UPDATE 98
ABB AGE
Mai -kaya matalab hai tera
Kdev -ek haath loo ek haath doo aur kaya
Mai- tere bus kaa naa hai
Kdev -toh tere bus ka kon saa hai
Mai- jab tak shaitaan shaant hai rahene de warana
Kdev-chal hat khuch naa hoga abhi tak kiya khuch
Maine todhi lambhi saas lii - tuh mujhe chada kar khuch nahi karawa sakata
Kdev - tuh phir padh mera dimag mat kaah mujhe jo karana hai mai kar lunga
Mai-toh kar kisnai roka hai tujhe
Acchank mera phone baja mai silent karna hi bhul gaya
Meera -kon hai joo class mai phone use kar raha ohh tuh app hai mahasaye get out
of my class and give me your phone
Mai- class ke bhar sahi hai phone nahi dunga
Meera -maine kaha yaha rakhoo phone
Mai class sai bhar jaane laga unnhone piche sai pakad liya
Meera - yeh tum meri insult kar kar rahe hoo
Mai-yeh call aapki insult sai jada hai
Mam nai apna haath uthya mujhe marnai ke liye maine unnka haath pakada aur
jahtak ke bhar nikal gaya
Bhar ground ke kone mai
Mai-kaya kiya tunne
Kdev -tunne meri baat nahi maani agar usska payar naa sahi tujhe ab uski nafarat
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toh milegi
Mai- harmakhor
Kdev -phele phone kar baad mai gussa hona
Mai call back kiya
Mohan- kaha hoo dd
Mai-sir school mai huu
Mohan -school mai kaya kar rahe hoo yaha meeting mai jana hai aur arav nai
baatya nahi tummhe
Arav -khuch bhi nahi
Mohan -jaldi aaoo yaha meeting ke liye instambul jaana hai aur bhi kaam hai
Mai-abhi sir
Mohan - ok 3 hour get ready
Mai - ok sir
Mai class ke kahatam hone ka wait karana thik nahi samajaha
Mai class mai gaya -akash jara bhar aa
Meera -woh nahi aayega
Tabhi beel baji
Mai - aab toh aa
Akash bhar aaya
mai usse apne saath lekar lab 4th floor par lekar gaya lab ke pass
Akash -tuh sahtiyaa gaya hai
Mai- tuh joker gang kaa naam suna hai naa
Akash -eess time yeh baat
Mai samjaha nahi
Mai- woh mai hi huu
Akash -haahaa aur mai james bond huu 007 hahaha
Mai- saale mai kaam ki baat kar raha huu aur tuh
Akash hasi rokete hue -abe apni shakal dhekh kon khega tuh woh hai
Mai-tuh aase nahi manega
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Akash - aacha tuh hai toh sabut de yaha koi aata nahi bina kaam ke
Maine apni aakhe band kii aur mask toh aaya hi par mera kavach bhi aaa gaaya
Woh peeche lab ki khidhki sai takaara gaya
Ek awwaj aayi mujhe maine picche mudh kar dhekha
Mai-ohh sit yeh yaha kaise
Akash - bhai yeh kaya ban gaya hai tuh superhero lag raha hai
Mai-mai superhero nahi bus raw ka agent huu
Akash - eeski maa ka aur kitne bomb fodega
Mai - dyaan sai sunn bhai mai ek meeting ke liye instambul jaa raha hu pata naa
kitna time lage tujhe yaha meri bhenoo par dyaan rakhana hai
Akash -mai samjha nahi
Mai- mere bhaiyoo par nazar rakhana bus dhekh bhai tuh hi ek hai jis par mai
aakhe band kar visvash kar sakata hu aur apni bheno ki surksha de sakata hu
Akash -chal thik baake baat mai baad mai puch lunga par tuh yeh eetnai sudh
hindhi kyu bolanai lagata hai baar baar
Mai- woh sab bata dunga filhal tuh mera kaam kar ek minute ruk tujhe saayad yeh
akele naa hoo
Mai-devika kha hoo jaldi yaha aaoo
Devika bina time waste kiye waha aa gayi
Devika - ji kaya hua aapnai bulaya
Mai- haa mai kah raha tha akash
Akash muh khol bus devika ko dhekh raha tha
Maine usse hilaya
Akash -ha ha kaya hua
Mai-kaha khoo gaya
Akash -yeh kon hai aur yaha kaise
Devika - mai ennki wife hu
Akash - oyye ghate wale baba ek aur
Mai- devika tumhe eeske saath mere ghar par aur khaas kar ke mere bhaiyoo par
nazar rakahana mere kisi bhi pariwaloo ko khuch nahi honna caahiye
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Devika - ji jaisa aap kahe mai pura dyann rakungii
Akash - woh sab thik hai par mai tere ghar kaise rahunga
Mai - usski chinat mat kar yeh sabka entazaam kar degii devika ek invisible ghar
bana lena mere ghar ke saamnai
Devika - mere samajh mai nahi aa raha eetnai sahktioo ke baad aap ennta ghabra
kyu rahe hoo
Mai - kyuki yeh dhartilok hai yaha par khuch kaayede kaoon hote hai aur mai unn
sabsai ched chaad kar apni musibat aur nahi badhana chaata huu
Ab ek bhi sawal nahi ek bhi nahi
Dono chup hoo gaye
Mai-ab enka ek aur khaata aur khul gaya hai pata naa mera piccha karte hue yaha
kyu aayi
Devika - mai eeski yaadas mita duu
Mai-nahi kissi ki yaadaas sai ched chaad thik nahi kisi ke jindagi ke paallo ko
agar miltaogi toh usske dimag par ashar padega
Akash - toh phir kaya
Mai aage bhadha aur unko god mai uthaya aur nicche jaane laga devika chali
gayi
Akash -aase thik rahega jaddo sai ennke ghar chod aa
Mai- chal be fir hazar sawal kangi tumnai mere saath khuch galat kiya tumnai
kaya kiya mere saath etc etc
Mai unnko lekar niiche aaaya saare saare aise ghur rahe the jaise ki koi
shooting dhekh rahe hai mai unnhe saatff room mai le gaya aur khurshi par
bethaya
Principle -kaya hua hai eese
Mai-pata nahi sir aachank. Behosh hoo gayi
Mai akash ke saath bhar aaya
Mai-yeh chaabhi le aur sabko ghar le jaa mere jaate hii devika aa jaayegi
Akash -thik hai bhai jaa tuh
Maine arav ko phone kiya -kaha hai
Arav - room mai huu
Mai jhaat sai usske room mai pahucha
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Arav - kaya hua yaha kaise
Mai- saale meeting hai baataya nahi
Aarav - abe shaam ko hai batanae wala tha
Mai -chal ab sir nai bulaya hoga aur kahana ki delhi mai hi tha
Arav-ok
Phir maine shikha ko bhi liya aur raw pahaucha
Mohan -aa age eetni jaldi aur arav tum yaha
Arav -sir mai yahi tha
Mohan -ok chaloo humara helicopeter tayarr hai
Mai- nitika kaha hai
Mohan -woh helicopeter mai hi hai
Hum sab waha pauche
Nitika - aa gaye tum log
Shikha aur nitika gaale mile
Maine aur arav nai haath milaya
Nitika -khushi hui dubara mil kar ke
Mai /arav - hume bhi
Phir hum wha sai nikale instambul
Mohan - dd tum school kaya kar rahe the
Mai-padnai gaya tha
Nitika arav jor sai hasane lagae
Mai - dhekhoo hasoo mat
Nitika - i am sorry ....fuuuhhhh schoolll. .....i am really sorry
Mai- tuh toh chup hoo saale
Mohan - dd majak aacha karete hoo
Mai-kaya sir aapkoo toh baataya hai
Mohan -kaya baataya tha
(Kdev -abe chutiya esse chuh nahi baataya hai )
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Mai- aare mai waha sai nazar rakh rha tha
Dono chup hue -kis par
Mai - baad mai bata dunga
Nitika - yeh galat hai hum saare kaam karete hai yeh akele kyu
(K dev -kah de madam par
Mai -abe jhut bolene sai kam sai hassi toh band hui
)
Arav -bata
Mai-chodo chhota saa kaam tumhare level kaa nahi tha
Nitika - yeh tum galat kar rahe hoo
Mohan - nitika woh tumhara boss hai usska joh man karega woh karega
Mai - nahi sir hum sab phele dost hai baad mai agent
Mohan - ulta bol rahe hoo
Arav - chaloo mitti daaloo eaapar abb
Mai- accha sir aur kaya kaam hai
Mohan -woh gadar mil gaya hai
Mai -kon hai
Mohan - sweeper base kaa
Mai-azzeb hai woh toh ekdum maumali saa tha
Mohan -woh "black eye " gang ka right hand hai
Mai-sir nahi hoo sakata maine sab khuch check kiya yeh nahi hoo sakata hai
Mohan -kyu aisa kyu kah rahe hoo
Mai - hoo skata hai woh blck eye gang ka hoo par humare missions ki baate keval
aapkoo pata hoti hai yaa base koo khuch officers koo
Nitika - mere dad par shak kar rahe hoo
Mohan - beti hum asse kam karte ki har kisi ko sak ki nazar dhekhana padata
hai
Mai-jaha tak mai samjhata hu sir aap mera esshara samajh gaye
Mohan - par tumhe uss par shak kyu hai
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Arav -kon hai woh
Mai- marcus sir kaa senior hai "drungs departement ka victor
Nitika -kaya dad jab aapko maine bataya tha trip ke baare mai tab woh bhi toh
confernce mai the
Mohan - haa woh bhi tha
Mai-abe toh pakka wahi hoga 100%
Mohan -toh karana kaya hai
Mai - khatam aur kaya gadar nahi bachete hai raw mai
Mohan -thik hai meeting ke baad karana job bhi karana hai par mujhe proof bhi
caahiye
Mai-ok sir mil jayega
Kaafi time baad hum base par land hue fhir waha sai meeting ke liye nikale
Mai- sir meeting ke baare mai khuch nahi baataya
Mohan - yeh ek internation level security agency ki meetup meeting hai
Mai -kaya sir etna secret kyu
Mohan -nahi too tum nahi aate aaj sabko pata chalega ki dd urff joker kon hai
jisnai utpat macha rakaha hai underworld mai aur woh humari agency ka hai
Arav- yeh aap kaya kah rahe hoo sir
Mai-chill kar ab apna koi khuch nahi kar sakata hai
Mohan -that's my boy
Hum phir waha par pauche aur sab apni jagah par beth gaye
Kaafi badi party thi
Arav-wah bhai kaya party ess meeting kon kahata hai
Mai-bade log choti soch
Nitika nai mere seene par halke sai mara
Mai-aare bus majak kar raha huu
Host girl - good evening to all of u my name is jean and i welcome the reputed
agencies and there danger agents this evening is organise to make bond between
the nations and there agency ..........aage wahi rate hue dialoges
30 minutes later
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Jean bol toh english mai rahi par mai uski baato ko hindhi mai likhunga aage
Jean - aab mai bulana caahungi RAW HEAD "MR.MOHAN " ko ki aaye aaur aapne vichar
rakhe ess meeting par
Taaliyoo ke saath unnka swagat hua
Phir unnhone aapan bhasan sumnya aur akhir mai
Mohan -mai aaj saabkoo batane mai khushi mahsus kar raha hu ki dd "THE JOKER "
humari RAW ka agent
Yeh baat unnhone jaise bolii waha jaise sannata hoo gaya saabe bade dyaan sai
mohan sir ko dhekh rahe the
Mohan- aur aaj woh yah maujod hai
Sabki nazare ek saath india ke naam plate wale section ki aur ho gayi
Sabhi jaanna caahate the ki akhir een sabmai woh shashk akhir hai kon
Mohan - dd yaha aaoo
Mai kadaha hua aur stage ki tarf bhadnai laga abhi bhi sannaata tha waha
Mohan -toh mileye yeh raw ki shaan dd urff the joker
Sab taaliya bajane lage
Jean nai mujhsai haath milaya
aapsai mil kar khusi hui
Mai-mujhe bhi
Phir mera bhi ek lamaba choda bhasan hua jaisa hota hai
Kaafi log mujhsai mile maine apni team ko bhi milawaya aisa lag raha tha shaadi
ke function mai aaye the
Sab meeting aur sab khatam hua maine room mai jakar ek need bhi marr lii jab
utha toh todha sir dard hoo raha tha time dhekha 10:30bej rahe the maine kapde
badle aur niiche gaya
Mai-excuse me drink section kidhar hai
Ussnai ek aur esshara kiya
Mai andar gaya
Waiter - yes sir
Mai- one martini
Waiter - ok sir
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Todhi dher baad woh laya
Maine uska ek sip liya
Mai-kaya adat dalwa di yaar arav
Jean - kaya mai yaha beth sakati huu
Mai- haa kyu nahi
Jean - toh mr dd aap ko martini pasand hai
Mai- nahi bus kisi ke kahene par aaj man kiya try karnai kaa
Jean - ohh nice waise lagata nahi ki aap hii wahi hai jisi sab joker ke naam sai
jaante hai
Mai- aapko bhi dhekh kar nahi lagata ki CIA ki wahi kaatil agent hai joh aaj
hoast bani hai
Usske haath sai bear mere uper gir gayi
Jean -ohh i am sorry
Mai-its ok
Jean - woh toh bus kabhi kabhi jab moka milata hai aapni khushi ke liye karati
huu
Maine aakhir sip piya
Jean - do martini with daiquiri and voda
Mai -mera ho gaya
Jean -oh come ek mere saath hoo jaye phir kab mokka milega pata nahi
Mai- ok
Jean - yeh hui baat
Phir maine aur ussnai baato baato mai pata nahi kab 5 round kar diye
Jean -ok ab mai chalati huu
Woh kadhi hui aur ladkada kar mere upper gir gayi
Jean -sorry i am really sorry
Maine apna dhekha woh usski gand par tha
Woh uthi
Mai-mai le chata hu aapko
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Jean -thanks fhir mai usse pakad kar le jaane laga par saala mera shir ghum
raha
Maine shir jahakata
Jean - kaya hua
Mai-khuch nahi jada hoo gayi hai lagata hai
Hum dono uuske room sai todhi hi dhur par the par mujhe nasha khuch jada hoo
raha tha pata nahi kaise
Mera pair kisi chij sai takara aur mai jean ke saath usse uper jira
Jean -ouuuchhhhh
Hum dono ka face ekdum karib aa gaya tha
ussnai mera face pakada aur kiss shuru kar di phele toh mera maan saayad badal
jaata par ab meri body out of control thii maine bhi uska hoth khicha
Aur phir tezz tezz chusnae laga
Maine kiss kaarte karte usse god mai uthaya aur diwal sai chipaka diya aur usske
hotho ko chhod kar usske gale koo chusnae laga
Jean-room mai chaloo
Maine usse vase si lekar usse gate ke pass gaya ussnai card swipe kiya
Maine gus kar gate ko pair sai band kiya aur usse kiss karte usse
Bed par lita aur usske kapde ko upper kar ke nikal diya
Usske ekdum saaf badi badi chuchiyoo ko laal bra mai dhekh kar mai jaise pagal
saa hoo raha tha
Mai dono haathoo sai usski bra pakadi aur faad dii
Jean-yen kaya kar rahe hoo
Maine bina kuch bole usske nipple par apnk jeeb laga dii
Abb sai jean ke real word
Jean - ohhhhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhh. Siiiiiiiiiiiiii yess suck it yaaaaaaa. Oohhhhhh
my god......ddd.d. Yes like suck it like a magoo uuummmmm.mmm
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Maine usski ek chuchi koo muh mai bhar liya aur aasse chusnai laga jase abhi
doodh nikalana hai
Maine ek haath usski leggings ke andar daal diya aur usski choot ko dabnae
laga
Jean - ohhhhhhhhh .............aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh........please do slowely
uuuuuummmmmm
Maine ab usske dusari chuchi ko chusane laga
Jean -please don't bite its hurting mee
Mai- babe today i give more pain you never imagin
Jean - than doo something i am comingg ............ohhhhhhhhh yaaaa itss
cc.....ooooo....m....
Itna bolate hi woh jhad gayi
Mai uss sai alag hua aur apne kapade utar diye
Jean -ooohhhhhhh myy god you wanted this to put inside me
Mai- yaa baby i think you never forgot this
Maine ussk upar aa gaya
Jean -please doo slow its too big
Maine usse kiss kiya aur apana lund usski choot par set kiya
Aur haath picche bed par rakh diya
Jean- ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. ...............god help...........please slow down
Mai uaaki garadan koo chaate laga aur dhaka mar tezz wala
Woh eetne tezz chillayi ki mere toh sir chakara gaya ussnai aapne bade nakhun
meri peth mai gussa diye jis sai khoon aane laga
Maine todha dhaka dena shuru kiya
Jean - yaaa. Uuuuuhhhhhhffffff like doo slowley
Maine dherre dheere speed bhadhani shuru kii aur todhe hi time mai full speed
mai usse chodanai laga
Uuke chukiya uper nicche hoo rahi thi
Mai jhat sai usski ek pakada aur dakhe marate hue usske nipples jor jor chusanae
lagaya
Jean- yes yes fuck me fuckme harder yeesaa fast fast deepper oohhhhhhhh
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aaaaaahahahhahahha....................ohhh daady. ............come my joker goo
more deep
Maine ek usski taang uthayii aur aur apne khande par rakh liya aur lambe lambe
dhake laganae laga
Woh apana sir edhar udhar karnai lagii
Jean -oaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh i am coming m................uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh.
Ohhhhhhhhh fast .. .m.........
Aur woh ek baar aur jhad gayi par mera josh kahatam hoke kaa naam hi nahi lee
raha tha
Maine apna lund bahar nikala toh pura laal hoo chuka tha khoon sai
Maine usse saaf kiya bedsheet sai aur
Mai neeche late gaya aur usse apne upper lee liya aur picche sai usski chut mai
daal diya
Jean - stop it aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh ...............
Mai dhekhe tezz kar diye karib 1 minute woh fhir sai maja lene lagi aur
siskaariya leene lagii
Usske pair kaap rahe the maine usse apnai upar khich liyaa aur aur kiss karate
hue dheke marnae laga
10 minute baad woh phir jahdnai wali thi
Usske pair tezzi sai vibrate hone
Mera bhi aane wala tha maine dhake aur tezz kar diye
Todhi dher hum dono saath mai hi jhad gaye
Hum dono ki saase bhait tezz thi aur hum paise mai bhig chuke the ac hone ke
baawjod
Woh mere upar sai hati aur side mai late gayi
Hum esmai etna khoo gaye ki pata nahi chala ki kab ek gahta bit gaya tha abb ess
nasha maane yaa jism ki garmi
Translating
Jean- jaisa tumhare baare mai sunna tha tum usse bhi aage hoo rukane kaa naam hi
nahi le rahe the
Mai- kyu maja nahi aaaya
Jean- aaya par tumnai meri puri body hila kar rakh di
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Maine usse apni taraf guhamaya aur ek kiss di
Jean - mai fresh hokar aati huu
Woh jaane lagi
Mai bhi usske picche chal pada woh toda ajjeb saa chal rahai thi
Mai bhi usske saath nahaya aur aakar let gaya
Mai (man mai )- meri samjah mai nahi aa raha mujhe nasha chadha kaise aur yeh
etnai jaldi kaise hoo gaya
Kdev -aahhh maja aagaya aaj toh
Mai-saale kahi yeh teri vajaah sai toh nahi hua
Kdev -tunne hi toh kaha tha joo karana hai kar lee aur jada naatak mat kar tab
toh bade maje sai come baby kar raha tha mane toh bus tere nasha kahatam nahi
honne diya baaki teri matlab humari mohani shakti jindabaad hai
Mai- saale aakhir mai tuune karli apne man ki
Kdev- abhi kaha
Mai- kaya bak raha ab kaya caahiye tujhe
Kdev - chal soo jaa abb woh dhek wo soo gayi
Mai aaj ke enn sabke baare sochata hua sooo gaya
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Kdev - chal soo jaa abb woh dhek wo soo gayi
Mai aaj ke enn sabke baare sochata hua sooo gaya