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UPDATE- 59

Shamsher (kutil mushkan)—ye politics hai chote….teri samajh me nahi ayengi……ja usko bahar nikal…aj bahut dino baad uski jarurat phir aa hi gayi….

Vikrant vaha se bina kuch aage bole vaha se chala gaya aur thodi der baad hi kisi bhayanak deel doul wale admi ke sath vapis aa gaya…..usko dekhte hi sab gunde piche hatne lage…..tabhi thakur ne usko kuch ishara kiya….aur agle hi pal uss admi ne mobile me photo khichne wale gunde ko pakad ke upar utha liya aur phir usko pith ko apne ghutno par jor se de mara……uss gunde ki dardnak cheekh se poori haweli kaamp gayi….aur usne tadapte huye vahi dum tod diya.

“P..A..N..G..A…………U..N..D..E..R….T..A..K..E..R……SE….PANGA”

Ab aage……

Rahul—ye kya dad…isne to hamare hi admi ko maar diya….

Shamsher—maar dene do…vo isi layak tha….photo khich kar jeb me rakhe ghum raha hai….kal ko hamare khilaf sabut ke roop me use kar sakta tha ki iss ladke ko mara hai hamne….isliye marwa diya….bhagwan uski atma ko shanti de.

Rahul—lekin dad maine apni ankho se iss ladke ko chita me jalte dekha hai….phir ye kaise possible ho sakta hai ki jinda ho jaye…..?

Shamsher—ho sakta hai ki tumne uss ladke raj ko mara ho aur ab uski jagah avinash ne le li ho..hamshakal hone ka fayda utha kar.

Vikrant—phir bhi bhai sahab, unki umra me bhi to antar hoga na kuch….?

Shamsher—ye ladka jyada se jyada 18-20 saal ka hoga aur avinash 24-25 ka…isliye ye antar samajh me nahi ayega

Rahul—to ab kya karna hai….?

Shamsher—rajneeti kahti hai ki agar dushman par vijay pani hai to Vaar uske sharir par nahi balki uske dimag par karo, sharir uska apne aap bejaan ho jayega, aur tab usko asani se mara ja sakta hai.

Vikrant—matlab…..?

Shamsher—matlab ki aaj se theek ek hafte baad ka Avinash matlab SAAND Vs UNDER TAKER ki fight ka poster poore city aur har gaon me lagwa do….chuha apne aap bill me se bahar nikal ayega….baki ka undertaker sambhal lega.

Rahul—agar usne undertaker se ladne se mana kar diya to….?

Shamsher (kutil mushkan)—achche aur imandar swabhimani admi ki yahi to sabse badi kamjori hoti hai ki vo apni izzat par daag lagna pasand nahi karte, bhale hi jaan chali jaye…..vo jarur ladega aur marega bhi…..hahahaha

Vikrant—lekin main usko apne hath se marna chahta tha….usne mere bete par hath uthaya hai.

Rahul—usne nilesh ki halat bigadi hai to aap uski family ki izzat utar do sare aam

Vikrant—yahi karunga ab….sale ki family ki har aurat aur ladki ko apni rakhail banaunga …..poore gaon me nangi ghumaunga sab ko…tab mere kaleje ko thandak milegi.

Shamsher—jao pahle ye poster print karwa ke chhapwane ka kaam karo….aur ye kaam aaj raat hi ho jana chahiye..

Udhar main tezi se bike chalate huye ghar chal diya….halanki jyoti mujhse kuch kahna chahti thi lekin maine usko ignore kar diya….uska phone bhi aaya kayi baar raste me, par maine pick nahi kiya.

Ghar pahuchte pahuchte andhera ho gaya tha….main dabe paon chupchap apne room me jane laga lekin phir bhi kisi ki nazar pad hi gayi.

Radhika—ye choro ki tarah kyo ja raha hai….? Aur kaha chala gaya tha hame chhod ke..... ?

Raj (mann me)—satyanash ho tera...madarchod....teri maa ko chodu.

Raj (haste huye)—hihihihi…..arey nahi didi…vo to main aise hi practice kar raha tha…

Rashmi (room se chillate huye)—kya hua radhika….? Koun hai…?

Radhika—didi...vo raj chupchap room me ghus raha tha.

Rashmi (chillate huye)—kyaaa raj aa gaya….? Rok ke rakh usko vahi, abhi aati hu...

Raj (mann me)—tera beda gark ho.....teri bur se mere dus bachche nikle....Sali randi chup nahi rah sakti thi.

Rashmi (bahar nikal ke jor se)—kya re, kaha tha ab tak.... ? tujhe kuch samajh hai bhi ya nahi….jab dekho saand ki tarah ghumta rahta hai…..tu market kyo nahi aaya, pahle to ye bata….?

Raj—apko batana main jaruri nahi samajhta….meri life hai, chahe jo karu….samjhi aap

Rashmi (jor se)—ek thappad marungi na to dimag thikane aa jayega tera…..jitna pucha hai sidhi tarah se jawab de uska…

"Kya baat hai rashmi…? Kis par itna chilla rahi hai….?…..arey raj, tu aa gaya…! Kaha chala gaya tha bina bataye... ? hame kitni tension ho rahi thi. " sapna mami ne kitchen se bahar aate huye kaha.

Raj—vo mami....jis dost ki gadi mere paas hai na ...uski mummy ki tabiyat achanak bahut jyada kharab ho gayi thi...usne mujhe call kiya to vaha chala gaya....usko bike chalani nahi aati thi to insaniyat ke naate mujhe uski mummy ko le ke hospital jana pad gaya...isliye main aap logo ke sath shopping par nahi aa paya....kya maine kuch galat kiya mami... ?

Sapna—nahiii...nahii...ye to badi achchi baat hai beta....dukh taklif me dost kaam nahi ayenge to matlab hi kya aisi dosti ka

Raj—vahi to mami

Rashmi—achcha....koun si hospital me le ke gaya tha...apnii uss dost ki mummy ko.... ?

Raj (jaldi me)—vo...Jhandu baam keshari jeevan hospital hai na...vahi par

Sapna—ye kaisa naam hai... ? maine to kabhi nahi suna iss naam ka hospital iss city me…?

Raj—vo keshari jeevan hospital naam hai uska

Radhika—badi maa---ye hame chutiya bana raha hai.

Raj—vo to already bhagwan ne apki jangho ke beech me bana ke bheja hai mere liye...

Radhika (ankhe phad ke)—kyaaa kahaaa tune... ?

Raj—kuch bhi to nahi..apke kaan baj rahe hain

Rashmi—aur tera ye keshari jeevan hospital, city me hai kaha par….?

Raj—mujhe kya pata kaha hai….?

Rashmi—dekh bahut ho gaya tera natak….ab sidhi tarah se bata de ki tu gaya kaha tha…?

Raj—dekho na mami…sach bolne par bhi koi yakin nahi karta mera….?

Sapna—achcha tu ja....fresh ho ja...main khana lagati hu...aur haan...tere liye nidhi aur maine kuch kapde kharide hain, tere bed par rakh diye hain maine, unko pahan kar check kar lena

Raj—theek hai mami...aap kitni achchi hain...ummmmmm

Rashmi—ye chhod meri mummy ko...door raha kar mummy se...samjha...jab dekho mami..mami kah ke chipak jata hai... aur mummy aap bhi na..ye ab koi chota bachcha nahi hai...poora saand ho gaya hai....isko chipakne mat diya karo aap.

Sapna—mere liye to abhi chota bachcha hi hai

Rashmi (mann me)—aap usko bachcha bachcha kahti rahogi aur vo ek din aap ko dhar ke pel dega to niche se sach much ka bachcha nikal ayega kabhi….ye saand to hai hi apko pelne ki firaq me.

Raj—vaise mami..nidhi ji kaha hain….dikh nahi rahi kahi….?

Rashmi—jahannum me ....ja tu bhi chala ja uske piche piche vahi...

Sapna—kyo itna chilla rahi hai bechare par......beta vo apne kamre me hai...subah chali jayegi

Main room me chala gaya….bed ke upar kuch kapde rakhe huye the…maine unko khol ke dekha to bahut badhiya the… phir unko samet ke rakhne ke baad hath pair dhoya aur khane ke liye sab ke sath baith gaya.

Hum khana kha hi rahe the ki kuch aur bhi mehman aa gaye, mami ke mayke se…mujhe chote mama nahi dikhe to laga ki shayad aaj raat me vo khet par hi rukenge….mere mann me khyal aaya ki kyo na aaj phir sapna mami ko raat bhar ragad liya jaye.

Raj—mami vo chote mama nahi dikh rahe…khet par hain kya….?

Santu—nahi beta, asal me vo gaon se sheetal aur kinjal aa rahi hain to vo unko lene bus stand gaya hua hai.

Raj (mann me)—kyaaa…? Ye james bond ki aulad yaha kyo aa rahi hai….? Jarur meri jasusi karne aa rahi hogi…? Jab tak ye sheetal didi yaha rahegi tab tak to mera chodan bhojan karne ka sara program hi choupat ho jayega….main aur mera lund dono bechare bhukhe hi mar jayenge…..unke aane se pahle hi sapna mami ya nidhi ko chod leta hu.

Santu—suno sapna….main aaj khet par ja raha hu sone..tum sab ka intazam kar dena

Sapna—theek hai….yaha rahte bhi to kya hona jana tha tumse…kahi bhi raho.

Santu—tumse to baat karna hi bekar hai.

Khana khane ke baad apne kafi der tak vaha baitha raha aur sapna mami aur nidhi ko ishare karta raha lund ko khujla khujla ke…lekin madarchod…inki maa ko chodu..dono ne na me gardan hilakar mana kar diya to main bhi nirash ho kar lund pakad ke apne room me sone chala gaya.

Yaha ghar me mehman jyada hone ke karan thoda sone ki dikkat hone lagi to mami ne poli ko apne room me sone ko kaha jabki khud nidhi ke sath rashmi ke room me baate karne lagi..kyon ki abhi sheetal didi ko bhi aana tha to sab unka intazar kar rahi thi.

Udhar raat me meri need khulte hi main jab mpptne ko utha to mujhe sapna mami ke room ka gate halka khula hua dikha to main mootna bhul kar jaldi se unke room me ghus gaya.

Jaise hi unke bistar me baith kar maine dhire se unko awaz lagayi lekin koi prati kriya nahi huyi to mujhe laga ki mami so rahi hain vo bhi akele….mama to khet me chale gaye honge.

Main dhire dhire unke jism me hath ghumate huye jism ka swad lene laga…..jaise hi mera hath unki chuchiyo par gaya to unki chuchiya mujhe kafi choti lagi….khair mujhe kya….mujhe to unke chhed me apna pani nikalna tha…main dhire dhire chuchiyo ko dabane laga….ekdam thos chuchi thi….dabane me bahut maza aa raha tha.

Raj (mann me)—mami ne aaj lahanga choli kaise pahan liya….? Kahi aisa to nahi ki ye mami ki jagah koi aur ho... ? itne sare to mehman hain ghar me.....khair maa chudane do....mujhe chodne se matlab hai..kisi ki bhi ho, kya farak padta hai... ?

Maine dhire se choli khol di aur sath me bra ko bhi...aur usko chuchiyo ko muh me bhar ke chusne laga aur dusri ko masalne laga....tabhi vo kasmasane lagi....shayad uski need khul rahi thi ya phir khul chuki thi.

Ye poli thi jo mami ke bistar me so rahi thi.....mere jor jor se chuchi dabane se uski need khul gayi.....koi bhi aurat ya ladki chahe kitni bhi gahri need me ho, agar uske sanvedansheel ango ke sath chhed khani ki jaye to uski need jarur toot jati hai

Yaha bhi poli jaag chuki thi....aur samajh rahi thi ki ye santu mama hain matlab ki uske hone wale bade jija jo ki usko sapna mami samajh kar ye sab kar rahe hain....bechari badi uljhan me phans gayi thi.

Poli (mann me)—aaaaaa.....lagta hai ki bade jiju mujhe sapna didi samajh rahe hain.....ab kya karu....agar chillaungi to kahi aisa na ho jaye ki meri didi ki shadi hi tod de ye log.... ? aur chup rahti hu to meri izzat lutni pakki hai....thodi der intazar karti hu.....agar unhone mujhe chodne ki koshish ki to main unke kaan me dhire se bol dungi to unko pata chal jayega ki ye didi nahi main hu.

Chuchi chuste chuste aur masalte huye mujhe itna to andaza ho gaya tha ki ye sapna mami nahi hain....par jab usne koi virodh nahi kiya to mujhe laga ki usko bhi maza aa raha hai tabhi jagne ke baad bhi itni der se apni chuchiyo ko chuswate huye dabwaye aur masalwaye ja rahi hai.

Kafi der tak uski chuchiyo ko pine aur masalne ke baad maine uska lahanga utar diya aur sath me panty bhi....ab vo mere niche bilkul nangi thi....mera hath jaldi hi jannat ke uss darwaje tak pahuch gaya jo uski dono jangho ke beech ab tak chhupa hua tha.

Uski bur par halke halke mulayam reshmi baal the.....mere uski bur par hath lagane se poli gangana uthi…..aaj pahli baar koi mard uski bur ke sath khel raha tha....na chahte huye bhi usko isme asim anand ki anubhuti ho rahi thi jiski vajah se vo mujhe aage badhne se rok nahi pa rahi thi aur dusra ye sab uske sath pahli baar tha to usko sharam bhi bahut mahsoos ho rahi thi aisi haalat me kuch bhi kahne ki.....ye vo bhi janti thi ki vo ab bilkul poori tarah se nangi ho chuki hai.

Maine uske dono pairo ko phaila kar apni jeebh uski bur par laga di aur chatne laga....kuwari bur ka swad hi alag hota hai poli poori tarah se upar se niche tak jhan jhana gayi....usko aisa sukh milne ki katayi ummid nahi thi....usko aaj malum hua ki bur ko chatwane me bhi maza aata hai...vo dono hatho se apna muh dabaye huye apni bur ko chuswa rahi rahi thi aur khud hi apni bur ko mere muh par chipka rahi thi upar utha utha kar.

Jab uski bur poori tarah se laar bahane lagi to main samajh gaya ki ye ab poori tarah se chodne layak condition me aa gayi hai to jaldi se apne lower ko niche khiskaya aur baith kar uske dono pairo ko kandhe par taang liya.

Poli buri tarah se ghabra gayi ki ab kya karu.....vo kuch kahti ki usse pahle hi maine uske muh par hath rakh ke bur par lund rakha aur ek jabardast hanumani dhakka pel diya uski bur ke chhed me....mera lohe jaisa saand ka lund uski bur ko cheerta phadta hua aadha ghus gaya uski bur ke chhed ke andar.

Poli ko aisa laga jaise ki kisi ne uski bur me ek mota musal ghused kar uski bur ko phad diya ho....vo dard se chhat patate huye jor se cheekh uthi kintu uski cheekh mere hatho se dabe uske muh ke andar hi dafan ho kar rah gayi.

Maine usko kiss karne ke liye jaise hi hath ko halka sa hataya to usne ek lambhi saans khichi rote huye aur uski ghuti ghuti si awaz mujhe sunayi di.

Poli (rote huye)—Jijuuu...jijuuu....mainnnn....mainnn...poli....poliii

Raj (dhire se)—arey chupp.....Jab Ghus Gaya Aadha, Tab Kyo Boli.... ?

Poli (shocked..rote huye)—rajjjjj tummmm.....aaahhhh.....pls bahar nikal looo...meri bur ko bhosda bana diya haiii tumne... pls...bahar nikal looo

Raj (dhire se)—bas thoda sa aur bardast kar lo phir ye dard kabhi nahi hoga tumhe...aur ye kya..bhosda bhosda laga rakha hai...iska shuddh naam hai...".Mootra Nikashak, Shishu Utpadak, Anand Dayini Nalika."...kuch sikho mujhse... bas jab dekho bhosda bhosda chillati rahti ho tum log...abhi to tumhari bur hi hai, tumhari iss bur ko bhosda to ab banaunga main.

Maine uske hotho par apne hoth rakh ke unka ras pine laga aur dono hatho se uski chuchiyo ko masalne laga....kuch hi der me vo phir se garam ho gayi to maine bina usko bataye hi lund ko thoda bahar khich kar ek jor ka hanumani dhakka thonk diya uski bur me...aur lund raj poori nirdayta ke sath khushi khushi uski nazuk bur ko phad kar uski bur ko bhosda banate huye jad tak uski bachchedani ke muh se ja takraya.

Poli ab ki baar dard se tadapte huye behosh ho gayi....bur se khoon ki yamuna bah chali....maine kuch der uske hotho ko chumne ke baad tatol kar paas me rakhe table ka jug uthaya aur uske upar pani chhidak diya.

Hosh me aate hi vo rone lagi to maine phir se lip lock kar diya..aur dhire dhire usko chodne laga chuchi dabate huye...kuch hi der me uska rona siskiyo me badal gaya aur vo chudasi ho kar apni gaand upar utha utha kar mere lund par maarne lagi...to maine bhala kaha piche rahne wala tha....maine bhi uski gaand ko niche daba kar uski bur me lund ke tagde dhakke marne laga.

Lund ke har dhakke ke sath poli ki bur charmarane lagi aur vo dheeli ho kar bur se bhosda banne lagi ....poli ko bhi ab apni didi ki shadi tootne ka darr nahi tha aur vo chudasi bhi ho chuki thi poori tarah se....sab kuch bhul kar vo bhi apni bur ke pahli baar chudne ka anand lene lagi.

Raj (kaan me)—ab kaisa lag raha hai....dard ho raha hai... ?

Poli (dhire se)—nahiii...ab nahiii ho raha haiii.....achcha lag raha hai..ab...aaaaa

Raj (kaan me)—to ab to mann se apni bur de do mujhe chodne ko

Poli (kaan me)—le to rahe ho meri bur…..ab kaise du, tumhi sikha do mujhe….?

Raj (kaan me)—chodte samay gandi gandi baat karte huye chodne aur chudwane dono me jyada maza aata hai….tum bhi kuch gandi gandi baate karo.

Poli (kaan me)—mujhe nahi malum....tumhi sikha do mujhe gandi gandi baate....jab mere ghar tum aaoge, tab bolungi… abhi mujhe sharam aati hai.

Raj (dhire se)—tumhari chuchiya bahut tight hain.....kisi se dabwayi ho ki nahi kabhi….?

Poli—nahiii…..aaj pahli baar dabwa rahi hu

Raj—to batao kaisa lag raha hai chuchi dabwane me.... ?

Poli—bahut gudgudi ho rahi hai.....bas lagta hai ki tum aise hi hamesha meri chuchi dabate raho aur main tumse apni chuchiya dabwati rahu....bina kisi rok tok ke

Raj—itna maza aa raha hai chuchiya masalwane me.... ?

Poli—bahut maza aa raha hai....ruko mat bas aise hi masalte raho...khoob jor jor se.....daba daba ke khoob badi badi kar do meri chuchiyo ko...bilkul arushi didi ki tarah

Raj—kyaaa...tumhari arushi didi ki chuchiya khoob badi badi hain.... ?

Poli—haan.....mere se bahut badi hain

Raj—tumne dekhi hain kabhi apni didi ki chuchiya.... ?

Poli—bahut baar dekh chuki hu.....nahate huye didi ki nangi chuchiyo ko....papite jaisi hain unki chuchiya ....unki chuchiyo me bhi meri tarah nipple bilkul chote chote hain.

Raj—achcha...kabhi apni arushi didi ko poori nangi bhi dekha hai..... ?

Poli—maine didi ko kabhi poori nangi to nahi dekha magar kayi baar peshab karte huye unki bur ko jarur dekha hai.

Raj (chodne ki speed badhate huye khush ho kar)—achcha.....kaisi dikhti hai tumhari didi ki bur.... ? kya tumhare jaisi hai... ?

Poli—nahii....aaaa.....didi ki bur to meri bur se bahut badi hai aur khoob phooli huyi hai ekdam double roti ki tarah....

Raj—achcha...kyaa tumhari didi ki bur chikni hai.... ?

Poli—nahii....didi ki bur me to mujhse bhi bahut jyada badi badi jhaante hain....lekin bilkul mulayam lagti hain unki jhaante.

Raj—achcha kabhi apni mummy ki bur bhi dekhi hai ki nahi.... ?

Poli—dekhi hai....mummy ki bur to arushi didi ki bur se bhi bahut badi hai aur khoob phati huyi bhi hai mummy ki bur.

Raj—tumhare papa khoob chodte honge tumhari mummy ki bur ko...hai na.... ?

Poli—chheee...aisa mat bolo...aur vaise bhi vo mujhe dikha dikha kar thode hi karenge..jo mujhe pata hoga.

Raj—tumhari mummy ki to phir gaand bhi badi hogi... ?

Poli—jab mummy ki bur itni badi hai to gaand kyo nahi hogi….mummy ki gaand bhi khoob badi hai…. khoob bade bade chutad hain mummy ke…aur mummy ke chutad khoob phaile huye bhi hain….jab mummy chalti hain to unke dono chutad khoob hilte hain.

Mujhe uski baato ne aur bhi mast kar diya tha...khas kar ke choti mami ke baare me jaan kar bada achcha laga...main ab khoob hachak hachak ke uski bur ko chodte huye poli ko pola banane me lag gaya...vo bhi apni gaand utha utha ke chudwane me mast ho chuki thi.

Poli—aaaaa.....achcha...rajj..ek baat sach sach bataoge..... ?

Raj—kyaaaa….?

Poli—arushi didi se phone par dinesh jiju ban kar tumhi baat karte ho na.... ?dekho jhuth mat bolna...maine tumhari awaz ko pahchan liya hai..... ?

Raj—haan…vo main hi tha…..

Poli—tumne aisa kyo kiya….? Pata hai arushi didi jiju se matlab ki tumse kitna pyar karne lagi hain.....har samay vo bas mobile hi liye huye baar check karti rahti hain ki kahi koi missed call to aaya tumhara....jab unhe sachchayi malum hogi to kitni taklif hogi unhe...kabhi socha hai tumne..... ? ...rajj..vo tumhe dilo jaan se chahne lagi hain.

Raj—kitna chahne lagi hain.... ?

Poli—itna ki main bata nahi sakti....

Raj—achcha..apni didi ko mujhse chudwaogi.... ? bas ek baar apni arushi didi ki bur mujhse chudwa do ….

Poli—rajjjjj…aaaaaaaa……pls…aisa mat socho unke baare me.....aur vaise bhi unhone jiju ko to dekha nahi hai aur tumse bahut pyar karti hain vo…..vo tumhe khud hi ek baar mangne par apni bur tumhe chodne ko de dengi…koi virodh kiye bina hi…..

Ab tak poli do baar jhad chuki thi….teesri baar uska hone wala tha aur main bhi ab apna lava ugalne ki kagar par hi tha to jor jor se uski bur ko pelne laga.

Poli—aaaaaaa…..rajjjj…..aisee hiiii….aurr jorr se…..chodo meri bur ko…….bana do meri bur ko…chod chod ke bhosda aaj… phad do ….meri bur…….khoob dheeli kar do…..meri bur ko……aise…hi pelo……aaaaaa….uuuuuffff….aaaa

Main ab uski chuchiyo ko dono hatho me bhar ke kas kas meesne laga aur tagde hanumani jhatke uski bur me dene laga… har dhakke ke sath uski bur ki nazuk pankhudiya dheeli hoti padne lagi.

Magar Tabhi sala madarchod palang hi toot gaya....to main jaldi se khade ho kar poli ko apni kamar me lapet kar uske dono pair idhar udhar kar ke lund phir se uski bur me thoons diya aur ghacha ghach chodne laga.....agle paanch minute ki ghamasan chudayi ke baad hum dono sath me jhadne lage.

Magar Tabhi.......

Vahi dusri taraf shaam ko sheetal aur kinjal bus se apne mama ke yaha jane ke liye nikal gayi…..abhi pahuchne me koi aadhe ghante ka samay baki tha ki tabhi bus achanak ruk gayi beech sunsan jagah par….bus ko ussi city tak hi jana tha to lagbhag adhik tar yatri utar chuke the…kewal dus barah log hi bache the bus me.

Bus ke achanak aise rukne se sabhi pareshan ho gaye….jyadatar log aas paas ke gaon ke hi the…. conductor ne bataya ki bus ka excel toot gaya hai isliye bus ab aage nahi jayegi….sheetal aur kinjal behad pareshan ho gayi…jabki baki log paidal hi apne gaon ki oor chal diye.

Sheetal—bhaiya…kaise bhi kar ke bus ko chalu karao….hame uss city tak jana tha…aur abhi to vo yaha se 10-15 km ki doori par hai.

Driver—dekho hum kuch nahi kar sakte…..din me kisi mechanic ko bulayenge tab ja kar repairing ka kaam ho payega… aap dono koi dusra sadhan dekh ke chali jao.

Kinjal—magar yaha to koi nahi dikh raha hai…dekho raat ke 11 baj chuke hain….iss samay hum ladkiya kaha jayengi.. kuch to taras khao hum par

Conductor—hum kuch nahi kar sakte…koi dusra vahan pakad lo ya phir paas ke hi kisi gaon me ruk kar raat gujar lo…subah chali jana.

Sheetal—chalo didi…inse baat karne ka koi fayda nahi hai.

Kinjal—uff ab kya kare…kis musibat me pad gaye hain….? Ye sab tumhari vajah se hai….jab sabne kaha ki raat me mat jao, tab kisi ki baat nahi mani…ab bhugto….sath me main bhi phans gayi tumhare….?

Sheetal—ab mujhe kya pata tha ki bus bigad jayegi beech jungle me….?

Kinjal—ufffff….ye mobile me network bhi nahi hai yaha par….kisi ko call kar ke bata bhi nahi sakte…

Dono bahut der tak road me khadi rah ke kisi gadi ke aane ki pratiksha karti rahi lekin iss sunsan raat me itne time koun aata jata hai….thak haar kar dono paidal hi chalne lagi…magar rasta abhi bahut door tha…magar tabhi unhe piche se kisi gadi ke aane ki light dikhayi padi to dono ko kuch ummid jagi.

Gadi ke paas aate hi dono ne hath hila kar rukne ka ishara kiya…..gadi ke rukte hi uska gate khula aur phir tabhi…..

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Dono bahut der tak road me khadi rah ke kisi gadi ke aane ki pratiksha karti rahi lekin iss sunsan raat me itne time koun aata jata hai….thak haar kar dono paidal hi chalne lagi…magar rasta abhi bahut door tha…magar tabhi unhe piche se kisi gadi ke aane ki light dikhayi padi to dono ko kuch ummid jagi.

Gadi ke paas aate hi dono ne hath hila kar rukne ka ishara kiya…..gadi ke rukte hi uska gate khula aur phir tabhi…..

Ab aage……

Gadi ke rukte hi uska gate khula aur phir tabhi…..

“Tum dono yaha beech road par kya kar rahi ho….?” Bahar nikalte huye ek shakhs ne kaha.

Dar asal ye police ki gadi thi jo ki petrolling par nikli thi….sheetal aur kinjal ne isko hi hath diya tha rukne ke liye….do khubsurat ladkiyo ko aadhi raat me sunsan road par akeli dekh kar unhone gadi rok di…

Sheetal—sir, hamari bus kharab ho gayi hai….aur ghar jane ke liye koi sadhan nahi mil raha hai…

Hawaldar 1—sidhe sidhe ye kyo nahi kahti ki tum dono call girl ho aur grahak ki talash me yaha khadi ho…aur kya pata kisi se chudwa kar aa rahi hogi…?

Sheetal (jor se)—hawaldar sahab, jara tamiz se baat kijiye.

Panduram—yeee ladki jyada unchi awaz me baat nahi..samjhi..ek to dono ki dono Sali randi dhandha karti hain aur upar itna taav.

Hawaldar 2—main to kahta hu ki dono ko police thane le chalo…

Kinjal—haaa, hum aisi ladkiya nahi hain….hamara vishwash kijiye..hamari bus sach me kharab ho gayi hai.

Hawaldar 3—achcha teri bus kharab ho gayi hai …..lekin hame to raste me koi bus road ke kinare nahi mili…usko to road par hi hona chahiye tha na…?

Hawaldar 4—ye dono Sali randi jhuth bol rahi hain…le chalo dono ko thane…aur inke upar dhandha karne ka case banao..

Kinjal (pareshan)—nahi sir, aisa mat kariye…hum bahut sharif ghar se hain….hum aisi ladki nahi hain…hamara yakin kariye aap.

Panduram—dekho bahut ho chuka ye natak….dalo re dono ko gadi me aur le chalo thane…main abhi sahab ko call kar ke batata hu.

Kinjal (rote huye)—sir, hamari baat maniye…hum sach kah rahe hain

Hawaldar 1 —dekho agar tum dono chaho to yahi kuch le de kar mamla rafa dafa ho sakta hai…warna agar sahab tak baat chali gayi to phir tum dono ko koi nahi bacha sakta.

Sheetal—theek hai….ye lijiye…hamare paas itne hi paise hain…aur hame jane dijiye

Hawaldar 2—paise ka kya hum achar dalenge…?

Kinjal (rote huye)—hamare paas aur kuch bhi nahi hai.

Panduram—dekho…hame bhi apni bur de do…bas aaj raat ki to baat hai…paanch log hi to hain….aram se jhel logi tum dono

Sheetal (gusse me)—hawaldarrr…..chattaaakkkk

Panduram (gusse me)—madarchod Sali randi….tune mujhe thappad mara…..le chalo re dono ko thane…..aaj vahi dono ko nangi kar ke….inki chudai ki video banayenge.

Kinjal (gidgidate huye)—nahiii sirr hamari baat suniye….aisa mat kijiyeeee..plsss

Dono gidgidati rahi lekin unlogo ne jabardasti dono ke hatho me hathkadi pahna ke gadi me bitha liya aur thane ki taraf chal diye….panduram ne deshraj ko bhi phone kar ke sab bata diya.

Idhar jab main poli ki bur ko bum bhosda bana kar utha to mujhe kisi ke rone ki awaz sunayi di….sath me rashmi didi ke mera naam chillane ki bhi….maine toote huye palang ki patti ko pahle ki tarah fit kar ke uske niche stool rakh diya..jisse turant kisi ko pata na chale ki ye aaj raat me hi toota hai aur main dhire se bahar nikal gaya room ke.

Maine dekha ki sab log haal me jama the….mujhe itni raat me sab ke ek sath baithe hone par behad hairani huyi to main bhi vahi chala gaya. ..maine dekha ki sapna mami aur bindu mami ro rahi thi….dinesh mama apna sir jhukaye baithe the.

Raj (hairan)—mamiii..! kya baat hai, aap ro kyo rahi ho…..?

Rashmi (jor se)—kaha tha tu ab tak….? Kab se tujhe dhoond rahi hu magar tujhe to kisi se koi lena dena hi nahi hai..chahe koi jiye ya mare....bas apne aap se hi tujhe matlab rahta hai.

Santu—rashmi beta, shant ho jao..beti

Raj (hairan)—mami....mama...akhir koi mujhe batayega ki akhir baat kya hai.... ? mami ro kyo rahi hain.... ?

Sapna (rote huye)—rajjj...vooo...sheetallll....

Sheetal shabd sunte hi mere chehre ka poora rang hi ud gaya…..dil me ek tez bechaini si uthne lagi….mera mann kayi tarah ki ashankao se ghirne laga….dil me ek darr sa lagne laga ki kahi koi anhoni to nahi huyi sheetal didi ke sath….itna sochte hi meri ruh tak kaamp gayi.

Raj (bechain ho kar)—kyaaa hua sheetal didi ko…..? mami mujhe batao…kya hua didi ko….?

Sapna (rote huye)—betaa…vooo…vooo

Raj (bechain nam ankhe)—chote mama…aap bataiye…aap to lene gaye the na didi ko….? Kaha hain meri sheetal didi….? Bataiye mama…..kyaaa hua unheee…..? agar unhe ..kuchhhh…bhiii..huaaa…tooo pooreee shaharrr koo aag laga dungaaa

Dinesh—rajj…asal me sheetal aur kinjal ko police ne lock up me band kar rakha hai.

Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaa….magar kyo…..?

Dinesh—asal me yaha aate samay unki bus raste me kharab ho gayi thi…to dono raat me road par khadi ho kar koi sadhan milne ka intazar kar rahi thi….tabhi police ki petrolling gadi vaha aa gayi aur dono ko thane pakad le gaye….main bus stand par hi unka intazar kar raha tha tabhi vo log dono ko lekar vaha se nikle the…mujhe dekh kar dono ne rote huye jor se chillaya to maine dekh liya..aur phir unke piche piche thane pahuch gaya….lekin vo dono ko chhodne ko taiyar hi nahi hain….sheetal ne mujhe asli baat batayi….maine yaha ke thanedar se bhi baat ki to usne bhi mana kar diya.

Raj (shocked)—lekin isme to unn dono ki koi galti nahi hai…phir unko arrest kaise kiya unn logo ne…? kya jurm kiya hai unn dono ne….?

Dinesh—vo….vo….police wale kahte hain ki sheetal aur kinjal….galat kaam karte huye pakdi gayi hain…sheetal ka kahna hai ki vo log unse badatmizi kar rahe the gadi rok ke….aur unke sath galat kaam karne ki koshish kar rahe the.

Mama ki baat sunte hi mere tan badan me aag lag gayi…..mere jism ka har ek hissa uss aag me jalne laga…jin ankho se abhi anshu tapakna shuru ho gaye the, ab unme gusse ki jwala bhadak uthi thi….main turant uth kar khada ho gaya.

Santu—beta..tum pareshan mat ho…main kal kisi achche vakil se baat karunga….sab theek ho jayega.

Raj (ankhe band kiye huye)—uss thane ka thanedar koun hai…..?

Santu—deshraj

Bas aur meri ankhe khul gayi…..ekdam lal….suraj ke saman aag ugalti huyi….main sidhe bahar nikal kar bike start karne laga…mujhe bike start karte dekh sab bahar bhagte huye aaye…shayad unke mann me mere sath bhi koi anhoni hone ka darr baith gaya tha.

Santu—rajj beta…hum kal vakil se baat karenge na….

Raj (serious face lekin gusse me)—dinesh mama…piche gadi me baitho…

Dinesh—raj…kal baat karenge na…

Santu (excellator kam jyada karte huye)—piche baitho… dinesh mama

Bindu (ghabrate huye)—rajj…beta…aise police se uljhana theek nahi hai….deshraj..bahut khatarnak hai.

Raj (jor se chillate huye gusse me)—mamaaaa madarchodddd……teriiii maaaa koooo choduuuu….. picheeee baithhhh aur mamiiii aap ne kya kaha abhi..? deshraj bahut khatarnak hai….?
“Fategi Aaaj Se Sab ki Fategi…..Iss Saand Se Kisi Ki Nahi Bachegi.”

Mere aise jor se gusse me gali dene se sab ke pairo tale jamin khisak gayi…..gusse se mera poora chehra ekdam lal ho kar tamtama raha tha.....mujhe itna gusse me dekh kar sabhi ke andar dahshat bhar gayi.....dinesh mama ki aisi gaand phati ki vo turant bina kuch bole chupchap mere piche bike me baith gaya....magar tabhi rashmi didi gusse me aate huye mujhe marne ke liye hath uthaya hi tha ki maine pakad liya....

Rashmi (gusse me..hath uthate huye)—rajjjj……ye kya tarika hai baat karne ka…..?

Raj (gusse me jor se)—iss samay apni koi bhi bakchodi nahi karna……warna yahi patak kar teri gaand phad dunga….meri koi jhaant bhi nahi ukhad lega…samajh gayiii

Rashmi ko aise jawab ki bilkul bhi ummid nahi thi….rashmi hi kya sabhi meri baat se sakte me aa gaye the….ab kisi ki bhi himmat nahi ho rahi thi mujhe kuch bhi kahne ki…….itne gusse me sabne mujhe aaj pahli baar dekha tha…..bahar aangan me khet me boundry lagane ke liye cement ke bane pole me lapet kar lagbhag 50 kg kaante wali taar ka bundle rakha hua tha….maine ek hath se uss bundle ko pole sahit utha liya….aur phir vaha se nikal gaya.

Ek hath se bundle pakad kar bike chalane me mujhe dikkat ho rahi thi to raste me maine bike mama ko thama di aur full speed me chalne ko kaha…..mama bechara darte darte bike chala raha tha.

Raj (gusse me)—chal piche baith..mujhe chalane de….tere bas ki baat nahi hai…..ye bundle beech me pakad ke baith ja agar ye bundle kahi bhi gira to teri gaand tod dunga..samajh gaya…chal baith piche.

Marta kya na karta…mama darr ke mare jaldi se piche baith gaya uss bundle ko pakad kar….uske baithate hi maine bike ko 120 km ki speed me douda diya…mama ki to halat hi kharab ho gayi….kyon ki raste me gaddhe aur braker ke sath sath turning wale mod bhi bahut the lekin maine speed kahi kam nahi ki….bike ko sidhe police stattion ke andar ghusa diya… uss samay thane me kul six log hi the….baki char log petroling par gaye huye the.

Constable (chillate huye)—yeee….kaha ghusa chala aa raha hai bho……..aaaaaahhhhhhhh……marrr gayaaaa reeee

Uss constable ne hame baike sahit andar jate dekh kar doudte huye paas me aaya aur jaise hi uske muh se gali poori ho pati maine vahi kaanto wale taar ka bundle jisko ki pole se pakad rakha tha…..ghuma kar uske muh par mara to vo dard se cheekhte huye door ja gira….uska chehra jagah jagah se phat gaya.

Raj (dahadte huye)—deshrajjjjjjjj…..bahar nikal madarchoddd….teri maa ko choduuuu

Hawaldar 1—koun hai be tu….? Hamare sahab ko gali dene ki teri himmat kaise huyi Aur andar kaise aaya tu…..?

Raj (gusse me)—madarchodddd.....teri maa ko choduu.....tadddaaaakkkkkkkkkk....Apne Baap Ko Nahi Pahchanta.

Hawaldar 1—aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

"Bachaoooooooooo....... chhoddd dooo.....nahiiiiiiiii... aaaaaaa " kisi ladki ki cheekhne ki awaz aayi.

Kisi ke cheekhne ki awaz sunte hi main tezi se udhar bhaga.....aur vaha ka nazara dekhte hi mera gussa satve aasmaan par pahuch gaya.....samne lockup me paanch police wale sheetal aur kinjal didi ke sath jabardasti karne ki koshish kar rahe the unke kapde kayi jagah se phate huye the aur muh se khoon bah raha tha.

Raj (gusse me jor se)—madarchodooooo......tumhari maa ko choduuuu

Sheetal (rote huye)—rajjjjjjjj

Mere jor se chillane ki awaz sun kar vo sabhi chounk gaye.....jabki sheetal didi aur kinjal didi mujhe vaha dekh kar aur bhi jor jor se rone lagi....unki ankho se nikalta hua anshu ka har ek katra mere andar ke jwalamukhi ko aur bhi teevra karta ja raha tha.

Maine lockup ke gate par lage taale ko uss bundle ke ek hi vaar se tod diya aur ek laat maar kar lockup khol ke andar ghus gaya.....mere aise andar aane se vo sabhi saham gaye.

Panduram—kkk...koun hai be tu madar......aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Raj (gusse me)—mama...bahar se lockup band kar do....

Hawaldar 2—koun hai be tuu…..? pakad lo re iss sale ko…..aahhhhhhhhhhh…

Raj (gusse me)— ” Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”…….madarchodo tumhari maa ko chodu…Agar Ek Baar Bhi Iss Saand ne Tumhari Biwi ki Bur Mein Lund Daal Ke Chod Diya Na To Football Ka Maidan Ban jayega.

Hawaldar 3—areyyy…..ye to vahiii haiiii……uss dinn wala…aaaaaaaaaa

Aur phir mera kahar chalu ho gaya……..paancho ke poore sharir ko maine uss kaante wali taar se maar maar ke chhalni kar diya…..lockup ke andar unke dard me cheekhne ki awaz charo taraf goonjne lagi……kaante wali taar upar se jiska vajan 50 kg ka ho, jiske sharir me jor se lagegi, uski chot ka andaza lagana koi mushkil kaam nahi hai….sab bahar bhagne ke liye doude lekin lockup to bahar se band ho chuka tha.

Panduram (khoon se lathpath)—hame maaf kar do……hamse galti ho gayiii….hame malum nahi tha ki ye dono tumhare pahchan ki hainn…pls…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Raj (gusse me)—madarchoddd….teri maa ko choduu…..inhi hatho se tune meri sheetal didi ko chhua tha na….ab ye hath hi nahi rahenge aaj ke baad….kisi ko chhune ke liye

Panduram (dard me cheekhte huye)—aaaaahhhhhhhhhh…….marrrrr gayaaaaaaaaaa…. bachaaooooooo

Maine pancho ko maar maar ke adhmara kar diya….aur phir panduram ke dono hatho ko chhati me pair rakh ke uske sharir se ukhad kar door phenk diya…..khoon ka tez favvara nikal kar mere upar pada…. sheetal aur kinjal mera ye roop dekh ke saham gayi……jabki baki charo ko to apni mout nazar aane lagi ….lekin unke hath pair chhalni ho chuke the, vaha se ek kadam bhi uth kar bhag sakne ki himmat nahi rah gayi thi ab unme.

Charo (kampte huye)—hame chhod do…..aaj ke baad galti nahi hogi…..

Raj (gusse me)—jarur tum logo se aaj ke baad koi galti nahi hogi…..kyon ki “Galti to Jinda Log Karte Hain….Murdo Se Galti nahi Hoti.”

Hawaldar 2—aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hawaldar 3—aahhhhhhhhhh

Hawaldar 4—aaaaaaa….bachaaoooooooo

Raj (gusse me)—madarchodo…..tumhari maa ko chodu…..tum logo ne sheetal didi ko hath lagaya……meri zindagi ko hath laga kar aaj bahut badi galti kar di tum logo ne.

Kinjal (ghabra kar)—sheetalll…rok..raj ko….nahi to…vo inn sabko jaan se maar dega aajjjj

Sheetal (hosh me aate huye)—rajjjjj…rukkk jaooooo

Dinesh—rukkk jaooo rajjj…vo marr jayenge

Raj (gusse me)—nahiiii…..aaj to mainnn khud apnii bhi nahiii sununga…..inn logo ne apko chhua bhi kaise….

Iske baad sirf unki cheekhe hi goonjti rahi vaha par…..main unhe uss bundle se tab tak marta raha jab tak ki unki saanse chalni band nahi ho gayi……sheetal aur kinjal didi chillati rahiii magar main nahi rukaaaa…..mujh par to khoon sawar ho chuka tha…..pancho ke marr jane ke baad bhi unhe maarta gaya….maarta gaya…..maarta gayaa

Sheetal (rote huye jor se)—rajjjj ruk jaoooo……vo sab marrr chuke hainnnnn…..tumhe apni sheetal didi ki kasamm…ruk jaooooo

Aur mere hath vahi ruk gaye…..maine bundle vahi patak ke unn dono ke paas gaya to dono mujhse lipat ke rone lagi… maine unke muh se bahte huye khoon ko saaf kiya.

Raj (jor se)—mama….udhar kahi chabi hogi….la kar inki hathkadi kholo

Dinesh mama bhag kar chabi dhoondne lage...kafi der baad unhe chabi mil hi gayi to turant aa kar dono ki hathkadi kholi.. dono abhi bhi mujhse lipat ke rone me hi lagi huyi thi.

Sheetal (rote huye)—ye kya ho gaya raj... ?

Kinjal (rote huye)—ye sab to marr gaye...

Raj (gusse me)—marr jane do….aaj ke baad koi bhi apko pareshan karne se pahle hazar baar sochega….mama dono ko ghar chhod kar aao

Sheetal—nahii…main tujhe yaha chhod kar nahii jaungiii

Kinjal—rajj. Jaldi yaha se nikal jao tum….nahi to khoon ke iljam me pakad lenge ye harami tumhe…

Raj (jor se)—mama…sunayi nahi diya kya ek baar me.... ? dono ko ghar le kar jao

Sheetal—nahii..tu bhi chalega hamare sath...main kuch nahii jantii

Raj—didi....ek bike me char log nahi banenge...vaise bhi rasta dhang ka nahi hai....aap dono jao....mama ke loutate hi main bhi aa jaunga.

Dono jane ko taiyar hi nahi thi...badi mushkil se maine samjha kar dono ko mama ke sath ghar bhej diya .... unke jate hi maine sabhi police walo ki laash ekatthi kar ke unke upar unki hi gadi ka petrol nikal kar chhidak diya....aur sath me deewar par bhi aur phir aag laga di....sath me uss constable ko bhi utha kar ussi aag me phenk diya...apne shirt aur pant jinme ki unka khoon laga hua tha vo bhi aag ke hawale kar diya.

Poora police station dhu dhu kar ke jalne laga....aur main vaha se nikal liya...

Raj (mann me)—Ab Saare Saboot Swaha....Deshraj aaj se teri ulti ginti shuru ho gayi….

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Dono jane ko taiyar hi nahi thi...badi mushkil se maine samjha kar dono ko mama ke sath ghar bhej diya....unke jate hi maine sabhi police walo ki laash ekatthi kar ke unke upar unki hi gadi ka petrol nikal kar chhidak diya....aur sath me deewar par bhi aur phir aag laga di....sath me uss constable ko bhi utha kar ussi aag me phenk diya...apne shirt aur pant jinme ki unka khoon laga hua tha vo bhi aag ke hawale kar diya.

Poora police station dhu dhu kar ke jalne laga....aur main vaha se nikal liya...

Raj (mann me)—Ab Saare Saboot Swaha....Deshraj aaj se teri ulti ginti shuru ho gayi….

Ab aage.......

Main police station se bahar nikal aaya....iss samay mere badan par kuch bhi nahi tha....pant, shirt, baniyan sab to aag me phenk diya tha aur chadii pahne to ek jamana ho gaya....mujhe to ab yaad bhi nahi ki akhiri baar maine chaddi kab pahni thi.... ? ek hath me purse aur dusre hath me mobile jarur tha, jo ki maine kapdo ko aag ke hawale karne se pahle nikal liya tha.

Lekin mujhe iss baat ka dhyan hi kaha tha ki main poori tarah se nanga hu….main to abhi bhi gusse ki aag me jal raha tha.. mere dimag me bas deshraj ghum raha tha.

Main police station se bahar nikal kar apna ek hath bhar ka ghanta jhulate huye main road par paidal hi deshraj ke baare me sochte huye chalne laga.

Paidal chalte huye ab main thane se kafi aage nikal aaya tha ki tabhi meri nazar road ke kinare lage ek hand pump par gayi to dhyan aaya ki mere jism par bhi unn madarchodo ka ganda khoon laga hua hai to main vahi baith kar nahane laga.

Nahate huye bhi main deshraj ke bare me hi soch raha tha….tabhi shor sharaba hone laga…..thane me lagi aag ab vikral roop dharan kar chuki thi…..jiski lapte door se hi dekhi ja sakti thi.

Kuch hi der me fire bigrade aur police ki gadiyo ki cyren ki awaze raat ke iss shant vatavaran ko bhang karne lagi…..main vahi se khade ho kar jalte huye thane ko dekhne laga.

Mama gandu abhi tak nahi aaya tha….raat me so chuke log bhi uth kar morning walk ki tarah road me doudte huye dikhayi dene lage…..jab shor sharaba bahut jyada hone laga.....to main bhi tamasha dekhne ke liye ek baar phir se thane ki oor chal diya.

Jaise hi vaha pahucha to dekha ki vaha to bilkul chaka jaam hai….bahut bheed jama ho chuki thi….fire bigrade wale aag par kabu pane ki koshish me lage huye the to police wale public ko sambhalne me…..tabhi maine ek aurat se pucha jo ki piche khadi ho kar tamasha dekh rahi thi…

Raj (uski sari pakad ke)—bhaii sahab…apni ye lungi mujhe do na.

“Uuueeeee…..maaaaaa……yeee too saanddd haiii….chhodd merii sariii” usne jaise hi palat kar mujhe dekha aur lund ko dekhte hi uski ankhe phat ke bahar nikal aayi….vo turant vaha se bhag khadi huyi.

Uske aurat ke vaha se bhagte hi maine ek admi se yaha ka haal chaal pata karne ki niyat se pucha.....

Raj—bhai sahab yaha kis film ki shooting ho rahi hai…..? iss film ka hero kaha hai…?

“Chutiye tujhe ye film ki sh..oo..ti..ng………..abey ye..kyaaa haiiii….?” Uss admi ki nazar kuch bolte bolte jaise hi mere ghante par gayi to uska ghanta baj gaya…..vo shocked ho kar mere lund ki taraf dekh kar chakit andaz me bola.

Raj (purse dikhate huye)—ye..ye…to…mera purse hai.

Vo (shocked)—abey….vo to mujhe bhi dikh raha hai ki ye purse hai……(Lund ki taraf ungli dikhate huye) magar…ye kyaa hai….?

Raj (mobile dikhate huye)—ohhhh…achcha….yeeee….ye to mera mobile hai.

Vo (dhire se)—lagta hai sala pagal hai….bheed me se jarur isne kisi ka purse aur mobile maar liya hai….kahi mera hi to nahi maar diya chutiye ne….?..(apne jeb check kar ke)—ohhh...thanks mera nahi hai....

Raj—bahan ji..aap ne meri baat ka jawab nahi diya….?

Vo (shocked)—kyaaaa….bahan jiiii….? Main tujhe bahan ji dikhta hu sale pagal….?

Raj—haan to phir batate kyo nahi nahi ki yaha kis film ki shooting chal rahi hai aur iska hero koun hai…?

Vo (sir pakad ke)—ohhhh…kaha se iss pagal ke chakkar me pad gaya main…..achcha dekh main tujhe sidhe hero se mila deta hu…usse sab puch lena..jo jo tere ko puchna hai..theek haiii..

Raj—okk theek hai…

Vo (ungli se ishara karte huye)—vooo….dekh ..vo admi jo boundry ke paas khade ho kar andhere me moot raha hai na…vahi hai iss film ka hero…….ja usse puch le sab..

Mere chehre par chamak aa gayi kyon ki vo kone me khada admi aur koi nahi balki deshraj tha…..aag ki roshni me uska chehra saaf saaf dikh gaya tha mujhe….main turant iss admi ko chhod kar ek bike me dikki ki jagah par thaila latak raha tha…dhire se usko nikala aur sidhe deshraj ke piche ja kar khada ho gaya.

Deshraj iss samay mootne ke sath sath kisi se mobile par baat karne me magan tha…..maine thaila ka muh khola aur jaldi se dono hath upar kar ke deshraj ka sir aur muh usme ghused kar usko tooti huyi boundry ke piche andhere me khich liya.

Aur phir de dana dan...de danadan....laat aur ghoonso ki barsat kar di....uske muh aur gaand par….apne upar huye iss achanak hamle se deshraj buri tarah se ghabra gaya….lekin uske muh se kewal goonnn…gooonnn ke siwa kuch nahi nikal raha tha..kyon ki maine thaile ke lace ko uski gardan ke charo oor kas ke pakad rakha tha.

Raj—madarchoddd…teri maa ko choduu…..bahut charbi chadh gayi hai na tujheee…..tadakkkk….tadakkkkk…tadakkkkk.. aaj ke baad tu mujhe jis jagah bhi dikh jayega, vahi tujhe ghasit ghasit ke marunga.

Karib 15 minute tabiyat se maine usko jamin, gobar aur kaanto me ghasit ghasit kar jam kar koota…..uska poora sharir lahu luhan ho gaya tha…magar tabhi kisi hawaldar ne, jo ki vaha mootne aaya tha….usne mujhe usko maarte huye dekh liya…

Hawaldar (jor se chillate huye)—koun haiiiii…..? sabbb idharrr aaooo….koi hamareee inspector sahabbb ko maarrr raha haiiii.

Uski awaz sunte hi sab bhagte huye aane lage....lekin unke aane tak maine usko jam kar itna to dho diya tha ki ab vo kuch din tak to bistar se uthne layak bhi nahi rahega.

Raj (kaan me)—ab teri biwi to chud gayiii…..main to chala ab teri biwi ki bur ko bhosda banane…..tab tak vaha sab log pahuchte main jaldi se usko ek laat maar ke andhere me bhag kar dusri taraf se main road me aa gaya…..unn logo ne jaldi se deshraj ko pakad ke khada kiya….khada hote hi usne jaldi se apni revolver nikali aur dhaanyyy….dhaanyyy…sabhi six goli andhere me fire kar di.

Deshraj (jor se)—jaoooo….aaaaahhhhh….dhoondo usse…..mera muh kyaa dekh rahe hoo….bahanchod bachna nahi chahiyeeee

Hawaldar—sahab …aap ke muh se khoon bah raha haiii….chaliye aap ko doctor ke paas le chalta hu…

Deshraj (chillate)—chall bhag madarchoddd….mujhe jaldi se ghar jana haii….vaha meri biwi chudi ja rahi haii aur tujhe hospital ki padi haii….chal jaldi jeep nikal aur bula le sab ko….jaldi kar,,

Hawaldar—par sahab …yaha aag bhi to bujhana haiii

Deshraj (gusse me)—madarchodd…aaaaaaaa…..vahaa merii biwi chudi ja rahiii haii aur tujhe iss aag ki padi haii….jal jane de iskoo…pahle sab mere sath,,mere ghar chalo..jaldiii

Deshraj sab ko le kar vaha se nikal gaya…aur main road me khade ho kar mama ka intazar karne laga jo ki jyada nahi karna pada….vo mujhe nanga dekhte hi shocked ho gaya…khas kar ke mere latkan das ko dekh kar ke…usne tauliye se apna uh baandh rakha tha jisse koi uska chehra na dekh le…

Raj—aise ankhe phad ke kya dekh rahe ho mama….? Chalo apni touliya do mujhe….aur ye kya ladkiyo ki tarah muh chhupa rakha hai…?

Dinesh (shocked)—rajjj….ye kyaaa haiiii….?

Raj—kyo tere paas nahii hai kyaa….? Chal tauliya de jaldi se…

Dinesh (hairani se latkan das ko dekhte huye)—ye looo.....

Raj (tauliya lapet kar)—ab chalo yaha se....

Par tabhi mama ki nazar police thane par chali gayi jo ki abhi tak jal raha tha.....mama kabhi mujhe to kabhi thane me lagi aag ko to kabhi mere hathiyar ko dekhta....

Dinesh (hairan)—ye thane me aag kaise lag gayii….?

Raj—maine lagayi hai….jala diya unn sab madarchodo ko......aur uss deshraj ki bhi jan ke dhulayi kar di..

Dinesh (shocked)—kyaaaaaaaaa…..?

Mama ki to sitti pitti hi gum ho gayi…..vo vahi khade khade aise kaampne laga jaise ki bahut thand ho….maine usko chalne ko kaha to turant usne bike start kar li….main uske piche baith gaya….lekin mere piche baithne se mera hathiyar uski choti si touliya se bahar nikal aaya aur mama ki pith me hole karne laga.

Dinesh (darte huye)—vooo….raajjjj….tummm gadiii chalao naaa

Raj—theek hai chal de....

Main samajh gaya ki vo mujhe bike chalane ko kyo bol raha hai….main aage aa gaya aur usko baitha ke ghar ki taraf chal diya.

Jaise hi ghar pahucha to sab doud kar vaha aa gaye, baki to koi nahi paas me aaya, door se hi dekhne lage.... lekin sheetal didi bhag kar mere gale se lag gayi....maine kuch der unhe ro lene diya....phir samjha kar alag kiya unhe.

Sheetal—tere kapde ...kaha hain.... ?

Raj—unme khoon lag gaya tha to phenk diye.

Main unse alag ho kar apne room me ja kar kapde change kiye aur phir sab ke paas aa gaya…..sab ke chehro par khauf saf dikhayi de raha tha…shayad mama gandu ne unhe thane me aag laga ne ki baat unhe savistar bata di thi….jis sun kar sab ka khoon hi sookh gaya tha…..sab ek dusre se khusur fusur karne me lage huye the…mujhe dekhte hi sab ko saanp soongh gaya.

Raj—mami…kuch khane ko do na…bhookh lag aayi hai..

Sapna—hmmmm….abhi dekhti hu…

Santu (darte huye)—beta…ye tumne kya kiya….? Tumhe police walo se dushmani mol nahi leni chahiye thi…ab na jane vo kya karenge…..?

Raj—kis ke khilaf karenge….? Bina saboot ke vo kuch nahi kar sakte….darne ki koi baat nahi hai…

Sheetal—tune sab ko jaan se maar diyaaaaa……?

Raj—vo sab issi layak the....unhone meri izzat par hath dalne ki galti jo ki thi....uski saza to milni hi thi unhe

Santu—phir bhi beta...tumhe police walo par hath nahi uthana chahiye tha....ab to sidha hatya ka case ban jayega...main vakil se baat kar ke sab mamla theek karwa deta.

Raj (phir dimag kharab)—kyaa theek karwa dete... ? hnnnnn…kya aap meri bahan ki izzat vapis louta dete….? Aap logo ki issi kayarta ki vajah se hi deshraj aur thakur ke gunde aaye din aap sab ki bahan betiyo ki izzat aap logo ke samne loot kar chale jate hain...aur aap log muh band kiye dekhte rahte hoapni mout ke darr se, hinjhade ho aap sab....lekin main nahiii.... meri bahan unn bhediyo ke samne dard se tadapti rahti raat bhar aur main, uska bhai subah hone ka intazar karta.... ? lanat hai aap par......abhi to sirf police walo ko hi jalaya hai.....agar kisi ne meri izzat se khelne ki koshish ki to poore shahar ko hi shamshan bana dunga....sun liya aap ne...

Mere aise chillane se ek baar phir se sab darr se chup ho gaye....rashmi didi ek kone me chupchap sahmi huyi khadi thi...aage koi kuch nahi bola...sabne chup rahne me hi apni bhalayi samjhi.

Sheetal—rajjj....shant ho ja.....aur ye kya...apne mama se aise baat karte hain..... ?

Raj (mood kharab)—sorry...mama aaj aap yahi so jana...main aaj khet me sone ja raha hu....mami aap bhi chalo...mere sath.. mujhe akele darr lagta hai...

Sheetal—kahii nahii jayega...ab..chupchap room me ja kar so ja....samajh gaya...

Maine bhi jyada bahas karna theek nahi samjha.....vaise bhi mujhe need aane lagi thi ab tak...socha tha, sone se pahle mami ki bur me ek baar lund pel lu to mast need aa jati...lekin iss jamesh bond ke rahte shayad vo ho pana sambhav nahi tha... to main bhi room me aa kar let gaya.....

Aur vaise bhi kal chhamiya ko chodne ke sath sath thakuraine se bhi to niptana hai.....

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Mere aise chillane se ek baar phir se sab darr se chup ho gaye....rashmi didi ek kone me chupchap sahmi huyi khadi thi...aage koi kuch nahi bola...sabne chup rahne me hi apni bhalayi samjhi.

Sheetal—rajjj....shant ho ja.....aur ye kya...apne mama se aise baat karte hain..... ?

Raj (mood kharab)—sorry...mama aaj aap yahi so jana...main aaj khet me sone ja raha hu....mami aap bhi chalo...mere sath.. mujhe akele darr lagta hai...

Sheetal—kahii nahii jayega...ab..chupchap room me ja kar so ja....samajh gaya...

Maine bhi jyada bahas karna theek nahi samjha.....vaise bhi mujhe need aane lagi thi ab tak...socha tha, sone se pahle mami ki bur me ek baar lund pel lu to mast need aa jati...lekin iss jamesh bond ke rahte shayad vo ho pana sambhav nahi tha... to main bhi room me aa kar let gaya.....

Aur vaise bhi kal chhamiya ko chodne ke sath sath thakuraine se bhi to niptana hai.....

Ab aage……..

Mera vaise bhi mood off tha to kisi se bahas karne ki bajaye chupchap apne room me ja kar let gaya…..chote mama khet chale gaye aur baki dono mama hall me hi so gaye….lekin mere room me abhi bhi mama ka bed khali tha usme sone koi nahi aaya…..shayad sab ki gaand fati huyi thi.

Vaise bhi raat ke teen baj chuke the….to maine kuch der sona hi behtar samjha aur ankhe band kar li….aur kuch samay baad need ki sunahari vadiyo ki sair karne lag gaya.

Vahi sheetal didi aur kinjal didi dono hi rashmi ke room me ja kar let gayi…..need kisi ko bhi nahi aa rahi thi….bas chupchap leti huyi thi.

Rashmi—aaj jitna gussa maine raj ko hote huye kabhi nahi suna aur na hi dekha….aaj to usne kisi ko nahi chhoda…jo muh me aaya suna diya sab ko…..mujhe to itna ganda bola, vo bhi sab ke samne…. ki meri to laaz aur sharam se gardan hi jhuk gayi thi….chacha ko bhi bahut gandi gandi maa ki gali de raha tha.

Kinjal—agar aaj raj nahi aata to hum dono kisi ko muh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahti subah hone tak…

Rashmi—mujhe lagta hai ki raj ko itna gussa sheetal ki vajah se aaya hai…kyon ki unhone sheetal ke sath badatmizi ki

Sheetal—aisa kuch nahi hai didi….vo aisa hi hai…..jara si baat par uska thappad chal jata hai….samne wale ki baat poori ho bhi nahi pati ki tab tak uska hath apna kamaal dikhane lagta hai.

Rashmi—tu chahe kuch bhi kah sheetal lekin maine raj ki ankho me tere liye kuch alag hi mahsoos kiya hai.

Sheetal—aisa kuch nahi hai…..usne bhai hone ka farz nibhaya hai…..bahan hu na

Rashmi—bahan to aur bhi hain uski….main bhi bahan hi hu…lekin aaj sab ke samne vo mujhe patak ke meri gaand maar lene ko bol raha tha….itna hi nahi, maine uski ankho me sab ke liye sirf hawas dekhi hai…phir chahe vo uski khud ki sagi maa hi kyo na ho……chahe vo kinjal ho ya meena …ya main khud…vo har kisi ke sath gandi harkate karta hai par tere sath nahi…..aur jab bhi vo tujhse baat karta hai sheetal to uski ankho me hawas jaisa kuch bhi nahi hota….ye baat maine kayi baar notice ki hai….aur aaj teri hi vajah se vo khooni aur katil bhi ban gaya hai…..akhir kya hai tum dono ke beech…..? ek taraf to tum usse itni nafrat karti ho aur dusri taraf uske liye itni pareshan bhi rahti ho…..kahi tum aur raj…….?

Sheetal—aisa kuch nahi hai didi…..nafrat main usse uski gandi harkato ke karan karti hu….aur pareshan uske liye isliye hoti hu kyon ki vo hamara eklouta bhai hai….uske alawa hamara sahara hai hi koun…? Papa ka to kayi salo se kuch pata hi nahi hai….agar ye bhi aisi harkate karta rahega to hame koun dekhega….?

Rashmi—lekin main nahi manti ki yahi karan hai...abhi bhi mujhe teri ankho me bhi vahi kashish nazar aa rahi hai jo maine raj ki ankho me mahsoos ki hai.

Sheetal—to mat maniye...mujhe need aa rahi hai.

Rashmi—nahi batana to mat bata…chal so ja……main kal raj ko teri kasam de kar usse hi puch lungi.

Sheetal—aap aisa kuch bhi nahi karogi, didi

Rashmi—ab tum nahi bataogi to yahi karna padega mujhe.

Sheetal—jana uske paas to ab ki baar sach me hi apko patak ke pel dega.

Rashmi (mann me)—yahi to main chahti hu ki vo mujhe patak ke pel de….pata nahi kab vo meri bur me apna lund pelega….?

Aise hi baat karte huye vo teeno bhi so gayi…..subah meri need jab khuli to achchi khasi dhoop nikal aayi thi….maine mobile me time dekha to din ke 11 baj rahe the….sala dimag hi kharab ho gaya….karib 50 missed call the….khol ke dekha to unme se jyadatar jyoti ke the baki uski maa aur bhabhi ke.

Raj (mann me)—sala had ho gayi madarchod….itna time ho gaya aur kisi ne jagaya tak nahi mujhe…..? inki maa ko chodu ab tak chhamiya ko do teen baar chod chuka hota main….jyoti ki maa aur bhabhi ki bhi gaand maarna tha aaj…ab kidhar jau….chalo pahle to chhamiya ki bur phadta hu phir thakuraine ka maza lunga aaj.

Main uth kar bahar aaya to sab hall me baith kar TV dekh rahe the jisme raat wali ghatna ke baare me bataya ja raha tha mujhe dekhte hi sab chup ho gaye….maine ek nazar sab par dali aur phir fresh hone ke liye chala gaya…fresh hone ke baad apne room me ja kar jaldi jaldi ready hone laga…Ready ho kar jaise hi main bahar jane laga ki…

Sheetal—kaha ja raha hai…..? mami nasta de do sahebzade ko….

Raj—city tak ja raha hu friend ke paas…vahi kar lunga…

Sheetal—kahi nahi jana…chal andar….aur ye kya bewkoofi hai….?

Raj—kya matlab….?

Sheetal—TV dekh pahle….tune kya kiya hai….?

Raj—TV me kya hai…unhi madar….ohh sorry……unhi kutto ke baare me bata rahe honge aur kya….?

Sheetal—apni juban ko kabu karna seekh……tune sab ko aag me phenk kar poora thana hi jala diya…? Aur to aur tune under taker tak ko challange kar diya….? Apne apko bahut bada pahalwan samajhta hai kya tu….?

Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaaa….under….t.a.k.e.r…..? ye under taker beech me kaha se aa gaya meri story me….?

Sheetal—usko challange tune kiya hai aur tujhe hi nahi pata…..?

Raj (shocked)—arey koun under taker... ? main kisi under taker se mila hi nahi aaj tak to challange kyo karunga usko…?

Sheetal (hath pakad ke)—achcha…to ye TV me kya dikha rahe hain…?

Sala mere bhi kaan se dhuwa nikalne laga TV me aa rahi news dekh kar…..usme Saand Vs Undertaker ke sath meri aur uski tasveer dikhayi ja rahi thi agle week hone wali hum dono ke fight ki…..main to full confuse ho gaya ye news dekh kar.

Sheetal (jor se)—ab bata kya hai ye….? Hath pair tudwane ka irada hai…?

Raj (masoom)—apki kasam, main sach kahta hu…iske baare me mujhe sach much kuch bhi nahi pata…ye jarur kisi ki sazish hai, mujhe uss videshi saand se ladwa kar apna badla lene ki..

Sheetal—main kuch nahi janti..aaj ke baad tu ghar se bahar nahi niklega…..(mann me)—jarur ye thakur ki chaal hogi… kyon ki raj meri kasam kabhi jhuthi nahi khata…..mujhe kuch na kuch karna padega.

Kinjal—vo badi maa aur sandhya bhi to aa rahi hain aaj….unko lene bus stand koun jayega…?

Sheetal—maine mama ko bol diya hai…vo le ayenge…shaam tak paancho mousi bhi aa jayengi….tu sidhe andar chal aur nasta kar….aur tune apna number kyo nahi diya ghar me kisi ko…? Aur itne missed call kis ladki ke hain….?

Raj—didi, main bas abhi gaya aur abhi aaya....baad me baat karenge..byeee

Sheetal (chillate huye)—rajjjj rukkkk.....mattt jaaa.....bahar khatra haiii....sunn to...

Lekin main jaldi se bike start kar ke rafuchakkar ho gaya…..city me charo taraf meri aur under taker ke beech hone wali fight ke poster’s lage huye the, jinhe dekh kar main bhi hairan tha….khair jaldi hi main jyoti ke ghar pahuch gaya…guard pahchanta tha to bina kisi rok tok ke andar aa gaya aur door bell bajate hi chhamiya ne darwaja khola.

Chhamiya aaj bahut khubsurat lag rahi thi....usne apni shadi ka joda pahna hua tha poore solah shringar ke sath...main to dekhte hi mantra mugdh ho gaya.

Chhamiya—main kab se apka intazar kar rahi hu....dophar ho gayi..

Raj—jyoti aur tera vo bina lund ka khasam kaha hain... ?

Chhamiya—aisa mat boliye..vo mere pati hain....sab abhi kuch der pahle hi gaye hain... ? shaam tak aa jayenge.

Raj—tab tak to main teri agadi aur pachhadi dono barabar kar dunga....meri jaan

Maine usko pakad ke khich liya aur ek hath gaand par to dusre ko uski chuchi par rakh ke dabane laga….mast ruyi ki tarah mulayam phooli huyi gaand thi chhamiya ki….bahut maza aa raha tha masalne me.

Chhamiya (sisak kar)—aaaaa…..itni jor se nahi…dard hota hai…..pahle kuch kha to lo..phir jo mann aaye kar lena, main nahi rokungi.

Raj (chuchi aur gaand masalte huye)—kha lenge darling….lekin sabse pahle chodan…phir uske baad bhojan.

Chhamiya (mushkura kar)—aap nahi manoge….

Raj—bilkul nahii..

Maine chhamiya ko god me utha liya aur jyoti ke room me le ja kar bed me lita diya aur khud bhi uske upar chadh kar hotho ka amrit ras pine laga….aur dono hatho se uski chuchiyo ko masal masal ke mulayam karne laga.

Lagbhag dus minute tak hoth chusne ke baad maine dhire dhire uski sari ko upar khiskate huye pairo ko chumne laga… jase jaise sari upar karte huye chumta hua aage badh raha tha, vaise vaise chhamiya ki gori gori maansal taange nangi hoti ja rahi thi aur vo bhi madhosh hoti ja rahi thi.

Chhamiya—ohhhh….rajjjj…kya jaduu haii tumhare hatho me…tumhari chhuvan me ki main khud ko garam hone se rok nahi pa rahi hu…aaahhhhh

Raj—to rokti hi kyo ho khud ko…? Ho jao aaj chudasi…tabhi to maza ayega poori tarah chudasi ho kar tumhe chudwane me…

Chhamiya—main to tumse chudne ke liye ussi din chudasi ho gayi thi jab tumne mujhe pahli baar chhua tha….tab se le kar aaj tak jab bhi tumhe dekhti hu, apne aap hi main chudasi ho jati hu….aur jab se tumhara itna bada lund dekha hai tab se to 24 ghante tumhare liye hi chudasi rahti hu….

Raj—kitni chudasi ho jati ho…?

Chhamiya—bahutt…bahutt jyada chudasi ho jati hu…..tum yakin nahi karoge raj, jis din se tumne mujhe chhua hai na, uss din se maine apne husband ko bhi chodne nahi diya …..bas mera mann sirf tumse chudne ka karta rahta hai…dil karta hai ki…

Raj—kya dil karta hai darling….?

Chhamiya—aaaahhhhhh…..aur upar takkk chumo rajjj…..sari poori upar kar do….aaaahhhhh…..dil karta hai ki….tum mujhe poori nangi kar do aur apne lund se mujhe khoob jor jor se chodo…bas chodte raho…raat bhar..din bhar.. mujhe nangi kar ke bas chodte hi raho…..mujhe poori nangi kar ke khoob chodoge na raj….?

Raj—haaa…meri jaan khoob chodunga tumhe aaj..poori nangi kar ke…

Chhamiya—roj…chodoge na poori nangi kar ke mujhe ..rajjj…..? mujhe daily poori nangi karna rajj aur phir khoob chodna daily meri bur ko..

Raj—tum khoob chodne layak maal ho hi chhamiya…..tum to bani hi sirf raat din nangi kar ke chodne ke liye ho….

Chhamiya—aaj se main sirf tumhare chodne ke liye hu raj…kewal tumhare chodne ke liye….aaaahhh…ab nahi raha jata raj… pls…mujhe poori nangi kar do na….main tumhare hatho se nangi hona chahti hu…karo na mujhe poori nangi…dhire dhire..mujhe bilkul nangi kar do rajjjj

Dhire dhire uske pairo ko chumte huye hi maine uski sari nikal ke phenk di…..peticot jaise hi kamar ke upar hua vaise hi chhamiya ki gori gadrayi janghe nangi ho gayi mere samne…

Uski panty jangho ke beech me khoob phooli huyi thi…main jangho ko chumte huye uski bur ko panty ke upar se hi chusne laga…..chhamiya bin pani ke machhli ki tarah tadap uthi.

Chhamiya—aaaaaahhhhh…..uuuimaaaa…..haaaaa..rajjj aise hi chusoooo meri bur ko……meri panty phad ke phenk do… aur nangi kar lo meri bur…..aaahhhh…rajjj..pls pahle ek baar meri bur ko apne lund se chod do…phir jo chahe karte rahna..plsss

Main bhi samajh gaya ki ye bahut chudasi ho chuki hai….isko pahle pel hi deta hu…phir second round me baki sab karunga maine uske peticot aur panty ko ek jhatke me phad diya aur door phenk diya….uske baad blouse bhi phad diya…bra ka hook usne khud hi jaldi se khol diya.

Ab vo mere samne poori tarah se bilkul nangi ho chuki thi…tann se bhi aur mann se bhi.....nangi behad kayamat dha rahi thi uski jawani....main bhi jaldi se apne kapde khol kar nanga ho gaya aur uske upar 69 ki position me let gaya.

Chhamiya—aise ulta kaise chodoge….?tumhara lund idhar hai aur meri bur udhar hai...ye bur nahi mera muh hai...isko bur me ghusedo tab to chudungi main..

Raj—kuch der ke liye yahi samajh lo ki tumhara muh hi bur hai aur tumhari bur , tumhara muh hai….mujhe tumhare muh ko bur samajh ke chodna hai…aur bur ko muh samajh ke chusna hai…

Chhamiya—ohhh…theek hai…lo chod lo mere muh ko…ghused do mere muh me apna ye lund..aur chod dalo mera muh bhi….main tumse har tarah se chudne ko taiyar hu raj

Maine uske muh me lund ko ghusedne laga..jo ki ghus hi nahi raha tha…to thoda jor laga ke ghused diya aur uski bur ko chuste huye uske muh ko chodne laga.

Dus minute me hi uski halat kharab ho gayi aur vo maze se skhalit ho gayi…..to main palat kar uski chuchiyo par hamla bol diya aur unko daba daba kar chuste huye kas kas ke nichodne laga…..jaldi hi vo phir se chudasi ho uthi.

Chhamiya—aaaahhhhh….rajjj…ab bur me lund ghused do…..aur phad do meri bur ko……aaj tab tak mujhe chodna jab tak ki chodte chodte meri bur poori phat na jaye…..pls raj…ghused do na lund meri bur me…plssss

Maine bhi uski baat mante huye lund ko uski bur ke chhed par tika diya…..uski bur ka chhed jyada chouda nahi tha … maine ek hanumani dhakka jor se pel diya uski bur me……lund ekdam anaconda ki tarah uski bur ko phadte huye ek chouthayi ghus gaya.

Chhamiya dard se cheekh uthi….maine jaldi se apne hoth uske hotho par rakh diye aur jaldi jaldi dusra, teesra aur phir chouthe dhakke me poora lund jad tak ghused diya...lund ka topa uski bachchedanika muh khol ke uske andar ghus gaya.

Chhamiya ki ankho se chhal chhal kar ke pani bahne laga…..aur dard se tadapte huye vo behosh ho gayi….maine jaldi se pani ke chhente uske chehre par giraye to vo hosh me aayi..lekin maine phir se apne hoth uske hotho par tika diye the… jisse uski cheekh gale ke andar hi dafan ho gayi.

Main dono hatho se uski chuchiyo ko khoob jor jor se meesne laga aur dhire dhire tab tak chodta raha jab tak ki vo garam ho kar apni gaand upar nahi uthane lagi.

Uske gaand upar uthate hi maine usko danadan chodne laga….lund ke har dhakke par uski bur aur bhi phat kar choudi hoti chali ja rahi thi….chhamiya bhi ab phir se full chudasi ho chuki thi.

Chhamiya—aaahhhhhh….aisee hiii….aur jor se…..rajjjj….khoob jor jor se chodo meri bur ko…..chod chod ke phad dalo… aaaaaaaaa…..aaj se meri ye bur sirf tumhare lund ke chodne ke liye hai..rajjj…..aise hi roj nangi kar ke mujhe chodna … khoob chodna roj meri bur …..aaahhhhhhh

Raj—aaj to tumhari bur ka chhed khoob chouda ho jayega chhamiya rani…

Chhamiya—to kar do na…khoob chouda……aaaahhhhh…aise hiiii chodte raho mujheee…..roj chod chod ke meri bur ko khoob choudi kar do rajjj…..aaj pata chala ki asli lund ki chudai kya hoti hai….aur bur kaise phadi jati hai…..khoob jor se chodo…meri bur phatati hai to phat jane do…..

Maine apni speed ab hanumani tarike se chalu kar di…uski bur do char hanumani dhakke khate hi charmara uthi…aur usne mujhe kas ke pakad ke jhadne lagi…lekin mera abhi nahi hua tha to main aise hi hanumani dhakke uski bur me pelte huye uski bur ko phadta raha…aur sath me uski dono chuchiyo ki bhi dono hatho se khoob jor jor se masal masal ke aisi taisi karta gaya.

Karib pandrah minute aise hi jor jor se chodne ke baad main uski bur ke andar uski bachchedani me pichkariya chhodte huye jhadne laga…vo bhi ek baar phir se mere sath hi jhad gayi.

Aadhe ghante tak main uske upar hi leta raha….uske baad utha to dekha ki bed ki poori chadar uski bur se nikle khoon se bheeg gayi thi…..uski bur aur chuchiyo me bahut soojan aa gayi thi…..usne uthne ki koshish ki to dhadam se gir gayi.

Maine jaldi se usko apni god me uthaya aur bathroom me le ja kar uski bur ko saaf kiya….vo bas mujhe ek takk dekhti rahi uski ankho me mujhe sirf dher sara pyar nazar aaya….usne vahi mujhse lipat ke mere hotho ko chumne lagi.

Chhamiya—rajjj..I Love you….main tumhe marte dam tak chahungi…mujhe apni rakhail bana lo..plsss

Raj—aaj se tum meri rakhail hi ho…..aur iss bur me aaj se sirf mera hi lund ghusega…samjhi

Chhamiya—hmmm…tum chinta mat karo raj…aaj se meri bur me sirf tumhare lund se hi chudegi…..main apne husband ko bur to kya..apne jism ko hath bhi nahi lagane dungi…..ye tumhari iss rakhail ka tumse vada hai raj.

Uske baad main usko bahar la kar bed me lita diya..chadar hata ke…aur ek pain killer khilaya kyon ki jyoti koun si cheez apne room me kaha rakhti hai ye mujhe pata tha.

Maine kitchen se khana laya aur ek hi thali me dono ne khaya….khane ke kuch der baad maine phir se usko do baar tarike se choda……main vaha karib teen ghante ruka…tab tak uski bhi aur chudne layak halat nahi rah gayi thi to main usse phir aane ka bol ke thakuraine se milne chala gaya.

Main thakuraine ki batayi jagah par jaise hi pahucha, vaise hi achanak.......

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UPDATE- 63

Chhamiya—hmmm…tum chinta mat karo raj…aaj se meri bur me sirf tumhare lund se hi chudegi…..main apne husband ko bur to kya..apne jism ko hath bhi nahi lagane dungi…..ye tumhari iss rakhail ka tumse vada hai raj.

Uske baad main usko bahar la kar bed me lita diya..chadar hata ke…aur ek pain killer khilaya kyon ki jyoti koun si cheez apne room me kaha rakhti hai ye mujhe pata tha.

Maine kitchen se khana laya aur ek hi thali me dono ne khaya….khane ke kuch der baad maine phir se usko do baar tarike se choda……main vaha karib teen ghante ruka…tab tak uski bhi aur chudne layak halat nahi rah gayi thi to main usse phir aane ka bol ke thakuraine se milne chala gaya.

Main thakuraine ki batayi jagah par jaise hi pahucha, vaise hi achanak.......

Ab aage......

Thakuraine ki batayi jagah par pahuchte hi maine jaise hi bike park ki, vaise hi achanak mere upar goliyo ki barsat hone lagi.....ye ek alishan bunglow tha....main jamin par let kar gend ki tarah ludhakte huye khud ko bachane laga.

Mujhe goliyo se iss tarah bachte dekh bunglow ke andar se 15-20 log hatho me bandook thaame goliya chalate huye bahar aa gaye....unn sab ne apne apne chehro par naqab pahna hua tha.

Ludhakte ludhakte hi mere hath me ek patthar aa gaya to maine bijli ki furti se usko uthaya aur ghuma kar tezi se ek ke sir me de mara....bachpan se hi gulli danda khelte huye bada hua hu isliye nishana bhi mera achook ho gaya tha...vo patthar sidha ja kar uske sir me tezi se laga aur vo lahu luhan ho kar gaand ke bal pachhad khate huye niche jamin me ja gira.

Vo (dard me chillate huye)—aaaahhhhhhh.....areyyyy...areyyy reee....madarchod ne maar dala re

Vo dard me khoon se lathpath ho kar chillata raha lekin baki log firing karte rahe...akhir unki bhi goliya khatam ho gayi to sab ke sab meri taraf doude.....tabhi meri nazar kuch doori par rakhe ek purane hand pump par gayi jo ki bahar nikala rakha hua tha....Maine doud kar usko utha liya.

Raj (gusse me)—aa jao madarchodo....tumhari maa ko chodu.....Aaj Tumhari Amma Ki Bur Ko Eden Garden Ka Maidan Bana Dunga.

Unke paas aate hi maine vo bhari bharkam lohe ka hand pump ghuma kar jaise hi ek ki kanpati me mara to uske sir ka dhakkan hi khul gaya....vo turant yamraj ke darshan karne yamlok chala gaya.

Apne do sathiyo ki ye halat dekh kar bakiyo ki gaand ka goo nikal gaya….mera to dimag kharab ho chuka tha…maine danadan uss mote vajni pump se thokna chalu kar diya...unko cheekhne ka bhi mouka nahi mil raha tha...sidha yampuri ka transfer hota ja raha tha.

Kisi ka sir phat gaya to kisi ki haddiya toot gayi....ab tak unke 12 sathi maare ja chuke the....apne sathiyo ki ye halat dekh kar aur mera ye vahshipan ka roop dekh bakiyo ki gaand phat gayi…..aur vo khauf me aa kar idhar udhar bhagne lage, kintu ab to mujh par khoon sawar ho chuka tha.

Ek gunda (jor se)—abeee.....bhagooo...salaaa yeee saand pagal ho chukaaa haiii......bhagoooo...... aaaahhhhhhhh

Raj (gusse me)—madarchod.....tumhari maa ko chodu......Saand se pangaaa.....Abhi karta hu tujhe nanga....dhadaaamm

Dusra gunda—aaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Maine unn sabko douda douda ke uss lohe ke hand pump se peetna start kar diya.....uss lohe ke hand pump ka ek vaar hi kafi tha kisi ko bhi upar pahuchane ke liye...agar sir me laga to mout pakki aur kahi dusri jagah laga to haddiyo ka toot kar powder banna nishchit hai......yahi haal unka ho gaya tha....aadhe se jyada logo ke sir kharbuje ki tarah phate huye pade the to baki haddiya tootne se dard me chilla rahe the...

Raj (gusse me)—madarchod...tumhari maa ko chodu......tum log chilla rahe ho ab tak....mare nahi... ? abhi batata hu... . fataaakkkkkk.....fataakkkkk......fataaakkkkkk......fataaakkkkkk......fataakkkkkk.

Unn sab ke sir ko peet kar unhe bhi phod phad diya aur vo sab bhi yampuri ki yatra par nikal gaye....unn sab ke marte hi maine hand pump ko utha kar kandhe par rakha aur gusse me chal diya bunglow me andar ki taraf.

Lekin andar to thakuraine ne poora intazam kar rakha tha...mera janaza nikalne ka....main hall me hi darwaje ke paas paanch log mil gaye, beech hall me dus log the….second floor ki sidhiyo par dus log khade dikh rahe the…ye sabhi kisi akhade ke pahalwan the….aur second floor ki gallery me thakuraine sofa laga ke baithi huyi thi….mere pahuchte hi…

Thakuraine (shocked)—ohhhh no... ! tumm yahaaa takk pahuch gaye…mere admiyo ne tumhe roka nahi….?

Raj (gusse me)—“madarchod thakuraine, Sali raand…..ab dekh kaise phadta hu aaj teri gaand….teri gaand phat ke banegi aaj gubbara…..aur zindagi bhar tujhe yaad rahega ye saand.”

Thakuraine (jor se)—do take ka admi..teri himmat kaise huyi mujhe iss tarah baat karne ki…?

Raj-- Jin kutto ko tune mujhe maarne ke liye bheja tha vo sab to kab ke nark lok pahuch chuke hain….ab yahi do take ka ye admi teri gaand maarega.

Thakuraine (shocked)—kyaaaaaa…..? kamine apni juban ko lagam de..

Raj (jor se)—kabhi kutto ko sher ka shikar karte dekha hai tune….? Kutto ka kaam sirf bhoukna hai…vo isse adhik kuch nahi kar sakte…..

Thakuraine (gusse me)—char admiyo ko kya maar diya…apne apko bahut bada tees maar khan samajh raha hai…? Ye mat bhul ki main thakuraine hu…..thakuraine…..jiski dahshat se poora gaon tharrata hai…samjha.

Raj (jor se)—aur aaj se tu saand ka naam sunte hi apni chaddi me hi moot degi…madarchod thakuraine ….teri maa ko chodu

Thakuraine (jor se)—khade khade sun kya rahe ho haramzado……maro iss kamine ko…

Raj (gusse me)—aa jaoooo madarchodo…….tumhari maa ko chodu

Darwaje ke paas khade vo paancho pahalwan ek sath thakuraine ki awaz sunte hi mere upar toot pade ….maine uss hand pump ko jor se ghumana chalu kiya aur phir….

Vo sab (cheekhte huye)—aaaaaahhhhhhhhh……maaaaaaaa……aaaaaaaaaa

Vo sahi jamin par let kar dard se bilbilane lage….ye dekh kar thakuraine aur baki sab bhi kuch darr gaye ….ab thakuraine ke paas kewal bees admi hi bache the aur unki bhi gaand se hawa nikalne lagi thi mera ye khunkhar roop dekh kar.

Raj (gusse me abhi maare gaye admiyo ki ginti karte huye)—teen do paanch….ab pakad pelhauri (aand) naach.

Thakuraine (jor se)—jyada khush hone ki jarurat nahi hai….mujhe tak pahuchne ke liye abhi tumhe aur bees kadam paar karne padenge….ye loha phenk kar mere pahalwano ka muqabla karo…agar bahadur ho to….?

Raj (jor se)—wah…wah…madarchod, kya baat kahi hai….? Abhi bahar jab tere 20 admi, mujh akele nihatthe par ek sath goliya barsa rahe the, tab tujhe ye gyan nahi aaya….? Mujhe chutiya samajhti hai kya, ki main isko phenk du aur phir tere admi isse utha kar meri dhulayi kare ek sath mil ke….?….khair chal teri ye khwahish bhi poori kiye deta hu.

Raj (loha phenk kar)—chal ye le….phenk diya...ab to tu khush hai na Sali chhinariya.... ?

Thakuraine (tali bajate huye)—ye huyi na baat.....ab ayega maza.....kar sako to kar lo ab ye bees kadam paar aur pahuch ke dikhao mujh tak.... ?

Thakuraine ki baat sunte hi maine jaise hi ek kadam aage kiya to uska ek pahalwan jo ki sabse niche wali sidhi ke paas khada hua tha...bhag kar mere paas aaya aur jaise hi mujhe maarne ke liye hath upar kiya to maine jor se apne pair ka ghutna uske aand par maar diya, ....usko din me hi taare nazar aane lag gaye...vo vahi apna aand dono hatho se pakad ke lot gaya....

Raj—Ek kadam to paar kar liya…

Thakuraine daant bheench kar rah gayi….ab kahti bhi to kya kahti…? Agla pahalwan tezi se meri taraf aaya…to thoda side ho kar maine uski kanpati me tadaakkkk kar ke jor se ek thappad laga diya to vo bhi chupchap apna kaan pakad ke baith gaya..jisme se khoon bahne laga tha….

Raj—do kadam paar ho gaye…

Thakuraine khisiyani billi ki tarah andar hi andar kasmsa kar rah gayi….ab ki baar do pahalwan ekattha bhidne ke liye aa gaye…..aur mujhe dono taraf se unhone pakad liya…isse pahle ki vo mujhe maarte, maine ek ke nipple ko jor se kaat liya jisse vo tilmila gaya dard se aur uski pakad dheeli pad gayi….iss mouke ka fayda utha kar maine dusre wale ki gardan daboch li aur ek jhatke me hi usko marod diya….vo chillate huye kate ped ki tarah piche ludhak gaya….jiske nipple ko maine kaata tha usne gusse me aa kar mujhe maarne ke liye jaise hi hath uthaya to maine uska hath pakad ke uski chhati me ek jor se laat mara to uska hath ukhad kar uske jism se alag ho gaya…vo cheekhte huye tadapne laga…

Apne hatte katte tagde pahalwano ki aisi buri durdasha hote huye dekh kar thakuraine ke mathe par shikan aani shuru ho gayi thi….iss baar chal log ekattha ladne ke liye aage aaye….jaise hi vo mere paas aaye to maine baith kar akshay kumar ki style meek kick ghuma kar unke pairo me mari, jisse charo dhadam se niche gir gaye…unke girte hi maine unpar laat aur ghoonso ki barish shuru kar di…

Unko maar khate dekh thakuraine ne apne admiyo ki taraf kuch ishara kiya to ek admi bhag kar uss lohe ke hand pump ko uthane laga…magar vo pump itna vajandar tha ki usse uth hi nahi raha tha….jaise hi meri nazar uske upar gayi to maine doud kar piche se uski gaand me ek laat jad diya…jisse vo sidha ussi lohe ke upar muh ke bal ja gira aur girte hi uske samne ke char daant shahid ho gaye.

Raj (gusse me)—madarchod…..Biwi ka doodh pine se kabhi sharir me taqat aati hai….teri maa ko chodu…..madarchod char dumble aur dip maar ke body fula liya aur gaay bhains ko injection laga laga ke pani mila doodh pi kar apne aap ko pahalwan samajh raha hai….? Sharir me taqat maa ka doodh pine se aati hai….mujhe dekh poore gaon ki gaay bhains to kya har ladki aurat ka taza doodh pita hu vo bhi direct unke than me muh laga kar din me teeno time.

Maine phir se uss lohe ke pump ko uthaya aur sab ko ek taraf se phodne laga….jo bhi mere paas aata uska turant ram naam satya hai ho jata....ab kewal dus log hi bache the jo thakuraine ke paas khade the....unki mere paas aane ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi....thakuraine to apne sath aage hone wali ghatna ko soch soch kar hi pasine se tar batar ho chuki thi.

Raj (gusse me)—teen, char, paanch, chhah, saat, aath, nau, dus…kadam ho gaye paar

Main jaise hi baki logo ki taraf badha to vo ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lage…ki koun pahle ladne jayega lekin koi bhi aage nahi badh raha tha…akhir me mere nazdik pahuchte hi vo idhar udhar bhagne lage to maine bhi unhe douda kar peetna chalu kar diya…..kuch hi der me sab swaha ho gaye….poora haal unke khoon se rakta ranjit ho chuka tha.

Raj (gusse me)—ab theek hai….ab madarchod “Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”….maine tujhse kaha tha na ki SHER ka shikar karna kutto ke bas ki baat nahi hai.

Ye dialogue sunte hi thakuraine shocked rah gayi…uska khoon hi sookh gaya….chehre ka rang phika pad gaya…aur vo kuch sochne lagi.

Thakuraine (shocked-mann me)—Yeeee…..dialogue….? ye to nilesh….! Iska matlab ki nilesh ko marne wala yahi hai.. ab meri izzat ka kya hoga…? Ye to meri kuwari bur ko chod ke meri izzat loot lega ab….ab kya karu main….? Mujhe shamsher … nahiii, shamsher busy hoga…vikrant ko ye baat batani hogi ki nilesh ko marne wala ye hai….vikrant ko yaha jaldi bulana hoga mujhe….haaa, yahi theek rahega.

Raj—gyarah, barah, terah, choda, pandrah, solah, sattarah, atharah, unnis aur ye bees…dus aur dus, bees….ab tujhe chodega ye khabees.

Thakuraine (darr kar piche hatte huye)—to tumne hi..nilesh ko mara tha….?

Thakuraine ne apna revolver nikal kar mujh par fire karne lagi….lekin darr ke karan uske kaampte hatho se uska har nishana bekar ho gaya….

Raj—bilkul sahi pahchana tune randi…..tere bhatije nilesh ko marne wala ye saand hi tha…thakur ke farm house me uske admiyo ko maar kar acp jyoti ko chhuda le jane wala ye saand hi tha…..ab teri bur aur gaand phadne wala bhi ye saand hi hoga…aur agle mahine ki do tarikh ko thakur ko kutte ki tarah ghasit ghasit kar maarne wala bhi yahi saand hoga.

Thakuraine (darr kar bhagte huye)—dekho mere paas mat aana……(number dial kar ke) haa, hello vikrant,… vo…vo… nileshhh ko marne wala mere paas me hi haii…tummm jaldii se……

Raj (phone chheen kar)—madarchod, bhagti kaha hai….? Ruk madarchodi……”Abhi Teri Gaand Maar Ke Gubbara Banata Hu.”….

Maine uska phone chhuda kar phenk diya aur thakuraine ko pakad ko utha kar andar room me le ja ke bistar me patak diya…..

Raj (gusse me)—Sali mujhe yaha bula ke maarne ka plan banaya tha….hmmmm……chal ab jaldi se poori ki poori nangi ho kar apni bur chudwane ko taiyar ho ja….baad me teri gaand marunga…chal jaldi se kapde utar kar poori nangi ho

Thakuraine—dekh mujhe hath bhi mat lagana…..tu bachega nahi……maine vikrant ko phone kar diya hai….dekh lena bahut pachhtayega tu….tere ghar ki har aurat ko thakur khandan ki rakhail banwaungi main….aaahhhhh

Raj (gusse me)—chataaakkkkk…..Sali ab to tu meri rakhail pakka banegi…aur tu hi nahi…ab to thakur ke ghar ki har bur wali iss saand ki rakhail ban ke rahegi.....thakur ki sabhi ladkiya, iss saand se apni bur chudwa chudwa ke kuwari maa banegi aur tu bhi mere bachche ki maa banegi.

Maine uski sari pakad ke khich kar door phenk di….aur uske upar chadh kar uske hotho ko jor jor se chuste huye uski dono chuchiyo ko dono hatho se kas kas ke masalne laga….thakuraine meri pakad se nikalne ki poori koshish kar rahi thi magar bebash thi.

Main uske hotho ko chuste huye khoob jor jor se uski chuchiyo ko meese ja raha tha…..phir maine ek hath niche le jate huye uske peticot ko upar khich diya aur panty ke kinare se ungli andar kar ke uski bur ke sankre kuware chhed me jor se ek jhatke me hi ghused di….vo chhatpata uthi….aur main kachch…kachch…kachch uski bur me ungli andar bahar jor jor se pelne laga.

Magar tabhi thakuraine ka hath bed se sate huye table me rakhe chaku ke upar pada…to usne fauran hi ek hath se usko utha kar upar layi aur phir apne dono hatho se pakad ke poori taqat jhonkte huye meri pith me vo chaku utar diya… aur jaldi jaldi char paanch vaar kar diye….

Iss aakasmik hamle se main asahniya dard se tadap utha aur meri pakad kuch dheeli hote hi usne mujhe jhatke se dhakka de kar bed se utar kar uth khadi huyi.

Thakuraine (gusse me)—maine kaha tha na ki main thakuraine hu…thakuraine…..aa ab chod mujhe ….himmat hai to le chod meri bur…..huuuunnnhh….mujhe chodega..!

Raj (dard se karahte huye gusse me)—aaaaaaa…..madarrrrchoddddiii…..teriii..maaa…kooo..choduuu …..rukkk abhiii batata hu…

Main dard me bhi kisi tarah khada hua aur thakuraine ki taraf badhne laga to ek baar phir se uski gaand phat gayi aur vo tezi se bahar ki oor girte padte apni choot bacha kar bhagi…main bhi uske piche piche bhagte huye main road par aa gaya….thakuraine aage aage kewal peticot aur blouse me hi bhage ja rahi thi.

Bhagte bhagte meri taqat ab jawab dene lagi thi aur main vahi beech road par hi gir gaya….uske baad kya hua mujhe kuch pata nahi chala…..

Ek baar beech me jarur mujhe thoda sa hosh aaya, kintu meri ankhe nahi khul rahi thi…..par mujhe kisi ke baat karne ki halki halki awaz kaano me sunayi de rahi thi….koi admi kisi se kuch kah raha tha….

“Mona Darling, Ye Lo Isko Sleeping Pills Ke Sath Me Ye Viyagra Khila Dena,…. Jisse Ye Pada Bhi Rahega Aur Khada Bhi Rahega.”

Uske baad mere sath kya hua. Mujhe kuch yaad nahi raha aur main kisi gahri need ki agosh me doobta chala gaya…..