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Mai Sabko Bye Karke Nikala Uss Mandir Ki Aur Mai Abhi Jungle Sai Toda Hi Dhur
Tha Ki Ek Mini Missale Mujhe Apni Car Ki Taraf Aati Dhhki Mai Haath Sai Usse
Right Saide Mai Kar Diya Aur Hawa Mai Usska Rukh Badal Gaya Par Dusri Side Sai
Grounded Bomb Maeri Car Ke Nicche Blast Hua Aur Humari Car Hawa Mai Udd Gayi
Maine Masoom Ko Pakada Aur Car Sai Kud Gaya Maine Khudh Ko Nicche Rakaha Taaki
Masoom Ko Chhot Naa Aaye Hum Karib 20 Meter Dur Girra Road Sai
ABB AAGE
mai- baby tum thik toh hoo naa
masoom mere maathe ko chukar mujhe bachane mai aap ghayal ho gaye hai
mai- arre abhi band ho jaayega tum preshaan mat ho
tabhi kuch adami meri taraf rahe the unnhonai guns niakali aur dana dan huamri
tarf chalane shuru kar di
maine apna haath aage kiya aur shield sai roak diya par woh tut gayi ek blast
sai maine dusara haath aage kiya aur dusri shied bana di
1080
tabhi picche sai woh aaya joh maine toh socha bhi nahi tha
arav - bus band karo
goliya band ho gayi
woh mere pass aa gaya aur mere uper gun laga di
arav - kyu be meri life kaharab kar ke yaha nayi zindagi shuru kar raha hai
mai masoom ko apne sai chipka kar nicche pada tha
mai- yeh tunne kyu kiya mujhe nahi pata par meri lenne waala hu esske baad
arav - waise hi jase meri biwi ki li thi
mai - haraamkhor kuch bhi mat bol samjha teri waali ko baachaya naa hota toh aaj
tuh apna hila raha hota
ussnai mujhe laat marnai ke liye pair uthaya maine ek haatrh sai usska pair
pakada aur fhek diya dhur
par woh palak jahapakate hi mere pass aa gaya
mai samajh gaya essmai mere blood kaa effect aa ghaya
arav - haramkhor bata tunne aisa kyu kiya
abb mai kahada ho gaya
mai masoom sai - baby tum mandir mai rahana mai aata hu
mai usse mandir teliport kar diya
mud kar - haa be kaya bol raha hai saale jis ke saath mai aaj tha woh meri
jindgi hai agar ek kharoch aati naa toh tujhe jaane sai mar deta mai
arav - maar toh kabka diya hai tunne aakir tujhe meri hi shital milli thi yeh
karnai ke liye kaya kami thi meri bhen mai
maine ek tappad jad diya
mai- etana bhi ganda nahi hu mai
arav - mujhe shaadi ke din hi laga ki tum dono ke bich mai kuch hai par tum dono
1081
nai baccha bhi paida kar liya
mai dhirre sai - abbe koi galat family hai tujhe
arav - saale maine test karaya hai apne bete ka par woh mere sai nahi mila par
jab m,aine terer sai check karya tab match ho gaya
abb yeh kaya bakawas hai yr
mai- accha toh aage kaya
arav - uss kutiya ko bad mai marunga par phele ess bacche aur tujhe marunga
usnai esara kiya aur do aadami usske pass ek baccha lekar aaye
mai - tuh sach mai pagal ho gaya hai tujhe abb mai toh kaya bhagawan bhi nahi
samjha sakate hai
arav - abbe maine ek baar bhul jaata agar uska kissi aur sai hota kyuki saali
aurat jaat hi aaj kal essi hai aaj esske saath aaj usske saath
mai - bhaap bosidike aurat jaat kaha sai aa gayi essmai uss bechari nai toh tere
payaar ke liye cia bhi chhod di aur tuh uss jasse ke baare mai yeh sab chhii hai
tujhe par yaar
arav - kaya bakawas hai kaya mai tujhe chutiya dhikata hu haa
mai - toh kaya karana hai tujhe
arav - tera baja baajani aaya hu
mai - chal accha hai meri shaadi mai koi bajane waala aa gaya hai
mai - aacha toh kaya abb enn panatat ko laya hai mujhe naranai haa
arav- haa pata hai ki ennke bus kaa kuch nahi tere saamani par mai ko tujhe maar
sakata hu
mai - oohhmy godd heee haaaaaa ahaha haaaa yeh mujhe marega meri powers sai bana mujh.......................usssnai re "tok tok " move mara yeh electrical tha mai todha saa pucche ho gaya
mai- aare baap re baache nai etna hi shikha hai
tabhi ek nai mujhpar gun taani
maine haath uper kiya aur gayab ho gaya
aur nikal gamin sai uss gun waale ke picche sai aut rk kuhani usske gaale par
maari usski gardan tut gayi usske saath waale nai fire karnai ki khosis ki
par maine magazine plug nikal kar usski maathe mai ghusaa diya
1082
woh baaccha usski ke haath mai tha woh chhut gaya usske haath sai maine usse
pakad liya
arav- aa gaya naa apni aukaat par aaj tum dono baap betoo ko zinda gaad dunga
usske apna haath ghumana shuru kar diya
mai samajh gaya woh kaya karnai jaa raha hai
mai- nahi arav yeh raganimanak hai esse nahi laana yaha bhaut nukasaan ho
jaayega mai toh nahi tera yeh beta mar jaayega
arav - mera nahi tera aur uss kamini kaa hai tuh hi rak
mai - dhekh yaar mai tujhe chhot pahuchana nahi cahata
arav woh chhodani wala tha ki tabhi
picche sai ek seena aati dhikkhi
woh mere picche kahdi ho gayi
arre yeh toh bhediyoo ki sena hai yaha kaya kar rahi hai
mai - tum sab yaha kaya kar rahe ho
manas - apni rani sahiba ka hak lene aaye hai
mai- kaya matalab hak
manas gusse sai - yeh baccha yeh baccha kiska hai
mai - esska hai {arav ki taraf essra kartae hue}
arav - nahi yeh esska hai
manas - yeh kaya behuda si bate kar kr rahe ho aap log beta ek hi kaa ho skata
hai
mai- aabe mai kaya koi bache ka delivery boy hu joh yeh mujhe de raha hai yeh le
apna baccha
mai woh baccha arav ki goad mai de diya
arav - abbe kaha naa yeh mera nahi report dhekhi hai maine
mai - woh galat hai
arav - tujhe kaise pata haa
mai- abbe chutiye maine apni jagah tera blood sample joh jama kara rakha hai raw
mai
arav ki aakhe fat gayi jaise laga usski fat gayi
mai- yeh kaya gaa....ohh sorry asse kaya aakhe faad ke dhekh raha hai
arav - maine etna bada chutiyapa kaise kar diya hai mai shak ke chakkar mai kaha
fas gaya kaya galti kar di maine yeh
1083
mai- saale agar masoom hai mera payaar
agar tunne ek baar esse mera kaha yaar
toh bhul jaaunga ki teri bhen bhi hai mera payaar
manas ek adami sai - yeh sala chakkar kaya ek sai shhadi ho rahi dusri kaa
baacha tha joh abb nahi hai uper sai esski bhen esska payaar
woh adami daant sai maas ka peace kichate hue - aah abb nikala yeh subah sai
nikal raha tha waise kaya bola
manas - tuh bhhag dimg ki bhhagi paav mat kar
adami -soch raha kar chiken bhaaji paaw bana luuhh
mai - aeee shiiiiiiii ekdum chup
arav apne bete sai - maaf karana mere bacche mai yeh kaya karnai jaa raha
woh apne bete kaa shir sahalane laga
mai - abb tera ho gaya hai toh mai jaau woh bechari mera intazzar kar rahi hai
arav apne bete sai - maaf karana mere bacche mai yeh kaya karnai jaa raha
woh apne bete kaa shir sahalane laga
mai - abb tera ho gaya hai toh mai jaau woh bechari mera intazzar kar rahi hai
ABB AAGE
tabhi woh bhediyoo ki senn ooooooohhhhooooowwoooowoowhhhhhhh karnai lagi
mai chila kar - chup hoo jaoo kuuttto nahi tum toh bhediye ho haa...chup ho jaao
bhediyioo ke baccho kyu hala kar rahae hoo
manas - hum yeh shaadi nahi hone denge humari raani kaa hak chinaa jaa raha
hai
mai- aape pagal ho kaya kisi kaa hak nahi china jaa raha aur tumhe kisnai
1084
baataya
manas - maharani roo rahi thi aur aapko yaad kar rahi thi unnhnai toh woh
vimpres ko bhi samjha bhuja kar saant kar diya aapka kiya hua wada unnhonai pura
kiya yehi hoti hai ek bhediye ki pehechaan
mai- aare mai samjha dunga bus toda saa naraz ho gaya tha bus
manas - nahi hum sabnai yaha aane sai phele yahi partigaya li thi ki phele
humari maharani ke phere honge aur shaadi bhi waran hum bagawat karenege
mai- esski maa ka yeh kaya naya darama hai
arav dheere sai mere paas aakar - kaya hai be yeh sab
mai- tuh chaap picche kahada ho jaa
woh picche chala gaya sunate hi apani adamiyo ke pass
manas - agar aap nahi maane toh appsai ladate hue hum apni jaan de denge par
apne waade sai picche nahi hatege aur apsai jitana humare bus mai toh kaya kissi
ke bus mai nahi hai
mai kuch sochane ke liye beth gaya senna mere pass aane lagi
mai jhujhala kar - abb kaya gaand mai ghusoo ge tab sai rok raha hu gaali piche
hato
woh picche hue toh etna jada congested the ki apas mai lad kar giur rahe the
mai - loo hoo gayi bagawat
mai kadha hua aur apne haath aage hawa mai kiye aur badabadya - sai bhala kare
mera
maine aapne haath 4-5 baar ghumaye aur kuch hi dher baad waha par neha janu
riccha shikha devika aa gaye
neha jahir si baat roo rahi thi
riccha ke haath mai aalu aur chaku tha saayad sabji kaat rahi thi
devika paani ki tanki liye khadi thi [wahi jisasi phuloo ko paane dete hai naam
bhul gaya aabb etna sab dhyyan kaha sai rakhu ]
shikha ji ajib hi sadami mai gum thi jaase koi alien ke intezzar mai ho
sab matalab sab nahi bus woh sab ladkiya
riccha -aap yaha
neha - aa gayi meri yaad
devika - aare aaj kaise yaad kiya ess wakhat
janu - jaan tum yaha
1085
mai - mai kahi nahi tum sab yaha filahal chup hi rahana tum sab bilkul chup aur
yeh maharani ji toh jaase kaya lenge muh kholani kaa [kripya karana l... naa
kahe ]
shikha didi chhodo abb yeh formality ha kaaha the shikha -
-------------------[mon warat jaari ]
ma- challo loo tumhari saari maharaniya a gayi abb baaki sab manadir mai
milengi
sab phele tuh ghurnae lagi par baad mai neha ko kush dhekh kar woh sab hala
karnai lage jis sun kar mujhe uss gaaane ki yyad aa gayi joh sayad maine chai ki
dukaan par sunna ka school ke time sayad kuch aisa tha humm leelea humm ba lello
fuckk ooff
maine dhikha picche sai ek paaki woh sab apne uper sai aage ki aur laa rahe
the
aur hum sabke saamnai rak di
udar arav aur usske adami - boss yeh kaya hai aaj heart attack aa jaayega hum
sabko
arav has kar - tumko kaya aayega heart attack mujhe joh laga raga hai agar
essnai woh kiya toh yaha sab ke saab heartattack ke sikaar hone
adami - par yeh hai kaya ladakiyoo kaa jamela aap aaye the kuch karani aur yaha
has rahe ho
arav - mera ellalj abhi baaki hai mere dost jis din akela mil gaya esse meri
waat laga dega abb
edar
mai unn sabko lekar beth gaya uss palaki mai (size bada hai )aur hum chal pade
manadir par
Kuch time baad hum mandir sai kuch dur the
Mandir ke andar
Saloni- yeh kon si barat aa raha hai
Masoom - yeh kaya afaat hai abbb
Aaj hi hona hai kaya sab
Sona- aare chinata kyu karati ho sab accha hoga aur sahi hai naa etne logo ke
saath shaadi hogi
Saloni - ek minute dev ke saath kon kon hai
Sona toda jor daal kar - aarr yeh toh janu aur devika ji hai aur saath mai neha
uuuuhhhh shikha didi uuhhh riccha didi bhi hai
Masoom - sabko didi mat bola karoo lagata hai sab ki sab sautaan hai apni
1086
Pari- kaya pata
Saloni- chuppp pagal
Paari - hee he he he
Edar
Mai man mai - yaar mahabarat mai pacch pandav the ek biwi yaha mai pata nahi
kaya hua
Mai ungliyo sai ginanai laga 1..2.3chhodo suharaat mai ginunga jab aayegi tab
Neha - kaya soch rahe ho bhaiya
Mai- aab bus band kar yeh bhaiya waaiya abb kuch chupane ke jarurat nahi hai
Shikha aakhir boli - kaya matalb dev
Mai haath beha ki taraf kar ke - eensai miliye mrs.dev sai
Mai- ohh phele sabka intro de dene dijyege aap log aase toka mat kariye
Mai shikha ki taraf haath kar ke - aur ennsai mile ek aur mrs.dev
Shikha /riccha /neha - what !
Mai- aur enn sai sabko aap jaanti hi yeh hai riccha /yeh devika /yeh janu yeh
bhi hai mrs.dev
Janu /drvika muskura rahi thi
Mai-janu tumhe kuch nahi kahna
Janu- mai kaya kahu maine toh phele hi kaha hai mai har haal mai tumahre saath
huu
Mai- abb koi mat chokhana ki aare dev eeske sath haaye daiya kaya hai enn dono
ki bich yeh sav bakawaas bhi nahi aur agar cat fight kaa man ho toh baad mai
abhi mera jaruri kaam hai
Janu- mai kaya kahu maine toh phele hi kaha hai mai har haal mai tumahre saath
huu
Mai- abb koi mat chokhana ki aare dev eeske sath haaye daiya kaya hai enn dono
ki bich yeh sav bakawaas bhi nahi aur agar cat fight kaa man ho toh baad mai
abhi mera jaruri kaam hai
ABB AAGE
Neha - haa shaadi karnai hai na aapko
Mai- kyu tumhe nahi karani hai kaya
Neha -kaya matalb
Mai - aaj tumhari bhi shaadi hai
Shikha - kis sai ?
Mai - mujh sai kyu aapko nahi karni hai kaya
Janu - kis sai ?
Mai - aare baba mujh sai kyu tumhe nahi karnai kaya
Devika - mai bhi karungi dubara
Mai- yeh different hai chaloo tum bhi kar leena
Riccha - mera kaya hoga
Sab ek saath - shaadi
Mai - aree waah sab etani jaldi raajzi ho gayi
Shikha ko fule nahi sama rahi thi - mujhe toh phele hi pata ki meri shaadi
tumsai hogi par aasse aaj wow kitana ajjeeb aur mast hai
Mai - ararm sai aram sai ek minute rukana mai vapas ginani laga abbe
1088
Teri ki komal ko bhul gaya maine haath ghumaya aur who humare saamnai phele toh
chillayi par sabkoo yuh dhekh kar chup chaap beth gayi
Mai - abb bhi koi bacha hai kaya
Devika - yeh dhekho log apana pata nahi bhulate yeh apni biwiyoo ko bhul rahe
hai
Mai- aabb koi nahi bacha hai bhai etna bhi bhulaakad nahi hu mai
Devika - aditi
Mai- pagal ho kaya who toh bus asse hi hai mai uss sai shaadi waadi nahi
karunga
Devika - aapko gift toh denna hoga shhadi ke baad mera abhi tak bacha hai toh
mujhe yahi caahiye
Maine hhath ghumaya - loo yeh raha tumhara gift
Aditi apne sharre ko chu kar dheknai lagi - mai yaha kaise aur kyu
Mai - shaadi kaa mela laga hai toh
tum shaamil hona caahogi ess mele mai
Devika nai use aakh maari aditi boli - haa mai tayaar hu ekdum
Abb hum pahuche mandir aur mai sabake saath anadar jaane laga maine picche mud
kar dhekha kahi koi chhut toh nahi gaya naa kabhi announcement karna pade
Yaatri gan kripya dhyaan de offo foo yeh mai kaya bakani laga lagata hai meri
dimag enn sabke bhoj sai fuse ho gaayega maine soch toh liya ki sabke saath aaj
hi kar leta hu shaadi par saala 7 multiply by 11 matlab 77 fere lene honge abb
sabko ek saath toh bandh ke haga nai skata hu aisa lagega sab bail hai aur mera
tel nikala jaa raha hai
Komal - mujhe hila kar - kaha khoo gaye
Mai - calculate..kuch nahi challoo sab tayaar ho jaayo
Maine devika ko esshara kiya ki andar jjaye joh jahmaela hai sab fit kare mai
abb jakar jawab nahi dene wala saloni aur masoom ko aare pari sai nahi karani
hai mai use bhi jod diya shit 70 fere
Mai - devika pari ko yaha bhej dena
1089
Devika nai kuch dher mujhe ghura phir haa kar ke chali gayi
Aur pari mere pass aa gayi aate hi mujhe marnai waali thi par maine use pakad
kar goad mai betha liya
Pari- aap neha sai bhi parr aappko maim MANJUR nhi huuuh
Mai - gussa tuh de abhi bus shaadi hai bus shaadi
Pari- aap taanav ban rahe hai
Mai - tandav ?
Pari - haa ek biwi waale the paach pandav aur aap hai dus biwiyo ke akele
tandav
Mujhe hassi toh bhaut aayi par kam sai kam mera roj kar sukun toh bacchega ess
sai shaadi uss sai shaadi ssala mai yahi karta rah jaaunga abb bhhaad mai gayi
duniya abb toh shhhadi karunga aur thuka..aare jada hi bah gaya hu arramanomai
mera matlab tha payara karunga
Pari - yeh aap accha nahi kar rahe ho mere saath
Mai- tuh samjhati kyu nahi hai
Pari - kaya samajho bus yeh bata dijiye
Maine usske gaalo ko payara sai
pakada - bus yahi ki filhal humara
wkahat nahi aaya hai milanai kaa
Pari gusse mai - ok fine
Who uth kar jaane lagi
Par tabhi ruki aur
Pari - ek minute filhal sai kaya matalab hai matalb aap who bagati hue mere gale
lag gayi
Pari - kaya yeh sach hai joh abhi
kaha aapnai
1090
Mai - haa pagali sab sach hai bus etnazzatr karana hai sahi wakahat kaa
Pari- tbasai sai toh kar hi rhai hu toda aur sahi
Tabhi who sab tayaar ho kar aa gayi abbe esska photo kaise bheju fame hi kam pad
jaaiyega par abb than liya toh thaan liya karana hai aaj sb khatam log kahate
hai ki shaadi kaa ladu mitha hota hai par lagata hai ess mithe pan sai mujhe
suger hone waali hai
Pandit aur usske saath usski ghar waali hume ghur ghur ke dhekh rahe the
Mai- pandit ji shuru kare kaya
Pandit hakala kar - haha ha jajaman phele kon aayega
Mai- phele toh masoom kyuki tumahri wajah sai ho raha hai aaj yeh
Masoom - mere upper mat dallo aapke hi man mai ladoo fut rahe
hai
Mai - haa mujhe hi pata hai kiska kaya fut raha aur tuh harmakhor hasana band
karega
Arav - sorry hasi rok nahi paa raha hu phele bar dhekh raha hu kissi ko ek saath
ettnai saari musibat gale leene
Sab - kaya matalab hai aapka
Janu - kaya kahana caahate ho aap bhaiya
Arav - are tere Bhabhi meri gale ki musibat hi toh hai shaadi ke baad mera
inport transport kaa business bana diya hai mai toh gahr ke aur uske makeup ke
sammano sai pareshaan hoo jata hu
Pandit - jajmaan sahi kah rahe hai
Pandit ki biwi- aapna kaam karo warana abhi yahi bhagawaan sai maaffi mangawa
dungi
Pandit - nahi nahi app dono aaege aayeye
Phir kaya phir shuru hua sab abb ess detail mai batana sahi nahi aap log bhaut
hoshiyaar hai aur saayad kaiyoo nai karaiye bhi dost ki yaa ki ho agar naa hai
experience toh south ki koi movie dhekh lo asse kissa har movie mai mil jaayega
1091
ohhh ruiye aaap log jara nehake ssath fere ho jaaaye
Kuch paloo baad haa aa gaya mai haa toh kaha raha tha south chhodo woh aap log
soch rahe honge ki acchank kaise sathiya gaya hai yeh dev darsal jab saale
bhediye chila rahe the humari maange puri karo tab mujhe ahasaas hua yeh toh
shuruwaata hai abhi naa jane kitane fere honge tere toh maine socha ki ek hisab
sai ek sai shaadi mai jounally indian culture ke hisab sai 1-2 mahine taayari
mail lagate hai toh 2-3 saal mai shaadiya aur enn sabko manani mai lag jaaunga
ess sai accha sabji ka taila hi utha luh roj wahi sahi hai
Pandit -aaare jajmaan kaha kho gaye ho 8 fere loge kaya
Mai - aree komal tum
Komal mujhe kiss karke side mai ho gayi aur janu aa gayi
Haa toh mai kah rah tha kki sabji lanna behatar hai abb baaki ke kaam bhi
dhekhani hai naa abb shaadi ke baad who hoga joh hota hi dad ka business
sambhaloo chaloo yeh bhi kar lenege bus gum toh ek baat kaa rah gaya ki saala
school college ki life ki lag gayi hai par haa apnea baccho ko enn shakitiyoo
sai dhur hi rakhunga har koi abb meri tarah nahi ban sakata hai naa abb yeh mat
kahna kaya baache bhi saath mai karoge kaya ek hi room mai toh aapki jankaari ke
liye bata doo ki 10some yaa 11some kuch nahi hota hai abbe uuhuu ussse gangbang
kahete hai sorry my mistake matalb yahi ki saabki ek saatah shit be polite dev
matlab yeh ki shaadi bhele share karoo bed kabhi share mat karo woh kaya hai naa
bed tut jaate hai ek minute who purine jammnai mai hota tha aaj kal toh saale
hilate bhi nahi koi naaa hum hilane wala banwa lenge
Komal mujhe hila kar -abb kaya akele fere laagao ge challoo hatoo
Maine dhekha sab ke maathe mai sindoor hai aur mangalsutra bhi {joh obviously
devika laayi hogi kaise it's magical story }
Mai - ho gaya sab badi jaldi ho gaya
Saloni - kaha teen ghanta sai ghum rahe ho thake nahi kaya
Mai - kaha mai toh fresh hu
Arav - nahi rahega abb
Mai - tuh gaya nahi haramkhor
Arav- dhekh behana kaya bol raha hai tum sabka kanaya daan maine hi toh kiya
Mai- yeh kab hua
Janu - aap yahi toh the naa
1092
Mai- haa yahi tha thanks arav accha abb chale gaav aur filhal yeh sindoor saaf
kar loo
Sab etnai tezz chilayi ki mai aur arav toh dar ke maare gir gaye
Dad sahi kahate the beta kar le shaadi tab pata chaelga ki baate soch samajh kar
boli jaati hai
Shikha - kaya bola aapanai aapnai mujhe hamesha ignor kiya par maine kuch nahi
bola par yeh dubara mat bolana
Mai - aare baba toh kaya ghar par asse hi chalooge kaya
Devika - yeh sahi kah rahe hai etna toh karana hoga
Mai aur arav kadhe hue aur kapdae jhaadani lage
Mai- abbe baat bata deta hu yeh joh abhi kiya naa yeh mat karna dubara
Komal - kaya
Mai - kaya yahi shikhaya hai tumhare maata pita nai apnai pati sai etnai ucchi
awwaj mai baat karate hai
Masoom mere pairo mai gir gayi - maaf karana mere praan naath maine galati sai
yeh kiya mujhe chama kar de
Mai - aare masu yeh kaise bol rahi ho
Masu uth kar mere gale lag gayi - mujhe maaf kar do aage sai aisa nahi karungi
Mai - thik hai thik hai
Mai ek baat nahi samajha jab masoom ke dad sai aaj mila toh unnmai guruji ki
jahalak dhikhi aur abb yeh kaya yeh guruji ki beti hai kaya guruji hi govind ji
hai par yaar who toh chhod aaj ke saawaiyoo kaa bhi nahi pata kab kaya kr jate
honge kaya pata mera shaak hai govind ji mere guru nahi ho sakte joh bhi hoo abb
mujhe ghar jakar sonna hai tak gaya huu mai aur nahi bol sakata aj mera gala bth
jaayega kal uthungaa abb tohh haaye meree taange
Mai - aare masu yeh kaise bol rahi ho*
Masu uth kar mere gale lag gayi - mujhe maaf kar do aage sai aisa nahi karungi*
Mai - thik hai thik hai*
Mai ek baat nahi samajha jab masoom ke dad sai aaj mila toh unnmai guruji ki
jahalak dhikhi aur abb yeh kaya yeh guruji ki beti hai kaya guruji hi govind ji
hai par yaar who toh chhod aaj ke saawaiyoo kaa bhi nahi pata kab kaya kr jate
honge kaya pata mera shaak hai govind ji mere guru nahi ho sakte joh bhi hoo abb
mujhe ghar jakar sonna hai tak gaya huu mai aur nahi bol sakata aj mera gala bth
jaayega kal uthungaa abb tohh haaye mere taange*
ABB AAGE
usske baaad sabke sath mai ghar ki tarf nikla gaya matalb gaav ki taraf
raaste mai shiv kaa phone aaya
mai- haa bhai kaisa hai aur sanday kaisa hai maa aur laxami
shiv - aram sai bhai aram sai sab thik hai jiske saath aap raho sab thik hi
rahenge
mai - accha kab aa raha hai ghar
shiv - bus shiv ji mandir sai aage nikala hu abhi
mai- ab aa jaaa mai bhi aage hi todhi dur par
shiv - aacha ata hu
maine cars wahi rukawa di mai masoom aur komal ek car mai the baaki picche the
todhe hi dher baad woh bhi aa gayi unnki car kaa gate khula aur laxmi agyi aur
mere gaale lag gayi
laxmi- bhaiyaa aap mil gaye aaj abb nahi chodungi aapko {mere kaan khichate hue
}
mai- haa bhai mat chodana aare apni bhabhi sai nahi milgi kaya
laxmi mere sai alag hui aur masoom ko dhekhnai lagi
laxami - aap wahi hai kaya
masoom - kon gudiya
laxami- aare jinka photo enn ke purse mai rahata tha
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mai- chup kar
laxami- aur aap woh hai jinka tatoo ennki pith par tha
komal mujhe kushi sai shekati hai
laxami - abb bhabhi kon hai enma sai
mai -dono hai
laxami muh khol ke - aaawwwwwhhhhh
mai- accha shiva maa kaa hai
shiva - aare bhai woh gaaw gayi hai jaruri kaam hai
mai- chal koi nahai chale tuh aa piccche picche
laxami jkar komla aur masoom ke pair chuti hai
komal - aare gudiya kaya kartai hia etni choti umar mai yeh sab shik liya hai
laxami- maa kahati hai ji kisi ko ezaat dene mai umar kaa koi kaam nahi bus dil
mai sachayi honi caahiye
masoom usske gaalo ko sahalate
hue - shiva bhai yeh humari saath jaayege aap aaiye
laxami kaa chera khil utha phir sab car mai rawana hue gahr ki taraf
woh dono uss sai baato mai lagi thi aur mai car sai bhar pedo ko gujarta dhekh
raha tha
Asse hi dhekhate dhekhate mujhe need aa gayi takh bhi toh kaafi gaya tha
Aakehe lagate hi mai sapno ke waadiyoo mai khoo gaya mai asse jagah tha jaha
bhaut roshani thi bhaut jada sab kuch ekdum saaf aur etna sunder tha ki mai toh
khoo saa gaya yeh kon si jagah hai
Picche sai ek awwaj aayi
Sumitra - beta tuh aa gaya
Maine picche dhekha meri maa bethi mai bhagata hua unnke pass pahuch gaya
Mai kushi sai - maa maa aap yaha
Sumitra - aare phele beth toh jaa beta
Mai gamin par beth gaya aur unnki goad mai shir rakh liya
Maa mere baaloo ko sehalati hui boli - kaya hua beta tuh kush toh hai naa
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Mai - haa maa mai bhaut kush huu aaj aapsai mil liya sab mil gaya
Sumitra - kaya waha tujhe maa kaa payaar nahi milata hai
Mai- nahi aisa nahi hai maa bus woh todi si alag hai hamesha chinta mai rahati
hai ki kahi mere saath kuch galat naa ho jaaye
Sumitra - unnka darana sahi bhi beta aakhir teri shakatiya hai hi assi phele bhi
maine tujhe etnai naazo sai pala tha mai hi jaanti huu tujhe maine skhati sai
hamesha dur rakaha
Mai- akkhir aap sab kyu darate hai mujh sai
Sumitra - aare beta tujhsai nahi tere ghusse sai jab tuh joker banata hai hai
tab tuh bhi janata hai ki tuh kitana khukhaar ban jaata hai
Mere samani woh saari ladayai asse gujari unn sab ki chicke aur unnke haath pair
behrahmo ki tarah todana
Maa mujhe hila kar - kaha kho unn palloo mai mat jaa beta accha bata kab
milayega mujhe meri bhauoo sai aur neri tenno beetiyoo sai
Mai- mila dunga maa par kaya aap naraz ho ki maine saloni aur neha ke saath joh
kiuya
Sumitra - nahi beta yeh toh honna hi thaa ek din
Mai- kyu maa aisa kaya hai
Sumitra - beta woh asali mai teri bhene nahi thi par abb hai
Mai ess baat sai chock gaya eska kaya matalb hai
Mai - kaya hai maa aap paheleiya mat bhujaoo
Sumitra - tujhe nahi lagat hai ki enn tenno sai tera alag saa nata hai jaase koi
chiz ennke paas tujhe chich rahi hai
Mai - haa maa aisa hamesha hota hai
Sumitra - asal mai beta jab tumhare pita ek shaitaan sai jaldayi par geeye the
tab mar kaat mai bhaut jada woh kho gaye pue
tin varsoo tak ladate rah gaye the
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Mai- toh maa kaya hua
Sumitra - jab woh ghar aaye toh hamesha gusse aur ladayi ki mood mai rahani
lage
Mai- yeh toh galat hua
Sumitra - haa tab tuh mere pet mai tha toh ek din mai unnsai pucchnai lagi kuch
toh unnhonai mujhje dhaka de diyua aur mai pet ke baal gir
Mai chila pada - maa
Sumitra - chup pagal abhi todhi giri hu
Mai- nahi aap aage baataye
Sumitra - phir todhi dher baad jab unnka jussa saant hua toh unnhe apni galti
kaa ahasaas hua par tab tak kaafi dher ho gayi thi aur mai behosh ho gayi
Mai- pita nai sahi nahi kiya yeh
Sumitra - unnki bhi koi galati nahi hai phir woh mujhe raj vedh ke paas ke gaye
toh unnhonai haath utha diye woh kuch nahi kar sakate phir usske baad raajguru
nai bataya ki agar tere pite ji 10 din kaa maha yagaye kare aur apne ghuuse aur
shkatiyoo sai ek herre kaa niraman kare aur tujhe ussnai andar shangrakshit kar
de toh sab thik ho sakata hai
Toh unnhonai waisa kiya aur tere aur meri jaan bacch gayi
Mai- par maaa..
Sumitara - haa haa ruk batati hu utawala kyu hoo raha hai
Mai - maa aapki bhauye joh hai naa woh mere bina do pal abb nahi bethnai waali
kab jaga de mujhe pata nahi
Sumitra - accha toh sun jab tere janma kaa samye aaya toh mujhe apni sahaktiyoo
sai ussi kholana tha mai wahi kiya par bhagawan ki vidambana usss herre ke pacch
tukdae hue aur ek sai tuh bana aur baaki chaar sai woh sab
Mai- maa chaar kon
Sumitra - aare shikha aur kon pagal
Mai- par maa woh toh chacha ki beti thi naa
Sumitra - nahi beta woh tere pita ji nai unnhe de diya tha kyuki teri chachi ko
bhaut pasand thi woh mai bhi mana nahi kar sakati thi
Mai- jaao maa yeh baate abb bata rahi ho mujhe aur aap mujhe bich majdhaar mai
chhod kar chali gayi naa mai pariwaar sambhal paaya naa rajaya ko
Sumitra - beta joh tunne kiya
saayad hio uss wkhat koi karata par tujhe yaad hai naa mahakaal nai kaya kiya
tha
Mai- haa maa ussnai abhi bhi mujhe kaayi saalo tak narak mai rakaha
Sumitra - beta sayad kuch saalo mai woh tuj tak pahuch jaaye kyuki jaada abb
tere aur tere pita ji kaa banaya hua kavach usse rok nahi paayega waha
Mai- maa kaya uss wkhat aap mujh par vishwas kar ke ruk jaati toh woh aapko nahi
mar pata aur aapki kasam ki vagah sai maine kabhi dubara usska piccha nahi
kiya
