ABB AAG
Mai - nahi ladunga mai caahe kuch bhi ho
Samasi- uska bhi taraika humme aata hai ussnai haath aage kiya
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Maa- a......aaa....a.ah.....meraa nahi ruk jao aaa..m.h........ Rukoo
Samsai nai apni muthi khol di
Mai- huuuuffff....ffff..uhhhhuhhhh maine talawar uthayi aur ladkhadata hua kdha
hua
Usnak apna haath aage kiya tabhi mere saamnai gamin sai ek azzeb si chiz
nikali
Arre yeh toh sanik hai dheere dheere ek ek karke mere chaaro tarf saanikoo kaa
ek mela lag aur dheer gamin uss andherr sai bhar aa gayi
Yaha jaase koi jawala mukhi kaa shar hai
Mai soch mai hi tha ek nai mujh par waar kiya mera kahnadaha kat gaya todha
gahara saa par bacha kyuki mere srair par todha haka saa kavach tha
Maine talwar ko kass ke pakada aur ek sanik par waar kiya par uss kuch nahi
hua
Mujh par ek saath chaaro taraf sai war hua mai chalag mar kar kudh gaya
Maine talwaar ek sir par fhek di usska sir kat gaya aur talawaar mere haatho mai
jaise aayi ek tir danadanta hua meri pith mai guss gaya
Samsai- ek aur mout ek aur terr
Mai fir ek saink phir mar diya
Ek teer meri taraf aaya main jahtt sir gukaya aur kaat diya
Mai- aaahhhh ...merii jahaang
Teer kaatne tak do aur teer meri jahaag mai ghus gaye
Samsai- yaha teri mout ka yandav aur tujhe tadpani kaa kila tuh kaya socha yeh
kaya hai ha ha ha ha maroo
Mai- ruk jaoo agar mai ennhi nahi marunga toh mai bhi mara jaunga
Samsai- tuh toh mara hua hai
Mai- phir mera khoon aur mujjhe dard kyu hoo raha hai
Samasai - ha ha ha teri saja tera dard
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Mai- thik toh yahi sahi
Mai saniko ko marata gaya aur terr kahata gaya
Aakhir sabbkoo marnai ke baad meri halat kaharab hoo gayi mai ghutanoo par gir
gaya
ABB CHALATE HAI EARTH PAR
JAHA KUCH ALAG HI CHAL RAHA HAI
Saara kuch fix karke kdev janu ko lekar nikanai wala tha
Karishma - hello sir apka card
Kdev usske pass gaya
Kdev nai ess baadi gor sai dhekha karishma ko - hoo gaya sab kuch
Karishma - ji sir
Kdev- bus dev
Karishma - ji
Kdev- bus dev bol doo toh accha
Karisha - he he ok dev...
Kdev - waaise ek baat kahu
Karishma - haa kaya
Kdev - lipstick bhaut acchi hai
Karishma sharama kar - thanks
Kdev dhirre- kash esse taste kar pata
Karishma - kuch kaha kaya
Kdev- nahi chaloo kal sab accha hoga naa
Karishma - bilkul etna paisa jo lagaya hai
795
Kdev -abhi kuch aur bhi bacha hai kal dhekh logi
Yeh bol kar kdev car lekar nikal gaya
Janu- kaya baat kar rahe the uss sai
Kdev- aare kal shaadi ki aur kaya tum bhi naa
Janu- accha lag nahi raha tha
Kdev - aare bura mat manno bus shaadi ki baat ki
Janu- accha kab karo papa sai baat humare liye
Kdev- kaya matalab
Janu- matalab puch rahe ho yaa gusaa dila rahe hoo
Kdev- sorry sorry karlunga phele yeh mamala toh suljaha lu aur haa tumnai pucha
tha BB ka kaya hua
Phelcahi baar maine usske pankh ukadh diye saayad woh mar gaya hoga tabhi toh
kitana sukun hai
Janu kdev ke gaalo par kiss kar deti hai
Janu-i love you
Kdev- i love to phele pata hota asee milati hai kiss toh abhi dubara zinda kar
ke marata aur tuh kaya kar raha hai phone mai
Arav - tere mout ki kahabar pad raha hu
Kdev/JANU- what
Arav - yeh dhekh news mai aa raha hai ki dig aur joker ek hi ennsan tha joh mar
gaya hai
Maine phone liya
News 7
Nisha - aaj ki badi news mashur joker aur dgp ek hi hai aur kal unnki deadth ho
gayi aisa ennka kahna hai
BB - haa sahi yeh
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Nisha - app apne baare mai kuch baatye
- MAI HU BLACK BIRD TUM SABAKA NAYA BHAGWAN
Nisha- sorry sir yeh national tv hai
BB - haa pata hai
Nisha-yeh sab chodiye baatiye humare dharshakoo ko ki kisnai mara hai unnko
BB- USSKI wife nai
Nisha-jaha tak humare sutro sai pata chala hai unnki koi wife nahi hai
BB nai ek haath mara desk par usske tukde hoo gaye
Nai phir nisha ko ek taapad mara -mujhe jhutaa bolati hai apne bhagawann koo
oyye haarmkhoro focus yaha mere par
Sab camere BB KI taraf hoo gaye sab dar gaye usske pankho ko khulata dhekh kar
BB- haa toh mere payaare nagar waalsio mai hu tumhara naya maallik tumahara
bhaagwaan
Abb dyana rakahan mai joh magu mujje milana caahiye agar mila toh kuch nahi
kahunga aur agar nahi diya toh sabb maroge sab
Aur mujhe caahiye ki tum sab mere talve caatoo aur abb tumhe baachani wala koi
masiha nahi hai
Tv chaanel director-kaya ho raha hai aut tuh kon ruk abhi police ko phone karata
huu
Uss sai phele woh kuch kar pata BB NAI uska sir uda diya
Aur pankh feela kar chat todata hua udd gaya
Yaha car mai kdev pasien pasine hoo gaya
Janu- tumnai toh kah...taha
Kdev- sshiii chup raho merri smajh mai nahi aa raha hai
Arav- abe yeh caahata kaya hai
797
Kdev -yeh bus shaktiyoo ki bhook hai aur janu kii
Arav - esse jann sai mar dunga mai
Kdev-tujhe kaya lagata hai dev nai yeh nahi kiya hoga
Janu- matalab
Kdev bina kuch bole car ghar ki taraf bhga deta hai
Ghar pahuch kar woh sidha richa ke room mai jakar gate band kar deta hai
Richa - tum yaha
Kdev-sach sach bata kis chiz sai mara tha mujhe
Richa - woh kahnzar diya tha kissi BB nai par maine nahi mara yakin karo
Kdev nai tapad mar diya - bhevkuf woh kanazar pass mai rakhani ki kaya jarurat
thi jaanti hai uss sai meri saari shaktiya usske andar chali gayi
Richa roote hui - mujhe maaf kar doo mujhsai galti hoo gayi maaf kar doo
Kdev -yeh ronna band kar aur bata aur kaya diya ussnai tujhe
Richa roti hui ek bag lekar kdev ko diya jismai sai yeh nikala
Kdev nai usse khol kar sungha
Kdev- uuuuuhhhhhuuhhu kaya piya tha ess
Richa - haa todha saa
Kdev - tabhi mai kahu sala dev etna pagal nahi hai ki etni assani sai mar jaaye
accha kaya sex bhi kiya tha
Richa - wohhh....
Kdev - mujhsai mat sharmao uss sai kiya samjho mujhsai kiya bus pata nahi kyu
humme pata nahi chalata essi liye mai zinda huu
Richa- haa shuru hua tha
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Kdev- aur tumnai mar diya usse
Richa - haa tumhe kaise pata yeh sab
Kdev - dev matalb jab mai smarat tha uss sai phele mai padnai gaya tha bhaut
saaloo kr liye tab mujhe yeh sab shikaya gaya tha
Richa - matalab
Kdev - tum nahi samjhogi bus etna jaan loo ki yeh ek chudail kahde aur sammohan
kadhe ka mixture hai jiss sai tum dono madhosh hoo agaye hoge kyuki esse pinne
waals ke pass jaane waala bhi usski chapet mai aa jata hai
Richa - matalb maine dev ko nahi mara naa
Kdev - haa par kosis toh ki naa
Richa - esse pinne ke baad bus mujhe kuch sujh hi nahi raha tha par maine
samabhal liya tha khud ko kaya dev wapas aayega
Kdev- mare hue vapas nahi aate ab. Mujje chinta hai kahi yeh shaadi mai kuch naa
hoo joh mai saayad hi rok paauu
Richa - tum sabki madad le loo naa janu aur devika didi sab janati hai
Kdev- janu ko kaise baatu ki dev nahi raha abb
Richa - tum mujhe mar do mai aur nahi sah sakati unnki mout ka illzaam
Kdev- kuch galatiya kabhi nahi milati hai mai jaa raha hu pari sai milane tum
jakae kaam karo aur haa dyaan rakahan koi news naa dhekhe toh accha
Richa - thik hai mai sambhal lungii
Richa - thik hai mai sambhal lungii
Kdev ke jaane ke baad richa ek pathar ki tarah gir jaati hai jaise ussmai jaan
naa hoo
Richa ke aakhoo sai asshu nadi ke panni ki tarah bahen lage
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Richa - kass mai etni kudgarz naa banati aur kahnzar fhek deti aaj dev hamre
saathe hote
Now come to hell
Mai saamnai dhekha toh samasi tha
Samasi- bus etna hi dum hai waha teri bhen pagal hoo gayi tuh lad bhi nahi paa
raha hai
Mai- nahiii aisa nahi hoo sakata hai
Samasi- accha yeh dhekh
Ussnai samnai pari ki tasvir dhekhagi joh edhar udhar bhaag rahi thi aur devika
usse pakadnai ki kosish kar rahi thi
Ussnai haath hata diya.
Samasi- abb yeh dhekh teri family ki mout kaa saman
Phir joh ussnao dhikaya mai kaap gaya BB zinda hoo gaya
Ussnai phir hata diya sab kuch
Samasi- kyu tadapa naaa ha aha ha
Mai- kyu kyu kar rahe hoo mere saath
Samasi -yeh toh mera khel hai
Mai- par mujhe mere ghar janna hoga
Samasi- abb aaya mudde par fayada nahi humme tujhe yaha rokane ko kaha gaya
hai
Mai- rokane ko matlab
Samasi - devta sai jada baat nahi
Mai- kon god
Samasi -mai aaj ka devta hu yaha ka
Mai-fire god
Samasi -huuu yeh accha hai fire god
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Mai-phir god mujh jaise mai kyu interest lenne lage
Samasi -mujhe baatoo mai mat uljha tuh
Mai-mai aakhir janaana cahata hu aakhir aisi kaya baat ek fire god mujhe rok
raha hai
Samasi -tuh nahi janata kaya teri shaktiya kis sai bani hai
Mai-woh mere piche janam ki hai
Samasi- woh nahi ess janam ki
Mai- kisi sai bani hui hai
Samasi -man mai- agar maine esse yaad dila diya ki yeh kya hai toh meri mout bhi
hoo sakati hai
Samasi- tujhe apna jeevan yahi katana hoga yahi teri saja hai joh mahakaal nai
nishchit ki hai tere liye
Mai-yeh kaisa faisala hai waha woh BB logo ko bina baat ke maar de raha hai aur
app mujhe bandi bana rahe hai
Samasi- woh bura insaan hai aur buri shkatiyoo sai bana hua hai par tere pass
bhagawan ki alokik shaktiya hai
Mai- bhagwan ki alokik sahktiya kaisi shkatiyaa
Samasi- bus bahut hogaya
Mai- hhuuuuuuhhhhhuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhuhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuu
Usski agg ki cahbuk mujhe cureent jaisi lag raha hai
Mera shrir bhaut tezzi sai hil raha tha maine himmat kar chabuk pakadi aur
talwar uss par maar di
Samasi- tuh mere saamnai chiti hai
Mai- aakhir kaya hai meri shaktiyoo kaa raaj
Woh chabuk mujh par kass gayi
Ussnai mujhe chich kar dur fhek diya
Mai ek jawala mukhi ke pass gira
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Ussnai ek talwaar meri taraf phek di
Par woh mujhe lagane ki bajaye jawala mukhi mai chala
Samasi - uhhh suuhh saannaa siii bera naki amso su du raaa
Mai- abe kaya bak raha hai yeh dhekho tum joh bhi hoo god yaa kuch bhi agar mai
yaha bandi raha toh waha log maare jajayenge
Tabhi picche sai awwaj aayi
Shhiiiiii amaa naasaaahaa uhhssssaa dinaahuuuuahha siiiiii
Mai picche muda
Mai- aaahh eaasisssi maa kaaaa serpent
Mai gajabra kar piche gir gaya
Samsai- eeessssshhhh baaaaa cruuuusaha naaa aruuu kasaa [esse kaha jaao abhi
nahi toh humme kahatra hai ]
Serepent kahtra sun kar. Meri tarf aaya aur muh meri taraf khol diya mai bhagata
hua ek gaadhe mai kudh gaya
Serpent nai muh uss ghadhe mai mara par uska muh bahut jada bada woh nahi nikala
paya mujhe picche chala gaya
Mere jaan mai jaan aayi par phir dharti hilane lagi aur ek jahake mai uper hawa
mai uchala gaya
[Hua yeh ki serpent apni puch sai jamin ko tokanae laga jis sai mai bahar aa
gaya]
Maine kas ke aakhe band kar
Seperent eente tezzr sai aya ki pata nahi chala mai kab usske andar tha
Samasi- chaloo mera kaam pura hua
Jab aakhe kholi toh khoon ke samundar mai duba hua tha
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Mujhe garmi lag rahi thi
Mai- yaar ek atama ko garmi kaise lag sakati hai
Mai pura hilane laga edhar udhar
Maine dhekha ek aag bhara koyala aa raha tha uper sai
Mai- abe yeh toh aag kahata hai
maine naa chate hui bhi khoon mai dubaki laga di aur woh aag niche chali gayi
Mai bhar nikal -uff kaise nikalu yaha sai
Mai taraine laga kaafi tairane ke baad mai ek jagah pahuch
Mai- saayad abb upper chana pade
Maine apni nikali aur usske sahare uper chanai laga ek lambi chadayi ke baad mai
usske muh ke pass pahucha uska rk daath toota hua tha mai usske ched sai kudh
gaya
Mai- arre yeh toh soo gaya hai mai nikal leta huu agar yeh jaga aur uss samasi
ko pata laga toh mai gaya
Mai dheere dheere bhar gaya
Aur dhekha toha yaha ka nazra hi alag tha
Ek badi si diwal thi aur uss par snake bana hua tha tabhi nicche nazar padi ek
admi ek dusre adami ko chaku mar diya aur nai ek nai usse pakad rakah tha aur
toda uper ek kaale kapde mai adami kahada tha aag ki masal liye hue
Woh uss admi wase hi tadapata chod kar chale gaye kar chale gaye
Paani mai kud gaya jisaai mere uper ka khoon saaf hoo gaya
Aur mai bhar nikal kar ussk adami ke paas pahucha aur uska sir pakad kar
utahaya
Mai- kaya hua app thik ho sakete hoo mai koi madad karu
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Adami nai ek taraf esshara karke - mera ghar
Maije usse uthaya aur chal pada uss taraf par samajh nahi aaya ki narak sai yeh
mai kaha aa gaya huuu
Mai - aur kitana aage
Ussnai ek ghar ki yaraf eshaara kiya
Mai jaladi jaldi chalane laga jaldi sai mai bina kuch kahe uss gahr mai ghus
gaya
Mai- koi hai koi hai
Aurat - aayi baba chilaoo mat
Ladki - kon hai maa
Ladka - mama aa gaye kaya
Adami- vinash
Aurati-vinashi
Ladaki- sabnam
Ladka - garuja
Tabhi vinashi aayi usski pheli nazar padi apne pati par
Woh bhaag kar aayi aur
Vinashi - kaya huaa aapko sabnam jaldi zahar laa
Mai- pagal hoo kaya zahar yeh mar rahe hai
Tabhi ek ladaki ek gilas mai mai hara saa kuch laayi kuch kaya yej jahar hi
hoga
Unnai uss adami ko zahar pila diya zhar pite hi woh ekdum thik hoo gaya
Woh kadha ho gaya
Vinash- shukriya mere dost
Mai- eeeeh shukriya thik par yeh jebh sai jaal kyu chaata
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Vinash -yeh hamre shukriya karnai ka andaz hai
Tabhi uss nai nai phir apni lakbhi libh nikali aur mere gaalo aur hotho par
firayai
Mai- bus uummmmmhhhhhh aahh ahhhh ahhh
Vinash- beti bus kar
Ussnai meri jeebh chodi
Asal mai ussnai bhi apni maa jaisa kiya par meri jeeb ko apni jeeb sai pakad
liya
Mai- tuuuhhhh tuhhh pagal hoo kaya aap logo maine appki jaan baachayi aur app
mujhe hii marnae par tuule hue hoo
Sabnam - bahut bahut shuriya kaha maine
Mai- bus bus bhaut hoo gaya koi aaae tadke tuh dur rah koi shukriya nahi samjha
kaha aa gaya hua narak sai sidha
Charooo- kaya nark sai
Mai- haa narak sai waha koi samasi nai marene ke liye serpent bheja jisnai mujhe
yaha laa diya
Sabnam- kaya kaha ssss.eeee
Mai- aare bada saa saaph hai mujhe kah gaya tha tum sab kon hoo mai kaha huu
Par woh uss sai pheele hi mere sarir ko caahgane lage
Mai- chii band karo yeh shukriya
Vinash- yeh shukriya nahi humara aadar hai aapke liye joh app humare bhagavan ke
sharir sai yaha aaye hai
Mai- kaya jagh hai yeh
Sabanam - naag lok hai par narak toh yaha sai kahi dur hai
Mai- matlab nark ka pata esse baata rahi hoo jaise roj jaati hoo waha
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Vinash - nahi naago kaa janna wha warjit hai par aap kon joh mar kar bhi zinda
hai
Mai- aare mai woh kaya matalab mai zinda huu
Vinash- matalab yahi ki aare haa jab koi humare bhagvan ke khoon sai naha le aur
baccha jaaye toh usse zindagi milati hai
Mai- kaya matalab serpent matalb aapke bhagawan ke khoon sai zindagi
Vinashi- haa har naag dubra zinda hoo jata hai
Mai- mai naag nahi huu
Vinash- phir app mai sai janawar ki khushbu kyu aa rahai hai
Mai(man mai)- kaya mai yaha bhi bhediya ban sakata huu
Vinash - kaya soch rahe hoo
Mai- kuch nahi
Vinashi- humme apne sawagat ka mouka dijiye
Mai- mujhe mere ghar janna hoga Kaya app log merj madad karoge yaha sai nikalene
mai
Vinashi- jinta hoga karenge
Mai- par mai insaan hu jahar nahi pita
Sabanam- aare humara raajye bhi jadataar innsano jaisa hai
Mai- mujhe yakin nahi hoo raha mai narak saai jinda aa gaya huu
Vinashi- jarur aap bhagawan ke farishte hoo joh mere pati ko bachane aaye hoo
Vinash- chaliyee hum Baate kare tum jakar kahana baana doo
Bhar aakar hum baate karnai mujhe aisa laga jaise yeh banda meri madad kar
sakata hai
Par mujhe ennki shukriyaa ka tarika pasand nahi aaya ekdum nahi