Update 116
Khair aakhir main sasur ko uss stool se utarna para aur sabun bhi gir gaya niche bathroom mein hi aur Poonam samajh gayi ke sabun ka kaam bilkool nahin tha sasur ko balke usski jism se kaam tha….. woh kuch pareshaan aur ghabraayi huwi thi magar phir bhi wapas nahane lagi sasur ke uss harkat ko sochte huwe…… nahate nahate woh muskuraayi bhi aur khud apne jism ko dekhne lagi niche se upar tak apne hathon se khud ke jism ko malte huwe……
Udhar sasur ne baahar apni patni ko dekha ke woh baat kiye jaa rahi hai padosan se to phir bathroom ke paas gaya aur dhire se phir kaha, “Ari oh Poonam jaan zara ek jhalak to dikhade apna, sirf ek minute ke liye darwaza kholde main tumko nahate huwe dekhlun phir band karlena!” Poonam ne thoda gambhir awaaz mein kaha, “paagal ho kia aap? Sasu maa yahin hai!” Girjanand ne kaha, “are woh padosan se baahar baat kar rahi hai!” Poonam ne tab normal awaz mein poocha, “Kaun aayi hai savita hai kia? Uss ne kaha tha ke aaj apne bache ko mere saath chorr jaegi market jaate waqt.” Sasur ne kaha, “Savita to nahin magar ek budhi baat kar rahi hai teri saas ke saaath!” Aur Poonam ne kaha, “ab jawo aap, mujhe nahane dijiye!” Sasur ne zid ki, “Ek baar thoda sa darwaza to kholde nah! Ek jhalak hi dekh lun tujhe!” Poonam ne kaha, “kabhi nahin aap tarapte raho ji!” aur woh hanss padi yeh kehkar! Sasur bhi muskuraya aur kaha, “thik hai jab niklogi to badla lunga yahin wait karta hoon teri! Aaj bhi tawliya lappet kar niklegi kia? Wah kitna mazaa ayega teri badan ki khushbhoo ko sunghne aur chaatne ko! Mar jawunga yaar!” Poonam ne hansste huwe kaha, “thik hai maro aap! Mujhe kia?!” Sasur bola, “haye zaalim bahu kuch to taras kar iss adher aadmi par!” Poonam phir hansste huwe boli, “Aap aur adher? Kiss ne kaha aap adher ho? Aap bilkool tagda jawaan ho ab bhi mujhe heyraani hoti hai aap ke himmat aur hawsle ko dekh kar pitaji! Aap ko eisa nahin karna chahiye main aap ki bahu hoon, beti samaan hoon!” Girjanand bola, “beti samaan ho beti to nahin…are agar tu beti bhi hoti tab bhi meri mang yehi hoti tujhse! Kamaal ki beti ho tum yaar kia kahun, eisa jism aur ada kahan se laayi hai tu, bilkool diwana kardene wala!”
Tab tak Girjanand ki patni ghar mein wapas ati hai aur jaldi se sasur ek taraf ho jata hai aur sasu kehti hai, “aji sunte ho, main shantidaass chachi ke yahan jaa rahi hoon wahan usske bête ka accident huwa hai suna hai behaal hai dekhne jaa rahi hoon devyani ke saath. Der ho jaye to fikar mat karna!” “Thik hai jawo” sasur ne kaha aur usske mann mein to ladoo phootne lage kyunke ab to Poonam baahar niklegi to koyi nahin hoga ussko rokne ke liye…. Bahot khush tha woh….
Sasu ji chali gayi aur Poonam ab nahakar baahar nikalne wali thi aur Girjanand bathroom ke darwaze ke kareeb intezaar kar raha tha. Uss se sabr nahin huwa aur kaha, “ab to nikal Poonam meri jaan! Aur bata tawliya mein hi ayegi baahar?” Poonam ne jawaab diya, “bilkool nahin aaj kapde pehenkar hi niklungi!” “Girjanand bola, “koyi baat nahin main kapdon ko utaar dunga thik hai nah!” Aur laal chehre ke saath Poonam ne dhantte huwe andaaz mein kaha, “Besharam!! laaj nahin aap ko zara sa bhi? Aap jawo yahan se main nikalne wali hoon ab jawo nah please!” Magar Sasur jata kahan woh to dil thaam kar wait karne laga aur jeise hi Poonam ne bathroom ka darwaza khola woh jhapat pada usspar….. Poonam assal mein tawliye mein hi simti thi…… bada sa tawliya tha, usske thik jaanghon tak ati thi aur upar wohi chuchiyon mein ghuseda huwa…..usski chaati ki ziada safed wale rang thik chuchiyon ke upar gale ke taraf se lekar kaandhon tak ka rang alag, bheege huwe baal se tapakte paani peeth par chote katre behte huwe, gaalon aur bazuwon par kahin kahin pani ke boondein pare huwe… usski jism ki khushbhoo diwana banane wala, sasur ne ussko zor se apne bahon mein jakra aur bina kuch kahe apne jeebh ko usske chaati par pherne laga…..
Ponam heyraan aur pareshaan idhar udhar dekhte huwe ek tarap ke saath kaha, “kia hogaya hai aap ko, sasu maa dekh legi kyun itna tang kar rahe ho aap mujhe! Sharam kijiye zara! Chorrye mujhe varna main chillaati hoon!” Sasur ne kaha, “teri saas chali gayi uss budhi ke saath kissi ke yahan aur der se wapas ayegi, ab to maan ja full time hai hamare paas, ab inkaar mat kar chal mere bedroom mein lechalta hoon, ya tum apni bed par passand karegi bol?”
Poonam baith gayi usske chungal se nikalne ke liye, uss waqt donon corridor mein hi the, aur jiss waqt Poonam baithi to tawliya to aur jaanghon ke upar uth gayi aur kia nazara dikha sasur ko, ussne turant apna ek haath Poonam ke jaanghon par kiya aur ussne honth Poonam ke labon par pher rahe the, aur Poonam usske bahon se nikalne ki koshish mein thi….. thik ussi waqt Savita apne bache ke saath ghar mein daakhil hoti hai zor se kehte huwe, “Ari oh Poonam le sambhaal mere laal ko main ek ghante mein wapas ajawungi…….” Magar Savita jiss dum woh alfaaz keh rahi thi woh ghar ke andar ghuss chuki thi aur uss waqt Sasur ke haath Poonam ke jaangh par tha aur honth Poonam ke honthon par jo Savita ne dekha magar andekha kar diya jeise ussne kuch dekha hi nahin aur jaldi se dawte huwe
Poonam apne kamre mein gayi aur sasur toilet ke taraf gaya Savita ke awaaz sunte hi……
Savita ek nayi maa thi, 2 saal se bahu bani thi padosi ke yahan aur usska mann machal utha sasur bahu ko uss haalat mein dekh kar, aur usska dil dhak dhak karne laga phir bhi woh kuch na boli aur Poonam ka wait kiya, jab Poonam kapde pehenkar lounge mein aayi to Savita ne apne bache ko Poonam ko diya aur dhire se kaha, “sab thik hai nah? Koyi problem to nahin?” Aur Poonam muskurate huwe boli, “Nahin to koyi problem nahin kyun pooch rahi ho?” To Savita ne kaha,” bus eise hi pooch liya, achah main chalti hoon koyi ghante der ghate mein wapas ajawungi thik hai? Agar yeh ziada pareshan kare to zara baahar ghuma dena chup ho jaega!” Aur Savita ne ek nazar corridor ke taraf dekha Poonam ke sasur ko talaashte huwe aur woh lounge ke taraf araha tha…to Savita ne pranaam kiya ussko ek jhooti muskaan ke saath aur uss drisht ko sochne lagi jo ussne kuch der pehle dekhi sasur bahu ke beech!!!!!
To be continued……………….