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Neha - bade gande ho Gaye ho abb joh hoo Gaya baad Mai baat karana aur soo
jaaiye mujhe need aa rhai hai
Mai BHI sochata hua soo Gaya ki aakhir hi hua kyu
Phir humm dono soo Gaye
ABB AGGE
Subah utha to mera shir bhaari saa ho raha tha aur neha mere upar taang rakh kar
soyi hui thi
Maine usske cahere par sai baal hataya aur ussko dhenai laga baalkani sai aati
hui thandi hawa usske ballo ko uda rahi thi par mai bar ussje hata raha tha ki
neha ki need kul gayi
Who jamabhai leti hui – aawww good morning bhaiya
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Mai – good morning neha
Neha nai jasse hi apne sharer par haat ghumaya ussnai chadar apnai upper chich
li
Mai – kya hua nehu
Par ussnai apna shir upper nahi hataya aur apna chera chaddar mai chupani ki
kosis karnai lgi
Maine usska face pakada aur
Mai –kaya hua tum etna ghabra kyu rahi hoo
Neha jaldi sai – nahi aisa nahi hai who sharam aa rahi rahi hai
Mai lambhi saas leta hua – mai jannata hu kal maine bhaut baddi galati kar di
hai kaya tuh saayad mujhe kabhi maaf nahi karegi yeh bhi mai jannata hu
Neha – siii pagal ho kaya joh hua ussko badala nahi jaa sakata hai abb par
aapki hi galati nahi hai mai bhi essmai puri hakadaar hu
Mai – tuh nadan hai abhi
Neha –kaya aapko aisa laga kaya kal bhi
Mai – par mai ----------mai chup ho gaya
Neha – mai nahi kahi rahi hu ki app mere ko wahi payaar do joh apni wife ko do
kyuki app ke pass unnke liye hi time hi nahi hai
Mai –nahi aisa nahi nehu
Neha – sach badal nahi jaayega aapke kahnai sai par kaya app mujhe todha saa
payaar toh de sakate ho
Mai uth kar jaakar balakani mai khaada ho gaya aur sochani laga
Mai – man mai – akkhir kay sahi hoga ess pal mere liye
Tabhi who chaddar mai lipati hui aayi aur mujhe picche sai lipat gayi
Mai – kaya hua nehu
Neha – aaj kisi ladake sai dhur hokar badi taklif hoo rahi hai
Mai ne usska chudaya aur uss baaho ko kas ke pakad liya –konhnai woh kaya kiya
ussnai
Neha mere gallo ko haatho mai leti hui- yehi app mai sabsai badi kami hai
Mai – kaisi kami hai
Neha – aap vishwas karana nahi jaante ho kaya koi aur kah dega mai kisi ki
sasath soo gayi toh kaya app maan logge
Mai – tumhe bura laga toh sorry
Neha – kisi ki etnai chinata mat kariye ki usski fikar appke vishwass ko kamzor
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kar de aapki jinati bhi gf hai who appko naa caahate hue bhi share Kr rahi hai
kaya eaisi kisi par gussa karana kisi bat ke liye sahi hoga
Mai –haa saayad tum sahi kahti ho mai unnko apni payar kaam property jada
samjhani laga hua jisko time time par dhena hota hai
Neha – kaya aapko abb mai abb yeh samjhaungi
Mai – tum kaha jaa rahi hoo
Neha – abhi nahi toh kabhi toh jaana hi hota hai
Mai udaas hokar – kyu kaha janna ccaahati ho tum
Neha hasate hue – arre kabhi toh shaadi hogi meri abb apsai toh kanai sai rahi
mai bhen joih hu aur samaz [gate nock]
Maa – beta utha nahi abhi kitana soyega nasate par aa gaa
Mai –aaya maa fresh hokar
Maa –neha kaya tere pass hai
Mai –haa maa who yahin soo gayi thi [natak karte hue ] aee neha uth jaldi uth
Neha bhi – kaya bhai abhi soone do
Maa- dev jaldi lekar niche aa
Mai –app chaloo maa mai lekar aata hu
Who chali gayi aur neha bhi bina kuch bole bathroom mai chali gazyi
Maine jadu sai ek dress usski kabard sai lakar use di
Aur phir mai bhi tayaar hokar niche jane lage hum shidiyo sai utar rahe the ki
sab hume asse dhekh rahe the jaise koi couple aa rahe ho
Hum dono akkar niche beth gaye
Dad – kahi jaa rahi hai kaya neha
Neha- nahi dad mai kaahi nahi jaa rahi
Maa – yeh aur esski bhene jab yeh aa jaata hai bus padhan bhul jaati hai
college nahi jaana hai
Neha – abhi kuch din band rahega maa aap bhi
Pari aaj etnai dino baad ghar nasata karte hue bhaut kush thi
C chach –kaya baat pari aaj badi kush lag rahi hai
Pari –nahi chacha ji aaj merafav khana jo bana hua hi
Bchacha –wiase tereaur enn dono ke bich mai sab thik hua kaya
Mai – kaha chacha ji naa meri coffe waali bhi naraz hai aur mujhe sai gift lene
waali hai
Sab halke sai hase
Kirti – it’s not funny understand
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Mai –accha abb saari English ghar mai mat shuru karana
Ritu – any problem mr
Mai – ok bolati raho tum dono ho meri pyaari gudiya entana sah lunga
Ritu nai ek spoon mere upper fheka par maine catch kar liya
Mai - Thanks gudiya essi ki jarurat thi mujhe
Mai utha aur jakar ritu ke picche khada ho gaya aur ek niwala ritu ke muh mai
daalanai laga
Ritu mera haath jhatak ke – yeh kaya batmi……………who aage kuch bolati maine
usske muh mai niwala daal diya
Bchachi kuch bolanai waalithi par chacha nai haath pakad kar chup rahene ko kaha
Mai – kyu abb bhi maanegi ki nahi
Woh jor jor sai ronne lagi kirti nai gusse sai mujhe dhekha aur usse lekar upper
chali gayi
C chachi – dev tuh nasta kr parathe thandhe ho jaayene
Mai – ji chachi waise who sab hai kha jinhe maine mara hai
C chachi –business ke liye gaye hai bhar aur rahul ghumani gaya hai unnke saath
Mai – ohh aur dad kaisa chal raha hai kaam
Dad – bus sab badiya hai aur tuh bata kab laa raha hai bhauoo ko ghar
Mere muh sai tea nikal jaati unnhonai bola hi asset ha jaise mai baarat lenne
jaa raha hu