Do Sage MadarChod (दो सगे मादरचोद )

[rajan]

UPDATE-13

Doosre din store jaate samay mein maa ko beauti parlour par le gaya. Parlour ki maa ki umar ki adhed malkin mere store ki permanent grahak thi so mera usse bahut achha parichay tha. Maa ki umar ki hone ke bawjood uska figure, rahan sahan aur banaav shringaar bilkul yuwatiyon jaisa tha. Uski tight jeans, slogan likha top, bob cut baal, facial se puta face sab mujhe bahut achha lagta tha. Is parlour men adhiktar adhed mahilaayen hi aati thi jinki chaah us malkin jaisi banne ki rahti thi. Meine us parlour ki malkin se haay hellow ki, maa ka use parichay diya aur maa ko wahin chhod mein apne store men chala gaya.

Raat jab 8 baje ke kareeb ghar pahooncha to maa ne hi darwaja khola. Maa ka chehra bilkul chamak damak raha tha. Facial, eyebrow, baalon ki cutting sab kuchh bahut salike se ki gayi thi. Mein kai der maa ko ek tak dekhte rah gaya aur maa lajjasheel naree ki tarah mand mand muskaraate huye sharma rahi thi.

Mein: "Waah! aaj to badle badle sarkaar nazar aa rahe hain. Maa tumhen to us beauti parlour wali Mrs. Kapoor ne ekdam apne jaisi naujawan yuwati sa bana diya hai. Jaanti ho wah bhi tumhaari umar ki ek vidhava hai par kya apne aap ko maintain rakhti hai ki bas mere jaise naujawan bhi use dekh aahen bhare."

Maa: "To un aahen bharnewalon men ek tum bhi ho. Chalo haath munh dho ready ho jaao mein khana parausti hoon." Phir mein thodi hi der mein maa ke saath dining table par tha. Roj ki tarah hum maa beton ne saath saath khana khaaya. Mein khana khake aaj apne room men aa gaya aur bed par let gaya. Thodi der men maa bhi mere room men aa gai. Mujhe leta dekh usne poochha,

"Are Vijay beta aaj khana khate hi let gaye. Kya baat hai, tabiyat to theek hai na? Kahin us beauti parlour wali ki yaad to nahin aa rahi?"

Mein: "Nahin maa jab se tum yahaan aa gai ho mujhe aur kisi ki yaad nahin aati. Mere liye to tum hi sab kuchh ho."

Maa,"Tum aajkal baaten badi pyari pyari karte ho. Kahin koi ladki to naheen pataane lage?"

Mein,"Maa tum to jaanti ho ki ladki wadki men meri koi dilchaspi naheen."

"Lekin mera to aajkal tum bahut hi dhyan rakh rahe ho." Yah kah maa bhi mere paas mere bed par baith gai aur men bhi bed par taangen pasaar baith gaya.

Mein,"par maa tum koi ladki thode hi ho." Aisa kah kar meine double bed par baithee huyee maa ko apne aagosh men bhar liya aur kaha,"Aur agar tum ladki hoti to jaroor pataata aur yadi naheen patti to jabardasti bhaga ke le jaata."

"Par mein to koi ladki nahin. Mein to 46 saal ki ek dhalti umar ki poori aurat hoon. Mujhe bhaga ke tu kya karega?" Maa ne meree aagosh men hee mere seene par sar tikaate huye kaha. Maa meree aur dekh kar hans rahee thee. Meine maa ko aagosh se mukt kar diya aur uske ghane baalon par haath pherne laga.

Mein,"Maa mujhe to shuru se hi tumhaare jaisi badi umar ki auraten hi achhee lagti hai. Store men ek se ek naujawan ladkiyaan mere par marti hai, par mein unki taraf dekhta tak nahin."

Maa: "To kya mere jaisi kisi se shaadi karega? Mera itna sajila naujawan beta hai, aise gathile mard ko to ek se ek sundar aur modern ladki mil jayegi. Kahin koi chakkar wakkar chal raha hai to bata, use kal hi teri bahoo bana le aati hoon."

Mein: "Nahin maa, aisa sochna bhi mat. Abhi to tum jaisi man milne wali maa ke roop men mujhe dost mili hai. Abhi to mera poora dhyan isi baat par hai ki tujhe har prakaar ka sukh doon, teri jee bhar ke seva karoon. Mujhe tere hi saath cinema jane men , hotelon men khane men, parkon ki shair karne men maja aata hai. Phir Ajay jaisa pyara bhai mila hai ki apne bade bhaiya ki khushi ke liye kuchh bhi karne ko hardam taiyaar rahta hai. Itne din to mein shahar men akela tha, ab itni pyari maa aur bhai ka saath mila hai to tu kah rahi hai ki koi modern ladki ko teri bahoo bana ke le aaun. Jaanti ho aisi ladki aate hi sabse pahle teri aur Ajay ki yahaan se chhutti karegi. Jo ghar pyar ka swarg bana huwa hai use narak bana degi. Mujhe to tere jaisi koi chaahiye jisne pati ki seva men, ghar ko jode rakhne men apne saare sukh chain chhod diye."

Maa: "To kya Mrs. Kapoor chaahiye? Uski to badi prashansa kar rahe the. Lagta hai uske to poore diwane ho. Tere jaise gabroo gathile jawan ko paake to wah nihaal ho jayegi. Yadi use dubaara shadi nahin bhi karni hai to tere jaise mast jawan ki baat aate hi wah shaadi ke liye machal jayegi. Tu kahe to baat chala ke dekhoon."

"Tune bhi kahaan se ye shaadi wali baat chhed di. Mujhe koi kapoor wapoor nahin chahiye. Abhi to mujhe meri pyari pyari maa chaahiye jiske saamne Mrs. Kapoor to ek laundiya jaisi hai. To maa mere jaise ko dekh wah Mrs. Kapoor shadi ke liye taiyaar ho jayegi to phir tumhen bhi mere jaisa koi mil gaya to phauran pat jaaogi." Yah kah meine maako wapas apne aagosh men bhar liya.

"Milega tab sochungi." Maane shararati hansi ke saath kaha. Maaki is baat par meine uski thuddi upar uthai aur uski aankhon men jhaankte kaha,

"Jee to karta hai ki teri is baat par ek pyaree see puppy le loon."

"Tu mujhe itna pyar karta hai aur itnee chhotee si baat puchh raha hai. Leni hai to lele poochh kya raha hai." Yah kah maa meree aankhon men dekhte huye hansne lagee. Meine maa ka phoola phoola gaal gapp se apne mukh men bhar liya aur kas ke ek pyari si puppy leli.

Maa: "Chalo tujhe apni maaki puppy mil gai na, ab khush ho na."

Mein: "Maa sabke man ki baat bina kahe hi jaan leti hai aur maangte hi murad poori kar di. Jo maja maaki god men hai wah bhala doosri ki god men kahaan. Maa teri har baat pe, teri har ada pe mein hamaisha khush hoon."

Maa: "Mera beta aajkal poore aashiqon jaisi baaten karta hai. Koi baat nahin is umar men har koi aisi baaten karta hai." Maa ne kaha. Maa uth khadee hui aur bagal men sate apne room kee aur chal dee. Mein bhee fresh hokar jis bed par abhi maa ke saath yah sab chal raha tha usi bed par pad gaya. Bed par pada pada kai der maa ke baare men hi sochta raha aur na jaane kab neend aa gai.

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जबरदस्त शानदार अपडेट मित्र शुक्रिया आपका

अगले अपडेट का इंतिजार रहे गा

[rajan]

बहुत बहुत धन्यवाद

[rajan]

UPDATE-14

Iske doosre din meine maa ko shaam 5 baje hi store se phone kar bata diya ki meine evening show ki 2 tickets book karli hai aur wah 6 baje tak taiyaar hoke store men hi aa jaay. Maa 6 baje store men pahoonch gai. Aaj hamne purani picture 'Khubsoorat' dekhi. Maa ko yah saaph suthari picture bahut hi achhee lagi. Aaj bhi hamne bahar hi restaurant men khana khaaya aur 10.30 baje ghar pahoonch gaye.

Aaj kuchh garmi thee so ghar pahoonch kar maa nahaane ke liye bathroom men chali gai. Mein bhi apne room men chala gaya aur shower leke night dress change kar li. Mein apne bed par pasar gaya aur ek magazine ko palatne laga. Mein magazine men khoya huwa tha ki maa ki awaz se ki 'kya chal raha hai' se mera dhyan maa ki taraf gaya. Ek baar dhyan gaya ki mein maa ki taraf dekhte hi rah gaya. Maa bahut hee aakarshak nighty men thi. Maa ko nighty men meine pahli baar dekh raha tha. Nighty men meri mad mast maa 35 saal ki bhari poori bilkul aadhunik shahari mahila lag rahi thi.

"Kya ghoor ghoor ke dekh raha hai? Jab beta mujhe is roop men dekhna chaahta hai, meri chhoti si chhoti khushi ke liye mara jaata hai to mein kya mere pyare bete ki itni si ichha bhee pooree naheen kar sakti. Ab dekho theek se tumhaare liye mein poori shahari ban gai." maa ne kaha aur mere paas bed par baith gai.

Mein: "Maa sach sach bataana, tumko bhi ye sab achha lag raha hai na."

Maa: "Achha kyon nahin lagega. Tumhi to kahte rahte ho ki abhi to mein poori jawan hoon aur tere jaisa jawan to yah baat kisi budhiya ko bhi kah de to us men jawani aa jaay. Par aaj tune jo picture dikhaai, dekh ke maja aa gaya."

Mein: "Maja aa gaya na? Dekha, Ashok Kumar jaisa buddha Rekha jaisi jawan ladki ko kaise apni girl friend banaata hai. Maa tum bhi meri girl friend ban jaao."

Maa: "Tum mera boy friend ban jaao to mein apne aap tumhari girl friend ho gai."

"Yah hui na baat. Ab maja aayega." Yah kah ke meine maa ko apni baanhon men jakad liya aur uske gaal ko chooste huye puppy leli.

Maa: "Lo haami bharne ki der thi aur tum shuru ho gaye. Mein to bas us Rekha jaisi hi tumhari girl friend banungi."

Mein: "Par maa socho kahaan uska Ashok Kumar jaisa 70 saal ka buddha boy friend aur kahaan tumhara 28 saal ka gabroo jawan mast boy friend. Uske nirmal anand lene men aur mere nirmal anand lene men kuchh to farq hoga na? Par asli baat hai nirmal anand lena. Aisa swachh aur nisankoch anand jo dono ko barabar mile." Meri baat sun maa mand mand muskara rahi thi aur mein maake muskarate honthon par angul pherne laga.

Maa: "Picture ki yah nirmal anand wali baat tune achhi pakadi. To ab maa ko apni girl friend bana ke tu usse nirmal anand lega. Par dhyan rakhna mein picture jaise nirmal anand ki baat kar rahi hoon."

"Ab to tum meri girl friend ban gai ho to kal chalen us park ki shair karne jahan log apni girl friendon ke saath nirmal anand lete hain." Meine maa ki aankhon men dekhte sharaarat bhare andaaz men kaha.

Maa: "Na baba nahin lena mujhe aisa nirmal anand. Besharam log kahin ke. Chipachipi hi karni hai to ghar men ja kar kare, wahaan park men sab ke saamne. Tum mujhe modern banaane ke chakkar men dheere dheere pichhe la rahe ho. Pahle to vidhva se mujhe wapas suhagan saabit kar diya. Ab suhagan se girl yani ki kanwari ladki bana diya. Aage jahan se aai wahin wapas mat bhej dena."

"Are maa nahin. Tum chaahogi to ab hum yahaan se wapas aage ki or badhne lagenge. Vidhwa se wapas suhagan banne men soch negative rahti hai jabki kunwari ladki jab suhagan banti hai to uski soch positive hoti hai." Meine maa ko ishaaron ishaaron men sanket de diya ki mein tumhen apni suhagan banaana chaahta hoon.

Maa: "To iska matlab ki ab girl friend ka kissa khatam aur wapas suhagan maa chaahiye tumhen."

"Haan, ab se tum bilkul ek suhagan ki tarah saj dhaj ke raho, shringaar karo, man se saari negative baaten nikaal do aur ek girl ki tarah bebaak nisfiqar jindagi jiyo aur nirmal anand lo." Yah kah kar meine maa ke gaal ka chumma le liye. Maa meri aur dekh kar hans rahi thee. Mein maa ke hanste honth par ek ungli rakh kar apne honth par apni jeebh phiraane laga. Meine apni or se ishaara de diya ki mein tumhaare honthon ka ras paan karna chaahta hoon.

"Tark karna to koi tumse sikhe. Par tumhari baaten hai bahut gahari. Hum uchit-anuchit, bhale-boore, paap-punya in duniya bhar ke lafdon men uljhe pade rahte hain, aur jo man chaahe wah kar nahin paate aur sochte hi rah jaate hain ki doosre kya sochenge. Kisi ko bhi kasht pahoonchaaye bina jis bhi kaam men man ko shanti mile, aatma prasann ho wahi nirmal anand hai." Maa ne ek darshnik ki bhanti kaha.

Mein: "Haan maa, yahi to mein tumhen kahta rahta hoon. Tumhari aur meri soch kitni milti hai. Jo mein sochta hoon theek tum bhi wahi sochti ho. Tabhi to tumse mera itana man milta hai. Jab se tum yahaan aai ho mujhe sirf tumhari company men hi maja aata hai. Tabhi to store se seedha tere paas aa jata hoon. Ghar se bahar bhi jitna maja mujhe tumhaare saath aa raha hai utna aaj tak nahin aaya."

Hum maa bete is prakaar kai der baaten karte rahe. Phir roj ki tarah maa apne kamre men sone ke liye chali gai. Mein bistar par kai der pade pade sochta raha ki maa meri koi bhi cheej ka thoda sa bhi virodh naheen karti hai. Par mein maa ko poori tarah khol lena chaahta tha ki maa ki mast jawani ka khul ke maja liya jaay. Maa aadhunik vichaaron ki, ghoomne phirne ki, pahanne odhne ki tatha mauj masti ki shaukeen thee.

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[rajan]

UPDATE-15

Doosre din mein roj wale samay par ghar aa gaya. Aaj kahin bhi bahar jaane ka program nahin banaaya kyonki aaj mein maa bete ke beech ki deewar gira dena chaahta tha. Khane ka kaam samapt hone par maa bathroom men nahaane chali gai aur mein kai der sofe par baitha sochne laga ki aaj maa ka kaunsa roop dekhne ko milega. Kal maa mujhse bahut khul ke pesh aai thi, to kya jitna aatur mein hoon utni hi aatur maa bhi hai. Phir mein bhi apne kamre men ja bathroom men ghus gaya. Achhe se shower liya aur bahut hi madak halki si cream apne badan par laga li. Mein taiyaar hokar bed par baitha phir maake baare men sochne laga. Mein aankhen moonde maaki soch men dooba huwa tha ki maaki is aawaz se meri tandra tooti,

"Lagta hai badi besabri se intzaar ho raha hai." Meine aankhen kholi aur jaise hi maaki taraf dekha to meri aankhen phati ki phati rah gai. Maane shaadi ka joda pahan rakha tha jo shaayad usne ab tak sambhaal rakha tha. Maane sachchi jari ka lal ghaghra kamar men kaphi niche bandha huwa tha aur usika matching blouse pahan rakha tha. In sabke upar usne halke lal rang ki jhini chunar odh rakhi thi jise ghoonghat ke jaise sar pe le rakha tha. Maathe par lal bindiya bhi laga rakhi thi. Gale men haar, haaton men kangan; kahne ka matlab maa poori ek nav vyahta dulhan ke roop men thi. Mein aashcharyachakit ho maake is anokhe roop ko nihaare ja raha tha.

Maa: "Aise kya dekh raha hai? Kya kabhi koi dulhan dekhi nahin? Waise to bahut bolta rahta hai ki mein ek suhagan ke roop men rahoon, sajoon dhajoon, shringaar karoon aur jab teri ichha ka maan rakhte huye is roop men aa gai to teri saari bolti band ho gai."

Maa ki baat sun mein maake saamne khada ho gaya aur maa ko jor se baanhon men bhar liya. Phir mein maako saath le bed par baith gaya aur meri baanhon men maa ki peeth apne seene par kas li. Mujhe pakka vishwas ho gaya ki meri maa sajdhaj ke apne bete se chudne ke liye aai hai lekin yah karne ki mujhe jaldee naheen thee. Yah karne se pahle mein use bilkul khol lena chaahta tha aur poori besharm bana dena chaahta tha. Meine kaha,"Lo maa kal meine kaha aur aaj tum meri suhagan ban ke aa gai."

"Teri suhagan. Kya matlab?" maa ne meri aankhon men aankhen daal kar kaha.

"Mera matlab is roop men tum or to kisi ke saamne jaane se rahi to keval meri or exclusively meri suhagan hui ki naheen. Badi baat yah hai ki is prakar suhagan ki tarah rahne se tumhare man men vidhva wali negative bhavna naheen rahegi or jeewan ki har vah khushi, mauj masti jo tum pichhle 15 saal se naheen le saki ab yahaan bahut hi enjoy karte karte le sakogi. Jitni soch sakaratmak aur khuli hui hogi jindagi jeene ka maja bhi utna hi aata hai." Meine maa ko isharon isharon men kah diya ki ab sari laaj sharm chhod do aur apne sage bete ke saath khul ke rangreliyaan manao.

"Yahaan aane ke baad tumne to meri poori soch hi badal di. Gaanv ke us maahol men mein kai baar sochti thee ki kabhi mere jeewan men bhi aisho aaram likha hai ya naheen." Maa ne mere seene men munh chhupaate huye kaha.

"Maa gaanv ka wah mahol ab bahut pichhe chhut gaya. Ab men tumhaare jeewan men khushiyan hi khushiyan bhar doonga. Sabse badi baat yah hai ki tum aish karne ki, rangeen jindagi jine ki rangeen aur shaukeen tabiyat ki aurat ho wahin mein shuru se hi bahut khule vicharon ka hoon. Waise mein har kisi ke saath kam khulta hoon par jisse ek baar khul jata hoon uske saath apna sab kuchh khul ke baantta hoon." Ab meine is unmukt bahati ganga men dubki lagaane ka faisla kar liya. Meine ek haath se maa ki thuddi upar uthaali aur doosre haath ki ungli maa ke honthon par pherne laga aur saath hi apni jeebh apne honthon par pherne laga.

Maa ne meri or dekhte huye muskra kar aankhen band kar li aur meine apna mukh neeche karte huye maa ke yauvan se bhare madbhare gulabi honthon par apne honth rakh diye. Meine maa ke honth apne honth men jakad liye aur mast hoke apni mast jawan mummy ke honthon ka ras paan karne laga. Ras paan karte karte ek haath maa ke daayen pust stan par rakh diya or use halke halke dabaane laga.

"Mummy ab tum meree suhagan ho. Suhagan ka matlab jiska suhag ho or ab bataao tumhaara suhaag kaun huwa?" Meine mummy kee choochee kas ke dabaate huye kaha.

"Tum huye aur kaun huwa aur suhaag hone ka poora adhikaar jama to rahe ho. Man to sada se hi tumko diya huwa tha. Dhan ki koi baat hi naheen; jo mera tha wah sada hi tumhaara tha. Jo tan bacha tha uske bhi mujhe apnee suhaagan bana ke adhikari ban gaye. Itne se man naheen bhara to aur kuchh bhee chaahiye kya?" Maa ne shararat bhare andaaz men kaha.

"Abhee to shuruaat hui hai. Dekhti jaao aaj mein tujhe kaisa nirmal anand deta hoon. Mujhe pata hai ki pichhle 15 saal se tum tadap rahi thi. Tumhari jawani aur tammanaayen soi padi thi lekin ab ve poori tarah sa jaag gai hai. Tumhari jawani ka kunwa jo sukh chuka tha wapas labalab bhar gaya hai. Ab us jawani ke kunwe se mein meri pyaas khul ke bujhaaunga. Samajh rahi ho na mein kis kunwe ki baat kar raha hoon." Ab mein to besharmi par utar gaya par dekhna chaahta tha ki maa is besharmi men kahan tak saath nibhati hai.

"Sab samajhti hoon. Tum meri donon taangon ke beechmen ubhare huye tille ke beechon beech khude kunwe ki baat kar rahe ho. Lekin dhyan rakhna us kunwe ke chaaron or phislanbhari khai bhi hai aur aajkal wahaan jhaad jhanjhaad bhi bahut uga huwa hai kahin ulajh kar kunwe men mat gir jaana. Doosri baat kunwa bahut gahara hai, paani tak pahoonchna aasan nahin." Maa ki yah baat sun kar ek baar to mein hakbaka gaya ki yah to sher par poori sava sher nikli. Par man hi man bahut khush tha. Meine socha bhi naheen tha ki sab kuchh itni jaldi itne man chaahe dhang se ho jaayega. Mein anand ke saatven aasmaan par tha.

"Aise kunwe ka pani to mein jaroor piunga. Chinta mat karo mere paas lumba mota aur majboot rassa hai aur bada sa top bhi hai, tere kunwe ka saara pani kheench lega. Theek se samajh rahi hona." Meine kaha.

"Tum meri donon taangon ke beech wale kunwe men apnii donon taangon ke beech men latke mote aur lambe rasse ke aage ande jaisa top baandhke utaaroge aur mere kunwe ko us top se theek se jhakjhorke mere kunwe ke rasile paani se apni pyaas bujhaaoge." Maa ne nahle par dahla maara.

"Haay meri Radha rani use danda naheen lund bolo. Poora 11 inch lumba aur 4 inch mota hai. Ekdam singapoori kele jaisa. Ek baar dekhogi to mast ho jaaogi." Yah kah kar meine maa ke honthon ko wapas mukh men le liya aur maa ke munh men apnee lumbi jubaan daal di. Yah chumban kaafi lumba chala.

"Jiska 4-5 inch ka hota hai use nooni bolte hain, jiska 6-7 inch ka hota hai use lund bolte hain par tumhaara to 11 inch bada hai; use lund naheen hullabi lauda bolte hain. Mein ab use jhel paaungi bhi ya naheen. 15 saal se adhik ho gaye meri choot men ek tinka bhi naheen gaya hai. Meri choot ek dam sankdi ho gai hai. Mere raja mujhe chodoge to kunwari ladki jaisa maja milega." Maa poori besharmi ke saath hans ke boli. Ab meine maa ke dono pusht chooche blouse ke upar se hi apne donon haathon men sama liye aur unka kas ke mardan karne laga.

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