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Kahani Ab Tak -

Phir ham sabne milkar baten karte hue breakfast kiya,
or main tayyar hokar Raju ke ghar ki taraf nikal gaya.

Ab Aage -

Raju ka ghar,
hamare ghar se zyada door nahin tha,
isi liye main bike se ja raha tha.

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Phir maine bike rok kar raju ko call kiya, to pata chala ki vo ghar par hi hai.. main bhi uske ghar ki taraf chal diya, or thodi hi der me maine uske ghar ke aage bike park ki.
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Vahan paas me hi do ladkiyan aapas me has - haskar baaten kar rahi thin,

Or mere bike park karte hi unka dhiyan meri taraf aaya,
Main bike pe se utra hi tha ki unme se ek ladki bhagte hue aakar mere gale lag gayi.
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Main - are gudiya tum zinda ho abhi?
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Usne haste hue meri chhati pe ek mara or boli-

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Mariya (haste hue)- itni jaldi nahin marungi, 2 - 4 logon ko markar marungi, or un do charon me aap bhi ho. Hehehehhe
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Main (usse alag hote hue)- Mariya, itne din ho gaye hame mile hue, kabhi tumhen meri yaad nahin aayi,
Ki chalo bhai se hi mil aaun.
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Mariya (meri chhati par halke halke mukke barsate hue)- khud ki galti mujh par thop rahe ho, aapko kabhi chhoti behen ki yaad nahin aayi,
or yahan par mujhse milne aane ki bajaye, ye bol rahe ho ki milne kyon nahin aayi, (wo mujhse roothte hue boli)
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Main (uske mathe pe kiss karke)- Are meri lado, mujhe time hi kahan mila tha, raju se puchhna, usse bhi mahino me mil pata hun,
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Mariya (mujhe ghoorte hue)- Sach me?
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Main - Teri kasam gudiya.
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Tabh jakar uske chehre ki muskaan vapas louti, uski friend use bye karke nikal gayi, or ham uske ghar ke andar ki taraf chal diye.
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Tabhi mujhe raju aata dikha, vo hamari taraf aane laga.
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Mariya - waise bhai, pyaar me kami aa rahi hai.
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Main - wo kaise?
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Mariya (apna hak jamate hue)- Behen se milne khali hath chale aaye.
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Main (haste hue)- are gudiya tum andar to chalo, tumhare liye to spacial gift hai.
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Wo khush ho gayi, or raju mere paas aakar bola-
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Raju (mujhe gale lagakar)- aa gaya bhai tu, main to subha se tera hi intzaar kar raha tha.
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Main - haan yarr chal park me chalte hain,
mujhe tujhse bohot si baaten karni hain.
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Raju ne Mariya ki taraf ishara kiya,
Maine dekha to vo mujhe hi ghoor rahi thi,
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Maine apna hath hawa me ghumaya or usse bola-
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Main - Mariya, bahar jakar dekho tumhare liye kuchh surprise hai,
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Meri baat sunkar usne bahar ki or doud laga di, or ham haste hue ek side me bane park me baith gaye.
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Raju ka ghar kuchh aisa tha ki road ke baad sidha main gate, or uske baad charon or boundary,
Main gate me ghuste hi,

Ghar ke charon or ek park sa bana hua tha, to ham dono jakar ek side me baith gaye.
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Raju - Haan bhai, bol kya hua hai tere sath pichhle 3 mahino me,
Jisse teri life change ho gayi hai.
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Main - Tune "The Rock" ka naam hai.
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Raju (excite hokar) - Kya tu janta hai use, yarr main to uska fan hun, tu usse kab, kahan mila, mujhe kab mila raha hai.
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Main - Abe sale saans to le le, baat poori hui nahin ki beech me maraye ja raha hai.
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Raju - jaldi bol yarr, mujhse to sabar nahin ho raha.
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Main - Main hi hun, "The Rock".
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Pehle to wo sunkar hasne laga, phir ekdam se chup ho gaya, or mujhe ghoorne laga.
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Raju - Jitna tujhe main samajhta hun, itna koi nahin janta, or main ye bji janta hun ki tu mujhse kabhi jhooth nahin bolta, par tune mujhse itni badi baat chhipai.
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Main - Abe tujhe to kabse batana chahta tha yarr, par sala time hi nahin mil paya.
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Raju - chal koi na, tune bataya to sahi, ab mujhe ye bata ki ye sab hua kaise, tu to sidha - sadha londa tha,
Phir achanak ye The Rock kaise ban gaya? , Or itna hi hai ya iske alava bhi kuchh chhupaya hai?
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Main - Abe tu to saans leta hi nahin,
Ek hi saans me itna bol diya.
Main "The rock" kaise bana ye to main tujhe baad me bataunga,
Or iske alava ek news or bhi hai,
Par promise kar ki tu mujhe marega nahin.
(Maine apna thook gatakte hue kaha)
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Raju - Abe main kyon tujhe marne laga, tu to mera bhai hai, bol na..
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Main - Aise nahin pehle promise kar.
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Raju - Achchha bhai, God promise, tujhe kuchh nahin kahunga, ab to bol yarr.
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Main (ek hi saans me)- Aaj meri sagai hai.
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Raju ki aakhen gusse se laal hone lagin, vo apne dil par hath pher raha tha or ek mantar jap raha tha.
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Raju (apne dil par hath pherte hue)- All is well, All is well, All is well.
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Tabhi Mariya "Bhaiii" chillate hue, bhagti hui aayi,
or mere oopar gir padi, jisse main pichhe ki or gir pada, or usne bari - bari se mere gaal choom liye,
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Mariya (mere gaal choomte hue)- Itne bade surprise ke liye thanks bhai.
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Main - Are gudiya mere oopar se to utho, pata nahin kya khati ho, itni bhari ho gayi ho.
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Mariya meri chhati me mukke marne lagi- Main bhari hun. Haan ye lo ye lo, ye bhi lo.
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Main - aaahhh Oh sorry sorry, main to mazaak kar raha tha,
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Ham baten kar hi rahe the ki, raju ke chehre par shaitani muskaan aa gayi.
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Raju (apne man me)- beta tujhe khud nahin peet sakta to kya hua,
Mariya se teri dhunai karvata hun.
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Maine clear sun liya tha, ki vo kya soch raha hai...
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Main (darte hue)- Ma Mariya gudiya, tum jaldi se new kar ki try lekar aao, mujhe raju se zaroori baaten karni hain.
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Mariya (mere oopar se uthkar)- Thek hai bhai.
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Raju (usko rokte hue)- Ek minute Mariya.
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Main (thook nigal kar) - Nahin gudiya tum jao, iski baat mat sunna.
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Par vo vahin khadi hokar Raju ke kuchh bolne ka intzaar karne lagi.
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Raju - Mariya, tujhe pata hai, ki ye yahan kyon aaya hai, aaj gaw me iski sagai hai, usi ke liye invite karne aaya hai, or jo bhi tujhe gift diye hain, vo isko na peetne ke liye rishvat hai.
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Mariya (apne hathon ko ragadte hue)- Bhad me gaye inke gift, Aaj sagai hai, or mujhe pata hi nahin, or mujhe to chhodo apne best friend ko hi nahin bataya,
[Mariya apne hathon ka punch bana kar aapas me ragadne lagi or boli]-
Ab tera kya hoga kaliya....
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Main (apna thook satakte hue)- Sardaar maine aapka namak khaya hai.
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Mariya (mere oopar koodte hue)- To ab ghhoose khaao.
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Or vo mujhe punches marne lagi.
Raju daant phadkar has raha tha,
Sale ko sukoon jo mil gaya tha,
Khir, bohot der tak meri dhunai hoti rahi, or main bola-
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Main (dard se karahne ka natak karte hue)- Ahhjjj gudiya, sun to sahi... Ahhh ruk na...
Maine bataya kyon nahin iska reason to jaan le.
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Mariya ruk gayi, or side me baith kar haafne lagi-
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Mariya - hhaaahh bolo kya bolna hai... Fooooo
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Main - Yarr, jisse meri sagai hai, vo meri sagi bua ki beti hai, or ham ek dusre se bohot pyaar karte hain,
Badi mushkil se ghar valon ko manaya hai.
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Raju & Mariya (ek sath)- Kyaaaa???
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Main - Haan yarr, isi liye to ab tak nahin bataya tha (main masoom si shakal bana kar bola)
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Raju - Matlab, Priya meri hone vali bhabhi hai.... (Wo ashcharya se bola)
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Main - Haan hmmm.
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Mariya - Mujhe bhabhi se abhi milna hai, isi wakht (wo zidd karte hue boli)
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Main (smiling)- Kyon meri sagai me nahin aana kya?
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Wo bhi hasne lagi, or raju bhi muskura diya.
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Main - Achchha ye batao ki gift kaise lage tumhen.
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Mariya - Bhai aap yakeen nahin karoge, ye meri dream car thi,
Or dher sari dresses, or chocolates ke liye bada vala Thanxxzz
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Main (use apne se lagate hue)- Chal, bhai ko Thanks bolti hai.
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Raju - Bhai ye sab chhod or andar chal, kab se yahan baitha hai.
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Main (khade hote hue)- haan chal yarr, mujhe uncle aunty se bhi milna hai.
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Or ham teeno ghar ke andar chal diye, door khula hua hi tha, main or raju jakar sofe pe baith gaye,
Or Mariya chai nashte lane chali gayi.
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Tabhi Aunty & Uncle ki entry hui,
Shayad kitchen jate hue Mariya ne unhen mere aane ke bare me bata diya tha.
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Short Intro.
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Ravi Kumar (Raju's Father) - 48 years
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Manisha (Raju's Mom) - 45 years
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Raju (My best friend) - 19 years.
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Mariya (Raju's twin sis)- 19 years,
Kehne ko to Mariya or Raju Twins hain,
Par bohot si aadaton me ekdam opposite hain ek dusre ke,
Mariya kisi ladke se baat nahin karti,
Na hi kisi ko apna friend banati hai,
Par dikhne me ekdam sweet hai.
Mujhe bachpan se bhai manti hai,
Or ek behen ka poora hak jatati hai,
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Raju ke papa ki Import/Export ki chhoti co. hai.
Raju ke papa ke Dad ke sath achchhe sambandh hain,
yahan tak ki golf bhi dono ek sath hi khelta hain,
Raju ki mom bhi bohot khush-mijaaz aurat hain, or sabhi se bade pyaar se pesh aati hain.
Hamari family Raju ki family se milti rehti hai, kisi party ya,
Kisi ki death par bhi.
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Back To The Story,
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Aunty or Auncle ko dekhte hi maine uthkar unke pair chhue, or aashirvaad liya.
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Ravi Uncle (ravi ko tana markar)- Dekh ye hote hain sunskaar. Ye teri tarhan din bhar ghar me pada nahin rehta, na hi awara ghoomta hai,
Kuchh seekh isse.
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Raju ka muh ban gaya, phir main bola-
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Main - Are Uncle, aisa nahin hai, Raju bhi jaldi hi ek company kholne vala hai, or ham company ke liye zameen dekhne gaw ja rahe hain.
Aaj sham ko.
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(Dad ne zyada kisi ko sagai ke bare me batane ko mana kiya tha, isi liye maine jhooth bol diya, par phir socha ki isme galat hi kya hai, Raju ko company khulva hi dete hain, isse gaw valon ko razgaar bhi mil jayega)
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Raju ke chehre par chamak aa gayi thi, meri baat sunkar.
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Ravi Uncle - Kya sach me? Par company kholne ke liye to bohot paisa chahiye beta, itna paisa kahan se laoge.
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Main - Uski chinta aap kyon kar rahe hain uncle, ye company main or Raju milkar partnership me khol rahe hain.
Or apni Mariya ko is company ka manager banaenge.
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Mariya jo hath me chai nashte ki tray la rahi thi, meri baat se chehek uthi, or jaldi se tray table par rakhkar mere gale lag gayi.
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Mariya (mujhe hug karke)- Thanks bhai...
Aap aaj itne dino me aaye ho,
Or aaj ka din meri life ka best din hai...
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Main (usse alag hokar, usko aakhen dikha kar)- Agar ek or baar thanks bola na, to tumhen ulta latka kar sutai kar dunga.
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Meri baat se sab thahaka markar hasne lage.
Apne bete ke liye Aunty Uncle bhi bohot khush the, phir aunty mere paas aayin or mujhe gale lagakar bolin.
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Aunty (nam aakhon se)- Beta, tu sach me Raju ka bhai hai, is dosti ko kisi ki nazar na lage.
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Main (aunty se alag hokar unke halke aaye aansu pochhkar)- Are aunty kaisi baaten kar rahi ho, Ham bachpan se sath me hain,
Or budhape tak sath hi rahenge, hame koi alag nahin kar sakta.
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Hamara pyaar dekhkar Uncle ne bhi apni aakhen saaf kin.
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Mariya - Ab aap dono ka pyaar ho gaya ho to bhai ko nashta karne do,
Ye sab maine apne hathon se banaya hai, sirf or sirf apne Rocky bhai ke liye.
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Maine bhi khush hokar mariya ka matha chooma, or ham sab baith kar snacks ka maza lene lage.
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Or coffee pite hue main bola-
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Main (Mariya se)- Gudiya, jao jakar apna bag pack kar lo, ham gaw ja rahe hain aaj hi.
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Wo to sunte hi uthkar sarpat baag gayi,
Aunty pichhe se awaaz lagati reh gayin, par usne nahin suna.
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Aunty - Ye ladki bhi na, kabhi nahin sudhregi, kam se kam coffee to poori pikar jati.
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Main - Koi baat nahin aunty, usko mere sath jane ki khushi hai.
Use khush hone do.
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Aunty - Beta kab tak aaoge wapas.
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Main - Bas aunty yahi koi 5 - 6 din me.
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Uncle (muskurate hue)- Theek hai beta, hame tum par poora bharosa hai...
Bas apni behen ka khayal rakhna.
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Main - jee theek hai uncle.
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Or main dobara coffee ko chuskiyan bharne laga,
Coffee finish karke main utha or raju se bola-
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Main - Raju, ja apna bag niche le aa.
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Raju - Bhai abhi maine bag lagaya kahan hai.
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Main (apna sar peetkar)- Abe duffer, itni der se yahan baitha kya kar raha tha, chal ja jaldi.
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Raju (jate hue)- Bhai tu jakar mariya ko baton me laga, varna vo mujhpar gussa karegi...
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Main - Abe itna hi dar lagta hai to time par kaam kyon nahin karta.
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Or main mariya ke room ke bahar pohoch kar knock kiya.
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"Come In" andar se awaaz ayi.
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Main door kholkar andar enter ho gaya. Vahan par Mariya apna bag pack karne me lagi hui thi.
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Mariya - Bhai achchha hua aap aa gaye, meri dresses select karne me madad karo.
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Main - Are mujhe nahin aata koi select velect karna... Main to chala yahan se.
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Mariya - Bhaiiii zyada mat bano, varna bhabhi se kehkar sahi se tudva dalungi.
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Main (uske paas jakar)- yarr tum ladkiyan ma sab ek jaisi hoti ho.
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Mariya - wo sab baad me pehle meri dresses select karo (usne apni almari
ki taraf ishara karye hue kaha, jo kapdon se bhari padi thi)
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Maine minto me usme se mast - mast dresses nikaal kar bed par rakh din. "Ye lo ho gaya" main ek thandi saans lekar bola

To... Be... Continued

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Update -- 71


Kahani Ab Tak

Maine minto me usme se mast - mast dresses nikaal kar bed par rakh din. "Ye lo ho gaya" main ek thandi saans lekar bola
Ab Aage

Par Mariya to aankhen phaadkar ektak mujhe hi dekhe ja rahi thi.
Maine uski aakhon ke aage hath lehraya, jisse vo vapas present me aayi.
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Mariya (apni aakhen gol ghumakar)- Bhai aap insaan hi ho na?
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Main (haste hue)- Haan par ladka hun, ladki nahin.
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Mariya - Nahin bhai, sach me yarr agar main ye sab karti na, to bohot time lagta.
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Main (muskurate hue)- Bohot time nahin sham ho jati, aisa bolo..
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Wo bhi has padi, or boli-
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Mariya - Sach me bhabhi ke to maze ho gaye, unhen itna dimaag lagane ki zarurat hi nahin padegi.
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Main - Tension mat lo, tumhare liye bhi jaldi hi dhoondh dunga.
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Mariya (serious)- Bhai mujhse kabhi shadi ke liye mat bolna, plzz...
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Main (serious hote hue)- Kyon gudiya, sab theek to hai na?
Tu bol kisi ne kuchh kaha kya, teri kasam uski haddi pasli tod dunga.
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Mariya (mayus hokar)- Kuchh nahij bhai, bas mujhe in shadi byah ke jhanjhat se elergy hai.
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Maine ek nigah uske antarman me dali, to mujhe sab samajh aa gaya.
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Main (uske sar par hath phirate hue)- Gudiya, tumhen kuchh batane ki zarirat nahin, tumhari aakhon ne sab kuchh keh diya hai, par tum tension mat lo, main sab theek kar dunga, vo jo koi bhi hai, jahan kahin bhi hai, main use dhoondh kar tumhare kadmo me daal dunga,
Use tumse maafi maangni hi hogi.
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Mariya rote hue mere gale lag gayi.
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Mariya - Nahin bhai, ab main uski shakal bhi nahin dekhna chahti,
Or aap bhi is chakkar me mat pado.
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Main (uski aakhon par kiss karye hue)- Kyon na padun is chakkar me,
Koi meri behen ko dard dega or main khada hua dekhta rahunga,
Ab mere samajh me aaya ki tumne itne dino se mujhe phone bhi kyon nahin kiya,
iska matlab tum upset thin itne dino se,
Main bhi kaisa bhai hun, lanat hai mujhpar, apni behen ki khabar hi na li.
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Mariya (mujhe or zyada bahon me kaskar rote hue)- Nahin bhai, isme aapki koi galti nahin hai, maine is baare me kisi ko bhi nahin bataya hai,
Balki mujhe to bohot khushi hai, ki aap mujhse itna pyaar karye ho ki mera dukh meri aakhon se hi padh liya.
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Main usse alag hua, or uske aansu pochhe, or uske aansu se bheege gaal par kiss karye hue bola-
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Main - yarr mariya tumhare aansu to bohot meethe hain, ek kaam karo 1 kg pack kar do, tumhari bhabhi ko bhi chakha dunga.
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Is baat ka asar ye hua ki mariya achanak rote hue bhi hasne lagi,
Or mere seene par halke mukke marye hue boli-
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Mariya - Hehehehehe,
Aap aap bohot gande ho,
kabhi rulate ho, kabhi hasate ho,
Par jaise bhi ho bohot - bohot achchhe ho, (mere gaal pe kiss karke) - hamesha aise hi rehna.
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Ab jakar mujhe sukoon mila, kyonki uske andar ka gubbar jo kab se bahar aana chahta tha,
vo sab nikal gaya tha, ab vo kaafi khush thi.
meri nigah uske room me tangi ek tasveer par gayi,
Jo hamare bachpan ka photo tha,
Jisme main or Mariya hi the,
Wo bachpan se hi mujhe raju se zyada pyaar karti thi,
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Main (us photo ki taraf ishara karye hue)- Ye photo kab ka hai?
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Mariya - ye photo hamare bachpan ki hai, jo raju me kheechi thi, kya aap bhool gaye?
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Main - Main duniya bhula sakta hun,
Par wo yaden jo tumhare sath bitai hain, unhen kabhi nahin bhula paunga..
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Mariya - Ab mujhe phir se senti mat karo, varna main ro dungi (usme masoom si shakal banate hue kaha)
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Main (haste hue) - chalo tumhari dresses pack karte hain.
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Mariya - ji nahin, iski koi zarurat nahin, aap jaiyye bahar, main apne aap kar lungi.
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Main - lo ji kar lo baat, ek to madad karne ka bol raha hun, or oopar se apne kamre se bhaga rahi ho.
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Mariya - bhai plzzz samjha karo na.
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Main - achchha theek hai, jaldi aana bahar.
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Ye kehkar maun uske room se nikal gaya, usko shayad apni bra - panties bag me rakhni thi, isi liye bahar jane ka bol rahi thi,
Main bahar aakar vapas sofe par baith gaya, or un dono behen bhaiyyon ke aane ka intzaar karne laga.
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Main itne time kaatne ke liye aunty uncle se idhar - udhar ki baaten karta raha, or kareeb 20 minute baad raju aata hua dikhai diya,
Uske hathon me ek bag tha,
Or raju ke
10 minute baad hi Mariya bhi apna bag lekar aa gayi,
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Main - Raju ek kaam kar ye le meri bike ki key, or bike andar khadi kar le,
Mariya ki car se chalte hain teeno.
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Uncle - par beta, mariya ke paas car kahan hain?
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Mariya (chehekte hue)- Bhai ne gift ki hai, or koi aisi vaisi car nahin OD car hai.
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Uncle (mujhse)- Are beta itni keemti car dene ki kya zarurat thi.
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Main - Ye Maine apni behen ko di hai,
Or aap hamare beech me nahin bol sakte. (Maine mithi awaaz me kaha)
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Uncle - Theek hai bhai, ab nahin bolunga... Teri jo marzi vo kar..
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"Ye hui na baat" kehte hue maine Mariya ke hath se bag liya or raju or mariya ko lekar bahar aa gaya,
Maine or raju ne hath me pakde bags gadi ki diggi me rakhe, or car me baith gaye,
Mariya, pehle hi driving seat par baithi hui thi, main uski barabar me baith gaya, or raju pichhe.
Or Mariya ne car mere ghar ki taraf ghuma di. Car chalate hue mariya bohot exited thi, or uski khushi dekhkar mere chehre par bhi muskaan barkaraar thi.
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Main - To meri gudiya ko car pasand aa gayi.
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Mariya (mere gaal pe kiss karke)- aapki pasand mujhe bhala kyon pasand na aati. (Wo muskurate hue boli)
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Main - are samne dekh kar gadi chalao, baat - baat par gaal gila kar deti ho.
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Pichhe baithe raju ke bhi khujli hui
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Raju - Achchha bachchu, behen ke puppy dene se irritate ho raha hai,
Or bhabhi se to zabarzasti kehta hoga, ki darling ek kiss do na...plzz
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Mariya khilkhilate hue hasne lagi.
Or maine pichhe ghoom kar hath badha kar uske halka sa ek mara
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Main (raju ko dhamkate hue)- sale tu to apni choch band rakh, varna meriya ko tere afair ke bare me bata dunga.
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Mariya (car ke mirror me raju ko ghoorkar)- Achchha beta, matlab setting kqr rakhi hai, or mujhe apni dost kehta hai, or mujhe hi nahin pata.
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Raju - Mariya iski baton me mat aa, ye sala ekdam jhooth bol raha hai,
Ulta isi ne kai jagha account khol rakhe hain.
Phir raju (meri taraf dekh kar)- tune mariya ko pallavi or madem ke bare me nahin bataya kya?
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Mariya (mujhse)- bhai tum to gaye kaam se, bhabhi se tumpar aaj chimte na bajvaye to mera bhi naam mariya nahin, or raju tujhe to main mom se tudvaungi.
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Main (haste hue)- pehli baat to ye ki pallavi mujhse pyaar karti hai, main usse nahin, or madem or mere beach me sirf devar bhabhi ka rishta hai,
Or kuchh nahin,
Or dusri baat ye ki priya mujhse itna pyaar karti hai, ki usse chahe koi bhi kitna hi keh le vo bharosa nahin karegi, nahin to try kar lena.
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Raju - fuuuuuuu! Kash meri GF bhi bhabhi jaisi hoti. (Usne apne man ki ichchha zahir ki)
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Mariya (raju se)- iska matlab teri girlfriend hai,
abhi tak to main mazaak kar rahi thi, par ab sach me dad se teri shikayat karungi.
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Main hasne laga or raju ki phat ke chaar ho gayi.
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Raju - sale marva diya, meri live story shuru hone se pehle hi duba di tune.
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Main - abe serious mat ho, mariya kisi se kuchh nahin kahegi, par ek baar bhabhi se mila dena mariya ko.
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Raju - haan haan yarr pakka.
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Ham baten karte hue mere ghar pohoch gaye, or mariya ne parking me car laga di.
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Mariya (car se utarkar, charon taraf dekhte hue)- Bhai ye itni saari cars kiski hain?
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Main - sab tumhara hi maal hai, jab dil kare, koi bhi le jana.
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Mariya - Jis Rocky ko main janti thi, vo ab badal chuka hai, aapko to pehle cars me baithne se bhi elergy thi.
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Main - haan gudiya, wakht sab badal deta hai, mujhe bhi badal diya, or mera asli naam Rocky nahin Sagar hai.
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Raju - achchha beta naam bhi change.
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Main - yarr dada ji ne diya hai ye naam, or ab koi question nahin, baaki ki baten baad me karenge...
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Ham baten karte hue main gate par aa gaye the, or mom ne gate khola,
Raju or Mariya ne mom ke pair chhue,
Mom ne dono ko ashirvad diya
or ham sab milkar andar aa gaye.
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Mom - beta, oopar jakar sab ko bula la, lunch ke liye, or haan tere phupa ko phone kar diya hai, vo haveli ke liye nikal gaye hain.
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Main - are mom, hame to dada ji ko surprise dena tha.
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Mom - beta Tension mat le, maine teri bua ko sab samjha diya hai.
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Main - phir theek hai, maine raju or mariya ko dianing table par bithaya, or khud apne room ki taraf chal diya, kyonki mujhe pata tha,
ki saari ladkiyon ki meeting vahin chal rahi hogi.
Or hua bhi aisa hi, jab maine door khola, to andar sab deviyan baithi hui baten kar rahi thin.
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Main - deviyon agar bhookh lagi ho to niche chalkar bhijan girhan kar lo,
Or manu, tumne chhitti ki application di ki nahin school me.
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Mansi - haan bhai, vo to maim or sheetal jakar de aaye the, subha me hi.
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Phir sab lunch karne ke liye niche chal diye, sabse aage menka thi,
Or last me leeza, maine uska hath pakad liya, sab baten karte hue niche jane lage.
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Leeza (sharmate hue)- Chhodiye hame, varna koi dekh lega.
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Main (usko bahon me lete hue)- dekhta hai to dekhne do, apni hone vali bivi ko pyaar na karun to kisse karun.
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Leeza (apne aap ko chhudane ki koshish karte hue)- hame nahin pata,
Par hame chhod dijiye.
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Main - ek kiss de do, to chhod dunga.
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Leeza or zyada sharmane lagi,
"Hame nahin deni koi kiss - viss,
Aap to bohot besharm hain.
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Main (uske ek boob ko halke se press karke)- aye haye tera sharmana, kasam se dil ghayal ho gaya.
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Wo to jaise sharam se pagal hi ho gayi thi, usne mujhe pichhe ki taraf dhakka diya, or niche bhaag gayi,
Main pichhe se hasta reh gaya.
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Phir main bhi niche chal diya,
Or jakar dianing table par mariya or mansi ke beech me baith gaya,
Dad to din me ghar par hote hi nahin the, sirf breakfast or dinner hi sath karte the, lunch keval Sunday me hi hota tha, unke sath.
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Khair, maine khana ek plate me nikala or khane laga, maine mansi ki taraf gour kiya, vo meri taraf bhooki nazron se dekh rahi thi,
Maine use apne hath se nivala bana kar khilaya, tabh jakar usne khana start kiya, ab Mariya ko bhi yahi problem hui,
To main use bhi khilane laga,
Mere hath se khana khate hue uska ek aansu nikal gaya, jo maine pocket se hanky nikal kar pochha, or na me sar hila kar usko phirse khilane laga,
Uske chehre par bhi muskan aa gayi,
Sabhi log khana khate hue hamari taraf hi dekh rahe the, or sath me smile kar rahe the.
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Leeza (man me)- haye, kitne achchhe hain ye, ek dam masoom or devta samaan, par besharm bhi bohot hain (vo apne man me hi has di)
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Menka (man me)- dekho to, us ladki ko kaise khila rahe hain, meri didi ko to itne pyaar se kabhi nahin khilaya,
Mujhe hi kuchh karna padega.
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Idhar main in sabki man ki awaazen sunkar man hi man has raha tha.
Par dar bhi raha tha, menka se,
Ki kahin ye kuchh ulta na kar de.
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Ham sabne lunch finish kiya, or sab sofo par baith gaye,
aage ke plan ke liye,
mariya or raju se sab mil hi liye the,
or un dono ko maine leeza, menka & sheetal se as a friend intro karaya,
waise sheetal ke baare me raju to janta tha, mariya nahin janti thi.
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Mansi (meri god me baithte hue)- To bhai kya plan kiya hai aapne yahan se jane ke bare me?
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Main (uska gaal choonkar)- bas dad ka intzaar hai, phir chalenge,
ab tum ye batao,
How would you like to go?
By Helicopter or By Cars.
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Sabhi (ek awaaz me chillate hue) - Helicopter.
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Main theek hai to plan ban chuka hai,
Dad ko aa jane do phir chalenge.
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Sakshi - Bhai, chacha ji ko already inform kar diya hai, vo bas pohochne vale hain.
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Main (god me baithi hui mansi ke kaan me)- Manu yarr tumhare baithne se mera samaan khada ho gaya hai,
Ab agar tum uthin, to sabko mera ubhaar nazar aa jayega,
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Mansi meri taraf dekh kar sharmili hasi hasne lagi..
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Mansi (mere kaan me)- ek kaam karna mujhe god me le chalna, usse aapka vo kisi ko dikhai nahin dega.
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Maine bhi haan me sar hila diya,
Itne door bell baji, sheetal ne jakar door open kiya, to dad aa chuke the,
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Main - dad jaldi se lunch kar lo phir nikalte hain...
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Dad ne bhi haan me sar hila diya,
Raju or mariya jakar unse bhi pair chhukar mile, or phir dad ke lunch karne ke baad maine man me anjalika ko awaaz lagai.
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Main (anjalika ke man me)- Kahan ho haan, tumhara intzaar ho raha hai bas, sab aa chuke hain.
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Anjalika - bas 2 minute .....
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Main (apne man me)- ladki kahin ki bhi ho, ye 2 minute kehna nahin bhoil sakti,
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Or thodi der me phir se door bell baji, is baar door maine khud khola,
Saamne anju khadi hui muskura rahi thi, Maine idhar - udhar dekha ki koi dekh to nahin raha, or usko bahon me bharkar
Uske chehre par chumbano ki jhadi laga di, aaj vo lab bhi bohot pyaari rahi thi, maine uske lips par apne lips rakh diye, tabhi ek awaaz mere kano me padi-
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Aawaaz - Dekh rahi ho bhagyewaan, apna beta kaise besharmo ki tarhan bahu se chipta hua hai,
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Ye awaaz sunkar meri gaand hava ke gayi, main turant hi usse alag hua, or pichhe mudkar dekha to mom-dad khade the.
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Main turant hi vahan se andar ki taraf bhaag gaya, or pichhe se mujhe mom - dad ke hasne ki awaazen sunai din,
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Thodi der me mom - dad mujhe anju ke sath aate dikhe, anju ka chehra sharam se jhuka hua tha.

To... Be... Continued

[shaziya]

Excellent update , waiting for next update

[rajaarkey]

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