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C chachi - accha dhikha phir
Phir maine jitna sahi tha utana dhikaya
Maa- par beta yeh sakatiya mili kaha sai
Mai- maa yeh toh aapko abhi bata nahi sakata hu bus aap etna samajh loo ki ab
appke ladke ko chunaa bhi assan nahi hai
B chachi- bada aaya chunne wala enn shaktiyoo ke aane sai ghamand bilkul mat
karana
Mai- ji aap sahi kah rahi ho maine naa toh kiya hai aur naa karunga
Maa- par beta yeh sab toh kar payega
Mai- kaya maa
Maa- arre mai teri biwiyo ki baat kar rahi hu abhi naa unnki shadhi hui hai riti
riwajo ke saath aur phir bhi ghar mai eetna ghul mil gayi hai par bhAr waloo ko
jawab dena padega toh
Mai-aap tension naa loo
Deepali aunty (padosi)-kaisi tension ki baate hoo rahi hai
Mai- arre aunty namste
Deepali- haa haa thik hai
Maa- kaya hua asse kyu bol rahi hai
Deepali - yeh kaam hi asse karata hai
Mai-maine kaya kiya
Maa- toh phele beth
Woh beth gayi
C chachi -aaj kaise bhul gayi rasta
Deepali -kaha mai toh bus tum sabsai milane aayi hu tera ladaka bhi aa gaya aur
hume khabar hi nahi ki
Maa-arre abhi sahi sai khuch hua hi kaha bus bhaag doudh thi
Deepali-dhekh bura naa manne toh ek baat kahu
Maa- bol naa kaya baat hai
Deepali - yeh tumhare ghar mai aaye din ettni ladkiya kyu aati hai abhi do toh
nicche hi hai
Maa-woh toh bus...
Deepali-joh bhi hoo accha nahi lagata hai tumh toh jaanti hai ki apni biradri ki
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kaafi ejjat hai yaha
Maa- haa woh sab toh thik hai
Deepali-dekh mai jada nahi nahi kahungi par chal dosto ka anna thik hai par
appne jaise ke saath rahoo toh jada accha hai naa
Mai-kaya kahana chaati hai aap
Deepali-dhekho beta tum india ke top bussiness man ke bete hoo aur enn logo ke
sath ghumana fhirana thik nahi hai
Maa-kaisi baate kar rahi hai aaj toh tera dimag toh thik hai naa
Deepali-galat kaya kaha maine khudh hi soch le kaha tum aur kha woh harish ke
dono bacche
Harish - sam /komal ke dad
Mai-aunty yeh galat bol rahi hoo aap
B chachi -dev asse baat karte hai apno sai baado sai
Deepali - jaane de naa ab yeh tumhare haath sai nikal gaya hai
Mai-app kaya bole jaa rahi hoo aisa khuch nahi hai
Maa-toh yaha sai jaa abhi
Mai-par maa
C chachi -dev kaha naa didi nai jaoo
Mai waha sai bahar aaya toh mer pair wahi jam gaye woh dono wahi kadhi thi
Mai-tum dono yaha kaya kar rahi hoo
Woh dono bina khuch bole waha sai jaane lagi maine richa ka haath pakada
Woh mudhi
Mai-kaya baat hai... Aree tum roo kyu rahi hoo
Woh khuch nahi boli
Mai-bolo bhi kaya baat hai
Richa -khuch nahi aakh mai khuch gir gaya tha
Mai-etna pagal nahi hu mai kaya baat hai
Woh mera haath chudha kar masoom ko lekar room mai chali gayi
Mai aage badha ki phone aaya
Mai-haa dad kaya hua
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Mai-bus aaya abhi
Mai bike lekar wha pahucha
Mai - kaya hua aap police station kyu aaye baataya toh hota
Dad -yaar force kiya
Maine sir ko phone kiya -sir ######maine sara mamala samajahya
Mohan -don't worry mai dhek lunga
Thodi dher baad commisioner ka phone aaya aur mai dad ko lekar waha sai office
aya
Dad -yaar etane paise honne ke baadh bhi aakhir kannon ke aage jhukana padata
hai
Mai-nahi dad woh baat nahi hai bus aapne desh ka har kaam ka proocess hai
Dad -khuch bhi kah beta par police par vishwas nahi hota
Mai-aap woh sab chhodo yeh baatoo richa ke dad sai baat ki nahi
Dad-kaha tere jaane ke baad kam jada kiya nahi bus ussi mai lage hai
Mai-thik hai acha dad ek baat hai
Dad - haa bole
Maine deepali aunty ki baate batayi
Dad -woh aasi hi hai usska husband bhi parshan hai
Par yey bata unn dono ko ab unnke ghar bhej doo
Mai-haa yahi thik rahega ab
Dad -chal jaa ab meeting hai 30 ghante mai
Mai vaha bike lakar nikal pada
Todhi dhur hi gaya tha ki ek aawaj aayi
Kaha hoo tum
Mai-devika tum kaya baat hai
Devika -bus aapsai baat karnai ka man kiya aa jaoo naa
Mai-aata huu
Mai bike chata chata gayab ho gaya
Wah ke sab loh mujhe ghurane lage mai bike joh chala raha tha parilok mai tabhi
sare sipahi jhul gaye unnki aawaj sai sabka dayaan tuta toh sab bhi neehe jhuk
gaye
Mai mahal ke sammne aakar bike roki aur andar gaya
Mai-lagata hai pura entzaam kar rakha hai