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Kahani Ab Tak -

Hamne aise hi masti karte hue lunch khatam kiya, or sabhi lag gaye jinnlok jane ki tayyari me.
Or main chal diya guruji ke paas,
Kyonki anjalika ke pita ko chhudane ke liye guruji hi koi shortcut bata sakte the.

Ab Aage -

Main teleport hokar guruji ke paas pohcha jo apni kutiya me dhiyan me leen the,
Main hath jodkar ghutno ke bal unke aage baith gaya.
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Guruji (aakhen moonde hue)- kaho putra! Kaise aana hua?
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Maine unko pranam karte hue unke charan sparsh kiye,
Guruji ne apni aakhen kholte hue mere sar par hath rakhkar ashirvad diya.
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Main - gurudev aaj mere aapke paas aane ke do karan hain,
ek to pallavi or dusra mukhye karan shaitan lok se parilok ke raja ki rihai.
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Guruji - putra! Maine to tumse pehle bhi kaha tha ki jo ladkiyan tumhare jeevan me aayengi, unko tumhen swikaarna hoga, parantu tabh, jab tum us ladki se bhi utna hi pyar karte hon.
Par haan agar tumhen lagta hai ki unko swikaar na karke tum khush reh sakte ho to tumhari marzi hai.
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Main - jo aagya gurudev, or raja ko chhudane ka aasaan marg bataiyye.
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Guruji - Raja ko chhudane ke liye tumhen adrishye mudra (gayab) me hi jana hoga,
or us chakrview ko todne ka marg andar se hi hai,
Parantu, Ek samasya bhi hai,
Or wo ye ki raja ke nikat pohochte hi,
Tum sabko dikhai dene lagoge,
Wahan ka jadu tumhen zyada der adrishye nahin rehne dega.
ek baar tum raja ke nikat pohoch jao, phir tumhen raja se milke sab kuchh samajh aa jayega.
Or haan! Abhi shaitaan lok par hamla karne ki mat sochna,
Abhi ke liye sirf raja ko surakshit karna zyada avyeshak hai.
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Main (kuchh sochte hue) jo aagya gurudev, matlab raja ko chhudane ke liye jinnlok ki shaktiyon ki koi ayeshakta nahin.
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Guruji - nahin bilkul nahin,
Tumne theek suna putra,
abhi hamla nshin karna hai, balki chup chap apne kaam ko anjaam dena hai.
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Guruji ne mujhe vahan se andar jane ke bare me vistaar mr bataya,
phir thodi der maine unse or baat karke, jane ki aagya mangi.
Or unse aashirvad lekar vapas lout aaya.
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Jahan par sabhi jinnlok jane ke liye tayyar ho rahe the.
Mom or aunty ne pata nahin kya - kya bana kar pack kar diya tha.
Ladkiyan to kuchh zyada hi khush nazar aa rahi thin,
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Par main apne room me baithkar pallavi ke baare me sochkar udaas tha,
Main samajh nahin pa raha tha ki kya main bhi pallavi se pyar karta hun?
Ye savaal mere dimaag me halchal macha raha tha.
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Main bed par baith kar pallavi ke baare me soch hi raha tha ki Leeza or Anjalika mere room me enter huin.
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Anjalika (mere paas baithkar mujhe pyar se samjhate hue)- Main janti hu ki aap pallavi ko lekar pareshan hain,
meri mano to sab kuchh halaat par chhod do,
Vahan se lautkar usse mil lena,
Or jo sahi lage vahi karna,
Lekin abhi ke liye us bare me mat sochiye.
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Main - hmm sahi kaha, vaise main pallavi ke liye pareshan nahin hun,
Main to isliye pareshan hun ki leeza ne mujhe aaj kiss nahin kiya.
(Main leeza ki or dekhte hue bola)
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Leeza sharma gayi or anju hasne lagi.
Maine leeza ka hath pakadkar apne oopar gira liya,
Wo chhootne ke liye chhatpatane lagi,
Par main kahan chhodne vala tha.
Main palat ke uske oopar aa gaya,
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Or zabaan nikaalkar uske mulayam hothon par phirane laga,
Jab thhodi der tak usne responce na diya or apne hoth beechh liye,
to maine uski kaan ki low par halke se noch diya,
Tabhi uske hoth khule, or muh se "ssss" ki awaaz aayi,
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Main to jaise ghaat lagaye baitha tha, uske muh kholte hi maine lapak ke uske hothon ko apne hothon me kaid kar liya,

Or Main uske lower lip ko muh me bharke choosne laga,
Wah! Ek jinni ke mulayam se hoth bohot maza aa raha tha.
Or thodi der lower lip lo choosne ke baad phir oopar ke hoth ko bhi choosne laga,
Wo abhi poori tarhan to responce nahin kar rahi thi,
magar meri kamar ki ird - gird apni bahen lapet li thin,
Or aakhen band karke bas is kiss ko mehssos kar rahi thi,
Maine uske muh me apni jeebh bhi daal di, or uski jeebh pe apni jeebh se massage si karne laga.
Jisse vo apni bahen or zyada kasti ja rahi thi, or dheere - dheere mera sath dene lagi.
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Is maze ko break tabh laga, jab anjalika ne pichhe se mera shirt pakad kar mujhe kheech liya.
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Anjalika - oye majnu ki aulaad,
Ab jana bhi hai,
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Main - haan to maine kab mana kiya,
Chalo.
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Anjalika (mera chehra apne hathon me lekar)- itni bhi kya jaldi hai.
Or mere hothon par apne hoth rakh diye, or mujhe kiss karne lagi.
Maine anju ke sath bhi ek lambi french ki, or anju se alag hua.
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Leeza to abhi bhi aakhen band karke kiss ko feel kar rahi thi.
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Main - leeza ji, kya ek kiss or chahiye.
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Leeza ne aakhen khol kar sharmate hue na me gardan hila di.
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Main - sab tayyar hue ki nahin?
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Anju - haan bas gudiya hi bachi hai,
Baaki sab tayyar hain.
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Main - ye gudiya bhi na, hamesha late karati hai.
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Leeza - vahan par kaisa late, jab marzi chal denge.
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Main - tumhe hi to aisa lagta hai,
Par mujhe shaitan lok bhi jana hai,
Jiske liye mujhse intzaar nahin ho raha hai.
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Anjalika (mere gale lagte hue)- main bhi aapke sath chalungi.
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Dusri taraf se leeza bhi mere gale lag gayi.
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Leeza - or main bhi.
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Main (un dono ke sar par hath phirate hue)- guruji na kaha hai ki mujhe akele hi vahan jana hoga.
Or mujhe vahan kitna time lag jaye iska bhi pata nahin.
Or vaise bhi main kisi ko khatre me nahin dalna chahta ,
Ye meri ladai hai, or isko main akele hi ladunga.
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Anjalika (mere gaal par kiss karke)- I love you.
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Main - Love you to baby,
Ab pyaar baad me chalo jaldi nikalte hain.
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Main un dono ko sath lekar niche aa gaya.
Jahan sabhi tayyar hokar baithe hue the.
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Dad bhi aa chuke the, maine Mom - Dad or aunty ke pair chhue,
mere dekha - dekhi sabhi ladkoyon ne vaisa hi kiya.
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Waise menka bohot emotional ho gayi thi, or wo thodi der mom ko gale laga ke roti rahi,
Ham sabke samjhane par or mom ke jinnlok aane ke vade par badi mushkil se chup hui.
Aunty ne iske bare me puchha to hamne unse keh diya ki ye hamare sath ghoomne ke baad vahin se ghar lout jayegi, isi liye emotional ho rahi hai.
Or finally ham sab ko bye karke,
cars me vahan se nikal gaye.
Or ek jungle me cars park karke maine magic se unhen gayab kar diya.
Phir hamne ek dusre ka hath pakda or ham agle hi pal "Welcome to jinnlok.
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Ham jaise hi ek dusre ka hath pakde hue jinnlok ke dwar ki or badhe,

Charon pehredaar jinn hamare saamne aa khade hue,

Itne khoufnaak jinn dekhkar ladkiyan dar ke maare mujhse lipat gayin,
leeza, menka or anjalika to shant khadi thin,
Par bakiyon ka dar se bohot bura haal tha.
Jinno ne abhi tak leeza or menka ko nahin dekha tha,
Kyonki wo teeno ek taraf khadi thin,
Or baki ki ladkiyan mujhse chipti hui,
wo jinn sirf hamari or dekh rahe the.
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Jinn 1 (mujhe dekhte hue)- tum yahan phir se? Or sath me ye kon hain? Aadamzaad maloom hoti hain,
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Jinn 2- tumhen maloom nahin ki yahan par aadamzaad ka aana mana hai.
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Jinn 3- Maar dalo inhen.
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Tabhi leeza gusse se chillayi-
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Leeza - Pehredaar hamare marg se hat jao, ye sab hamare dost hain.
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Leeza ko dekhte hi vo charo jinn adab se jhuk gaye, or maafi mangte hue, rasta chhod kar gayab ho gaye.
Or main un sehmi hui ladkiyon ke sath jinnlok ke andar pravesh kar gaya.
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Jinnlok me ghuste hi Priya, Mansi Sheetal & Sakshi phati aakhon se idhar - udhar dekhne lagin,
Wahan ka nazara dekhkar unka dar gayab ho gaya.
Unke muh se sirf itna hi nikla "Waaaaoow"

Jinnlok tha bhi bohot khoobsurat.
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Main un charon se bola -
Dekho tum charon yahan pehli baar aayi ho, to kisi bhi dekhkar bhaybheet hone ki zarurat nahin,
Yahan par jadu vagerah aam baat hai, or vaise bhi Leeza, Menka or Anjalika tumhare sath hain.
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Un charon ne meri baat ko samajhte hue haami bhari,
Or ham dheere - dheere aage badhne lage,
Ki tabhi ham chouk gaye,
Kyonki hamse thodi hi doori par ek bohot bada rath khada tha,

Jinke aage koi ghoda juta hua nahin tha,
Or wo itna bada tha ki ek shandaar ghar jaisa lag raha tha.
Main hairaan isliye tha ki Raja ko kaise pata chala ki ham sab aa rahe hain.
Ab ye to Rajmahal jakar hi pata chalega.
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Leeza or menka to chehkte hue lagbhag bhagte hue rath ki or chal din, or ham bhi unke pichhe pichhe chal diye,
Sabhi ladkiyan yahan aakar bohot exited thin.
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Ham rath par savaar ho gaye,
Or rath apne aap hi hawa me rajmahal ki or udne laga.
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Ham sabhi oopar se niche ka nazaara dekh rahe the,
Main to pehle bhi yahan aa chuka tha,
Magar baaki ki ladkiyan khushi se chilla rahi thin. Or apne phones me tarhan - tarhan ke muh banakar selfy kheech rahi thin.
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Ham kuchh hi der me Rajmahal ke bahar utar gaye.

charon ladkiyan bina palak jhapkaye,
Ektak us sone or anmol pattharon se bane mahal ko dekh rahi thin.
Main unhen jhinjhod kar hakikat me laya, or ham mahal ke andar chal pade.
Vahan par sab mujhe jante the,
Or hame adab se jhukkar hamare loutne par bohot khush the.
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Kuchh hi der me ham raj-darbaar me ja pohche.
Hame dekh kar sabhi darbari yahan tak ki raja bhi uth kar khada ho gaya.
Or leeza or menka ko dekhkar apni bahen phaila din
Wo doudte hue apne pita se lipat gayin.
Itne me ham bhi unke paas pohche,
Raja ne hamara abhivadan kiya.
Or maine raja ko sab se parichit karaya.
Raja mere sath anjalika ko dekhkar bohot pirsann hua.
Uske baad Sabhi ladkiyan to Leeza or Menka ke sath andar unki maa se milne chali gayin.
Or main raja ko lekar unke shayan-kaksh ki or chal diya.
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Vahan par jakar maine apne aane uddeshye bataya,
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Raja - Ham sab jante hain, waise bhi aap keh kar age the ki loutne par sabse pehle aap parilok ke raja ko kaid se nikaal laoge.
Or hame aapke aaj loutne ka bhi pata tha.
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Main - Maharaaj, aakhir aap jinno ke raja ho, ye sab to aapke liye aam baat hai.
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Raja (muskurate hue)- Achchha! To phir kya tumhen ye bhi pata hai, ki ham tumhare or rajkumari ke pyar ke baare me jante hain.
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Main (shock hone ki acting karte hue)- kyaaaa? Aa aap jaante hain?
Wo wo aisa hai ki.....
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Raja (haste hue)- itne bhole mat baniye, ham ye bhi jante hain ki aap ko ye pehle hi apne guruji se pata chal chuka hai.
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Abki baar main sach me shock ho gaya.
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Main - Maharaaj aapko kaise pata?
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Raja (muskurate hue)- Ham bhi Bhole ke bhakt hain, to kuchh shaktiyan hamare paas bhi hain.
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Main - achchha maharaaj! Hame chalne ki aagya chahiye,
Hame turant shaitaanlok ki or prasthan karna hoga.
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Raja - Sagar ji, itni bhi kya jaldi hai,
Pehle hamare sath aaj ki davat ka lutf uthaiyye, uske baad chale jana.
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Main - Maharaaj! Davat to ab kamyab hokar loutne ke baad hi hogi.
Abhi mujhe jane dijiye.
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Maine jane ki bohot koshish ki parantu raja nahin mana,
Or zabarzasti mujhe apne sath lekar bhojan kaksh ki or chal diya.
Main bhi sirf is shart par maan gaya ki kahan khane ke baad main ek pal bhi zaya kiye bina vahan se nikal jaunga.
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Or ham bhojan kaksh me aa gaye,

Raja ne apne hath se 3 baar taali bajai jiske baad bohot saari dasiyon ne aakar poori mez tarhan - tarhan ke vyanjano se bhar di.
Raja ne mujhe baithane ka ishara kiya,
Or dasiyon se sabhi ko bulane ke liye kaha,
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Dasiyan turant sabhi ko bula layin,
Main rani ke charan sparsh kiye,
Jisse vo bohot prabhavit huin,
Or main vapas khane ki mez par baith gaya. Or baaki log bhi.
Mere saamne line se sabhi ladkiyan baithi hui thin,
Or saamne hi leeza baithi hui,
Meri or dekhkar khana kha rahi thi,
Is scene ko raja khane khate hue bade chaw se dekh raha tha.
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Raja (rani ki or dekhkar)- Avanti! Ham soch rahe hain ki apni rajkumari leeza ki shadi sagar se kara den,
Kaho kya kehti ho?
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Raja ki baat sunkar leeza ka muh ka khana muh me hi reh gaya, balki unki baat se sab shocked hi the,
kyonki Maharaaj abhi ye baat keh denge iski kisi ko ummeed nahin thi.
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Rani {Avanti} (shocked)- ye ye aap kya bol rahe hain? Agar sagar ji ko bura lag gaya to? Jante bhi hain vo kon hain?
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Raja (haste hue)- kya tum janti ho ki Sagar or Leeza ek-dusre ko pasand karte hain.
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Abki baar leeza ko tez se khasi uthi,
To menka ne jaldi se uthkar uski pani diya, or uski kamar par hath marne lagi.
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Rani to raja ki baat se itni shoked hui ki leeza ki khasi ko bhi notice nahin kar payi.
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Rani (khushi se)- kya aap sach bol rahe hain?
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Raja (muskurate hue)- Apne hone vale damaad se hi puchh lo.
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Rani ne meri or dekha or apni dono eyebrow uchka din,
Jaise mujhse mera javaab janna chahti ho.
Meri to sharam se halat patli hone lagi, maie apna sar niche kar liya,
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Menka - Maa sagar ji ko dekhkar lagta nahin hai ki vo id rishte se khush hain, bas bechare na nahin bol pa rahe hain.
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Mere muh se ekdam nikal gaya-
"Maine aisa kab kaha"
Sab shanti se meri or dekhne lage,
Mujhe apne bole gaye shabdon par pachhtava hua or main vapas plate me dekhne laga,
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Or vahin meri baat or harkat se sabhi pet pakad kar buri tarhan hasne lage.
"Ye sali menka bohot shaitaan hai, isko to dekhna padega"
(Maine apne man me socha)
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Raja- dekh liya avanti! Hamne kaha tha na,
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Rani (khush hote hue)- meri taraf se to haan hai ji, aap jald se jald vivah ki yojna banaiyye.
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Udhar anjalika or sheetal leeza ko chhedne lage,
Vo bechari sharm se vahan se uthkar apne kamre ki or bhaag gayi.
Or sab hasne lage.
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Ab isse pehle ki sab milkar le lete maine vahan se khisakna hi theek samjha, or jaldi se pani peekar uth gaya.
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Menka - are jija ji didi se baad me mil lena, abhi yahan baith jaiyye.
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Uski baat se ek baar phir thahaka goonjha.
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"Hey bhagwan ye ladki meri kundli me kahan se aa gayi"
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Main - Maharaj! Ab hame jane ki ijazat de dijiye, hame apna kartavye poora karna hai.
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Raja {Aghora} - Theek hai, bas kuchh pal rukiye.
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Or raja ne chutki bajai to vahan ek bohot bada jinn apne hath bandhe hue pirkat hua,
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Raja (use adesh dete hue)- Summon tum rakshak ko shaitaanlok chhod aao.
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Summon (jinn)- jo aagya mere malik.
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Main - Maharaaj iskinkya zarurat hai,
Main chaka jaunga.
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Raja - Sagar! Shaitaanlok yahan se bohot door hai, ham jante hain ki aap palak jhapakte hi kahin bhi pohoch jate hain, par shaitaanlok jana itna aasan kaam nahin hai,
Aap meri baat maniye or iske sath jaiyye.
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Main - theek hai Maharaaj.
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Raja - waise aapka akela jana theek nahin lag raha, ek kaam karo, apne sath sena ki ek tukdi le jaao.
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Main - nahin Maharaaj! Mujhe akele hi jana hoga, varna vahan par sab satark ho jayenge, or meri yojna bekaar ho jayegi.
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Raja - theek hai,
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Phir main sab se milkar apni behno ke sar par hath pherkar,
jald vapas lautne ka vada karke us jinn ke sath mahal ke bahar aa gaya.
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Us ne mujhe apni peeth par baitha liya,
Or aakash me udne laga.

Kuchh hi der me usne apni udne ki raftaar tez kar di,
Maine usko kaske pakad liya,
Ham itni tez gati se ud rahe the,
Ki meri aakhen bhi theek se nahin khul pa rahi thin, or lagataar aakhon se paani beh raha tha.
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Or kareeb 7-8 ghante ka lagataar safar karne ke baad uski raftaar dheemi hone lagi.
Jisse meri aakhen vapas sahi se khulne lagin,
Yahan charon or andhera tha.
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Main - summon! Kya raat ho chuki hai?
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Summon - nahin malik, ham shaitaanlok pohochne vale hain,
Yahan par hamesha andhera hi rehta hai.
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Main - Achchha, theek hai.
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Summon ne kuchh hi der me mujhe vahan ki zameen par utaar diya.
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Summon - (apna sar jhuka kar)- Yahan se shaitaanlok ki seema shuru hoti hai, ab mujhe aagya dijiye malik.
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Main - theek hai, tum ja sakte ho.
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Summon ne mujhe jhukkar salaam kiya,
or vahan se vapas lout gaya.
Maine charon or nigah doudai vahan sab jagah andhera hi andhera tha.
To... Be... Continued

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Ab wakht tha us kaidkhane ko dhundhne ka, isi liye main guruji ke nirdesh anusar aage badhne laga,
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2 ghante lagataar paidal chalne ke baad maine dekha aage ek bada sa gate hai, or uske andar se roshni bhi aa rahi thi,
Maine paas jakar dekha par aas - paas koi nahin tha,
To main sidhe usme prevesh kar gaya.

Yahan sab jagah peele rang ki roshni si thi, main or aage badha tabhi mere saamne ek shaitaaan aa khada hua, jo ki bada hi ajeeb sa tha,
Samajh nahin aa raha tha ki ye hai kya, insan or bhediye la mixer sa lag raha tha.

Ye yahan ka pehredaar lag raha tha,
Sala hight me mujhe 4 guna bada tha,
Mujhe dekhte hue wo muh oopar karke dahada or mujhse bola-
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Shaitaan (gusse se ghoorkar)- kon hai tu? Or yahan kyon aaya hai?
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Main - tumhare yahan hamare raja kaid hain, unhen lene aaya hun.
Hat ja mere raste se, varna bemaut mara jayega.
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Shaitaan - Hahhaaha tu hahaha
tu marega mujhe .... Hahahahaha
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Mujhe bada gussa aaya, sala mujh par has raha tha, ek baar ko to aisa laga jaise menka mera mazaak uda rahi ho, yahi achchha mouka tha,
Menka ki badhas is par nikalne ka.
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Main (chillate hue)- menka tune mujhe bohot tang kar rakha hai,
aaj to tu gayi, teri chut phaad dunga behen ki loudi.
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Shaotaan ki hasi ruk gayi, or wo apna sar khujane laga.
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Shaitaan - abe pagal ho gaya hai kya,
Kon menka kaisi menka, sale main female nahin male hun,
(Mujhe ek card dikhate hue)- ye dekh mera adhaar card. - isme likha hai sex- Male .
Samjha.
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Main - sali acting karti hai, yahan par kya chhinala kar rahi hai.
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Or main gusse se uski taraf badha, or uchhal kar uske seene pe dono laat ek sath maarin.
Wo thoda sa pichhe ko khisak gaya.
Or main niche gir gaya.
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Shaitaan - abe piddi se londe,
Mujhse takrane se pehle apni hight to dekh leta budbak.
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Main (khade hote hue) - pehli baar koi takkar ka mila hai, par aaj tu bach nahin payegi menka.
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Shaitaan gusse me aa gaya usne mere muh par vaar kiya, or main uska panch ekdam se rok na paya,
Or thodi door jakar gira.
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Shaitaan - sale itne saboot dikhane ke baad bhi mujhe londiya ke naam se bula raha hai. Tu to aaj mere hathon marega hi, ghus-pethiya jo hai.
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Main apne kapde jhaadte hue utha,
Ab mujhe bohot gussa aa raha tha,
Main aakhen band karke menka ki saari harkaten yaad karne laga,
Or doudte hue uski taraf bhaga,
Uske kareeb jate hi hawa me udta hua uske chehre ke kareeb pohcha,
Usne apne aap ko bachane ke liye hawa me apne hath me pakda tirshul numa hathiyar lehraya, maine usse bachte hue,
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ek zordar punch uske thhobde pe mara, or wapas chhalang laga kar niche khada ho gaya,
Usne cheekhte hue apna hath apne muh par rakh liya, or uske hath me uske kuchh toote hue daant khoon ke sath aa gaye.
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Shaitaan (cheekhte hue)- ab tak to main mazaak kar raha tha, ab tu gaya kaam se,
Or usne apna tirshul hath me lekar meri taraf kar diya, jisme se kuchh laal rang ki roshni nikal kar meri taraf aane lagi.
Main koodkar idhar udhar bhaagne laga, par main jidhar bhi bhaagta wo vahin hamla karne laga,
Aakhir main uski chapet me aa gaya,
Or ek pal ke liye aisa laga ki jaise mujhe bohot tagda bijli ka current laga ho, main bohot door jakar gira,
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Ab bohot der ho chuki thi,
Mera gussa ssatve aasmaan par tha,
Maine apna hath aage kiya,
Or mere hath me meri sword aa gayi,
Or agle hi pal usme se aag nikalne lagi.

Maine apni sword uske aage kar di,
To usne apna hathiyar mere aage kar diya,
Or hamare hathiyaron ki energy ek dusre se takra gayin,
Meri aag ki power lagataar uski energy ko kam karte hue uske kareeb pohoch gayi.
.
Or kuchh hi der me wo chillate hue aag me jalne laga.
Or pichhe ko gir kar zameen pe tadapne laga,
.
Main uske kareeb pohcha to wo bechara ye kehte hue parlok sidhar gaya ki "Main female nahin male hun" or us gareeb ki saanse band
ho gayin, main uski harkat par thahaka lagakar hasne laga.
Tabhi mujhe kisi ke tez se hasne ki awaaz sunai di,
Oh ye kisi or ki nahin balki anjalika ki thi, ab meri phatne ko ho gayi,
Ki kahin ye tamasha saari ladkiyan to nahin dekh rahin, oh shit! Agar menka dekh rahi hogi to meri jaan le legi.
.
Main (man me) - oye anju ki bachchi hasna band karo, or ye batao ki tu hare sath is wakht kon - kon hai.
.
Anjalika (mere man me)- tension mat lo jaan, leeza or menka apne room me hain, waise kya - kya bol rahe the aap, haye kitni gandi gandi galiyan de rahe the.
.
Main (thandi saans lekar)- fuuuuuu! Bach gaya,
Chalo baad me baat karta hun.
Or is baare me leeza or menka ko pata nahin chalna chahiye.
.
Anjalika - O.K. take care BBye.
.
Phir, Maine apni aakhen band karke dekha to guruji ki batai hui jagah yahan se bohot door thi,
Main ab koi risk nahin lena chahta tha,
Isi liye main gayab ho gaya,
Or bijli ki gati se us taraf hawa me udne laga.
Or kuchh hi der me main guruji ki batai jagah par pohoch gaya,
Par main hairaan tha.
Hairani is baat ki thi, ki jaisa guruji ne bataya tha, waisa yahan kuchh bhi nahin tha,
Balki charon or andhera or sannata tha.
.
Main badi hi duvidha me phas gaya.
Or bohot der tak idhar-udhar ghooma, par kaidkhane ka koi suraag hath na laga.
Aakhir main vahin baith gaya,
Pyaas bhi bohot lag rahi thi,
Isi liye magic se coldrink manga kar peene laga.
Tabh jakar kuchh sukoon sa mila,
.
Maine socha ki is baare me guruji se baat karni chahiye,
Maine guruji se TP ke zariye baat ki,
To guruji bole-
.
Guruji (in TP)- Putra! Ye tumhara kartavye hi nahin balki pariksha bhi hai, ki tum apna kitna dimaag upyog kar sakte ho.
.
Or apni baat poori karte hi guruji ne TP ko khatam kar diya.
Ab main soch me pad gaya ki kya karna chahiye,
Tabhi mujhe vahan 3 shaitaan ghoomte hue dikhai pade,
jo baaten karte hue meri taraf hi aa rahe the,
.
Unke sadharan kapde dekhkar lag raha tha ki vo yahin par kisi basti me rehte hain.
Wo mere kareeb se nikal gaye,
Kyonki main unhen dikhai nahin diya,
Adrishye jo tha.
Phir mujhe ek idea aaya,
.
Jab wo mujhse thodi door nikal gaye,
To main vapas appear hua, or shaitaan ka roop le liya.
Ab main kuchh aisa lag raha tha.

Or main tez kadmo se unke pichhe - pichhe chal diya,
Jaldi hi tez kadam rakhte hue main unke kareeb pohoch gaya.
.
Main - (unhi ki bhasha me) zara suniye,
.
(unhone pichhe palat kar mujhe oopar se niche tak dekha)
.
Shaitaan 1 - kaho kya baat hai?
Or kon ho tum pehle to kabhi nahin dekha.
.
Main - ji main musafir hun, or jagah - jagah ghoomta rehta hun,
Kya yahan par kahin koi basti hai?
Surye dhal chuka hai, or mujhe aaj raat araam karne ke liye koi jagah chahiye.
.
Shaitaan 3 - Hmmm, chalo hamare sath, paas me hi ek basti hai, or ham sab vahin rehte hain.
.
Maine unhen "dhanyavaad" kaha or unke sath ho liya.
Raste me shaitaan 2 bola-
.
Shaitaan 2 - waise tumhara naam kya hai? Or tum aaye kahan se ho?
Hamare lok me itna sunder shaitaan pehli baar dekha hai.
.
Main (man me)- pencho, agar dharti ke logon ne mujhe is roop me dekh kiya to pent geeli ho jayegi.
.
Shaitaan 2 - are kahan kho gaye?
.
Main - kahin nahin, waise mera naam asur hai, or main bohot door se aaya hun, main ek jagah kabhi nahin rehta bas ghoomta firta rehta hun.
.
Shaitaaan 1 (haste hue) - ohho! Matlab man - mouji ho.
.
Main (haste hue)- haan ji aisa hi kuchh samajh lijiye.
.
Waise inhen attract kar rahi thi meri attraction power, jo situation ke hisab se automatic kaam karti thi.
Ham thodi hi der me ek khandarnuma basti me pohoch gaye,
Jahan ki halat dekhkar lagta tha ki yahan sab bohot gareeb hain.
.
Main (un Shaitano se)- yahan ki halat to bohot kharaab hai,
Kya yahan par koi hadsa hua tha?
.
Shaitaan 2 - haan yahan par senapati ne ek baar hamla kiya tha.
.
Main - kyaa? Par kyon?
.
Shaitaan 3 - hame har mahine kar (tex) dena padta hai, jo ham din raat mehnat karke kamate hain usse bhi zyada kar hame dena padta hai,
Or senapati ke aadmi aakar har mahine le jate hain,
.
Shaitaan 1 - ek baar hamme se hamme se ek ne is ke khilaaf awaaz uthai thi, jiska sath poori basti valon ne diya,
Phir kya tha, senapati ne poori basti tehes - nehes kar di,
Or hamare gharon me aag laga di,
Jisme bohot sare basti ke log andar hi jal kar mar gaye, un kameeno ne ne bachchon par bhi rehem nahin kiya.
.
Ye kehte hue uski aakhen bheeg gayin.
.
Shaitaan 3 - lo ham pohoch gaye.
(Wo ek ghar ka gate bajate hue bola, jo in sab tute gharon me kuchh sahi lag raha tha)
.
Main - ye kiska ghar hai.
.
Shaitaan 2 - ye hamare sardar ka ghar hai,
.
Tabhi wo gate khula usko kholne vali ek davil girl thi, jo shayad sardar ki beti thi.
Or kuchh aisi lag rahi thi.

Main un teeno ke pichhe khada tha.
Usne door kholte hi puchha
Davil girl - kahiye kya kaam hai, kisse milna hai.
.
Shaitaan 2 - ji hame sardar se milna hai, yahan par ek rahgir ghumte hue yahan aaya hai,
use aaj raat ko aasra chahiye.
.
Davil girl - kahan hai vo?
.
Uski baat se wo teeno side ho gaye,
Or main saamne aa gaya, wo mujhe dekhne lagi, phir boli-
.
Davil girl - intzaar kijiye ham unhen abhi bhejte hain.
.
Ye kehkar vo meri taraf muskurate hue andar chali gayi.
Or thodi hi der me ek adhed umar ka shaitaan bahar aaya,
Vo teeno uske aage jhuk gaye,
Unki dekha dekhi main bhi jhuk gaya,
Usne hame khade hone ke liye kaha,
To ham sidhe khade ho gaye.
.
Sardar - kaho kya baat hai?
.
Un teeno ne vahi baat dohra di,
Sardaar ne mujhe dekha phir bola theek hai, tum jab tak chaho yahan ruk sakte ho,
Aa jao andar, wo teeno sar jhuka ke vahan se chale gaye, or main sardar ke pichhe - pichhe chal diya,
Wo ek dande ka sahara lekar chal raha tha,
.
Maine man me socha ki main kitna galat tha, sabhi shaitaan dil ke bure nahin hote, yahan ka hisab to kuchh waisa hi hai jaisa hamare dharti - lok me hota hai.
.
Main sardar ke sath andar aa chuka tha, usne mujhe ek kamre ki taraf ishara karte hue kaha-
.
Sardar - is kamre me chale jao,
Ye hamne musafiron ke liye hi banvaya tha.
.
Maine haan me sar hilaya,
Or kamre ki taraf chal diya,
Abhi main kamre me kadam rakh pata ki ek "dhadaam" se kisi ke girne ki awaaz aayi,
Maine pichhe dekha to sardar gir gaya tha,
Main doudte hue uske paas pohcha,
Itne me uski beti bhi chilla kar doudte hue vahan aa gayi,
.
Maine sardar ko god me utha liya,
Or uski beti se rasta puchha,
Usne ek taraf ishara kar diya,
Or main sardar ko apni god me utha kar us taraf chal pada.
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Maine sardar ko god me utha liya,
Or uski beti se rasta puchha,
Usne ek taraf ishara kar diya,
Or main sardar ko apni god me utha kar us taraf chal pada.

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Or uske kamre me lejakar bed par lita diya,
Wo behosh ho chuka tha,
Uski beti abhi bhi ro rahi thi.
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Main - kya yahan koi vaidh nahin hai?
.
Sardar ki beti {SB} (sisakte hue)- vaidh to bohot sare hain, par inki bimari ka koi ilaaj nahin hai,
Pitaji aksar aise hi chakar khakar gir jate hain, hamne inhen kai jagah dikhaya hai, par koi bhi vaidh inka ilaaj nahin kar paya, umar zyada hone ke karan kamzori badhti ja rahi hai.
Pitaji ke alava mera koi nahin hai,
Agar inko kuchh ho gaya to main besahara ho jaungi.
.
Or wo phir se sisak - sisak ke rone lagi,
.
Main - or agar main tumhare pitaji ko theek kar dun to?
.
{SB} (hairat se)- kya aap aisa kar sakte ho? agar aisa hai to jo aap bologe vahi karungi,
Main umar bhar aapki gulam banne ko bhi tayyar hun.
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Main - iski koi zarurat nahin, tum bahar jao, jab main bulaun tabh aana.
.
Wo uthkar bahar chali gayi, or maine apni aakhen band karte hue apna hath sardar ke sar par rakh diya,
Or mere hath se pile rang ki ek roshni uske sar se hote hue pure shareer me phail gayi.
.
Phir maine uski beti ko awaz dekar bulaya, wo andar aate hue kabhi mujhe to kabhi apne baap ko dekhne lagi.
.
{SB} - ye to pehle jaise hain, aapne kiya kya hai.
.
Main (muskurate hue)- ghabrane ki koi baat nahin, ab ye theek hain, or thodi der me hosh aa jayega,
Tabh khud dekh lena ki maine kya kiya hai.
.
Ye kehkar main vapas guest room me aa gaya. Jo kehne ko guest room tha par koi kabadkhana lag raha tha.
Main letkar aram karne laga.
Meri neend lag gayi,
.
Guruji - putra! Tumne apni buddhi ka bohot achchha upyog kiya hai,
Ye samajh lo ki tumhari manzil zyada door nahin hai.
Or ek baat yaad rakhna sab se apni pehchan chhipa ke rakhna.
.
Main ekdam se bistar se uth baitha.
Matlab guruji mere sapne me aaye the,
Main guruji ki baat par vichar karne laga,
Tabhi mere kamre me sardar or uski beti enter hue.
.
Sardar ab bina lathi ke sahare ke chal raha tha, or uski beti bhi bohot khush nazar aa rahi thi.
.
Sardar (mere kareeb aakar)- kon hain aap? Main aapko pehchan nahin paya? Aapne ye chamatkar kaise kiya.
.
Main - sardar aap itne chintit na hon. Maine koi chamatkar nahin kiya hai, balki mujhe thoda jadu aata hai,
Jisse main sabki madad kar deta hun.
.
Sardar - aap sach me bohot achchhe hain.
.
Main - achchhe to aap hain sardar, varna kon apne ghar me kisi ko panah deta hai.
.
Sardar (apni beti se)- Lamia inke liye kuchh khana to lao beti.
.
Lamia - ji abhi layi.
.
Wo khana lane bahar chali gayi.
Or sardar bhi mujhe dobara shukriya kehkar chala gaya.
.
Kuchh hi der me lamia hathon me kuchh dishes lati hui dikhi.
Usne dishes mere bed par hi rakh din,
Or khud bhi mere paas hi baith gayi.
.
Lamia - aapka bohot - bohot shukriya, aapne hamare oopar bohot bada ehsan kiya hai.
.
Main - shukriya ki koi baat nahin,
Bas aapki ek chhoti si madad chahiye .
.
Lamia (khush hokar)- ji boliye main aapke kis tarhan kaam aa sakti hun.
.
Main (kuchh sochkar)- ye main aapko baad me bataunga,
Waise aapne apne bare me nahin bataya.
.
Lamia - pehle aap khana kha lijiye,
Uske baad araam se baaten karenge.
.
Maine haan me sar hilaya or jaise hi dishes khol ke dekha mujhe vomiting si aane ko hui.
Kyonki ek boul me kisi janvar ka khoon or ek me kachcha maas rakha hua tha.
.
Meri halat dekhkar lamia boli-
.
Lamia - kya hua aapko? Kya khana pasand nahin aaya.
.
Main (khane ko vapas dhakte hue)- kya aap bhi yahi sab khati hain?
.
Lamia - ji haan, kyon kya aap ye nahin khate?
.
Main - agar aapne wo khana kha liya jo main khata hun, to aap is khane ko bhool jayengi.
.
Lamia - par ab ham kya karen? Apka man pasand khana kahan dhundhen?
.
Main - dhoondhne ki zarurat nahin bas dekhti jao.
.
Maine apne hath aage kiye mere ek hath me veg or dusre hath me rosted chicken aa gaya,
Maine vo chicken fry uski taraf badha di, or khane ke liye kaha.
Or main khud apni man - pasand dish shahi paneer ka anand uthane laga.
.
Lamia hairat se meri taraf dekhe ja rahi thi,
Maine use khane ka ishara kiya to vo bhi khane lagi...
.
Lamia (tareef karte hue)- ummmmm wah ye kon se janvar ka maas hai, bohot zaykedar hai, or bohot hi naram bhi hai.
.
Main - ye naram isliye hai kyonki ye aag me paka hua hai, or is par masale bhi lage hain, isliye swadisht lag raha hai.
.
Lamia ne kuchh hi der me chatkare lete hue poori dish khali kar di.
Mera bhi pet bhar chuka tha,
Isliye maine hath aage karke pani manga liya, or peene laga.
Wo mujhe hi dekh rahi thi.
.
Main - tum sab pyas lagne par kya peete ho?
.
Lamia - khoon se hamari pyas bhujh jati hai.
.
Maine use ek glass thandi shikanji di,
Jise vo ek hi saans me pee gayi.
.
Lamia - aahhhh bohot achchhi cheez thi, kya thi ye?
.
Main - wo jane do ab ye batao ki yahan kisi ko koi pareshani to nahin hai?
.
Lamia - pareshani hi pareshani hai yahan par, is basti ki halat kuchh theek nahin hai, wo to apne bhi dekh hi li hogi.
.
Main - koi baat nahin main jane se pehle sab kuchh theek kar jaunga.
Jo ghar toot gaye hain unhen apne jadu se pehle jaisa kar dunga.
.
Lamia (khush hote hue)- ab aap bhi bata dijiye ki aapko kya madad chahiye?
.
Main - dekho ye baat kisi ko bolna mat ki maine tumse kuchh puchha hai.
.
Lamia - are aap kaisi baat kar rahe hain, aapne hamari itni madad ki or ham bhala aapko dhokha kaise de sakte hain.
.
Main - to suno, main ye janna chahta hun ki yahan paas me jo kaidkhana hai, uska rasta kahan se hai?
.
Lamia (meri taraf savaliya nazro se dekhkar)- aap vahan kyon jana chahte hain?
.
Main - tum apne vade se pichhe hat rahi ho lamia, tumne meri baat ka javab dene ka vada kiya tha, savaal puchhne ka nahin.
.
Lamia - maaf kijiyega, achchha suniye, uske bare me koi nahin janta,
Par jab main apni kuchh doston ke sath udhar ghumne gayi thi,
Tabh maine kuchh sainikon ko andar pravesh karte hue dekha tha.
.
Main (utsukta se)- kaise? Kahan se?
.
Lamia - pata nahin unhone shayad kuchh kiya tha, jisse ek darvaza jaisa ban gaya, or vo usme dakhil ho gaye.
.
Main - unhone kiya kya tha?
.
Lamia - ye to ham dekh nahin paye.
Par aadhi raat me shayad pehredaron ki pali badalti hai,
Isi liye unki jagah dusre pehredar aa jate hain,
Vahi samaye hai us kaidkhane ka rasta dekhne ka.
.
Uski baat se main itna khush hua ki maine exitment me lamia ko zor se hug kar liya.
.
Main (lamia ko hug karke)- oh! Tum bohot achchhi ho, tumne mera kaam aasan kar diya, tumhara bohot - bohot shukriya.
(Maine uske gaal par kiss karte hue kaha)
.
Wo to ekdam se apne aap ko chhuda kar hasti hui bahar bhaag gayi.
Tabh mujhe ehsaas hua ki ye maine kya kar diya hai.
Or maine apna sar peet liya.
.
"Ye sab kya chal raha tha"
(Mujhe anjalika ki gussail awaaz sunai di)
.
Main - ku kuchh nahin kuchh bhi to nahin (main haklate hue bola)
.
Anjalika - tumhen ladki or shaitaan me fark dikhai nahin deta kya,
Uski to shakal dekh ke hi ulti aati hai,
Chhii kitne gande ho tum,
Gale lagane tak to theek tha, par use chumne ki kya zarurat thi han?
.
Main - yarr main bhavnao me beh gaya tha, exitment me bina samjhe kuchh ka kuchh ho gaya.
.
Anjalika - Dekho mister ye tumhari last warning hai, varna main sab ko lekar vahin aa jaungi , samjhe?
(Usne gusse me warning dete hue kaha)
.
Main - haan haan samajh gaya meri maa, ab tum sab so jaao or main chala apne mission pe.
.
Anjalika - theek hai par meri baat yaad rakhna.
.
Maine apni shaktiyon se time ka pata lagaya to pata chala ki abhi aadhi raat hone me kareeb 3 ghante baaki the.
Is kabaad khane me letna bhi mushkil tha,

Maine chutki bajai to wo room kuchh achha ho gaya.

Ab lag achchha lag raha tha.
Main bed par let gaya.
Tabhi kisi ke aane ki ahat hui,
Maine gate ki taraf dekha to lamia hath me kuchh odhne ke liye layi thi,
Par apni phati aakhon se room ko dekh rahi thi.
.
Main - kya hua lamia? Kamra pasand nahin aaya kya?
(Maine muskurate hue puchha)
.
Lamia (hairat se)- ye sab aapne kaise kiya?
.
Main - ye sab jadu hai, is duniya me itni chizen hain jinki tumne kalpna bhi nahin ki hogi, aao or yahan par baith kar dekho.
.
"Wah! Kitna naram bistar hai"
(Wo mere bed par baithte hue boli)
.
Main - are haan main to aapse mafi mangna hi bhool gaya, kirpya mujhe maaf kar dijiye.
.
Lamia - maafi wo kis liye, are aap mafi kuon mang rahe hain?
.
Main - wo khushi me main zyada utsahit ho gaya tha, or aapko bina ijazat gale laga liya.
.
Lamia - koi baat nahin.
(Wo sharmate hue boli)
.
Main - or aapko bina ijazat choom bhi liya.
.
Lamia (or zyada sharmate hue)- chhodiye na in baton ko.
.
Main - to aapko bura nahin laga?
.
Usne na me sar hila diya.
.
Main (apna hath aage badhate hue)- to aaj se ham dost hue,
Usne apna hath badhaya to magar shayad usko shake hand bhi karna nahin aata tha,
"Aise karte hain shake hand"
(Maine usse hath milate hue kaha)
.
Badle me usne muskura diya,
.
Main - achchha ab tum jao,
Itne tum apne kamre me pohchogi itne me to tumhara room bhi mere jaisa ho jayega.
.
Wo khushi-khushi vahan se apne room ki taraf chali gayi, maine bhi hath ghuma kar uska room apne jaisa kar diya,
Or kuchh der time pass karne ke liye apne phone me game khelne laga.
Jab aadhi raat ho gayi, to main uth khada hua,
Par jaise hi bahar nikalne ko hua to mujhe shock laga, kyonki lamia vahin khadi thi.
.
Main - are tum is wakht yahan?
.
Lamia - shiiiiiiish! dheere boliye pitaji so rahe hain, main to aapko wo jagah dikhana chahti thi, jahan se shayad us kaidkhane ka rasta hai.
.
Main (dheere se)- theek hai, magar tum itna saj - dhajkar kyon aayi ho?
.
Lamia - kyon achchhi nahin lag rahi.
.
Main - nahin, bohot khubsurat lag rahi ho, par madem ham koi beauty contest me nahin ja rahe.
.
Lamia (bholepan se)- wo kya hota hai.
.
Main - kuchh nahin, chalo ab varna der ho jayegi.
.
Wo dheere se muskurate hue mukhye dwar ki taraf chal di,
Or main uske pichhe - pichhe.
Waise sach me aaj lag badi hot rahi thi,

Usne dheere se gate khola or main uske sath bahar nikal gaya.
.
Lamia (mere sath chalte hue) - yahan se to vo jagah bohot door hai, aise to ham pohoch nahin payenge.
.
Main - ud kar chalen.
.
Lamia (haste hue) kya ud kar, hehehehe ham parinde nahin hain.
.
Main ruka or usko kamar se kas ke pakad liya, or ekdam se usko rocket ki tarhan hawa me uda liya,
Wo ekdam se chillane ko hui,
Mere kuchh samajh nahin aaya,
Kyonki mere dono hath busy the.
.
To maine use chup karane ke liye,
Apna hoth uske hothon par rakh diye.
Uski aakhen badi - badi ho gayin,
Jaise hi ham basti se door aaye, to maine apna chehra usse door kar liya.
.
Main - tum pagal ho jo chillane vali thin.
.
Wo abhi bhi sharma rahi thi.
.
Lamia - galti to aapki hai,
aap mujhe bata kar bhi to ud sakte the.
.
Main - achchha yarr maaf kar do.
.
Lamia - ye achchha hai pehle galti karo phir maafi mang lo.
(Wo ladkiyon ki tarhan jhagda karte hue boli)
.
Main - main achchha ek kaam karo,
Jo maine abhi tak galtiyan ki hain tum mujhse uska badla le lo.
.
Meri is baat se wo sharmane lagi,
.
Main - wah! Tum to sharmati bhi ho.
.
Or isi ke sath ham haste hue vahan pohoch gaye jahan ka pata mujhe lamia ne bataya tha,
Main phir se chonka.
.
Main (man me)- abe ye to vahi jagha hai jo guruji ne batai thi, or main yahan se basti chala gaya tha.
.
Ham niche utre or Lamia ke kehne par ham ek ped ki ot me khada ho gaye,
Yahan ke sale ped bhi bade khatarnak lagte the, bina pattiyon vale.
Ham bohot der chhipe rahe, tabhi hame kuchh shaitan sainik aate hue dikhe,
.
us khali maidaan me aakar ruk gaye, jahan par ek khandarnuma kua tha,
Wo sainik aapas me kuchh baaten bhi kar rahe the,
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Sainik 1 - Sab ko savdhan kar do, senapati ji ne kaha hai,
hamare lok ka dwarpal yarju mara gaya hai.
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Sainik 2 - lagta hai koi jasoos hoga.
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Tabhi 2 sainiko ne milkar ek bada patthar us kue me daal diya,
or vahan par ek dwar khul gaya,
Jiske andar se aati hui roshni is andhere ko cheer rahi thi.
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Wo sainik uske andar pravesh kar gaye, unke andar jate hi wo dwar apne aap band ho gaya,
or jo patthar unhone kue me dala tha wo pata nahin kahan se wapas apni jagah aa gaya.
Idhar lamia dar se mujhse chipki khadi thi,
Ab isse pehle ki koi hame yahan dekh le,
yahan se nikalna behtar hoga.
(maine apne man me socha)
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Or uske baad main lamia ko lekar vapas uske ghar udte hue aa gaya.
Or use sone ka bol kar apne kamre me chala gaya,
Wo bhi apne kamre ki or chali gayi.
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Kamre me pohoch kar main plan banane laga.
Ki kal kya or kaise karna hai.
Or bed par letkar plan banate hue gehri neend me chala gaya.
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Main ek madhur sapna dekh raha tha,
Jisme subha mansi mujhe uthane aati hai, or mere muh par pani ki chhiten marti hai.
Maine manu ka hath pakad kar apne se chipta liya,
Tabhi mujhe kisi ke kasmasane ki awaaz sunai di,
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Maine aakhen khol ke dekha to maine chouk gaya.
To... Be... Continued

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Maine manu ka hath pakad kar apne se chipta liya,
Tabhi mujhe kisi ke kasmasane ki awaaz sunai di,
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Maine aakhen khol ke dekha to maine chouk gaya.

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Kyonki meri bahon me lamia kasi hui thi, or chhutne ka prayas kar rahi thi,
Maine turant apni pakad dheeli chhod di, or wo bed se uthkar side me khadi ho gayi, or tez - tez sanse lene lagi.
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Main - mujhe maaf kar dijiye,
main sapna dekh raha tha, jisme mujhe meri behen neend se jaga rahi thi, ye maine kisi galat irade se ya janbujhkar nahin kiya.
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Lamia (apni sanso ko theek karte hue)- main to aapko uthane aayi thi,
Or aapke liye taza khoon layi thi,
Or aapne mujhe .....
(Kehte hue wo chup ho gayi)
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Main - kyaa? Khoon.... Aapko to pata hai na ki main ye sab chizen nahin khata - peeta,
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Lamia jo ab sambhal chuki thi, mere paas hi bed par baith gayi,
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Lamia - kyon? Kyon nahin peete aap khoon? Duniya ka har shaitan khoon pita hai, mujhe to aap par shak ho raha hai, ki aap shaitaan hain bhi ya nahin, aapka khana bhi hamse bohot alag hai.
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Main (zabarzasti haste hue)- aisi koi baat nahin hai, main to paidaishi shaitaan hun.
(Maine apni body dikhate hue kaha)
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Jisse wo hasne lagi.
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Lamia (haste hue)- achchha agar aap shaitaan hain to ye khoon pijiye.
(Usne ek khoon se bhara glass meri taraf badhate hue kaha)

Mera to vomiting karne ka dil karne laga, par maine control kiya, par meri aakhon se aansu nikal aaye,
Jo control karne ki vajha se nikle the.
Or maine uske hath se wo glass le liya.
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Lamia - are aapki aakhon me ye aansu kyon aa gaye?
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Main (daant bhichte hue) - pagli tumhara pyaar dekhkar.
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Is baat se wo sharma gayi, or meri jhaten brown ho gayin, par marta kya na karta, tabhi mere dimaag me ek khurafati idea aaya, or maine magic se usko anaar ka juice bana diya,
Phir kya tha, ek hi ghuth me pi gaya.
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Lamia - ye hui na baat, chalo aap tayyar ho jao, phir main aapko apni basti me ghumaungi.
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Main - wo to theek hai magar ye batao ki toilet kidhar hai?
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Lamia - toilet ka matlab?
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Main - are matlab jahan poty - shoty karte hain.
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Lamia - ye kya hota hai?
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Main (man me) pencho, lagta hai ye sale shaitaan hagte nahin hain, or idhar mere pet me ghumer uth rahi hai.
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Main - kuchh nahin tum jaao or tayyar ho jao, 1 ghante me chalte hain.
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Wo ok keh kar chali gayi, or mujhe mere man me phir se anjalika ke khil khilakar hasne ki awaaz sunai di.
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Main - ab tumhen kya hua.
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Anjalika (haste hue)- main to isliye has rahi hun ki kahin pent me hi na nikal jaye hahahahaha.
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Main (gusse se)- zyada hasi aa rahi hai? Abhi aaun vahin.
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Anjalika (ekdam gusse se)- ye gussa kisi or ko dikhana, kyonki tumhari kartuten ham sab dekh rahe the,
Ye kuchh zyada hi ho raha hai.
Is davil girl se door raho varna achchha nahin hoga.
(Usne mujhe warning dete hue kaha)
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Main - are par sab galti se hua hai.
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Anjalika - haan saari galtiyan aap se hi to hoti hain.
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Main - Hey! Bhagwan duniya me kisi ko shakki bivi mat dena.
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Anjalika - haan haan theek hai, jaiyye ab, ham bhi chale breakfast karne
(Wo nakhre se TP khatam karte hue boli)
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Main bhi magic se fresh ho liya or ek bath lekar tayyar ho gaya.
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Aaj ka poora din to lamia ke sath ghumne - ghamne or sardar ke sath baat - cheet me nikal gaya.
Raat me maine magic se un dono ko non-veg khilaya, or khud malai kofte se dinner karke aadhi raat hone ka intzar karne laga.
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Aadi raat se pehle hi lamia mere room me aayi.
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Main - are lamia tum yahan? Is wakht?
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Lamia - ji main soch rahi thi ki aaj bhi aapke sath chalun.
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Main - dekho lamia main tumhen khatre me nahin daal sakta, isi liye mera akele hi jana behtar hoga.
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Lamia - waise aap wahan jana kyon chahte hain?
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Main - Mera ek dost jo us kaidkhane me pehra deta tha, ek din senapati ka anyay dekh kar unko ulta - sidha bol diya, to senapati ke adesh par usko vahin bandi bana liya gaya hai,
Jis vajah se uske ghar ke log pareshan hain, to main usko yahan se chhudane ke maksad se aaya hun.
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Lamia - ye senapati bohot bura hai,
Iski vajah se mera bhai mara gaya
(Ye kehkar wo aakhon me aansu bhar lai)
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Main - tumhara bhai? Kya hua tha usko?
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Lamia - hamare kar (tex) na dene par bhai ne senapati ke khilaaf awaaz
uthaai thi, jis vajah se senapati ne usko or uske sathiyon ko marva dala,
Or sath me is basti valon par bhi bohot zulm dhaye.
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Main (use gale lagate hue)- lamia main tumse vada karta hun, ek din main vapas aaunga, apni sena bana kar, or is senapati ko khatam kar dunga.
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Lamia (mujhse alag hokar)- wapas aane se aapka kya matlab hai?
Kya aap chale jayenge.
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Main - haan lamia mujhe jana hoga,
Sabhi ki pareshani door karna or sab ko khush - haal karna yahi to mera kaam hai.
Or mera karye hi meri pooja hai.
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Lamia - aap sach me sab se alag ho.
Mujhe bhi apne sath le chaliye,
Main har kaam me aapka sath dungi.
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Main - nahin lamia, ye nahin ho sakta, or waise bhi agar tum chali gayin to sardar ka dhiyan kon rakhega, tum hi to unka sahara ho.
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Lamia meri baat se udaas ho gayi,
Or bed par baithkar chehra jhuka kar halke - halke rone lagi.
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Main - main vada karta hun lamia main vapas zarur aaunga,
(Maine usko gale lagate hue kaha)
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Lamia - main aapka intzar karungi.
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Ab mera matha thanka ki kahin ye mujhse pyar to nahin karne lagi.
Ab mere aage do raste hain,
Ya to main yahan se nikal kar vapas palat kar na dekhun, ya phir raja ko bachane ke baad vapas aakar inko samjha dun, ki main koi shaitaan nahin hun.
Pehla vala option dhokha hoga,
Jo main kisi ke sath nahin karta,
Chalo filhaal apni planning par concentrate karta hun.
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Hamari baat - cheet me aadhi raat ka samaye ho gaya, or main usko bye karke vahan se udaan bharta hua usi jagah pohoch gaya,
Or gayab hokar ek jagah baithkar pehredaron ki pari badalne ka intzar karne laga.
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Iske liye mujhe zyada intzar nahin karna pada, or kuchh der baad hi shaitan pehredaron ki ek toli mujhe isi taraf aati hui dikhai di.
Main khada ho gaya,
unhone wo patthar kue me dalkar dwar khola, to pehle ke jo pehredar pehra de rahe the wo bahar aa gaye,
Uske baad abhi aaye pehredar andar pravesh kar gaye,
Unke sath - sath main bhi andar aa gaya.
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Hamare andar aate hi wo dwar band ho gaya, par andar kaafi roshni thi,
Andar unhone ek bada secret base sa bana rakha tha.

Wo apni - apni jagah jakar khade hote gaye,
or main us andar ki taraf chal diya, waise bhi koi mujhe dekh to sakta nahin tha,
Andar jate hi ek bada hall tha, or oopar ki taraf sidiyan ja rahi thin.
Waise andar zyada pehra nahin tha,
Sirf 4 pehredar hi khade the.
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Maine un sidiyon (stairs) ke zariye oopar jane ka socha, main pehli sidi par kadam rakhne vala tha ki achanak ruk gaya,
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Kyonki vahan har sidi par kuch chitra sa bana hua tha,
Shayad ye khatre ki ghanti thi, jo mere dimaag me baji thi,
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Or sabse badi baat ye ki yahan pehredar kam kyon hain?
Yani in sidiyon par chadhna khatre se khali nahin.
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Main sochne laga, or pehle stair ko dhiyan se dekha, uspar aaj ka ek chitra bana hua tha,
Or dusre par barf ka chitra bana hua tha, aise hi har stair par kuchh na kuchh bana hua tha,
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Main thoda pichhe hua or magic se ek ball lekar pehle stair par mari.
Or vahan se aag ka ek bohot bada shola nikla, jisse vo ball 1 second me hi dhua ban gayi
Main pichhe ho gaya,
Or charon pehredar bhage - bhage vahan aa gaye, or gour se charon taraf dekhne lage.
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P1 - are lagta hai koi keeda hoga,
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P2 - nahin vo to bohot halka hota hai,
Zaroor koi chhota janvar hoga.
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Sabhi ne us ki haan me haan milai or vapas apni jagah jakar khade ho gaye.
Maine unki ye baat note kar li,
Or sochne laga,
Tabhi mere dimaag me ek khurafati idea aaya, ki kyon na main apna Waight ghata kar ek chuhe se bhi kam kar lun, haan ye idea kaam kar sakta hai.
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Maine chutki bajai jisse mera Waight bohot kam ho gaya,
Maine himmat karke apni aakhen band karke "Mahakaal" ka naam lete hue,
pehli seedi par kadam rakha to mujhe kuchh nahin hua, maine ek thandi saans li, or ek ke baad ek seedi chhadhta hua oopar pohoch gaya.
Oopar jakar dekha to vahan ek bhool - bhulaiyya si thi,
Samajh nahin aa raha tha kis taraf jana hai.

Main vahin baith gaya
or guruji dwara bataye gaye marg ko aakhen band karke dekhne laga,
Jisse mere saamne ek map sa aa gaya, map me ek blue colour ka Arrow seedhe jakar jo room tha usse niche ki taraf ja raha tha,
Yani ki us room se niche jane ke liye koi rasta hai,
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Maine aakhen kholin or us arrow ki disha me chal diya,
Or us room ke bahar pohoch gaya,
Wo room lock tha, jisme koi key hole nazar nahin aa raha tha,
Maine us darvaze ko gour se dekha to mujhe uske andar ka nazara dikha,
Uske andar ek kone me se sidiyan ja rahi thin, ab savaal ye tha ki is darvaze ko kaise khola jaye,
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Tabhi mujhe guruji ki baat yaad aayi,
Unhone bataya tha ki yahan ki har cheez kali shaktiyon se bani hui hai,
To maine apna hath us darvaze par rakh diya, or mere sath se ek peele rang ki roshni nikalne lagi,
Jisse thodi hi der me wo darvaza gayab ho gaya,
Ab maine chain ki saans li,
Or uske andar pohcha, wahan kone se sidiyan ja rahi thin, maine jhaank ke dekha to wo bohot niche tak thin,
Jiska matlab saaf tha ki ye sidiyan tehkhane ki taraf ja rahi hain.
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Main bhi sidiyan utarte hue niche jane laga,
Niche aane ke baad maine samne dekha to vahan ek bada lohe ka darvaza bana hua tha,
Jisme ek lock latka hua tha,
Ab is jagah par lock ka kya matlab tha, ye meri samajh me nahin aa raha tha,
Maine guruji se TP ke zariye baat karne ki koshish ki, par main nahin kar pa raha tha.
Shayad ye yahan ki kali shaktiyon ka prabhav tha.
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Ab maine us lock ko kholne ki sochi,
Or uske paas jakar apni shaktiyon se use kholne ki koshish karne laga,
Par sab bekaar, kuchh nahin ho raha tha, jiska matlab saaf tha, ki ye lock iski key se hi khulega.
Ab main iski key kahan dhundhun,
Maine map me dekha par usme key ka koi bhi suraag nahin tha.
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Maine us darvaze ko pichhle darvaze ki tarhan kholne ki koshish ki par usse bhi kuchh nahin hua,
Ab main thak kar vahin baith gaya,
Aisa lag raha tha ki jaise itni mehnat bekaar ho gayi ho, main bebas sa ho gaya tha.
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Bohot der aise hi baithne ke baad,
Main vapas gaya, or apni tez nigah se har ek kamre or ek - ek pehredar ko check kiya,
Par kisi ke paas bhi us lock ki key nahin thi, or na hi kisi room me thi.
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Main vapas usi door ke paas aa baitha, ab main bada hi confuse tha,
Ki aisa lock kis ne bana diya, jiski koi chabi hi na ho, ho sakta hai ki iski chabi senapati par ho.
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Kair ab main khali hath to lout nahin sakta tha, isi liye dimaag par zor dalkar sochne laga.
Tabhi mujhe yaad aaya ki jab hamare locks ki chabi kho jati hain,
To ham duplicate banva lete hain,
To is lock ki bhi to duplicate chabi ban sakti hai.
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Maine turant magic se tool kit mangai or lag gaya kaam pe,
Kareeb 2 - 3 ghante baad akhir us duplicate chabi se lock khul gaya,
Main bhookh pyas se behaal ho raha tha, isi liye thanda pani manga kar pine laga,
Jab wo gate khol kar main andar pohcha to vahan 2 cell the, ek to khali tha, or dusre me koi budha aadmi baitha tha.
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Mujhe samajhte hue der na lagi ki ye koi or nahin raja hi hai.
Or meri khushi ka thikana na raha,
Main ud cell ki taraf chala to Raja ne mujhe vahin rok diya.
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Raja - vahin ruk jao putra, is cell ko chhuna mat varna jal ke khaak ho jaoge.
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Main bada achambhit hua ki main to adrishye hun, inhone mujhe dekh kaise liya, or agar main is cell ko chhunga nahin to ise kholun kaise?
Us 1 hi pal me mujhe saikdo savalon ne gher liya,
Or un sabka javaab ek hi aadmi de sakta tha, vo tha swam Raja.

To... Be... Continued

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welcome back brother fantastic update
keep updating brother