Update 111
Dada ji ne Koyal ke saath khub mazaa kiya aur udhar se weh chaaron wapas aaye dada aur koyal ke paas maze lutkar. Aur wahan se sab wapas gaye farm house. Program to kiya gaya tha ke iss raat ko sab saath mein kareinguey magar sab itne thak gaye the ke kissi ek ne bhi nahin kiya Sarjoo aur usske maa ke ilawa. Han inn donon ne raat ko khub eysh kiya. Sarjoo apne maa ko jitna der ho sakah leta raha raat bhar jab tak soya nahin baaki sab behaal gehri neendh mein pade the……
Aaj chalein kuch aur dekhte hein iss parivaar ke bare mein.
Sab ko yaad hoga ke Dhanand ki patni, Ramesh ki patni, inn donon bahuwon ke bare mein keise sasur se taalukaat bane yeh sab abhi tak zikr nahin kiya gaya hai. Aur phir kab aur keise donon bhaiyon mein apne apne patni ke adli badli (swapping) kab aur keise shuru huwi inn sab ke bare mein bhi abhi tak details mein kuch nahin bataya gaya hai. To dosto kuch dinon tak ya ho sakta hai kuch hafton tak hum sab Paayal aur Koyal ko bhool kar kuch saal pehle jaate hein jahan Dhanand ki patni nayi naveli dulhan bankar iss ghar mein aayi thi aur jab uss waqt Dhanand ka baap ziada jawaan tha aur woh ghar ki pehli bahu thi!
Padmini ke bare mein to aap sab jaan chuke hein. Woh to dusri bahu thi jissko budhe ne khud pehle chod diya tha aur apne Ramesh bête se usski shaadi karwaya tha, to Poonam ke saath keise sasur ka saath bana? Chalo ab yeh dekhte hein. Poonam ki jism bahuwon mein sab se ziada bada hai, bada chaati, bada gaand, bada kaandha. Usski gaal par hansne se ek dimple padta hai. Ziada gori nahin aur ziada sawnli bhi nahin balke thik mixed rang ki hai. Jinn dinon Dhanand ki baat chal raha tha Poonam se shaadi ke liye unn dinon Dhanand apne maa ko chodta tha! Han wohi jo aaj Sarjoo ki dadi hai, woh bhi kamaal ki chiz thi aur apne beton mein sirf Dhanand ke saath yeh talukaat tha. Dhanand sab se bada beta tha uss ghar ka, aur maa ko uss se sab se ziada lagaaw tha.
Ab inn donon maa beta mein kab aur keise shuru huwi woh mamooli si baat thi. Dhanand ek din khub nashe mein ghar wapas aya tha jab koyi 24 saal ka nawjawaan tha aur maa ussi waqt naha kar nikal rahi thi, aur apne kamre ke taraf jaa rahi thi aur Dhanand maa ke peeche gaya aur kamre mein nashe ke haalat mein maa ko nanga karke bistar par leta diya kyunke koyi bhi ghar mein nahin tha uss waqt. Maa ziada umar ki nahin thi kyun ke uss zamane mein sabhi ladkiyon ki shaadi 13 se 16 saal ki umar mein ho jaati thi. To uss waqt Dhanand ki maa sirf 39 years ki thi- jawaan 3 beton ki maa, aur upar se usska pati yane dhanand ka baap bada chodne wala jisske bare mein bahuwon ne kayi baar batein kiye hein ke usska lawda beton se kahin behtar hai chudwane ke liye- to sochne ki baat hai ke Dhanand ki maa ko uss baali umar se teen mardon ki maa banane tak kia kia kamaal kiya hoga chodne mein…..
To huwa yeh tha unn dinon ke Dhanand ka baap tha to rangila hi aur dusre awraton ke chakkar mein tab bhi rehta tha. Woh mashoor tha aur unn ke beton ko aur patni ko bhi pata tha ke pata nahin kahan kahan kitne awraton ko woh chodta rehta hai mohalle mein. Usska lawda special tha iss liye awratein uss se chudwana bahot passand karte the… aur baton baton mein mohalle ke awraton ko pata chal gaya tha ke Girjanand (Dhanand ka baap) ka lawda bada mazedaar hai to sabhi awraton ko uss se shudwane ka shawkh laga rehta tha unn dinon…. Koyi bhi eisa ghar nahin hoga mohalle mein unn dinon jiss ki ghar ki awrat ki choot mein Girjanand ka lund na ghussa ho!
To iss liye ke woh weisa tha to usski patni ne usske harkaton ko sochte huwe apne bête se chudwane mein aanaa kaani nahin kiya aur Dhanand ko khud ko chodne diya…. Usska ka naam tha Kalawati. Kalawati uss zamane ki behad khub surat awrat thi. Dusre mardon ko ussko kabhi zaroorat nahin padi thi kyunke Girjanand ke paas jo awzaar tha woh usske liye kaafi tha par jab teen bachche ki maa ban gayi aur Geerjanand baahar munh maarne laga aur idhar jawaan mard beta hi ussko bistar par letaya to who let gayi…… Ab ghar ke andar eise baat kitne dinon tak chup sakta hai? Halaan ke Dhanand ne nashe ke haalat mein pehli baar maa ko bistar par legaya tha, magar usske baad maa ne khud Dhanand ko apni taraf khincha Girjanand ki ghair haaziri mein. To donon maa beta khub mawj masti karne lage jab bhi weh ghar mein akele hote the aur ek din donon chod rahe the bilkool mast the nange maa ki bistar par jab Girjanand ghar aa ponhcha aur unn donon ko pata bhi nahin chala! Girjanand ne sab dekha phir bhi andekha kar diya. Kissi se kuch nahin kaha ussne. Baat ko apne tak hi rakha aur Jab dhanand ki shaadi ki baat chali to Girjanand ne khud se kaha, “Ab dekhunga mazaa beta, tu meri patni ko chodta hai ab main ne teri patni ke choot mein apna awzaar nahin ghuseda to main tera baap nahin!”
Dhanand ki shaadi huwi jab who 25 saal ka huwa. Yane ek saal pehle se apni maa ko chodta tha. Jab Poonam ghar mein aayi to ussne apni maa ko thoda bahot neglect to kiya kyun ke nayi choot jo mil gaya tha ussko. Girjanand tamasha dekhta gaya mahinon tak phir dhire dhire bahu ke kareeb ata gaya…. Poonam se eise eise batein karta, usski kapdon ke taarif karta, kuch na kuch usske liye hamesha kharidta rehta, kissi na kissi tarike se Poonam ko khush rakhta sasur. Khud to jawaan tha, 42 year ka tha, aur Poonam 18 ki thi. Koyi 3 mahinon tak Sirf baton aur tohfe se Poonam ka dil jeeta sasur ne.
Phir 3 mahine ke baad ek din jab Poonam baahar kapde dho rahi thi nal ke paas pathar par, to Girjanand ussko dekh raha tha saamne khade huwe….. Poonam ne sirf ek tight blouse aur ek skirt jo usske thik ghutnon ke neeche tak aate the pehni thi ussne uss waqt. Ab jabke woh jhuk kar kapde ko pathar par ragadh rahi thi dhone ke liye to zaahir hai ke usski chuchiyan choti si tang choli mein hilte huwe nazar arahe the aur saamne se Girjanand luft le raha tha. Poonam ko pata tha ke woh saamne khada ussko dekh raha hai magar ussne bilkool nahin socha ke woh usski jism ko nihaar raha hai kyunke unn 3 mahinon mein woh bilkool kareeb agaye the magar Poonam ke dil mein koyi bhi eisi weisi baat nahin thi uss waqt. Woh to sirf Girjanand ko pata tha ke woh kia chahta tha Poonam se.
Poonam kapde ko dhote waqt ekaat baar apne haath se apne baalon ko piche kar rahi thi, uss dawraan ek nazar sasur ko dekh jaati thi muskurate huwe. To ek baar jab woh ruki apne baalon ko apne chehre se piche ke taraf karne ko to saamne se sasur ne kaha, “Ek baat bolun Poonam?” Poonam ne araam se kaha, “kia” To muskurate huwe sasur ne kaha, “tum bahot hi khubsurat ho!” Poonam ko hanssi aayi aur hanste huwe jawaab diya, “kyun ji? Kyun aaj aap ko main khub surat dikh rahi hoon?” Sasur ne kaha, “Pata nahin magar jiss jagah se iss waqt main tumko dekh raha hoon tum apsara lag rahi ho Poonam!” Poonam sar jhukaaye huwe pathar par kapde ko dhoti gayi muskurate huwe phir khud apne choli ne andar jhank kar dekha Poonam ne to khayaal aya ke sasur ko sab nazar araha hoga….
To ussi waqt mann hi mann Poonam ne socha, ‘kia sasur ji mere badan ko dekh kar kaha ke main khub surat lag rahi hoon?” Aur usska chehra laal hogaya sharam ke mare aur ek teerchi nazar se jhankne ki koshishs kiya ussne ke, kia sasur usski chuchiyon ke dekh rahe hein magar nahin dekh paayi… to ussne enkhon ko upar uthate huwe ek ada se sasur ko phir ek baar dekha, iss baar bahane se ke sar ke baal ko peeche kar rahi hai jab uss waqt baal chehre par aya hi nahin tha, Phir Poonam ne halke se apni choli ko upar ke taraf uthaya take chuchiyan dhak jaaye…. Aur sasur ne usski sabhi harkaton ka khub khayaal kiya aur ussko maloom tha ke woh usske chehre mein dekhna chahti hai… ek natkhat muskaan ke saath woh Poonam ko ghurre jaa raha tha iss intezaar mein ke Poonam kuch aur kahein…..
Magar Poonam ne sirf sasur ke enkhon mein ek baar dekha phir chehre ko pathar kar kar diye….. Poonam ka dil zoron se dhadakne laga aur sharam se paani paani ho gayi, usske samajh mein nahin araha tha ke kia karein….. Aur ahiste ahiste sasur chal kar uss ke kareeb aya aur dhire usske kaanon mein kaha, “mat chupao, woh dikhane ki cheez hai, hum mardon par kuch to taras khao, dekhne do dil bahot khush ho jata hai ri Poonam.” Poonam yeh sunkar jeise usske saamne andhera chaa gaya turant mudhkar ussne piche dekha ke kahin kissi ne suna ya dekha to nahin tab sasur ne kaha, “Koyi nahin hai, sirf tum aur main hoon ghar par aaj…. Teri saas market gayi huwi hai, tera pati kaam par, main iss intezaar mein hoon ke kab tu kapdon ka dhona khatam kare aur hum donon ghar ke andar chalein…..” Poonam ke chehre ka rang badal gaya aur sehmi si awaaz mein boli, “Pita ji yeh keisi batein kar rahe ho aap, eise batein aap ko shobha nahin deta, gunde mawaali eise batein kiya karte hein aap to eise baatein mat kijiye!” Sasur ne hanste huwe kaha, “Achah? Kia kabhi kissi mawali ne tumse eise batein kiya hein?” Poonam ne na mein sar hillaya. To sasur ne kaha, to tumko keise pata ke weh log eise batein karte hein?” To Poonam ne kaha ke raaste mein chalte waqt ussne suna hai.
To be continued……………………….