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ABB AGE
Mai didi ko lekar mall aaya aur car park kii
Aur sabke saath andar aaya
Mai- tum sab jakar joh lenna ha le loo mai aur didi kaam nipata kar milenge
Saloni-mai toh chalu saath
Shikha - mai bhii
Mai- kyu kaya karoogi waha
Payal- chalne de naa kaya hua
Mai- jaisa aap kahoo
Shikha- kaya baat etni respect
Mai- ladies first
Saloni- hum kaya ladies nahi hai
Payal- mujhe khuch jalamne ki smell aa rahi hai
Saloni- very funny yeh sab purana hoo gaya hai
Mai - chaloo abb
Fir humm waha aakar beth gaye ek restro mai
Kafi time hoo gaya bethe bethe
1 ghanata ladkiya toh apani baatoo mai busy mai pak gaya
Payal- kaha hai sab aaye nahi
Mai- mujhe kaya pata aapke husband aap dhekhoo
Payal- aare dhekhoo woh log aa gaye
Woh uth kar chali gayi
Mai- yeh kaha gayi.
Saloni- unnke gahr ke sabho bade log hai samajah kar
Mai- ohhh aacha yeh baat
Unnke saath mousa ji bhi the
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Mousa - mileye enn sai yeh hai mera beta dev aur
Viraj -ennki wife
Mai- aeee eee pagala hoo gaye hoo kaya jija ji bhen hai meri
Viraj dad -tujhe sharm naahi aati woh side waali hai unnki wife
Mousa - aare jaoo aap logo esski yaga koi wife nahi hai
Viraj - aacha sorry par aap humme dd ji sai milwaa doo buss
Shikha - yehi toh hai dd
Sab- kaya yehi dd yahi
Mai- kyu aapkoo kaya hua
Viraj das hath jod kar - shukriya beta humari madad karnai ke liye
Mai- meri bhen aap sao judi essi liye kiya bus
Viraj- bus essi liye
Mai- aur kaya bus essi liye warana aap jaise paisoo ke laalachi hai naa mai baat
bhi naa karu
Mousa - dev kaya bol rahe hoo tum
Viraj - bolane dijigaye
Mai- aaplog kaya samajhate hoo ki meri bhen kei liye aapke ladke koo karid rahe
toh galat hoo 10 carore toh malumi si rakam hai mere bhen khudh 170 carore ki
mallik hai
Sab bus asse dhekh rahe the jaise koi anhoni sun lii hoo
Virajmom thuk gale sai niche utarate hue - 170 carore
Mai- haa par usse bhi yeh aaj pata chal hai ki maine usske naam yeh sab kar raha
toh aap yeh naa soche ki meri mousa nai 10 carore kaa jhut bola
Viraj dad - beta humme maff karr doo humm paisoo ke lalachii ho gaye the parr
aaj humarii akkhe jab khuli jab humm nilam hoone waale the tumnai humari ezzat
baccha lii abb humme koii paise nahi caahiye
Mai- aap log acche log hoo yeh sab chodo aur buss khushiyaa dhundhoo kyuki unnka
koi mol nahi haota hai
Vitar bhai- kass mere saath aisa hua hota toh aaj tum mujhsai etna naa chidati
humnai kitna dhuk diya tumjhe mujhe maff kar doo
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Woh apni wife ke haath pakad kar ronnr laga
Viraj bhabhi - uthoo ji aap yaha aisa mat katoo apki ezzat kaya rah jayegi
Viraj bhai - dhekha maa eaa abhi bhi humari ezzat kii padi hai aur humnai ess
tourcher kiya paisoo ke liye.
Usski maa sir niche jhuka kar khadi thii
Viraj - payal kaha hai
Mai- chaliye mai bhi chalata hu tab tak aap logo saman le liyege aur koi paiso
ki chinta mat karana yeh riwaj hai toh pura kar hii lee
Mai viraj koo lekar payal didi ke pass gaya woh roo rahi thi mere jaate hi mere
gaale lag gayi mera naam lete hue
Mai- aare kaya abhi saare asshu nikal dogii abhi shaadi baaki hai meri didi
Viraj - kaha chupa kar rakaha tha abb tak ess bhai koo
Payal- kahi nahi yeh hi chala gaya tha mujhe chhod kar
Mai- ab kahi nahi jaunga jija ji aap yeh mat sochana ki mai paisoo ki dhaak
dhikua raha huu maine ennhi paisoo ke liye ghar tuttata dhekha hai aaj judata
dhekh raha huuu
Viraj- kass tuhare jaise ek bhai mera bhi hota
Mai- rahene doo etna bhi accha nahi huu mai
Payal - chup kar tuh sabsai accha bhai hai mera payara bhai
Maine do chaabhi nikalo aur didi ke haath par de dii
Payal- yeh car ki aur yeh dusari
Mai- aapke naye bugalow ki hai
Esska thanks aap devika koo kahana yeh usski taraf sai
Viraj - aare yeh toh fir roone lagi buss karoo mai essi ronni ladakii sai
sahaadi nahi karunga
Pyala - uhhhhhhh huuuuuuu tum dono mujhe rula kyu rahe hoo
Maine unnke asshu pocche
Mai- kitana namkin hai aapka asshu
Didi meri taraf dhek kar ek payar bhara gussa meri seene parmara
Payal - pagal kahi kaa asshu ka taste karta hai mere ennke saamnai
Mai- aapko koi preshani jija ji
Viraj -nahi bhai bus aur khuch mat karana
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Mai- aare daroo mat mere pass waise hii bhaut hai
Viraj- haaa haaa bhai majak accha karata hai bhaut hai
Payal - hasoo mat yeh kaafi bada khiladi hai
Viraj - par tumnai mere wicket gira di
Woh hasnai lagi
Mai- tumhari khubshurati aur man hai tumhara gahana
Bus hamesha hasati rahoo meri bhena
Kabhi kuch mat sahena caahe gum hoo yaa khushiya bus hume yaad karati rahena
Payal- etna payar karata hai mujhsai
Mai- kaayi saal laga diye aapnai mujsai milenai mai aap nai jaise bhula hi diya
mujhe
Payal- bhai bus anna nahi hoo paya aare tuh roo mat naa
Viraj - be. Brave men
Mai rrote hue - meri bhen koo koi dhukh mat denaa buss yahi kahunga agar jann
cahaiye toh meri lee lenaa
Payal- kahabadarr aage khuch bola toh pagal hoo gaya hai kaya
Mai-arre nahi app toh janti hoo App sab meri kamjori hai aur meri takkat hoo
Viraj -ab chaloo sab bhar hai
Mai - haa chaloo par app dono jaoo aur apana ghar dhekhoo adress save hai car ke
gps mai
Viraj - baad mai chalejayenge
Payal- chaloo naa etnai pyaar sai sab diya hai
Viraj-thik hai chaloo
Mai- jaldi anna sab meri jann kah jayange warana
Woh dono chale gaye mai phir bhar aaya aur sab logo mai busy hoo gaya
Yaha sai milo dur par ek
Jangal tha jaha par kaafi shanti thi bus pani ke bahane ki awwaj aa rahi thi
manno jaise ess sai acchi jagah aapkoo kuch accha sochane le liye naa mile
Chhote chhote janwar edar udhar bhaag doud kar kare the aur pedo sai patiya girr
rahi thi manoo woh bhi assman ko chu kar gamin koo bhi dhekhana caah rahi hoo ki
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akhir humme bhi essi mitti mai
Milana hai khuch bandar pedoo par uchal kud rahe the aur kuch chidiyaa apnai
gosalle ki neev bana rahe the
Par har acchi jagah mai khuch kaharabi bhi hoti hai toh ess jangal mai bhi hai
aur woh hai esska gahna ellaka jaha andara hi rhata hai roshani waha asse
phauchati hai jaise kisi dhulan kaa ghughat hata kar har koi usski ekk jahalk
dhekhana caahata hoo
Par ess kahmosi to todati hue kisi ke kadamo ki awwaj aa rahi thi aur usske
saath hi jaise haawa bhi tezz hoo rahii thii
Woh aage bhad raha tha usski pheli jakal dhekhenai koo milii saayd suraj kii
kirani essi hi dudh rahi thi
Woh aage aya aur ped par tek laga kar kadha hoo gaya aur
Unknown - khaa hoo abhi tak aayi nahi tumm
Ussnai apni jeb sai ek kitab nikal kar aage phek di aur woh kitanb ke khulate hi
ek roshani bhar aayi
Aur usske kam hoti hi waha ek budhi aurat waha kadhi thii jiske haath mai ek
chadi thii
Unknown - khaa thii ab tak
Aurat - yeh tum socho
Unknown - maine kaha tha uska dyaan rakhana
Aurat- maine khosis ki par ussnai usse mar diya
Unknown - par woh toh abhi jindaa hai
Aurat- matlab tummhe meri beti kr jaane ka koi gum nahi
Unknown - tuhari beti kamzor nikali ek mamuli sai insaan Sai haar gayii manna ki
mai apni kaali shaktiyoo
Aurat- woh koi mamuli insaan nahu hai
Unknown- janata hu kon hai par abhi usske pass hai hii kaya ek talwar /ek kavach
jo ab usske pass hai nahi aur ek pagal saa ansh (kdev)khuch dost aur khuch
ladkiya par unn sab mai meri honni waali rani
Aurat- etna asaan nahi unnhe panna woh dono ek dusare sai pa yaar karete hai
Unknown - etnai din sai mai ess nayi duniya ke har ek chiz ko dhekha hai payaar
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aaj kal bus paiso aur naam mai rakha hai apka naam hua log aapke piche
Aurat - par har jagah yahi nahi hota
Unknown - aee bhudiya tuh jab sai usski baate kar rahi kaya mujh sai dar nahi
lagata hai
Aurat- toh hoga kaali shaktiyoo kaa raja par tujhe bus ek jism aur shktiyoo ki
bhookh hai
Unknown - haa woh toh par jab sammani waali etni takat war hoo toh bhook bhi
banati hai uper sai ussnai toh apni takkat bhi usse de di hai
Aurat -woh phir bhi tujhe hara dega
Uss nai uss aurat kaa gala pakada aur uska sir ped mai dekar mara woh ped tut
gaya
Unknown - agar ek baar usski tarif ki toh yahi mar dunga ab woh nahi bachega
ussnao veronica (janu ke sharir wali cuhdail)ko china hai mai usski janu ko chin
lunga tab usse pata chaelega "BLACK BIRD " sai usski chiz chinnenai ka kaya
natiza hota hai
Woh jangal sai bhar niakalata hai aur road par cahlane lagata hai
Woh apnai hath failata hai aur udd jata hai woh hawa sai bhi tezz udd raha tha
tabhi usski nazar usski nazar ek panchiyoo ke jhund par padi ussnai apni kaliya
modi aur ek aag ka gola unnki taraf chod diya
saare panchi jal ke rakh hoo gaye
Blackbird -koi mere sammne nahi tik sakata ha ha ha ha
Woh udata hua ek building ke uper jaa betha
Black bird - tayaar raho dev ke caahane waaloo aur duniya waloo kyuki ab aa raha
huu tumhari duniya par kabaja karnai kon bachaiyega tumhe
Sach hi kaha sayad ussnai yaha woh duniya kaa raja banana caahata hai aur yaha
thik ussi building ke niche humare hero jinke etne saare naam aur kaam hai woh
beth kar enn sab sai anjaan pizza kaa annand le rahe hai
Mai- waha kaya pizza hai didi waise ghar kaisa laga aapkoo
Payal - bhaut accha jaise koi swarg jaisa aanne ka man nahi kar raha tha
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Mai- pari nai joo banaya hai
Viraj- kaya matalab
Mai- arre aisa ghar koi pariyoo ki rani hii bana sakati hai naa
Shikha- uhhh huuuhhuu aare dev jara ice cream toh lana
Mai-waiter sunna naa abb jakar le aaoo waise shoping acchi hui naa
Viraj- sab khuch A-ONE DD ke meharbani sai
Mai- arre us naam ko chhodo woh bus ab logo ko daranai ke liye hai app toh apnai
hoo
Payal- mai soch rahi huu abhi tunne yeh sab kiya toh aage shaadi mai kaya hoga
Mai- bus dhekhati jaoo par kal kisnai dhekha hai
Payal/shikha/saloni- dev
Mai-arre sorry majak tha apana muh toh dhekhoo
Assi hi hasi majak ke saath time kab. Bita pata hi nahi chala shaam ke 7:30 ho
gaye mai didi aur unn dono koo lekar nikal baaki sab phele hi chale gaye the
maine ghar pahuch kar car park ki aur andar jaanne laga ki meri nazar uper
padi
Mai- kon hai waha
Saloni- kaya hua
Mai- khuch nahi mujhe laga waha koi hai
Payal- lagata hai tujhe need aa rahi hai
Mai- haa sayad chalooo andar
Payal- lagata hai tujhe need aa rahi hai
Mai- haa sayad chalooo andar