Update -214
Khonni -10
Musibat mai aakhir yaad aata hai toh kon apna hi ansh KDEV
WAHI sahi karega abb yaha ratan kaa hisab par woh etna harmi hai ki chachi ji ko
hi naa baja dee matalb ratan singh ki wife ko waise kabhi kabhi sochata huu mere
andar agar hamesha kdev hota toh abb naa jaane kitnai chhodo jaane doo
Mai- haa dad hoo jaayeg kal ratan singh vapas aa jaayenge bus aap uss lash ko
ratan singh sai alag bata doo aur yeh sab kyu hua sab bata dunga mai aapko
ABB AAGE
Usske baad dad wah sai chale gaye aur saloni wahi kadhi mujhe ghur rahi thi
Mai- aise kaya dhekh rahi hoo
Saloni- dad ke saamnai etna udata kyu hai
Mai- aaj meri saloni didi kaa bhut wapas aa hai kaya
Saloni – haa kyu dar lag raha hai
Mai- haa kaya karu who hamesha mujhe tapaad rakhanai ko betaab joh rashati hai
Saloni – ruko abhi batata huu
Who mere picche aayi aur mai uth kar bhaag liaya bahar
Who bhi mere picche
Maa- aare kaha bhaag raha hai
Mai bhagata hua – baad mai aa
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Saloni- mai kahati huu ruk jaa
Maa- aare esse kaya hua yeh kyu chandi devi bani fir rahi hai
Mai baaki kuch suune bina bhar aa gaya aur who gate par ruk gayi
Saloni dheere sai – nahi aa rahe andar
Mai- naa baba naam ai chala bhar toda ghum kar aata huuh
Saloni- wapas aao tab bataungi mai
Mai- dhekh lunga joh hoga
Saloni – accha ji
Mai- ji maharani ji etna bol kar mai bahar nikal gaya
Tabhi mera phone baja
Mai- haa heloo kaya hua
Riccha – who maa aur akash aa rahe hai jara unnhe lee aaoo naa sation sai
Mai- kaya akash yaha aa raha hai aur tumnai bataya nahi hai abhi tak mujhe
Riccha – aapko apni ess biwi ki yaad kab aati hai
Mai- aare darling aisa naa kaho bus ..
Riccha baat kat kar – busy tha yahi naa
Mai- nahi aisa nahi bus kuch din aur fir tum sabki shikayete puri kaunga
Riccha – accha ji
Mai- ek minute tumhare pass devika hai kaya
Riccha – nahi toh kyu
Mai- ussnai sabaka dimag kaharab kar rakaha sab accha ji karati hai toh pata
nahi mujhe bada azzeb saa lagata hai
Devika – aiasa kyu hai ji
Mai- tum tum nahi maanogi naa
Devika – nahi ji main ahi manungi
Mai- accha ji uff tum bhi naa chaloo bad mai baat karata hu sation jana hai
Mai cut kar ke jeb mai rakh liya phone
Mai todhi dhur pahucha hi thaa ki kissi nai awwaj lagayi
[note -Yaha bolanai kaa lahaja toda saa change hoga par simple hi rakaha jada
karata toh aap sabko difficulty hoti]
Madan – kaa hoo bhaiya kaha cahle
Mai- aare madan bahaiya kaa hoo raha hai aaj kal
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Madan – humara chhodo nayi bahuriya le aaye aur bataya bhi nahi [yaha komal ki
baat hoo rahi todha saa confusion hoga ki masoom ki hui yeh sabko pata haipar
abb baaaki yaado ke saath sab baate masoom ki komal sai jud gayi hai fihal toh ]
Mai – are kaise baat karate ho dawat denge naa ana jaurur aur haa aapke apni
bhabhi ji ke haatho ke besan ke laddo jarur lana bada din ho gawa [gaya ] hai
kuch badhiya [accha ]khaaye
Madan – jaa kaha rahe hoo
Mai- aare bhaiya jara mehamaan aayee tanik [ tode] satation jaat hae [sation jaa
raha huu]
Madan -accha ee ta badiya baa [ yeh toh accha hai ]
Mai- accha bhaiya ram ram
Madan – ram ram
Mai aage bhadh gaya aaj etnai saalo baad asse bol kar azzeb laga par accha bhi
laga ki abhi bhi mitti ki khusaboo hai mujhmai
Usske baad mai gaow sai bhar aaya aur gayab hi hoone wala tha ki who a gayi
jiska maine sapne main ahi socha abhi
Aditi car kaa sisa niche kar ke – dhekh kaya rahe hai andar aaiye naa
Maine gate khola aur andar beth gaya
Aditi – kaha chalu
Mai – sataion
aur car aage badh gayi
Mai use bade gor sasi dhekh raha tha
Aditi- asse mat dhekiye mujhe saharam aa rahi hai
Mai- aur who kyu
Aditi – pata nahi kyu
Mai- par yaha kaise tum
Aditi – kyu galat kiya kaya aakar
Mai- aare nahi aisa kuch nahi waise abb tumhari tabiyat kaisi hai jab sai tumsai
mila huuh sahi sai do pal bhi nahi bitayae hai
Aditi ke aakho mai tode asshu the jinnhe who chupaa rahi thi
Mai – bolo chup kyu hoo
Aditi – kaya bolo mai
Mai- aare tum roo kyu rahi gaadi roko
Aditi – nahi mai thik huuh
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Mai- phir etna dhukhi kyu hoo
Aditi- mai sach kahu toh maine joh caha sab uska ulata hua
Mai- aisa kaya hua tumhare saath kahi maine kuch galat toh kar diya tumhare
saath
Aditi – haa aapnai hi kiya hai
Mai -Maine kaya kiya hai
Aditi – amine soccha tha jab mai aapsai milungi toh aapke saath ghumungi aap
mera dhyaan rakhoge meri fikar karoge meri acchi buri adato par mujhe cheedoge
par aap nai shaadi kar ke mujhe saamna ki tarah fhek diya
Mai- aaare aarre kaya tum naa pagalo ki tarah sochati hoo gaadi ruko side mai
Usnai gaadi roki
maine AJ ko yaad kiya
Aj – mallik aapne yaad kiya mujhe
Mai – haa ek kaam karo jara ess gadi ko chalaoo aur pheele todha change kar do
ki sab esse hi dheke
Ussnai chutaki bajayi aur who ek sahandar car mai badal gayi
Mai- cahl sataion le chal
Mai aditi ko leak ussmai beth gaya
Aur aj nai car aage badha di
Maine usska haath padka – aab batao kaya hua kyu aisa sab sochati hoo
Aiditi – kyu kaya galat socha maine ek toh bhacpan sai suna mera rakask aisa
hoga waisae hoga mera bhaut dhyaan rakega par kisi nai yeh nahi bataya ki mai
ussk rakashak ki wife ban jaaungi aur who mujhsai baat bhi nahi karenege
Mai- aare aditi tum bhi naa he hee ekdum baacho waali bate kar rahi
Aditi - Dhekiye hashiye mat mai koi bachi nahi huuuh
Mai- accha baba sorry sorry bolo kaya kaahogi apni phenoix biwi ko aaj kuch
khila deta hoo uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh [usanai mere hotho ko apne hotho sai mila diya ]
Maine bhi uska shir picche saqi pakad liya aur uske hotho ko chusnai laga waah
kaya jaziz hooth hai bikul kisi gulkaand ki tarah methe aur gulab ki puhallo ki
khusabhoo sai bhare hue
Ussnai halka saa mere seene par dabav banaya toh maine usse chhoda
Aditi- hhhuuhhuuhhuh fffuuuhh fuuhhh [ saase who asse lee rahithi manno 4km
bhaag kar aayi thi ]
Mai- bataya nahi kaya kahoge
Aditi- aapke hotho ko kaahungi socha tha par aap toh mujhe hi chusani ko utawale
hoo gaye
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Maine usske hotho par ungli firayi aur ussko chusano laga
Ussnai mere hotho ke saath bhi bhi aisa kiya
Aditi – its tasty
Mai- tumhare yummy hai
Aditi – abb
Mai- abb kaya abb kuch kaah loo baaki baad mai saayad sation aa gaya hai
Maine car ka secret door nock kiya
Aj nai khola – ji
Mai - jara ek sation sai phele ek popcorn shop par rokana
Aj – ji
Mai- waise meri paayari si biwi ko aur kaya pasand hai
Aditi – mujhe naa mujhe kapade phenea bhaut pasanda hai roj naaye naaye
Mai- matlab meri jeb khaali karnai kaa erada hai
Aditi – yeh kaya aapko pasie ki chinta hai meri Khushi kin ahi
Mai- aare mere jaan yeh patiyoo kaa copyright dialogue hai dad sai kaafi suna
hai
Aditi – mai devika didi sai shikhungi yeh sab
Mai – haa par assi masoom rahana
Aditi - ji jarur
Mai kahi khoo gaya masoom bolate hi usse mujhe masoom ki yaad aa gayi
Aditi – mujhe hila kar – kaha khoo gaye gaadi ruk gayi hai
Mai – aacha chaloo bahar
Hum dono bhar aye mai aditi ko leaker waha pahucha
Mai- bhai jara popcorn dena
Porcorn wala – ji masala bhi daala duuh
Aditi – nahi
Porn corn – ok
Hum dono popcorn lekar chal pade paidal aur aj car picche picche laa raha tha
Sab humme aur car ko ghur rahe the
Achanak aditi kaa face ghusse jaisa hoo gaya
Mai- kaya hua abb
Aditi- who ladaki nai aapko kaya bola
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Mai- kaya bol diya
Aditi – aee sexy
Maine picche mud kar dhekha uss ladki nai mujhye aakh maari
Aditi- esski toh
Maine uss pakad liya – kaya tum bhi who bus car sai attract
Aditi – esski maa ki saali kutiya
Mai ghabra gaya saamnai aunty thi aur essenai rahan sahan nahi shikha gaali kaha
sai shikh lii
Mai- chup chup
Aditi- nahi esska muh tod dungi mai
Aunty – yeh kon hai
Aditi -aapko kaya mere pati hai
Hey bhgawaan pagal kahi ki
Mai has kar aunty ke pair chuta huu – aunty namaste
Rekha[riccha akash ki mom ] – namsat beta yeh ladaki kaya bol rahi
Aditi samajh gai ki yeh kon aur who pair chuune lagi
Rekha – khush raho kyu dev tujhe chain nahi beta ruk jaa abhi bhi kahi saare
baal naa udawa lenna
Mai- nahi aunty aisa nahi hai bus toda saa fisal jaata huu
Rekha – jada naa fisala karo beta abhi bahut umar padi hai
Mai – akash kha hai
Rekha – aa raha who raha saaman ke saath
Mai- aap car mai bathiye aditi ke saath mai aata usse lekar mai chal pada akash
ke paas
Rekha – kon si car hai beta
Aditi – yeh waali mummy ji
Rekaha – muumy ji kyu kaha
Adtti – riccha didi ki mummuy meri bhi mummy hui naa
Rekha – bhaut accha sochati hoo par ussko aaj chodungi nahi thik hoote hi maa
ko bhul agyi sheedhe yaha aa gayi
Aditi- chaiye car mai mummy ji
Rekha – wow kaafi acchi car hai