rakho na..pls
Sandhya didi ne bina kuch bole kurta pakad ke usko apni kamar se upar kiye rahi...maine apno hath unke kurte ke andar daal ke bra ko upar khiska diya aur unki nangi chuchiyo ko pakad ke dabane laga..sath me bur me jeebh bhi chalata ja raha tha.
Didi is double hamle se tadap uthi....ab unhe mera kuch bhi karna bahut achcha lag raha tha....vo khud hi apni bur mere muh se chipka rahi thi....ye sukhad anubhav unhe pahli bar mil raha tha....didi ko apni bur chatwane aur chuchi dabwane me bahut mazaa raha tha.
Sandhya (dhire se)—aaahhhh....raj...mere bhai....ye tune kya kar diya....aaahhh....aise hi.....thoda aur jor se dabao apni didi ki chuchi ko...aise hi...achcha lag raha hai....aaahhh...aur piyo meri bur....khoob piyo raj meri bur ko...aaaaahhhhhh
Main sandhya didi ki dono chuchiyo ko jor jor se dabate huye unki bur ko chusta raha...ye unka pahli baar tha isliye vo jyada der tak bardast nahi kar payi aur jor se kaampte huye mere muh me jhadne lagi...apni bahan ki bur ka amrit pine ke baad main khada hua aur unke hoth chusne laga...didi ne koi virodh nahi kiya...akhir phir maine unhe azad kar diya... main nahi chahta tha ki koi hame yaha pakad le ye sab karte huye.
Sandhya (sharmate huye)—raj,...ab ja na yaha se...
Raj (doodh dabate huye)—pahle batao ki raat me aaogi na mere paas...
Sandhya—aaahhhh....ab kisliye...ab to sab kuch dekh liya hai mera tune..
Raj (kaan me)—mujhe apni sandhya didi ko poori nangi kar ke bur ko chodna hai.....bolo didi aaogi na raat me apne bhai se apni bur chudwane.... ?
Sandhya (mushkura kar)—chal bhag yaha se ab..
Raj—nahi pahle batao....
Sandhya—raj..ye paap hai….agar kisi ne dekh liya to...
Raj—kya apko mujh par bharosa nahi hai.... ?
Sandhya (kaan me)—kaha aana hai mujhe.... ?
Raj—mere room me….mama gandu ko laat maar ke khet me bhaga dunga main shaam ko hi…
Sandhya (sharma kar)—theek hai….aa jaungi…tu ab ja na yaha se..pls
Raj—ek bar aur apni bur dikha do abhi
Sandhya (kurta upar kar ke)—hmmm…le dekh le.....ab ja jaldi
Main didi ke hotho par kiss kar ke apni bike ke paas aa gaya aur start karne laga ki andar se sab daud kar aa gaye…asal me aaj meri chodu gang azad hone wali hai to unke paas hi ja raha tha.
Malti—rajj…kaha ja raha hai beta...abhi to aaya hai aur phir chal diya…..?
Raj—vo maa…mere kuch dost bahut din baad mujhse milne aa rahe hain to unke hi paas ja raha hu
Kinjal—ye jhuth bol raha hai badi maa
Raj (kaan me)—didi,, mujhe lagta hai ki aap ki bur ko mere lund ki jaurat hai ab
Kinjal (mann me)—iss saand ka koi bharosa nahi hai….kahi sote huye me hi na mujhe pel de kisi din….mujhe isse bach ke rahna padega…..vaise bhi bahut din se mujhe pelne ke piche pada hua hai kamina.
Rashmi (mann me)—iske dost bhi pakka iske hi jaise chudakkad hi honge.
Raj—tum chinta mat karna maa, main jaldi aa jaunga….(mann me)—chal beta jaldi nikal le yaha se isse pahle ki vo james bond aa jaye.
Main fatafat vaha se khisak liya sheetal didi ke bahar aane se pahle hi…..jyoti ke ghar pahuchte hi vo ration pani le kar mere upar bhadak gayi ki main raat bhar kaha gayab tha….usko jhuthi kahani bata kar thanda kiya….mouka dekh kar ek do baar chhamiya ke doodh masal diye….
Jyoti—chalo pahle commissioner sir se tumhe milna hai…uske baad hum jail chalenge tumhare dosto ko lene.
Raj—ok…no problem
Main jyoti ke sath commissioner office nikal gaya…lekin vaha pahuchte hi sidhi mulaqat vikrant thakur se ho gayi jo ki pahle se hi yaha aaya hua tha….mujhe dekhte hi uska dimag ghumne laga.
Raj (mann me)—ye thakur madarchod yaha kyo apni maa chudwane aaya hai…? Iski maa ko chodu..kahi ye mere khilaf apni bahan ke balatkar ki report likhane to nahi aa gaya….?
Vikrant (paas aa kar gusse me )—bahuttt… mahgi padegi tujhe ye dushmani..
Raj—Sunn Be Lawde…….Sasti To Hum Raand Bhi Nahi Chodte…..
Abhi Wakif Nahi Ho, Had-E-Haramipan Se Mere
Jis Din Jaan Jaoge, Uss Din Se Gaand Ke Chhed Mein Dhakkan Lagwa Loge.
Vahi dusri taraf aaj jab thakurain ki need khuli to……….
Main thakuraine ke room se bahar nikal kar darwaje ko tikaya aur sidhe chhat par pahuch ke jaldi se pipe ke sahare niche utar gaya…maine dhyan se dekha to iss samay vaha koi nahi tha isliye jaldi se bhag kar neem ke ped par chadh gaya aur phir boundry ke paar kood kar apni bike ke paas pahuch gaya.
Raj (mann me)—maine jalebi se uske ghar aane ka vada kiya tha….shilpa ko bhi dekh lunga….abhi bhi mere paas viyagra ki do tablet hain….kyon na ye goli khila kar dono maa beti ki ek sath gaand maar lu….?
Ab aage……
Bike start kar ke main sidhe shilpa ke ghar pahuch gaya…darwaja uski mummy jalebi ne hi khola….shilpa mujhe dekh kar bahut khush huyi.
Shilpa—ab kaisi tabiyat hai raj…..?
Raj—bilkul fit tumhare samne hu.
Jalebi—raat se tumhara intazar kar rahi hai….bahut pareshan thi jab se suna ki tumhe chot lagi hai….jab se tum apne mama ke yaha gaye ho, tab se college bhi nahi gayi.
Shilpa (udas)—jarur ye uss harami thakur ka hi kaam hoga….ye sab meri vajah se ho raha hai ….na tum mujhe uss din nilesh se bachaate aur na hi thakur tumhare khoon ka pyasa banta..
Raj (baho me le kar)—tum ye sab mat socha karo….vo thakur madarchod…uski maa ko chodu…..meri jhaant ukhad lega..? tum apni study par dhyan do.
Mere muh se gali sun kar dono maa beti sharma gayi….maine jalebi ke samne hi shilpa ke dono gaal chum liye…ye dekh dono sakpaka kar rah gayi.
Jalebi—main chaay bana kar lati hu.
Jalebi palat ke kitchen ki taraf chal di….uske hilte chutad dekh kar mera mann uski gaand ko nangi dekhne ke liye lalayit ho utha….maine shilpa se ghar me phone karne ka bahana kar ke sidhe kitchen me aa kar jalebi ke piche khada ho gaya aur sari ke upar se hi uski gaand ko dekhne laga.
Maine dhire se hath badha ke shilpa ki mummy ki gaand ke dono tarbuj pakad kar jor se daba diye…..jisse jalebi achanak uchhal kar palat gayi.
Jalebi—aauuchhhh…..rajjjj…ye kya badatmizi hai beta…..?
Raj—kuch nahi kaki….bas check kar raha tha ki kahi ye rabar ke to nahi hain…vo kya hai ki bahut jyada phoole phoole dikh rahe the.
Jalebi (thodi jor se)—rajjjj….mere baare me aisi ghatiya baat sochna bhi mat kabhi….samajh gaye tum
Raj—dekho kaki….mujhe ghuma fira ke baat karna nahi aata isliye direct kahta hu…..mujhe tumhari gaand abhi ke abhi nangi dekhna hai…..aur tumhe nangi kar ke chodna hai….ab jaldi faisla karo ki apni gaand dikhati ho ya nahi…?
Jalebi (gusse me)—rajjjj….lagta hai ki tum uss din ka thappad bhul gaye chuke ho…? Tum mere ghar me isliye khade ho kyon ki tumne meri beti ki jaan aur izzat bachayi thi….maine teri jaan bacha kar hisab barabar kar diya hai…warna tere jaise awara kutto ko to main ghar ke aas paas bhi ghumne nahi deti….kitna galat sochti hai meri beti tere baare me, vo to tujhe farishta samajhti hai aur shayad tujhe pasand bhi karne lagi hai….agar meri beti ke sath tune kuch bhi aisi vaisi harkat ki to mujhse bura koi nahi hoga..samajh gaya…? Ab ja yaha se…aur chaay pi kar dafa ho jana sidhe.
Raj (dimag garam)—madarchod kaki….teri maa ko chodu…..galti kar di maine tere ghar aa ke….bahut ghamand hai na tujhe…to phir theek hai…aaj ke baad apni aur apni beti ki bur chodne ke liye mere samne jab tak gidgidayegi nahi tab tak main tum dono ki zindagi me kadam bhi nahi rakhunga….ab thakuro se apni beti ki bur chudne se khud hi bacha lena…jo teri beti ki bur ko chod chod kar phadne ke liye use dhoond rahe hain….chalta hu ram…ram
Main phir vaha bina ruke uske ghar se bahar nikal kar apni bike start ki aur chal pada mama ke gaon ki oor…udhar bike start hone ki awaz sun kar shilpa jaldi se apni baisakhi ki madad se bahar aayi…lekin tab tak main ja chuka tha.
Shilpa (pareshan)—maaa….o maaaa….
Jalebi—kya hua beti….?
Shilpa—maaa…..vo..rajj kyo chala gaya…bina mujhse baat kiye….?
Jalebi—mujhe nahi malum….chal tu chaay pi…..tension mat le, main hu na tere sath
Shilpa—maa mujhe sach sach batao ki kya hua hai... ? kahi aap ne raj ko uss din ki tarah phir se….?
Jalebi—chal chhod beti....vaise bhi vo tera dost banne ke kabil nahi hai....tu usse mat baat kiya kar.
Shilpa (ruwansi ho kar)—maa… shayad aap ye bhul gayi hain ki ussi ladke ne tumhari beti ki izzat bachane ke liye na kewal thakur se dushmani mol li balki apne pariwar ki jaan bhi khatre me daal di....aur tum kahti ho maa...ki vo mera dost banne layak nahi hai... ? agar raj meri dosti ke layak nahi hai to phir duniya ka koi ladka meri dosti ke kabil nahi ho sakta maa...nahi ho sakta.
Jalebi—beti..agar usne tumhari madad ki to maine bhi to kal uski jaan thakur se bacha kar hisab barabar kar diya tha..
Shilpa (chilla kar)—to thakur uski jaan ka dushman kisliye bana hai…sirf tumhari issi beti ki vajah se….tum raj se itni nafrat kyo karti ho….?
Jalebi—beti tum bahut bholi ho....tum nahi janti ki raj kitni hi ladkiyo aur aurato ki izzat loot chuka hai...tumhare issi bholepan ka fayda utha kar vo teri bhi izzat lutna chahta hai....aur aaj to usne teri maa ki izzat lootne ki koshish tak kar dali.....kya ye janne ke baad bhi tum raj ko ek achcha ladka samajhogi.... ?
Shilpa—meri izzat to uski hi amanat hai....vo jab chahe loot le...mujhe koi aitaraz nahi hai..maa
Shilpa sisakte huye apne kamre me chali gayi...udhar ghar me mere aaj raat bhi na aane ke karan sabhi chintit the...maa bhi pareshan thi.
Malti—ye raj aaj raat bhi nahi aaya kya... ?
Sapna—nahi didi....uska phone bhi nahi lag raha hai kal se.
Sandhya (mann me)—mil gayi hogi koi jarsi gaiya (cow) chadhne ke liye uss saand ko ..
Vishakha—kal sheetal didi baat to kar rahi thi kisi se….shayad unko pata hoga
Sheetal—mujhe nahi pata vo kaha hai….parso to kisi jyoti ke yaha tha….kal uske paas se chala gaya hai…ab pata nahi koun se gutter me muh maar raha hai…?
Malti—kaisa ladka hai ye….kal shadi hai aur iska kuch pata hi nahi hai
Rashmi—chinta mat karo bua….usko bulane ka mere paas ek jabardast idea hai…
Kinjal—kaisa idea…..?
Rashmi (mobile me kuch type karte huye)—bas dekhti jao…..kaise iss massage ko padhne ke baad raj sir ke bal douda douda ayega...
Bindu—aisa kya bhej diya tune….?
Rashmi—maine massage me likha hai ki sheetal ko bahut tez bukhar hai.....usko hospital le kar jana hai....jaldi aao.
Sheetal—mere naam se to aana bhi hoga to bhi nahi ayega vo.....mera aur uska 36 ka aankda hai.
Rashmi—dekh lena ….vo jarur ayega.
Sheetal—nahi ayega
Rashmi—lagi shirt
Sheetal—main room me ja rahi hu...mujhe need aa rahi hai....ye sab maa ke laad pyar ka natiza hai....aur need meri kharab hoti hai hamesha.
vahi main shilpa ke ghar se gusse me nikal kar sidhe vicky ke hospital chala gaya....vaha dressing karwane ke baad mona ko ek baar phir daba ke uski bur chodne ke baad uski gaand maarne ja hi raha tha ki mere mobile vibration hone laga.... maine dekha to ye rashmi didi ka msg tha….(kal thakurain ki video recording karte samay maine sim nikal di thi, jise hospital aane baad phir chalu kiya tha)....msg padhne ke baad mona ki gaand maarna udhari me chhod kar turant ghar chala gaya.
Mere ghar pahuchte hi bike ki awaz sun kar sab chounk gaye...main bhag kar jaldi se andar gaya....sab mujhe hall me hi baithe dikh gaye...siway sheetal didi ko chhod kar.
Dimple—raj bhaiya..aa gaye..
Malti—aa gaya beta...kaha tha do din se... ?
Raj—vo sab baad me maa….
Main daudte huye rashmi didi ke room me ghus gaya….jaha sheetal didi so rahi thi (lekin mujhe ye pata nahi tha)….maine unke sir me aur gale me hath rakh ke check kiya to thoda thoda garam laga mujhe..
Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ki bukhar ki vajah se behosh ho gayi hain didi…yaha gaon me to sab jhola chhap doctor hain, unhe dikha kar main didi ki tabiyat aur kharab nahi karunga…...mujhe turant hospital le jana hoga didi ko.
Didi ko behosh samajh kar maine unhe apni god me utha liya aur tezi se bahar ki oor bhaga….mujhe apni god me sheetal didi ko aise uthaye dekh kar sab hairan rah gaye.
Malti (shocked)—rajj…beta..! ye kaha le ja raha hai sheetal ko….?
Raj (tension me)—maa…mujhe abhi hospital le jana hoga didi ko….dekho didi bukhar se behosh ho gayi hain.
Rashmi (mann me)—aaj main samajh gayi raj ki sadhna ko tum kitna toot kar pyar karte ho…? Sadhna ki chahat tumhare dilo dimag par kis kadar aaj bhi havi hai…?
Meri baat sun kar sab andar hi andar mushkura uthe….dinesh mama ko jor se hasi aa gayi….ye dekh kar meri jhaante sulag gayi ki yaha meri bahan bukhar se behosh padi hai aur iss madarchod ko hasi aa rahi hai..
Raj (gusse me mama ki gaand me laat marte huye jor se)—mamaaa…madarchoddd….yaha meri bahan behosh padi hai, aur tu khi..khi kar ke daant nikal raha hai…..teri maa ko choduu…..chal jaldi se gadii start karr madarchoddd…
Mama ki gaand me itni jor ki laat padi thi ki vo kursi sahit muh ke bal jamin par palat gaye….sab ke chehro se hasi achanak gayab ho gayi aur sab fati ke aalam me aa gaye….maa ne jaldi se dinesh mama ko uthaya…unke naak aur muh se khoon bahne laga tha.
Malti (jor se)—rajjjjjjj…..chaatttaaakkkk…..chattttaaakkkk….
Main maa ke thappad ki parwah kiye bina hi bahar jane laga didi ko aise hi god me uthaye….Tab tak halla gulla hone ki awaz sun kar sheetal didi ki bhi need toot gayi…
Sheetal (cheekh kar)—rajjjj…bachaooo…bhukamp..bhukamp.
Raj (khush ho kar)—aap ko hosh aa gaya didi…! Aap chinta mat karo. Main le kar jaunga aap ko hospital…
Raj ki awaz sunte hi sheetal ki ankhe khul gayi…..khud ko raj ki god me dekh kar vo shocked ho gayi…sheetal gusse me kuch kahne hi ja rahi thi ki raj ki ankho me use kuch aisa nazar aaya ki vo uski ankho me khoti chali gayi…raj use god me uthaye ghar se bahar nikal aaya aur sheetal ek tak bina palak jhapkaye uski ankho me hi dekhti rahi
Malti (chillate huye)—rajj—ruk ja…sheetal ko kuch nahi hua haii…vo rashmi ne tujhe bulane ke liye mazak me msg bheja tha.
Maa ki baat sunte hi main chounk kar ruk gaya….pahle maa ki taraf dekha aur phir sheetal didi ko dekha jo abhi tak mujhe hi niharne me khoyi huyi thi….….jab ki dinesh mama bhag kar gadi start karne laga bechara phir se mere kopbhaajan ka shikar nahi hona chahta tha…..maa ne sheetal didi ko pakad ke niche khada karwaya…lekin vo ab bhi kahi khoyi huyi thi.
Raj (shocked)—kyaaa mazaakkkk…..?
Rashmi (darte huye)—actually rajj….vo tum do din se ghar nahi aaye the jisse sab log chinta me the…isliye maine sheetal ka naam le kar tumhe msg bhej diya thaa….
Raj (nam ankhe)—didi…phir kabhi mazak me bhi aisa mazak mat karna….aap ke liye to sirf ek mazak tha ye, kintu aap ke iss mazak ne to meri jaan hi nikal di thi…..sorry mama
Main phir bina ruke apne room me aa gaya aur darwaja band kar ke bed par let gaya….sab mujhe awaz dete rahe lekin maine kisi ki oor dhyan nahi diya.
Dinesh—aaahhh…..didi, kya kha kar iss saand ko paida kiya tha tumne…..? hamesha isko main hi bali ka bakra nazar aata hu.
Rashmi—dekha sheetal maine kaha tha na ki raj tere naam se jarur ayega….ab dekh liya khud hi.
Lekin sheetal ne koi jawab nahi diya aur sidhe dinesh mama ke kamre me ghus gayi…jaha main bed par ulta leta hua tha… vo aa kar mere paas khadi ho gayi…aur kuch tak dekhne ke baad mujhe palatne ke liye jaise hi unhone apna hath meri pith par rakha to dard ki vajah se meri karaah nikal gayi….jisse sheetal didi chounk gayi….unhone jaldi se darwaja andar se lock kar ke mere paas aa gayi…..tab tak main bhi uth kar baith gaya tha.
Raj—didi aap yaha…koi kaam tha kya….?
Sheetal—shirt utar…
Raj—kyaaaa….?
Sheetal (thoda jor se)—tujhe ek bar me samajh me nahi aata…..chal jaldi se apni shirt utar….
Raj—par aap ko meri shirt ka kya karna hai….? Aap ko pahanna hai agar to main abhi market se la deta hu.
Sheetal—shirt utarega ya nahi……?
Raj—lagta hai ki aaj kal aap james bond ki kahaniya kuch jyada hi padhne lagi ho….jab dekho tab jaanch padtal….dekho didi main pahle hi aap ke chakkar me maa ka thappad kha chuka hu..ab nahi khana mujhe….main ja raha hu…
Sheetal—chupchap baith ja…
Raj—dekho didi aap meri biwi nahi ho jo itna hukum chalati rahti ho mujh par…main gaon vapis ja raha hu
Sheetal (sisakte huye)—theek hai raj…..jab tumhare upar mera koi adhikar hi nahi hai to ab se kuch nahi kahungi tumhe.. main hoti bhi koun hu tumhe kuch kahne wali….? Ja jaha teri marzi ho..
Main darwaje ki kundi kholne hi wala tha ki unke sisakne ki awaz sun kar jaise mere hath hi kaamp uthe…main turant palat kar unke paas pahuch gaya aur unke samne sir jhuka kar baith gaya.
Raj—I’m sorry..
Sheetal (sisakte huye)—to phir shirt utar apni..
Raj—ajib musibat hai….ye lo meri shirt…ab khush
Sheetal—chal piche ghum ja
Main samajh gaya ki shayad didi ko meri chot ka andaza ho gaya hai….Tabhi mere mobile me jyoti ka call aane laga to maine jaldi se shirt pahan kar aangan me aa gaya…didi, jyoti ka call dekh ke andar hi andar gusse se tilmila uthi… main jyoti se baat karne laga….
Jyoti se baat karne ke dauran hi mere kano me siti jaisi awaz sunayi padi to mere kaan hi khade ho gaye….maine call cut kar ke charo taraf dekhne laga ki koi idhar dekh to nahi raha hai.
Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ki koi apni bur khol ke moot rahi hai….chal ke dekhu to sahi ki ye siti kiski baj rahi hai…shayad bur ke bhi darshan ho jaye…
Main dabe paon khali mobile kaan me lagaye siti ki disha me badhne laga….jisse agar koi dekh bhi le to vo yahi samjhega ki mera dhyan phone par hai..
Aangan me bane bathroom ke paas pahuch kar maine darwaje ke nichle hisse se andar jhankne laga...kyon ki nichla hissa, jamin se thoda upar tha....andar kewal do gore gore nange chutad hi dikhayi de rahe the...kyon ki vo apna muh dusri taraf kar ke mootne baithi huyi thi...
Raj (mann me)—haaye..kya mast gori gaand hai.....lekin ye nange gaand wali hai koun…?
Main abhi dhang se uski gaand bhi nahi dekh paya tha ki vo moot kar pani se apni bur dhone lagi aur phir khadi ho gayi… uske khadi hote hi main uski bur dekhne ke liye darwaje me koi hole talash karne laga magar tabhi usne darwaja khol diya aur uski bur dekhne ka mera armaan loude se mil gaya
Lekin ye kya….ye to meri sandhya didi nikli…..darwaja khulte hu jaise hi usne mujhe dekha to shocked ho gayi….vo samajh gayi ki main usko peshab karte huye jhaank raha tha.
Sandhya (chillate huye)—tummmm….yaha kya kar rahe ho…?
Raj—hihihihihi……tu ye siti bajana kab chhodegi meri pyari didi….aaj phir tune mujhe dekh kar siti bajayi.
Sandhya—tujhe jara bhi sharam nahi aati apni badi bahan se aisi gandi baate karte huye….?
Raj—main to thahra saand…..saand ko kaahe ki sharam…..chal aaj jaldi se mujhe apni siti dikha
Sandhya—ruk main abhi teri harkate sab ko batati hu.
Mujhe laga ki ye sach me hi kahi na bata de…..vaise bhi aaj ka din mera subah se hi kharab ho gaya tha….usko pakad ke maine bathroom ke andar khich liya aur jaldi se darwaja band kar diya.
Sandhya—chal chhod mujhe…nahi to main chilla ke sab ko bula lungi.
Raj—chillaogi to meri koi jhaant nahi ukhad lega…..aaspaas ke 25-30 gaon ke log jante hain ki main kitna bada chodakkad hu…..badnami tumhari hi hogi…soch lo
Sandhya—akhir tu chahta kya hai….? Kyo mere piche pada hua hai.... ? main to teri bahan hu na…!
Raj—tu meri bahan hai to kya bahan ki dono jangho ke beech me bur nahi hoti….? Kya bahan ke paas gaand nahi hoti…? Kya bahan ke paas chuchi nahi hoti…? Bata…tere paas teeno hain ki nahi….?
Sandhya—mujhe nahi malum…..jane de mujhe..pls raj
Raj—pahle bata aur apni siti dikha....tabhi jane dunga.....vaise bhi tune vada kiya tha apni dikhane ka...
Sandhya—haan, hain teeno cheez hain mere paas...ab to bata diya na...jane de na ab
Raj—main aise kaise maan lu ki tere paas hain…..mujhe check karna padega pahle teri teeno cheez…akhir tum meri didi ho….mujhe apna farz to nibhana padega na.
Sandhya—pls mere bhai mat kar aisa mere sath….ye paap hai…jo tu mere sath karna chahta hai.
Raj—chal bata tu siti kyo bajati rahti ho hamesha bathroom me…?
Sandhya—raj main koi siti viti nahi baja rahi thi…..vo awaz to har ladki ke paas se aati hai jab vo peshab karti hai to… dekh maine ab bata diya…ab chhod
Raj—mujhe teri siti dekhni hai….bina dekhe to nahi chhodne wala aaj….
Sandhya—pls raj…koi aa jayega
Raj—tabhi to kahta hu ki jaldi se dikha de......khair chal main khud hi dekh leta hu aaj teri siti ko..theek hai na didi
Sandhya (mann me)—ye aise nahi manega......main ab kuch nahi bolungi, dekhta hai to bhale hi dekh le apni didi ki bur
Maine sandhya didi ko koi jawab na dete dekh samajh gaya ki unhone mere aage khud ko slender kar diya hai....bas maine turant unki salwar ka nada pakad ke khich diya...vo sarsarate huye niche gir gaya....maine unke pair utha ke salwar pairo se alag kar diya...aur agle hi jhatke me didi ki panty bhi pakad ke utar di.
Sandhya didi ab mere samne kamar ke niche se poori nangi khadi thi....sharam se unhone apni ankhe band kar li…sandhya ke dil me ek naya ehsaas janam le raha tha iss samay ki uski bur ko uska apna hi bhai dekh raha hai...ye ehsaas uske dil me gudgudi paida kar raha tha. ...aaj pahli bar koi mard uski bur ko nangi dekhne ja raha tha aur vo bhi uska apna bhai..na chahte huye bhi sandhya ki bur apne aap hi ye soch soch kar geeli hone lagi thi.
Maine sandhya didi ki bur ke samne latak rahe unke kurte ko pakad kar upar utha liya aur phir jaise hi samne dekha to dekhta hi rah gaya....ankho ke samne meri sandhya didi ki khoob bhari huyi mast maansal gori chikni janghe aapas me chipki huyi thi...aur dono gori jaangho ke beech me unki jhaant wali bur kayamat dha rahi thi.
Sandhya didi bhi apna kurta upar hote hi samajh gayi ki main unki nangi ho chuki bur ko uska apna hi bhai dekh raha hai iss soch se unki saanse tezi se upar niche hone lagi thi....maine ek hath dhire se bur par rakh ke use sahla diya ...didi ke jism me sansani phail gayi....main aise hi dhire dhire didi ki bur me hath pherne laga.
Hath pherne me hi meri unliyo me chichipapan lagne laga jisse main samajh gaya ki didi chudasi ho rahi hain...maine aaj raat ko didi ki bur chodne ka soch liya tabhi....uske liye unko poori tarah se apne control me karna jaruri tha jisse vo raat me asani se apni bur mujhe chodne ko de de.
Maine apna muh unki bur par bhida diya aur jeebh nikal ke bur ki darar me pherne laga....didi ka poora jism kaamp gaya ek atyant sukhad anandmayi ehsaas ki anbhuti unhe hone lagi.
Raj—didi thodi der apna kurta pakad ke rakho na..pls
Sandhya didi ne bina kuch bole kurta pakad ke usko apni kamar se upar kiye rahi...maine apno hath unke kurte ke andar daal ke bra ko upar khiska diya aur unki nangi chuchiyo ko pakad ke dabane laga..sath me bur me jeebh bhi chalata ja raha tha.
Didi is double hamle se tadap uthi....ab unhe mera kuch bhi karna bahut achcha lag raha tha....vo khud hi apni bur mere muh se chipka rahi thi....ye sukhad anubhav unhe pahli bar mil raha tha....didi ko apni bur chatwane aur chuchi dabwane me bahut mazaa raha tha.
Sandhya (dhire se)—aaahhhh....raj...mere bhai....ye tune kya kar diya....aaahhh....aise hi.....thoda aur jor se dabao apni didi ki chuchi ko...aise hi...achcha lag raha hai....aaahhh...aur piyo meri bur....khoob piyo raj meri bur ko...aaaaahhhhhh
Main sandhya didi ki dono chuchiyo ko jor jor se dabate huye unki bur ko chusta raha...ye unka pahli baar tha isliye vo jyada der tak bardast nahi kar payi aur jor se kaampte huye mere muh me jhadne lagi...apni bahan ki bur ka amrit pine ke baad main khada hua aur unke hoth chusne laga...didi ne koi virodh nahi kiya...akhir phir maine unhe azad kar diya... main nahi chahta tha ki koi hame yaha pakad le ye sab karte huye.
Sandhya (sharmate huye)—raj,...ab ja na yaha se...
Raj (doodh dabate huye)—pahle batao ki raat me aaogi na mere paas...
Sandhya—aaahhhh....ab kisliye...ab to sab kuch dekh liya hai mera tune..
Raj (kaan me)—mujhe apni sandhya didi ko poori nangi kar ke bur ko chodna hai.....bolo didi aaogi na raat me apne bhai se apni bur chudwane.... ?
Sandhya (mushkura kar)—chal bhag yaha se ab..
Raj—nahi pahle batao....
Sandhya—raj..ye paap hai….agar kisi ne dekh liya to...
Raj—kya apko mujh par bharosa nahi hai.... ?
Sandhya (kaan me)—kaha aana hai mujhe.... ?
Raj—mere room me….mama gandu ko laat maar ke khet me bhaga dunga main shaam ko hi…
Sandhya (sharma kar)—theek hai….aa jaungi…tu ab ja na yaha se..pls
Raj—ek bar aur apni bur dikha do abhi
Sandhya (kurta upar kar ke)—hmmm…le dekh le.....ab ja jaldi
Main didi ke hotho par kiss kar ke apni bike ke paas aa gaya aur start karne laga ki andar se sab daud kar aa gaye…asal me aaj meri chodu gang azad hone wali hai to unke paas hi ja raha tha.
Malti—rajj…kaha ja raha hai beta...abhi to aaya hai aur phir chal diya…..?
Raj—vo maa…mere kuch dost bahut din baad mujhse milne aa rahe hain to unke hi paas ja raha hu
Kinjal—ye jhuth bol raha hai badi maa
Raj (kaan me)—didi,, mujhe lagta hai ki aap ki bur ko mere lund ki jaurat hai ab
Kinjal (mann me)—iss saand ka koi bharosa nahi hai….kahi sote huye me hi na mujhe pel de kisi din….mujhe isse bach ke rahna padega…..vaise bhi bahut din se mujhe pelne ke piche pada hua hai kamina.
Rashmi (mann me)—iske dost bhi pakka iske hi jaise chudakkad hi honge.
Raj—tum chinta mat karna maa, main jaldi aa jaunga….(mann me)—chal beta jaldi nikal le yaha se isse pahle ki vo james bond aa jaye.
Main fatafat vaha se khisak liya sheetal didi ke bahar aane se pahle hi…..jyoti ke ghar pahuchte hi vo ration pani le kar mere upar bhadak gayi ki main raat bhar kaha gayab tha….usko jhuthi kahani bata kar thanda kiya….mouka dekh kar ek do baar chhamiya ke doodh masal diye….
Jyoti—chalo pahle commissioner sir se tumhe milna hai…uske baad hum jail chalenge tumhare dosto ko lene.
Raj—ok…no problem
Main jyoti ke sath commissioner office nikal gaya…lekin vaha pahuchte hi sidhi mulaqat vikrant thakur se ho gayi jo ki pahle se hi yaha aaya hua tha….mujhe dekhte hi uska dimag ghumne laga.
Raj (mann me)—ye thakur madarchod yaha kyo apni maa chudwane aaya hai…? Iski maa ko chodu..kahi ye mere khilaf apni bahan ke balatkar ki report likhane to nahi aa gaya….?
Vikrant (paas aa kar gusse me )—bahuttt… mahgi padegi tujhe ye dushmani..
Raj—Sunn Be Lawde…….Sasti To Hum Raand Bhi Nahi Chodte…..
Abhi Wakif Nahi Ho, Had-E-Haramipan Se Mere
Jis Din Jaan Jaoge, Uss Din Se Gaand Ke Chhed Mein Dhakkan Lagwa Loge.
Vahi dusri taraf aaj jab thakurain ki need khuli to……….
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Main jyoti ke sath commissioner office nikal gaya…lekin vaha pahuchte hi sidhi mulaqat vikrant thakur se ho gayi jo ki pahle se hi yaha aaya hua tha….mujhe dekhte hi uska dimag ghumne laga.
Raj (mann me)—ye thakur madarchod yaha kyo apni maa chudwane aaya hai…? Iski maa ko chodu..kahi ye mere khilaf apni bahan ke balatkar ki report likhane to nahi aa gaya….?
Vikrant (paas aa kar gusse me )—bahuttt… mahgi padegi tujhe ye dushmani..
Raj—Sunn Be Lawde…….Sasti To Hum Raand Bhi Nahi Chodte…..
Abhi Wakif Nahi Ho, Had-E-Haramipan Se Mere
Jis Din Jaan Jaoge, Uss Din Se Gaand Ke Chhed Mein Dhakkan Lagwa Loge.
Ab aage…..
Vikrant apni be-izzati se tilmila gaya….aur gusse me chair se uth kar mujhe maarne ke liye jaise hi hath uthaya to maine uska hath beech me hi pakad liya.
Vikrant (gusse me)—sale do take ka acp…mujhse jaban ladata hai…teri to…..
Raj (jor se)—Apna ye hath jeb me hi rakh thakur….warna tujhe zindagi bhar gaand dhone wale hath se hi khana khana padega.
Commissioner (jor se)—ACP…Avinashhh…..ye kya behudgi hai…..tumne aate hi phir se lafda karna chalu kar diya… main kahta hu chhodo thakur sahab ka hath…
Maine vikrant ka hath jhatak kar chhod diya….hath free hote hi usne gusse me jaldi se apna rovolver nikal liya aur mujh par fire karta ki usse pahle hi maine ek bar phir uska vo hath pakad ke marod diya jor se aur dusre hath se uski gardan daboch li…jisse vo dard me karahne lag gaya…..ye dekh kar vaha moujud sabhi police karmchari aur vikrant ke admi (jo ki office ke bahar khade the) tezi se meri taraf lapke…khud commissioner aur jyoti bhi…
Raj (jor se)—sab ke sab vahi ruk jao….”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”
Sab shocked…..sab ke sab ankhe phad kar mujhe dekhne lage jaise ki duniya ka koi bahut bada ajooba dekh liya ho…yaha tak ki vikrant aur jyoti ke sath sath khud commissioner bhi…..kuch der tak aise hi dekhne ke baad jab unhe hosh aaya to..
Commissioner (chillate huye)—jyotiiii..samjhaooo apne is sarfire bhai ko….warna mujhe phir se isko suspend karna padega…
Jyoti (chhudate huye)—bhaiyaaa…chhodiye ..pls..
Raj (shocked)—bhaiyaaaa..! (phir mann me)—lagta hai ki ye bhi bahan ban ke hi chudegi saand se….
Commissioner—vikrant sahab main aap se iss sab ke liye kshama chahta hu….pls baith jaiye..
Vikrant (gusse me)—nahi commissioner main abhi ja raha hu….hawali me hi aa kar mujhse mil lena….(meri taraf ghurte huye)—bahut akad hai na tujhme…teen din aur ruk ja….phir teri ye sari akad gaand me ghus jayegi….samajh gaya…chalo re
Main vikrant ki taraf badha hi tha ki jyoti ne mujhe pakad liya aur kuch bhi na bolne ka ishara kiya to main mann maar kar baith gaya jab ki jyoti khadi rahi.
Commissioner (gusse me)—tumhe itni bhi tamiz nahi ki apne adhikari ke samne khade ho kar baat karni chahiye…pata nahi tum acp kaise ban gaye….? tumhari inhi harkato ki vajah se tumhara transfer jaldi jaldi hota rahta hai….
Raj—ye tamiz vamiz ki faltu ki baat chhodiye aur mudde ki baat kijiye…mera dimag vaise bhi abhi khiska hua hai…..
Commissioner—dekh liya tumne miss jyoti, apne bhai ke karname…..ab ye mujhe bhi dhamki de rahe hain…ye lo apna joining letter….kal se join karna hai tumhe, aur mujhe daily tumhare din bhar ke kaam ki report milni chahiye….
Raj—dekho commissioner sahab…mere kaam ki report to maine kabhi apne baap ko bhi nahi pata lagne di….aur aap ke liye bhi meri ye nasihat hai ki mera baap banne ki kabhi koshish bhi mat karna..warna…
Commissioner (taav me)—achchaaa….warna kya kar loge tum….?
Commissioner--mujhe dhamki de rahe ho...Mujh par hath uthate hi teri sari zindagi jail ki chakki pisne me kategi..samjhe tum
Raj—main dhamki nahi deta….balki direct dhamak deta hu.
Jyoti—bhaiyaaa ..pls…be cool down…!
Commissioner—ab jaoo yaha se….
Jyoti—sir bhaiya ki joining kis thane ki hai……
Commissioner—Amilpur city ki.
Jyoti—lekin sir, vo to bahut criminal area hai..
Commissioner—to tumhara bhai koun sa sharif hai….iske liye vahi jagah theek hai……. yaha rahega to sharif logo ka jeena haram kar dega ye.
Raj—theek hai commissioner….chalta hu…..BTW, tumhare ghar me koun koun hai….?
Commissioner (shocked)—main, meri wife aur do betiya……kyo….?
Raj (mushkurate huye)—kuch nahi…apna pasina poch lo….main to bas general knowledge ke liye puch raha tha…vaise ye thakur yaha kisliye aaya tha…?
Commissioner—CM sahab ki beti ka janam din hai kal….uska invitation dene aaye the.
Raj—ohhhhh…..to ye baat hai….bahut gahra yarana lagta hai aap dono me…
Commissioner (mann me)—iss baar ye pahle se bhi jyada khatarnak lag raha hai…. mujhe apni biwi ko dono ladkiyo ke sath uske maayke bhejna padega.. kuch din ke liye……vaise bhi ye avinash bahut sanki admi hai.
Commissioner meri baat se aur bhi pareshan ho gaya aur main jyoti ke sath vaha se nikal kar apni chodu gang se milne ke liye chala gaya.
Vahi dusri taraf Thakurain aaj bahut der tak soti rahi....uske itni der tak na uthne se sabhi pareshan the...kyon ki aam taur par vo subah sabse pahle uth jati thi har dam.... uski marzi ke bina koi uske room me aata jata bhi nahi tha, jisse ki uska kuch haal pata chal sake kisi ko.
Thakur—shanti….indu uthi kya….?
Shanti—ji nahi….didi abhi bhi lagta hai ki so rahi hain.
Thakur—hmmmm
Thakur ne bhi kayi bar usko bahar se awaz lagayi lekin thakurain ne koi pratyuttar nahi diya….halani unme se agar koi bhi darwaja ko dhakka deta to vah asani se khul jata kyon ki vo andar se band nahi tha….akhir me sab vapis haal me aa kar baith gaye.
Thodi der baad thakur ka security officer uske paas bhagte huye aaya….uske chehre par ghabrahat saaf taur par jhalak rahi thi.
Thakur—kya baat hai…itna ghabraye huye kyo lag rahe ho…?
S.O.—Sir vo…..baat hi kuch aisi hai ki….
Thakur—saf saf bolo jo bhi kahna chahte ho….agar chhutti lene ke liye aaye ho to abhi bhul jao…..kal meri beti Neelam ka birthday hai….isliye leave cancle.
S.O.—main leave ke liye nahi aaya sir….lekin…
Thakur—to phir…advance lena hoga…hai na…?
S.O.—sir….do minute ke liye aap mere sath aaiye…dekh kar aap bhi chounk jayenge…
Thakur—aisi kya khas baat hai…chalo..dekhte hain.
Security officer usko sever room me le gaya aur kuch dikhane laga, jise dekhte hi thakur bhi chounk kar pareshan ho gaya kyon ki vo server me raat ki recording dikhane laya tha…jisme main haweli me charo taraf lage camere me andar ghuste huye dikhayi de raha tha….kaise main chhat me gaya….phir thakurain ke room me ghusa….room ke andar camera nahi hai isliye vaha kya hua ye nahi dikh sakta…..lekin phir thakurain ke room se subah lagbhag saat aath ghante baad nikalne ka scene dikhayi dene laga.
Ye sab dekh kar thakur ke chahre par hawaiya udne lagi….vo kisi ashanka se ghabra kar turant thakurain ke kamre ki taraf bhaga…aur jaise hi jor se dhakka diya to darwaja khul gaya jiski vajah se thakur dhadam se andar ja gira niche.
Uske piche baki sab bhi aa gaye vaha….thakur jaldi se khada hua aur thakurain ke paas pahuch gaya jo ki abhi bhi gahri need me thi…..thakur usko awaz laga kar uthane ki koshish karne laga….jaise hi usne uske mathe par hath rakha to pata chala ki use bahut tez bukhar hai.
Thakur (ghabrate huye)—paniii…jaldi se pani do
Chetna ne pani ke kuch chheente thakurain ke chehre par maare jisse uski need khul gayi….ankhe khulte hi jab usne aise sab ko apne paas baithe dekha to vah bhi chounk gayi.
Thakur—thank god…tumhe hosh to aaya indu.
Thakurain—aaaaa…bhaiyaa aap…sab ..yaha mere room me…?
Thakur—tum leti raho…tumhe tez fever hai….shanti, jaldi se doctor ko call kar ke bolo yaha aane ke liye… aur tere hoth itne suje huye kyo hain…? Tere dono gaal pa bhi lal nishan hain jaise ki kisi ne kata ho…
Thakurain (sharam se)—bhaiyaa..main theek hu..(phir apne gaal aur hoth check karne lagi)
Thakurain jaise hi uthne ko huyi to usko ehsaas hua ki vo chadar ke andar bilkul nangi hai….apne poori nangi hone ka ehsaas hote hi vo chupchap chadar ko dono hatho se pakad kar let gayi jisse ki kisi ko bhi uske nangi hone ka pata na chale.
Thakurain—bhaiyaa….pls..aap sab bahar jaiye…mujhe fresh hona hai.
Thakur—theek hai…tum jaldi fresh ho jao…main baad me aata hu.
Sab ke jate hi thakurain jaldi se bed par se niche utar ke darwaja band karne ke liye aage bhagne ko huyi ki ek tez dard ki lahar uske jism me doudne lagi aur vo dhadam se bistar par gir gayi……badi mushkil se usne apni cheekh ko bahar nikalne se roka.
Phir himmat kar ke niche utri aur apne ghutno ke bal kutiya ki position me chalte huye darwaje tak pahuch kar deewar ke sahare kisi tarah se khadi huyi aur andar se darwaja lock karne ke baad vais ussi pose me chal kar bistar me aa kar let gayi.
Bistar me girte hi uski ankho ke samne raat ki sab kahani kisi cinema hall ki movie ki tarah chalne lagi….sab kuch yaad aate hi thakurain ke poore jism me sansani daud gayi…aur phir vo rone lagi.
Thakurain (apne aap se)—aaaaa….sale harami ne mujhe kisi ko muh dikhane layak nahi chhoda…..kamina mere poore chhed apne saand jaise lund se raat bhar mujhe chodne ke baad phad phud ke mujhe aise hi nangi chhod kar chala gaya….hey bhagwan ab main kya karu kisi ko kuch bata bhi to nahi sakti .
Thakurain (mann me)—bhaiya aap ke naam se bhale hi sab darte hain lekin phir bhi apki bahan chud gayi….ek saand raat bhar apki ladli bahan ko poori nangi kar ke apne lambe mote lund se chod chod kar phad ke chala gaya…main chud gayi bhaiya……ek saand ne apki bahan ko chod dala….lanat hai aap ke iss khauf par.
Kafi der tak vo roti rahi aur phir shant ho kar ankhe band kar ke raat ki sari ghatnao ko ek bar phir se yaad karne lagi…aur phir jab ankhe kholi to thakurain ke chehre par ek mushkurahat thi.
Aise hi mushkurate huye vo bistar se niche utri…uske jism ka har ek ang kisi fode ki tarah dukh raha tha, lekin thakurain phir bhi dard me karahte aur mushkurate huye apne dono pair phaila kar langdate huye chal kar bathroom me ghus gayi.
Bathroom me lage mirror ke samne khadi ho kar vo apne nagn jism ko dekhne lagi…. jaha jagah jagah par lal nishan bane huye the….hoth aur chuchiya kal raat mere kaatne ki vajah se unme sujan aa gayi thi…..
Hoth, gaal aur chuchiyo ki halat dekhne ke baad usne apna dhyan apni bur ki oor dekhne me lagaya….jo ki phool kar pani puri se kachodi ke jaise phool chuki thi….use apni bur ki dono phaanke bhi kafi door door phaili huyi dikhi aur usko bur ko chodne wala chhed bhi kafi chouda dikhayi diya.
Usne palat ke phir apni gol matol gaand ko dekha jo ki raat bhar ki pelayi se poori lal ho chuki thi…usne ek hath piche aur dusra hath jaise hi apni bur par phera to asim dard hone laga…...thakurain ke chehre par iss dard ke bavjud bhi mushkan tair gayi….
Usko raat ki vo sari baate yaad aane lagi jo mere aur uske beech huyi thi…..unn baato ko yaad karte hi thakurain ka chehra sharam aur laaz se jhuk gaya…..ye aaj uski 32 saal ki umra me pahli baar tha jab uske chehre par sharama aur laaz ki lali chha rahi thi.
Thakurain (sharmate huye)—ye mujhe kya h gaya tha raat me….? Main itna ganda ganda kaise bol rahi thi…itni besharm main kaise ban gayi thi uske sath…? Kya main ussi ke liye ab tak kuwari thi….? Kitni buri halat bana di kamine ne meri ek hi raat me…agar mujhe need nahi aayi hoti to pakka vo ab tak mujhe pel pel kar hi maar dalta…..poora ka poora saand hai….
Thakurain (mann me)—itne hathiyar band logo ka charo taraf pahra hone ke baad bhi haweli me ghus gaya aur mere room me bhi aa gaya….aur raat bhar meri izzat lootne aur meri jawani ka ras nichodne ke baad kitni asani se bach kar yaha se nikal bhi gaya …..uss din bhi usne kaise mere sabhi admiyo ko chutkiyo me hi masal kar rakh diya tha ….jo bhi ho lekin asli mard hai vo…..hey raam, usne to raat bhar apna pani mere andar hi giraya hai….ab to mera pregnant hona confirm hai….ab kya karu main…? Kya i-pill kha lu…?
Thakurain ankhe band kar ke soch me doob gayi….aur phir mann hi mann kuch faisla kar ke mushkurate huye sharmane lagi….usne shower on kar ke kisi tarah nahaya….aaj usko nahane me bhi anand mil raha tha dard hone ke baad bhi…
Bathroom me pade aath dus gande bedsheet uski pahli chudayi ki dastan apne aap kah rahe the….usne unme se do bedsheet ko alag kiya, jisme ki khoon laga hua tha uski apni bur aur gaand ki seal tootne se…baki bedsheet usne pani me bhigo di.
Fresh ho kar vo bahar aayi aur langdate huye hi almari se kapde nikal kar pahan liye…. aaj usne sari pahni thi…phir ek pain killer tablet kha kar apna make up kiya….phir unn dono bedsheet ko la kar unhe kiss karne ke baad almari me chhupa di aur ja kar door khol kar bed me let gayi.
Udhar thakurain ke room se bahar aane ke baad thakur security officer ke upar bhadak utha tab tak vikrant bhi pahuch gaya vaha.
Thakur—koun koun tha night duty me…unn sab ko abhi ke abhi yaha bulao
S.O.—ok sir
Vikrant—kya baat hai bhaiya….?
Thakur (gusse me)—vo madarchod avinash inn logo ki ankho me dhool jhonk kar andar ghus aaya aur poori raat hamari bahan ke room me rahne ke baad chupchap yaha se subah nikal bhi gaya…
Vikrant (shocked)—whattttt….? Par abhi abhi to vo commissioner office me mujhe mila tha acp jyoti ke sath.
Thakur—vo sala bahut bada harami hai….kab, kya karta hai uss sale ka kuch pata hi nahi chalta.
Vikrant (gusse me)—kya usne indu ke saath kuch ….?
Thakur (gusse me)—indu abhi badi mushkil se mere uthane par uthi hai…..aisa lagta hai ki usko raat me behosh kiya gaya tha ….usko bahut tez fever bhi hai…..kuch na kuch to uss harami ne jarur kiya hai hamari indu ke sath…
Vikrant (gusse me)—do din pahle bhi usne indu ka rape karne ki koshish ki thi….
Thakur (gusse me)—ye tune theek nahi kiya… acp avinash rathod….theek nahi kiya…. iski bahut badi kimat chukani padegi tujhe ab……vikranttt..jao…aur avinash ke ghar ki, uske sab rishtedaro ki yaha taj ki uske jaan pahchan ki bhi, jo bhi ladki ya aurat mile unhe ghar se bahar ghasit ghasit kar nangi karo sab ke samne…
Vikrant (gusse me)—main to kab se yahi karne ko bol raha tha magar aap mujhe rok dete the….ab aap dekho iss vikrant ka qahar kaise tootega uske upar…
Thakur (gusse me)—vikranttt….tum ye bahut achchi tarah se jante ho ki hum apni bahan indu ko kitna laad pyar karte hain….use maine apni bahan se kahi jyada apni beti samjha hai….kal meri beti ka janam din hai….kal mujhe uski izzat chahiye jo uss harami ke dil ke sabse karib ho……mujhe izzat ke badle izzat chahiye….aur ye kaam kal tak ho jana chahiye jitne bhi admi chahiye le jao…..baki sab main sambhal lunga…..bas mujhe uske khandan ki har ladki nangi halat me chahiye..
Vikrant—aisa hi hoga bhaiya
Tabhi vaha security officer apne sath night duty wale sabhi guards ko le aata hai….unn sab ke chehre par darr aur khauf saaf jhalak raha tha…..vo sab abhi kuch samajh pate ya apni safayi me kuch bolte, usse pahle hi thakur ne apni revolver ki goli se unn sab ka kaam tamaam kar diya…uske baad usne security officer ko bhi goli maar di.
Vikrant (gusse me)—avinashhhh…..bahut akad hai na tere me…ab dekh main kya kya karta hu tere sath….khoon ke anshu rulaunga tujhe ab….
Vikrant gusse se aag babula ho kar apne sabhi admiyo ko call kar ke bahar jane laga ki tabhi........
Main jyoti ke sath commissioner office nikal gaya…lekin vaha pahuchte hi sidhi mulaqat vikrant thakur se ho gayi jo ki pahle se hi yaha aaya hua tha….mujhe dekhte hi uska dimag ghumne laga.
Raj (mann me)—ye thakur madarchod yaha kyo apni maa chudwane aaya hai…? Iski maa ko chodu..kahi ye mere khilaf apni bahan ke balatkar ki report likhane to nahi aa gaya….?
Vikrant (paas aa kar gusse me )—bahuttt… mahgi padegi tujhe ye dushmani..
Raj—Sunn Be Lawde…….Sasti To Hum Raand Bhi Nahi Chodte…..
Abhi Wakif Nahi Ho, Had-E-Haramipan Se Mere
Jis Din Jaan Jaoge, Uss Din Se Gaand Ke Chhed Mein Dhakkan Lagwa Loge.
Ab aage…..
Vikrant apni be-izzati se tilmila gaya….aur gusse me chair se uth kar mujhe maarne ke liye jaise hi hath uthaya to maine uska hath beech me hi pakad liya.
Vikrant (gusse me)—sale do take ka acp…mujhse jaban ladata hai…teri to…..
Raj (jor se)—Apna ye hath jeb me hi rakh thakur….warna tujhe zindagi bhar gaand dhone wale hath se hi khana khana padega.
Commissioner (jor se)—ACP…Avinashhh…..ye kya behudgi hai…..tumne aate hi phir se lafda karna chalu kar diya… main kahta hu chhodo thakur sahab ka hath…
Maine vikrant ka hath jhatak kar chhod diya….hath free hote hi usne gusse me jaldi se apna rovolver nikal liya aur mujh par fire karta ki usse pahle hi maine ek bar phir uska vo hath pakad ke marod diya jor se aur dusre hath se uski gardan daboch li…jisse vo dard me karahne lag gaya…..ye dekh kar vaha moujud sabhi police karmchari aur vikrant ke admi (jo ki office ke bahar khade the) tezi se meri taraf lapke…khud commissioner aur jyoti bhi…
Raj (jor se)—sab ke sab vahi ruk jao….”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”
Sab shocked…..sab ke sab ankhe phad kar mujhe dekhne lage jaise ki duniya ka koi bahut bada ajooba dekh liya ho…yaha tak ki vikrant aur jyoti ke sath sath khud commissioner bhi…..kuch der tak aise hi dekhne ke baad jab unhe hosh aaya to..
Commissioner (chillate huye)—jyotiiii..samjhaooo apne is sarfire bhai ko….warna mujhe phir se isko suspend karna padega…
Jyoti (chhudate huye)—bhaiyaaa…chhodiye ..pls..
Raj (shocked)—bhaiyaaaa..! (phir mann me)—lagta hai ki ye bhi bahan ban ke hi chudegi saand se….
Commissioner—vikrant sahab main aap se iss sab ke liye kshama chahta hu….pls baith jaiye..
Vikrant (gusse me)—nahi commissioner main abhi ja raha hu….hawali me hi aa kar mujhse mil lena….(meri taraf ghurte huye)—bahut akad hai na tujhme…teen din aur ruk ja….phir teri ye sari akad gaand me ghus jayegi….samajh gaya…chalo re
Main vikrant ki taraf badha hi tha ki jyoti ne mujhe pakad liya aur kuch bhi na bolne ka ishara kiya to main mann maar kar baith gaya jab ki jyoti khadi rahi.
Commissioner (gusse me)—tumhe itni bhi tamiz nahi ki apne adhikari ke samne khade ho kar baat karni chahiye…pata nahi tum acp kaise ban gaye….? tumhari inhi harkato ki vajah se tumhara transfer jaldi jaldi hota rahta hai….
Raj—ye tamiz vamiz ki faltu ki baat chhodiye aur mudde ki baat kijiye…mera dimag vaise bhi abhi khiska hua hai…..
Commissioner—dekh liya tumne miss jyoti, apne bhai ke karname…..ab ye mujhe bhi dhamki de rahe hain…ye lo apna joining letter….kal se join karna hai tumhe, aur mujhe daily tumhare din bhar ke kaam ki report milni chahiye….
Raj—dekho commissioner sahab…mere kaam ki report to maine kabhi apne baap ko bhi nahi pata lagne di….aur aap ke liye bhi meri ye nasihat hai ki mera baap banne ki kabhi koshish bhi mat karna..warna…
Commissioner (taav me)—achchaaa….warna kya kar loge tum….?
Commissioner--mujhe dhamki de rahe ho...Mujh par hath uthate hi teri sari zindagi jail ki chakki pisne me kategi..samjhe tum
Raj—main dhamki nahi deta….balki direct dhamak deta hu.
Jyoti—bhaiyaaa ..pls…be cool down…!
Commissioner—ab jaoo yaha se….
Jyoti—sir bhaiya ki joining kis thane ki hai……
Commissioner—Amilpur city ki.
Jyoti—lekin sir, vo to bahut criminal area hai..
Commissioner—to tumhara bhai koun sa sharif hai….iske liye vahi jagah theek hai……. yaha rahega to sharif logo ka jeena haram kar dega ye.
Raj—theek hai commissioner….chalta hu…..BTW, tumhare ghar me koun koun hai….?
Commissioner (shocked)—main, meri wife aur do betiya……kyo….?
Raj (mushkurate huye)—kuch nahi…apna pasina poch lo….main to bas general knowledge ke liye puch raha tha…vaise ye thakur yaha kisliye aaya tha…?
Commissioner—CM sahab ki beti ka janam din hai kal….uska invitation dene aaye the.
Raj—ohhhhh…..to ye baat hai….bahut gahra yarana lagta hai aap dono me…
Commissioner (mann me)—iss baar ye pahle se bhi jyada khatarnak lag raha hai…. mujhe apni biwi ko dono ladkiyo ke sath uske maayke bhejna padega.. kuch din ke liye……vaise bhi ye avinash bahut sanki admi hai.
Commissioner meri baat se aur bhi pareshan ho gaya aur main jyoti ke sath vaha se nikal kar apni chodu gang se milne ke liye chala gaya.
Vahi dusri taraf Thakurain aaj bahut der tak soti rahi....uske itni der tak na uthne se sabhi pareshan the...kyon ki aam taur par vo subah sabse pahle uth jati thi har dam.... uski marzi ke bina koi uske room me aata jata bhi nahi tha, jisse ki uska kuch haal pata chal sake kisi ko.
Thakur—shanti….indu uthi kya….?
Shanti—ji nahi….didi abhi bhi lagta hai ki so rahi hain.
Thakur—hmmmm
Thakur ne bhi kayi bar usko bahar se awaz lagayi lekin thakurain ne koi pratyuttar nahi diya….halani unme se agar koi bhi darwaja ko dhakka deta to vah asani se khul jata kyon ki vo andar se band nahi tha….akhir me sab vapis haal me aa kar baith gaye.
Thodi der baad thakur ka security officer uske paas bhagte huye aaya….uske chehre par ghabrahat saaf taur par jhalak rahi thi.
Thakur—kya baat hai…itna ghabraye huye kyo lag rahe ho…?
S.O.—Sir vo…..baat hi kuch aisi hai ki….
Thakur—saf saf bolo jo bhi kahna chahte ho….agar chhutti lene ke liye aaye ho to abhi bhul jao…..kal meri beti Neelam ka birthday hai….isliye leave cancle.
S.O.—main leave ke liye nahi aaya sir….lekin…
Thakur—to phir…advance lena hoga…hai na…?
S.O.—sir….do minute ke liye aap mere sath aaiye…dekh kar aap bhi chounk jayenge…
Thakur—aisi kya khas baat hai…chalo..dekhte hain.
Security officer usko sever room me le gaya aur kuch dikhane laga, jise dekhte hi thakur bhi chounk kar pareshan ho gaya kyon ki vo server me raat ki recording dikhane laya tha…jisme main haweli me charo taraf lage camere me andar ghuste huye dikhayi de raha tha….kaise main chhat me gaya….phir thakurain ke room me ghusa….room ke andar camera nahi hai isliye vaha kya hua ye nahi dikh sakta…..lekin phir thakurain ke room se subah lagbhag saat aath ghante baad nikalne ka scene dikhayi dene laga.
Ye sab dekh kar thakur ke chahre par hawaiya udne lagi….vo kisi ashanka se ghabra kar turant thakurain ke kamre ki taraf bhaga…aur jaise hi jor se dhakka diya to darwaja khul gaya jiski vajah se thakur dhadam se andar ja gira niche.
Uske piche baki sab bhi aa gaye vaha….thakur jaldi se khada hua aur thakurain ke paas pahuch gaya jo ki abhi bhi gahri need me thi…..thakur usko awaz laga kar uthane ki koshish karne laga….jaise hi usne uske mathe par hath rakha to pata chala ki use bahut tez bukhar hai.
Thakur (ghabrate huye)—paniii…jaldi se pani do
Chetna ne pani ke kuch chheente thakurain ke chehre par maare jisse uski need khul gayi….ankhe khulte hi jab usne aise sab ko apne paas baithe dekha to vah bhi chounk gayi.
Thakur—thank god…tumhe hosh to aaya indu.
Thakurain—aaaaa…bhaiyaa aap…sab ..yaha mere room me…?
Thakur—tum leti raho…tumhe tez fever hai….shanti, jaldi se doctor ko call kar ke bolo yaha aane ke liye… aur tere hoth itne suje huye kyo hain…? Tere dono gaal pa bhi lal nishan hain jaise ki kisi ne kata ho…
Thakurain (sharam se)—bhaiyaa..main theek hu..(phir apne gaal aur hoth check karne lagi)
Thakurain jaise hi uthne ko huyi to usko ehsaas hua ki vo chadar ke andar bilkul nangi hai….apne poori nangi hone ka ehsaas hote hi vo chupchap chadar ko dono hatho se pakad kar let gayi jisse ki kisi ko bhi uske nangi hone ka pata na chale.
Thakurain—bhaiyaa….pls..aap sab bahar jaiye…mujhe fresh hona hai.
Thakur—theek hai…tum jaldi fresh ho jao…main baad me aata hu.
Sab ke jate hi thakurain jaldi se bed par se niche utar ke darwaja band karne ke liye aage bhagne ko huyi ki ek tez dard ki lahar uske jism me doudne lagi aur vo dhadam se bistar par gir gayi……badi mushkil se usne apni cheekh ko bahar nikalne se roka.
Phir himmat kar ke niche utri aur apne ghutno ke bal kutiya ki position me chalte huye darwaje tak pahuch kar deewar ke sahare kisi tarah se khadi huyi aur andar se darwaja lock karne ke baad vais ussi pose me chal kar bistar me aa kar let gayi.
Bistar me girte hi uski ankho ke samne raat ki sab kahani kisi cinema hall ki movie ki tarah chalne lagi….sab kuch yaad aate hi thakurain ke poore jism me sansani daud gayi…aur phir vo rone lagi.
Thakurain (apne aap se)—aaaaa….sale harami ne mujhe kisi ko muh dikhane layak nahi chhoda…..kamina mere poore chhed apne saand jaise lund se raat bhar mujhe chodne ke baad phad phud ke mujhe aise hi nangi chhod kar chala gaya….hey bhagwan ab main kya karu kisi ko kuch bata bhi to nahi sakti .
Thakurain (mann me)—bhaiya aap ke naam se bhale hi sab darte hain lekin phir bhi apki bahan chud gayi….ek saand raat bhar apki ladli bahan ko poori nangi kar ke apne lambe mote lund se chod chod kar phad ke chala gaya…main chud gayi bhaiya……ek saand ne apki bahan ko chod dala….lanat hai aap ke iss khauf par.
Kafi der tak vo roti rahi aur phir shant ho kar ankhe band kar ke raat ki sari ghatnao ko ek bar phir se yaad karne lagi…aur phir jab ankhe kholi to thakurain ke chehre par ek mushkurahat thi.
Aise hi mushkurate huye vo bistar se niche utri…uske jism ka har ek ang kisi fode ki tarah dukh raha tha, lekin thakurain phir bhi dard me karahte aur mushkurate huye apne dono pair phaila kar langdate huye chal kar bathroom me ghus gayi.
Bathroom me lage mirror ke samne khadi ho kar vo apne nagn jism ko dekhne lagi…. jaha jagah jagah par lal nishan bane huye the….hoth aur chuchiya kal raat mere kaatne ki vajah se unme sujan aa gayi thi…..
Hoth, gaal aur chuchiyo ki halat dekhne ke baad usne apna dhyan apni bur ki oor dekhne me lagaya….jo ki phool kar pani puri se kachodi ke jaise phool chuki thi….use apni bur ki dono phaanke bhi kafi door door phaili huyi dikhi aur usko bur ko chodne wala chhed bhi kafi chouda dikhayi diya.
Usne palat ke phir apni gol matol gaand ko dekha jo ki raat bhar ki pelayi se poori lal ho chuki thi…usne ek hath piche aur dusra hath jaise hi apni bur par phera to asim dard hone laga…...thakurain ke chehre par iss dard ke bavjud bhi mushkan tair gayi….
Usko raat ki vo sari baate yaad aane lagi jo mere aur uske beech huyi thi…..unn baato ko yaad karte hi thakurain ka chehra sharam aur laaz se jhuk gaya…..ye aaj uski 32 saal ki umra me pahli baar tha jab uske chehre par sharama aur laaz ki lali chha rahi thi.
Thakurain (sharmate huye)—ye mujhe kya h gaya tha raat me….? Main itna ganda ganda kaise bol rahi thi…itni besharm main kaise ban gayi thi uske sath…? Kya main ussi ke liye ab tak kuwari thi….? Kitni buri halat bana di kamine ne meri ek hi raat me…agar mujhe need nahi aayi hoti to pakka vo ab tak mujhe pel pel kar hi maar dalta…..poora ka poora saand hai….
Thakurain (mann me)—itne hathiyar band logo ka charo taraf pahra hone ke baad bhi haweli me ghus gaya aur mere room me bhi aa gaya….aur raat bhar meri izzat lootne aur meri jawani ka ras nichodne ke baad kitni asani se bach kar yaha se nikal bhi gaya …..uss din bhi usne kaise mere sabhi admiyo ko chutkiyo me hi masal kar rakh diya tha ….jo bhi ho lekin asli mard hai vo…..hey raam, usne to raat bhar apna pani mere andar hi giraya hai….ab to mera pregnant hona confirm hai….ab kya karu main…? Kya i-pill kha lu…?
Thakurain ankhe band kar ke soch me doob gayi….aur phir mann hi mann kuch faisla kar ke mushkurate huye sharmane lagi….usne shower on kar ke kisi tarah nahaya….aaj usko nahane me bhi anand mil raha tha dard hone ke baad bhi…
Bathroom me pade aath dus gande bedsheet uski pahli chudayi ki dastan apne aap kah rahe the….usne unme se do bedsheet ko alag kiya, jisme ki khoon laga hua tha uski apni bur aur gaand ki seal tootne se…baki bedsheet usne pani me bhigo di.
Fresh ho kar vo bahar aayi aur langdate huye hi almari se kapde nikal kar pahan liye…. aaj usne sari pahni thi…phir ek pain killer tablet kha kar apna make up kiya….phir unn dono bedsheet ko la kar unhe kiss karne ke baad almari me chhupa di aur ja kar door khol kar bed me let gayi.
Udhar thakurain ke room se bahar aane ke baad thakur security officer ke upar bhadak utha tab tak vikrant bhi pahuch gaya vaha.
Thakur—koun koun tha night duty me…unn sab ko abhi ke abhi yaha bulao
S.O.—ok sir
Vikrant—kya baat hai bhaiya….?
Thakur (gusse me)—vo madarchod avinash inn logo ki ankho me dhool jhonk kar andar ghus aaya aur poori raat hamari bahan ke room me rahne ke baad chupchap yaha se subah nikal bhi gaya…
Vikrant (shocked)—whattttt….? Par abhi abhi to vo commissioner office me mujhe mila tha acp jyoti ke sath.
Thakur—vo sala bahut bada harami hai….kab, kya karta hai uss sale ka kuch pata hi nahi chalta.
Vikrant (gusse me)—kya usne indu ke saath kuch ….?
Thakur (gusse me)—indu abhi badi mushkil se mere uthane par uthi hai…..aisa lagta hai ki usko raat me behosh kiya gaya tha ….usko bahut tez fever bhi hai…..kuch na kuch to uss harami ne jarur kiya hai hamari indu ke sath…
Vikrant (gusse me)—do din pahle bhi usne indu ka rape karne ki koshish ki thi….
Thakur (gusse me)—ye tune theek nahi kiya… acp avinash rathod….theek nahi kiya…. iski bahut badi kimat chukani padegi tujhe ab……vikranttt..jao…aur avinash ke ghar ki, uske sab rishtedaro ki yaha taj ki uske jaan pahchan ki bhi, jo bhi ladki ya aurat mile unhe ghar se bahar ghasit ghasit kar nangi karo sab ke samne…
Vikrant (gusse me)—main to kab se yahi karne ko bol raha tha magar aap mujhe rok dete the….ab aap dekho iss vikrant ka qahar kaise tootega uske upar…
Thakur (gusse me)—vikranttt….tum ye bahut achchi tarah se jante ho ki hum apni bahan indu ko kitna laad pyar karte hain….use maine apni bahan se kahi jyada apni beti samjha hai….kal meri beti ka janam din hai….kal mujhe uski izzat chahiye jo uss harami ke dil ke sabse karib ho……mujhe izzat ke badle izzat chahiye….aur ye kaam kal tak ho jana chahiye jitne bhi admi chahiye le jao…..baki sab main sambhal lunga…..bas mujhe uske khandan ki har ladki nangi halat me chahiye..
Vikrant—aisa hi hoga bhaiya
Tabhi vaha security officer apne sath night duty wale sabhi guards ko le aata hai….unn sab ke chehre par darr aur khauf saaf jhalak raha tha…..vo sab abhi kuch samajh pate ya apni safayi me kuch bolte, usse pahle hi thakur ne apni revolver ki goli se unn sab ka kaam tamaam kar diya…uske baad usne security officer ko bhi goli maar di.
Vikrant (gusse me)—avinashhhh…..bahut akad hai na tere me…ab dekh main kya kya karta hu tere sath….khoon ke anshu rulaunga tujhe ab….
Vikrant gusse se aag babula ho kar apne sabhi admiyo ko call kar ke bahar jane laga ki tabhi........
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