UPDATE 5. FALSHBACK
Aap soch rahe honnge ki aakhir dev ko hua kaya hai.
To chalate hai 1ghhannata picche jab doctor ghar aate hai usske maa ka ellaj
karne to Dev ghar sai bahar aa kar khuch budbuda raha tha
Dev- uss chutiye ki vajah sai aaj. Maine maa ke saath sab ka dil khhucch jada hi
dhukka diyaa aaj saala bhecega nahi mere haato sai.
Yahi sab socchte hue vo AAGE bad raha tha.
Ek jagah par khucch dost appas mai baate kr rahe the. :
Vikky - ku kar rahe ho bakkchodi
Ku kar rahe ho bakkchodi
jab tumnne kisi ki bhen nhai chodii
Sarre dost -wah bhai maja aa gaya
Vikky - abe dinesh tu bhi kuch sunna bhai
Dinesh- raat ka tha vakkhat tha
Raat kaa tha vakkhat tha
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Hum kar rahe de khhudai
Par sala hum to yah bhul hi gaye ki padoss mai hi ho rahi hai chudai .
Ha ah aha aha ha
Vikky - ab chup karo vo dhekkho maal aa rha hai
Dinesh -kaya figure hai bhai ek baar mik jaye too.....
Vikky -millege millege par yaha sai to uthho
Dono uss ladaki ke pass ja kar
Arre ooo janeman kaha ja rahi ho matak matak ke.
Ladki - mudd kar tum yaha bhi aa gaye
Dinesh - arre bhai ye to aapna hi school ka maal hai
Ladaki -aaee mr tamij sai baat kar
Dinesh -teri tamij tu apnni ch...uuuuu.......Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Dev - socchanna bhi maat
Vikky - Abe tere senior hai jada mat udd warana apne jaan khoo dega
Dev - mere pass khucch khoonne. Ko nahi hai par tuu jarur khoooyega
Vikky- abe haramkhoro tum kaya apnne baap ka wait kar rahe ho mar daloo esse aur
uss chammak chhaloo ko mere ghar
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Maroo...... oo....o..............
Shor sun kar waha kaafi log ekahatta ho jate hai
Dev picchhe hatt kar ek laat dinesh ke muuh par marata hai aur vo picche gir
jatta hai tabhi uss ladki ki aawaj aati hai bhai....iiii...ya.aaaa
Dev picch mudd kar dhekhata hai ek ladka ladki (riccha ) ke kapdde faad nai ki
kosis kar raha hai
.
Dev gusses mai aa kaar appne back pocket mai sai iron Punch nikal kar phennata
hai aur uus ke sir par maar detta hai jo siiddha uuss ke sir mai guss jatta hai
aur vo vhi bhagawan ko pyaara ho jatta hai ye dhek kar sab ki faat jaati aur
riccha too jaasee murti baann jayi
Par sarre dost gusses mai aakar uss par hamala kar
Etnne logo kaa ek sath hamala dev rok nahi paata ek laat uss kr peet mai paddati
hai aur uss ke muh sai khoon nikkalnne lagata hai
Riccha jor si bhaiyyaaa. Usse harani bhi ho rahi thi ki ek laat mai kaise khoone
aaa gya
Tbhi ek rod dev ke jhaag par padati hai aur usski jhaag fat jati hai aur road
par blood hi blood
Riccha ab josh mai aa gayi thi
Tabhi riccha ek bada paatthar utha kar dinesh ke sai sir par mar deti ye dhekk
kar vikky aag babula ho jatta hai aur
Vikky -ab tooo maragi ha ab tu gayi
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Tabhi vha par ek car ruk jaati hai usse mai khucch adami nikkal te hai ek ke
hath mai talwar the to bakiyo ke hath guns aur bhi samman the
Adami 1 -maalik aap jao hum dhekkh lenge
Vikky -ha aur ees ko marne sai pahele ek ladki ko mar denna
Adami 1 - ji
Aur vikky appne. Dosto ke sath vha sai nikal jatta hai
Adami 2- chal rani ab marne tayyar ho ja
Adami 1 apni talwwar sai ek waar karaata hai riccha par aur tabhi ekk jor daar
chiiik nikkal jatti hai
Howa ye tha ki jaise hi vo waar karata hai dev riccha ke saamanne Aaa jata hai
aur talwar uss ke pet mai guss jati hai aur ye dhek kar riccha behosh ho jaati
hai
Tabu ek caar aadmi1 ko udda deti aur usse sarre adami boss kah kar uss ke pass
jate hai
Ye sB etni jaldii ho rha rha tha ki kisi ko kuch samaj mai nahi aa raha tha
aur dev mokke ke fayada utha kar riccha ko le kar auto sai nikal jatta hai par
riccha ko uthanne ki wajah sai usske pet
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Par kaffi dabaw pad rha tha aur blood nikal rha tha jo auto sai ho kar road par
tapak rha tha
Dev (man mai)- ye bhagawan bus esse sahi salaamat ghar le jaau uss ke baad mar
bhi jaau to koi baat nahiii.
Ye mere sath kaya ho raha hai ek sath saari musibaat !
Udhar Dev house
Komal- didi uncle ko call karoo naa kitni dher ho gayi hai
Savitri - ha beti call kar mai bhi dil ghabara rha hai
Saloni- lo papa ka phone aa gaya ha papa khuch patta chala
Suraj - ha beta dev ekdhum thik hai tum log khaanna kah lo mai kaal aaunga
Saloni - kal ku papa
Suraj - vo beta abhi mujhe kaam sai delhi janna pad rha hai to Dev ko bhi sath
le ja raha hu
Saloni -(asscharaya sai) dev aap ke saath ja raha hai .
Suraj -ha beta aur phone kaatt deta hai
Saloni -(hass kar ) maa dev papa ke sath delhi ja rha
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Komal aur savitri ek sath -sacch mai
Saloni - haaa sacch maa chaloo komal hum dinner ready karte hai tab tak maa aap
aaram karo
Savitri-beta bahuut aram kar liya ab toda kaam kar lu
Komal /saloni -bilkul bhi nahi
Komal - aap tab tak tv dhekho
Savitri- thik hai thik hai jaoo aur remote mujhe de do.
Usske baad savitri tv dheknne lag jati hai aur ye dono maharani kahanna banatte
hue baate kar rahi hai
Saloni - arrr komal too bata rahi thi ki tujhe koi ladaka passand aaaya hai to
kab kar rahi hai propose.
Komal-(ronne jaisa muuh banna kar ) ussne maana kar diya.
Saloni - kon hai ullo ka patha jisne merri pari jaisi bhen ko manna kar diya
Tabhi picche sai awaaj aati hai
Pari to mai hu aap kis ki baat kar rahi ho
Komal -what a surprise pari aur neha tum dono yaha
Pari - ha aaj hi mama ghar aaye to hamme unke sath aa gaye 1 month ho jaye
bhaiya ko dhekhe binna kaha hai woo
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kaya unnhe hamari yaad nhi aaati aur unnhone call karanna bhi band kr diya aur
humara call bhi nahi uthate hai ab mai kabhi mama ke ghar nahi jaungi