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Mai- kaya chachi aapnai bhaga diya naa usse
C cahachi - aare woh etna sharamati kyu hai kahi raat mai bhi sahramana shuru
naa kar dee warana tuh shuka hi soo jaayega
Maa - chup kar pagal kyu ched rahi hai jakar kaam kar abbb bahut kaam hai waise
bhi
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ABB AAGE
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Mai - maa dad kaha hai
Maa - arav ke saath bethe hai bahar
Mai- accha maa jara ek chai pila doo
Maa - jaa bhar jaa bahar beth bhejati hu mai
Mai bahar jaane laga ki janu kuch boli
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Janu- kaya hua hai
Mai - kuch nahi
Janu- toh asse thakke hue kyu chal rahe hoo pair bhi ghis kar chal rahe hoo
Mai- thik hai
Janu- aaree baba kaya hoo gaya etna rudly kyu baat kar rahe hoo
Mai- kuch nahi dad sai baat kar ke milung tum jaao dhekho maa nai chai banayai
hai laao
Woh sochati hui andar chali aur mai jakar mardo ki sabha mai beth gaya gaow mai
aisa hi hota hai shaam ko sab ek jagah beth kar baate karate hai
Arav- kaha tha bee suabh sai kitana sota hai
Mai- arre aisa kuch nahi bus toda saa shir darad hai tuh gaya nahi abhi tak
bhabhi pareshaan hogi
Arav - arre tuh chinata mat kar woh yahi aa rahi mom dada ke saath
Mai- accha thik hai
Arav - thik nahi bee tuh janu ko yaha lee aaya ess wajah sai gusse mai haiwoh
log
Mai- phir kyu aa rahe hai
Arav - woh maine bata diya ki tum dono nai
Mai- chupp chupp
Dada ji- kaaya kiaya hai enn dono nai
Mai- kuch nahi dada ji woh
Dada ji ungali dhikha kar - ekdum chup tum bolo
Arav - woh dada ji
Dada ji - ess sai mat dar mai huu naa
Arav - woh enn dono nai shaadi kar li hai
Sabke muh khul gaye
Ratan singh - yeh kaya bol rahe hoo beta bhau rani toh komal betiya hai
Dada ji - yeh sab kaya hai
Mai- dad
Dad - mujhe kaya dhekh raha bata khudh
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Mai- woh dada ji maine komala aur janu sai saath mai shaadi ki hai
Ratan singh kursi sai gir gaya aur do tin aur log the gaow ke woh bhi cahakara
gaye
Dadaji - ghor anarth hai yeh kaya kiya nalayak tunne aur kaya unn dono ki mat
maari gayi joh ek hi saath shaadi woh bhi tujhsai
Arav budbudata hua - sukar karoo doo kaa pata hai jab pata chelga yeh kitano sai
kar chuka hai yaa karega kahi heart attack naa jaaye
Ratan singh - suraj yeh kaya kah raha hai
Dad - bhai mujhe dur rakhoo mai waise woh gamin ko lekar preshaan huu
Dada ji - mera pota aur beta dono pagal hote jaa rahe hai ek hai joh shaadiyoo
ko asse kar raha hai jaase koi lottery lagi hoo aur dusre koi maut ke muh mai
jaana hai
Dad - pitaji mai woh jamin lekar rahunga
Dadaji nai apni chapaal nikal li - sasur ke naati tum logo ko abb maar ki jaurat
hai agar duabara naam liyaa naa usska toh essi sai maar maar kar laal kar
dunga
Mai- dadaji kyu gussa karate hoo
Dad ji- chup sasur ke naati jaa jakar bhauriya sai kah de ki doo taalh banaye
kal ki puja ke liye aur haa dusri bahurani ko keh de ki kaam waam ko bilkul
haath naa laagaye
Tabhi jaanu mujhe gate par dhhiki maine essra kiya ruk jaa meri maa warana abhi
masoom ko bhul nahi paaya huu tuh ek aur bkheda kahada kar de asal mai humare
yaha bhau koo asse bahar aana mana hai shaadi ke kuch din toh
Mai uth kar bhaga aur usske paas aaya
Mai- andar chaloo
Janu- hua kaya hai
Mai- jaao jakar acchi si shaadi pheno aur ha ghughat kar ke rahana jaase komal
hai
Janu - matalab matalab
Mai- haa baba haa
Woh kushi sai mere gaale lag gayi aur chai kaa satayanash hoo gaya jaane doo abb
pina bhi nahi hai
Janu- aaj mai bhaut kush huu
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Woh mujhe khich kar lee jaane lagi andar
Mai- kaha lee jaa rahi hoo
Par woh bina boole room mai lee gayi
Mai- aabb toh bolo
Janu- meri maang sunni hai esse bhar dijiye naa
Mai- aacha laaoo sindur
Janu- nahi aapko aaj apne khoon sai baharai hai meri maang
Mai- accha aisa kyuu
Janu- aap jaanete hoo naa mai kaali shaktiyoo ke maalikin huu toh agar aap meri
maang apne khoon sai bharenge toh humara bandhan atoot hoo jaayega
Esski baato sai mujhje masoom ki yad aa gayi
Mai- janu aaj ke baaad kabhi bhi asse baat mata karana purane tarike sai
Janu- pata nahi kaise mere muh sai apne aap flow flow mai nikal gaye
Maine apna khanzar nikla aur usski maan bhar dii mere yeh karate hii baadaal
garajane laage ekdum joro ki awwwajj aa rahi kaaaaddaaak kaadaaak karke darwaaja
jor sai khulanai band hoone laga fat fat fat
Mai janu ko lekar khidaki kee paas aaya etni tezz hawaiyee chal rahi maano sab
kuch uda lee jaayengi pedh ettnai tezz hil rahe the maano tut kar gir jaayenge
Achanak barish shuru hoo gayi tabhi bijali kadaki aur janu mujhsai lipat gayi
aur meri aakhe apne aap band hoo gayi aur mujhe dhikha ek manzar joh yakin
karnai layak nahi janu ek mard ke uper bethi hui hai aur aurr aurrr nahi yeh
nahi hooo sakata aakhir janu aisa kaise kar sakati hai maine usse etna payaar
kiya uss enns ab sai dhur rakaha phir bhi yeh phele masoom aur abb yeh