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UPDATE*43

Sona—chhod mujhe...ye maarne ki baat karti hai tumhe...

Mai—jane bhi de na ab...unki vaise bhi bahut dhunayi ho chuki hai...chalo re ab ghar chalo...aaj ki class attend ho gayi

Franklin aur daniel ne tab tak julia aur margret ko pakad kar alag kiya.....hum vaha se jane hi vale the ki tabhi vaha dan danati huyi 10-15 gadiya aa gayi

Ab aage...........

Ground me aate hi un gadiyo se gunde nikalne lage.....koi hockey stick liye to koi hath me talwar liye huye....sabhi sidhe canteen ki hi aa rahe the...

Aliza—ab dekhti hu tum logo ko…..kaise bach ke jate ho…?

Mai—dekhiye Miss Aliza hum yaha padhne aaye hain…..behtar hoga ki ye ladayi jhadge ka rasta chhod do….khud padho aur hame bhi padhne do….

Aliza—ye college mere baap ka hi hai…samjha…yaha vahi padh sakta hai jise mai chahu

Daniel—adi…chal mafi mang lete hain..yaar....ye stephen hai....ye karate champion hai

Kaith—ha..adi...ye bahut log hain...hum kuch nahi kar sakte

Franklin—mai tere sath hu..adi...4-5 ko to thikane laga hi dunga

Tab tak vo log bhi vaha aa chuke the….unka jo leader tha vo sidha aliza ke paas pahuch gaya

Stephen—bolo baby….kisne aap par hath uthane ki himmat ki hai…?..abhi uski arthi utha dunga mai

Aliza (meri oor isara kar)—ye….hai….

Stephen (mere paas aakar)—kyo be tujhe jyada charbi chadhi hai…..

Mai—arey franklin….ek coffee ka order kar na yaar….sir me dard hone laga hai mere

Stephen (jor se)—mai tere se baat kar raha hu…aur tu coffee manga raha hai..tu janta nahi ki mai koun hu... ?

Mai—kitna time lagega coffee me.... ?

Stephen (mere kandhe ko pakad)—tu mujhe pagal samajhta hai…?..abhi tere kaan ka ilaz karta hu..

Daniel (uske aage hath jod)—jane do na bhai…galti ho gayi..

Stephen (daniel ko)—chattaakkkk…..sale galti ho gayi….ab mai batata hu tum sab ko stephen kya cheez hai

Aliza aur uski friends khade ab mushkura rahi thi…..sona aage badhne ko huyi to maine ishare se use rok diya aur margret ko lekar ghar jane ko kaha

Sona ko to sab pata tha ki inse nipatna mere liye mamuli baat hai….vo margret ko bahar khichne lagi lekin vo nahi gayi…daniel ko thappad lagne se mera dimag kharab ho gaya

Mai—hath hata….

Stephen—kyaa bola….phir se bol jaraa…..

Maine ek nazar aliza aur uske friends ki taraf dekha….jinke chehro par ab utsukta ke bhav uttapann hone lage the ki ab mera jawab kya hoga…vaise jawab unhe bhi expected ho gaya tha mere bolne ke lahze se

Mai—chattttaaakkkkkkk

Stephen is thappad se ladkhadate huye niche gir gaya…poora gaal lala pad gaya uska….sabhi sakte me aa gaye…aliza aur uski friends ka to muh hi khula rah gaya

Mai—mujhe dubara bolne ki adat bilkul nahi hai…dubara mat puchhna kabhi..

Stephen ke sathi pahle to shock me rah gaye ki ye kya ho gaya….aisa hone ki unko kya kisi ko bhi ummid nahi thi…jab shock se bahar aaye to mere upar hamla karne doud pade

Stephen (jor se)—ruk jaoooo…..koi aage nahi ayega……isne stephen par hath uthaya hai….ab ye mera case hai….piche hat jao sab….

Uske sabhi gunde piche ho gaye….stephen khada hokar phir se mere paas aane laga…franklin cofee le aaya tha to mai vahi pine laga…lekin pine se pahle hi stephen ne hath mar ke use gira diya

Stephen—tune mujh par hath uthaya….harami ki aula…………kad..kad..kad…. aaaaaahhhhhhhh….. aaaaaaaaaahhhhh

Stephen coffee gira ke jaise hi mujhe marne ke liye hath uthaya gali bakte huye..maine uska hath pakad ke jor se ghuma diya..jisse uske hath kihaddi kande ki jad se toot gayi…aur dard se chillane laga

Mai—gali deta hai…kutta kahi ka…..

Maine use gireban se pakad keghaiste huye kitchen me lage chalu gas stove me uska sir jor se rakh diya….

Stephen (jor se)—aaaaaaaaaaa……..aaaaaaaa…..bachaoooooooo……bachaaaooooooooo…aaaaaaaa

Poora college vaha jama ho chuka tha…..maximum students mujhe john wale case se janne lage the dazy bhi mujhe ishare se chup rahne ko kah rahi thi..lekin mera to mood off ho chuka tha

Stephen ke gunde ab mujhe marne ke liye toot pade…maine stephen ko utha ke unke upar hi phek diya stephen ke sar ke poore baal jal gaye the jinki durgandh poore canteen me phail gayi thi…sar se khoon bah raha tha..abhi bhi vo dard se chhat pata raha tha

Stephen ke unke upar girne se samne aa rahe gunde bhi uske sath niche gir gaye….maine paas me rakha gas cylinder utha ke uski nob khol di aur hath me machis utha liya

Ye dekhte hi sabki jaan halak me atak gayi…..poora dahsat ka mahoul paida ho gaya….sabhi ke bech afra tafri mach gayi….sab apni jaan bachane ke chakkar me jitna jaldi ho sake college se bahar ki oor bhagne lage

Students hi nahi…vo gunde bhi apne hathiyar phek kar jaldi se gadi me baith vaha se khisak gaye... stephen ko vahi tadapne ko chhod gaye…aliza to kab ki khisak gayi thi vaha thi chup chap

Sab mujhe pakad ke machis jalane se rokne lage...margret ne mere hath se machis chhen kar bahar phek aayi

Mai (gusse me)—sala gali deta hai....jinda dafna dunga...

Margret—adi..shant...ho jao..sab chale gaye hain…

Mai—ek coffee lana yaar

Franklin—koi hai hi nahi to coffee dega koun….sab to college chhod kar bhag gaye

Sona—ye kya ho gaya tha isko….?

Margret—adi se gali bardast nahi hoti hai....gali padne par vo out of control ho jata hai, bachpan se hi

Kaith—phir to gali dene wale ko bhagwan hi bachaye adi se

Sona—chalo ghar chalte hain ab…

Mai—ise hospital bhijwa do

Franklin—maine uske gali dete hi hospital call kar diya tha aur mariz ka naam bhi likha diya tha bhai.. vo akar utha le jayenge ab chal tu

Hum sab college se ghar nikal gaye…..khana khane ke baad mai jakar apne room me so gaya…sham ko sona ne mujhe uthaya…dinner ke liye

Dad—college me kuch hua tha kya aaj….?

Mai (sona ki oor dekh kar)—kuch nahi dad

Dad—kam se kam mujhe bata to diya kar beta

Urmila—kya hua…? Kya hua college me…?..koi mujhe bhi kuch batayega…?

Sona—kuch nahi mummy ji…aaj pahla din tha na…to ulta ragging ho gayi sabki bas

Dinner khatam karke mai kuch der room me study kiya…phir let kar sone ki koshish karne laga…udhar mummy ke room me

Dad—urmila tumhe kya lagta hai…

Urmila—kis baare me..?

Dad—yahi ki kya hamara adi…margret aur sona ke sath aisa kar sakta hai..jaisa ki vo bol rahi hain…?

Urmila—mai uski maa hu…..ek bete ko uski maa se jyada koi nahi pahchan sakta…..meri parvarish itni bekar nahi hai ki mera beta aisa kuch karega….mujhe malum hai ki sona aur margret jhooth bol rahi hain

Dad—par tum to unka hi favour karti ho….?

Urmila (has kar)—aap nahi samjhoge….ye aurato ki bate hain…vo jhuth bol rahi hain lekin galat nahi hain

Dad—kya matlab….?

Urmila—dono adi se pyar karti hain aur use pana chahti hain….jise jo tarika samajh me aaya mujhe patane ka usne vo apnaya….vaise bhi jung aur pyar me sab jayaz hai

Dad—lekin adi..?..vo to margret ko pasand karta hai lekin kabhi lagta hai ki sona ko…

Urmila—dono ko…..margret uska pyar hai….aur sona ke liye bhi maine uski ankho me fikar dekhi hai

Dad—to uski shadi kisse karogi….?

Urmila—dono se…

Dad—kya…?

Urmila—ha…

Dad—phir to adi beta …tera to kalyan ho gaya…mai ek se hi pareshan hu…tujhe to do do ko jhelna hai

Urmila (ankh dikha kar)—kyaaa kahaa…?

Dad—nahiii…nahii…maine kuch nahi kaha….bhagyawan…so jao

Raat me sote huye achanak mujhe apne pairo me kuch geela geela sa mahsus hua …aisa laga jaise ki koi mere pairo ke paas baith kar ro raha hai chup chap

Ye dekhne ke liye ki koun hai maine apni ankho ko thoda sa khol ke samne dekha to mera dil ro pada mujhe khud par gussa aane laga..kitna galat tha mai

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UPDATE*44


Raat me sote huye achanak mujhe apne pairo me kuch geela geela sa mahsus hua …aisa laga jaise ki koi mere pairo ke paas baith kar ro raha hai chup chap

Ye dekhne ke liye ki koun hai maine apni ankho ko thoda sa khol ke samne dekha to mera dil ro pada mujhe khud par gussa aane laga..kitna galat tha mai

Ab aage…………

Sona mere pairo ke paas baith kar rote huye kuch badbada rahi thi…..mujhe kafi hairat huyi ki din bhar sabko apni ungliyo par nachane wali ye ladki ro kyo rahi hai….?

Mujhe uska rona bahut ajib lag raha tha…mai uski bato ko dhyan dekar sunne laga jo vo rote rote kah rahi thi…poora chehra anshuo se bhiga hua tha

Sona (rote huye)—mujhe maf kar dena adi……aaj tumne gusse me mujhe jane ko kah diya…..galti meri hi hai…mai hi jabardasti tumhare piche padi huyi hu……ye jante huye bhi ki tum margret ko pasand karte ho…

Sona (rote huye)—maine tumhe pane ke liye mummy ji se bhi jhuth bola……unke sachche aur bhole pan ka fayda uthane ka aur maa bete me avishwas paida karne ka ghor maha paap kiya hai…mai tumhare layak nahi hu…mai tumhari aur margret ki zindagi se bahut dur chali jaungi…aaj se mai tumhe shadi karne ke dabav se mukt karti hu

Lekin mai sach kahti hu ye sab maine jaan bujhkar nahi kiya….mai to bas mummy ko shadi ke liye razi karna chahti thi bas….magar anjane me tumhara hi dil dukha baithi…jise apne dil me bithaya uske hi dil ko mere karan thes pahuchi

Sona (rote huye)—mai ye bhul gayi thi ki pyar hasil nahi kiya jata balki pyar to apne aap ho jata hai tumhara pyar mai jabardasti pana chahti thi….lekin aaj tumne jab mujhe kaha ki mai apne liye koi dusra khoj lu to mujhe ehsaas hua ki tum to mujhe chahte hi nahi

Maine mummy ke mann me ek bete ke liye jo vishwas todne ka kaam kiya hai…ab mai hi use theek bhi karungi……mai yaha se kuch gahne mummy ke le ja rahi hu……jisse vo mujhse nafrat aur aap ki baat par phir se vishwas karne lagengi

Adi mere dil me sirf tum ho aur hamesha rahoge…..mai tumhe nahi pa saki to kya tumhari ek photo liye ja rahi hu apne sath…..iske sahare hi mai apni jindagi kaat lungi…..ho sake to mujhe maf kar denaaa..aur ha parilok ke raja tumhi rahoge aur margret maharani….agle mahine dono vahi jakar shadi kar lena.. I Love You adi…..I Love You…very much

Mai sona ki bate sun kar hatprabh rah gaya……ek chanchal aur shokh pari ke andar itna sundar dil bhi hai…mujhe ab malum pada

Mai aaj tak use apne sar par jabardasti ka bojh maan ke pareshan rahta tha…vo kewal naam ka hi nahi sach much ka sona nikla

Maine hi to use shadi ka vachan diya tha…jise mujhe apna kartavya samajh ke nibhana chahiye use mai majburi maanta raha….maine soch liya ki mai use uske hisse ka pyar dunga

Mai use samjhane ke liye jaise hi apni soch se bahar aaya to use dekhne laga kintu vo to kab ki ja chuki thi…mere mann me bechaini si hone lagi…

Bahar aakar maine use khojne ki koshish ki is ummid me ki shayad abhi yahi kahi ho vo lekin mujhe kahi nahi mili….mai usi bechaini ki halat me room me aa gaya aur chup chap let gaya

Mai apne aap ko bahut chhota mahsus karne laga….jab meri bechaini had se jyada badhne lagi …to maine apni ankhe band karke dhyan lagane laga khud ke ashant mann ko shant karne ke liye

Dhyan me leen hote hi mujhe mere antarmann me gurudev ashtavakra ki mridul awaz sunayi padi…

Gurudev—ankhe kholo putra

Mai—pranam gurudev

Gurudev—sada kalyan ho vats…..bahut vichlit dikhayi de rahe ho..kya baat hai…?

Mai—gurudev ye kaisi pariksha hai meri…?…mai kuch nirnay nahi kar pa raha hu...kripaya mera marg darshan kare gurudev

Gurudev—bhagwan shiv ko prashnna karke unse gyan prapt karne wala mera shisya itna kamjor aur agyani kaise ban sakta hai…?

Mai—mujhe samjhaiye gurudev

Gurudev—tum aaj tak in shaktiyo ko bojh mante aaye ho….tumne prem ko aaj tak samjha hi nahi… prem use nahi kahte jo badle me apne premi se kuch pane ki lalsa kare…prem tan se nahi mann se hota hai….lekin tumne sirf tan se hi prem kiya hai

Mai—par main to margret se sachcha prem karta hu..gurudev

Gurudev—tumhe malum hote huye bhi ki tumhari saat patniya hogi...ise apne sar pe bojh samajhne lage...samanya manav ke liye to tumhari soch theek hai kintu tum to samanya manav nahi to adi

Gurudev—tumhe shaktiyo ka aur apni patniyo ko jimmedari manna chahiye tha...ye vidhi ka vidhan hai tumhari achchaiyo ke karan tumhe shaktiya mili hain...abhi tum apne purva janam se anbhigya ho

Gurudev—sona aur margret ne jo kiya vo unka haq tha....jise tum jabardasti samajhte ho vastav me vo unka prem tha tumhare prati

Mai—lekin unki is harkat se meri maa mujhe galat samajh rahi hain

Gurudev—putra jab tum apni premikao ke prem ko hi nahi samajh paye to ek maa ke prem ko bhala kaise samajh sakte ho......bramhand me aisi koi shakti nahi hai jo kisi maa se uske aulad ke liye prem chhen sake

Mai—to phir vo unka hi paksh kyo leti hain... ?

Gurudev—kyo ki vo sachche prem ki parakh rakhti hain isliye ....aur jise tum paksh lena kahte ho vastav me vo unka apni putra vadhuo ke liye prem tha na ki tumhare upar avishwas ka dhyotak...prem dene ka naam hai....prem ke badle me prem pane ki kamna to bhogi karte hain yogi nahi......aur tum yogi ho adi

Mai—to mujhe kya karna chahiye gurudev... ?

Gurudev—ye faisla karna tumhara kaam hai... ?..har manushya ka apna dharm alag hota hai...aur tumhara dharma hai sabhi ke kalyan ke vishay me sochna na ki apne hit aur anhit ke baare me sochna ye soch bhogiyo ke liye rahne do...putra...kisi ke pyar ka niradar nahi balki aadar karna sikho

Mai—theek hai gurudev...pranam

Gurudev—yashashwi bhav....jao putra apne dayitva ka nirvahan karo

Gurudev ke antardhyan hote hi mera dhyan bhang ho gaya.....maine phir se apni ankhe band karke sona par khud ko focus karne laga...

Vo mujhe parilok me unhi gufao aur kandarao ke paas baithi dikhi jaha maine aur usne ruk kar raat bitayi thi...vo us jagah ko baar baar chum rahi thi

Mai turant uske paas teleport hokar pahuch gaya....jaha vo baithi thi…jakar piche se baho me kas liya

Mai—ab ye kya nayi nautanki hai….?

Sona (rote huye)—adiiii..tum

Mai—tumhe kaise malum ki ye mai hu... ?

Sona (rote huye)—nahi malum... ?..bas dil ne kaha ki ye sparsh mere adi ka hi hai...

Mai—achcha tabhi chup chap bhag aayi mujhe akele chhod kar... ?

Sona—par tum to so rahe the na...phir yaha kaise..... ?

Mai—nahi malum….bas dil ne kaha…mujhe sona ke paas jana hai…to aa gaya

Sona (gale lag ke rote huye)—mujhe maf kar do adi

Mai—pahle kissi do tab mafi milegi

Sona (has kar)—huunnnn….uuummmmmmmmm

Mai—ab chalo yaha se….mummy ke jagne ka time ho gaya hai….aur mere coffee ka bhi

Mai sona ko lekar vapis ghar aa gaya….use maine apne sath hi lita liya...vo bhi khush hokar so gayi

Udhar aliza ke ghar pahuchne ke baad…….

Aliza (gusse me)—dadddd…..mujhe us adi se badla lena hai..usne poore college ke sabke samne meri beijjati hai

Albert (aliza’s dad)—koun adi…?

Aliza—maine apko call karke bataya to tha…..usne hi bhai ki ye halat ki hai

Albert—maine stephen ko bhej to diya tha…use sabak sikhane ke liye

Aliza—usne apke stephen ko kutte ki tarah sabke samne dho diya……ab apka stephen to mar bhi chuka hoga

Albert (shocked)—whatttttt…..?..stephen ko dho dala……?….very interesting….uske sath jo 40-50 gunde bheje the unka kya hua…..?

Aliza—vo sab usse darr ke dum daba ke bhag gaye

Albert—very interesting……mujhe poori baat batao…

Aliza ne albert ko mirch masala lagakar albert ko story suna di jo bhi aaj college me hua….albert kisi gahri soch me doob gaya….

Albert—very….very interesting person…………..

Aliza—kya interesting interesting laga rakha hai…..mujhe usko college se nikalna hai…sabke samne apka bhi mazak udaya usne…

Albert—most interesting…..mera mazak udaya….

Aliza—ha…..aur jab tak vo college se nahi nikala jata mai college nahi jaungi…..i am feeling very bad..dad

Albert—kya..tum uske darr se college nahi jaogi … interesting….tum chinta mat karo……mai kal hi college aakar use aur principal dono ko bahar karta hu….ok

Aliza—pakka na…..lekin use gali vali mat dena….dur se hi baat karna......poora pagal hai vo

Albert—ab to is pagal se milna hi padega....jo ek pagal ko bhi pagal lag raha hai.....interesting

Aliza—daddddd....

Albert—nahi….nahi….beta…tum nahi vo pagal….ye pagal to mujh jaise interesting person se bhi jyada interesting hai



Subah meri need khuli to mere chehre par mushkurahat aa gayi….sona mujhe lipti huyi abhi bhi so rahi thi….sote huye uske gore mukhde par masumiyat jhalak rahi thi

Mai bhi use dekh kar mand mand mushkurane laga….mujhse nahi raha gaya to maine uske hotho ko halka sa chum liya….sona kasmasa kar apna ek pair mere upar taang kar aur bhi jor se lipat gayi..

Magar meri ye khushi jyada der tak barkarar nahi rah saki…karan mere samne ki chair par mummy coffee ke sath baithe huye mujhe hi ghure ja rahi thi

Maine mummy ko vaha dekh kar hadbadahat me apni gardan idhar udhar hila ke ishare me jataya ki maine kuch nahi kiya hai..

Mummy (ghurte huye)—besharam….bilkul bhi sabra nahi hai….laaz aur sharam to bech khaya hai.. coffee pi lena…mai ja rahi hu

Mummy to chali gayi lekin mujhe shock de gayi….maine sona ko uthaya…aaj uske chehre par khushi ki chamak thi….uth kar vo bahar chali gayi

Mai bhi fresh hokar breakfast kiya….dining table par bhi mummy mujhe hi ghur rahi thi..maine fatafat nasta kiya….kuch der shree didi se baat ki aur phir college jane ko ready ho gaya

Sona ke behaviour me aaj badlav tha….uska vo chul bulapan kahi nazar nahi aa raha tha…thodi der me hamari team bhi aa gayi

Margret aate hi mere gale lag gayi….maine bhi use kiss karke apne pyar ka praman de diya…aur hum sab mil ke college aa gaye

Franklin—chalo aaj se hamari koi ragging lene ke bare me sochega bhi nahi ab

Julia—yesss

Sona—chalo class me chalte hain

Mai—tum log chalo…mai thoda bathroom se aata hu

Mai vaha se chala gaya lekin bathroom ke bahar hi kisi se takra gaya...jise dekhte hi mere chehre par ek mushkan phail gayi

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Franklin—chalo aaj se hamari koi ragging lene ke bare me sochega bhi nahi ab

Julia—yesss

Sona—chalo class me chalte hain

Mai—tum log chalo…mai thoda bathroom se aata hu

Mai vaha se chala gaya lekin bathroom ke bahar hi kisi se takra gaya...jise dekhte hi mere chehre par ek mushkan phail gayi

Ab aage.........

Mai turn hote huye jisse takraya vo aliza thi.....vo mujhse takrate hi niche gir padi…usne uth kar gusse me mujhe marne ke liye hath uthaya hi tha ki uski nazar mere upar gayi....uske hath vahi ruk gaye

Uski shakal dekhne layak ho gayi…ghumkar usne apne aaju baju dekha aur phir piche hatne lagi...mai uske paas jane laga

Aliza (ghabrate huye)—dekho galtii tumhari thi…..dekho aage mat badhna….mai chilla dungi

Mai—hihihi....kal to bach gayi thi….ab kaha jaogi..bach ke…hihihihi

Mai mazak me jaise hi apna hath uski tarf karne laga dhire dhire...usne baith kar mere hath ke niche se nikal aise bhagi vaha se jaise kutte ke sar se sing.....mere chehre par ek mushkan aa gayi

Mere fresh hokar aane ke baad hum sab class me chale gaye….hum apni fav last bench par jake baith gaye…thodi der me ek madam aayi class lene

Madam ko dekhte hi daniel ne apni adat ke mutabik uski khubsurti ki tarif kar kar ke hame pareshan karne laga

Daniel—wow….kya mast madam hai..yaar …iski class to mai roj attend karunga….

Franklin—tu phir shuru ho gaya

Daniel—arey ek baar iska pichhwada to dekh...kitna jabardast hai

Franklin—ja..jakar chat le…..teri nazar jab dekho har ladki ke pichhwade par hi rahti hai

Daniel—kya karu...meri fav dish hai yaar vo

Mai chup chap baitha uski bakwas sunta raha…..madam ne jab class me kuch naye logo ko dekha to intro dene ko kaha….sab apna intro bari bari se dene lage….lekin jaise hi hamari team par uski nazar gayi to vo bhi thoda darne lagi

Madam—achcha tum log bhi isi class me ho….bade hi honhar bachche ho….tum logo ko college me koun nahi janta…

Usne hame bitha kar chup chap padha kar nikal gayi vaha se….next period me jab kafi time tak koi professor nahi aaya to hum canteen aa gaye

Lagbhag poora college hi hamare group koab pahchanne laga tha….canteen pahuchte hi canteen boy ne hamare bina kuch kahe hi coffee mere samne rakh di

Franklin—wah…tujhe bin mange hi mil gaya

Daniel—jaise do do biwiya mil gayi

Mai—chup karo yaar ab……

Udhar principal cabin me albert akar dazy ki class le raha tha

Albert—yaha college me meri beti ke sath marpeet huyi....mere bete ko tumhare rahte hospital me jana pada...kya action liya tumne.... ?…tum bilkul interesting nahi ho

Dazy—sir…mai us samay college me nahi thi

Albert—mai kuch nahi janta….us ladke ko college se bahar karo

Dazy—sir…maine usko warning de di hai….ab vo aisa nahi karega

Albert—tumhe bahut interest hai us ladke par….interesting….bulao use yaha

Dazy—maine use samjha diya hai sir

Albert—mujhe us interesting ladke se milna hai…bulao

Dazy—yes sir

Mai abhi canteen me baitha hua tha ki peon ne akar mujhe bataya ki principal ne bulaya hai ..maine aane ka kah ke use vapis bhej diya

Franklin—principal ne kyo bulaya hoga….?

Margret—kal ke bare me warning deni hogi

Mai—mai jake dekhta hu..kya baat hai…..?

Sona—mai bhi chalu... ?

Mai—nahi...

Mai unke pass se dazy ke cabin me aa gaya..

Mai—aapne mujhe bulaya madam

Dazy—ohh tum aa gaye...inse milo ..ye hain albert...aliza ke father aur is college ke trustee

Mai—hello sir

Albert—to vo interesting admi tum ho…..btw tumhe darr nahi laga ki vo albert ki beti hai ye jankar

Mai—maarne ke kiye darr kaisa….himmat chahiye

Albert—interesting......vaise tum mr. anand rajvansh ke bete aditya ho na shayad

Mai—ji ha….

Dazy (shock)—sir, aap ise kaise jante hain…aur adi tumne kabhi bataya nahi ki tum itne bade admi ke bete ho…..?

Albert—tum beech me mat bolo….tum bilkul interesting nahi ho

Dazy—mai to bas

Albert—dekh nahi rahi ki do interesting admi kitni interesting baate kar rahe hain

Mai—kahiye mujhse kya chahte hain.... ?

Albert—dekho ..jo kuch bhi hua..apne bachcho ki taraf se mai mafi chahta hu…dono bachpan me hi unki maa ke pyar ke bina pale badhe hain to thoda bigad gaye hain….

Mai—its ok uncle...mai to khud bhi ye bewajah ki ladayi nahi chahta..

Albert—ok..and thanks beta....vaise tum kafi interesting ho...poora college hi khali kara diya

Mai—aap bhi kam interesting nahi ho

Albert—aao kabhi hamare ghar bhi aao…khub jamegi jab do interesting admi mil baith kar dher sari interesting bate karenge

Mai—ohh…sure

Mai unse milke bahar aa gaya…mujhe aliza ke father kafi interesting admi lage….ek do peroid attend karke hum ghar lout gaye…

Aaj ka din badhiya gaya…margret aur sona dono ne aaj jyada tang nahi kiya…mai sidhe jakar so gaya.. tabhi mujhe kuch dikhayi diya

Ek sunsan jagah par shmashan me kuch log baith kar koi tantrik kriya kar rahe hain…..vaha ki jagah dekh kar hi aisa lag raha tha jaise ki kisi ka aana jana yaha par pata nahi kab se na hua ho

Unki kriya karne ki jagah par kayi masum bachcho ko behoshi ki halat me bandhak bana ke rakha gaya tha…un masum bachcho ki age lagbhag 5-6 saal ke aas paas lag rahi thi

Shmashan ke charo oor manav haddiyo ki boundry lagayi gayi thi…..aur har haddi ke upar ek nar mund (khopdi) rakha hua tha…

Kriya ki jagah se kuch duri par ek nadi bah rahi thi jiska pani poori tarah se khoon jaise lal rang ka tha aur aas paas ke sabhi pedo par ek ek nar kankal latak raha tha

Kriya karte huye vo tantrik kuch mantra padh kar samne jal rahe agni kund me ahutiya dalte ja rahe the unko ye kriya karte karte bahut samay vyateet ho chuka tha kintu unki ye kriya abhi bhi jari thi

Raat gahri ho chuki thi….ghor andhakar charo taraf phail chuka tha….kriya karte huye achanak unme se ek tantrik khushi se chilla utha..

Tantrik 1—hahaha…akhirkar wo ghadi aa hi gayi….bali dene ka samay ho gaya….jao un bachcho ko le aao…aaj meri barso ki mehnat kamyab ho jayegi….hahaha

Tantrik 2—jo agya…

Dhire dhire un masum bachcho ko ek ek karke us bali vedi ke samip lita diya gaya….us tantrik ne pahle kuch mantra padh ke un bachcho ko hosh me laya

Hosh me aate hi vo masum bachche jor jor se rone bilakhne lage….lekin unme se kisi ko bhi un sukumar masumo par daya nahi aa rahi thi

Tantrik 1—jao…ek ek karke sabhi ki bali chadha do….hahahaha

Aur phir ek ne jaise hi ek rote bilakhte masum bachche ke upar prahar karne ke liye apne hath upar uthaye…..

"Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiii………….."

"Adiiiiii……kya hua beta……itna jor se kyo chillaya….koi bua sapna dekha kya"

Maine palat ke dekha to mummy mere paas aake mere sar me hath pher rahi thi….iska matlab ye mai sapne me dekh raha tha….mera poora badan pasine se lath path ho chuka tha

Ankhe gusse se ekdam lal ro rahi thi…..saanse dhounkni ki tarah tez chal rahi thi….apni ankhe band karke mai tez chalti saanso ko niyantrit karne laga

Urmila—kya hua adi…hunnn

Mai—kuch nahi mummy……ek bhayanak sapna tha…..aap tension mat lo…i’m fine

Urmila—kaise tension na lu…….tu to meri jaan hai pagle…tera hriday ek maa ka nahi hai na….uski aulad ko jara si kharoch bhi lag jaye to use apne dil par katar lagne jaisi chot mahsus hone lagti hai

Mai—ohh..mummy…you are so sweet

Urmila—chal aaja dinner kar le…

Mai—ok mom..mai aata hu

Mummy mere sar ko chum kar chali gayi….aur mai phir se us sapne ke bare me sochne laga

Mai (mann me)—ye kaisa bhayanak sapna tha….ye mujhe kyo dikhayi diya….kya ye koi haqiqat me ghatne wali ghatna hai ya sirf ek bura khwab.... ?..shree ke bare me bhi to aisi hi khwab aate the.. ? to kya is sapne ka talluk bhi bhavishya se hai….?..mai kaise pata lagau is sapne ki sachchayi kya hai..?

"Adi beta aa jao…dinner kar lo….."mummy ne phir se awaz lagayi….to main apne mann ke in khyalo ko jhatak kar fresh hoke niche dinner karne chala gaya

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UPDATE*46

Dinner kar ke mai room me aa gaya….kuch shree didi ke sath bate ki phir usi khwab ke bare me sochne laga.. tabhi sona bhi aa gayi room me

Mai—tum yaha…?

Sona—to kaha jau... ?...kahi aur soungi to mummy doubt karengi

Mai—theek hai..apne jadu se ek alag bed bana lo aur usme so jao

Sona—kya mai itni buri hu…?

Mai—pagal baat wo nahi hai….mai shadi se pahle khud par control rakhna chahta hu

Sona—mai ek kinare leti rahungi na....bilkul bhi disturb nahi karungi tumhe

Mai—nahi

Sona—akele mujhe need nahi ayegi

Mai—to kya mai lori sunaunga jo mere sath need aa jayegi

Sona—tumhare sath sone ki adat ho gayi hai

Mai—achcha char din me tumhari adat ho gayi

Sona—ab ho gayi to mai kya kar sakti hu

Mai—theek hai..ek kinare chup chap so jao…aur mujhe tang mat karna

Sona—bilkul nahi karungi

Mai—ok let jao

Sona—thanks

Sona aakar mere bagal me let gayi…aur main soch me dub gaya…ki us sapne ki haqiqat kya hai..?

Mai (mann me)—is sapne ka kya matlab ho sakta hai…?…agar wo future me hone wali ghatna hai to mai kaise usko rok sakta hu…?..mai to us jagah ke bare me janta tak nahi….mujhe har ek baat par gour se dhyan dena hoga itna to confirm hai ki vo jagah ek shmashan hai jo kisi jungle ke aas paas hai….aisi lal pani ki nadi bhi maine kahi nahi dekhi na suni….andheri raat..matlab..

Mai—sona….

Sona—hunnnn

Mai—ye kya kar rahi ho tum….?

Dar asal sona apne lanhge ko kamar tak chadha kar rakhi thi jisse uski gori gori mansal janghe dikhayi de rahi thi aur mera mann vichlit hone laga tha uska aisa beparda roop youvan dekh kar

Sona—kya kar rahi hu..? kuch bhi to nahi kar rahi ab main…

Mai—niche kar..niche kar isko....

Sona—kya niche kar du...mujhe to kuch bhi samajh me nahi aa raha hai….tum hi khud kar do…mujhe to kuch pata bhi nahi

Mai—tumne to kaha tha ki tang nahi karogi...phir ye kya hai... ?..lahga niche kar apna

Sona—achcha lahnga.....vo na mere pairo me bahut khujli ho rahi hai aaj…piche bhi ho rahi hai...adi tum thoda khujla do na

Mai—ohh kya musibat hai....ye sab natak band karo….aur ye lo apne upar chadar daal lo phir karti rahi jo karna hai

Sona—chadar me garmi lagti hai

Mai—to ek kaam kar bathroom me jakar kar le..khujli

Sona—tum apne hath se kar do na….

Mai—chal bhag yaha se

Sona—achcha....achcha...ye lo kar liya niche ab khush...hunnnn

Mai—sona

Sona—ab kar lu upar

Mai—chhiiii....faltu baat nahi....achcha ek baat bata

Sona—kya..... ?

Mai—ye lal pani ki nadi kaha par hai..... ? aur raat andheri kab hoti hai.... ?

Sona—pahle mere khujlao tab bataungi

Mai—phir rahne de tu......(kuch der baad)...sona bata na

Sona—pahle meri baat mano tab

Mai (jhalla kar)—achcha batao kaha khujana hai.. ?

Sona—apna hath do...mai jaha jaha tumhara hath le jau..tum khujlate jana

Mai—theek hai ye pakdo mera hath…ab batao

Sona—andheri raat to kewal amavas ki hoti hai ..kyo…?

Mai—ye…kya ..kya kar rahi hai tu....chhod mera hath

Mai sona se jab bato me vyast ho gaya to usne mera hath apni jangho me firate huye panty ke upar mera hath ferne lagi

Sona—mujhe kyo daant rahe ho…tumhi ne to puchha tha ki lal pani ki nadi kaha hai…

Mai—teri to…mai isnadi ki baat nahi kar raha hu...pagal

Sona—mujhe jo malum tha maine bata diya....ab mujhe sone do

Mai—ha..ha..tu so hi ja to jyada better hai..ram…..ram…kaha kaha hath le jati hai ye ladki

Sona—hunnn…

Mai (mann me)—amavas ki raat matlab aaj se theek teen din baad…..mujhe kaise bhi karke pata karna hi hoga.. mujhe un masum bachcho ko har haal me bachana hai......subah dhyan me us jagah ke bare me focus karunga

Ye soch kar mai bhi so gaya....agle din sona uth kar jaldi ja chuki thi...mai fresh hokar dhyan me baith gaya aur us jagah ke bare me sochne laga

Mujhe dhyan me sirf ek jagah hi dikhayi de rahi thi….ek sun san gaon…jisme koi nahi rahta…..iske aage mai kuch bhi nahi dekh pa raha tha

Maine kayi baar dhyan lagaya lekin har baar usi gaon me aakar mera dhyan toot jata…..mai samajh gaya mere safar ka pahla padav yahi par hoga…shayad isi jagah se mere aage jane ka marg prashast ho

Phir dhyan se uth kar maine break fast kiya….mere sath aaj sona nahi baithi thi

Mai—kya hua aaj ise college nahi jana kya…?

Urmila—tu kha le pahle….badi hi sanskari ladki hai….bolti hai pati ke khane ke baad hi khaungi

Ye sunte hi nasta mere gale me hi atak gaya….mujhe hichki aate dekh sona ne pani ka glass aage badha diya

Sona—lijiye pani pi lijiye

Urmila—dhyan se kha beta

Mai (pani pite huye)—bas maa pet bhar gaya

Dad—aaj kal tu morning walk bhi karne nahi jata.....kitna sota hai....tujhse achchi to meri bahu hai...aaj usne mujhe company di

Mai (mann me)—lagta hai isne koi nayi nautanki chalu kar di ab

Mai—mai kal se chalunga dad

Sona—mai utha diya karungi

Mai—nahi...nahi..mai khud uth jaunga.....

Mai vaha se bhag kar apne room aakar college ke liye ready hua aur phir friend mandli aane ke baad college nikal gaye

Margret—adi…aaj kal tum mujh par bilkul dhyan nahi de rahe ho

Mai—tumne maa ke samne ye jabardasti karne wali ulti sidhi jhuthi shikayat kyo ki..... ?

Margret—to kya karti... ? tumne mujhse jhuth bolkar use yaha tak le aaye…..aur to aur usne aunty se jhuth bolkar unki bahu bhi ban gayi to mera patta to saf tha na……mai majbur thi

Mai—tumhari majburi ne mujhe maa ki nazaro me ek aiyyash ladka sabit kar diya...uska kya... ?

Margret—sorry....mai aunty ko sab sach bata dungi lekin phir mera kya hoga.... ? mai to unki nazaro me jhuthi ho jaungi na.....nahi...nahi mai aisa hargij nahi karungi...mai apna patta nahi katne dungi

Mai—to mai hi dono ko chhod deta hu...yahi theek rahega

Margret—tum aisa nahi kar sakte mere sath adi…..tumhi batao phir mai kya karu…..?

Mai—maa ko sab sach bata do….mai maa ko mana lunga

Margret—pakka na…?

Mai—mujh par bharosa nahi hai..

Margret—theek hai....aaj shaam ko mai aunty ko sach bata dungi.....lekin tumhe mujhse shadi karni hogi

Mai—ha baba pakka karunga

Margret—ohhh...uuuummmm

Mai—pagal kya kar rahi hai..ye tu...sab dekh rahe hain

Sona—tum dono ki lapak jhapak khatam ho gayi ho to ab class me chale

Uske baad hum class me aa gaye….mai aliza ko hi ghur raha tha……usne kayi baar ye note kiya phir ghabra kar pet dard ka bahana karke chhutti lekar ghar bhag gayi

Shaam ko margret ne ghar aakar maa ko rote huye sach bata diya apne bare me….maa ne bhi use maf kar ke gale laga liya…vo bahut khush ho gayi

Mai aaj raat sona se us jagah jane ke bare me baat karne ka socha….kyon ki maa itni asani se mujhe kahi jane nahi degi to isme sona hi kuch help kar sakti thi meri

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Dinner ke baad main apne bistar me sona ka intazar karne laga……thodi der aate hi vo bina puchhe hi mere bagal me let gayi aur ek taang mere upar rakh li

Mai—sona …

Sona—mai nahi bolungi nahi to kahoge ki main tang karti hu

Mai—sun to

Sona—bolo mai sun rahi hu...

Mai—mujhe na kuch din ke liye kahi bahar jana hai to maa ko pata na permission dene ke liye

Sona (satkar)—kaha jana hai…..?

Mai—actually baat ye hai ki....(use poori baat bata kar)..ab tumhi batao mera jana jaruri hai ki nahi

Sona—agar mujhe sath me le chalna ho to tabhi mai koi idea dungi warna bhul jao

Mai—lekin tum vaha kya karogi….ulta khatra aur jyada ho jayega

Sona—mujhe jo kahna tha maine kah diya

Mai—theek hai…lekin maa se kahogi kya……?

Sona—kah dungi ki mere relatives ki tabiyat jyada kharab hai to unhone hum dono ko dekhne ke liye bulaya hai

Mai—idea to badhiya hai...lekin kya maa maan jayegi.... ?

Sona—is kaam ke liye vo kabhi mana nahi karegi

Mai—tum kitni achchi ho

Sona—tumhari vajah se mujhe kitna jhuth bolna padega mummy ji se…warna main kabhi jhuth nahi bolti

Mai—ye kyo nahi kahti ki poora jhuth ka pitara ho

Sona—bas..bas…jyada tarif mat karo meri……kab jana hai…..?

Mai—sapne ke mutabik ye bali amavas ko honi chahiye matlab aaj se do din baad

Sona—to iska matlab hame kal hi nikalna hoga

Mai—ha

Sona—vaise hum teleport hokar bhi to vaha ja sakte hain

Mai—maine bahut koshish ki dhyan me us jagah ke bare me pata karne ki lekin har baar ek veeran gaon me pahuchte hi mera dhyan toot jata hai

Sona—iska matlab pahle hame us gaon me jana hoga

Mai—ha..shayad vahi hame us jagah ke bare me kuch jankari hasil ho

Sona—iska sidha sidha arth ye hua ki vo jo koi bhi hain behad khatarnak aur shaktishali hain tabhi vaha tak tum dhyan me bhi nahi pahuch pa rahe ho

Mai—ha..aur khatra bhi bahut hoga tabhi to mai tumhe mana kar raha hu jane ke liye

Sona—to tumhe kya lagta hai mummy tumko akele kahi jane dengi

Mai—kabhi nahi

Sona—isliye mujhe jana hoga sath me tumhare

Mai—khair jo bhi chalo sote hain

Sona—margret se abki baar kya jhuth bologe….? Is baar nahi chhodegi vo tumhe…hihihi

Mai—daant mat nikal…aur koi achcha sa bahana bata uske liye bhi

Sona—mai kyu batau...tumhari biwi hai hone wali vo.....abhi se jhuth bolne lage bechari se

Mai—tum dono hi koi bechari nahi ho balki bimari ho

Sona—ab to ye bimari tumhe lag chuki hai...isse pichha nahi chhutne wala

Mai—yahi to rona hai

Sona—aaj mai tumhare upar soungi

Mai—chup chap kinare jakar so ja...mood mat kharab kar

Sona—theek hai……soungi to upar hi

Phir hum dono kinare par let gaye…..tabhi shree ka call aane laga to maine unse baat ki…vo baar baar mere paas aane ki jid kar rahi thi…aaj to unhone phone par hi rona dhona shuru kar diya ….badi mushkil se unhe ye kahke shant kiya ki agle week main india aunga tab mere sath aa jana….tab jakar mani vo

Shree se baat karne me main itna kho gaya ki mujhe pata hi nahi chala ki sona kab mere upar let kar so gayi sote huye vo bahut masum lag rahi thi to maine bhi mushkura kar use aise hi sone diya

Subah meri need mummy ki awaz sun kar khuli to main dang rah gaya….sona mere niche thi aur main uske upar magar hairat ki baat ye thi ki kapde dono ke gayab the

Mai samajh gaya ki ye sab iski shararat hai…..maine jaldi se uth kar kapde pahne aur door khola…mummy coffee dene aayi thi…mujhe coffee dekar vo badbadate huye vapis chali gayi shayd unhone sona ke kapde farsh par pade dekh liya tha

Maine door lock karke sona ki ungli garam cup me dubo di jisse vo turant uth gayi….aur apni halat dekh jaldi se chadar lapet liya

Sona—ye kyo kiya ..adi…tumne…..?

Mai (shocked)—kyaa…? Maine kiya ye…sharam karo kuch…..poori besharam hoti ja rahi ho…jab dekho utpatang kaamo me dimag chalta hai tumhara

Sona—ha…to iske liye mere kapde utarne ki kya jarurat thi…?

Mai—chal bhag yaha se….hame jana bhi hai

Sona—to pahle mere kapde to do na.....ki utarna bhar hi aata hai

Mai—kisi din ye mera kalyan kar degi..aisi hi harkate karti rahi to

Sona mummy ke paas jakar unke samne rone lagi ….mummy ne pucha to vahi raat wala bahana suna diya… jisse unhone mujhe bulakar sona ko lekar jane ko kaha aur sath me lekar aane ko bhi

Magar abhi meri dikkat khatam nahi huyi thi…..margret ko bhi manana tha nahi to loutne par vo mera jina haram kar degi..isliye maine use bhi call kar diya

Margret—wow…aaj meri yaad kaise aa gayi vo bhi itni subah….?

Mai—good morning…my sweet heart

Margret—kya baat hai….jo makkhan laga rahe ho

Mai—bas tumhari yaad aayi to call kar liya janu

Margret—ohhhhh….I love you..adi

Mai—janu..vo kya hai na ki mai kuch din ke liye sona ke sath bahar ja raha hu…uske relatives ke yaha to tum mujhe college ke notes de dena

Margret (jor se)—kyaaaaa…?..tum phir se us chudail ke sath ja rahe ho….main samajh gayi ab tum mujhe pyar nahi karte

Mai—nahi aisi baat nahi hai darling

Margret—yahi baat hai......theek hai jao...jaha jana hai....lekin pahle meri arthi ko kandha dete jana

Mai—uske relatives ki tabiyat kharab hai..chaho to mummy se puch lo

Margret—jhuth usse bolo jise sach pata na ho…..mai aa rahi hu….mai bhi jaungi sath me…dekhu to koun se relatives hain us pankh wali ke

Mai—theek hai

Sona—margret ko sath le jaoge

Mai—kya karu….tumhari tarah mujhe bahane karne nahi aate

Sona—theek hai mai bhi mummy ko sach bata deti hu

Mai—ab natak mat kar jyada...late ho raha hai

Thodi der me margret bhi aa gayi...aate hi usne meri tang khichna shuru kar diya

Margret—sach sach batao kaha ja rahe ho...parilok.... ?

Sona—nahi

Margret—adi batao..mujhe tumse sunna hai

Mai—ek mission par ja raha hu

Margret—kaisa mission... ?

Sona ne use sab sach bata diya...jise sun vo bhi jane ki jid karne lagi...mere paas adhik samay nahi tha ki mai in dono ko manata rahu..isliye use bhi apne sath le liya

Hum teeno ghar se meri gadi me nikal gaye...ek sunsan jagah dekh maine apni gadi adrishya kar di aur dono ke sath teleport ho gaya

Hum sidhe us gaon ke bahar jakar visible huye….charo oor koi bhi nahi dikh raha tha…ek dam shanti phaili huyi thi

Margret—ye koun si jagah hai.... ?

Mai—mujhe kya malum....mai koun sa yaha kabhi aaya hu.... ?

Sona—ye to bilkul ujad gaon hai...aisa lagta hai jaise yaha koi bahut badi tabahi huyi ho

Mai—ho bhi sakta hai......ruko aage khatra bhi ho sakta hai..to pahle main kawach bana du

Sona—ha ye bahut jaruri hai

Maine un dono ko kawach ke ghere me surakshit kar liya....aur phir savdhani se aage badhne lage...gaon lagbhag kya poora hi khali tha.....insan to bahut dur ki baat hai ek pashu pakshi tak kahi nazar nahi aa raha tha

Gaon ke beech se ek kachchi rasta bani huyi thi....uske dono taraf toote foote makan the…gaon ki halat dekh kar hi ye to confirm ho gaya ki jarur yaha kuch na kuch hua hai

Sona—yaha to koi dikh hi nahi raha to hame aage ka marg koun batayega... ?

Mai—yahi to mai bhi soch raha hu…..badi hi ajib jagah hai ye…

Margret—to ab hum kya karenge..... ?

Mai—koshish karte rahenge…..jab dhyan me mujhe ye jagah baar baar dikhi hai to koi na koi karan to hoga hi dhyan me dikhayi dene ka

Abhi hum yahi bate karte huye chale ja rahe the ki kisi ke joro se hasne ki awaz aane lagi….hamne udhar jakar dekha to hum bhi chounk gaye….margret darr ke maare mujhse chipak gayi

Mai—ye koun ho sakta hai…..itna bada……?

Margret—adii…mujhe darr lag raha hai…kitna bhayanak hai