UPDATE 36
MAI (man mai )- ye maa bhi na pagal ho gayi hai bahala kahi do shaadi hoti hai
khair aab jo hoga baad mai dheekha jayega
Kisi nai sahi hi kHa hai aaj mai jeena chaiye wara past aur future dono kaharab
ho jayenge
Mai usske baad ek showroom par gaya ek bike li aur aur phir mera mam hua ki
khuch kapde leliye jaye maine mall mai jaa kar ek li aur phen li aur ek dress
pack kara li
Phir jewelery shop sai ek neckless aur ek aghuthi li aur phir
Mai- yaar maa nai gul dasta dene ko kha tha
Kyu na khuch naya le jau
Phir waha sai mai sidha masoom ke ghar gaya
Bell baja di
Ek ladaki nai gate khola aur wahi khadi ho gayi jiase koi bhoot dhekh liya ho
Mai - hello helo kay dhekh rahi ho ladaka nahi dheekha kaya kabhi
Shurbhi- ohh haa kaya baat hai kis sai milana hai
Mai- masoom sai
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Shurbhi - didi sai par wo to soo rahi hai
Mai- hello miss aap uss ki chinata na kare
Shurbhi - aap kaya kah rha hai mere khuch samjah mai nahi aa rha hai
Mai - phele andar to anne do .
Shurbhi -mai aap ko jannti nahi phir andar kaise aane du
Mai - thik hai gate band kar lo
Shurbhi - kyu mai to nahi karunga
Mai- to kahdi raho yahi pata nahi ye kaha sai aayi hai
Mai bhar ja kar khaddha ho gaya par wo mujhe hi ghur rahi thi
Mai- saare excitement ki maar ke rakh di essnai mai khuch dimag lagaya
Mai- par yaar ussnai esse room mai aane ko mana kiya hai
Mai uss sai nazar bacha kar ghar ke picche aagaya
Mai jhat sai khidaki ke pass aa gaya
Maine khidki sai andar aaya tabhi wo pagal gate pitane lagi
Shurbhi - didi gate kholo aap ke room mai koi hai
Mai parde ke picche chup gaya
Masoom nai uth kar gate khola
Shurbhi edhar udhar jhaakete hue - kaha gaya wo
Masoom - arre kaya kah rahi hai kon aaya hai
Shurbhi- ek ladaka aaya tha aap ke baare mai phuch rha tha
Aur jab maine andar nahi aane diya to aap room mai khidki sai andar aa gaya
Masoom - he bhagwan kon aaya hai mujhe to dar lag raha hai kahi koi seriak
killer to nahi hai
Shurbhi - nahi lag to kaafi thik tha
Masoom - kon hai jo. Bhi hai bhar aa jao warana maj abhi police ko phone kar
dungi.
Mai(manmai)-chal beta tere to lag gaye
Mai parde sai bhar aaya
Shurbhi - ha didi yahi hai
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Masoom - kon ho tum yaha kaya kar rahe ho
Mai - pagal ho gayi ho kaya mai dd hu
Shurbhi - dd ho ya doordharshan par Yaha kaya kar rahe ho
Massoom - please hume marana mat
Shurbhi - aap daro mat didi mai
Maine uski baat katete hue kaha - chup karo tum dono aur masoom tum mujhe nahi
pahachanti to thik ab mai kahbhi nahi aaunga
Etna bolte hi wo bina shurbhi ki Parwah kiye mere gaale lag gayi
Massoom- aisa kabhi sochana bhi mat mai to toda sa majak kar rahi thi
Shurbhi - didi aap ye kaya kar rahi ho
Masoom - wahi jo mujhe karana chaiye
Shurbhi - kaya ye wahi jisnai aap ko baachaya thaa
Massoom - ha pagal tujhe naam bataya tha tab bhi tu bhul gayi
Mai- accha kaya mai tumsai akele mai
Shurbhi- sorry mai ja rahi hu
Wo chali gayi
Mai - tum to gussa thi na
Maine sayad galat baad bol di
Wo mujhe chhod kar bed Par dusri taraf muh kar ke beth gayi
Maine hath aage kiya saara saamna wha par aa gaya
Maine neckess liya aur piche sai ja kar usske gale mai pahanna diya par koi
reaction hi nahi
Mai ab kaya karu ye to khuch jada hi gussa hai
Mai - ye dress change kar lo khuch surprise hai
Maaoom - mujhe nahi chaiye
Mai- aare baba ab to maaff kar do
Massoom nai mere hath sai dress li - ye mat sochana ki maaf kiya ye bus asse hi
kar rahi hu wo bathtoom mai chali gayi
Maine anghuthi jeb mai daali aur uska intazar karenne laga
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Wo aakhir bahr aaye mera muh khu ka khua rah gaya
White tshirt aur red jeans mai ekdum dhaasu lag rhai thi
Masoom mujhe hila - kaya hua muh band kar loo
Mai- tum to kamal ki lag rahi hoo
Massoom - par mere yaad aate hi tumhari need ud jati hai ab khoobsurta kaise ho
gayi
Mai- mera matlaab tha tumhe yaad karke tumsai bina mile need nahi aati hai
Masoom - accha thik ye batoo ye dress ku di hai
Mai - chaloo phle mere sath
Phir mai usse lekar ye hotel mai le gaya
Masoom - yaha ku laye ho
Mai-sab samajh jaoogi
Phi mai ussai andar ek haal mai le kar gaya
Aur waiter ko esaara kar ke light dim kada di
Masoom - yaha etna andera ku hai
Tabhi hum aage badhe aur gulan ke phuloo ki barasaat hone lagi
Masoom ke face par simle aa gayi hum dheere dheere chal table ke pass aaye maine
hath pakada aur aghuti bharr nikal
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Mai - I LOVE YOU MASOOM WILL U BE MY LIFE
Masoom ke aaskhoo mai aashu aa gaye
Unai dheere sai haa mai sir hilaya main aghuthi usse phenaa di light on kar di
gayi waha par bethe log taliya bajane lagi maine sir jhukha kar unka dhanyavaad
diya
Phir hum beth gaye
Waiter - sir kaya lau aap dono ke liye
Mai - bhai mam sai phuchhoo aur baby ye tum ghurana band karoo
Masoom - ha ussnai order diya
Waiter chala gaya
Massoom- abhi kya bola tumnai
Mai - ghurana band karo
Massoom- nhi phele
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Mai - baby ku tum janu kh sakti ho mai baby ku nhi
Massoom- nhi mujhe accha laga tha
Mai - accha meri baby aur kaya accha lagata hai
Masoom nai mere gaalo par kiss karte hue kaha - sab khuch jo tumhe pasand hai
Mai - maa tumsai milana chati hai
Massoom- kyu kaya baat hai
Mai- ab saas bhau ki baate wo jaane
Wo to hawaa mai udnai lagi
Massoom-sach kah rahe ho
Mai- haa par tumhe phele apni padayi puri karani hai
Masoom - haa mai apni bhen ke sath delhi janne ki soch rahi hu par tumhare bina
kaise
Mai - aare meri power hai na jab chaye yaad karana mai aa jaunga
Massoom nai phir mera gaal chum liya par ess baar jais mujhe khuch ajjeb sa laga
rha tha jaise meri body heat badh rahi hai
Tabhi
Waiter -:sir aapka order
Mai - thanks
Phir humne kaahaya aur
Par dimag jaide out of contr ho raha tha
mai usse lekar ek room mai aaya
Masoom - yaha ku laye ho
Maine usse bina khuch kahe god mai utha liya aur kiss karne laga wo to mere
acchank kiss sai toda habada gayi par baad mai wo bhi saath dene lagi
mai ussai kiss karta hua bed par le gaya
Aur kiss karta rha. Ye sayaad meri sabse lambi kiss thi mai to chodane ko tayaad
hi nahi tha
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Massoom ki ssase ukhadnai lagi mujhe dhaakha de diya mai bhi saase control
karane laga
Par wo mere upaar aakar phir sai kis karani lagi
Mai bhi chusnai laga
Maine usse palat liya aur usske gale ko chumanai laga
Masoom- ahhhahaa ye kaya kar rahe ho ohhhh shhhhiiiiiiiiiii.......,
Maine ek hath usske boobs par rakh kar ke daba diye
Masoom - ahaaaaaaahh ye kaya ho raha shiiiiiiii
Mai apnei jeeb usske kaano mai daal di aur ghumanne laga
Ussnai jor sai mujhe kas liya aur halke hakle mere peth mai nakhun ghusane
lagi
Mai - ohhhh baby kaya kar rahi ho chub rha hai
Ussnai hath hata diya main dheere dheere uski naabhi ke pass aa gaya aur uske
nafi ko chumane laga
Masoom-AAA. ..HHHH..AAA
Mai - kaya hua baby
Massoom- mujhe kuch ho raha hai
Mai - kaya
Massoom- body mai garmi aur jab tumhare hoth mere body ko chutte hai to tanda
saa lagata hai
Maine ek hai andar sai usse chuchiyoo par raha to laga jaise koi gila cotton
mere hatho mai hai mai apni jeebh usske pet par ghumane laga
Massoom- ohhhh.....hhh...oyyee....e...maaa....aa.....aaaaa
Mai- Kya hua kiyun chillai
Massoom- ab mujhese control nhi hoga please khuch to karoo.
Mai- haste bue kaya karu mai
Massoom - please ye baate baad mai kar lenna please
Mai khuch bolene hi wala tha ki ussnai muhe dhakka de kar
Apne ek chuchi meri muh mai daal di mere to hosh udd gaye ye esse kaya ho gaya
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hai mai to bus toda sa excited ho gaya tha par ye to overexcited ho gayi.