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UPDATE -179
THE FUCK DAYS
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Devika - kaya aap bhul gaye aap ek smarat hai toh kaya etnai chhoti chhoti baato
mai lag kar aap apna sara dhyaan wahi laga denge
Mai- haa kah toh sahi par pata nahi unn sab mai ajeeb saa nasah hai joh unnki
taraf khich deta hai mujhe
Devika - aap sab jaante ho phir yeh kyu bol rahe ho
Mai - kaya karu phir mai
Devika - esska faiasal aapko karana hoga kbhi aapnao socha hai ki hum sab kaya
gujarati hai aapsai dur rah kar
Mai - maafi ke alawa mai kar sakata hu
Devika - kaya aapko nahi lagata aap apni bhenoo ke liye kuch jada over
protective ho
Mai- kaya bakawas kar rahi hoo tum
Devika nai ek taraf dhekh phir aakho ko edhar udhar ghumani lagi
Mai hila kar - kaya kaha tha tumnai
Devika ronne lagi aur mere gaale lag gayi - maaf kar do neh bhar aao mai yeh
nahi kar sakati huu
Neha ped ke picche sai aayi
Mai- tuh yaha aur essnai kaya kahai devika tumsai
Neha - yahi ki aap apni bheno mai kab tak ulghe rahoge apni life jiyo humme apni
jinne doo
Mai- toh maine rok diya hai tum sabko
Devika - mat kar neha
Mai - nahi tuh bhi bol le
Neha - kisi nai apka dil bana diya toh aap usse apna dil de doge pagal ho kaya
Mai- tuh apni limit cross kar rahi hai
Neha - accha ek maa ek purre baache ko baanati hai toh kaya woh uss sai payaar
mai pad jaaye
Devika nai ek tapàd mar diya neha ko - batamiz yahi sanasakar hai
Neha - toh kaya ennke sanasakr sahi hai joh apni badi bhen ke saath sone jaa
rahe hai
Mai kadaha ho gaya - neha bus bhaut hua tum aisa kaaise bol sakati ho unnke
liye
Neha - kyu unnhe apne nicche lakar aapko maja aayega naa
Mai - Man toh kar. Raha tujhe ek tapad laga duh
Neha - kyu unnki saath sone mai aapko kitana maja aayega
Mai- bus bahaut hua abb chali jaa yaha sai devika aare devika kaha gayi
Neha nai mujhe dhaka de diya aur mere uper aakar kiss karnai lagi
Maine usse khich ke hata diya
Mai- hat yaha sai tuh meri neha nahi hai
Neha - bhaiaya mujhe chod doo naa please aur unnko bhul jaao
Mai - kitani ganadi baate karati hai tuh aur mai unnko nahi bhul sakata hu
Neha nai apni tishirt uatar phir bra aur apna nipple mere muh mai daal diya
Mai kuch bolana caah raha par ussnai phel hi mere muh mai daal diya usse jisske
mere daant usske chuschi mai dhas gaye
Neha - aaaah haaa aase hi kaahoo ufff aapnai meri chut gilli kar di hai
Mai khicha usski chuchiyo woh gap kar ke bhar nikal gaye
Mai usske dhaka de diya
Woh dusri side gir gaya
Neha - kaya hua kariye naa
Mai- kapde phene aur gahr chal
Neha kadhi hui apne saare kapade utar diye
Mai gusse mai tha par thaa toh insaan usski laal chut mera dyaan waha focus kar
diya
Maine shir hilaya aur kuch bolta par
Woh paas ke pathar par beth gayi aur apni uffffff shittttt usski chut mai usski
ungli aase jaa rahi jaase maine usse chua naa hoo
Mai usske paas gaya aur ghunatoo par beth gaya
Neha - dhekh kaya rahe ho kaaroo
Mai aav dhekha naa taav usski chut par jeeb laga di
Neha - ohh dev.,...,vv.....vv....
Mai chock gaya asse toh didi mujhe bulati hai
Par mere haate bi ussnai phir mera muh apni chut par laga diya
Meb jeeb ko usski chut ki ghaaryi mai jitnao jaa sakati thi usski ek side ki
diwal ko lick
Neha ke pair kaapnai lage - ohhh. Maaaaa aaaaahhhhhh devvvv kaya kiyaaaa
aaaaaahhhhh ssiiiiiii yehhhhhhh ohhhhhh meriiiii chhhhhuutttttt
Ussski chut mai jaase sailab aa gaya maine muh picche hata liya par usaki baadh
ki tarah aata paani usski chhut sai nika par AA GAYA jaase shower khul gaya
Mujhe esss chut kaa sawad ekdum naya saa lag raha tha mano kab sai esske liye
payasa hu
Maine asse hi face sai usski muh par phir muh rakh diya aur phir usski chut ki
diwali ko lick karnai laga
Mai toh aasse chaat raha tha maano koi chAsani hoo maine face picche kiya aur
usski chut ki uper ke hisse ko unngli ko kuredani laga
Mai- waah neha kaya mast ho tum aaj toh maja aa gaya
Neha nai mujhe apnai uper khicha mere gaal sai apni paank ki chata
Neha -jab etnai garam chut tumhe mili hai phie uss saloni ke liye kyu hagaama
karana
Mai- tujhe kaya hua hai kyi unnko baar
Ussnai mujhe ek tapaad maara
Tapaad aisa tha jaase didi nai mara ho
Neha - aakhir kaya hai ussmai haa kuch nahi bekar mai usske picche laga hai
Maine usse uthaya aur lekar nadi mai phek diya
Mai- jab dimag sahi ho naa aana waarna yahi thanada kar maine socha mera payaar
tum sabki taakat benega par tum apaas mai lad marogi ess sai aacha tum sab ko
bhul jaau mai jaau kaya bhul gaya abb mai hamesha bus aapne massom devika sona
janu riccha aare kitanai saari hai mujhe paaayar karnai waali ek woh hai humme
bhulana mom dad ke liye ek tuh unnko bhul jaao chal unnko kaya mai tujhe bhi
bhul jaata hu phir mat kaahana ki maine dhokha diya
Neha muskura kar - chal jaa jaa bahaut aaye tere jaase
Yeh sun kar mai kaap utha
Maine bina kuch bole ghar ki taraf nikal pada mai samajh nahi paa raha tha ki
mai neha kaa dimag kyu nahi padh paa raha tha
Mai jab gaya toh waha koi nahi tha
Mai shidiyoo sai uper gaya devika sai mil kar mai bhaut khush ho gaya tha
Mai apne room mai jaane ke liye aage bhada toh mujhe saloni didi ke room sai
siskani ki awwaj aayi
Mai gate ki tarf gaya aur gate kholani wala tha par devika ki baato pat gor kiya
tha main mai vapas apne room mai chala gaya
Mai apne kapde utare aur underwear mai bed pat let gaya
Par aakhe band kar bhi muje saloni didi hi dhikayi de rahi thi
Mai bathroom mai gaya aur muh dhoone laga
Maine sammnao dhekha seese mai dhekha mujhe phir woh dhhiki
Maine gusaa mar diya mirror saa glaas mere haath mai ghus gaya
Aakhir kaya ho raha hai yeh jisko meri fikar nahi usse mai jagah kyu dhudh raha
hu
Maine glass niknai ko aage hua toh saloni didi nai mera haath pakad liya
Mai- aap yaha chali jaaoo yaha sai
Saloni- bhul jaayega mujhe tuh
Mai - haa
Maine unnhe haatanai ko haath lagaya yeh kaya hai saala woh toh yaha nahi ohhh
bhgawaan
Maine glass nikala aur haath dhokar phir jakar let gaya
Tabhi phir unnki awwaj aane lagi
Mai diwaal ke pass gaya aur tezz sai chillaya
Mai- apni awwaj kam rakho samaji yeh ronna dhonna band karoo
Saloni didi roti hui - kaya hua dev
Mai- jada payaar mat dhikaoo samaji roti raho par dusro ko disturb mat karoo
Saloni didi aur teZZ Ronne lagi
Mai - pagaloo ko samajha bekar hai mai ess room sai hi chala jaata hu
Unnki awwaj ekdum band ho gayi
Mai - waah aabb aaya naa maja sukin ki need soounga
Mai jakae bed par let gaya aur sonne laga par phir sai unnki shakal
Mai jhatake sai utha aur gate khol ke assi hi bhar aya aur unnke room ki taraf
gaya
Mai gate nock kiya
Koi awwaj nahi
Mai gusse mai tha
Mai apni shkati use ki aur room mai chala par saamnai unnhe dhekh kar mera gussa
kase kaha gayab ho gaya
Mujhe awwaj naa aaye ess liye apne muh par tape laga liya par unnle aakho sai
aashu aa rahe the abhi
aage gaya aur unnki muh sai tape khol diya toh meri ruh kaap gayi unnke hoth
blade sai katte hue the
Mai uñnke hotho ko chuta hua - yeh kisnai kiya
Saloni - shhhhhiiiiii chhodo kissi nai tum jaao abb disturb nahi hoga tujhe
Mai- baatoogi nahi tab tak nahi jaaunga
Saloni chiila kar - maine kaate hai kyu kaya hua
Mai- kyu kaate pagal ho gayai ho kaya
Saloni - haa har jagah tuh dhikh raha hai enn kamine hotho ko tere hotho ki
taalab ho rahi hai toh eenhe esski saja mili hai
Mai- mujhe enn aakho mai bus aap dhikh rahi ho fod duh eenehe
Unnhonai mere gaalo par tapado ki barsaat kar di
Saloni- jada nasah chada hai sab utar dungi
Mai - aapnai kaha tha ki bhool jaau aapko phir kyu aap sata rahi hoo aur mai
apka man kyu nahi padh paa raha huu
Saloni- mai bata deti hu kaya hai mere man mai
Mai- kaya hai
Saloni - yahi ki hum par joh hawas sawar hui thi ussko bhula denna caahiye gahar
waale humare liye aacha sochenge
Mai- kyu neha aur mai.,....mai chup ho gaya
Saloni- kaya neha aur tum
Mai- kuch nahi kaya hua aapka payaar
Saloni- kitani baar kah rahi hu
Woh hawas thi chudai ki hawas
Mera shir fat jaayega udhar woh neha aur edhar abb yeh
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Flash back ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jab mai ghar sai gaya junngle ki taraf tab neha aur saloni aur sona/riccha mai
baate hui aur maa nai mere baare mai puccha toh kisi nai kuch nahi kaha aur sab
chale gaye par saloni aur neha ussi room mao rukke hue the
Saloni- neha tuh mere baare mai galat mat soch maine bus apni zindagi le phele
payaar ko paane ki kosis ki thi
Neha chup nahi rah saki - woh bhi wahi kar rahe hai par yeh jamana nahi samajega
yeh sab
Saloni - tere liye yeh bolana asassan hai kyuki tunne payaar nahi kiya
Neha ke paayar ko jase thes laga woh gusse mai woh kah gayi joh usse nahi kahana
tha
Neha - payar ki baat karati hu maine payaar ko waha kar feel kiya jaha tak aap
abhi nahi pahuchi samaji toh mujhe yeh sab boleye
Saloni chilla kar kon hai woh kis sai muh kala kar ke aayi hai tuh
Neha - apni jaban samabhalliye woh meri pati hai
Saloni ko aisa laga jaase usski dhdakan ruk gaye kahi ussnai galat toh nahi sun
liya hai
सबका साथ सबका विकास।
हिंदी हमारी राष्ट्रभाषा है, और इसका सम्मान हमारा कर्तव्य है।
HAPPY SHOCK TIME
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Neha - payar ki baat karati hu maine payaar ko waha kar feel kiya jaha tak aap
abhi nahi pahuchi samaji toh mujhe yeh sab boleye
Saloni chilla kar kon hai woh kis sai muh kala kar ke aayi hai tuh
Neha - apni jaban samabhalliye woh meri pati hai
Saloni ko aisa laga jaase usski dhdakan ruk gaye kahi ussnai galat toh nahi sun
liya hai
Saloni - kaya kaha tunne soch samaj kar kaha kar tera pati majak accha hai
Neha - jab humari payaar ki nishani dhekhoge tab yakin ho jaayega
Saloni - neha jawaban ko lagam de apni
Neha - kyu mera payaar mitti aapka sona
Saloni - mere dev ki tunana usse harmajaade sai mat kar jiss sai tunne muh kala
kiya hai
Neha - kyu aisa kaya hai unnmai joh mere waale mai nahi hai
Saloni- kuch bhi nahi hoga
Neha - toh kyu nà mai bhai ke saath hi yeh kar loo
Saloni ek tapad mar deti hai neha ko
Saloni- chup kar batmiz apne bhai ke saath yeh sab karegi bhesharam
Neha has padi
Saloni- has mat
Neha- abhi aaapnai joh kha kaya woh aap par laagu nahi hota hai
Saloni apni baat par gor kaarti hai aur apna shir jhuka leti hai
Neha - koi baat nahi didi humme joh ess duniya sai shikha hai wahi bola hai par
jab koi aur yeh humme kahata hai toh bura lagata hai
Saloni neha ko dhekhati - tuh kitani saamjhadaar hai chal jaa dhekh dev kaha
gaya hai usske bula kar laa
Neha bhar jaati hai aur usse devika ki yaad aati hai aur woh usse bulati hai aur
sab baate batai hai
Aur phir devika aur dev ka milan hua aur phir neha kaa par devika yeh dhekh nahi
paati toh woh chali gayi
Par ek baat joh thi ki neha nai waha kuch nahi kiya balki neha ka piccha saloni
kar rahi thi jab ussnai dhekha ki neha nai devika sai kaha hai ki usski baare
mai bura bhala kahe aur usse neha ki baatoo sai joh shak hua tha toh jab ussnai
usska piccha kiya toh usse pata chala ki neha aur dev phele hi. Sex kar chuke
hai toh usska gusaa aur bhadak utha par neha ki burayi waali baat par toh woh
khudh ko rok nahi paayi toh saloni nai pata nahi kaase apni shaktiyoo kaa
esstemaaal kiya aur woh neha ke andar ghua gayi aur aage ussnai kaya kiya woh
sabke saamnai hai
Par ussnai aisa kuch kiya taaki kuch time ke liye dev kisi kaa man naa padh
paayae kyuki shaktiya usse dev sai milli thi toh dev par ashar toh karei hi
Par yaha ek baat galat hui hai joh saayad sab kuch palat lar rakah de woh hai
saloni nai joh kiya neha ban kar saayad abb dono ke bich diwal ban jaaye nafarat
ki
Phir dev nai usse fhekh diya paani toh ussnai neha kaa sharir choda aur
Saloni- kitani baar kah rahi hu
Woh hawas thi chudai ki hawas
Saloni - dev tuh uss neha sai dur rahana kahi maa nai dhekh liya toh tujhe kuch
naa kah dee
Usska kaya hai woh ladaki hai tum hari bejati hoo jaayegi ghar mai
Mai- woh aapki burayi kaare aur aap ussi kaya yahi baccha tha abb mera paayaar
aap dono ke bich mai nafarat daal raha hai
Saloni- mai toh tumhara payaar paane sai rahi dev maa sai aur dad sai lad nahi
sakati mai aakhir unnhonai humme janam diya hai
Mai- baat mat taaloo ek toh ussnai pata nahi kaya kiya har wkhat aap dhikh rahi
thi par abb sab sàf hai aap logo sai ek chiz dur jaani caahiye
Saloni hairan hokar - kaya
Mai- dev aapka bhai appka bf aapka chhodo joh bi hoo aap mujhe kahati thi bhul
jaao toh thik hai mera aapka aaj sai koi naata nahi aur aapnak kaha ussko bhul
jaao thik hai aaj sai uss sai bhi mera koi rista nahi hai aur rahi baat ghar ki
toh aabb aapako bus aapka dev milega aur kuch hi din mai usski pheli official
wife masoom
Saloni didi meri pairo mai gir padi
Saloni- nahi dev maine aisa kuch nahi kaha hai mai toh bus kah rahi hu ki kahi
neha aur tumhe maa alag naa kar aur haa pari ko bhi
Maine apna pair jahatka aur waha sai chala gaya apne room mai aur apne room mai
shield laga kar soo gaya
Jab subah utha toh freah feel hua mai jakar naha liya aur dree phen kar aur behg
lekar nicche gaya aur beth gaya table par break fast ki jaha do tin. Log the c
chachi ritu aur rahul
Woh teeno mujhe ghur ke dhekhani lage
Mai- kaya hua rahul asse kaya dhekh raha hai
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Rahul hasata hua - bhai jazab lag rahe ho college jaa rahe ho kaya
Mai- haa yaar kal khul gaye hai college vapas sai abb jaana toh hoga hi
Phiiche sai kiriti aati hai aur muje picche hug kar liya aur mere shir par ek
payaari bhen waali kiss dee di
Mai - aare meri gudiyaa aa gayi kaya
Pari picche sai - haa bhai mai aa gayi aapnai bina dhekhe kaise bola
Kirti mere pass bethati hui - unnhomai mujhe kaha
Pari mere duri aur bethati hui - chal jhutti mhujhe kaha bhaiya bolo naa
Mai- aare maine tum dono ki paairo ki aawaj sun li thi
C chachi- beta galat baat hai yeh tumhara bada bhai hai dev
Rahul muskuraya halaka saa - haa hoge hoge aaj tak kuch diya hai kaya mujhe
Mai- tujhe toh daulat caahiye
Rahul phir has pada - haa bhaut saari
Sab bhaut hairani sai kabhi edhar kabhi udhar
Tabhi picche sai dad nai mere khandhe par haath rakha
Mai muda - good morning dad
Dad - tuh aa gaya mere bacche kaha chala gaya tha naraj hokar
Picche aati maa wahi ruk gayi
Mai- dad abb joh aap bologe wahi hoga aapka adesh mere liye sab kuch hai
Dad ke aakho mai aashu aa gaye - sach beta
Mai unnke aashu pochate hu dad- aab royie mat. Aur jara mithayi aur sagaun kaa
intazaam karwaa doo
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Rahul- foohb uhhh uuuhhhh
C chachi - uhhh huuhh
Ritu - uhh huuu uuuhh huuh
Mai- aree panni pi lo paani haaa dad ho jaayega naa
Dad - aaj hi saari khushiya de dega kaya
Mai- haa aaj masoom ke yaha jana hai rista lekar woh bhaut naraz hai narak sai
aa kar mai kabhi mila nahi uss sai
Dad mujhe gale laga kar - beta maine tujhe saloni ko galat samajha uss amit ki
baato mai aakar aakhir koi bhai aisa nahi karta hai par yeh teri maa ek ki
paachis lagati hai naa
Maa mere aur dad ke paas aati hui - mai kaya andhere mai joh dhikaha wahi
baataya aur phir uss amit nai bataya toh laga ki saloni hogi par enn dono nai
bhi toh kabula tha woh sab kaya tha
Mai- mai aap logo kaa vishwad check kar raha tha bus didi ko jhut kaa shara
lenne ko kaha aur aap logo nao dhikha diya di aapka vishwas kitna kahaacha hai
Dad - kaya woh sab joh kal hua sab essi liye tha
Mai- haa aur amit ki saachayi laanr ke liye dad
C chacaha aate hue shidhyoo sai - uss namak haram kaa naam mat loo mere saamnai
jis ghar mai kahaya usski ki ezzzat lutani chala aaaya tha
Dad - shaant hoga chhote kam sai kam eenke ess natak sai kuch sach pata toh
chala par beta uss din kon tha waha tere room mai
Tabhi picche sai riccha - mai thi pita ji mujhe maaf kar dijiye meri vajagh sai
yeh sab hua agar mai yaha ennsai chhori chipe milani naa aati toh yeh sab naa
hota
Dad ekdum chup the aakhir unnki bhau ke saamnai assi baate kaise ki kal unnhonai
saayad sharma aa rahai hai
Maa chuupi todate hui - chalo meri galti abb kon tha kyu tha raat thi din thaa
jaane do bhau bete ko unnka dhekhanai doo meri galati maaf karo aur nasata
karoo
Dad - haa haa chaloo sav chaloo
Maine aakho ke essare sai riccha ko thanks kaha toh ussnai halaki si smile di
jismai mera dil khush kar diya
Maa chuupi todate hui - chalo meri galti abb kon tha kyu tha raat thi din thaa
jaane do bhau bete ko unnka dhekhanai doo meri galati maaf karo aur nasata
karoo
Dad - haa haa chaloo sav chaloo
Maine aakho ke essare sai riccha ko thanks kaha toh ussnai halaki si smile di
jismai mera dil khush kar diya
Sab nasata karnai lage teen logo ko chhod kar abhi dhyaan nahi diya kissi nai
mere kapado par
Par maa nai mera beg dhekha
Maa- aare dev tuh college jaa raha hai
Mai- haa maa
Maa- toh yeh sab yaha kyu bethi ennk school nahi hai kaya
Pari - bhaiya aap sach mai jaa rahe hoo kaya
Mai- gudiya tujhe tayaar hua nahi dhikh raha hu kaya
Pari - mai didi ko bhi bata kar aati hu woh bhi aapke hi college mai hai
Mai- haa hai toh humari kuch extra claas lagi thi saath mai abb nahi mai chalata
hu abb woh aaa jaayengi
Dad- beta kaya hua ussnai kaya kiya joh uss sai gussa ho raha hai
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Mai- aare mai kaha gussa hu bus kah raha hu ki driver chhod dega
Maa- chal thik hai jaa
Riccha habadati hui haath mai liye kuch aati hai - rukiye rukiye yeh hawala
banaya hai aapke liye kaah legiyega
Mai- kaya tum bhi pareshan hoti ho
Riccha - essmai preshani kyaa aapke liye liye toh jaan de du yeh toh bus hawala
hai accha hua maine aapko dress mai dhek liya yeh lijgiye tifinn
Maine usske haath sai tiffin liya aur beg mai rakah liya woh jaane lagi toh
maine usski kamar par chutaki kaat li
Riccha - ooouch ...
Maa- kaya hua
C chachi- yeh aaj kal ke baache kahi bhi shuru ho jaate hai
Mai- kaya mujhe mat dhikye maine kuch naa kiya
Riccha sharma kar bhaag gayi kitchen mai
Usske jaate hi sona aa gayi
Mai jaane ke liye bhadah hi thaa
Sona - ruko toh sahi
Mai- abb kaya hua hai
Sona - maine aappke liye briyaani banayi hai
Abe esse kisnai bataya ki mai ohh eeski mere man mai jhaoanai ki aadaat nahi
gayi
Mai- tum sab toh mujhe jaise office bhej rahi ho
Dad - le le beta humme toh office ke liye bhi nahi milati tujhe toh abhi college
jaane ke liye mil rahi hai
Maine tiffin liya ek aur yeh dono mujhe school boy naa bana de kahi uff do yeh
haal kar rahi hai toh aage naa jaane kaya haal hoga
Mai- sunana jara
Sona - haa
Mai- phele yeh baatoo mom dad ko bataya ki nahi
Sona - haa maine riccha didi ke phone sai call kar di hai ki mai yaha hu
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Mai- thik hai apna dhyaan rakahana
Sona- chaloo abb jaaoo late ho jaaoge
Maine waha sai shidha gaya apni bike lenne aur usse lekar nikal wala tha ki
rahul nai rok liya
Rahul - kaha chala dev
Mai mud kar - abee yaha kon hai joh apni acting dhikha raha hai
Woh mere pass aaya aur bike par beth gaya
Mai- kaya hua rahul
Rahul - chaiye jara kuch baat hai
Mai- kisi nai aate hue dhekha toh nahi naaa
Rahul - nahi aagar abhi nahi chale toh saayad dhekh lee
Maine bike bagaha di jungle walae shortcut ki taraf ek pul ke pass jakar maine
bike roki aur rahul bhi utar gaya
Mai- kaya hua bol
Rahul - abb kab tak natak karana hoga yeh bhaiaya unn dono ki vajah sai mai bhi
ghar mai bura ban gaya hu
Mai usse khande par haath rakahete hue - tunne mere liye joh kiya saayd koi
dusra bhai naa kare mere kahanai par tuh unn tenno sai mila aur saari kahabar
deta raha par abhi tera kaam pura nahi hua hai
Rahul - kyu bhaiaya maine toh dhekho 33 mission bhi pure kiye hai
Mai- raw mai ek baar jaane wala kabhi vapas nahi loutata hai mere bhai
Rahul - mai loutana nahi bus ab kich din ghar rahena cahata hu
Mai - chal thik aacha yeh bata maine woh joh hathiyaroo wala kaam diya woh kaha
tak pahucha hai
Rahul - woh bhaut muskil hai aapke bina nahi hoga par aapnai mujhe chupa kar yeh
sab kyu karnai ko kaha yaha tak shikha didi ko bhi nahi pata yeh
Mai- aabe ladakiyoo ki jaban bhaut jaldi fisal jati hai samajha
Rahul - bhai ek baat nahi samah aayi
Mai- abb kaya hua
Rahul - jab aap har chiz mai perfect ho phir yeh asse kyu rahete ho jaase koi
chhote motte insaan ho hamesha problem sai ghire hue
Mai- aabe yeh family chiz hi assi hai par abb mera bulawa aaya hai abb mujhe
jaana hoga
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Rahul - kaise bulawa bhai
Mai- apni maa kaa aur raw kaa bhi
Rahul - mai kuch samajh nahi paa raha hu
Mai- tuh abhi bus apni chutiyoo par dhyaan de aur haa jada agaent giri kisi ko
mat dhikhana kyuki ghar ki saari ladkiya pagal kisim ko hai emotinal kar ke sab
ugalwa legi samjha
Rahul - sahi kah rahe ho par yeh saloni didi wala matter aapnai amit kaa matter
bana diya hai
Mai- tujhe sab paata hai naa aur haaa jara yaha jakar dhekh abhi tal mere saare
card activate hue yaha nahi
Rahul - thik hai par kaya aapnai sach mai didi ko chhod diya hai
Mai- mai nahi jaanta par agar woh yahi caahati hai toh yahi sahi jara picche
hat
Woh hata maine apna haath ghmaaya gol gol aur "MANODER" BANA liya joh aisa
dhikhata hai
Rahul- yeh kaya hai bhaiaya
Maine woh usski andar chhod diya
Mai - yeh MANODER HAI yeh tere man ko bachayega sona sai kyuki woh bhaut
takaatwar hoti jaa rahi hai shield mai bhi mere man ke kich hise ko ussnai padh
liya hai aur ess kaa ulata jaadu mujhe par hua hai tabhi saayad mai kissi kaa
man nahi padh paa raha huu
Rahul - par bhaiaya kaya aap shikha didi ko thik nahi kar sakaete ho hamesha
gumsum rahati hai
Mai- dhekh rahul mai unnki madad nahi kar kyuki woh future ki chinata mai hai ki
job future mai hai usski shuruwaat kab hogi
Rahul - kuch toh kariye naa
Mai- chal dhekhata hu tuh phele mere card activate kara aur haa
Kisi bhi kimat par kisi bhi unnki baato mai aana aur humare secert ko batana
Rahul - thik hai bhao saaham ko milata hu phir
Maine usse bike ki chabhi di - le jaa gahar milana shaam ko
Rahul - ap kaise jaaoge yaha sai
Mai- tuh abb usski chinata chhod meri shaktiyaa abb puri tarah apna chuki hai
1025
aur kal tere badi bhabhi ki bhi kuch shaktiya mile jara estamal kar ke toh
dhekhu
Maine haath uper
Mai - aaahhhh mathchod dhekh ke udo
Mai etnak tezz uper aaya ki pata hi nahi chala ek chowe ki chhooch lag gayi
haath mai
Mai- woooohhhhh hoooooooo maja aaa aaj kaya baat hai naa koi phankh naa kuch aur
asse udanai kaa maja kuch aur hai
Maine nicche ki aur dhyaan kiya
Àre baap re kaya speed hai mai toh bach gaya warana dukana ke andar chala jaata
Niiche ek baacha mere taraf ungli kar ke - mummi mummi kaya woh super man hai
Usski mummi bina dhekhe usse tapad mar deti hai - nayaak ho gayi hai yeh duniya
agar mujhe aag laganai ko kha jaaye toh yeh hollywood industry jala du har roj
naye chochale bana dete hai superman ,spiderman ,iron man aur enn baacho ko din
mai bhi wahi sab dhikahata hai
Baacha roote hue - woh dhekho haia naa mummi
Mai jhaat sai nicche utar gaya aur usski taraf jaane laga
Usski mummi meri taraf palati aur fir ek tapad usse mar diya - ek yeh jis padnai
wala ladka superman dhilhata hai aur ek woh hai ghar mai usse supergirl dhikhati
hai aaj mai tv hi fod dungi
Mai unnke paas pahuch aur apnk jeb sai ek chochalate nikali aur baache ko di aur
usski maa sai
Mai- yakin ki baat hai bus dyaan diyejiyega kahi bhagawan bhi aa kar chale jaaye
aur pata naa chale
Mai yeh bol kar dusre gate sai nikala aur surrrrr kar ke udd gaya
Aaj koi chinata hai naa kisi ke paayaar ki naa takarar ki bus thaa toh sukun
hawa mai udnai kaaa
Maine niiche dhekha abbe teri ki yeh kon sai sate mai aa gaya hu ohh fooo delhi
sai etni jaldi up mai vapas muda aur apne school ki chhat par utara aur niiche
jaane laga hi tha ki second floor par jaate hi saamnai komal khaadi ho gayi
Mujhe aaisa laga jaaise hindhi serial ki tarah kabhi camera mere uper
shuuuuuhthiiiss toh kabhi usske uper shuuuuuthhhhisss
Maine niiche dhekha abbe teri ki yeh kon sai state mai aa gaya hu ohh fooo delhi
sai etni jaldi up mai vapas muda aur apne school ki chhat par utara aur niiche
jaane laga hi tha ki second floor par jaate hi saamnai komal khaadi ho gayi
Mujhe aaisa laga jaaise hindhi serial ki tarah kabhi camera mere uper
shuuuuuhthiiiss toh kabhi usske uper shuuuuuthhhhisss
Mai aage gaya aur usske gaale laga gaya
Mai- kaha thi tum haa kitana dhudha tumhe pata hai ghar par kuch hua hai kaya
Komal - dev tum dhukhi mat ho mai jara masusi ke ghar gayi thi unnki tabiyat
kharab thi
Yeh kaya maine toh assi fhat fekhi par yeh toh sach hoo gayi
Mai ruasi awwaj mai - pata. Hai tumhare bina need nahi ati hai abb (abb paayar
mai toda jhut toh chalata hai )
Komal chupp
Mai- bolo naa
Principle - uhhhuu (gala saaf kanai ki acting)
maine unnki taraf dhekha par komal ko nahi chhoda kaya karu usska figure hi aisa
hai
Principle - abb kaya yahi honeymoon hoga
Komal nai mujhe dhur kar diya aur shir jhuka kar kadhi ho gayi jaasse koi galat
kaam kar diya hai
Principle - komal tumsai yeh umid nahi thi
Mai- kaya mam aap bhi kasi baate karati ho etna toh chalata hai
Principle - accha chhodo tumsai kaya baat karna tum toh bus marpit karwa loo toh
woh komal hai jiske liye tumnai mere bete ko mara tha
Mai- kon
Principle - kitnao ko marata hai roj joh naam yaad nahi hai
Mai- aare mam kaya ho gaya ussnai esse cheda hoga toh pit gaya hoga
Princple - aur tum yaha joh gul khila rahe ho
1027
Mai- mai toh apni mangeter ko chup kara raha tha usski ghar mai kuch preshani
thi
Principle - esski ghar kaa tum mujhe mat shikaoo samajhe aur esski managni kab
hui aghuti toh nahi dhekhi maine aaj tak
Komal - sorry mam yeh bus majak kar raha hai
Mai- majak kaisa haath aage kar ke dhikha do
Komal haath aage kar ke gusse mai - loo ye...hh.........aare yeh anghuti
Mai- kaya tum bhi chaloo yaha sai ok mam see u soon
Mai komal ko lekar nicche chala aaya
Komal- yeh anghuti kaha sai aa gayi
Mai- jab gaale laga tha tab phena di thi
Komal- tum sach mai pagal ho kab kaya karte ho samajh mai nahi aata hai
Mai- hum samjhnai ki chiz nahi hai bus payar deni ki hai
Komal - accha ji abb chaloo class mai yaha yahi shaadi karoge
Mai- nahi woh toh dhum dhaam sai karunga
Hum dono andar gaye aandar jaate hi sabki nazar hum dono par padi phir uss
diamond par joh mai e komal ki anghuti mai tha
Maine dhekha akash muh latakaye metha saayad padh raha tha mai usske pass gaya
aur beth gaya
Mai- aaur yaar kaya hal hai
Woh chup
Maine usae hilaya - abbe kaya padh rha hai etna dyaan sai
Akash - ji jija ji
Mai- what
Akash - aare sorry tuh yaha aaj kaise bhul gaya rasata
Mai- aabe tuh phele yeh bata kaha kho gaya tha
Akash - kuch nahi. Yaar asse hi bus bor gaya hu mai ess life sai
Mai- aacha mera yaar bor ho gaya waise caahiye kaya tujhe life mai
Akash - jada nahi bus teri jaisi life ho jaaye
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Mai- abe pagal ho gaya hai kaya meri life
Akash- haa kyu kaya hua etni saari paayar karnai waali hai yaha saala ek bhi
nahi hai
Mai- ek hi ho toh sahi hai bhai pata hai kitno ke expression ki deatiling karnai
hoti phir bhi sab naraz hi hote hai
Akash - par maja usse mai hai naa koi ruthe koi kush ho koi lade koi maare
Mai- aabe tujhe etna intrest kaha sai aaya bhai
Ussnai ek file aage ki
Maine file kholi aur khole hi mera photo jiske aage likha tha DEV - "ek raja "
Jismai mere barr mai bhaut kuch likha tha
Agala page par devika
Phir agale par komal
Phir masoom
Phir sona
Mai- aabe yeh sab kaya kar raha hai be
Akash - maine enn chutiyoo mai tere uper research ki hai kaya life hai teri
ekdum mast par yaar tuh jungle mai kyu jaata hai samaja nahi mai
Mai- bus pagal aabb yeh sab band kar tere layak koi hogi toh mil jaayegi
Akash - joh pasand aayi woh toh bhaaw deti hi nahi
Mai- kon hai joh mere bhai ko bhaaw nahi de rahi hai
Akash - woh dhekh bethi hai komal ke pass
Maine dhekha
Mai- wow beautiful
Akash- aabe kisi ko cchod
Mai- chup be komal ko kah raha hu
Komal picche hati toh mujhe woh ladaki dhhiki woh kuch jada hi modern lag rahi
thi maine usse dhyaan sai dhekaha
Mai- bhai yeh toh bhaaw kheyagi ussnai uper sai nicche tak etna paisa joh
kharcha kiya hoga
Akash - yaar abhi toh nahi jab suit mai dhekha toh mera toh heart fail ho gaya
tha
1029
Mai- bus ruk ke bhai aacha yeh bata tuh bata ek kaam karega
Akash - boring kaam nahi karunga
Mai- nahi yàr mast kaam hai tujhe ess ladki ghar par nazar rakhani hai
Akash - kaya ess par kyu bee
Mai- karega yaa nahi yeh bata
Akash - kyu nahi maja aayega yaar kab sai karu
Mai- abhi sai par yeh pata yeh class mai koi teacher kyu nahi hai
Akash - aabe tujhe pata nahi yeh class meera mam ki hii
Mai- toh kaya hua bee
Akash mera face chu kar - tujhe sach mai nahi pata
Mai- mujhe kaise pata hoga lo....
Akash- gaali mat dena e
Mai-teri assi ki tassi aab bata naa
Akash - abbe she is dead
Mai- what......t..,.tt
Mai etni tezz bola ki sab mujhe dheknai lage
Komal nai essare mai puccha kaya hua
Mai haath dhikaha kar kuch nai
Woh wapas lag gayi apne dosto mai sab usse sai baate kar rahe the pata nahi kiss
baat par
Akash- kaya hua bee tuh thik hai
Mai- abbe yeh sab kaise hua
Akash - pata nahi ek raat koi unnko aur unnke pure pariwar ko mar gaya
Mai- yaar kab hua tha yeh
Akash - do din phele abb. Police lagi jai tahkikat mai
Mai - chal thik hai waise abhi college mai kaya chal raha hai
Akash - kuch khaas nahi yaar meri toh back ke papaer hai tuh toh topper hai
tujhe kaya chinata
Mai man mai- chaloo kdev nai yaha toh naam nahi giryaa
1030
Tabhi koi sir aa gaye phir claas shuru hui
Phir essi taah class hoti rahi break hua maine komal akash nai tiffin kahaya joh
laya tha mai dono nai bhaut taarif ki akash toh apni bhen ki taarif mai takah hi
nahi raha tha
Phir ek do aur class hui aur chutti ho gayi mai komal ke saath college sai bhar
nikal
Hum rono paidal chal rahe the
Komal- waise aab toh roj aaoge naa
Mai- kyu abb bhi tumhe dar hai kaya
Komal- nahi aisaaa devvvvv..,, ...........woh chillate hue apni aakhe band kar
leti hai
Tabhi dur ek aag ka gol humare pass gaya aur mere pairo mai gir gaya
Par yeh koi gola nahi tha yeh toh koi ladki joh chamak rahi thi
Log waha aasa paas jama ho gaye
Mai niiche beth gaya aur usse chhue ke liye haath aage bhadya
Komal chilla kar - nahi dev nahi mat chuoo usse
Mai - aram sai tum dur jaao yaha
Komal - nahi. Tum dur hatoo uss sai
Woh ladki aag ki jalanai lagi log hangama machani lage bhaago bhaago bhaago bomb
human bomb
Tabhi uss bhag dad mai ek baacha gir gaya aur usske shir par laat lagi aur woh
behosh ho gaya
Mai tezz sai chillaaya - sab wahi ruk jaaoo
Mai etnai tezz chillaaya ki sab dar ke maare hi ruk gayar mai gusse log apni
khidakio par aa gaye
Mai- mam aap apni ko uthaoo aur koi bhega nahi
Tabhi ek ladka chillaya - arre yeh toh dgp hai joh saayad bhaut phele bane the
Mai- haaa aaap log shaant ho gaaye aur kisi ko chhot naa pahuchaye
Woh aurat apni baache ko goad mai le ronne lagi
Maine vapas komal sai - please jaan jaaoo mai sab samabhal lunga
Akash tabhi picche sai aaya
Mai - yaar ess le kar jaa please
Komal- koi jarurat nahi mai jaati hu par agar tumhe kuch hua toh dhekh lenna
Woh picche chali gayi maine aage bhadh kar usski ladaki ko chua joh aur tezz
jalanai lagi
Log aur dar gaye
Log - bhago yaha sai humme yeh marawa dega
Maine ussnki taraf dhekha
Ek bacchi apni maa ki ungali hilate hue - mummi mummi woh dhekho woh aag mai
haath daal rahe hai aur unnki aakhe
