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Mai shree didi ka call cut kar ke jaise hi andar jane ko hua ki tabhi koi gate se andar aaya…use dekhte hi maine apna sar pakad liya
Mai—isko bhi abhi hi yaha aana tha….ab mera kya hoga….chal beta ho gaya ab to tera kalyan
Ab aage……….
Margret dandanate huye andar ja rahi thi….maine ye dekh jaldi se bhag kar uske pass aa gaya jisse ise bahar se hi kuch gol mol ghuma kar philhal abhi to rawana kar du
Mai—aao margret..my sweet heart…mai tumhara hi intazar kar raha tha
Margret (gusse me)—tum to mujhse baat hi mat karo….dhokebaaz
Mai—arey andar kaha ja rahi ho….aao hum yaha garden me baith kar pyar ki meethi meethi baate karenge
Margret (bhadak ke)—achchha pyar ki baate….my foot
Vo andar jane lagi to maine uska hath pakad ke khich liya….kiss karne ki koshish ki shayad isse maan jaye..lekin ab kya batau in ladkiyo ka..kiss bhi nahi karne di
Margret (jor se)—chhod mujhe adi…pahle us par wali pari se nipat lu…phir tujhe batati hu
Mai—koun pari... ? achchha achchha tum sona ki baat kar rahi ho....
Margret (mere pair me jor se maar kar)—achcha ab sona ho gayi ho...chhod mujhe
Mai—arey vo galti se nikal gaya….tumhe agar usse milna hai to india jana padega na
Margret—jyada bano mat…..mai kal yaha aayi thi…aunty ne sab bataya mujhe…dono ki kali kartute
Mai (mann me)—mummy ne itni badi baat mujhe nahi batayi
Mai—dekh gussa thook de...meri anarkali
Margret (gusse se)—ha..aaj anarkali bol ke kal mujhe bhi kisi deewar me chunwa dena
Mai—sachchi kahta hu ..mujhe kuch nahi malum
Margret—par mujhe malum hai....tere lakshan india se hi use dekhte bigad gaye the….mujhse jhuth bol ke use yaha chup chap le aaya….aunty se bhi jhuth bola
Mai—mujhe sach me nahi pata tha....vo kab yaha aa gayi
Margret—nahi ...tujhe to kuch pata hi nahi hai…..use dekhte hi tere muh me lar tapakne lagi
Mai—ye to sarasar arop hai mujh par
Margret—tune aunty se bhi jhuth bola….mujhe bina bataye chup chap uske sath parilok nikal gaya.. jisse akele me chupke se shadi karle…..ab to tu bahut khush hoga uske sath muh kala karke…maine tujhe us din kuch karne nahi diya na
Mai—mai kuch bhi nahi kiya....aur shadi bhi nahi ki....bilkul god promiss
Margret—mujhe teri kisi baat par yakin nahi hai...chhod mujhe...mujhe uss nak kati se milna hai pahle
Mai—arey vo to apne parilok me hai…yaha kyo talash rahi ho bechari ko
Margret—aur kitna jhuth bolega…abhi meri aunty se baat huyi hai….unhone sab bata diya
Mai (dhire se)—ye mummy bhi na....kutte ke pet me ghee aur aurto ke pet me koi baat hazam hi nahi hoti
Marhret—mera phone tak nahi utha rahe the….ab ye haalaat ho gaye hain
Mai—mai bathroom me tha...uthane ke pahle hi cut ho gaya
Margret—itne din se bathroom me hi the…hai.na…kya kar rahe the itne din bathroom me
“Arey margret beta….aao andar aao”….piche se mummy ne akar kaha
Mai (mann me)—inko to aur chain nahi hai
Urmila—baith..beti..mai tere liye coffee lati hu
Margret (dhire se)—aur koi nahi dikh raha yaha...vo chudail kaha hai
urmila—jab tak...ye le laddu kha...
Margret—wow...bahut sweet laddu hain
“Ha…vo meri aur inki shadi ke hain…aur du kya”…kitchen se nikalte huye sona ne kaha
Sona ko dekh kar aur uski baat sunte hi laddu margret ke beech gale me phans gaya....aadha to usne turant ugal diya…..aur gusse se meri oor dekhne lagi
Mai (mann me)—ye sona...margret ko patane aayi hai ki use aur bhadkane
Margret—kiski shadi...kaisi shadi.... ?
Sona—meri aur inki...chahe to mummy se puch lo
Margret—tu bahar nikal…tune adi par jarur koi jadu kiya hai…aur mummy par bhi
Sona—tu gussa mat ho....mai to tujhe batane aane hi wali thi
Margret—tu bahar nikal yaha se bas....adi sirf mera hai
Sona—meri shadi ho chuki hai…
Margret (gusse me)—adiii….cheater…
Mai—vo..nahi….vo toot jayega
Lekin usne ek na suni aur kaanch ka glass fek ke marne lagi...mai ek taraf hat gaya...glass ke tootne ki awaz sun mummy bahar aa gayi
Urmila—adi..ye kya tod phod kar rahe ho
Mummy ko dekhte hi margret ne jor jor se rona chalu kar di…mai bhi sakpaka gaya…ab ise kya hua
Urmila—kya hua beta... ? kyo ro rahi ho…?
Margret (rote huye)—aunty mai kisi ko muh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahi…adi ne mere sath…india me jabardasti…….
Urmila (muh me hath rakh ke)—kyaaaa….? Hey ram….adiiiiii
Mai—dono hi jhuthi hain mummy ye…
Sona—ha ye jhuth bol rahi hai
Margret (rote huye)—aap chahe to mera medical check up karwa le…..aur chahe to india me ek ladki ne bhi inhe dekha tha
Urmila—india me…..kooun…?
Margret—shree ne mujhe inke sath dekha tha….vo adi ki mousi ki ladki hai…jo vahi
Mai (mann me)—marwa diya isne to….chal beta nikal le yaha se chup chap…isne to sona se bhi bada wala bomb patak diya mere upar
Urmila (jor se)—adiiiiii…..yahi sikhaya hai maine tujhe…..aur tu india me vaha kaise pahuch gaya…?
Mai—mai kisi shree ko nahi janta...ye sab jhuth hai
Margret –achcha ab mai jhuthi lagne lagi...lo aunty maine shree ka call laga diya hai...aap khud hi puch lo....
Mai (shocked)—ise shree ka no. kaha se mila…pakka isne mere mobile se churaya hoga
Margret—hello shree….mai margret bol rahi hu…..
Margret ne phone mummy ko thama diya speaker on kar ke…udhar shree ne jaise hi suna ki margret bol rahi hai to uska para garam ho gaya
Shree—kutiya..randi…chhinar…tujhe sharam nahi aati…adi ke sath aise raat din nangi hoke sote huye.. tune mere adi ko bhi apne jaise bana diya..nirlajj…char char ladkiya milke uske sath….chhiii.. mujhe to bolne me bhi sharam aati hai
Mummy ne turant phone cut kar diya….maine apna sar pakad liya….mummy to poore shock me thi
Urmila—adii…tum jara mere room me aana
Mai—maine kuch nahi kiya…sachchi….vo shree jhuth bol rahi hai
Sona—mummy ji ye dono jhuth bol rahi hain…ye aise nahi hain
Margret—tu to bolegi hi na…chudail kahi ki….tera kaam to ho gaya na
Urmila—adii…mere room me aao
Mai chup chap sar nicha kiye unke room me chala gaya...thodi der baad unke room se nikalne ke baad mera chehra utra hua tha
Mai chup chap apne room me jake darwaja band karke sone ki koshish karne laga…tabhi munish aa gaya
Munish—aur dost kaise ho….?
Mai—theek nahi hu dost
Munish—sambhog ashtra ka prayog kar rahe ho na..theek se
Mai (mann me)—teri to…..tere is sambhog ashtra ne mujhe barbad kar diya
Munish—nahi dost….aage tumhe iski bahut jarurat padegi…..saat saat ko jo jhelna hai….kuch salah chahiye to mujhe yaad kar lena…mai isme full trained hu
Mai—shukriya
Munish haste huye chala gaya…mere jakhmo par namak chhidak ke….margret aur sona ki kafi der tak tu tu main main chalti rahi..phir vo bhi mere darwaje par ek do laat maar ke chali gayi
Shaam ko dad ke office se aane par mummy ne unhe sona se meri shadi ki baat bata di….sath hi margret ke sath affair ki bhi
Dad—wah beta…tum to baap ke bhi baap nikle…mai to ek se hi pareshan hu…tune do do paal li
Mai—pls dad koi solution batao na…inse pichha chhudane ka
Dad—mai to ghar me hi pareshan hota hu to office bhag jata hu...kam se kam din me bacha rahta hu par tu to vaha bhi nahi bachega
Mai—pls solution
Dad—ab to iska ek hi solution hai beta ki tu ab se nare wali chaddi pahanna chalu kar de...kam se kam beech sadak me nanga hone se bach jayega...ye dono tujhe chhodne wali nahi hain
Mai—aur jiski saat biwi hogi to
Dad—vo...chaddi utarke sadak me us chaddi se apna muh chhupa ke niklega jisse saato me se koi dekh na paye
Mai (mann me)—ye sab us munish ki vajah se hua hai...na uske karan ye shaktiya milti…na sona milti…aur na mai parilok jata..aur na ye saat biwi ka lafda banta …sala tharki kahi ka
Dad ki baato ne to mujhe aur bhi pareshan kar diya…..vo to achcha hua ki mummy ne mousi se milne wali baat abhi tak dad ko batayi nahi thi shayad nahi to meri aur bhi khichayi honi tay thi….
Raat me maine chup chap dinner khatam kar ke apne room me aa gaya….jyada kisi se koi baat nahi ki sidha bistar me let kar apni aane wali zindagi ke baare me sochne laga
Mujhe hosh tab aaya jab mummy akar mere balo me hath firane lagi…maine ek nazar unhe dekh kar dusri oor karwat kar li
Urmila—naraz hai mujhse…
Mai—(koi jawab nahi…)
Urmila—apni mummy se bhi baat nahi karega..hnnn
Mai—mujhe sona hai..aap bhi jake so jao
Urmila—us maa ko bhala kaise need ayegi jiska beta usse naraz ho gaya ho aur baat bhi na kar raha ho
Mai—to aap meri kisi baat ka vishwas kyo nahi karti hain.....meri mummy hokar aap bahar wale akar jo bhi galat salat apko mere bare me bata denge aap unka hi yakin karti ho
Urmila—to tune mujhse har baar jhuth kyo bola.... ?..pahle tujhe sach batana chahiye tha na
Mai—mai sach hi to kab se bata raha hu…lekin aap ko meri kisi baat ka vishwas ho tab na
Urmila—chal sonase teri shadi ho gayi..usme maan liya teri koi galti nahi…unhone jabardasti shadi karwa di….magar tune margret ke sath aisa kyo kiya…?..chal maan liya vo bhi jhuth bol rahi hai, to shree ne to tujhe range hath pakda tha …bol kya ye bhi jhuth hai…?
Mai—sab ke sab jhuthe hain……sab mujhe fasane ke chakkar me hain….main kisi ko bhav nahi deta na isliye
Urmila—kha meri kasam ki shree jhuth bol rahi thi…?
Mai—mujhe koi kasam nahi khani
Urmila—matlab shree ne tujhe vaha char ladkiyo ke sath pakda tha tha….
Mai—sab jhuth hai
Urmila—tu shree ke yaha kaise gaya.... ?...hamne to kabhi unka jikra tak nahi kiya tujhse..
Mai—mujhe uska sapna aaya tha
Urmila—mai jawab maang rahi hu
Mai—vahi to jawab hai ki mujhe shree ka sapna aaya tha
Urmila—phir jhuth...kitna jhuth bolne laga hai tu adi
Mai—sach bolne ka jamana hi nahi raha ab lagta hai
Urmila—jab sach bolega hi nahi to sach kaise maan lu
Mai (mann me)—sach bol raha hu to mummy ko yakin hi nahi ho raha hai…ab jhuth hi bolna padega
Mai—mai delhi se by road ja raha tha…raste me gadi kharab ho gayi..to nagpur me rukna pada… mai jab gadi repair karwa ke hotel ja raha tha…raste me ek admi daru ke nashe me meri gadi se takra gaya…to maine uska ilaz karwa ke use uske ghar chhodne chala gaya…jaha unki biwi ne mera naam pucha to maine bata diya.. phir unhone apka aur dad ka naam puchha to maine vo bhi bata diya…tab unhone bataya ki meri mousi hain….ab isme meri kya galti hai
Urmila—to ye baat tu mujhe pahle bhi to bata sakta tha na
Mai—mujhe lagta tha ki aap aur dad gussa karoge mujh par
Urmila—aur hotel me tu margret aur baki ladkiyo ke sath kya kar raha tha….?
Mai (bina soche)—so raha tha…
Urmila—kyaaaa….?
Mai—nahi…nahi…jo aap samajh rahi ho vaisa nahi
Urmila—to shree ne range hath tum logo ko nude halat me kaise pakda…?
Mai—vo sab margret aur sona ki mili bhagat thi...vo margret sona ko jalane ke liye khud hi kapde utar ke mere upar so gayi to mai kya karu….mai to so raha tha…tabhi shree didi ne akar dekh liya usko…meri thodi hi galti hai isme
Urmila—wah beta…ladkiyo ke sath ghume tu….unke ke sath soye tu…aur galat bol raha hai us bechari ko…jo tujhe kitna chahti hai..bachpan se hi
Mai (dhire se)—ab mera kuch nahi ho sakta
Urmila—ab karna kya hai..vo bata... ?
Mai—matlab.... ?
Urmila—ek se to shadi kar chuka….dusri ko bina shadi kiye hi……aur koi teesri bhi ho to vo bhi bata de
Mai—koi nahi hai
Urmila—chal mai baat karti hu tere dad se ....ab margret ki mummy se kal teri aur margret ki shadi ki baat karti hu...sona se to kar hi chuka hai
Mai—koi shadi vadi nahi huyi hai
Urmila—chup...us phool jaisi masoom bachchi par jhuthe ilzam lagaye ja raha hai
Mai—vo koi masoom bachchi nahi hai....balki dono ne milke mujhe masoom bana diya hai
Urmila—chal so ja...tension na le...mai sambhal lungi....ok..gn (matha chum kar)
Mai—mummy....ek baat puchhu
Urmila—haa..
Mai—aap logo ne kabhi mujhe mousi ke bare me kyo nahi bataya..... ?
Urmila—tere dad ko ajeet aur unke bete sanjay ke chalchalan pasand nahi the....unhe darr tha ki tu bhi unke sath me rah kar bigad jayega...bas isliye yaha aa gaye aur tujhe nahi bataya kuch bhi..ab so ja.. jyada mat soch
Mai—par mousi aur shree didi to apko bahut yaad karti hain
Urmila—yaad to mai bhi akele me karti hu....par tere dad to pasand nahi hain vo log
Mai—ok..gn mom
Urmila—gn my sweet son
Mummy ke jate hi mai sone ki koshish karne laga ki tabhi mera mobile kutte ki tarah bhokna chalu kar diya aur meri lagti need par khalal pad gaya
Dekha to shree didi ka missed call tha….jisse mujhe yaad aaya ki maine night me unse baat karne ko bola tha…to mai unse video calling me baat karne laga
Shree—kya adi..kab se teri call ka wait kar rahi hu…?
Mai—vo sorry…mai dad ke paas baitha tha…abhi room me aaya hu
Shree—kya kar raha hai…?
Mai—so raha hu
Shree—mujhe to need hi nahi aa rahi
Mai—ek jet morteen ki tikiya laga lo aa jayegi
Shree—nahi ayegi na
Mai—kyo…?
Shree—kaise samjhau….?
Mai—ab mujhe kya pata…?
Shree—tu to samajhdar hai na....khud hi kyo nahi samajh leta sab kuch.... ?
Mai—ladkiyo ko samajhne ka dimag nahi hai mujhme…nahi to aaj mai bhi khush hota
Shree—kyo kya hua…?
Mai—kuch nahi
Shree—achcha sun..adi…aaj na us teri call girl margret ka phone aaya tha….maine bhi jam kar sunaya usko….maza aa gaya
Mai—usne phone mummy ko pakda diya tha….aapne use nahi mummy ko suna diya
Shree (jor se)—kyyaaaaaa..
Mai—haa….aur daant mujhe khani padi..
Shree—omg… ..mousi ne kya socha hoga mere bare me…..ohhh…shittt..ye to bahut badi gadbad ho gayi…ab tu kuch kar na
Mai—mujhe kuch karne layak aap sabne chhoda kaha hai
Urmila—phir bhi mousi se meri thodi bahut tarif kar dena na
Mai—aapke itna kuch kahne ke baad bhi….?
Shree—apni shree ki dekh ittu si madad nahi karega….tu meri madad karega to upar wala dekh lena jarur tera kalyan karega
Mai—kalyan ka to naam hi mat lo….is kalyan karne ke chakkar me hi to mera kalyan ho gaya hai..ab nahi
Shree—theek hai…mai kal hi papa ke sath ticket kara kar vaha aake mousi se mafi maang lungi
Mai—arey…nahi..nahi…nahi….mai kar dunga…..jarur apki sifarish kar dunga…god promise kar dunga.. apko aane ki jarurat nahi hai
Shree—tujhe mera aana pasand nahi….?
Mai—nahi…mera matlab aisi baat nahi hai…abhi aap ki padhayi hai…sanjay bhaiya ki tabiyat bhi achchi nahi hai…mai to aise hi bol raha tha…ki itne se kaam ke liye aap pareshan mat ho
Shree—theek hai...lekin tu mujhe roj aise hi call karna..nahi to mai pakka next day aa jaungi
Mai—nahi..mai karunga....roj karunga...dus dus bar karunga.....achcha vo mummy mujhe bula rahi hain...kal baat karunga...ok..bye...gn...sweet dreams
Maine call cut kiya jaldi se....aur chadar taankar let gaya….mujhe soye huye abhi kuch hi der huye the ki mujhe apne upar kuch vajan sa mahsus hua aur aisa laga jaise koi chumma chati kar raha hai
Mai turant hadbadakar ankhe khol di....ye sona thi jo mere upar let kar ye sab kar rahi thi
Mai—ye sab kya harkat hai aur tum yaha kya rah rahi ho….?
Sona—kaisi harkat....ab biwi raat me bhi apne pati ke paas nahi ayegi to kaha jayegi... ?
Mai—arey kaisa pati...kiska pati...koun sa pati... ?
Sona—ghar me sab jante hain ki main adi ki biwi hu
Mai—tumne ye shadi ka jhuth kyo bola... ?
Sona—to kya karti... ?..apne pair to bachaungi na…usme kulhadi thode hi na maar lungi..?
Mai—kya matlab…?
Sona—dekho…margret se tum pyar karte ho…mummy ko bhi pata hai…usse to shadi ho hi jati….? Dusra tumne kaha tha ki yaha earth me dusri shadi karna jurm hai…aise me mera kya hota…?..isliye maine shadi ka pahle hi apni jagah fix kar li
Mai—aur mai na karu to..?
Sona—mai jadu se apna pet fulake mummy ji ke paas pahuch jaungi aur kah dungi ki 9 mahine ka hai..adi ka kiya dhara
Mai (mann me)—ye to maine socha hi nahi....ki sona to jadu se kuch bhi kar sakti hai..pet fulana to kya kahi kisi din bachcha hi na pakda de mummy ko...
Mai—jao kahi jake so jao
Sona—kahi kyo jau..mai yahi letungi...vaise bhi mujhe mummy ne hi yaha bheja hai
Mai—kyo... ?
Sona—vo mai na mummy ko dekh kar kitchen me hi niche let gayi thi to mummy ne dekhte hi yaha bhej diya
Sona—mai biwi hu tumhari bhala mujhse kaisi sharam
Main—agar baki 5 bhi tum dono ke jaisi mil gayi to mai sab ko chhod kar himalay me jakar sadhu ban jaunga
Sona—theek hai..pahle mere 15-20 bachche paida kar dena phir chale jana….mai tumhare sath jogan ban ke vahi rahungi
Main—kyaaaa…?..15-20 bachche..mujhe bachcha paida karne ki machine samjha hai tumne…?
Sona—vo sab ki tum chinta mat karo…hum sab milke tumse itne bachche paida karwa lenge
Main—kitni besharam hai tu sona….mai to tumhe bahut sidhi samajhta tha
Sona—to mai to sidhi tarah hi to bol rahi thi…ab jab tum hamari khwahish poori nahi karoge to koun karega…? ..batao
Main—tum se baat karna hi bekar hai…tumne margret ko bhi bigad diya hai…
Sona—aaj se naste me mai tumhe takatwar cheeze bana ke khilaungi
Main—vo kyo…?
Sona—tumhe poora pahalwan banane ke liye…itne bachcho ke liye mehnat bhi to jyada karni padegi na
Main—chal bhag yaha se
Sona—coffee to pi lo
Main—coffee to mummy banati hain roj…tum kaise
Sona—ab main apni saas se kaam thode na karne ko kahungi…unki sewa to karni padegi na
Main—ye coffee bhi jadu se banayi hogi tumne…?
Sona—to...jadu se jaldi hota hai..chalo coffee pi ke puppy do
Main—kuch nahi milega
Sona—main bhi dekhti hu..kaise nahi milegi
Main—kya kar logi..?
Sona—abhi batati hu….
Main coffee pine laga....tabhi sona room se bahar chali gayi...mai nahane jane ke liye kapde utar ke towel lapet liya
Tabhi vo achanak jadu se vaha tapak padi aur jabardasti apne hoth mere hotho me kiss karne ki koshish karne lagi...is hatha payi me coffee ka mug niche gir ke toot gaya
Mug niche girne ki awaz sun kar mummy jo shayad kitchen me thi ...vo mere room ki oor aane lagi
Urmila—lagta hai..koi billi ghus aayi hai…? Kya tod diya aaj isne…?
Idhar mere room me…..sona mujhe bistar me gira kar upar leti huyi mujhe kiss karne ki koshish kar rahi thi..lekin kamyab nahi ho rahi thi
Main pareshan hokar use apne niche karke uske upar aa gaya…aur dono hatho ko daboch liya..usse pichha chhudane ke liye…yahi meri sabse badi galti sabit huyi
Kyon ki tabhi mummy darwaje par aa gayi…aur unhone mujhe sona ke upar dekh liya…ab main to sona ke upar tha to vo mujhe to pata nahi chala lekin sona ne mummy ko dekh liya
Sona—dekhiye chhod dijiye….subah subah ye sab karna achchi baat nahi hai….uuumaaa….vaise bhi aapne poori raat sone nahi diya mujhe….poora badan dard kar raha hai
Main (mann me)—ise achanak kya hua…?..aise kyo behave kar rahi hai jaise ki mai iske sath jabardasti kar raha hu….jarur daal me kuch kala hai
Urmila (mann me)—hey ram…ye adi kitna bigad gaya hai….ise jara bhi sabar nahi hai…margret sahi hi kah rahi thi
Sona—pls chhod dijiye na…abhi hame mummy ji ko bhi coffee dene jana hai
Achanak meri nazar mere bed par lage mirror par gayi to darwaje me mummy ko khade dekh main hadbadakar turant bistar se niche kud gaya
Main (hadbadate huye)—naa…naa..mummy…mmaineee…kuch nahi kiya…yahi mere sath jabardasti kar rahi thi….iski baat mat sunna…ye jhuth bol rahi thi
Urmila—chup..aage kuch mat bolna…sab dekh bhi liya aur sun bhi liya maine…kitna bigad gaya hai adi tu..vo to achcha hua ki uske relatives ne jabran shadi karwa di …dekhi hogi teri yahi harkate bechari ke sath karte…chhiii..
Mummy vaha se mujhe daant kar chali gayi...jabki sona hihihi kar rahi thi…jisse mujhe gussa aane laga
Main—ye jhuth muth ka kya natak kar rahi thi…?..jab tune mummy ko dekh liya tha to mujhe bataya kyo nahi…?..aur maine kab tumhare sath jabardasti ki vo bhi raat bhar..?
Sona—kyo batati…? Mere upar to tum chadhe huye the vo bhi nange punge hokar…ab chup chap mujhe puppy de do nahi to
Main—nahi to kya kar logi…?
Sona—ab agar main mummy ji ke paas jadu se apna pet fula ke pahuch jaungi to ye apka bachcha hai iska koi proof dene ki bhi jarurat nahi padegi mummy ko…kyon ki vo sab dekh aur sun gayi hain..samjhe
Main (mann me)—arey yaar kaha phans gaya phir se….ab mummy ko kaise samjhau ki unhone jo dekha vo sab jhuth tha
Sona—chalo puppy do
Main (ankh band kar ke)—le le
Sona—aise nahi tum bhi meri puppy lo nahi to….uuuuuummmmmm…
Marta kya na karta ..mujhe bhi leni deni padi ..puppy…uske jate hi main bathroom me ghus gaya aur achche se fresh hua..aur ready hokar breakfast karne aa gaya niche
Dad—aaj to college jaoge na…..start ho gaye hain
Main—yes dad…aaj se college jaunga
Dad—theek hai…koi problem ho to mujhe call kar lena
Mai—ok dad
Urmila—sona beti ka bhi admission apne college me karwa dena aaj…bechari akele ghar me bor ho jayegi….
Mai—mom..use padhne ki koi jarurat nahi hai
Urmila—jitna bola maine utna sun....aaj uska admission ho jana chahiye...aaj se apne sath lekar jana aur sath me lekar aana use samajh gaya na
Mai—ji samajh gaya....sab samajh gaya...(dhire se)...lagta hai phir se koi nayi patti padha di isne mummy ko
Urmila—jao beti,..tum bhi ready ho jao
Sona ko apne room me jate dekh main uske piche jane ko khada hua to mummy ankh dikhane lagi
Urmila—tu kaha ja raha hai….ab us bechari ko taiyar bhi nahi hone dega kya….?..itni besabri achchi baat nahi hai
Mai (choun kar mann me)—mummy to kuch aur hi samajh rahi hain…ab to mera khud ke room me jana bhi gunah ho gaya
Mai vahi baith kar apne dosto se phone par baat karne laga…vo sab bhi ready hokar mere hi paas aa rahe the….dad apne office nikal gaye…thodi der me hamari mitra mandli ekatthi ho gayi
Margret ko chhod kar baki sabhi yaha sona ko dekh chounk gaye…..
Franklin—ye sonalika..yaha kaise…?
Julia—ye kab aayi…?
Daniel—ye to apne ghar chali gayi thi na…?
Urmila—ohhh..to tum sab mil chuke ho meri pahli bahu se…
Sab (shocked)—bahu….koun..kab..?
Urmila—tumhe nahi bataya adi ne..ki isne sona beti se shadi kar li hai... ?
Sab (mujhe ghur kar)—kya….?
Mai—mujhe aise mat ghur ke dekho...tumhe baad me sab samjhaunga
Urmila—aur batao…india me kaha kaha ghume tum log…?
Kaith—kahi ghumne ko kaha mila aunty…?..adi kisi jungle me ek hafte tak gum ho gaya tha..hum to use hi khojte pareshan hote rahe…
Urmila—kyaaaaa….?
Daniel—yahi nahi aunty…is chakkar me margret ki tabiyat bhi bahut serious ho gayi thi…to bhatia uncle ne hospital me admitt karwaya
Mai (mann me)—mai pahle se kam pareshan tha jo ab tum log bhi aag lagane aa gaye
Urmila (gusse se)—itna sab kuch vaha hua aur kisi ne mujhe kuch nahi bataya...kyo…?..kaise dost ho tum log…?…kya isiliye sath me gaye the…? ,..mujhe poori baat batao
Julia—hame laga ki aap log pareshan honge..phir hum batane hi wale the ki adi aa gaya
Sabne khud ko bachane ke liye mirch masala lagakar story suna dali mummy ko…
Urmila—phir tum log vapis kyo nahi aaye adi ko lekar..?.kya jarurat thi aage shimla jane ki..?
Franklin—vo adi ko shree didi se milna tha…adi ne bataya ki vo kisi bahut bade khatre me hai
Urmila—kyaaa..adiii tumne mujhse phir se jhuth bola ki vo tumhe achanak mil gayi
Mai—chalo sab…college ka time ho gaya…late ho raha hai
Mai jaldi se bhag ke bahar aa gaya…mummy awaz lagati rahi gusse me....hum sab college pahuch gaye
College pahuch kar maine apni gadi park karne chala gaya…sabki nazar meri gadi ki oor akarshit ho gayi.. ek to sabse mahngi dusri market me available bhi nahi hai ye model ..jiski vajah se bhi logo ka dhyan iske malik ko dekhne ke liye machal utha
Gadi park larke ham sab apas me discussion karne lage ki pahle kaha chala jaye…
Mai—tum log jab tak canteen me mera wait karo….mai tab tak principal se mil ke sona ka admission karwa ke aata hu
Kaith—ok….hum canteen me hi tumhara wait karte hain
Mai—theek hai….chalo sona….apne document to ready kar liye hain na tune
Sona (mushkura kar)—vo mere liye koun si badi baat hai
Mai—vaise mummy ne tumhe college me padhne ko kaise bol diya…?
Sona—vo kya hai na...ki maine mummy ko kaha ki aaj kal apko ladkiyo ki lat lag gayi hai...kya pata college me margret jaisi jabardasti aur bhi do char ke sath kar diye to kya hoga ....bas phir kya tha mummy ne mujhe aap par nazar rakhne ko bolkar college bhej diya
Mai (daant peeste huye)—hhuuu....mujhe ladkiyo ki lat lagi hai..teri to...lagta hai tera gala daba ke yahi maar du
Mai—chup kar apni ye nautanki...ye principal office hai....faltu bakar bakar mat karna
Sona—ok
Mai sona ko lekar principal ke paas chala gaya....samne ek young lady chair par baithi kuch files check kar rahi thi…apna muh unhone dusri oor kiya hua tha
Mai—may i come in madam
Principal—vo to tum pahle hi andar aa chuke ho…ab puchne ka kya fayda….kya kaam hai
Mai—admission karana hai
Principal—seat full ho gayi hain
Mai—to donation chalega
Principal—vo bahut jyada hai…?..tum afford nahi kar paoge
Mai—kitna hai.. ?
Principal—10 lacs
Mai—ok done
Principal counkte huye hamari taraf ghum gayi is baar mai bhi chounk gaya unko dekh kar kyoki ye dazy madam thi
Dazy (chair se khadi hokar)—adiii...tum....kaha gayab ho gaye the us din ke baad se...kitna miss kiya maine tumhe
Mai—dazy madam aap yaha…
Dazy—ha...vo pahle vali principal ka transfer ho gaya to unki jagah mai promote ho gayi
Meri aur dazy ki bate sun kar sona ke kaan khade ho gaye….aur usne apni ankhe band karke jadu se sab dekh liya us jo bhi hua tha dazy aur mere beech
Mai—ab admission to ho jayega na
Dazy –tune kaha matlab ho gaya…mere hote tumhe koi tension lene ki jarurat nahi hai…par kiska admission karana hai..?
Mai (sona ki oor ishara karke)—inka..
Dazy (sona ko dekh)—ohhhh….mast naya maal fasaya hai abki baar…ab samjhi itne din kyo gayab tha
Mai (mann me)--dhatt teri ki...satyanash ho apka dazy madam....ise hi principal banane ko mila tha...ghar se bhag ke ye soch ke aaya tha ki college me bach jaunga magar yaha bhi isne meri izzat ka kachra kar diya.....ab ye sona ghar jakar mummy ko mirch masala laga ke pata nahi kya kya batayegi
Mai turant chounk ke sona ki oor dekhne laga jo full gusse se mujhe ghurte huye lal peeli ho rahi thi
Mai—ye lijiye mera card…payment kar lijiye
Dazy—iski koi jarurat nahi hai…mai pay kar dungi…..aur tujhse vasul bhi lungi kisi din..iske document mujhe de dena
Mai—ok mai chalta hu
Dazy kuch aur kahti mai piche dekha to sona vaha se ja chuki thi..mai jaldi se bahar aakar dekha to vo gusse se parking area ki taraf ja rahi thi....mai jaldi se bhag kar udhar gaya
Mai—sona ruk to jara yaar.....arey vo madam ki majak karne ki adat hai
Sona (gusse se)—mai ghar ja rahi hu...chhodo mujhe....mummy sahi kahti hain tum sach me bigad gaye ho
Mai—arey aisa vaisa kuch bhi nahi hai...chalo class me chalte hain
Sona—mujhe nahi padhna yaha aur ab tum bhi nahi padhoge yaha par
Mai—arey yaar ye bahut mast college hai
Sona (gusse me)—ha..ha..tumhe to mast lagega hi na…..jis college ki principal hi aisi ho us college ki baki ladkiya kaisi hogi…?..pata nahi aur kitno ke sath muh kala kar chuke ho
Mai—dekh mai andar ja raha hu…tujhe aana hai to aa nahi to teri marzi jo chahe kar…aur mai tujhe itna hi bura lagta hu na to koi achcha sa ladka apne liye dekh aue uske sath shadi kar ke settle ho ja.. good bye
Mai use vahi chhod kar canteen me aa gaya…jaha ragging chalu thi joro se…kuch logo ki bahas mere friends se ho rahi thi
Mai—arey kya hua tum log khade kyo ho…?
Kaith—adi..ye log hamari ragging le rahe hain
Mai—koun ..?
"Ye chikne chal idhar aa"....kisi ladki ne kaha
Maine ghum kar dekha to vaha par 4 ladkiya aur 5 ladko ka ek group khada tha...jinme se ek ladke ki bahas Franklin se ho rahi thi...jabki baki daniel aur julia se bahas me uljhe huye the...tabhi kisi ne mere kandhe par piche se hath rakha..to maine palat ke dekha to ek ladka tha
Ladka—kyo...tere samajh me nahi aata kya...bahra hai... ?
Mai—hath hata….
Ladka (jor se)—kya…kya…phir se bol sunayi nahi diya
Mai—chattaakkkkk…….ab sunayi diya ki nahi….mujhe dubara bolne ki adat bilkul nahi hai
Vo ladka jise maine jor se thappad mara vo sidhe dusri table par jakar gira….uske kaan se khoon bahne laga…apne sathi ke sath ki halat dekh kar uss group ke sabhi ladke aur ladkiya meri taraf aa gaye
Ladki 1—(gusse me) teri itni himmat ki tune mere friend par hath uthaya
Mai—usne mere sath badatzmizi ki….aur mujhe badatmiz log bilkul pasand nahi hain
Ladka 2—tu to aaj gaya…ab tu is college me nahi padh sakta
Mai—kyo..ye tere baap ka college hai
Ladka 2—mere baap par jata hai…teri to
Mai—chattttakkkkkkk……ab bata ye tere baap ka college hai
Ladki 1 (gusse me)—tu to gaya ab…ab tujhe koi nahi bacha sakta…
Mai—jyada chabad chabad ki na to yahi jinda dafna dunga tujhe bhi…samjhi..chal bhag yaha se
Ladki 2—tu shayad janta nahi ki ye koun hai….?..agar ye chah legi to tu is college to kya is city ke kisi bhi college me tera admission nahi hoga….samjha…
Daniel (dhire se)—adii ye john ki bahan hai…aliza
Mai—ohhhhh….to ye baat hai….sorry ….sorry…bahut badi galti ho gayi mujhse…madam ji…boliye kya karna hai mujhe
Ladka 3—chal be sale…..shirt utar apni
Mai—chatttaakkkkk…..mujhe badatzmiz log bilkul pasand nahi hain abhi bataya tha na aur dubara bolne ki adat bhi nahi hai…mera khyal hai ab to sabko samajh me aa gaya hi hoga
Ladki 1 (aliza-gusse me)—ab tu yaha nahi padh sakta…..aur na hi sahi salamat ja sakta yaha se
Mai—vaise yahi galti kuch din pahle tere bhai ne bhi ki thi mere sath.....ek baar usse bhi puch le ki mai yaha padhunga ki nahi
Meri baat sunte hi sabke muh ek dam shock se khule rah gaye...bache huye dono ladke jo meri oor aage aa rahe the vahi se dokadam piche khisak gaye
Mai—apna ye muh band kar lo nahi to kouwa (cock) aakar beet kar dega..
Aliza (gusse se)—tune mere bhai john ko maraaaaa……ruk achcha hua tu mil gaya…abhi batati hu tujhe
Aliza kisi ko phone karne lagi…shayad apne baap ko….vo phone par mujhe maarne ke liye kisi ko bol rahi thi tabhi vaha sona aa gayi aur
Sona (gusse se)—chattttaakkkk…..tu maregi mere adi ko…hnnn…thahar pahle mujhse to nipat le
Sona ne aate hi aliza ko ek jor dar tamacha uske lal gulabi gaalo par chipka diya...jisse aliza niche farsh par gir gayi
Sona ki dekha dekhi julia aur margret bhi baki ladkiyo se bhid gayi aur unki utha patak hone lagi...ab aliza bhala sona ka jaduyi hath kaha se bardast karti use kuch hi der me sona ne adhmari halat me kar diya...maine jaldi se jakar use khich ke alag kiya
Sona—chhod mujhe...ye maarne ki baat karti hai tumhe...
Mai—jane bhi de na ab...unki vaise bhi bahut dhunayi ho chuki hai...chalo re ab ghar chalo...aaj ki class attend ho gayi
Franklin aur daniel ne tab tak julia aur margret ko pakad kar alag kiya.....hum vaha se jane hi vale the ki tabhi vaha dan danati huyi 10-15 gadiya aa gayi
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