DEV THE HIDDEN POWER (INCEST , MAGICAL ,THRILLER )

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Neha gaane sunati hui room ke pass jakar gate ko dhaka diya

Samanae kdev aram sai soya tha

Neha aage jakar kdev ko hilaya

Kdev nai usse apne upar khich liya

Kdev - abb toh ruk jaoo kal toh chali gayi
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Neha chilla kar -bhaiya

Kdev ki aakhe kuli ussnai usse chhod diya

Kdev-neha tuh yaha

Neha-arre mera naam yaad hai tumhe


Kdev-kaya kaha tunne

Neha-kaya galat bol diya

Mai-abb tamiz bhi nahi bacchi hai

Neha -tamiz aur tumhe jaao jaao party karo

Kadev-etna kuch kar raha hu sabke liye phir bhi

Neha - lagata hai app woh sab baate bhul gaye hoo

Kdev-kon si baat

Neha -jarurat nahi kuch baatane ki tumhe tum abb abb bus unnki tarah hoo joh bus
ladkiyoo ke piche bhaagate rahete hoo

Kdev nai ek tappad mar diya

Kdev -tere etani himmat ki tuh mujhsai asse baat karegi

Neha -kaya galat bol diya jab dhekho club janna aur kaya hai appka aur meera
madam kaa

Kdev-bus bhaut ho gaya abb mai tujhsai behas nahi karna caahata

Neha-haa abb toh meri baate kadavi laganai lagi tab toh mere har ek asshu aapko
kissi bhi doulat sai payaara tha aur aaj chiii.... Aap kaya sai kaya ban gayi

Kdev-tuh kaya samjhati hai mujhe mai yeh bus maje ke liye kar raha hu sab kuch
dhekhana padata hai mujhe agar kuch time masti kar li toh kaya galat kar liya

Neha - haa toh karo roka kisnai phir kyu kaharab kar rahe unn ladakiyoo ki
zindagi kaharab ki joh tumsai payaar kiya

Kdev-kaya matalab hai esska

Neha -matalb app acche sai jaante hoo

Kdev nai apna haath uthaya aur rok liya

Neha -ruk kyu gaye maar do naa akkhir abb bus yahi baccha hai naa

Kdev-neha chali jaa jaa niche

Neha rotte hue -appnai wada kiya tha ki kabhi akela nahi chodoge mujhe
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Kdev(man mai) - saayad dev nai kiyaa hoga khai yeh nafarat toh nahi karani
lagi

Kdev ne usske khandhe par haath neha nai uss sai dahaka de diya kdev jakar bed
ke uss paar gira

Neha ke haatho sai nakun nikal woh palat gayi

Kdev-ess maa kaa yeh kaya hai

Neha ke daant nikal rahe the
Neha-ettnai din sai maine apne janwar ko chupa kar rakh rakaha tha par abb aur
nahi

Kdev-sorry bhen saant ho jaa saant ho jaa galati hoo gayi

Neha - abb apke haath aur jaban sai payaar bhari baate acchi nahi lag rahi hai
socho agar aapki unnko pata laga toh woh toh jitte ji mar jaayengi

Kdev todha dar saa gaya tha - nahi bhen tuh jaisa samjah rahi hai aisa nahi
mai..... (neha nai gusse mai pannja utha liya) nahi nahi aisa karana dev mar
chuka hai

Neha -haa kaya hua mar gaya toh woh marnai waali thi ki usska dyan apne bole
sabdo par gaya woh ruk gayi
Neha rooti hui ghutanoo par beth gayi -nahiii...... Aisa nahi ho sakata mere
bhaiya mere bhaiya nahii.............. Kha hai woh woh nahi mar sakaete hai apni
neha ke bina aur tumnai hume dhokha diya abhi tak

Kdev-halat hi assi thi kuch samajh nahi aaya toh yahi accha laga par woh aageyga
maine pata lagaya hai mai toh bus usske ansh honne kaa fayada utha raha hu aur
ghar ko baccha raha hu par tum nakoon mat naran warna mai bach nahi paaunga
kyuki tum aur dev ek hi maa ki sanatan ho

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Neha - mere payare bhaiya woh floor par gir kar ronne lagi

Udhar mai pari ko lekar apni shaktiyoo ka istemall karke ek gaav mai le jaa
raha

Pari ki aakhe khul rahi thi todhi der baad usski aakhe khuli toh dhekha

Ek lohar garm lohe ko pit pit karke aakar de raha tha wahi pass mai bethi usski
beti aur aur beta bhaati ki agg ko bhadaka rahe the

Ek baachi dev ke pass aur god mai li hui pari sai

Baachi- pari didi ek gulab logi kaya

Pari mujhe dhekhati hai maine haamai shir hila diya

Pari nai gulab le liya gulab late hi pari ke saare kapde gulab ke jase ho gaye


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Bacchi- abb mujhe do kuch

Pari -yaha aao

Baachi pass aayi pari nai usse kiss kardiya woh ladaki gulab ki pankhudauyi mai
baladal gayi aur chaaro taraf gualb ke foolo ki barish honne lagi

Lohar ka loha sonne mai badal gaya

Usski beti bhagati hui aayi aur pari ko ek mukut pahena diya rajkumari waala

Pari bina pakae jhukaye sab dhekh rahi thi maine usske niche utar diya usska
pair jaaise niche pada waha ki dharti sai naram naram gaas nikalene lagi

Pari kushi sai dhekati hui aage bhadani lagi saamnai ek chhoti si jhopadi thi
Par uska gate sonne kaa tha jissmai tala laga hua tha


Pari nai waha pahuch kar meri taraf mai bhi just usske picche hi tha

Maine usska haath pakad liya aur uska haath pakadate hi hum dono ki mutthi mai
sai ek cabbhi nikai aur uss taale mai lag gayi

Aur waha sab kuch normal ho gaya saamnai ek banglow tha aur ek gardan tha

Pari nai phela sabd bola etnai dher baad

Pari-yeh sab kaya hai

Mai -andar chal hi dhekh loo

Ussnai gate ko dhkka diya aur hum dono andar aa gaye

Udhar college ke canteen mai saloni aur komal saath saath bethe hue the
Komal apne nakhuno sai kitab ke cover ko kured rahi thi aur saloni pattis ke
sauce ke saase ko nakunoo sai noch rahi thi

Sam etner hua cantenn mai aur

Sam-ko.... Woh komal ko bualane wala tha par ruk gaya saloni ko usske saath
betha dhekh kar aur unnsai dur beth gaya konne mai

Saloni nai aakhir bola

Saloni-aur kaisi hai tuh

Komal-mai ekdum thik mujhe kaya hua dhekho ekdum bindas hu mai

Aur phir chup ho gayi

Saloni-mummi papa kaise hai aur sam

Komal phir tezz sai - sab bilkul acche sam toh first class app bataoo

Saloni-kaya hua hai mai teri friends hi hu etna habada kyu rahi hai


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Komal- nahi mai kaha hadabada rahi huu

Saloni - kuch kahana chahati hoo kaya

Komal-woh mai......

Tabhi

Akhil -arre saloni yaha kaya kar rahi ho chaoo waha sab wait kar rahe hai

Saloni-chal mai atti huu

Akhil saloni ka haath pakad kar kahada kar deta hai

Akhil-chal bhi abb

Komal aur sam usske haath ko dyaan sai dhek rahe the

Saloni usske saath chali gayi

Par komal ki baat adhuri rah gayi

Sam komal ke pass akar beth jata hai

Komal- bhai app yaha kaise

Sam -tujhe hua kaya hai etna ghabara kyu rahi hai

Komal - woh bhai yeh dhekho

Komal nai phone aage kar diya par jasse jaase ek ek second woh video aage bhaadh
rahi thi sam ke sir sai pasina aa raha tha

Sam- yeh kaise ho sakata hai kal dev toh yaha tha uploading time ke hisab sai
yeh kaise ho sakata hai

Komal- bhai mera dil kah raha hai yeh hi mera dev

Sam- kaise kah sakati hai

Komal- mera payaar etna bhi kamzor nahi hai ki apne dev ko dhekh kar mer dil
nahi dahadake

Sam- matalb yeh koi behrupiya hai

Komal- saayad sahi kah rahe hoo bhai mai esse jaan sai mar dungi

Sam- tuh chinta mat kar esske liye mai hi kaafi aaj hi esski sakal naa bigad di
toh mera naam bhi sam gahlot nhi


Note :- sorry yaar baar baar ruk jaa rahi hai woh tabiyat kaharab thi abu phele
jaisa ho jaayega sab

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Kaafi wkhat ho gaya par pata nahi kyu mera koi mantra kaam nahi kar raha tha



Mai- abh utth bhi jaa naa Gudiya


Pari- gudiya mai hu yeh nahi

Mai - chup kar pagal kahi Ki

Woh todha sa hasi


Neha Ki aahke khul toh rahi thi par asshuoo ke girnai sai band ho jaa rahi yeh
pari nai phele hi dhekh liya pari nai mera khandha pakad kar picche kiya

Aur neha Ki aakhe pocchi jab neha nai sahi sai dhekha

Neha- tum yaha kyu aaye hoo jab mere bhaiya rahe hi nahi toh tum kyu aaye hoo

Pari- are pagal yeh bhaiya hi hai yeh wapas aa gaye hai humare liye

Neha- kaya tuh sach bol rahi hai ohhhh kis pagal nai Mara hai

Mai- na na uth mat let jaa

Neha- aahh lagata hai kuch tut gaya hai kamar mai

Mai-maaf kar de mujhe Maine hi gusse mai mar diya

Neha - app baat mat karo aisa bhi koi karata hai kahi janna tha toh bata deti
yeh Marne Ka natak kyu pata hai kitana dard hua mujhe ki app mujhsai baat kyu
nahi karte

Mai- ussko (kdev ) toh mai dhekh lunja pata nahi kaya-kaya mere naam par kiya
hai

Neha - kaya bhaiya abb toh bata do kaha gaye the

Maine usske sir par haath rakh diya aur USS raat sai mere sàth kaya hua sab
dhikha diya

Neha roote hue bina dard Ki parwah kiye mere gaale lag gayi

Mai- mat roo abb bus hasana hai tum dono ko

Neha - mai riccha bhabhi ko kabhi maaf nahi karungi

Mai- pagal hai kaya joh hua abb usse bhulana hi accha hoga

Pari - waise neha bata du abb ennsai control nahi hota dhur hat jaa

Neha - haa woh toh mai abhi dhekh chuki huu (neha hasanai lagi)

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Mai(man mai)-Abe kaya yaar jaldi mai sab kuch dhikha diya

Pari - kaya dhikha diyaa mujhe bhi dhekhana hai

Mai- woh mai

Pari- aapko meri kasam dhikho

Mai- neha FASA diya tunne

Pari nai mera haath sir par rakh liya - karo jaldi sab dhikhaa doo shuru kasam
hai aapko

Mai- abb tunne kasam di hai toh yahi sahi baad mai mat kahana Ki



Pari- karo jaldi excitement mai mat rakho (Maine aakhe band kar li)

Pari Ki bhi aakhe band ho gayi phir usske baad uske aakho ke aage mera janam
phir do mera bachapan fir usske sath khelena usske sàth kahna sona dheere dheere
bada hona

Usska Naha kar niakalana aur bhar akar gille Baal shukahna aur mera chup kar
usse dhekhana

Fir usski khoonsurati ke attraction sai bacchane ke liye dusri ladkiyoo par try
karna

Usski chizo ko chupa kar rakhana komal Ka Milana

Top aane par uss sai kiss lenna
Fir komal Ka milana

Usske baad woh cancer wala injection lagana fir mera kaahyi mai girana skahtiya
aur Janu sona masoom sai milana

Fir wapas apni family sai Milana raw agency, jean ,bb,shikha sai janagal mai
intimate honna ,neha ka bhediya aur mera aur mera werewolf banana aur fir riccha
Ka mujhpar vash mai hokar chaku marana aur sabanam aur sharabhi kabila ab fir
woh neha ko làat marna Aur abb usske shir par haath rakhana(essi ke saath usske
aakhe khul gayi )


Jab haath hatya Jo usski aakhe laal thi jise dhekete hi mai picche hat gaya

Pari bina kuch bole side waale room mai Jakàr gate band kar liya

Mai bolene wala tha waha nahi par abb joh hoña tha ho gaya

Neha -esse kaya hua

Mai- kuch khass nahi par uss room mai Joh hai uss sai mera bhaut kuch ulatane
wala hai Chal chodd yeh bata kaya hua hai bitte kuch saal



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Neha- kaya hua hai yeh puccho kaya nahi hua hai woh tenno wapas aa gaye Aur ghar
mai hameah kuch ulata shidh karate rahete hai dad ko bhi pata nahi kaya shikha
diya woh bhi unnhi Ki side lete hai aur yeh sab hua aapke bus etana bata du ghar
mai Apke liye abb woh payaar nahi bacha joh phele tha

Mai- kaya kahna caah rahi hai


Neha - matalab Ki naa abb aapko ritu payaar karti hai naa hi kirti aur naa
kasish aur sanajna
Woh abb apne bhaiyoo mai rahati hai

Mai- yeh kaya kar diya k nai

Neha- bhai aur chachio Ka bhi kuch khass lagaw nahi rah gaya hai woh bhi apne
baccho mai kush hai aur aapke ussnai unn tinoo ko bhun bhun kar Mara hai

Mai- aur mai abhi ek ko tapaka ke as raha hu

Neha - haa dhekhaya toh apnai

Mai- phir teen nahi doo bol doo

Neha - waise yeh kabhi shudhrenge yaa nahi


Mai- kaya pata yeh bata ...........shikha ,saloni kaisi hai

Neha - wah Didi sai shidha

Ussko rokate hue


Mai- shikha aur saloni didi bus

Neha - saloni did Ka koi bf ban gaya hai akhil naam Ka aur shikha didi pata nahi
kaha gum rahati hai par dyaan rakahan off foo


Mai- kaya hua dard ho raha hai

Neha hai - haa kitne log hai kiska kiska baatau

Mai- chhod baaki sai mai kudh mil lunga


Neha - abb ghar chaloo


Mai- ruk jara phele usski class lu

Neha - kisi

Mai - are joh dev bana hua hai mera ansh



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Neha - par bhai abhi jahatake sai Jana sahi nahi rahega ghar sabko agar shach
pata chala toh hanagama ho jaayega

Mai- toh kaya karu

Neha - huu aapp kyu naa kuch din wahi(kdev) ban jàoo

Mai- baat mai dum hai par usske kaam gande hai

Neha hasate hue - app bhi bade frenk hoo gaye hoo

Mai shir khujata hua - woh toh bus assi

Neha - he he he chaloo jaao ahh h..

Mai toh gahbara gaya - kaya hua

Neha - apnai meri kamar tod di hai

Maine usski kamar pakad li

Neha - kaya kar rahe ho rahe

Maine kuch mantra padhe aur hath hata liya

Mai- abb thik hua

Neha todha edhar udhar mudi

Neha- wow yeh toh magic hai bikul

Mai- lagata hai phele Maine mantra galat pad diye hai tujhee asse dhekh kar

Neha - waise appko jab Sab aata phir bhi ghabra kyu jàte ho

Mai- pata nahi tum sab mai sai kissi ko kuch bhi hota hai toh dard mujhe hota
hai

Neha- app na bade senti ho hamesha sai

Mai- accha ruk jara Hasti hai mere uper

Woh uth kar bhagane lagi aur mai usske piche woh jakr soffe ke picche chup
gayi

Neha haste hue - dhekha bhaiya Maine bus majak kiya tha


Mai- haath toh aa jaa majak nikal dunga

Neha - Jada kush mat ho jao mujhe kuch karo toh appko bhi hoga


Mai- honne de nahi nahi waha nahi



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Ussnai room mai jakargate band kar diya

Neha - abb bolo kaya karoge bus bata du cheating nahi chalegi

Mai- ahhh maa kaya chala gaya aakhoo mai uhhhh hai kaya hai yeh

Neha aur pari gate bhar dhekha

Abbé Teri gaya mai toh majak mahenga padega abb

Edhar class mai

Gacy - are yaar ESS class ko karana bhai ho jaata hai yaar

Nimi- haa yaar kitana boring lecture hai naa saloni...saloni.,.saloni(hilate hue
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Saloni- haa kaya hua

Nimi - kaha khoo gayi hai

Gacy - kahi akhil Ki yaado mai toh nahi

Saloni - kuch bhi matalab

Vishal- gusaa kyu hoti hai pucha hi toh waase bhi pura college baate kar raha
hai tum dono Ki

Akhil- chup beth be kyu preshan kar raha hai

Shyaam- vasse gacy mere bare mai kaya socha hai

Gacy- chapaal kahaega yaa danda

Shyaam- yaar yuh majak mai bhai ko mat laya kar apne


Saloni- kyu abb kyu jal rahi hai


Shyaam- accha tuh bhi majak karti hai kaya

Saloni- he he aur kaya

Tabhi ek Rajiv bhagata hua aaya Sam ke pass

Sam- Abe kaya hua madam nahi aa rahi kaya

Rajiv - yaar woh dev

Saloni ke kaan mai yeh baat

Akhil(man mai)- abb kaya kiya essnai ab yeh saloni usske pass jaayegi

Aur hua aisa hi saloni uth kar sam ke pass chali gayi

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Akhil(man mai)- abb kaya kiya essnai ab yeh saloni usske pass jaayegi

Aur hua aisa hi saloni uth kar sam ke pass chali gayi

Saloni- kaya hau hai usse

Sam - kk...kkha kuch nahi

Rajiv - bhai aisa kuch nahi....

Sam - Abe Jakàr apni seat par beth naa

Saloni- Sam kaya baat hai

Sam- are kuch nahi woh dev hai naa ussnai kisi ko phir mardiya hai !hai na
Rajiv

Rajiv - kaya

Sam use aakho sai esshara karata hai

Rajiv- ha ha yahi baat hai

Saloni didi kuch bolane waali thi tabhi

Meera- kaya ho raha hai class mai seat par Jakàr betho

Saloni didi aur baaki sab apni seat par beth jaate hai

Udhar pari aur neha nai maar maar kar bura haal kar diya tha

Neha - agar aisa majak abb kiya toh noch lungi aapko

Pari- uss sai phele mai mai mar mar Ka esske sharir mai bhusa bhar dungi


Mai- are baba màff kar aage sai nahi karunga abb

Pari mere senne par sai hat gayi

Tabhi bahar Ka maousam change honne laga

Maine apni talwar nikal li

Mai- aisa kaise ho sakata hai yaha koi nahi aa sakata hai tum dono room mai
jaao

Neha- hua kaya bhaiya

Mai- baad mai tum...mai air kuch bol pata Ki gate khul gaya

Aur joh andar aayi mujhe yakin nahi hua

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Mai- devika devika

Devika bhagati hui akkar mere seene sai lag gayi

Devika roote hue- app aa gaye app aa gaye

Mai- are kyu roo rahi hoo abb bus oh aa gaya todha dheere pakado

Devika- yeh toh kushi ke asshu hai
Kitne varsh laga diye aane mai

Mai usske kaan mai- kaya karu tumhari kushbu khich laayi hai

Devika nai bheege hue aakho sai asse dhekha jasse Maine kuch ansuna kaha diya

Mai- abb toh has do (Maine usske gaal par ek kiss kar deta hu aur usske chera
par smile aa jaati hai )

Devika- etnne varso baad etnai sai kaam nahi chaelega

Mai usski kamar pakadate hue - abb toh sab kuch mil jaayega

Devika- mai toh kab sai intazar kar rahi huu

Pari- uhh huu (khastae hue )

Mai enn dono ko bhul hi gaya tha Maine jhat sai devika ko chhod diya

Pari /neha akar devika ke gaale lag gayi

Devika- pari meri gudiya tujhe mai thik nahi kar saki mujhe maaf kar de

Pari- nahi app aisa mat kaho woh bus bhaiya hi hai joh thik kar sakate hai

Devika- haa yeh hai hi aise


Mai- chaloo tum dono Milo bhabhi sai mai jara baaki bhi toh dhekhu kaya hua mere
picche

Devika - haa baaki bhi intezaar mai hai

Tenno has padi mai bhi hasata hua waha sai nikal pada

Kaafi time baad sumit pahucha
USS hospital jaha amit mra pada tha


Sumit amit ka sir goad mai rakh kar

Sumit rota hua - bhaiya yeh kaya ho gaya appko Maine kha tha smbhal kr rahena
dhekha na mar ke zinda ho gaya woh

Tbhi amit Ki ungliya hilane lagi gate sai ek adami enter hua

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Ussnai Jakàr amit ke pet PR haath rakh diya

Amit ke ghaav bhar gaye Aur ek lambi saas ke saath woh uth kr beth gaya

Sumit ko jaaise khajana mil gaya - bhaiya aap thik ho gayee

Amit toda bhokalya saa tha jase saas ROK kar betha tha

Sumit- kuch toh bolo kaise hua yeh sab


Amit USS adami sai - kaha hai woh
Adami- maharaj woh apne mahal mai hai

Amit- ek kaam thik sai nahi karta hai


Sumit- aare kon hai yeh


Amit- Chal abb chhod abb yaha koi nahi hai


Sumit- Maine toh phele hi kaha hai Ki Hume abb apni shkatiya use karani
caahiye


Amit- haa abb whkat aa gaya hai hum dar rahe the Ki agar use ki power toh usse
ahasaas ho jaayega par abb woh riahtoo ke jaal mai nahi phasane wala hai

Sumit- aur woh


Amit- usska toh kuch karunga mai abb


Aur dono kahade hote hai aur USS adami ke saath bhar nikal jaate hai



Mai pahucha shidha USS college jaha sab padate the


College dhekh kar jaise ajzeeb saa feel hua kyuki college life ka apna ek maja
hai aur mai apne do saal gawa chuka hu

Maine apna dyaan lagaya aur pata Chal gaya kdev college mai nahi hai


Mai college ke andar gaya aur dhekh kar bada maja aa raha tha mai corridor sai
gujar raha tha

Corridor sant tha saayad periods Chal raha tha

Ki tabhi kissi nai mujhe khich liya bathroom mai par mai kuch soch hi nahi
paayar uss sai phele mere hotho kissi ke hotho sai band ho gaye
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Meri aakhe USS ladki sai aakhe mili yeh toh

Mai(man mai)- aabe yeh sir ki ladki ko kaya hua yaar

Woh kissi ko tadati hui

Disha- kaya hua aaj bhaut tadhe pade hoo kaya baat

Mai- woh mai woh

Ussne mera hath apne boobs par rakh diya

Disha- ab saayad tumhara mood thik hoo jaye

Mere hosh ude hue the


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Disha- kaya hua aaj bhaut tadhe pade hoo kaya baat

Mai- woh mai woh

Ussne mera hath apne boobs par rakh diya

Disha- ab saayad tumhara mood thik hoo jaye

Mere hosh ude hue the

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ABB AAGE


Mai- disha kaya kar rahi ho

Diaha chokate hue mera sir chuti hai - kaya aaj tabiyat kaharab hai
Todhe dhille dhille sai lag rahe hoo

Mai kudh ko sambhalata hua - are meri jaan mai aur dhilla woh toh bus tumhe
dhekh kar kho gaya tha (Maine usse boobs daba diye)

Disha - ouuch tum naa pagal ho etna tezz mat dabaya karo kisi nai sun liya naa
toh

Mai- accha mai chalat hu

Kai bhar nikal kar jaane laga

Disha- are baba kidhar jaa rahe ho class udhar hai

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Mai- haa wahi jaa raha hu

Mai dusri taraf Chal pada

Class ke saamne jaka mujhe who dhiki jis dhekhe ke liye bhaut tadapa tha

Mai wahi kahada hokar usse dhekane laga woh samane dhekh rahi thi jaha mam padha
rahi thi

Aur phir meri nazar padi saloni didi par jinhe dhekhete hi mai waha sai nikal
pada bhar college sai aur paidal paidal edhar udhar ghumani laga mujhe aisa lag
raja tha manno jaise mai enn logo sai anjaan hu

Mai (khudh sai)- kaya mera abb ennki zindagi mai vapas janna sahi hoga yaa nahi

Saayad enn 3 saalo mai meri jarurat kahatam ho gayi hai

Kaya karu kuch samajh mai kyu nahi aa raha hai


Mai Jakàr ek reatro mai beth gaya

Waiter - kaya lenge sir

Mai- ek coffee

Todhi dher mai woh coffee lekar aaya aur Maine cup jaise hi much sai lagaya ki
ek hockey uss par lagi aur usska tukada mere hoth mai laga

Maine uper dhekhate hue - Teri ma..,....mai aage bol nahi paaya

Mai- tumsab yaha

Sam- Chal be harmkhor bata kon hai tuh

Mai- Abe bhai Sam kaya hua yaar kaya kr raha hai

Sam- tunne kaya socha chup kar dhekhega toh pata nahi chalega agar dubara meri
bhen ko dhekha toh naa aakhe nikal lunga

Mai- abbé pagal hai kaya kaisi baate kar raha hai

Sam- chup phele yeh bata tuhnai dev ki jagah lene ki Sochi bhi kaise

Tabhi picche sai komal aayi aur mere pass akar ek tapad mujhe mar diya

Komal- tuh kaya samjhata hai shakal pà jaane sai tuh dev ban jaayega arre dev
jaisa banane ke liye tujhe toh kayi janam lenne hoga aur dev ki image etnni
kaharab nahi hai ki tere ghatiya kamo sai badal jaaye aur tuh kaya humme alag
karega hume toh mout bhi alag nahi kar sakati hai


Sam- dhekh toh kaise asshu baha raha hai magarmach ke

Mai- tum sab nikal loo apna gusaa mai uff bhi nahi karunga mere vajagh sai
kitana dard hua tum sabko

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Tabhi ek hockey mere sir par padi aur mai nicche gir gaya

Akash -abb bol saale

Mere aakho ke side sai khoon aane laga par mujhe abb halaka mahsus ho raha tha
enn logo ke andar ka jahar nikale kaa yahi tarika hai joh kdev ki vajagh sai hua
tha


Mai- are bus Etna hi

Sam aur Rajiv aage aaye aur mujhe utha kar counter par patak diya agar mai
shaktiyoo ka mallik naa hota toh maa kasam haadi ka powder ban jàta

Komal- bhaiya mujhe do hockey

Sam nai usse hockey deta hua- nikal de bhena pichel tin saal sai dev ban kar
jitana dhukh essnai diya hai sab nikal le eeske khoon sai

Reception girl- yeh mat karo yaha par

Sam- tuh muh band rakh teri shop ki tut fut ka double dunga akash ese jara
ghutane par

Akash nai mujhe khich kar counter niche khicha aur ghutane par betha diya

Yeh hote hi komal nai etni tezz war kiya sir par ki hockey ek faash mera sir mai
Gussi aur khoon ki ek dhaar komal ke chere par giri


Face par khoon lagate hi komal ke haath kapnae lage usska dil tezzi sai
dhadaknai laga jaaise abhi nikal kar mere dil mai fit ho jaayega


Sam- mar komal mar

Mai- yaa komal maro kaya Etna hi payaar hai uss dev sai


Tabhi Rajiv nai ek làat mere pet par maari

Mai- aahhhhhh uhhuhhh(khasate hue khoon muh sai bhar aa raha tha )

Rajiv- Jada sana mat ban samajha bata kyu bana dev ka bherupiya

Mai- bada gusaa hai tujhe

Rajiv- sach sach bata de tera makasad kaya hai

Mai- kyu tuh kaya karega be

Sam - abb hat be saale ko mar hi deta hu laa komal de

Komal but ki tarah khadi kaap rahi thi


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Akash- are komal ko kaya hua hai

Mera bhi dayan pure tarah sai uss par gaya

Mai jhaat sai khada ho gaya aur komal ka haath pakad liya

Sam- Teri.....

Mai chillate hue - chup be chup chaap beth

Woh teeno asse Bethe jaise usske saamnae bhut gaya

Mai vapas komal ko dhekha aur usski aakho mai khoo gaya

Komal ki aakho mai ek scene tha

Jis mai kaayi saare log ek taykhaane mai the Aur kuch padh rahe the unmai sai ek
haath ek ki akkhe aur chaaro ke seene ka kaa hisa

Mai Etna dhekh hi paya tha ki komal nai aakhe band kar di

Mera dil teZZ tezz dahadak RAHA THA komal ka bhi issi speed sai dahdakne laga

Awwaj etni tezz hoo gayi ki restaurant ke glass tut gaye

Akkhir yeh ho kaya raha hai samajh nahi aa raha tha mujhe bhi


Udhar ghar par

B chachi shikha didi ka sir god mai le kar bethi thi

Shikha- maa maa bhaut tezz dard ho raha hai


Kdev - himmat rakho sab thik hoga mai doctor ko lekar aata hu


Woh jase hi room sai bhar aaya

Kdev - haa hello kon

Disha- kaha hoo tum jaldi college saloni didi ko pata nahi kaya ho raha hai

Kdev - kaya ho aa raha hu aa raha hu mai hey bhagwan kaya ho raha hai


Yahi haal devika ka tha woh puree paise mai tar thi aur pari neha usska pair mal
rahi thi


Komal nai band aakho sai hi mere seene sai lag gayi

Usske seene lagate hi dono ki saase tamh si gayi aur aisa laga manno dono ka dil
Jud gaya hoo


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Mere saarir sai nikal ek ek boond khoon ka mere sharir mai vapas jaane laga waha
ke log muh khole yeh sab dhekh rahe


Maine usska face pakada aur aur apne hotho ko usske hotho sai jod diya


Maine usse god mai utha liya aur gate sai nikala hua gayab ho gaya

Udhar kdev bhagata hua college bhaucha aur Dr ko phone kar ke ghar Anne ko
kaha

Kdev enter hua toh dhekha saloni didi bethi hui apni saase sambhal rahi thi


Kdev jhat sai usske pass gaya

Kdev- kaya hua didi kaya hua appko

Saloni- kuch nahi pata nahi kyu mere heart bhaut tezz teZz beat kar raha tha

Vishal - tezz mere kaan ke parde fatanai wale the mai toh soch raha hu aisa
kaise ho sakata hai Etna teZZ KAISE beat kar sakata hai kissi kaa


Kdev ka reaction aisa tha jaise abb usse sab malum ho


Kdev(man mai)- esska matalab dev aa gaya hai ennka aur shikha didi ka ekk saath
aisa hona

Saloni- Chal mujhe ghar le Chal mujhe accha nahi lag raha hai

Akhil- mai chhod du kaya

Kdev- nahi abhi mai hu

Phir woh dono nikale ghar ki taraf

In car

Saloni- accha tuh yeh bata tuh phele toh ghabraya tha abb Etna saant kaise hai

Kdev- arre abb toh thik ho naa app

Saloni- par aaj kal tuh kar kaya raha hai dev ki jagah di hai tujhe par saayad
tuh usske kabil nahi hai

Kdev- aisa kaya kar diya hai Maine mai bhi dev hi hu

Saloni- mere dev jaisa koi nahi hai

Kdev- mera dev MATLAB

Saloni-- matalb mere bhai jaisa koi nahi hai tub ek behrupiya lagata hai





Kdev- Maine phele bhi kaha tha ki
Mai man Mari ka jita hu par abb app ESS akhil sai dur rahana

Saloni- tuh meri personal baato mai dhayaan mat de

Kdev - mera kaya Maine toh bata aage appki marzi

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Vishal - tezz mere kaan ke parde fatanai wale the mai toh soch raha hu aisa
kaise ho sakata hai Etna teZZ KAISE beat kar sakata hai kissi kaa


Kdev ka reaction aisa tha jaise abb usse sab malum ho


Kdev(man mai)- esska matalab dev aa gaya hai ennka aur shikha didi ka ekk saath
aisa hona

ABB AAGE

Saloni- Chal mujhe ghar le Chal mujhe accha nahi lag raha hai

Akhil- mai chhod du kaya

Kdev- nahi abhi mai hu

Phir woh dono nikale ghar ki taraf

In car

Saloni- accha tuh yeh bata tuh phele toh ghabraya tha abb Etna saant kaise hai

Kdev- arre abb toh thik ho naa app

Saloni- par aaj kal tuh kar kaya raha hai dev ki jagah di hai tujhe par saayad
tuh usske kabil nahi hai

Kdev- aisa kaya kar diya hai Maine mai bhi dev hi hu

Saloni- mere dev jaisa koi nahi hai

Kdev- mera dev MATLAB

Saloni-- matalb mere bhai jaisa koi nahi hai tub ek behrupiya lagata hai


Kdev- Maine phele bhi kaha tha ki
Mai man Mari ka jita hu par abb app ESS akhil sai dur rahana

Saloni- tuh meri personal baato mai dhayaan mat de

Kdev - mera kaya Maine toh bata aage appki marzi


Saloni- thik hai abb chalo yaa bakawas karoge

Kdev- yeh tarika sahi nahi hai


Saloni- aur tera tarika sahi joh Hume baar baar chhod kar chala jaata hai

Kdev- Maine kab chhoda

Saloni didi apna face bhar ki tarf kar ke apne akkho mai añe waale assho ko rok
leti woh saayad kdev ko dev samajh bethi kuch paloo ke liye

Saloni didi wapas face kdev ki taraf karata hua- ek baat sach sach bata de

Kdev- kaya

Saloni-kaya mera dev kabhi vapas aayega yaa nahi

Kdev(man mai)- ayyega kaya aa gaya hai abb sach batana caahiye yaa nahi

Saloni- bata naa mai tere haath jodati hu

Kdev - kaya karti ho app

Saloni- kuch bhi chupana mat kahi dher naa hoo jaaye

Kdev- ma...mai kuch nahi Janata huu saayad aa jaaye par hua kaya hai


Saloni- pata nahi kyu mujhe lag RHA hai woh kahi ass pass hi hai mere

Kdev-- yaar sanmajh nahi aata tum bhen yo yaa lover

Kdev ke muh sai yeh kaya nikal gaya

Saloni - kaya bola tunne dubra kahana

Kdev- mai nahi darat usski tarah tum usski lover ki tarah behave kyu karati ho

Saloni- dimag kaharab hai kaya tera

Kdev - chaloo chhodo ghar aane wala chup raho

Saloni-- gaadi ROK yahi sunna nahnai

Kdev nai phir bhi nahi rok


Kdev - sorry Maine galat bola
Appka toh boyfriends akhil hai naa

Aur gahr aa gaya kdev bina kuch bole car park ki aur andar chala gaya saloni
didi bhi kuch dher bethi rahi aur phir andar chali gayi


Udhar mai komal ko lekar khud ke baniye hui rajye yoram ke bane sundar jangal
mer aur usska jism waha ki roahani mai chamak raha tha

Meri aur komal ki aakhe ek dusre ko hi dhekh rahi thi

Usski akkho mai ek alag si chamak thi jaise pure sansaar ko apni akkho sai
roshan karna caah rahi thi

Par usske hotho mai ek champann tha saayad woh sawal karana caah rahe the ki
kaha the tum ennte dino tak
Payasa raha mai tere bina abb tak

Mere mai aur sabar nahi raha ki mai usski awwaj sunne bina rah paayo

Mai- chup kyu abb naraz ho kaya

Komal kuch bol nahi mera dil aur becchain ho gaya

Mai aur kuch bolene hi wala tha ki komal nai mera kahane mai haath dala aur aur
upper aakar meri hotho ko halaka saa chusa aur vapas hat gayi

Aisa lag raha tha jaise woh yakin karna caah rahi thi ki kaya sach mai yeh mai
hu jiski goad mai woh hai

Mai- kitani tadap hai enn hotho mai


Akkhir mujhe meri komal ki awwaj sunnane ko mil hi gayi

Komal - tadap mitani wala joh aa gaya hai

Mai- mujhe maff kar dena Maine bhaut dher kar di

Komal- der toh kar di hai

Mai- kaya karu apno ki bheed mai tumhe bhul gaya

Komal- apna bana loo bhul nahi payoge

Mai- par tum toh mujsai naraj thi naa

Komal- USS narajagi ka yeh sila mila ki etnne saalo tak tumhare muh sai apna
naam sunanai ko tarash gayi mai

Mai- komal aisa mat kaho tumhari narajagi toh jaayag hai akhir Maine dhokha hi
toh kiya hai tumhare saath

Komal- phir aaj mujhe yaha kyu lekar aaye

Mai-- kyuki...


Komal bich mai- kyuki tum mujhsai h karte ho naa

Mai- Haa yahi sach hai

Komal- phir kyu kahte hoo ki dhokha diya nai

Mai- kyuki jab mai tumhe kisi aur ke saath dhekhata hu toh mera khoon khol jaata
hai phir tum mujhe etnno saath dhekh kar gusaa yaa naraj hu toh kaya hua


Komal- accha toh chhod do sabko

Mai toh gahabra gaya - nahi mai aisa nahi kar sakata hu

Komal- apna chera toh dhekho jaase pilliaya ho gaya hai

Mai- kaya matalab yeh majak tha yaa sach mai kaha

Komal- mai kaya asse pagal ko chhod sakati hu jiski etnai saari dewani ho phir
bhi woh mujhe asse sab ke samane restaurant mai kiss karke gayab( yeh bolate hi
woh mujhe alien ki tarah ghurane lagi )

Maine apna haath aage kiya aur waha ek aaj ke jamane ka ek alishan flat bana
diya

Komal - kyu dara rahe ho mujhe

Mai- dara nahi sach batana hai tumhe abb yaha bhar toh bata nahi sakata hu naa

Komal- hmmm

Mai- gusse wala hmm yaa hmm wala hmmm

Komal- majak band kar mujhe tumsai hi dar lag raha hai


Mai has pada aur usse andar le kar gaya

Aur room mai lejakr bed par betha kar usske haatho ko haatho mai lekar nicche
ghutano par beth gaya


Komal- asse sunanae mai kaya maja aa raha hai

Mai- abb payaar kiya hai toh karana padega hi

Komal dheere sai mera face sehela deti hai

Aur mai sunata lagata hu apni app beti


Udhar amit sumit Rahul ek ghufa mai Gus rahe the


Rahul - bhaiaya kaha le aaye kitnai gandi jagah hai yeh


Amit- hamesha ac ka maja lenna hai toh sah le etnai badau

Rahul - ouuuuh ouuuh


Sumit - Abe yaar essnai toh sab bhar fhek diya

Amit nai pthar jeb sai nikala aur ek socket jaisa kuch tha ussmai laga diya

Tab Jakàr ek gate khula aur tenno andar ghus gaye

Woh jasse jasse andar jaa rahe the unnke sarir par kavach lag raha tha jasse
iron man ka sensor wala suit ho


Amit - haath aage karo apna dono

Dono nai haath aage kiya aur jamin ka ek hisa khul gaya

Amit - Kudo

Rahul sumit- kaya kaha Kudo pagal ho kaya

Amit nai dono ko dhkka de diya aur kudh bhi kud gaya

Dono chillate hue girane lage

Aur jab woh USS gadhe sai bhar nilale toh sammnai dur ek mahal tha

Sumit nai aage Jakàr ek fool ko pakada aur

Sumit - bhaiya dhekha kaya kiya USS nai ESS raajye ka

Amit - aaj din kaya hai

Rahul - Monday hai

Amit - nahi aaj din hai saja Ka

Woh unn dono kaa haath pakadata hai aur UDD kar gate ke samanne utara

Rahul - bhaiya ruko mai tod sakata hu kaya

Amit - Chal tod le chhote

Rahul nai ek làat mar di woh gate udata hua jakr shighasan par beth kaah rahe
raja ko lag jaata hai agar woh hat naa jaata