DEV THE HIDDEN POWER (INCEST , MAGICAL ,THRILLER )

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Janu bathroom sai aayi

Janu- tum bhaut saitaann hote jaaa rahe ho

Mai- accha jab etni khoobsurat ladki pass mai ho to shaitanni nahi kare to kaya
kare

Janu- par tum auroo sai alag ho kabhi bhi aage badane ke liye naa hi force karte
ho naa kohsis

Mai uska chera apne pass laya - arre pagal mai koi tumhare jism sai payaar todhi
karata hu mai too tumsai payaar karata hu aur payaar mai jorjabardasti nahi
hoti

Janu- eska matalb mai acchi nahi hu

Mai- kar di naa wahi baat jaaoo mai baat nahi karata
mai dusri garaf muh kar ke soo gaya

Janu- aare baba mai to majak kar rahi thi

Mai khuch nahi bola

Janu- khuch to bolo naa

Mai chup rha

Janu- dhekho aisa mat karoo mujhe aaccha nahi lag rha hai

Mai-soo jaoo tumhe need aa rahi hai naa

Janu - aab maan bhi jaaoo naa ek to etne dino baad mile ho aur naaraj ho rahe
jabki mujhe hona caahiye tha

Mai uski taraf muda - dobara kabhi aise baat mat karana

Janu kan pakate hue - sorry ab apna haath doo mujhe sonna hai

Hum dono esse hi soo gaye
Sunah jab need khuli to jaanu kisi sai baat kar rahi thi
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Mai- kon hai

Janu - masoom hai kashmir mai hai trip par

Mai - kaya ohh sit jaldi sai tayaar ho jaooo

Janu- chal baad mai baat karati hu koi aaya hai

Masoom -ok thik hai

Mai- kab gayi hai wo

Janu- 5 din hue hai abhi abhi to 25 din aur wahi tahegi

Maine phone liya aur arav ko phone kiya

Arav - ha bahi kaya hua

Mai- yaar jara kashmir ke ticket karwa de tin

Arav - ok abhi karawata hu

Mai- aisa kar apna bhi karawa lena

Arav - ok

Janu- kon jaa raha kashmir

Mai- tum mai sona aur arav

Janu- kaya tumnai masoom ko sab bata diya hai

Mai- pagal ho kaya bus tumhara bhi ghumana ho jayega jaldi ready ho jaao mai
sona ko lekar aata hu

Mai bhagata hua gaadi lekar ghar ki aur nikal pada

Ghar par tulsi di aur sona hi the

Mai- maa kaha hai

Tulsi - aare tum aa gaye aa ja nasta kar

Mai-maa kaha hai

Tulsi -woh papa ke saath bhar gayi hai kayi din lagenge

Mai - tab to apko aklea nahi chod sakata

Maine arav sai ek aur ticket karwa liya humari flight 12 beje ki thi


Mai- didi sona kaha nai

Tulsi - upper room mai hai pad rahi hai

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Mai- aard waah yeh to badiya hai


Mai room mai gaya

Mai- sona mai aa gaya

Sona - toh kaya karu

Mai - ab chodo bhi aur tayaar ho jaoo hum ghumane jaa rahe hai

Sona khadhi ho gayi - sach mai

Mai- haa jaldi sai ready ho jaoo aur mera saaman bhi pack kar do flight haiv12
beje

Swona - flight kyu hum to waise bhi jaa sakete hai naa

Mai -wo sab baad mai jo kaha hai karooo

Sona- haa thik hai gussa kyu kar rahe hoo

Maine masoom ko call ki

Mai - hello baby kaha ho


Masoom - tum batamiz kahi ke jhutte tumnai kaha tha mere saath aaooge aur na
jaanne kaha gayab ho gaye

Mai- aare ruk to sahi sab aakar bata dunga tum ruki kaha par ho address send kar
doo

Masoom nai msg beja

Phir sona aur didi ko lekar arav ke ghar aur waha sai sidha airpot wha sai
flight mai nikal pade kashmir ki orr

Sona aur janu khuch baate kar rahe thi

Mai- kaya baate ho rahi hai

Sona - kyu ladkiyo ki baato ko sun kar kaya karogeo

Mai - kyu jab ladkiyoo ko jhel sakta hu to unnki baatoo ko kyu nahi

Janu- eey mr aap hume nahi huum aapko jhel rahe hai

Mai - sona yeh galat hai sidhi sadhi ladki ko bigad rahi hoo

Sona- accha mai bigad rahi hu to kal raat tum kaya kar rahe the

Meri to hawa nikal gayi yeh ladkiya bhi naa koi baat pepot mai nahi pachati

Janu- kha khoo gaye

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Sona - kaal raat ke sapne mai

Mai- nhai aisa khuch nahi hai wo mai to bus yeh soch rha tha ki

Sona-na baba na mai naa karne wali khuch

Mai- tum mannoge nahi

Wo dono hasane lagi
Janu- skal to dhekho ac mi paisana aa raha hai

Maine haath lagaya to sacch mai mere face par paisna tha

Mai- yaar tum log to abhi sai dara rahi hoo mera naa janne kaya hoga

Sona - wahi hoga jo munjure dilruba hoga

Meri bhi hasi chhut gayi

Adami-kaya aap log saant rahenge

Mai- ohh sorry sir tum log todha dheere bolo

Airhostess - sir aap khuch lenge kaya

Mai- aap payaar sai de dogi to le lenge

Airhostess - kaya sir

Mai- kaya hai aapke pass

Airhostess - sab khuch aapke liye

Janu mere haath par nochane lagi

Mai- khuch garam milega

Airhosteass - par aap to phele sai hi hot dhikh rahe hoo

Mai- toh khuch tahadha hi pila do par mita hoo

Sona - diebtiz ho jayegi

Airhostess - koi baat nahi sugerfree bhi hai humare pass

Mai- to de do na

Airhostess- ye le li jiye naa

Maine aage haath badaya - de di jiye naa

Maine icecream le li

Sona- kaha lo laar gir rahai hai


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Mai aur airhostess hasane lag par wo dono gusse mai jap rahi thi

Maine ek gaadi usse de - kaafi acchi tarah samjahti to ho sitution ko

Airhostess - thanks sir par yeh kyu

Mai- bus mujhe aaccha laga to tumhe bhi to accha lagana cahaiye bytheway tumhara
naam

Airhostess - priya

Mai- sweet name nice to meet u you

Priya - my pleasure sir

Wo chali gayi

Sona nai mere kaan pakade

Mai-ahahhaha kaya kar rhai ho log has rahe hai

Sona - kaya kar rahe the yeh sab

Mai- bus todha sa

Janu-yeh todha sa nahi tha agar mujhe gussa aa gaya naa to tum soch nahi sakete
kaya hoga

Mai - saant ho jaaoo mere raniyoo saant

Sona - usse 10 hajar kyu di aur hume khuch bhi nahi

Maine uth kar apne jeb sai do card nikale

Mai- yeh janu ka aur yeh sona ka

Janu - yej kyu

Mai - dhekho yeh 500 carore tumhara aur yeh 500 carore tumhara

Dono ke haath sai card chhut gaya

Mai - kaya kar rahi hoo dono

Sona - tum majak kar rahe ho naa

Mai - nahi baba

Janu- etne saare paise kaha sai

Mai- ab underworld ko khatam karne ke badale mai khuch to lenna hi tha

Sona - par yeh sab sarkaar kaa hai

Mai- sab ke sab ek jaise hai tum kaya sochati ho yeh sab enne paise ko gariboo
mai baat denge sab ke sab chor hai khaa jayenge esse




Janu- tum kaya karoge

Mai- ek buisness shuru karunga aur berojgaaro ko kaam dunga

Sona mere gaale lag gayi- sorry maine tumhe galat samajha

Mai- essye liye abhi tak maine yeh baat arav ko bhi nahi baatayi wo bhi binna
baat ke sawal karega

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Janu- mujhe aise mat ghuroo mai kisi ko khuch nahi baataungi

Mai- baatana bhi maat aur jara ennhe utthaoo pata nahi aate hi kaise soo gayi

Sona - wo galti sai sirdard ki jagah maine didi ko need ki goli de di

Mai- aur karoo baate

Janu- jaane do naa jo ho gaya soo ho gaya

Mai- ab utha bhi do khuch hi dher mai land hona hai

Sona unnpar pani ki chite marati hai

Tulsi didi - nahi chod do mujhe mai aage sai yaha nahi aaungi

Maine unnhe hilaya- kaya hua didi chup ho jaaoo

Adami- yaar tum log kisi chidiyaghar sai aaye ho kaya kitna shor macchate ho

Mai- sir ek baar aur sorry

Phir hum sab todhi dher mai pahuch gaye maine ek taxi ko bulaya aur nilkal pade
resort #######ki taraf

Risort mai pahuch kar maine tin room book karawye pta nahi kyu dono ek hi room
mai rahaena cahati thi mai tulsi didi aur arav ko unnke aur unnke room mai aur
mai pahucha massom ke gate par

Nock nock

Koi reply nahi

Nock nock

Masoom - aa rahi hu ruk nahi sakete kaya

Ussnai gaye khola
Maine uss dhekh kar smile ki

Par wo bina khuch bole vapas chali gayi

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Mai andar jakar gate lock kar diya

Mai - aree baby kaya hua suno to sahi

Masoom - tumhara yeh roj ka hai ek din milene aaye aur wada bhi kiya tha

Mai - phele sunn lo mai-----------------------------------------saari baate
baatyayi

Wo mere sai chipak gayi
Masoom-sorry meri vajah sai tumhari saktiya chali gayi aur mai tummhe gussa
dhikah rahi hu

Mai - aare tum bhi naa baat baat par imosanal ho jaati ho chaloo jara ghum kar
aate hai aur wo sab bhi aa gayi aur didi bhi aayi hai

Masoom - thik hai chaoo mai ready hokar aati hu

Woh tayar hokar aayi

Mai- etana tight pheana jaruri hai kaya

Masoom - aare jaan yeh to faishion hai

Mai - haa aacha hai chaloo

Maine unn sabko phone karke bua liya aur sona nai bhi kisi ko call kar diya


Hum dono niche aaye to wo sab wahi the par wha ek shakh aur tha

Masoom - aare aap sab aaye ho

Tulsi - haa yeh manna hi nahi

Masoom - accha hi to hai aur tuh wha kyu khadhi hai

Maine usse dekha mujhe pata nahi kaya haua aur bhaag kar laga liya

Wo phele to todha chutane ki khosis ki par baad mai mujhe kas ke pakad liya

Arav jo juice pi raha tha usske muh sai juice nikal gaya

Wo khassane laga mera dyaan tuta

Mai- i really sorry miss

Masoom - kar kaya rahe ho

Saloni - yeh kon hai

Masoom -dev mere boyfriend

Janu/sona -:humare bhi


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Saloni- kaya

Arav kahasne laga

Janu- hamare bhi bhai ka dost

Sona - mere di ke bhai

Mai- aare chodo yeh sab challoo bahar

Hum sab bhar aaye

Mai- exuse me yaha aachi jagah hai kaya koi dhekene ke liye

Staff - yes sir resort ke piche ek bahut bada jangal hai aur phandhi sai bhaut
accha najara hota hai

Mai sabko lekar nikal pada humnai kahnne pinne ka saaman bhi le liya beg maine
le rakha tha


Hum aage bhadh rahe the

Saloni- aapka naam kaya hai

Mai- dev aur apka

Saloni - mera naam saloni....ek minute kaya kaha aapnai

Janu- dev kyu kaya hua

Saloni- nahi bus aase hi kissi ki yaad aa gayi

Mai- koyi apna hai kaya

Saloni- uss sai bhi bhad kar meri zindagi hai wo

Sab usse ghurane lage

Janu-- kaya hua kahi unnkkiii...dea......

Masoom - chup karoo tum wo bus kho gaye hai

Saloni - ha saaya aisa hi ho par aapne mujhe lage kyu lagaya

Mai - wohi to mai samajh nahi paaya

Picche sai

Ladka - humare gale lag jaoo hum bata denge

Hum piccbe mude waha 6-7ladke the

Arav - kyu kaahali peli time belkar kar raha hai nikal yaha sai

Ladka2 - do ladke aur 5 ladkiya bahut naa enn saafi hai bhai ek hume bhi de de
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dena

Mai- ladkiyoo ki eezzat karana shikhoo warana kisi din yehi tumhari mout ban
jayegi

Ek ladaka massoom ke pass akar- kaya pataaka lag rhai hai bhai aaj to ess hum
ghumanyenge

Maine beg niche rakh diya

Mai- agr tum sab nai hara diya to yeh tumhari

Ladka - tuh akela aur hum 7

Mai- abe mai nahi jisse tu ghumane ki baat kar raha hai

Ladaka2 - haha bhai chal esske liye to mai hi kaafi hu

Wo aage bhadha aur masoom ko pakadne wala tha ki masoom nai ek laat usske muh
par mari wo udta hua unn ladko par gira

Sona - wow mai bhi ladugi
Janu- mai bhi

Mai - jaao didi aap dono nahi

Saloni mujhe ghurane lagi mujhe pata tha enn tino ko to khuch hona hi nahi par
aisa khuch hoga maine socha naa tha

Sona bhaagti hui gayi aur ek laat ek ke khaandhe par maari uska khanndh tut
gaya

Mai sabko betha liya aur chips ka packet khole liya

Janu nai ek ki gardan pakadi aur seene par laat mari uska sir ukad gaya hum
sabke gale mai chips atalk gaya

Masoom nai paas ki ek ladki uthayi aur ek ke sine par mari wo usske aarr par ho
gayi aur khoon masoom ke upar aa gaya

Sona nai ek aur koo laat mari uski garadan wahi tut gayi

Tenno ab bacche tin ko marane ko aage bhadhi

Ladka - maaf kar doo aaj ke baad mai apni biwi ko bhi nahi chuunga

Ladaka 2 - haa hume maaf kar do galti ho gayi

Sona nai janu aur janu nai masoom ko dhekha

Aur aage bhadi

Masoom -ek saath beth jaoo warana

Wo jhaat sai beth gaye


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Janu- aakhe band karoo
Hum ja rahe hai kholi to mar jaye

Phi wo tinno usske picche gayi aur nai ek jahtke mai unki garadan unke pair sai
mila di matlab kamar ki haadhi tod di

Hum sabki to aawaj atak gayi

Wo tenno hamare pass aayi

Masoom -kya hua tum logo kaha kho gaye hoo

Arav - abe yeh to joker ki tatah sai lad rahi hai matalb thi matala mara ma..

Mai- chup kar bhai mai tab sai enn sabke saath rah rha tha aur mujhe pata bhi
nahi

Janu- kaya nahi pata khoon aur shaktiya baatenai kaa bahut
shok hai naa loo dhkeh loo uska ashar

Mai - maine kaya kiya hai

Masoom - jab sai tumnai khoon diya hai raat ko sapne aate hai tum kaise sabko
marate ho

Mai- tum tenno ko

Teeno - ha

Mai- ek minute masoom tum kaya janti ho eenke aur mere baare mai

Masoom - ha jab tum ek mahine ke liye gayab hue tab hi yeh sab hua hum mile aur
sab baate dherre dherre share hui

Mai niche beth gaya

Masoom - mere pass aayi

Mai - mat chuoo mujhe mai yaha tum teeno ke baare mai soch kar paresha tha aur
tumnai etni badi haat chupayi masoom ka to thik par sona tumnai aur jaanu jab
subah maine kha tha tab bhi khuch nahi boli

Janu- maaf kar do tum etna khush the ki maine khuch nahi kaha

Mai - khuch nahi sunnana mujhe

Mai uth kar jaane laga

Mai- aap dono enn tinno ke sath restort mai jaaoo aur arav tuh mere saath aa


Phir mai arav ke saath phandhi par chadanai laga

Hum chup chap pahadhi ke peak (choti)par aa gaye

Arav - bhai kaya hua hai wo sab bus tujhesai payaar karti hai

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Mai- yeh kaisa payaar hai ki mujhe khuch nahi baatya aur aapas mai mil bhi li

Arav gusse sai ek taapad mara - abe chutiye kitna time deta hai tuu unn tino ko
bus khuch pal ha bata wi sab bus ussi pal ko ji kar khush rahati hai

Arav - abe nasib waloo ko etna payaar karane wala milata hai aur teere pass to
teen tenn hai yah dhekh mai apne payaar ke liye taadap raha hu

Arav - tu sach mai ek killer hai jo bus paise lekar kaam karata hai bus fark
etana hai ki tuh unnhe paayaar dene ke badale unnka jism estemaal katata hai

Chataaaak maine ekbtaapad arav ko mara

Mai- aaisa socha bhi kaise tunne maine unnka jism ekdum pavitra rakha hai

Arav - sex sai hi koi aapavitra nahi hota samjaha kaya tuune unnke saarer ke
aango ko nahi chua kaya tunnee..


Mai- bus kar bhai bus kar mujhe maaf kar de

Arav - mai maaf kar doo phele tuh khudh ko maaf kar

Mai- bhai aaj mai tujhe sab bata dunga sab khuchjo bhi mere dil mai hai

Arav - mai bhi yahi chaaahata hu

Mai- bhai dhek jo nicche saloni hai wo meri bhen hai

Arav- toh kaya hua

Mai- wo bhi mujhesai payaar karti hai

Arav khuch sochane laga
Arav- tujhe kaise mallom

Mai - sapne mai dhekha tha

Arav - aur

Mai- ek aur meri bhen hai jo mujhesai payaar karti hai

Arav- yeh bhi sapana

Mai- haaa

Ussnai ek aur taaapad mara

Mai- ab kaya hua

Arav- abe log yaha saamne dhekhi baato par yakin nahi karate aur tu saale sapno
ke duniya mai kho kar apno ko tadapa rha

Acchanak aashamaan aai ek tezz roshani meri upar giri aur mai uchaal kar dur hua
aur pahadhi sai nicchr girane laga

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Arav - devv vv vv ........


Girate whakt maine aakhe bhand ki to mujhe sab yaad aane laga pari neha saloni
dad dadaji chacha ji shikaha mohit komal akash rajiv sam sab ke saab yaad aage
gaye ki mera sir kisi sai takarya

Mai - maaaaaaaa.... aur mai behosh ho gaya



Arav bhaag kar pahadhi ke nicche aaya aur dhudhane laga mai nahi mila wo jakar
sabko aur khhuch addamiyoo ko lekar aaya

Wo ghantoo tak dhudhate rahe ladkiyoo ka ro ro kar bura

Tabhi saloni ka pair mer pet par laga ussnai arav ko bulaya phir sabnai mujhe
panni mai sai nikala aur room mai lekar aa gaye


Saayad mai mahino sooya raha
Jab utha to mere pass ek ladki bethi thi


Mai - kon hoo aap log aur mai kaha hu (uthane ki kosish karata hua

Ladki- aap lete raheye

Mai - mai kaha hu

Aadami - beta tum Rajsheenpur hai


Mai-mai yaha kab sai hu

Ladki -ek saal sai

Mai - kaya.........mujhe janna hoga

Aadami - kaha

Mai - ghar mere ghr waloo ka na jane kya haal hoga

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Mai - aa gayi tum

Masoom - asse mat dekho





Mai - mai janta hu ki dd yani mai tumsai kitna pyaar karata huu be
continue


Masoom ghutano par beth gayi
Masoom - kyu kar rahe ho aisa tum tum jaanete ho naa wo dono tumhara etnazaar
kar rahi hai

Saloni - kon dono

Masoom - tumhari do aur bhabhiya hai janu aur sona

Mai- chup ho jaao naa

Pari - yeh kaya kiya bhai aapnai

Maa- kaya unnsai bhi shaadi ki hai essnai

Masoom- abhi nahi ki hai

Maa- too phir aab aage khuch nahi hoga

Mai uth kar bhar nikal gaya aur dhrre dhhre ek park ki orr ja raha tha

Sammne sai ek truck

Akash - pagal ho gaya hai kaya

Mai chup chaap muh neeche kar ke khadha rha

Akash mujhe pakad kar park mai le gaya aur ek jagah beth gaya

Akash - bhai kya baat hai

Mai- tumne mujhesai riccha ke baare mai kyu chupya tha


Akash - sorry bhai par mai kaya karata sab ke saamne bhi to bata nahi sakata
tha

Mai- wo mere ghar par hai samjha

Akash - kaya baat kar rha hai

Maine saari bbate short usse baatyi

Meri bhen ke saath yeh sab hua aur mujhe pata bhi nahi aur tere saath yeh sab

Mai - yaar ab mai fas chuka hu pehle masoom phir sona /janu aur ab riccha

Akash - saale tunne apna kaam nhi choda naa ladkiyoo ko taang karanai ka ab
bhugat le

Mai - yaar kaha aapne aap hi aa gayi sab

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Akash - ha pata hai saale tuh sayaar joh tahara

Mai hasnai laga

Akash - abb aaya mera sher abe ek idea duu

Mai - saale tere pehle wala idea ekdum bekar tha

Akash - sunn to sahi bhai

Mai - bol bhai

Akash - aisa mar sai unn dono sai shaadhi kar ke kisi dusare ghar mai rakh
dena

Mai - kha ghatiya aadami hai saale aur fasa rha hai

Akash - yahi jabardast idea hai

Mai - sochunga chal yaar khuch ho jaaye aaj

Akash - chal phir

Hum dono ek dukan par ruke

Mai- jaa lekar aa bhai

Phir jakar lekar aaya

Akash - bhai tere esse taste ka jawab nahi

Mai- haa kaayi saari cold drink mila kar pinne ka maja hi khuch aur tu jara
thumsup jada dalana strog hoga

Phir hum done nai khuch jam kar chiken kahaya aur mixed colddrink pi

Mai- yaar tuh jara sam aur rajiv kobphone kar ke bula le

Akash nai unnhe bulaya thodi dher mai wo dono aaye

Sam - aacha toh tuh aaya hai meri bhen ka dil dhukaha kar gujhe chain nahi mila
haa jo mujhe bhi bula liya

Akash - bhai tuh galat samajh rha hai

Sam - phele mujhe laga yeh meri bhen ko pasand nahi karata parbaad mai pata chal
ki yeh dono phele sai payaar karate hai par tunne uska dil aakhir tod hi diya

Mai - yaar mere bas mai khuch nahi

Sam- pata hai jab tuh kahata tha ki mai to bhai khub saari sadiya karunga toh
humme lagata tuh komal ko chidane ke liye kahata tha par humme kaya pata tha
tujhe ladkioo kaa chaska laga hai aacha hua meri bhen baach tujh jaise hawasi
sai accha hai ki wo marr jaye

Maine ek karara tappad usse mar diya
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Mai- agr komal ke liye ek bhi aur sab nikala toh tere jaban kaat dunaga

Akash nai mujhe pakada - rajiv tuh esse lekar jaa yaha sai


Sam jaate hue - yaad rakhana mai aaj dosti ki vajah sai choda hai par mai apni
bhen sai kiye hue ka badala lekar rahunga aur tujhesai aacha ladaka dhudhuga

Mai- mai usse ussi madaap mai maar dunga

Akash - aabe rajiv le jana esse yaha sai

Mai- samjhata kaya hai aapne aap ko agar mai sab ko khush rakahene ke liye
payaar baat sakata hue to apne payaar kevliye kissi ko maar bhi
Sakata hue

Akash - aabe bus kar etna log daru pi kar nahi bolate jinata tuh cold drink pi
kar bol rha hai

Mai - abhi janta nahi sala joker the killer naam hai mera aache aaccho ka mut
nikal jata hai naam sun kar

Wha bethe log ghurae lage

Akash nai khuch socha - aap log khaanna kaaye eese chad gayi hai


Mai- kaya.....ussnai mera muh band kar diya

Aur betha diya

Maiv-yaar tuh jara daaru lekar aaa

Akash- tuh pagal ho gaya hai kaaya aur tujhe daaru ki lat kaha sai lagi

Mai-- bhai laat ka kaya hai jarurat padne par lag jaati tuh yahi beth mai lekar
aata hu

Mai jakar desi lekar aaya aur do bear

Akash - ettni saari wo bhi desi marna hai kya

Mai- abe mujhe daaru nahi chadegi

Akash - kyu tuh koi azzoba hai kaya

Mai- chal bakawas band kar aur pi jaa bear daru chunna bhi mat

Maine bottle kholi aur dana dan pita gaya

Mai- waah bhai aaj maja aa gaya

Akash - saale abhi hum humara voter id bhi nahi baanna aur tunne nasha karwa
diya


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Mai- shiiiiiiii abe jija saale mai chalata hai

Akash - accha jija ji ab kaya pur raat yehi rahoge

Mai- kyu teri bhi koi wife ghar par inayzaar kar rahi hai kaya

Akash- yaar tujhe chad gayi hai

Mai- ha wahi to kah raha hu saari ghar ki aurte chad gayi hai marene ke liye
mujhe

Akash - chal mai tujhe ghar chod deta hu

Mai- tuh mera saccha bhai hai chal na cigrete pite hai

Ek tappaad

Akash - abe chup chaap chal warana abhi aunty ko phone karta hu

Mai- yaar aaj phelei baar man kar raha hai log kahate hai aram milata hai

Akash ka phone baja

Akash -ha hello did kaya hua

Riccha - akash pata nahi tere jija ji kaha chale gaye hai sab pareshan hai
yaha

Mujhe uski aawaj suna di maine phone chin

Akash - laa phone de

Mai- haa tum log chain sai pinne mat do

Riccha - kaya tum drink kar rahe ho

Mai- kyu phone sai smell aa rahi hai

Riccha - bhala ess umar mai bhi koi yeh sab karata hai

Mai- accha do do biwiya baana sakata hu tab nahi socha umar ka ab kaya

Wo chup ho gayi

Akash nai phone liya - didi tum chinata mat karoo mai lekar aata hu ghar par

Riccha - haa jaldo laa 6 ghante sai jayab sab ka yaha bura haal hai

Tabhi mera phone baja

Sona - hello dev dev

Mai- haa yahi hu bolo

Sona - di nahi kaha tum alcohal le rahe ho

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Mai- nahii mai hi hindhi desi daaru pi raha

Sona - yeh thik nahi hai aur tumhari tabiyat hai naa

Mai- haa kam sai kam tumnai to mere baare mai soccha

Sona- ghar chale jaaoo mai kal pahuchti hu waha

Mai - please aa jaoo na bahut akelea pad gaya hu mai yaha

Sona- kaya hua tum enta dhuki kyu hoo

Mai- roote hue - koi yaha mujhr samjhene ko tayyar hi nahi hai sab tum sabko
mujhesai dhur karata chaate hai

Sona- ab yeh hona mumkin nahi hai mai sab khuch jala kar rakh kar dungi agar tum
naa mile to

Mai - kaash mai aisa kar pata par yah sab apne hi hai kis sai ladunga mai aaj to
mere dost nahi mujhe hawasi kah diya

In conference

Janu - jaan tum aase nahi ho wo kaya jaane tum kaya hoo tum chaate to naa jaane
kaya kaya kar sakete par tumnai humare payaar ko ek naam diya humme akela nahi
chhoda humme baacchane ke liye apni jaan jhokim mai daali aase insaan ki to puja
karani caahiye

Mai- bus karoo tum puja nahi mujhe to bus apna payaar caahiye

Phone cut gaya

Mai- yeh bhenchod phone bhi dhokha de gaya

Akash - chal ghar chal

Mai - yaar aaj yahi rukate hai naa mere liye

Akash utha aur mujhe bhi chich kar utha diya

Mai- abhi to jija kah raha tha aur aase utha raha hai

Akash - uss sai phele tuh mera dost hai samajaha

Phit ussnai ek taxi mai betha kar mujhe ghar laya

Andar jaate hi maa masoom aur sab mere pass aaye

Mai ladkadane laga - naa koi chuega nahi mujhe

Maa- tunne sharab pi haa bol

Mai- jab dhik raha ha to phuch kyu rahe ho

Saloni-:abb yahi din dhekhana tha etne din tere liye taadape essi liyr ki tuh
yeh sab kare aur maa sai esse baat kare


Eess baat ko sun karera dimag hil gaya sach hi to tha na mai maa sahi sai mila
naa hi apni bhenno sai

Shikha - aap log usse chodo wo bus todha disturb aap log aur pereshan mat karoo

Mai- pari kha hai

Wo apne room ke gate sai mujhe dhekh rahi thi

Saloni - apne room mai hai

Maine usske room ki taraf dhekha to wo andar chali gayi

Mai kaise bhul gaya apni uss bhen ko jo mere liye din raat roti rahi

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Mai usske room ki taraf baadh gaya

Mai andar gaya wo pet le bal lati side mai neha leti thi

Mai ussk pass gaya aur beth gaya

Mai- naraj ho mujhesai

Pari - mai hoti kon hu aapki

Mai- meri chocalati girl

Pari - nahi aap jaaooo yaha sai

Mai- taaki phir meri photo le kar ronne lagoo

Usnai terchii nazroo sai harani sai dekha

Mai - kyu kaya hua yaad nahi aa rha kaya

Pari - aap ko kaise pata ess baare mai

Mai- mai sab janata hu

Pari - kaya

Mai - yahi ki kitnana royi hai tuh mere liye

Pari (man mai ) - kass aap aur khuch jaan paate

Mai usske pass late gaya aur uska shir apne haath par rakh liya usnai mujhe
pakad liya
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Mai- kya hua etna kas ke kyu pakada hai

Pari -aap fhir chale jaaoge ab mai aapko nahi chhodungi

Mai- arre pagal mai tera bhai mai kaha jane wala hu aur aaj ke baad toh ronna
mat samajhi

Woh toh

Mai usske aashu pocche - maine manna kiya hai ronne ko nahi kaha hai

Pari- yeh khushi ke aashu hai

Mai- koi sai bhi ho mai nahi janata toh ab sai roona mat

Pari - ok thik hai bhai ek baat kahu

Mai- haa bolna

Pari - aap ke muhh sai smell aa rahi hai

Mai- accha tere pass mouth freshner hai naa

Pari nai mujhe chhoda aur drawer sai mouthfreshner diya

Mai bathroom mai gaya aur kaafi dher tak saaf kiya

Aur bhar aaya to waha puri mahila mandli matlab girl mandali chodo yaar sabhi
the waha

Saloni - kaya hua smell nahi jaa rahi hai

Mai - woh......mai to bus acha mai akash sai mil kar aata hu

Riccha - wo ghar chala gaya

Mai- ohh ha sanjana aur khasish sai mil kar aata hu

Choti chachi (rekha)- woh dono london mai hai

Mai - aare ha mai hi chhod kar aaya tha toh mai chacha sai mil kar aata hu

Maa - natak band kar chup chaap beth jaa etni raat ho gayi hai wo log soo gaye
hai

Mai- aap log kyu jaag rahe hoo jaao soo jaaooo

Shikha - tum hamari chinta mat karo aur yaha bethoo

Mai- yaar shikha tum to samjho

Sab aase dhekhnai lage jaise maine kaya bol diya

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Neha - yaar shikha

Mai- woh choti muh sai nikal gaya

Maa- ab baado ki tamiz bhi bhul gaya kyu bhau yahi shikaya hai wha

Masoom nai shir niche kar liya

Shikha - woh hum saath kaam kar rahe hai naa essi liye yeh hamara boss hai naa

Sab - kaya boss

Badi Chachi (naina)khadhi hui aur shikha didi ko taapad marne wali thi maine rok
liya

Mai- yeh kaya kar rahi hai aap

B chachi- hat jaa mere saamne sai jab ease pata tha tere baare mai tab essnai
chupaya kyu

Mai- kyuki maine mana kiya tha meri yaadas tab nahi aayi thi

B chachi nai mera face apne dono hatho mai le liya - beta aisa bhi koi karata
hai pata hai teri maa teri bhene tere chacha tere papa kitana rooye hai tere
liye

Mai- chachi aap rooye mat aab mai aa gaya hu naa ab kabhi nahi jaunga naa aap
logo ko janne dunga

Saloni - tu soch kar to dhikha phir baatati hoo tujhe

Mai - accha baba nahi sochunga ab aap log jaoo aur soo jaooo

Maa- kyu humara yaha rahenna yaha thik nahi hai

Mai- maine aisa kab kaha

Mai bed par jakar maa ke god mai shir rakh kar soo gaya

C chachi nai mera shir pakad kar apni god mai rakh liya - aaj mai sulaungi
tujhe

Mai - kaash mai pehle aa gaya hota

Neha khud kar mere sai sat kar c chachi le god mai shir rakh liya- mai bhi mai
bhi

Pari - eeeye uth mai letungi

Neha - to let jaa na

Pari - maa dhekhona

Maa - aaja meri god mai soo jaa

Pari - nahi mujhe c chachi ke hi god mai soona hai
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B chachi - aare choti teri god ke value to didi sai jada ho gayi hai

C chachi nai mera gaal notcha - yeh sab esska kamal hai

Tabhi kirti aur ritu ronne lage

Maa- tum dono ko kaya hua

Ritu - bhai sabse baate ki aur payaar bhi kiya par hume pucha bhi nahi

Mai jahtt sai utha aur dono ko kahndhe par utha kar bahar bhaja

Saloni - yeh kaha jaa rha hai
Kirti - bhai kaya kar rahe ho

Mai - baate karunga tumsai akele mai

Ritu - aap to kitchen mai lekar jaa rahe hoo

Maine kitchen mai jaakar unnhe utara

Mai- bhul gayi mujhe tere haath ki coffee kitana pasand hai chal bana

Ritu hasnai lagi- sach nahi aap coffee piyoge

Mai wahi upper per lataka kar beth gaya

Mai- aarre kirti tera wo dost kaisa hai

Kirti - kon bhai

Mai- aare tera bf chhota bheem

Kirti - bhai.........
Kirti mujhe marane lagi

Mai- aahahhahha mar diya aankh mai (natak )

Kirti meri aakhoo mai phuk marane lagi

Mai - ahhhh kaya aram mil raha hai

Ritu - arre pagal wo natak kar rahe hai

Mai- batana jaruri tha

Kirti - accha abhi baaatati hu

Ussnai paas ke ek drum haath dala aur meri taraf khuch fekka

Mai - ffuuuuuhhhhh..,yeh kaya kiya

Tabhi bhar sai hasnai ki aawaaje aane lagi

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Kirti - ab aaya naa maja

Mai- yeh aata ku daala

Ritu - bhai aap aur daal lo polarbear laagoge

Mai- coffee bani ki nahi abhi tak

Ritu -2minute

Bhar

Maa - aaj kitane dinoo baad humare ghar mai khushiya aayi hai par yeh dev ki jid
aur shaadiyoo ki

B chachi - didi maine aapsai kaha hai naa uss sai ess baare mai abhi to koi baat
mat karana badi mushkil sai uska dyaan hata hai

Masoom- haa mummi ji agar ek baat bhi chidi to woh phir sai bhar chala jeyga

Maa ghabhara kar - nahi nahi koi khuch nahi khega uss sai

Andar chichen mai

Mai - laa de naa cup

Ritu- phele meri tip

Maine jeb sai purse nikal aur usse de diya

Kirti - aur mera

Mai- tera kyu

Kirti -makeup ke liye

Ritu - bhai kitna lu

Mai- pura aapas mak baat loo

Neha andar aa gayi

Neha - oyye mera bhi hissa hai

Mai - teeno baat lo

Ritu - bhaut jada hai yeh

Mai- le lo sab kal chalenge shoping karane

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Tenno - yeh ab aayega maja

Neha aayi aur mere gaal par kiss kiya - bhaiya u r best

Wo dono kaha picche rahene wali thi dono nai ek ek chipaka diya

Maa coffee pine laga

Maa - tujhe abhi hi coffe pine thi

Ritu - badi mummi aap pine do naa bade dinoo baad to mile hai aur todha badal
bhi gaye hai

Mai- accha mai badal gaya hu

Ritu -aur nahi to kaya abhi 12 bhi pass nahi ki aur do doh shaadiya kar li

Sab ke chere ki khushi uttar gayi

Mujhe yeh accha nahi laga

Mai- aare tujhe kaha pata ek saal kitana ghumaya hai essnai mujhe apne picche
masoom ki taraf aakh maar di

Kirti - accha to aap romiyo baan gaye the

Mai - ha yeh to gaas hi nahi daalati thi mujhe

Masoom - aacha mai nahi daalati ya tum

Ritu hassnai lagi - bhaiya ki chori pakadi gayi

Mai- kya matlab

Pari bol padi - aare etna handsome ladaka ladki ke picche nahi ladki hi usske
picche padegi

Ritu- correct

Sab hasan lage

Maa- challo ab soo jaoo warana kal shooping nahi jane dungi

Ritu /kiriti - jaate hai blackmail mat karo

Mai - apni dono bhabhiyo ko bhi leti ja

Maa - kyu wo to tere saath

Mai- na mai pari aur neha ke saath soounga aaj

Saloni- mai bhi

Mai- ha ha chaloo mana kissnai kiaya hai

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Sab dheere dheere apne room mai jaane lage

Mai bhi chalane laga

Pari - humme bhi lekar chaloo

Mai- pairo sai challoo

Neha - nahi jaise unn dono ko nicche laaye the vass lekar chaloo

Mujhe haasi aa gayi

Pari - hasso mat karoo

Maine unn dono ko ek ek khandhe par daal liya aur room mai akar bed par utara

Mai- neha tuh bahut bhaari ho gayi hai mooti

Neha - aap moti mat kahoo warana mai

Mai- chal ab yeh roona dhona mat shuru karana subah sai pak gaya hu sun sun
kar

Mai yeh bol kar let gaya

Dono meri side mai late gayi

Saloni- pari tuh roj ssoti hai aaj mai saa jauu

Pari- mai nahi hatane wali

Saloni- maan ja naa meri gudiya

Pari - no means no

Mai- aap side mai soo jaaoo naa

Neha -didi aap enke upar soo jaooo


Mai- oye pagal hai kaya aisa mata karana didi aisa mat karana

Dono nai mera haath pakad liya

Saloni- accha idea hai

Wo meri upper late gayi

Mai- didi hatoo na

Saloni - kyu mera vajan sambhal nahi paayega kaya

Mai- accha aap jaise 5 ko sambhal sakata hu etna dam hai

Saloni- to soo jaoo


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Pari nai kambal daal diya

Tenno nai asse aakhe band kar li jaisse so hi gayi

Par mujhe uncomfortable lag rha tha

Didi ki chati mere mere senne mai daabi thi

Mai todha saa hila
Neha - bhai lagata hai aap so nahi paa rahe hoo didi aap mere jagh soo jaoo

Mai- thaks gudiya

Didi mere dusari side let gayi

Mai chaat ko dhekahata hua khuch soch rha tha

Didi mere kaan mai - soo jaa jada mat soch

Maine aakhe band kar li aur pata nahi chala kab soo gaya

Suabh khuch garam saa mahsus hua mere face par maine aakhe kholi

Saamne didi ka face tha aur unnki garam saase mere face par aa rahi thi

Humaa face kaafi close tha

Meri nazar unnke hotho par gayi

Mai (man mai ) - chii mai yeh kaya dyekh soch raha hu

Maine apna face dusri taraff palat diya ki mere hoth pari ke hotho sai jud
gaye

Ussnai aakhe kholi maine face picche kiya

Woh muskura gayi

Mai- sorry gudiya woh

Ussnai mere hotho par ungli rakh di pari- koi baat nahi kabhi kabhi aisa hota
hai

Bhar nock hua


Maa- beta 10:30 bej gaye kitana sooyoge

Didi - aayi maa tum tenno bhi fresh ho jaoo
Wo uth kar apne room mai chali gayi

Neha to phele hi bathroom mai jaa chuki thi

Pari - kaya baat hai bhai aaj bina maange de diya par khuch bhi koahoo ab mera
din bahut accha jaayega


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Mai - woo mai ......

Neha-jaoo bhai fresh ho jaoo

Mai bina khuch bole chala gaya

Todhi dher baad
Mera phone bhar hi tha
Usmai call aaya

Janu- good morning jaan

Neha -kon hai

Janu nai ladki ki aawaj suni - tum kon ho aur mere dev kaha hai

Neha - phele baatoo kon ho tum

Janu - dev ki girlfriend

Neha - ek aur gf

Pari nai phone liya maine jhatt sai ussai chin liya

Mai - hi baby gd morning aaj subah subah

Janu- masoom nai baataya aapke baare mai to baat karnai ko dil hua waise yeh
ladki kon thi

Mai- kyu jalan ho rahi hai kya

Janu- mai kyu jalu batoo na kon hai

Mai - meri bhen hai neha

Janu- accha sunno arav bhai kaha hai

Mai-soo rha hoga kyu

Janu- aare ek ladki aayi thi unka pata phuchane

Mujhe khuch yaad aaya
Mai- jaan ek kaam karoo bhar wale security camere sai uski photo bhej do aur ha
kisi aur ko baatana mat arav ko bhi nahi

Janu- thik hai nasata kiya ki nahi abhi

Mai- haa bus karane hi jaa raha hu

Janu- ok bye jaan
Muhhhhhhhaaaa.

Mai- bye janu muuuhaaa .

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Mai - tum dono ghurana band karo aur haa kisi sai bhi ess baare mai baat mat
karana

Neha - bhai jaisa aap kahoo

Mai- toh hi meri sabsai samjahdaar gudiya hai

Pari - aur mai

Mai- naa tum nahi kal mara tha tunne

Pari - bhai please maaf kar doo na

Mai - toh tujhe meri help karni hogi

Pari - mai karungi

Mai- phir gussa toh nahi hogi naa

Pari - wo kahate hai naa gusse mai aap apne dimag ka balance kho dete ho bus
wahi hua mere sath

Mai- woh toh hai to aaj sai dhyaan rakhana ki agar meri yaa kisi bhi ladki ki
baat agar ghar mai hoo to tum mujh tak pahuchoogi

Neha - yess sir

Pari- jaasusi karani hai

Mai- ek jassus ki bhene jassusi naahi karengi toh aur kon karega

Neha /pari - kaya aap jaasus ho

Mai - joker the killer kaa naam to suna hoga

Neha - haa mere dosto ka favourite fighter hai woo

Mai- fighter nhi wohai hi hu

Dono wahi jam si gayi ho bhi kyu naa ess baat kaoo sun kar aacche acchoo ki hawa
tight ho jaaye aur yeh sab kamal hai media kaa ab aap yeh mat puchana media kaha
sai aa gayi jab koi toad par kissi ko mar raha ho to aisa kaise naa hoo

Maine unko hilaya - kaya hua kaya hua

Pari - jhutt bol rahe hoo

Mai - woh toh pata chal jaayega

Neha mere gaale lag gayi - bhai aap sach mai best hoo

Phir hum sab breakfast table par pahuche


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