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UPDATE * 65

Shree (shock)—ye to......ye to hamare ghar jaisa lag raha hai......sab kuch bilkul vaisa hi hai jaisa hamare india wale ghar me hai.....

Adi—ye apka hi bunglow hai india ka

Shree (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa…..? par ye sab tune kiya kaise…? Kya tu sach me........

Adi—kya ab bhi apko meri bato par yakin nahi hai..... ?

Shree—tu yakin karne ki kah raha hai jabki ye sab mere liye kisi sadme se kam nahi hai.....mere sine ko chhu kar dekh....to tujhe pata chalega ki vo kitni tezi se vaha mera dil dhadak raha hai.....le dekh.....dekh na chhu kar

Adi—arey kya kar rahi ho yaar

Shree—dekh na chhu kar ek baar

Adi—ha bas dekh liya

Shree (ghurte huye)—tune mera sina kab dekha….? Kahi mere sote huye me to tune kuch ulta sidha……?

Adi—chhee…..kya bakwas hai ab ye….?

Shree—achcha ab bakwas ho gaya……sote huye me chhu kar dekhta hai aur jab mai khud kah rahi hu ki chhu kar dekh le to natak karne laga……chal dekh jaldi se phir bata dhadak raha hai ki nahi

Shree didi ne jabran mera hath pakad kar apni ek chhati par rakh ke daba diya….mujhe jor se current jaisa mahsus hua to maine jaldi se apna hath piche khich liya

Shree—kya hua…aise kyo haanf raha hai…..? vaise dhadak raha hai na mera dil….?

Adi—vo to pata nahi lekin agar ab mai jyada der tak yaha raha to bp ka mariz jarur ban jaunga.....chalo ab yaha se

Unhe lekar mai phir se adrishya hokar apne room me visible ho gaya....vo mujhe behad hairani se ghure ja rahi thi shayad abhi bhi unhe apni ankho par vishwas nahi ho pa raha tha

Adi—itna ghuro mat....ye sach hai...

Shree—iska matlab tune sach me bhagwan shiv ke darshan kiye…aur parilok bhi hai…..?

Adi—ha…koi shaque

Shree—aur tera rajtilak bhi hone wala hai aur teri saat biwi hongi

Adi—ye biwi nahi tb hain....tv channel ki tarah badhti chali ja rahi hain

Shree—ye to sonalika ke milne ki baat huyi ....ab ye agni kaise mili tujhe.... ?

Phir maine unhe agni ke milne ki poori baat unhe samjhayi….ki kaise mai us jagah tak pahucha un bachcho ki vajah se….chitra ka milna….us tantrik se ladayi aur phir behosh hona…behoshi me jo dekha mahsus kiya vo sab aur phir agni ka milna etc sab bata diya….meri bate sunte sunte kab unki ankho se ashru dhara pravahit hone lagi mera dhyan hi nahi gaya

Main bhi apni hi dhun me sab bataye ja raha tha kintu jaise hi unke sisakne ki awaz mere kano me gayi to turant main chounk gaya aur jyo hi unki ankho ki taraf meri nazar gayi to mera dil tadap utha….aisa laga jaise kisi ne hazaro khanjar ek sath mere sine me gada diye ho

Maine turant aage baat karna band kar ke unke chehre ko thaam liya aur unke bahte anshuo ko pine laga…. Anshoo beshak unki ankho se bah rahe the magar dard mere sine me uth raha tha

Adi—ye anshoo kyo…..? inhe is tarah se jaya mat karo…..bahut anmol hain ye

Shree (sisakte huye)—tune itne kashta sahte rahe…..kitni taklif huyi hogi tumhe…magar tune mujhe ek baar bhi apne dard ka ehsaas tak nahi hone diya…..iska matlab mera vo darr..vo sapna sach tha….tune ek baar bhi nahi bataya kyo mujhe….? Dikha mujhe kaha chot lagi hai

Adi—vo to kab ki meri powers se theek ho gayi hain…..lekin apke aise rone se jarur mujhe bahut taklif ho rahi hai jo kisi power se theek nahi ho sakegi

Shree (sisakte huye)—nahi mujhe dekhna hai phir bhi

Main unhe mana karta raha kintu vo nahi mani to maine apni chot wali jagah dikha di halanki ab vaha par ghav bhar chuke the phir bhi vo un chot wali jagah par chumte huye apne anshuo se bhigone lagi

Adi (mann me)—meri itni chinta mat karo ki main mai na rahu…..mujhe apki adat ho gayi to mera kya hoga….? Kash aap meri bahan na hoti to apke kadmo me apna ye sir jhuka kar apne pyar ka izhar kar deta turant….kintu bhagya ki vidambana bhi aisi hai ki mai izhar bhi nahi kar sakta….magar is dil ko kaise samjhau ki ye jiski chahat kar raha hai vo milna namumkin hai

“Tere chehre se latki lato ko, Chaand taro ka gajra laga du
Tere daaman me khushiyo ka main, Ek hasin sa pahra laga du
Prem ke rang ko tere gulbadan par, Haldi chandan sa gahra laga du
Bhaye ek nigah me jo tujhe, Aisa koi ab chehra laga du

Kajrari teri in ankhiyo me, Prem ka bahta main sailab lau
Matwale tere gulabi hotho ko, Ek mahakta sa gulab banau
Vishwa sundari ka tere sar aaj, Main khubsurat sa taaj laga du
Tujhe dekh meri dhadkane machle, Aise saundarya ki saaz laga du

Tu mujhme kahi aise mil jaye, Main tujhme kahi aise ghul jau
Tu bas ab meri hi rahe hokar, Main tujh par nayi gazal banau
Samundar si gahri pyas ko meri, Teri mohabbat ka sehra laga du
Banke Tera humsafar humrahi main, Sar par ban dulha sehra laga du

Teri parchhayi ko bhi apna main, Hardam humdum banana chahu
Har din har shaam ko main apni, Bas tere sath hi sajana chahu
Titliyo ke jaise ranginiya bhar, Khud ko kahi tere ird gird laga du
Tu bas har janam meri hi hokar rahe, Aisa main koi prem ka dard laga du’’

Shree (sisakte huye)—mai tujhe pasand nahi hu na...isiliye tu apni koi pareshani mujhse share nahi karta...mujhse achchi to sona aur margret hain kam se kam tu unhe apne sath to rakhta hai

Adi—pls ye rona band kar do....warna mai sach much me kahi kho na jau hamesha ke liye

Shree (mann me)—kam se kam mujhe rone ka haq to de de adi…..mai janti hu ki tu mujhe kabhi accept nahi karega lekin ye kambakhta dil ka kya karu….isko tujhse pyar karne ki bimari ho gayi hai

Maine shree didi ke chehre ko saf kiya…vo bas mujhe dekhti rahi aur phir mere sine se lag gayi jaise ki phir main milunga hi nahi…mera bhi dil unse dur hone ko nahi kar raha tha to mai bhi unhe apne sath lekar bed par let gaya

Shree—adi kya tujhe meri yaad kabhi nayi aati….? Teri itni biwiya hone ke baad tu mujhe bhul to nahi jayega na…?

Jane kyo unka ye sawal kisi jahrile nashtar ki bhanti mere dil ke aar paar ho gaya….maine unhe kas ke apne se chipka liya

Adi—nahi…aisa kabhi nahi hoga….apki jagah koi nahi le sakta kabhi bhi

Shree—meri koun si jagah hai tere dil me….?

Adi—waqt aane par iska jawab khud ba khud apko mil jayega

Shree—tune kisi chitra chudail ka jikra kiya tha lekin vo to tum logo ke sath kahi nahi dikhi mujhe…..?

Adi—kyon ki vo chudail hai

Shree—vo adrishya hokar kyo rahti hai…..?

Adi—vo parloukik jeev me aati hai aur unke liye kuch bandhan hote hai srasti ke jinse vo bandhe hote hain….vo apni marzi ke malik nahi hote har samay….unki marzi sirf raat me hi chalti hai..din me nahi

Shree—to kya ab vo bhi teri biwi hai….?

Adi—sapna to yahi dekh rahi hai vo bhi

Shree (shock)—kyaaaaaa…..?

Adi—chalo ab so jao..

Shree didi meri baho me hi lipat kar bate karte huye so gayi….mujhe bhi bade sukun ki need aayi….raat me kuch ajeeb si awaz ki khatpat sun kar meri ankhe khul gayi

Mai bed se uth kar apne room se bahar aa gaya….aur har jagah dekhne laga ki ye awaz kaha se aa rahi hai…mai dekhte huye jaise hi kitchen me gaya to vaha ka nazara dekh kar meri ankhe choudi ho gayi

Adi (chilla kar)—ye kyaaaa kiya tuneeee…..? mere tomy ko maar diyaaaa….?

Samne kitchen me main jaise hi pahucha to vaha mujhe chitra niche farsh par baithe dikhi…uske muh me khoon laga hua tha…aur uske bade bade nakhuno me tomy ke jism ke chithde latak rahe the…ye dekhte hi mujhe gussa aa gaya aur main us par bhadak utha

Chitra (masumiyat se)—mujhe bhookh lagi thi

Adi (chillate huye)—bhookh lagi thi to kya kisi ko bhi maar ke kha jayegi tu…..?

Chitra (dhire se)—to mai kya karti….tum apna khoon mujhe pilate nahi aur na hi un ladkiyo ka hi khoon pine dete ho to maine ise hi maar ke kha pi liya….lekin pet nahi bhara

Adi (shock se sar me hath rakh)—tujhe pata hai vo mera kitna ladla tha..tune use hi kha liya….sala meri kismat hi gandu hai….ek pareshani khatam hoti nahi ki dusri khadi ho jati hai

Chitra—itna gussa kyo kar rahe ho….? Ye lo abhi thoda sa bacha hua hai…ise rakh lo

Adi (gusse se)—hat…..dur hattt….bahar nikal kitchen se….aur agar tune ghar me kisi ko bhi hath lagaya to phir bhul jana mujhe

Chitra—nahi mai tumhe nahi bhul sakti

Adi—chal pahle kitchen se bahar chal....ab mujhe yaha ki farsh dhoni padegi...aur ye sab tukde utha yaha se jaldi

Use vaha se bahar kar maine apni kismat ko koste huye kitchen ki safayi karne laga....kahi mummy ne dekh liya to musibat ho jayegi

‘’Kaise ho dost....maze me ho na....sambhog ashtra ka sadupyog kar rahe ho na barabar’’ kisi ne kaha to main ye sun kar gusse me mann hi mann galiya deta hua uski oor palat gaya

Adi (mann me)—aaja ab teri hi kami rah gayi thi

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UPDATE * 66

‘’Kaise ho dost....maze me ho na....sambhog ashtra ka sadupyog kar rahe ho na barabar’’ kisi ne kaha to main ye sun kar gusse me mann hi mann galiya deta hua uski oor palat gaya

Adi (mann me)—aaja ab teri hi kami rah gayi thi

Ab aage……..

Munish—aur bhai kaise ho…..hame to kabhi yaad hi nahi karte mitra….?

Adi—nahi bhai….har samay apko hi yaad karta hu main….(mann me) bc..lagta hai abhi ke abhi teri gand maar lu… meri achchhi khasi jindagi ko narak bana ke rakh diya….upar se kahta hai mujhe yaad kyo nahi karte

Munish—hahaha…..mujhe gali dene se kya hoga mitra……?

Adi (mann me)—lagta hai gandu ne sab sun liya.....ab to sala mann me baat karna bhi gunah ho gaya

Adi—arey nahi bhai.....bas kuch pareshani me uljha hua tha

Munish—arey to hum kis marz ki dawa hain mitra…..batao abhi tumhari uljhan ko suljha dete hain

Adi—meri sabse badi uljhan to ye shaktiya hi hain bhai upar se ye biwiya pake aam ke jaise har dusre din meri jindagi me tapak rahi hain…ab main koi devta to hu nahi…hum insano se ek to sambhalti nahi hain ye saat saat ko soch kar hi mujhe fever aa jata hai

Munish—hahahaha…..vo isliye dost kyon ki tum sadharan insan nahi ho….apne aap ko pahchano pahle..jab tak khud ko nahi pahchanoge to dusro ko kaise samajh sakoge tum…..vo to tumhe sirf musibat hi nazar ayengi

Adi—mujhe sadharan manav hi rahne do…..nahi banna mujhe koi asadharan manav

Munish—‘’to tumhi batao phir sonalika ka kya dosh hai jisne purva janam me tumhari patni thi uske baad kisi bhi janam me usne vivah tak nahi kiya sirf tumhari hi raah dekhti rahi vo….kya uske prem ka koi mol nahi tumhari nazar me….?

Margret jo tumhe bachpan se pyar karti aa rahi hai….bhale hi vo darpok hai lekin tumhare bagair vo ek pal bhi rah nahi pati….tumhari judayi me khana pina tak chhod deti hai vo….kya uske prem ka koi mol nahi tumhari nazar me…..?

Agni to ek dev kanya hai….agni dev ki putri hai vo….usne tumhe hi apna sab kuch mana hai….tumhare siwa kisi paraye mard ki oor vo dekhegi bhi nahi…aur ab to vo tumhari patni bhi hai….kya uske prati tumhara koi kartavya nahi hai…..?

Chitra beshak vo chudail hai lekin phir bhi tumhari achchhayi ne uske andar prem ka deep jala diya..ek asha jaga di ki tum hi uske masiha ho…tum par vishwash kar ke usne apna raaz tumhe bata diya…ab kya uske liye tumhara koi dayitva nahi hai…..?

Shree ke bare me mai abhi kuch nahi kahunga….bas itna hi ki uska prem bahut anmol hai…bahut khushnasib ho dost jo tumhe itne pyar karne wali mil rahi hain

Jis din tum khud ko pahchan loge us din koi bhi tumhe bekar ya bojh nahi lagegi….balki ye sab tumhare samne natmastak hokar rahegi….magar uske liye tumhe dusro ke prem ki kadra karna bhi aana chahiye’’

Adi—to maine kab un par hath uthaya hai…? Har baar vo mujhe jalil karti rahti hain, ye kaisa pyar hai.... ? yaha tak ki meri maa bhi unke kahne par mere upar bharosa nahi karti ab

Munish—‘’unhone tumhe kab jalil kiya..... ? ek baat kahu dost…ek bete ko uski maa se adhik koi nahi samajh sakta.. tumne maa ki mamta par shak kiya hai....jise tum avishwas karna kahte ho.... ho sakta hai ki jo pyar ki kadra tum nahi kar pa rahe the vo tumhari maa ko karni pad rahi hai

Un logo ne sirf apna haq pane ka prayas kiya hai....vo sabhi tumhe bahut chahti hain aur isiliye shayad tum par apna haq bhi samajhti hain...aur pyar aur jung me sab jayaz hai’’

Adi—tab bhi aisi taisi to meri hi ho rahi hai na

Munish—to ek kaam karo sab marz ki ek ram baan dawa....ye lo ek goli kha lena abhi

Adi—kya hai ye….?

Munish—chinta mat karo…koi jahar nahi hai….isse sab theek ho jayega….iska asar 48 ghante tak rahega

Adi—isse sab theek ho jayega na

Munish—ha…ha…sab theek ho jayega….achcha ab mai chalta hu

Munish ke jate hi maine uski di huyi goli ko dekhne laga….samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki isko khau ki nahi…phir socha ki kha hi leta hu shayad kuch tension hi kam ho jaye

Goli khane ke baad main apne room me aa gaya…jaha shree so rahi thi…unka masum chehra dekh kar mai apni sabhi tension bhul gaya aur unse lipat ke so gaya

Subah meri need khuli to dekha ki sona aur agni ankhe phade mujhe dekh rahi thi….meri to kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya ki ab in dono ko kya hua hai

Adi—kya hua…aise kyo ghur rahi ho….mai koi bhoot nahi hu…samjhi dono

Sona—adiiiiiii…..ye aise kyo hai….?

Adi—kya..kyo hai….?

Sona—vooooo….niche ….

Mai bhi soch me pad gaya ki kya hai niche jise dekh kar inki ankhe bahar ko nikli aa rahi hain....maine jaise hi maine niche ki oor dekha to mera bhi muh khula ka khula rah gaya shock se

Adi (mann me)—bhsdk....munish...dikha di apni aukat tune.....ye koun si goli khila gaya mujhe....sala harami

Agni—vo kyaaaa haii... ?

Adi—kuch nahi...bhago tum log yaha se....

Shree (room me aate huye)—adi utho ab….subah ho gayi hai….aur maine tum dono ko isko uthane bheja tha yaha khade rahne ko nahi

Shree ke room me aate hi maine jaldi se apne upar chadar daal kar ulta let gaya….kya karta majboori hi aisi aa gayi thi

Adi (mann me)—ye sala itna bada aur mota kaise ho gaya jo pant phad ke bahar nikal aaya aur baith hi nahi raha hai….ab kya karu…ye sab us goli ke karan hi hai…..sale ne phansa diya mujhe

Shree—chalo utho jaldi….nasta karne chalo

Adi—aap chalo mai aata hu fresh hokar

Shree—agar 5 minute me niche nahi aaye to mai pani upar se daal dungi

Adi—paniii....paniii...ha ye theek rahega....aap pani daal do jaldi se mere upar

Shree—teri tabiyat to theek hai na..... ?

Adi—ha….ha…sab theek hai….aap chalo mai bhi aata hu

Shree—jaldi aana

Adi—ab tum dono ko alag se bolna padega kya….? Agni tum jao gandi cheeze nahi dekhte

Sona—adii...par itna bada kaise....kal tak to nahi tha itna....

Adi—chal bhag yaha se besharam

Dono ke jate hi maine chadar lapet kar jaldi se bed se uth kar door lock kiya aur bath room me ghus gaya… shower chalu karke uske niche khada ho gaya

Lekin koi fayda nahi ho raha tha…ulta pani padne se vo aur bhi bada hone laga phool kar…ye dekh meri to sitti pitti gum ho gayi

Adi (mann me)—ab kya karu…iska asar to 48 ghante tak rahega…tab tak to meri izzat ka janaza nikal jayega.. chalo dusra pant pahan leta hu

Bathroom se bahar nikal kar maine dusra pant pahanne laga lekin vo bhi badi mushkil se pahan paya…adjust nahi ho raha tha utni jagah me aur thodi hi der me pant phad ke phir se bahar aa gaya

Ye dekh maine apna sar pakad ke baith gaya aur munish ko galiya dene laga….tabhi maa ne gate knock karna chalu kar diya…aanan fanan me koi rasta na dikhayi deta dekh main vaha se adrishya ho gaya

Jab room ka darwaja nahi khula to maa thak haar kar vaha se chali gayi…thodi der baad shree aayi magar tab bhi lock nahi khula

Jab kafi time ke baad bhi lock nahi khula to dad ne mechanic ko bula kar lock khulwaya…lekin room ke andar unhe kahi adi nahi mila to sab pareshan ho gaye

Subah se dophar ho gayi….sab phone laga laga ke pareshan ho gaye magar not reachable bata raha tha…to dad ne F.I.R. kara di police me….mummy ne sab friends ke yaha bhi call kar ke puch liya

Jaldi hi hamari friend mandli bhi vaha pahuch gayi….sabne apne apne tarike se khoj been chalu kar di

Shree—mousi kaha gaya hoga ye….subah se bahki bahki baate kar raha tha

Urmila—kya batau beti…bina bataye to kabhi jata nahi tha kabhi bhi vo…par gaya kaha se hoga…room to band hi tha na

Sona (mann me)—lagta hai kuch locha hai…mujhe baat karni hogi adi se

Sona (mann me)—adi tum kaha ho...yaha sab pareshan hain...jaldi se vapis aa jao

Adi (mann me sona ke)—mai to khud hi pareshan hu...abhi nahi aa sakta...kal tak sambhal lo sabko

Sona—kyo….?

Phir maine sona ko poori baat bata di ki kya hua hai aur kyo….sun kar pahle to vo bahut hasi phir mere gussa karne par shant huyi

Sona—iska ek tarika hai….

Adi—kya jaldi batao…?

Sona—tum na mere sath kar lo….

Adi—kyaaa…? Chal bhag yaha se

Udhar jab shaam tak koi pata nahi chala to shree dad ko lekar police station pahuch gayi....jaha inspector dad ko dekhte hi khada ho gaya…piche piche sabhi dost bhi aa gaye

Shree—adi ka kuch pata chala….?

Ins—ha….hamari talash jari hai….hamne is kaam me khoji kutto ko bhi laga diya hai….hame highway par adi sahab ke moje mile hain… hamne adi sahab ke moje un khoji kutto ko bhi sungha diye hain….

Dad—to kuch pata chala…..?

Ins—bas un kutto ko hosh aa jaye to hum apna kaam chalu kar denge

Sab—kyaaaa….?

Ins—ji jab se hamne adi sahab ke moje un khoji kutto ko sunghaye hain tabhi se vo behosh pade hain ….hum bas unke hosh me aane ka hi intazar kar rahe hain

Mai adrishya halat me hi college chala gaya…socha aaj adrishya avashtha me college ka haal chal dekha jaye to mai sidha class me chala gaya

Class me pahuchte hi kisi ko vaha dekh kar mere chehre par khurafati mushkan aa gayi aur main uske paas bagal me jakar baith gaya

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