Incest आवारा सांड़

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UPDATE-48

Raj—kyaaa….? Apni gaand nahi marwaogi mujhse….? Phir kya fayda apko chodne ka…? Aap jao yaha se…

Sapna—(apne dono kaan pakad ke haa me sir hila diya)

Raj—matlab roj khoob marwaogi mujhse apni gaand….?

Sapna—(haa me sir hila diya)

Raj—mujhse apni bur roj khoob chudwa chudwa kar mere saand jaise bachcho ki maa banogi…..?

Sapna (mere hotho ko chumte huye)—haa…banungi tumhare bachcho ki maa…..roj apni bur dungi tumhe raj…roj poori nangi ho kar apni bur chudwaungi….tum jab kahoge, jaha kahoge, jaise kahoge…tumhe apni bur dungi raj…ab mujhse aur bardast nahi ho raha hai…jaldi se chod do meri bur ko…ghused do apna lund meri bur me.

Main bhi samajh gaya tha ki mami ab poori tarah se mujhe apni bur dene ke mood me aa gayi hain..to maine bhi der karna uchit nahi samjha.

Ab Aage……

Maine unhe sidha lita kar unke upar aa gaya aur bari bari se unka doodh pine aur dabane laga kas kas ke…..doodh dabate huye main niche aa kar unki dono jangho ko apne kandhe par rakh liya aur dono hatho se bur ko phaila kar muh unki bur me rakh diya….muh ko bur me rakh kar jaise hi jeebh uss par ghumayi to mami ek naye swargik anand se anandit ho kar maze se gangana gayi.

Sapna—aaaahhhhh…..rajjj….mat kar yee….ye kya kar raha hai……vo gandi jagah hai……aaaaaaaa….bahut gudgudi ho rahi hai…uuuiiimaaaaa

Raj—kyo kabhi bade mama madarchod apki bur nahi chusta kya…..?

Sapna—aaaaaaaa…..nahiii…vo to dekhe bhi nahi aaj tak ki bur kaisi hoti hai……ooohhhh….aur tu unhe gali kyo de raha hai…..aaaaaa..

Raj—mami aap chinta mat karo…ab main aa gaya hu na….dekhna apki maa chod dunga

Sapna—aaaaaaa…..kya kaha tune…..?

Raj—sorry…galti se nikal gaya…..achcha kaisa lag raha hai apko….?

Sapna—aaaaaa….kuch na puch…..aisa maza……kabhi tere mama ne nahi diya….aaaaa

Raj—ab main hu na….uss mama madarchod ki maa chod dunga.

Sapna—hihihihi….tune ye maa chod dunga…maa chod dunga kya laga rakha hai

Raj—aap vo sab chhodo bas jawani ka maza lo mere sath ab

Main mami ki bur ki clit ko lagatar apne muh me bhar kar chuse ja raha tha aur mami anand ke sagar me gote lagate huye sisiyati ja rahi thi.

Sapna—aaaaaaaa…….ab bas kar,…..nahi to main jhad jaungi….aaaaaaaaa…..mera hone wala hai….main gayi…aaaaaaaaaaa

Aur iske sath hi mami jor se mujhse chipak kar jhadne lagi…..jhadne ke baad vo sharma kar apna muh dusri taraf ghuma li maine apne kapde utar kar khud bhi nanga ho gaya….aur lund ko mami ke hotho par ferne laga

Raj—ab chalo aap mera lund thoda piyo.

Sapna—naaaa…mujhse ye nahi hoga

Raj—maine bhi to apki bur chusi na…..lund pine se koi bimari nahi hoti…aur sundarta bhi badhti hai

Sapna—tu kahta to teri khushi ke liye thoda sa chusungi bas…lekin ye to mota hi itna hai ki mere muh me ghusega hi nahi

Raj—aap muh to kholo ghused to main dunga hi kisi tarah

Sapna—kyo mera muh bhi phad dega kya iss musal se…?

Raj—kuch nahi hota….aur jitna jyada aap mera lund piyogi utna jaldi ek sundar ladke ki maa banogi

Sapna—kya tu sach kah raha hai….?

Raj—bilkul sach

Sapna—to phir theek hai...main roj tera lund piyungi.

Raj—ye huyi na koi baat

Unke muh kholte hi maine jhat se apne lund ko unke muh me thoons diya…..lekin kewal lund ka supada hi andar ghus paya vo bhi mushkil se….utne me hi mami ki ankhe choudi ho gayi

Vo bas gugugugu…karte huye supade ko chusne lagi….kuch der baad jab unhe achcha lagne laga to mann laga kar mera lund pine lag gayi….kuch der baad jab mujhe laga ki ab yahi sahi waqt hai unki bur ko phadne ka to maine lund ko unke muh se nikal kar ek baar phir se unki dono tango ko phaila kar upar utha liya aur lund ke supade ko unki bur ke chhed se tika diya.

Raj—mami thoda dard agar vo to bardast kar lena….vaise to apki bur pahle se hi lund khayi huyi hai to jyada taklif nahi honi chahiye.

Sapna—hmmmm

Maine lund ka dabav bur me dene laga lekin madarchod ghus hi nahi raha tha….maine kayi baar try kiya lekin bahanchod phisal kar apna muh dusri taraf pher leta tha.

Raj—abe madarchod…ab tujhe kya hua….ghus ja na…apni mami ki bur hai…behichak andar ghus ke phad de…vo kuch nahi kahegi….chal ghus jaldi….teri maa ko chodu…sale ghusega kaise nahi…tujhe ghused ke rahunga

Sapna (haste huye)—ruk main usko pakad ke rakhti hu…jisse kahi nahi bhag payega…tum jor se andar ghused do

Raj—kya mast idea lagaya hai mami…..apki maa ko chodu

Sapna—pahle mujhe to chod le….phir meri maa ki chodna

Raj—ye lo

Mami ne mere lund ko apni bur ke chhed par rakh ke pakad liya…..maine ek hath se unki chuchi ko jor se pakad liya aur dusre hath se unka muh band kar ke ek hanumani bur phad dhakka hachak ke maar diya unki bur me…..jiska natiza ye nikla ki lund baba, mami ki bur rani ko kisi purane kapde ki bhanti phadte huye aadhe ghus gaye .

Mami ki ankhe bahar ko nikal aayi…..unke gale se jor se cheekh nikli jo mere hatho se unka muh band hone ki vajah se gale me hi atak kar rah gayi….kintu ankho se pani bahne laga….aadhe lund me hi vo bin pani machhali ki tarah tadapne lagi….aur mujhe dhakelne ki koshish karne lagi apne upar se.

Lekin main bhi koi anadi chodaiya to tha nahi ki hath aayi bur ko bina phade hi chhod du…..maine ussi position me rahte huye hi vaisa hi ek tagda jhatka aur thok diya unki bur me….iss baar lund unki bur ko kakdi ki tarah cheerte huye jad tak ghus gaya aur lund ka supada to unki bachchedani ka muh khol ke uske andar chala gaya.

Mami dard se tadap uthi lekin maine koi raham nahi kiya….aur unke muh se hath hata ke hotho ko chusne laga…sath hi dono chuchiyo ko mutthi me bheench kar masalne lag gaya.

Lagbhag dus pandrah minute baad jab mami normal huyi aur apni gaand upar uthane lagi to main samajh gaya ki ab ye lund khane ke liye taiyar ho chuki hain.

Maine bhi unki bur me dhire dhire lund ko andar bahar sarkane laga…sath me unki chuchiyo se bhi khelta ja raha tha.. kuch hi samay me mami full chudasi ho gayi phir se…aur unke gale se madhur madhur shabd nikalne lage.

Sapna—aaaaahhhhhh…..ufffff…..thodaaaa…dhireee…aaaaaa….itna maza…pahle kabhi nahi aayaaa…..aise hii..pelte raho mujhe…..hmmmm aise hi……aur dabao meri chuchiyo ko……phad dalo raj…apni mami ki bur ko…..uffff

Raj—kyo mama nahi chodta tha kya…..?

Sapna—arey.....uski lulli jhaant barabar bhala kya chodega....aaaaaaa.....tera lund to meri bachchedani ke andar tak ghus raha hai.....tumne pahle kyo nahi chod diya mujhe...aaaaa...ab tak main tere bahut se bachcho ki maa ban gayi hoti...aaaa

Raj—koi baat nahi mami...ab dekhna main kaise apko gabhin karta hu....roj chod chod ke

Sapna—bahut maza.....aa raha haii.....aaaaa.....haaannn mujhe roj chodna......khoob chodna.......thodi thodi der me mujhe poori nangi kar diya karna roj......aaaaaaa.....aur jor jor se pelo raj.....jitni choudi karni hai kar do meri bur ko...

Raj—main to chahta hu mami ki apki bur sabse se jyada phati huyi ho......aaj se na main apko bur fati kahunga...

Sapna—aaaaa....aur tez...hmmmm...haaaa......mujhe manzoor hai.....mera naam aaj se bur fati hai...tu mujhse ab yahi naam se bulaya karna.....

Raj—haa meri bur fati mami....

Mere lund ke dhakke ab prachand hote ja rahe the aur mami ki bur itne me hi charmarane lagi thi.....chodte huye unki bur se fachhh....fachhhhh...fachhhh ka madhur sangeet goonj raha tha kamre me.

Yaha ye dono chudayi me mast the magar inhe malum nahi ki inki iss raas leela ko koi darwaje ke chhed se jhaank kar dekh rahi hai.

Ye aur koi nahi balki rashmi hai...jo apne kamre me raj ke aane ka intazar kar rahi thi.....lekin jab raj nahi aaya to vo usse baat karne khud hi uske paas aane lagi.

Rashmi uske kamre ka darwaja khat khatane hi wali thi ki tabhi usse andar se kisi ki khusar fusar karne ki awaz sunayi di... jisse uske kaan turant khade ho gaye.

Vo mann iss jigyasa se bhar gaya ki vo kaise dekhe ki andar raj ke sath koun hai.... ? akhir kaise bhi kar ke usne darwaje me ek barik chhed talash hi liya aur usme apni ankhe tika di.

Halanki andar sirf raj aur rashmi ki apni mummy sapna ka kamar tak ka hi hissa nazar aa raha tha jisse vo chehra to nahi dekh payi lekin jitna bhi dikha vo dekh kar usko 440 volt ka jabardast jhatka laga.

Rashmi (mann me)—ye koun hai jo raj ke sath nangi ho kar apni bur chudwa rahi hai....chudiyo ki awaz aa rahi hai.. ghar me to chudiya mummy aur chachi hi pahanti hain.....kahi mummy... ? nahii..nahiii..meri mummy aisi nahi hain…shayad ye chachi hogi...chheee sharam nahi aayi....apne bhanje se chudwate huye.....aur ye kamina saand... yaha aate hi isne upar chadhna aur chodna chalu kar diya.

Rashmi (mann me-bur sahlate huye)—sale ka kitna bada lund hai…ye kutiya chachi…kaise maze se gaand utha utha kar pelwaye ja rahi hai…randi kahi ki….ghar me jawan betiya hain aur iss ghodi ki bur khujla rahi hai ab tak…ye kutiya raj ko apni bur de de kar uski aadat aur kharab kar degi….aaj raj ne chachi ko pel hai kal ko meri mummy ko bhi kahi akele pa kar pel diya to…? Nahi mujhe raj ko rokna hoga isse pahle ki vo kisi aur ko pel de…..mujhe kuch bhi kar ke raj ko kal hi apni bur deni hogi….haaa main raj se chudwaungi aur vo bhi kal hi….usko apni bur ka itna deewana bana dungi ki vo phir kisi ki oor dekhega bhi nahi.

Andar raj ghacha ghach sapna ki bur me dhakke par dhakke thoke ja raha tha….aur idhar rashmi mann me dono ko galiya dete huye apni bur me ungli pel rahi thi jor jor se.

Maine mami ko kutiya bana ke piche se unki bur me lund daal diya aur jor jor se chodne laga…vo ab tak do bar jhad chuki thi..lekin mera abhi nahi hua tha.

Sapna—aaahhhhh….rajjjjj……ab bas bhi karo…meri bur dard karne lagi hai ab to…..ek ghante ho gaye…aur kitna chodoge

Raj—aaj poori raat chodunga….teen din ka chodasa lund hai…badi mushkil se to bur pelne ko mili hai

Main dhada dhad non stop unke chutad par thappad marte huye chode ja raha tha….unke gore gore chutad poore lal pad gaye the…lund aur thappad ki maar kha kha kar ke.

Sapna—aaaaaaa…..rajjjj…main aane wali hu….aaahhhhhh

Raj—bas mera bhi hone wala hai…

Maine prachand gati se unki bur me lund pelne laga aur sath hi niche jhul rahi unki chuchiyo ko khoob jor jor se masalne laga.....lekin madarchod...ek gadbad ho gayi yahi par...madarchod palang toot gaya aur hum dono dhadam se niche gir gaye....

Sapna—uuuiiii..maaaa...kamar toot gayiiiiii

Raj—teri maa ko chodu...ye bhi abhi tootna tha....

Rashmi (mann me)—naya bed bhi tod diya.....choti chachi ke liye banwaya tha abhi abhi....

Maine phir se mami ko pakad ke uss toote huye palang par hi khade ho kar apni god me utha liya aur bur me lund ghused kar phir se satasat pelna chalu ho gaya......akhir me mere lund ne unki bachchedani me ghus kar lambi lambi garam garam anginat pichkariya chhodni shuru kar di.....mere sath hi mami bhi mujhse jor se lipat ke jhadne lagi.

Aur idhar rashmi bhi jhad gayi...aur mann me dono ko gaali dete huye apne kamre me ghus gayi....yaha maine uss raat sapna mami ko do baar aur choda jam ke....subah hote hi vo kapde pahan kar langdate huye apne room me chali gayi.

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UPDATE- 49

Raj—teri maa ko chodu...ye bhi abhi tootna tha....

Rashmi (mann me)—naya bed bhi tod diya.....choti chachi ke liye banwaya tha abhi abhi....

Maine phir se mami ko pakad ke uss toote huye palang par hi khade ho kar apni god me utha liya aur bur me lund ghused kar phir se satasat pelna chalu ho gaya......akhir me mere lund ne unki bachchedani me ghus kar lambi lambi garam garam anginat pichkariya chhodni shuru kar di.....mere sath hi mami bhi mujhse jor se lipat ke jhadne lagi.

Aur idhar rashmi bhi jhad gayi...aur mann me dono ko gaali dete huye apne kamre me ghus gayi....yaha maine uss raat sapna mami ko do baar aur choda jam ke....subah hote hi vo kapde pahan kar langdate huye apne room me chali gayi.

Ab Aage.......

Mami ke jate hi main dinesh mama ke bistar me let kar so gaya......subah bindu mami mujhe chaay dene aayi to kamre ka haal dekh kar chounk gayi.

Ek taraf toota bed pada tha, dusri taraf saand ka lund khada tha…..bindu mami ki to saans hi gale me atak gayi…unki nazare mere lund par hi ekagrachit ho kar rah gayi.

Bindu (mann me)—ohhh..maa….itna bada hai, rajjj kaaa…..lover ke andar hai tab bhi kitna bada lag raha hai…jiske bhi upar ye saand chadhega to uski to poori phat jayegi…..dusro ki kyo kahu, meri khud ki phat jayegi…..aur ye palang kaise toot gaya….? Ab raj ko kaise uthau….? Par uthana to padega hi…

Bindu mami mujhe dhire dhire awaz dete huye uthane lagi….lekin main to gahri need me tha aur sapne me sapna mami ko phir se chod raha tha.

Bindu ek baar darwaje ke paas ja kar dekhi ki koi aa to nahi raha hai, phir darwwaje ko dhire se tika kar bistar me baith gayi aur kampte hatho se lund ko jaise hi pakda to vo tunak gaya…bechari ne ghabra kar jaldi se chhod diya.

Uske baad uski himmat hi nahi huyi ki phir se pakde, jabki mann to bahut kar raha tha uska lund ko pakad kar uski lambayi choudayi mapne ka.

Jab himmat nahi juta payi to mujhe hila kar uthane lagi….main to khwab me sapna mami ko pel raha tha…isliye kachchi need me uthate hi maine bina dekhe bindu mami ko baho me bhar ke apne upar khich liya aur ek hath se unke ek doodh ko pakad ke meesne laga.

Raj (ankhe band kiye aadhi need me)—haye…mami…..kya mast doodh hain……jaldi se nangi ho jao mujhe chodna hai.

Mera dusra hath unki sari ko upar uthane laga….bindu mami darr gayi iss achanak hamle se, upar se darwaja bhi band nahi tha…unhone mujhe dhakka dekar turant bistar se utar ke bhagi lekin uss toote huye palang se takra kar niche gir gayi.

Bindu—ohhhh maa marrr gayiiii

Kisi ke girne ki awaz sunte hi meri need khul gayi…..maine jab bindu mami ko niche gire dekha to turant unko uthane ke liye jane laga…..lekin unhone samjha ki main phir se unhe patak kar pelne aa raha hu to vo jaldi se uth kar langdate huye kamre se bahar nikal gayi…shayad unke pair ya jangh me palang ki lakdi lag gayi thi girne se.

Mami jaise hi mere room se bahar nikli sanyog se ussi samay rashmi didi bhi meri hi taraf aa rahi thi….bindu mami ko mere room se nikalte aur langda kar chalte dekh unka dimag kharab ho gaya.

Rashmi (mann me)—Sali kitni badi chhinal aurat hai…..poori raat chudwa chudwa ke palang tak tod diya phir bhi iski bur ki chudas nahi khatam huyi jo subah hote hi phir se chudwane pahuch gayi…..itna mota lund legi to aise hi langda kar chalegi na….Sali ki bur me kide pad jaye.

Main fresh ho kar naste karne ke liye bahar aaya to meri nazar kitchen me akeli kaam kar rahi sapna mami par pad gayi main dabe paon unke paas gaya aur dono hatho se unke doodh dabane laga…unhone chounk ke dekha aur mujhe dekhte hi unke chehre par smile aa gayi.

Lekin unhone mera hath apne doodh par se hata diya ye kah kar ki abhi koi bhi aa sakta hai yaha….unhone ek tarah se achcha hi kiya kyon ki kuch hi der me vaha rashmi didi aa gayi.

Rashmi (mann me)—ye saand yaha kya kar raha hai meri mummy ke paas…..? kahi ab chachi ko pelne ke baad meri mummy par to chance nahi maar raha hai….? Iska aaj hi kuch karna padega mujhe …nahi to iss saand ka koi bharosa nahi hai, raat hote hote na jane kis ko pel dega ye.

Main vaha se sidhe nasta karne sab ke paas aa gaya…tabhi bindu mami ne bataya ki mera bed toot gaya hai, usko repair karane ke liye..jis par rashmi didi ek baar phir se unko mann hi mann khari khoti sunane lagi.

Dimple—raj, aaj kahi gayab mat ho jana….mere sath college chalna hai tumhe

Raj—theek hai

Rashmi—raj mere sath aaj market chalna…..tumhare liye new mobile kharidna hai aur mujhe bhi kuch kaam hai.

Raj—time milega to dekhta hu.

Udhar thakur apne farm house me moujud sabhi admiyo ke buri tarah se maare jane par boukhla gaya tha….vaha se nikalne se pahle hi jyoti ne sabhi camera se attach server ko patak ke tod diya tha aur uski ‘C’ drive nikal li thi…jisse thakur ko kuch pata nahi chal saka ki ye sab kisne kiya hai.

Shamsher (gusse me)—aisa koun hai jisne thakur shamsher singh se dushmani karne ki himmat ki hai…? Ye jante huye bhi ki iss rajya me meri marzi ke bina ek patta tak nahi hilta hai….vo mere hi ghar me ghus kar mere admiyo ko maar ke chala gaya…..lanat hai tum logo par….pata lagao uska…aur haan ye kaam jaldi ho jana chahiye warna tum me se koi nahi bachega..samajh gayeeee

Vikrant—bhaiya aap chinta mat karo…..main uss acp ko jinda nahi chhodunga.

Shamsher—nahi vikrant…..ye kaam akele uss acp jyoti ka nahi hai……itne well trained hathiyar band admiyo ko maarna ek akele jyoti ke bas ki baat nahi hai……poori ki poori gang hai, jisne bhi ye kiya hai…..uske leader ka pata lagao.

Rahul—ye kaam to hum uss acp jyoti ko pakad ke bhi usse ugalwa sakte hain….?

Shamsher—nahii…usne statement me isko aatankwadi hamla kaha hai……usko pakadne se mere admi hi aatankwadi sabit ho jayenge….kyon ki vo sab terrorist hi the….ye mat bhulo ki uske paas yaha ke camera’s ki footage bhi hongi… jiski madad se vo mere admiyo ke chehre dikha kar unn sab ko aaram se aatankwadi sabit kar degi vo acp jyoti.

Vikrant—hum bhi uske sath vahi game khelenge jo usne hamare sath khela hai.

Shamsher—kya matlab….?

Vikrant—mera plan ye hai ki *********************

Shamsher—hmmm….theek hai..lekin result mujhe jaldi chahiye.

Jabki vahi dusri taraf ghar me kal se raj ke jane ke baad se sheetal didi maa se 50 baar raj ke baare me puch chuki thi lekin apni hi style me.

Sheetal—kya maa…tumhare uss pille ka koi phone vone aaya ki nahi….? Vo kutta jinda bhi hai ki marr gaya….?

Maa (daant kar)—sheetalll ye kya tarika hai baat karne ka….? Kabhi to dhang se baat kiya karo, akhir vo tum sab bahno ka eklouta bhai hai….

Sheetal (muh sikod kar)—vo kutta mera bhai kabhi nahi ho sakta maa….main usko apna bhai kabhi nahi manungi…usse kutte se baat karegi meri chappal main nahi…huunhhhh

Sheetal aise hi din bhar me kayi kayi bar har kisi se raj ke baare me puchti rahti….usko gaaliya dete huye…ya to baar baar puchne ke piche raj ke liye fikra thi uske dil me ya phir kuch aur….abhi kuch bhi kah pana mushkil hai…ki vastav me raj ke liye uske dil me hai kya…..?

Vahi mama ke ghar me aaj main dimple ke sath college jane ke liye ready ho gaya….iss beech rashmi didi ne kayi baar mujhse baat karne ki koshish ki lekin maine ignore kar diya….yaha tak ki usne kayi baar mere aage jhuk kar mujhe apni chuchiyo ke darshan bhi karwaye….teen char dafa to sab ki nazare bacha kar unhone mere samne apni bur me hath bhi pher kar ishara kiya….par maine abhi unko thoda aur tadapne dena chahta tha…isliye chupchap dimple ke sath college chala gaya.

Raj (raste me)—tu mujhe apne college kyo le kar ja rahi hai….? Faltu me sab mujhe tera boy friend samajh lenge..... ?

Dimple—yahi to main chahti hu...ki sab tujhe, mera boy friend samjhe.

Raj—kya matlab hai tera…..? kahi aaj tu mujhe apni bur to dene wali nahi hai.... ?

Dimple—chheeee....jab dekho tab tujhe kisi na kisi ki lene ke alawa bhi kuch kaam aata hai.... ?

Raj—matlab ki tu mujhe apni nahi degi.... ?

Dimple—naa

Raj—to phir apni maa chudwa

Dimple—rajjj....ye kya badatmeezi hai.... ? meri maa tumhari bhi to mami hain...tumhe sharam nahi aati meri mummy ke baare me aisa kahte huye.... ?

Raj—kyo teri mummy ke paas bur nahi hai kya.... ?

Dimple—rajjjjj….phir vahi….jao mujhe tumse baat hi nahi karni

Raj—to phir ja apni maa chudwa…..main chala city ghumne

Dimple—rajjjj…tu aisa nahi kar sakta mere sath….chal na college…kyo bhav kha raha hai…?

Raj—pahle mere sawal ka jawab de….?

Dimple—kaisa sawal…..?

Raj—teri maa ke paas bur hai ki nahi…..?

Dimple—ufffff……tu na phir se vahi…..ok…hai..hai…hai…ab khush

Raj—ye hai hai kya hota hai.... ? poora bol

Domple—omg.....ok , meri maa ke paas bhi hai

Raj—maine poora bolne ko kaha tha...

Dimple—tu bhi na......meri maa ke paas bhi bbbbb...b...u....r....hai..ab nahi bolungi

Raj—tune kabhi dekhi hai apni maa ki bur.... ?

Dimple—ohhh god.......haa dekhi hai

Raj—kab….?

Dimple—mootate huye

Raj—kaisi hai teri maa ki bur….?

Dimple—jaisi sab ki hoti hai vaisi hi hai

Raj—matlab teri bhi vaisi hi hai

Dimple—meri kyo hogi vaise, meri koun si shadi huyi hai abhi.... ?

Raj—tune hi to kaha ki sab ki ek jaisi hoti hai

Dimple—matlab unki thodi fati huyi hai aur meri nahi fati hai..ab kuch mat puch… pls

Raj—to phir tu kab de rahi hai mujhe apni bur…?

Dimple—kabhi nahi

Raj—kyo teri chodne ke liye nahi hai kya…..?

Dimple—hai…lekin jisse shadi hogi, sirf usko dungi

Raj—theek hai, phir teri maa ki hi le lunga.

Dimple—khabardar, agar meri maa ke upar apni gandi nazar dali bhi to...

Raj—to phir tu apni de de

Dimple—nahi dungi aur tujhe jara bhi sharam nahi aati apni bahan se aisi gandi gandi baate karte huye..... ?

Raj—to phir theek hai....jab tujhe bahan banne ka hi shouk hai to aaj college me main tera bhai ban ke hi jaunga.

Dimple—dekh tu ab palat raha hai apne vaade se

Raj—vada to tune bhi kiya mujhe apni dene ka...yaad hai na... ?

Dimple—tab main choti thi, nasamajh thi...lekin ab nahi

Raj—chal baat khatam kar...bas aa gayi hai

Bas me baith kar hum college aa gaye.......dimple ka chehra murjha gaya tha aur sath me uski ankho me anshu bhi chhalak aaye the...ye dekh mujhe shock laga.

Raj (hath pakad ke)—ruk yahi, aur bata mujhe ki baat kya hai..... ? dekh jhuth nahi bolna..ab main mazak ke mood me nahi hu.

Dimple (sisakte huye)—vo mere college me ek ladka hai jo mujhe hamesha pareshan karta rahta hai....vo mujhe kayi baar propose bhi kar chuka hai sab ke samne..lekin maine usko mana kar diya aur thappad bhi maar diya tha.

Raj—to isme rone ki kya baat hai... ? principal se shikayat kar ke usko college se nikalwa dena tha….?

Dimple—uske khilaf koi kuch nahi karega….maine principal se complain ki thi lekin unhone ye kah ke mujhe apne cabin se bahar kar diya ki main unn ladko ki baat maan lu…isme hi meri bhalayi hai….maine usse kah diya ki mera already bf hai to usne challenge kiya hai ki agar koi mera bf hai to usko college lekar aau nahi to uski baat manni padegi.

Raj—koun hai vo ladka….?

Dimple—yaha ke thanedar deshraj ka bhai hai ....aur sab jante hain ki deshraj thakur ka admi hai...deepak naam hai uska....poora college usse darta hai....agar koi ladka galti se meri oor dekh bhi le to vo uske hath pair tudwa deta hai.

Raj —sala ye jaha bhi main jata hu ye madarchod deshraj aur thakur mere piche piche vahi pahuch jate hain....inn dono ki maa chodni hi padegi ab....

Dimple—kya matlab.... ?

Raj—kuch nahi...tu chal andar college ke...

Dimple—dekho raj..agar vo tumse kuch ulta sidha bole to tum kuch mat bolna….vo gunda admi hai aur uske sath kuch gunde bhi rahte hain.

Raj—tu sidhe andar chal….mujhe kya karna hai aur kya nahi, ye batane ki jarurat nahi hai , samjhi..

College ke andar pahuchte hi maine uska hath pakad liya aur uske sath chalne laga...college ke sab ladke aur ladkiya hum dono ko hairani se dekh rahe the.....vo mujhe ek jagah khadi apni saheliyo ke paas le gayi.....vo sab bhi dimple ko kisi ladke ke sath dekh kar shocked ho gayi.

Dimple—hi....tum sab aise ghur kyo rahi ho...yahi hai mera bf..Raj...maine kaha na ki mera bf hai.....aur raj ye hain meri friends taniya, babita, dolly aur ye shabnam.

Charo—hi

Raj—hiii...(mann me)—doodh aur gaand to mast hain sab ke....agar koshish karu to inki bhi mil sakti hai

Babita—tab to hum bhi friends huye

Raj—kyo nahi….(dhire se)—vaise tum bahut beautiful lag rahi ho.

Babita—sach

Aise hi baat karte huye hum canteen me aa gaye aur hasi mazak karne lage sath me halka fulka nasta bhi....main thoda bathroom chala gaya.....tabhi canteen ke paas paanch bike aa kar ruki....sab ke hath me hocky kit thi....vo sabhi canteen me ghus kar yaha vaha dekhne lage aur phir sidhe dimple ki table ki oor aa gaye.

Deepak—maine suna hai ki tu aaj kisi ladke ke sath college aayi hai....hamari dosti nahi karayegi usse..... ? main bhi to dekhu ki aisa koun hai jisne mere maal ko patane ki himmat ki hai... ?

Dimple—tumhe isse kya matlab.... ? tune kaha tha na ki main kisi ko bf bana kar dikha du...isliye le aayi apne bf ko... ab tum mera picha chhodo

Deepak—aise kaise chhod du.....ek baar hame bhi to milwa de apne uss ashiq se....hum bhi dosti karna chahte hain usse…

Tabhi main bhi bathroom se lout aaya to dimple ke paas ladko ko dekhte hi samajh gaya ki yahi deepak hoga...main chupchap ja kar dimple ke bagal me baith gaya.

Dimple—lo yahi hai mera bf..raj.....aur raj ye hai deepak...

Deepak (ghurte huye)—ohhhh...to ye hai......lagta hai isne tujhe mere bare me bataya nahi warna tu aisi himmat kabhi nahi karta... ?

Raj—bataya hai.....main sab janta hu.

Ek gunda—yaar....ye to sab janta hai....hahahahaha...tab to isse dosti karni hi padegi

Raj—achcha mujhse dosti karoge....?

Raand Se Dosti, Lund Ko Khatra
Daaru Se Dosti, Jaan Ko Khatra
Saand Se Dosti, Gaand Ko Khatra
Mujhse Dosti Karoge.... ?

2nd gunda—sale teri itni himmat….

Raj—vahi ruk ja warna “Yahi Se Lund Phenk Kar Marunga Na To Sidhe Ja Kar Teri Maa Ke Bhosde Me Ghusega, Aur Tera Baap Free Fokat Me Phir Baap Ban Jayega.”

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Ek gunda—yaar....ye to sab janta hai....hahahahaha...tab to isse dosti karni hi padegi

Raj—mujhse dosti karoge....?

Raand Se Dosti, Lund Ko Khatra
Daaru Se Dosti, Lever Ko Khatra
Saand Se Dosti, Gaand Ko Khatra
Mujhse Dosti Karoge.... ?

2nd gunda—sale teri itni himmat….

Raj—vahi ruk ja warna “Yahi Se Lund Phenk Kar Marunga Na To Sidhe Ja Kar Teri Maa Ke Bhosde Me Ghusega, Aur Tera Baap Teri Maa Ko Bina Chode hi Free Fokat Me Phir Se Baap Ban Jayega.”

Ab aage……

Deepak (jor se)—teri itni majal…hame maa ki gali deta hai…..shayad tune inspector deshraj ka naam nahi suna…agar jaan jata ki main uska bhai hu to dekhte hi pant me moot deta sale…ab dekh main kaise tere samne iss Sali dimple ki gaand marta hu…..aur mere dost teri gaand marenge…hihihihi

Dimple (ghabra kar)—raj..ye kya kar raha hai…jaldi se mafi mang le deepak se…

Deepak vaha se uth kar mere paas aaya aur sidhe dimple ka hath pakad liya aur usko uthane laga.....ye dekh mera dimag ab poori tarah se kharab ho gaya.

Raj—hath chhod.....

Uske sathi—hahahahahaha

Raj (jor se)—suna nahi...maine kaha....hath chhod

Deepak—achcha...agar nahi chhoda to kya kar lega..... ?

Raj (gusse me)—teri aur tere bhai deshraj dono ki maa chod dunga.

Deepak (gusse me)—kya.....maha tune... ? ye maaro re iss harami ko….

Raj (chutki bajate huye)—Jaha ho vahi ruk jaoo “Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”

Lekin unn madarchodo ko na manna tha aur na maane….hocky kit lekar doud pade meri oor…..maine vahi paas me rakhi do cold drinks ki bottle utha liya….jaise hi unhone hath upar kiya mujhe maarne ke liye to maine kinare ho kar do ke sir me bottle phod diya…aur ek ki gaand me laat to dusre ki gardan me ek mukka jor se ragad diya….dono dhadam se muh ke bal niche gir kar khoon ki ulti karne lage kyon ki kaanch ke tukde unke chehre par ghus gaye the.

Jisse unka dhyan dard hone ki vajah se mujh par se hat gaya…maine turant baju me rakhi table pakad kar baki dono ke upar patak di..jisse vo dono niche gir gaye.

Unke niche girte hi maine ek hocky chhuda kar de dana dan pitna chalu kar diya charo ko….apne sathiyo ko maar khate dekh kar deepak ne revolver nikal li aur fire kar diya lekin goli mere kandhe ko touch karte huye nikal gayi.

Dimple (jor se)—rajjjjjjjj

Raj (kandha sahlate huye)—teri maa ko chodu..madarchod

Maine vahi hocky kit jor se uske rovolver wale hath par kas ke mara to vo chhitak kar door phisal gayi ….usne apna tamancha uthane ke liye tezi se lapka lekin tab tak main uske paas pahuch gaya uske pairo me apni taang phansa ke gira diya.

Aur phir ghasit kar usko bhi uske dosto ke paas le aaya aur laat ghoonso ki barsat kar di unke upar…. canteen me bheed jama ho gayi thi lekin koi chu cha tak nahi kar raha tha….dimple aur uski saheliya to muh phade hairani se dekhe ja rahi thi.

Raj (gusse me)—kya bol raha tha madarchod…..gaand marega….ruk abhi batata hu tujhe ki gaand kaise marte hain….?

Main lohe ka koi pipe ya sariya talashne laga idhar udhar….tab tak deepak ne jaldi se apna mobile nikal kar kisi ko number lagane laga…mujhe jaise hi awaz sunayi di doud kar maine uske hath par jor se kood gaya jisse mobile to chaknachur hua hi vo dard se chillane laga.

Tabhi mujhe cycle khadi dikhi canteen ke ek kone me…maine doud kar uski chain khich ke nikal li….ye dekhte hi unn sabhi ki gaand phat gayi…vo sabhi college ke andar bhage..main bhi chain liye unke piche doud chala.

Bhagte huye maine ground se do chote patthar uthaye aur vahi se phenk ke mara to ek ja kar deepak ke sir me tannnn se jor se laga…aur vaha se khoon bahne laga…lekin vo madarchod gir ke turant utha aur phir bhagne laga.

Pancho bhagte huye principal cabin me ghus gaye aur andar se darwaja band karne lage tabhi maine ek laat maar ke darwaja khol diya….sabhi principal se bachane ki bheekh mangne lage.

Deepak—sir, hame bacha lo, ye hame jaan se maar dega.

Principal—maine police ko phone kar diya hai,…..(jor se)--ye mr. tumhari himmat kaise huyi college me ghus kar maar peet karne ki….?

Raj (gusse me)—tadaaaaakkkkkkk…….tu hi hai na iss college ka principal madarchod…teri maa ko chodu

Principal—dekho tamiz se baa……..

Raj—tadakkkkkkk.....tamiz se baat karu tujhse madarchod....tadaaakkkk...tamiz se..hmmmm.... tadaaakkkkk

Principal ke naak muh se khoon ki nadi bahne lagi.....maine chain ko majbooti se pakad kar unn sabhi ki sata sat dhunayi shuru kar kar di....kisi ke naak se khoon bah raha tha, to kisi ke muh se, to kisi ke kaan se.....

Sathi—hame maaf kar do.....chhod do...nahi to ab hum mar jayenge....aaaaaa...maaaaa.....ab mattt... marooo...aaaaaa...pls

Raj—sirf ek shart par chhodunga.

Charo—hame manzoor hai....bas hame chhod do...

Deepak—aaaaaa….mera bhai tumhe aur dimple ko chhodega nahi…aaaaaaaaaa

Raj—tadaaakkkk….tadaaakkkkk……teri maa ko chodu madarchod...”Tere Sharir Mein Itna Khoon Nahi Hoga, Jitna Saand Ek Baar Mein Moot Deta Hai..”

Charo—nahiii hame nahi…hum ab aur maar nahi kha sakte……tum jaisa kahoge hum karne ko taiyar hain….

Raj—to theek hai……tum charo me se do log iss madarchod deepak ki gaand maroge aur do log sale ka muh me lund ghused ke chodoge…chalo shuru ho jaooo

Principal—ye tum sahi nahi …aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Raj—madarchod…chinta mat kar..iske baad teri bhi gaand ka number ayega.

Principal (pair pakad)—nahiii…nahiii…mujhe jane dooo….main tumhare pair padta huuu

Raj (gusse me)—tum logo ne suna nahi maine kya kaha…..? ki phir se dhunayi shuru karu….? Chal be principal hath pakad iss madarchod ke....aur tum chalu karo...main film banaunga….(jor se)—chalu karoo madarchodo…tumhari maa ko chodu

Deepak (darte huye)—nahiii…ye tum log kya kar rahe ho…….salo mere kapde kyo utar rahe ho…..? chhod do mujhe… aaaaaa

Charo—maaf karna yaar….hame apni jaan jyada pyari hai

Principal—aur mujhe bhi

Principal ne deepak ka hath pakad liya…jabki dusra hath to vaise hi uska toot chuka tha…..charo ne jaldi jaldi usko nanga kar ke do logo ne ek sath uski gaand me thook laga ke lund pel diya….to do logo ne muh me….dard se uski halat kharab hone lagi…..deepak ki gaand se khoon ki dhara bah chali…lekin dono satasat pelne me lage rahe…vahi haal muh ka bhi tha bechara dard me chilla tak nahi sakta tha.

Raj—maine kaha tha na….Saand Se Dosti, Gaand Ko Khatra......dekh le mujhse dosti karne ki soch kar dal di na apni gaand khatre me....madarchodo, jitna tezi se maroge utni jaldi chhutti milegi.

Maine chain lekar sabke upar jor se phir se thok diya….iss baar unn charo ki speed mast satasat badh gayi….aur main chair me baith kar unki video mobile me banane laga.

Raj—chalo be ab round change karo…piche wale aage jaooo…aage wale piche..

Turant charo ne apni jagah change kar li….muh se lund nikalte hi deepak dard me jor se cheekh utha…. lekin phir se do logo ne uske muh me ek sath apne apne lund thoons diye…aur phir se uski gaand aur muh ki pelayi shuru ho gayi.

Raj—tujhe gaand maarne ka bahut shouk tha na….ab pata chala ki gaand kaise mari jati hai…..?

Aur phir agle aadha ghante tak deepak ki cheekhe uske muh ke andar hi goonjti rahi……vo dard se chhat patata raha…akhir sab jhad gaye…..uski gaand aur muh uske apne hi sathiyo ke veerya se labalab bhar gayi.

Raj—aur ek baat agar tum logo me se kisi ne bhi bahar apni juban kholi to ye video market me release ho jayega..phir to aage kya hoga ye tum sab khud hi jante ho……aur sabse important baat…aaj ke baad iss saand se panga kabhi mat lena....mera ek hi usool hai "Na Appointment, Na Commitment, Only Punishment"

Deepak –aaaaaaaahhhh…… vo video delete kar do..pls….nahi to main kisi ko muh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahunga…ls

Raj—maine kaha na…jab tak tum sab ki juban band hai….ye video bhi band rahega….ab apne kapde pahno aur niklo bahar aur sun be lawde…koun koun hai tere ghar me….?

Deepak—mummy, papa, bhaiya aur bhabhi aur main

Raj—mummy aur bhabhi ki kya umar hai…..?

Deepak—mummy ki 58 saal aur bhabhi ki 22 saal…

Raj—Kya naam hai teri bhabhi ka…?

Deepak—Arti….lekin ye kyo puch rahe ho….?

Raj—general knowledge ke liye puchna padta hai….apna ye haal dekh kar ye to samajh hi gaya hoga jab maine teri ye halat ki hai to tere bhai ki kaisi halat karunga……? chal ab phoot yaha se….

Sab apna apna muh saaf kar ke langdate huye vaha se bahar nikal gaye…sab se buri halat deepak ki thi, usse to chala tak nahi ja raha tha

Raj—abe o principal…tere ghar me koun koun hai…?

Principal—mere alawa, meri biwi aur do ladkiya hain.

Raj—shadi ho gayi unki….?

Principal—abhi nahi…ek abhi 11th me padhti hai aur dusri ki shadi ke liye ladka dhoond raha hu.

Raj—dhoondne ki kya jarurat hai…damad tere samne baitha hai aur tu yaha vaha talash kar raha hai…..vaise bhi shadi ke baad do cheeze hi to important hoti hain…ek suhagrat aur dusra bachcha…..tu aisa kar usko kuch din ke liye mere paas bhej dena…tera shadi ka kharcha bach jayega….suhagrat bhi ho jayegi aur bachcha bhi mil jayega…itni mahgayi me shadi ke jhanjhat me padne se to achcha hai.

Principal—(chup)

Raj—ok, abhi chalta hu….kal ghar aunga sab ko bata dena ki damad ji aa rahe hain..samajh gaya na

Main bhi bahar aa gaya....dekha to bahar ground me police khadi thi….lekin deshraj nahi tha….sab se puch tachh kar rahe the, mere vaha pahuchne tak vo vapis lout gaye….mujhe sakushal dekhte hi dimple aa kar mere gale se lag gayi aur kya hoth aur kya gaal sab jagah chipchipa kar diya.

Dimple—tu theek to hai na…..? dikha mujhe goli kaha lagi hai….?

Raj—mujhe kuch nahi hua…sab theek hai…..vaise ye police wale kutte kya bol rahe the….?

Dimple—dekh kitna khoon bah raha hai aur kahta hai ki kuch nahi hua hai.

Mere mana karne ke baad bhi vo nahi mani aur apna rumal nikal ke pahle to khoon saf kiya aur phir apne dupatte ko phad ke vaha baandh diya.

Dimple—lekin kamal hai kisi ne bhi tumhara nam nahi liya...yaha tak ki deepak aur uske dosto ne bhi tumhara naam nahi liya…aisa kyo….? Kya kiya tumne unke sath….?

Raj—gaand maar li maine unki….ab vo jindagi bhar kisi ko pareshan nahi karenge.

Babita—kya hum bhi dost ban sakte hain…?

Raj—jarur…jarur kyo nahi….lekin dosti karne ke baad kuch lena dena to hoga na…?

Babita—sure

Raj—“Tumhara Hardware, Software Ban Jayega” vaise agar free ho to shaam ko picture dekhne chale….?

Dolly—jarur…."Don’t fear come near, put my jawani ka scooter in third gear"

Dimple (gusse me)—nahi iski koi jarurat nahi hai....aur tum kaan khol kar sun lo....raj se door hi rahna, samjhi....unhhh.. dekhte hi muh se laar tapakne lagi….ab chal pahle doctor ke paas

Raj—iski koi jarurat nahi hai…..ye mamuli chot hai.… sab chalta rahta hai.

Dimple—bilkul nahi…ok bye friends

Babita—bye…raj shaam ko intazar karungi..bye

Dimple—muh noch lungi tera

Iske baad hum college se nikal kar doctor ke paas gaye...jaha accident ka bata kar malham patti karayi.... uske baad maine ek naya mobile kharida aur hotel me nasta karne ke baad bus pakad ke vapis gaon lout aaya.

Dimple (raste me)—raj thanks...meri help karne ke liye.....agar tum nahi hote to mera kya hota... ? tum sach me bahut achche ho…..sirf ek burayi hai tujh me…vo sab chhod kyo nahi dete tum…..?

Raj—kuch nahi hota….mere andar burayi hi burayi hai…..lekin koi mere se jude logo par buri nazar daale to mujhse bardast nahi hota…..bur chodna meri kamjori hai…bur ke bina main ek bhi din nahi rah sakta…(dhire se)...khud to deti nahi aur jo kuch yaha vaha se main jugad karta hu pet bharne ke liye, vo bhi chhodne ko kah rahi hai.

Dimple—tumhe meri chahiye na... ? to le lo.....aaj se dimple tumhari huyi....mera ye tan, mera ye mann.... sab kuch tere hawale karti hu....tujhe jo karna hai kar mere sath, main aaj se tujhe nahi rokungi.

Raj—rahne de...mujhe bheekh nahi chahiye

Dimple—ye bheekh nahi hai, raj....I really love you.....pasand to main tumhe bachpan se karti aa rahi thi, lekin pyar ka ehsaas aaj hua hai....jab tumhe aaj meri izzat ki khatir apni jaan ki parwah kiye bina unn haramiyo se ladte dekha to mere dil ne kaha ki dimple yahi hai sachcha pyar, ...mujhe apni inn majboot baaho me samet lo raj...main teri hona chahti hu, hamesha hamesha ke liye....phir bhi agar tujhe koi shak hai to abhi issi waqt kisi bhi khet me lita kar mera kuwarapan le le...main ufff tak nahi karungi.

Raj—chal..chal...gaon aane wala hai....aur sun raat me tu mere room me aa jana..sab ke so jane ke baad...phir tere pyar ko achche se check kaunga.

Dimple—theek hai...main intazar karungi raat ke uss pal ka.

Raj—theek hai ab tu ghar ja…main thoda khet me mama se mil ke aata hu.

Dimple—theek hai jaldi aana.

Gaon me pahuch kar maine dimple ko ghar bhej diya aur khud chup chap khisak liya jyoti se milne uske ghar….vaise jyoti ki halat bhi kal se kuch theek nahi thi….farm house se loutne ke baad uska dil bhi bagawat karne par utar aaya tha…seene me meetha meetha dard uthne laga tha.

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Gaon me pahuch kar maine dimple ko ghar bhej diya aur khud chup chap khisak liya jyoti se milne uske ghar….vaise jyoti ki halat bhi kal se kuch theek nahi thi….farm house se loutne ke baad uska dil bhi bagawat karne par utar aaya tha…seene me meetha meetha dard uthne laga tha.

Ab aage…..

Jyoti ek samajhdar, jimmedar aur behad sanjida ladki hai….apne bhai aur badi bahan ki mout ke baad uski zindagi ke mayne hi badal gaye….usne apni maa aur bhabhi ki dekh bhaal ke sath sath Thakur se badla lena ko hi ek lakshya bana liya….usne policce force join kar liya…..inn sab halato ne usko behad gambhir aur jimmedar ladki me tabdil kar diya.. khubsurat to vo bachpan se hi thi, jawan hone par to uski sundarta me char chaand lag gaye the…. Apni shadi ki taraf uska dhyan hi nahi gaya aur na hi koi ladka uske dil ke darwaje tak dastak de paya.

Uske dil me ek maqsad tha jisne kabhi use kamjor nahi padne diya…..apni bahaduri bhare karnamo ne usko bahut jald ACP ki post tak pahucha diya…lekin vo thakur aur uski saltnat ko barbad karne ke apne mansubo par kamyab nahi ho pa rahi thi….aise me usko ek asha ki kiran ke roop me raj mil gaya.

Raj ko dekh kar vo behad hairan huyi, ek baar ko to vo bhi dhokha kha gayi uski shakal dekh kar jo ki uske bhai avinash se hu ba hu milti thi…par usne apne bhai ki mout ko apni ankho se dekha tha isliye isko ek sanyog maan liya.

Kintu jab usko ye pata chala ki raj ne thakur family ke ladke ko mara hai to uske mann me ek ummid ne janam le liya…raj ke jariye thakur ko barbad karne ka usne thaan liya….halanki raj ki harkato ke baare me jaan kar vo khush nahi thi.

Behad strict, kadak, aur anushasan priya vahi jyoti aaj bahut vichlit mahsoos kar rahi thi khud ko….jis raj ki harkato se vo nafrat karti thi, vahi raj ab uski ankho ke samne baar baar ghum raha tha.

Yo to uski ye halat kal se hi hai jab se vo farm house se louti hai….tab se uske andar utal puthal machi huyi thi…hamesha se use ye duniya zalim aur matlabi lagti thi aaj vahi bahut khubsurat lag rahi thi….hamesha sad song sunne wali ladki ka mann kal se pyar bhare nagme sunne ko kar raha tha.

Farm house ka vo manzar uski ankho ke samne ghum raha tha…kaise raj ne apni jaan ki parwah kiye bina na kewal uski izzat bachayi balki unn darindo ka bhi badi hi berahmi se safaya kar diya….jab raj ne usko chair se khol kar uske adh nange jism ko apni shirt se dhakne laga to use raj ke andar chhupa ek achcha insan nazar aaya…uski vo balistha bhujaye dikhi.

Farm house se loutne ke baad vo kuch bhool hi nahi pa rahi thi….uske seene me meetha meetha dard ho raha tha…uska dil kal pahli baar usse bagawat karne par utar aaya tha….hamesha gambhir rahne wali jyoti ke hotho par rah rah kar mushkan ubhar rahi thi.

Kal na jane kyo uska dil kar raha tha ki raj uske paas hi ruk jaye….lekin uske jane ke baad pahli baar jyoti ko jaldi subah hone ki bechaini satane lagi…..jaise jaise raat gahri hoti gayi, vaise vaise uske dil me ye kasak bhi badhti chali gayi.

Badi mushkil se karwat badalte huye usne ye raat gujari….uski nigahe pahli dafa kisi ke intazar me darwaje par lagi thi… har aahat par vo bhag kar khud hi darwaja kholne pahuch jati par jab samne koi aur hota to nirash ho kar vapis bed par let jati…..kisi ka intazar karna kitna kathin hota hai ye aaj usko mahsoos ho raha tha….ek ek second usko ek ek ghante ki tarah lag raha tha.

Vo khud bhi kuch samajh nahi pa rahi thi ki usko aaj kya ho gaya hai…kyo vo raj se milne ke liye itni bekarar hai….? Kal tak to aisa kuch bhi nahi tha kintu aaj aisa kyo hai…? Bed me lete lete vo yahi soch rahi thi ki tabhi door bell bajne ki awaz aayi…vo jaldi se bed se uthi lekin phir kuch soch kar baith gayi.

Jyoti—chhamiyaaa….dekhna to jara…ab koun aa gaya marne ke liye….?

Maine vaha pahuch kar door bell bajayi to chhamiya ne darwaja khola….mujhe dekhte hi vo bhi khush ho gayi….aur yaha mera lund khada ho gaya.

Chhamiya (khush ho kar)—arey raj aap…..aaiye na andar aa jaiye….

Raj (mann me)—main to kab se tere andar aana chahta hu…bas ek baar sari to utha de apni….haaye, kya gajab ka maal hai ye chhamiya bhi…..isko chodne ka koi jugad karna padega…..agar isse maangu to vaise mana to nahi karegi lekin vo black mail karne jaisa lagega…..kuch aisa karna padega ki ye khud hi mere paas aa kar apni bur lene ko kah de….iski maa ko chodu…..bahut mast gaand hai Sali ki…..ek baar poori nangi dekhne ko mil jaye to maza aa jaye.

Chhamiya (mushkurate huye)—kya hua…? andar ……..

Iske aage vo kuch bol hi nahi payi…kyon ki uski nazar bade raj par chali gayi thi jo ki sir utha kar qutub minar ki tarah khada tha…..uski to ankhe hi fatne ko ho gayi…..par jab meri ankho se uski ankhe mili to bechari sharma kar vaha se bhag gayi.

Jyoti—arey kya hua…chhamiyaaa….? Koun tha…..?

Chhamiya (sir jhuka kar)—vo raj sahab…aaye hain.

Jyoti—theek hai…..(phir achanak chounk kar)—kyaaa..rajjj aa gaya….?

Jaise hi usko ye ehsaas hua ki raj aaya hai to vo uth kar bhagi apne room se magar beech me khadi chhamiya se takra gayi aur dono ek sath niche gir gayi…lekin phir jaldi se khadi ho kar doudte huye hall me pahuchte hi raj ke gale me jhul gayi.. vahi chhamiya ashcharya chakit ho kar ankhe phade dekh rahi thi ki madam ko kya hua…?

Sofa par baithe hone ki vajah se jaise hi jyoti mere upar jump kar ke lipti to main piche ludhak gaya aur vo mere upar….is achanak hamle ke liye main bilkul bhi ready nahi tha….uski nukili chuchiya meri chhati me chhed karne me aamada thi to lund uski salwar ko phad kar andar ghusne ko betab hua ja raha tha.

Jyoti (chillate huye)—itna time lagta hai tumhe aane me….? Mere pair dukhne lage darwaja kholte kholte subah se…aur tumhe koi kisi ki fikra hi nahi hai…? Chahe phir koi jiye ya mare.

Raj (shocked-mann me)—ab sala isko kya ho gaya…..? aisa kyo kar rahi hai ye…jaise ki meri biwi ho…? Agar kahi sach me meri biwi ban gayi to gale me patta bandh ke mujhe kutta bana degi……lagta hai ki chhamiya ki gaand aur iski chuchi aaj meri jaan lekar hi rahegi.

Jyoti—ab bolte kyo nahi…muh me juban nahi hai kya….? Kaha the subah se ab tak….? Ek baar bhi ye nahi laga ki koi aur bhi tumhara intazar kar raha hoga….?

Sala mere to lounde lag gaye the…mujhe kuch bolne hi nahi de rahi thi…khud hi bak bak kiye ja rahi thi…akhir me maine aav dekha na taav uski gardan ke piche hath le ja kar uske sir ko pakda aur apne hotho ko uske hoth se bhida diya… hoth se hoth milte hi usko current laga lekin maine jor se uska sir daba kar uske hotho ka ras pine laga….dhire dhire uski bhi ankhe band hoti chali gayi aur vo bhi mera sath dene lagi.

Main kabhi uske gulabi hoth to kabhi uske gore gore malmal jaise gaalo ko chumne laga…..tabhi vaha chhamiya coffee le kar aa gayi to samne ka scene dekh kar vo bhi chounk gayi….aur phir mushkurate huye jor jor se khansne lagi, jisse hum hosh me aa gaye.

Jyoti turant mujhse alag ho kar baith gayi….uske hotho ki lipistik mere hotho aur gaalo par lagi huyi thi..yahi haal uska bhi tha…..jaise hi usne ye dekha to use samajhne me der nahi lagi ki abhi abhi kya hua tha…..vo sharma kar apna muh dono hatho se chhupa kar room me bhag gayi.

Jab vo thodi der tak bahar nahi aayi to main khud uske room me aa gaya lekin vo mujhe vaha kahi nahi dikhi….mujhe laga shayad vo bathroom me hogi isliye turant ankhe key hole me laga diya ki shayad aaj phir se kuch jyada dekhne ko mil jaye.

Lekin andar to poora bathroom khali tha….par main tha ki bevajah ankho ko key hole par ghise ja raha tha…tabhi mujhe apne piche se kisi ke khasne ki awaz sunayi padi to main fauran palat gaya….jyoti mere piche khadi thi.

Jyoti (ankhe dikhate huye)—kya ho raha tha ye….hhhuuuuunhh….?

Raj—hihihihi….vo…vo…kkk..kuch bhi nahii….haann kuch bhi nahii….vaise aap aaj nahayi nahi ho kya….?

Jyoti—kyo….? Tumhare aane ke baad nahaya karu, jisse tum mujhe nahate dekh sako jhank kar…..yahi na….?

Raj—nahiii…main to bas aise hi puch raha tha, general knowledge ke liye……warna mujhe kya padi hai, aap kabhi bhi nahao.

Jyoti—maine subah hi naha liya tha…..tum kya chahte ho ki main din bhar nahati hi rahu….aur tum mujhe jhankte raho…?

Raj—vo baat to khatam ho gayi thi na kal hi….phir ab kyo bol rahi hain aap….? Sach me police walo ki na to dosti achchi aur na dushmani….theek hai main chalta hu..

Jyoti—rajjj…..ruk na…sun to….arey yaar main to bas aise hi mazak kar rahi thi.

Raj—main bhi to mazak hi kar raha tha.

Jyoti—you cheaterr

Raj—vaise ek phir se mere upar jump karo na aap..

Jyoti—muh tod dungi tumhara....bhool jao vo sab....jo bhi hua vo sab bas ek hadsa tha, jyada mat sochna uske bare me.. samajh gaye.

Raj—theek hai......aap ne mujhe kyo bulaya tha.... ?

Jyoti—training ke liye..... maine japan se ek martial art expert ko bulaya hai, vo kal se tumhe training denge...aur tumhe daily practice karni hogi.

Raj—vo thodi der pahle wali practice ek bar aur kare kya….?

Jyoti—no….bilkul nahi…maine kaha na ki vo sab bhool jao.

Raj—phir theek hai…kal aa jaunga main, abhi chalta hu.

Jyoti—nahi…abhi hum ghumne jayenge….pahle idhar aao...ek surprise hai tumhare liye.

Jyoti ne mere hath me ek box aur ek chabi thama di.....main chounk kar uski taraf dekhne laga....usne kholne ka ishara kiya to main uss box ko kholne laga....uske andar ek bahut hi khubsurat iphone tha...jise dekhte hi main shocked ho gaya.

Raj—ye sab kya hai….?

Jyoti—meri taraf se ek chota sa gift.

Raj—mujhe nahi chahiye, soory main nahi le sakta...

Jyoti—kyo nahi le sakte.... ? mujhe pata hai iss samay tumhare paas mobile aur bike nahi hai, ..dekho natak band karo, aur batao kaise hain.

Raj—dekhiye madam, main garib jarur hu lekin apni khuddari nahi bechi hai maine abhi tak....sorry main ye nahi lunga..

Jyoti (nam ankho se)—pls raj...mana mat karo....maine aaj pahli bar kisi ke liye koi gift kharida hai...pls mera dil mat todo

Uski ankho me anshu ki boonde dekh kar mera mann bhi dol gaya....maine uske paas ja kar uske anshu saf kiye to vo ek bar phir se mere seene se lag gayi.

Jyoti (sisakte huye)—malum hai rajj….papa aur bhaiya ki death ke baad main bilkul akeli ho gayi thi….kisi ka bhi hath nahi tha mere sir par….main hamesha khud ko asurakshit mahsoos karti thi….mujhe hamesha yahi darr laga rahta tha ki didi ki tarah kahi thakur meri bhi izzat na loot le…..lekin kal tumne jab meri laaz bachayi to mere dil se yahi awaz aayi ki nahi jyoti tu akeli nahi hai….teri izzat ka rakhwala, tujhe sahara dene wala hai…..tu mujhe phir se akeli chhodna chahta hai…?

Uski baato ne mujhe bhi jhak jhor diya andar tak….maine use chup karaya….aur uske diye dono gift le liye….phir vo mere sath ussi new bike me shopping par gayi, jaha usne apne aur mere liye kuch kapde kharide…hotel me break fast karne ke baad vapis lout aaye…bike me vo mujhse bilkul chipak kar baithi rahi….raste bhar uski chuchiyo ne mujhe pareshan kiya usko bhi ye baat pata thi lekin usko maza aa raha tha mujhe tadpane me shayad aaj.

Raj—ab ja kar shanti mili.

Jyoti—kyo…?

Raj—vo..tumhare…mera matlab hai ki meri pth chhil gayi…pata nahi do kaante gad rahe the.

Jyoti (sharma kar)—chup….chalo andar main coffee banati hu.

Raj (ankho me dekhte huye dhire se)—mujhe coffee nahi doodh pina hai…..vo bhi direct thano me muh laga kar…. pilaogi….?

Jyoti (sir niche kar ke)—thappad milega….chahiye kya…?

Raj—doodh pilane ke baad thappad marogi na…chalega

Jyoti—chal idiot…..besharam kahi ka….kuch nahi milega…sapne dekhta rah

Vo mand mand mushkurate huye kitchen me bhag gayi…..lund tha ki madarchod baithne ka naam hi nahi le raha tha…ab to aisa lag raha tha ki kisi ko patak ke jabran uski bur chod du.

Thodi der me vo coffee le aayi…..aur hamare beech baato ka topic change ho gaya….ab thakur ke vishay me charcha hone lagi ki kaise kya kiya jaye….?

Jyoti—dekho raj….tumhe thakur se nipatne ke liye apni ek team banani hogi, jiske bare me ki thakur ko bhi pata na ho

Raj—uss thakur ki to main aise hi maa chod dunga….team ki kya jarurat hai….?

Jyoti—tum galat soch rahe ho…..tum thakur ko bahut kam aank rahe ho….ho sakta hai ki tum thakur ko maar doge lekin sabse badi problem hai ki uske sir par Black Star ka hath hai.

Raj—ab ye black star koun hai….?

Jyoti—Black Star poore world ka underworld king hai….vo jab chahe jis desh ki govt gira de…..vo koun hai, kaha rahta hai, kaisa dikhta hai ye koi nahi janta….lekin vo sab ke baare me janta hai…..poore world me uska kala dhandha phaila hai.. aisa koi galat kaam nahi jo vo na karta ho, lekin kisi me bhi uske khilaf bolne ki himmat nahi hai….vo kewal phone call karta hai aur utne me hi uss desh ki govt tak kaamp jati hain.

Raj—sala bahut bada madarchod lagta hai.

Jyoti—gali nahi mere samne…..Black Star se tum akele nahi nipat sakte....tum taqatwar ho, bahadur bhi ho lekin koi super man ya shaktiman nahi ho....isliye ek team ka hona jaruri hai.

Raj—theek hai....lekin meri team bhi meri hi tarah ekdam chodu honi chahiye....aur main apni team ka naam rakhunga Chodu Gang

Jyoti—tum na kabhi nahi sudharoge......vaise meri nazar me kuch admi hain jo ki jail me hain lekin sale bade harami hain bilkul tumhari tarah.

Raj—achcha koun hain vo.... ?

Jyoti—ye rahi unki tasveere....inme se pahla hai....

(1) Siraj Patel—jis madam ke yaha tution padhne jata tha, ek din ghar me akeli pa kar usko hi thonk diya.......

(2) Amtul Agrawal—kavita likhta hai, lekin hai bada harami...kheto me jo bhi ladies bathroom ke liye jati thi, ye unke piche jhadiyo me chhup kar piche se unke hips par patthar marta tha...ek bar kisi ke ghar me ghus kar ek ladki ke sath range hath pakda gaya, kyon ki sabhi ghar wale ek hi kamre me so rahe the....aur ye teesra...ye bhi kuch kam nahi hai, naam hai...

(3) Jitu Kumar—college me padhta hai, balki ye kahna sahi hoga ki padhta kya hai bas chadhta hai...galti se ek bar principal ke upar hi chadh gaya aur jail aa gaya.

(4) Raghuhalkal—ye bhi bada harami hai....hamesha ladkiyo ko chhedta rahta....iski bahut complain hain...unhe gande gande ishare karta hai....teen ladkiya iske bachche ki bin byahi maa ban chuki hain

(5) Bad Boy—ye naam se hi nahi kaam se bhi bad boy hai….lekin khud ko Iron Man kahta hai, kamina....apne bhai ke shadi wale din khud hi andhere ka fayda utha kar apni bhabhi ke upar chadh gaya....vo to jab raat me uska bhai aaya tab tak uski biwi ki suhagrat ho chuki thi....usne jail bhijwa diya.

Mera bas chale to main khud hi inn sab ko goli se uda du.

Raj—ye sab to apne hi bhai hain bechare.....inko chhod do.....sab galti ladkiyo ki hai....agar vo pyar se de deti to unko aisa kuch karne ki jarurat hi nahi padti.....abhi sabhi bechare apni duniya me mast hote......Paanch Bechare, Bur Ke Maare.

Jyoti—maine kaha na ki koi gandi baat nahi mere aage..lekin tum…

Raj—sorry....vo main ab chalta hu...ok bye..kal milta hu

Jyoti (udas ho kar)—raj, yahiii rukkk jaooo na

Raj—yaha ruk gaya to mujhse galti ho jayegi

Jyoti (nam ankhe)—pls ruk jaoo na

Raj—kya hua…jyoti….tumhari tabiyat to theek hai na

Aur vo bina kuch kahe mujhse lipat gayi aur khud hi apne hotho ko mere hotho se laga diya…..jab tak dono ki saanse bhari nahi ho gayi tab tak ek dusre ke hotho ka ras chuste rahe….iss dauran do baar mera hath uski chuchiyo ke upar pahucha to usne meri ankho me kuch der dekha aur phir se bina koi virodh kiye hoth se chipak gayi.

Maine halke halke hatho se hi uski chuchiyo ko dhire dhire dabata raha mushkil se ek minute ke liye….lekin na jane kyo mere jameer ne mujhe aisa karne se rok diya to maine apne hath khud hi uski chuchiyo se hata liye….ya shayad main uske vishwash ko todna nahi chahta tha, jo vo mujh par karti thi.

Jab dono hoth chuste chuste thak gaye to ek dusre se alag huye….maine jane se pahle ek baar phir se usko kiss kiya aur bike lekar vapis lout aaya gaon….gaon pahuchte hi maine mobile me vahi memory card laga liya jo ki aaj college me principal ke mobile se nikala tha video banane aur usme save karne ke baad…sim to jyoti ne hi daal di thi.

Ghar pahuchte hi maine chup chap bike khadi kar ke andar jane laga…..tabhi mujhe laga ki koi aangan me kapde change kar rahi hai andhere me.

Mujhe laga ki shayad sapna mami hongi, isliye dabe paon ja kar unka muh band kar diya ek hath se aur unko utha kar bagal me bane gaay bhainso ke tabele me la kar ghaas ke upar lita kar sari upar khiska di aur lund bahar nikal ke ek hi dhakke me bur me pel diya.

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Maine halke halke hatho se hi uski chuchiyo ko dhire dhire dabata raha mushkil se ek minute ke liye….lekin na jane kyo mere jameer ne mujhe aisa karne se rok diya to maine apne hath khud hi uski chuchiyo se hata liye….ya shayad main uske vishwash ko todna nahi chahta tha, jo vo mujh par karti thi.

Jab dono hoth chuste chuste thak gaye to ek dusre se alag huye….maine jane se pahle ek baar phir se usko kiss kiya aur bike lekar vapis lout aaya gaon….gaon pahuchte hi maine mobile me vahi memory card laga liya jo ki aaj college me principal ke mobile se nikala tha video banane aur usme save karne ke baad…sim to jyoti ne hi daal di thi.

Ghar pahuchte hi maine chup chap bike khadi kar ke andar jane laga…..tabhi mujhe laga ki koi aangan me kapde change kar rahi hai andhere me.

Mujhe laga ki shayad sapna mami hongi, isliye dabe paon ja kar unka muh band kar diya ek hath se aur unko utha kar bagal me bane gaay bhainso ke tabele me la kar ghaas ke upar lita kar sari upar khiska di aur lund bahar nikal ke ek hi dhakke me bur me pel diya.

Ab aage……

Bur me lund pelte hi vo mujhe dhakka dekar apne upar se hatane ki koshish karne lagi….lekin main ab kaha rukne wala tha, subah ka bhukha lund tha, samne aayi bhojan se bhari thali ko bhala koi chhodta hai….main satasat usko pelta gaya usne kuch der bahut virodh kiya, hath pair chalaye lekin phir shant ho gayi.

Maine hath hata ke jaldi se uske hotho par apne hoth chipka diye aur chumta raha…..uski ankho se anshu bah rahe the. Mujhe thoda ashcharya to hua ki kal to pela tha tab aaj itna dard to nahi hona chahiye, phir socha ki abhi chodo baad me dekhenge.

Bolouse khol kar maine uski chuchiyo ko azad kar diya bra upar khiska ke aur chuchiyo ki aav bhagat chalu kar di dono hatho ki mutthiyo me bhar bhar ke.

Raj (mann me)—mami ki chuchiya kal ki tulna me aaj kuch choti lag rahi hain, sala promotion ki jagah demotion kaise ho raha hai….kuch bhi ho par hain ekdam kadak….baad me mami se puch lunga.

Lagbhag dus minute aise chodte rahne aur chuchiyo ke lagatar masle jane se uski bur bhi pani bahane lagi aur vo bhi ab thoda thoda mera sath dene lagi thi aur jaldi hi jhad kar nidhal bhi ho gayi.

Par mera khana to abhi poora hona baki tha, maine uske dono pairo ko apne kandhe par rakh liya aur phir shuru ho gaya usko bur ko ragadne me….iss aasan me mujhe adhik anand aata hai kyon ki bur bhi upar ko uth jati hai jisse lund sidha bachchedani ke chhed me hamla karta hai, tab aatma prasann ho jati hai.

Bachchedani me prahar hone se vo bhi phir se garam ho gayi aur mujhse chipakne lagi…..maine apne dhakko ki raftar aur tez kar di jisse vo fisal kar ghaas se niche aa gayi….jaha shayad gobar pada hua tha….lekin mujhe kya…main to apni hi dhun me chodta gaya aur vo niche gobar me leti hone ke karan aur bhi fisalne lagi…..uske baar baar fisal kar aage khisak jane se sala mujhe bhi chodne me dikkat ho rahi thi…vo beech beech me mujhe hatane ki koshish bhi karti jati…shayad uski bur ke sath sath uski pith ki maa bhi chudi ja rahi thi.

Akhir me jab mujhe laga ki ab mera hone wala hai to maine uski chuchiyo ko kas kas ke masalte huye bur me hanumani dhakke thokne laga….aur agle dus minute me hi lambi lambi pichkari uski bachchedani ke andar chhodte huye jhadne laga vo bhi garam garam lava apne andar mahsoos karte hi mere sath hi bah chali aur teesri baar jhadne lagi.

Uski bur me apne pani ki antim boond nitharne ke baad uth kar lund ko pant me band kiya aur vaha se nikal kar andar jane laga….

Raj (mann me)—maza mast aaya aaj badi mami ko chodne me….lekin madarchod ye..ye bar bar gobar jaisi badbu kyo aa rahi hai….? Ye badbu kam hi nahi ho rahi hai..lagta hai aagan ki gobar se putayi ki hogi mami ne…?

Aise hi sochte huye main andar aa gaya….andar pair rakhte hi mere pairo ke niche se jamin khisak gayi…kyon ki hall me hi badi mami aur bindu mami dono sab ke sath baithi huyi thi…unke beech me ek 18-19 saal ki ladki bhi baithi huyi thi.

Raj (mann me)—agar ye dono mami yaha hain to phir vo koun thi jisko maine andhere me pel diya…..?

Sapna (mujhe dekh kar)—arey…raj tum aa gaye…vaha kyo khade ho andar aao

Rashmi (naak pakad ke)—ye badbu kaisi aa rahi hai itni tez…..?

Bindu—rajjj…tumhare pant me ye gobar itna kyo laga hai….? Kaha gir gaye the gobar me….?

Maine chounk kar dekha to mere dono pairo me ghutne se niche poora pant gobar se lathpath tha….main jaldi se vaha se bhag kar hand pump me aa gaya..aur jaldi jaldi pant utar kar usko dhone laga ek hath se naak band kar ke.

Halanki mami ne kaha bhi main pant utar ke rakh du vo dho dengi..lekin pant sab ke samne utarta kaise….andar chaddi to main pahanta hi nahi tha, isliye khud hi dhona pada.

Vo to achcha hua ki andhera tha, isliye koi mujhe nanga nahi dekh pa raha tha…badi mushkil se usko dhoya aur phir naha kar vahi gila pant pahan ke andar aa gaya.

Rashmi—ye gila kyo pahan liya…..? ja jaldi change kar

Main bhag kar apne room me aaya aur jaldi se dusra lover nikal ke pahan liya…lekin mere mann me ab bhi vahi khyal machal raha tha ki maine kis ki bur me lund thonk diya…?

Main room se bahar hi nahi nikla..kuch der baad mami ne awaz di khane ke liye to main bahar aa kar sab ke paas baith gaya….vo ladki ke sath ek aurat bhi vahi baithi huyi thi aur ladki beech beech me mujhe chor nazaro se dekh bhi leti thi.

Santu—raj…poora din kaha gayab the…dimple to kab ki aa gayi thi….?

Rashmi—maine market jane ke kaha tha apne sath…kewak iske aane ka intazar hi karti rahi poora din.

Sapna—koi baat nahi kal chali jana….vaise bhi kal to hum sab ko bazar jana hi hai…shopping ke liye….ek do din me mehman bhi aane lagenge ghar par phir shayad time bhi na mile kisi ko….?

Rashmi—kal kahi gayab mat ho jana.

Vo ladki—ye koun hain….? Vo kisi ne bataya nahi na.

Sapna—ohhh haaa...main to batana hi bhool gayi.....raj, ye hai teri hone wali mami ki choti bahan Poli....aaj hi apni bhabhi ke sath yaha aayi hai kharid dari ke liye.....hamne hi bulaya tha ki vo khud hi teri mami ke liye gahne aur kapde pasand kar le jisse baad me koi dikkat na ho...aur nidhi, ye raj hai..kahne ko to meri nanad ka ladka hai lekin sach to ye hai ki ye hi hamara sab kuch hai....ham sab ka laadla hai.

Vishakha—ajib ittefaq hai....raj bhi aaj gobar me gir gaya aur poli ki nidhi bhabhi bhi poori tarah gobar me nahayi huyi thi...jaise vo bhi kahi gobar me leti rahi ho...hihihihihihi

Ye sunte hi main chounk kar uss aurat ki taraf dekhne laga...aur vo bhi mujhe dekhne lagi.....vo bhi samajh gayi ki main kyo usko dekh raha hu aur main bhi....dekhne me vo bhi sundar thi...umar karib 25 ke aas paas..rang gora.

Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ki maine iski hi bur me lund pela hai....tabhi to sochu ki sapna mami ki chuchiya ek din me choti kaise ho gayi....vaise iski bur bhi mazedar hai.

Nidhi (mann me)—to ye hai jisne meri pith chheel dali....baap re, kitna bhayanakar lund hai iska...inn logo ne to saand paal rakha hai apne ghar me......poora saand hi hai ye to.. pata nahi main jinda kaise bach gayi….lekin itna maza bhi mujhe aaj pahli baar hi mila hai…aaj pahli baar maine jana ki asli lund ki chudai kis ko kahte hain….kaise bina dekhe hi andhere me patak ke apna musal thoons diya tha meri bur me… abhi tak dard ho raha hai…chuchiya to aise masalta hai jaise ki ukhad hi lega….kuch bhi ho lekin hai asli mard vo bhi pure saand.

Girish—arey raj..ye new bike kis ki khadi hai bahar…?

Raj—mama, vo meri bike hai

Rashmi—tere paas bike kaha se aayi….aur vo bhi new…? Jabki yaha to koi tera dost bhi nahi hai.

Raj—vo aaj jab main city gaya tha to ek dost mil gaya tha, ye uski hai, usko chalani nahi aati abhi….kal usko sikha dunga.

Uske baad khana kha kar main room me aa gaya...aaj chote mama ghar par hi the to koi chance tha nahi kisi ki bur chodne ka…phir bhi raat me ek baar sapna mami mujhe mootne jate huyi mil gayi, kyon ki main bhi ussi time moot raha tha to vahi aangan me niche lita kar unko pel liya ek baar aur aa kar phir se so gaya.

agle din subah subah hi jyoti ka phone aa gaya..usne mujhe aane ko kaha to maine kuch der me aane ka bol diya...naste ki table par bhi nidhi mujhe hi ghurti rahi...ant me maine uski oor dekh kar mushkurate huye dhire se apne lund par hath kar ishara kiya to sakpaka kar jaldi se niche dekhne lagi.

Maine dost se milne ka bol ke ghar se nikal gaya aur jyoti ke yaha aa gaya..jo ki mera hi intazar kar rahi thi....mujhe dekh kar uske chehre me chamak aa gayi lekin usne kal ki tarah aaj koi chipakne wali harkat nahi ki.

Raj—mujhe itni subah kyo bulaya.... ?

Jyoti—Jail jane ke liye taiyar ho jao..

Raj (chounk kar)—ppp..par maine kiya kyaa hai….?

Jyoti—kyo apni team se nahi milna hai….?

Raj (lambi saans khich kar)—ohhhh…ye baat hai…phir theek hai

Jyoti—kyo tumhe kya laga ki main tumhe jail me band karne ja rahi hu…hihihi…achcha tum baitho…main jab tak naha leti hu….tumne naha ki nahi….?

Jyoti ne nahane ki baat aise mushkurate huye kahi ki mera lund ufaan maarne laga turant hi...vo badi ada ke sath apni gaand matkate huye jane lagi…room me jane se pahle ek bar palat ke mujhe dekha aur phir bina darwaja band kiye hi bath room me ghus gayi.

Aisa mouka koun hath se jane deta hai…main turant apni jagah se uth kar uske kamre me gaya aur jaldi se darwaja band kar ke bathroom ke key hole me jaise ankhe hi ghused di.