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Main - manu jaan, bas do hi dino ki to baat hai, phir ham wapas chalenge.
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Mansi (khush hokar) - sachchi.
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Main (uska gaal chumkar)- muchi...
Ab Aage -
Anjalika (mansi se)- kyon manu kya tumhen yahan achchha nahin laga?
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Mansi - nahin di, aisi baat nahin hai,
Yahan par sab kuchh hai, par phir bhi adhura - adhura sa lagta hai,
Aap khud bataiyye, ki aapko yahan zyada maza aa raha hai, ya dhartiLok me zyada maza aata tha?
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Leeza - Baat to sahi hai, main bhi tumse sehmat hun, yahan par ham khulkar pyar to chhodo, baaten bhi chhip - chhipkar karte hain.
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Main - wow! Leeza ji, aapne pehle kyon nahin bataya ki aapko pyar karna hai, aao aapki ichchha abhi puri kar dete hain.
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Is baat par ham sab hasne lage, or leeza sharma gayi.
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Khair! Hamne thoda or discussion karne ke baad meeting thatam ki,
Or main sabhi ke sath parilok ghumne nikal gaya.
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Sham ko jab ham wapas aaye to pure mehal ko phulon se saja diya gaya tha, or jashn ki puri tayyari ho chuki thi,
Ham sabhi jashn ke maidaan me ja pohche, jo mehal ke baju me hi tha,
Wahan par ek shandaar stage bani hui thi, or baki sabhi ke baithne ka bhi intzaam tha.
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Or Raja Vikram Singh apni raniyon ke sath sabhi se mil rahe the,
Ham sab bhi jakar ek baar unse mile, or vahin ek table par baith gaye.
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Wahan Kuchh pariyan apni kamar ko hila - hila kar dance kar rahi thin,
Ham sabhi uske maze lene lage.
Iske alava wahan par har tarhan ke pakvan moujood the,
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Wo puri raat aise hi jashn me nikal gayi, or subha 3 baje ke aas - paas main, mansi, priya, sakshi or sheetal ke sath mehal ke ek hi room me so gaya.
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Abhi mujhe soye hue 2 hi ghante hue the, ki ek mulazim (naukar) ne aakar mere room ka gate knock kar diya,
Jisse meri aankh khul gayi,
Maine door khola to wo naukar bola-
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Naukar (sar jhukaye hue)- gustakhi maf huzoor, aapko Maharaj ne turant yaad kiya hai.
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Main aakhen malte hue, uske sath Vikram Singh ke paas pohcha,
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Vikram Singh - Aao Sagar, maaf karna hamne tumhari neend me badha dali.
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Main - koi baat nahin mahataj,
Kahiye kaise yaad kiya.
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Vikram Singh - hamne aapko yahi yaad dilane ke liye yaad kiya tha,
Ki aaj yagg bhi karna hai.
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Main - are haan maharaj, achchha jua aapne yaad dila diya,
Sabhi ko bulva lijiye, or Rajguru ko bhi, or aap bhi apna shuddhikaran kar ke bahar ke maidaan me aa jaiyye, main yagg ki samagri ke sath bahar aapka intzar karta hun.
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Raja haan me sar hila kar chala gaya.
Or main kuchh naukaron ke sath bahar ke maidan me pohcha,
Vahan par maine magic se yagg samagri ke sath - sath ek bada stall bana diya,
Or khud bhi nadi me snan karke ek safed kapda dharan karke aa gaya,
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Rajguru ke sath - sath hi Raja samhit ghar ke sabhi log aa chuke the,
Or maine, Rajguru ko paas baitha kar, Apne samne ShivLing rakhkar,
"Mahamrityunjay mantra" ka uchcharan shuru kar diya,
मृत संजीवनी महामंत्युंजय मंत्र-
ॐ हौं जूं सः ॐ भूर्भुवः स्वः
ॐ त्र्यम्बकं यजामहे सुगन्धिं पुष्टिवर्धनम्
उर्वारुकमिव बन्धनान्
मृत्योर्मुक्षीय मामृतात्
ॐ स्वः भुवः भूः ॐ सः जूं हौं ॐ !!
Or Rajguru ne bhi mere sath sur milana shuru kar diya.
Raja samhit baki log hamare ird - gird hath jodkar apne sheesh jhuka kar baith gaye the.
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Ye yagg karte hue hame subha ke kareeb 5 baje se 8 baj gaye the,
Ham sabki aakhen band thin,
Ki tabhi mujhe Mahakaal ka muskurata hua chehra dikhai diya,
Or agle hi pal mere hath me kuchh prasad tha, main Mahakaal ka ishara samajh gaya tha,
Maine zor - zor se Mahakaal ka naam japna shuru kar diya, or isi ke sath unka chehra mere aage se vileen ho gaya.
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Maine apni aakhen kholin,
or yagg ke safal hone ke bare me sab ko bataya,
Or wo prasad Raja ko de diya.
Raja ne vo apni chhalakti hui aakhon se laga liya.
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Main - Rajan is prasad ko jis kisi ko bhi khilaoge usse aapko apne uttaradhikari ki prapti hogi.
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Raja - Kintu Sagar, main agar kisi ek ko khilaunga to baki sab naraaz nahin ho jayengi.
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Main (muskurate hue)- to sab ko khila do.
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Rajguru & Raja (achraj se)- kyaaa?
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Main - haan, rajan tumne theek suna, ye prasad 8tho raniyon me vibhajit kar do, baaki jo mahakal chahenge vaisa hi hoga.
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Raja ne vaisa hi kiya, sabhi raniyon me prasannata se vo prasad kha liya.
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Main (vikram singh se)- ab aap sambhalo apni aane vali cricket team ko or main chala apni neend puri karne.
(Maine apni team ko ishara karte hue kaha)
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Meri baat pe sabhi hasne lage.
Or main apni biviyon ko sath lekar mehal ke andar ki or apne kamre ki taraf chal diya,
Is baar hamare sath anju or leeza bhi thin.
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Maine raat ko hi bade vale bed ka intzaam kar diya tha, jispar ham sabhi ek sath soye the,
Main to jate hi phail gaya,
Or baaki ladkiyan mere ird - gird.
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Main dopeher ko lunch ke time tabh utha jab kisi ne hamara door knock kiya.
Mujhe saans lene me badi duvidha ho rahi thi,
Maine aakhen khol ke dekha to sheetal mere muh par apni dono chuchiyan ghusaye so rahi thi.
Or baaki ki ladkiyan bhi mere ird - gird soi padi thin,
Maine sheetal ko apne oopar se hataya or bagal me soi padi mansi ko jaga kar door kholne bheja.
Mansi ne door khola to lunch ke liye bulava tha,
Maine bakiyon ko jagaya or Ham sabhi fresh hokar bhojan-kaksh me pohoch gaye.
Wahan jakar dekha to Menka, Raja or unki sabhi raniyan hi thin.
Baaki sab apne-apne ghar ja chuke the.
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Ham bhi sab se baten karte hue lunch karne lage, sath hi raja ki sabhi raniyon ne mujhe us yagg ke liye dhanyavad kaha.
Tabhi menka ke chul hui.
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Menka (cute sa muh bana kar)- pyare jiju.
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Main - gayi bhes pani me.
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Meri baat pe sab thahaka lagakar hasne lage. Or jab chup hue to menka phir boli.
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Menka - jiju hame bhi bhai chahiye,
Aisa hi prasad mom ke liye bhi do na?
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Uski baat pe sab ektak uski taraf dekhne lage, or phir se hamari hasi ka shor goonjh gaya.
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Anju's mom (haste hue menka se)- are beta bhai ko rehne do, tumhare pita ne sab ko aaj sham hi jinnlok bulaya hai,
Sagar or leeza ki shadi ke liye,
Ab to apne bhanje ko god me khilana.
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Main (achraj se)- kyaaa? Ye kab hua, or hame pehle kyon nahin bataya.
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Vikram Singh - beta aaj subha hi rajguru dwara kal ka shubh muhurat nikla hai, wo to tumhen batana chahte the, par tum sone chale gaye, ab unko tayyari to karni hi thi, isi liye wo hame bata kar jaldi - jaldi nikal gaye.
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Main (khushi se)- chalo to bhai aap sab log jinnlok pohcho or main mom - dad ko lekar aata hun.
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Menka - shadi gayi bhad me, pehle mujhe mera bhanja chahiye,
Tabh hi shadi hone dungi.
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Main (apna sar peet kar)- leeza tumhari behen confirm pagal hai,
Isko hamare DhartiLok me mental hospital me bharti karao.
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Leeza to bechari waise hi sharm se laal hui padi thi, wo kya bolti.
Khair! Jaise taise menka ko Raniyon ne milkar shant kiya ki "shadi se pehle bachche nahin hote" tabh kahin jakar wo mani.
Phir sabhi Jinnlok jane ki tayyari me lag gaye.
Or main nikal gaya DhartiLok Mom Dad or shayad aunty ko bhi lane.
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Udhar ShaitaanLok me
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Yahan ek badi meeting chal rahi thi,
Jisme shaitan ka beta - beti or senapati ke sath - sath vahan ki sari hastiyan aayi hui thin,
Sabhi me halchal thi. Or sabhi gusse me lag rahe the.
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Shaitan's Son (gusse me senapati se)- ye jo kuchh bhi hua hai, isme galti sirf teri hai, jab yahan ka dwarpal mara gaya tha to turant action kyon nahin liya? Or wo tha kon jo andhi ki tarhan aaya or tufan ki tarhan us raja ko ke uda.
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Senapati (sar jhukate hue)- maaf kar dijiye maharaj, hamne uska pata lagane ke liye apne guptcharon ko bhej diya hai, wo aate hi honge.
Or wo jo bhi tha, uska vinash nishchit hai.
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Tabhi 10 - 12 logon ki team vahan aati hai, jinhen dekh kar sab khade ho jate hain.
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Senapati (us team se)- kya khabar laye ho? Kon tha wo?
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Unme se 1 bola -
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Guptchar - Sarkaar, uska naam sagar hai, or wo DhartiLok ka rehne vala hai.
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Is baat se sab hil kar reh gaye.
"Kyaaaaaaaa" sab ka ye hi reaction tha.
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Shaitan's Son - ye nahin ho sakta, ek mamuli sa manushye hame maat nahin de sakta, tum sab jhooth bol rahe ho. Tumhen pata hai iske liye tumhen mratyu dand bhi mil sakta hai
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Guptchar (hath jodte hue)- wo koi sadharan manushye nahin hai maharaj! Uspar "Mahakal" ki kripya hai, or sath me unki di hui shaktiyan bhi, or yahi nahin balki uske paas poore parilok ki shakti bhi hai.
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Is baat se sab tension me aa gaye,
Tabhi vahan khada ek kala choga pehne hue jo in sabka rajguru lag raha tha wo shaitaan bola-
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Wo shaitaan - maharaj ab hame avashye hi us dhatu ka prayog karna chahiye, jisse kisi ki bhi sabhi
Shaktiyan nasht ho jati hain.
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Shaitan's daughter - hahahahahaha bohot achchha sujhav diya hai guruji,
Agar ye upay kaam kar gaya to wo apni yaddasht bhi kho dega.
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Senapati - is yojna ko anjaam dene ke liye ham khud jayenge.
Ab tu nahin bach payega manav .
Hahahahaahhahahahahahaa
Sabhi taraf se ek khoufnaak thahaka goonjh utha.
Senapati - is yojna ko anjaam dene ke liye ham khud jayenge.
Ab tu nahin bach payega manav .
Hahahahaahhahahahahahaa
Sabhi taraf se ek khoufnaak thahaka goonjh utha.
NEXT -
Idhar DjartiLok Me
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Main sidha Apne ghar ke aage teleport hua, or jakar door bell bajane vala tha ki door khul gaya,
Or mom ne mujhe apne gale se laga liya.
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Mom (mera matha choomkar)- mera bachcha aa gaya tu,
(Phir mere pichhe jhakte hue)
Meri bachchiyan kahan hain? Dikhai nahin de rahin.
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Main (muskurate hue)- mom agar aap mujhe andar aane dengi tabhi to kuchh bataunga na.
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Mom ne mujhe andar aane ka rasta diya, or mere liye paani le aayin.
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Main - Mom, Dad or aunty dikhai nahin de rahe.
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Mom - beta tere dad ko to tu janta hi hai, apne office se sham ko hi aate hain. Or teri aunty 2 din ruk kar vapas apne ghar chali gayin hain.
Ab tu bata ki tu akela kaise aaya hai?
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Main - Mom kal meri or leeza ki shadi hai, isi liye aap dono ko lene aaya hun, agar aunty bhi yahan par hotin to unko bhi sath hi le leta.
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Mom - kyaaa teri shadi hai, or vo bhi kal, or tu ab bata raha hai.
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Main - are mom mujhe bhi abhi thodi der pehle hi pata chala hai, baaki ka aapko vahin jakar pata chal jayega,
Filhal aap dad ko call karke bula lo,
Hame abhi nikalna hai.
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Mom ne haan me sar hila kar dad ko call kar ke urgently aane ko kaha.
Jisse dad bhi jaldi hi ghar aa gaye,
Door khula hua hi tha.
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Dad (andar aate hue)- are darling kya hua? Urgent meeting chhod ke aaya hun, kahin tumhara mood to nahin ban gaya......
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Ekaek mujhe dekh kar chup ho gaye,
Main zor se thahaka lagakar hasne laga, or dad ka sharmindgi se bura haal ho gaya, kyonki wo mere saamne aisi baat nahin karte the.
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Khair! Maine unko bhi saari baat batai, or kuchh din ke liye office na jane ki salah di.
Jise wo khushi - khushi maan gaye,
Or maine mom se aunty ko call karne ka bhi bol diya.
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Mom ne aunty ko call karke ghoomne jane ka bata diya, or main mom - dad ka hath pakad kar teleport hokar sidha jinnlok pohoch gaya.
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Mom - Dad to aisi bhavya duniya dekhkar achambhit ho gaye.
Phir main unhen lekar sidha mahel pohoch gaya,
Jahan par sabhi pehle hi pohoch chuke the, hamara bohot bhavya swagat hua.
Vahan par shadi ki tayyari poore zor par thi,
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Mom - Dad to abhi mahel ki khubsurati me hi khoye pade the,
Jinhen Raja Aghora or Raja Vikram Singh aakar present me laye.
Sari behne bhi aakar Mom - Dad se milin phir mom - dad jakar raja or sabhi rani ek room me chale gaye,
Shayad vivah ka plan discuss karne.
Or main sabhi ladkiyon ke sath mahel ke bahar bane garden me aa gaya.
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Ham baith kar baten karne lage,
Waise ek achchhi baat thi yahan,
Yahan par dulhan banne vali ladki ko ghumne - ghamne ki full azaadi thi,
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Sheetal (bura sa muh banate hue)- Bhai aap pehle se kafi change ho gaye ho.
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Main (mathe par bal late hue)- kyon gudiya tumhen aisa kyon laga?
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Sheetal - ab aap wo romantic DDLJ vale Raj nahin rahe, ab na aap hame kiss karke uthate ho or na hi romance karte ho.
(Usne udas hote hue kaha)
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Or uski baat par bakiyon ne haan me haan milai,
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Mansi - bilkul theek kaha tune gudiya, ham sab teri baat se sehmat hai.
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Vahan par to sabhi ladkiyon ki khichdi pakni start ho gayi.
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Main - Are ek minute, ek minute, pehle mujhe bolne ka mouka to do.
(Ispar sabhi shant hokar ektak mujhe dekhne lagin)
Dekho ye tum sab bhi apni aakhon se dekh rahi ho, ki jab se main yahan aaya hun, kisi na kisi kaam me uljha hua hun, neend tak puri nahin hoti hai, ab tum hi batao ki main kya karun.
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Tabhi menka vahan meri baaten sunti hui aa dhamki.
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Menka - jiju aap ek kaam karo, chullu bhar pani me doob maro.
Mujhe ek bhanja to de nahin sakte or yahan baithkar panchayat kar rahe ho.
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Main - are aao aao, tumhari hi kami thi, tumhare bina to sab kuchh shant - shant sa lagta hai.
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Menka (pyar se)- achchha, itna pyar karte ho aap hamse.
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Ispar leeza mujhe ghoorne lagi.
Or baki ki ladkiyon ko to menka or meri behes me maza aata tha, wo to shant hokar sunne lagin.
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Main - abe pagal hai kya, main kyon pyar karne laga, main kya pagal hun.
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Menka - pyar karne ke liye pagal hona zaruri hai?
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Main (apne sar ke baal nouchkar)- tumhari baat ka javaab mere paas nahin hai.
(Dono hath jodkar)- mujhe maaf karo meri maa.
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Menka - ye lo ho gaye na aap bhi pagal, sali ko maa bata rahe ho,
Iska matlab ab ham pyar kar sakte hain.
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Maine leeza ki taraf dekha to wo to hamari baton ke maze le rahi thi,
Baki ki ladkiyon ke sath.
Maine socha jab kisi ko koi problem nahin hai to ab iski watt lagata hun.
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Main (dhire se)- achchha pyar karke kya karogi.
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Menka - pichhli baar aapne kiss kiya tha is baar ham kar lenge. Pyar bhi ho jayega or hisab bhi barabar ho jayega.
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Main - achchha pichli baar maine kahan par kiss kiya tha.
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(Abki baar menka ki hava leni shuru ho gayi)
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Menka - kahhan ma matlab, apne room me kiya tha.
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Main - kahan matlab room me nahin,
Matlab gaal par kiya tha ya lips par?
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Menka - mmm mujhe yaad nnahin aa raha.
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Main (bakiyon ki taraf aankh marte hue)- chalo aapke room me abhi yaad karva deta hun.
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Menka ne apne aap ko phaste hue dekha to turant topic change kar diya.
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Menka (zehrili muskan ke sath)- jitni pyar or romantic baaten aap hamse kar rahe hain, kya didi se bhi karte hain ya nahin?
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Main (man me)- pencho isne to pasa hi palat diya,
Maine leeza ki taraf dekha to vo jalti aakhon se mujhe hi ghoor rahi thi,
Maine thook satakte hue bakiyon ko dekha to unka bhi leeza jaisa hi haal tha.
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Main (apne aap ko relax karke)- wo kya hai maina ji, mujhe itna time nahin mil paya hai, par dharti lok par wapas jate hi main kisi bhi bivi ko shikayat ka mouka nahin dunga.
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Menka (aag lagate hue) - abhi jitni der aap hamse romantic baten kar rahe the, itna time apni biviyon ko dete, aakhir wo aapki zimmedari hain, aapko is baat ki koi parvah hai ya nahin.
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Main isharon se use chup rehne ka bolta raha par wo kahan baaz aane vali thi, pata nahin kya - kya bolti chali gayi.
Or poori tarhan aag lagane ke baad mujhe aankh markar nikal gayi.
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Uske jane ke baad maine thandi saans lete hue sab ki taraf dekha to unke to aansu nikal rahe the, yahan tak ki sheetal to subak rahi thi.
Main badi duvidha me aa gaya, ki ab kis kis ko gale lagaun.
Or kya samjhun, is sali menka ka to kisi din plan bana ke murder karunga.
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Phir maine apne hath magic se lambe karke sabhi ko gale laga liya,
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Main (unhen apne se chipta kar)- sorry babu, us menka ki baaton me mat aao, tum sab hi meri duniya ho,
Kal leeza ke sath shadi ke baad,
Parso ham sabhi apne ghar par honge, or vahan ek hi room me bas main or tum sab or hamara romance.
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Meri baat se sabhi khush ho gayin, or apne aansu pochhkar sidhi baith gayin.
Or ek baar phir se baaton ka silsila shuru hua jo dinner ke time tak chalta raha.
Phir ham sab uthkar dinner karne chal diye.
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Udhar ShaitaanLok Me
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Ek guptchar bhaga - bhaga senapati ke paas aaya.
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Guptchar - sarkaar wo manav abhi jinnlok me hai, or vahan ki rajkumari se shadi karne vala hai, jo ki kal hi hai.
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Senapati - abe manhoos, hamesha manhoos khabar deta hai, agar aisa ho gaya to wo sare jinnlok ki shaktiyon ka malik ban jayega,
Phir pata nahin wo dhatu uspar asar kare bhi ya nahin,
Abhi chalo jinnlok hame use rokna hoga.
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Guptchar (thoda darte hue)- sarkaar, aap bhool rahe hain, ham abhi jinnlok par hamla nahin kar sakte, jinnlok ke charon or suraksha kavach hai, jisme koi bhi shaitaan ya buri takar pravesh nahin kar sakti.
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Senapati (uske ek jhapad marte hue)- sale tu sach me manhoos hai,
(Apne hath malte hue)- bakre ki amma kab tak khair manayegi,
Jaise hi wo jinnlok se bahar aayega bas vahi uska aakhiri din hoga.
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Guptchar (darte hue)- sarkaar agar wo aap ke vaar se bach gaya to?
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Senapati (uske ek jhapad or lagate hue)- To kya to phir parley aayegi,
Kyonki, hamare maharaj abhi dhiyan me leen hain, kuchh din baad hi unki tapasya poori hone vali hai,
Phir hogi jung, or sare loko par hamara raaj hoga
(Ek bhayanak hasi haste hue)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Idhar Jinnlok Me
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Ham baaten karte hue dinner karte rahe, or uske baad sabhi sone chal diye,
Aaj maine menka ko sabak sikhane ka plan banaya, or sab ke so jane ka intzaar karta raha,
Jab sab so gaye, to main ahista se utha, or apni akarshan shakti poori tarhan se khol kar menka ke room ki taraf chal diya,
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Main (man me)- bohot pyar pyar karti hai, bohot aag lagai hai sali ne,
Aaj isko batata hun.
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Maine dhire se uske room ka door khola to chounk gaya.
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