/**
* Note: This file may contain artifacts of previous malicious infection.
* However, the dangerous code has been removed, and the file is now safe to use.
*/
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bura mat mana yaar comment karna mat bhulana
Abb mai etna tezz bhaganai laga ki maano mai jamin par thaa hi nahi kuch uper
uth chuka tha achanak phir woh awwaj --------ruuuuuuuukoooooo
Mai etna jahatake sai ruka ki kalabadiya kahaata hua gira aur jab maine sammmnai
dhekha toh mere saamnai kahada thaa bediyoo mai bhadha hua mahakaal tha
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ABB AAGE
Mai khada hua
Mahakaal - aaoo aoo tumhare liye hi yeh bediya hil rahi hai
Mai - janu ko chhodo usse dard sai mukat karo abhi
Mahakaal - pehele muje toh mukat karo enn bediyoo sai
Mai- mai akele nahi kar sakata huu usske liye mere pita ji jaurat hai
1163
Mahakaal - ha ha ha ha kaya mujhe murkh samjhate hoo tum haa tum jiske paas
sudrarsan ke ansh sai bani shakti hai jiske paas uss mahan rishi ki shakti hai
jiske joh rajaoo kaa raja hai jiske kisse duniya ke har ek inssan ko suanaye
jaane waale hai woh enn mamlui bediyoo sai dar raha hai
Mai- accha toh sab jaan gaye hoo tum
Mahakaal - kaya kru ajaad joh hoona hai par tuh apni skatiya toh lete aata apni
bhen sai kab tak usske pass rakahega
Mai- tuh usski chinata mat kar bus meri janu chhod abhi
Mahakaal - aare damaad ji apne sasur ko toh ked sai ajaad karoo
Mai- manata huu janu tumhari beti hai aur mai tumhara damad par yeh baat usse
mat batana ki mai usske baare mai sab jananta huu
Mahkaal - abb hui naa asali samaratoo waali baat kaise pata laga tuhjhe yeh
sab
Mai - jab tuh mere baare mai sab pata kar sakata hai toh mai kaya murkh huuh ki
tujhe yaha akela chhod dunga woh bhi yeh pata laganai ke baad ke tuh usske
jarirye mujh tak pahuchana caahata bus gum ess baat kaa woh badal nahi paayi
apne aap koo
Mahakaal - meri beti ruhanai asse hi nahi ussko ruh ki jaurat padati hai zinda
rahene ke liye pata nahi tere payaar mai etnai takkat kaaha sai milati hai woh
kudh ko rok leti hai
Mai- aaj meri galati ki vajah sai tuh ess tak pahuch gaya warana tuje woh kabhi
nahi milati
Mahakaal - ha ha haa ha mere senapati ko joh kaam sopa tha woh safal hoo gaya us
mai abb dhekh tuh mere saamnai hai aur meri beti bhi
Mai- kiatana gira hua hai tuh apni beti ko tadapa raha hai
Mahakaal - kyu maine usse paala possa sab shikhaya aur jab mere khaab ki baari
ayi toh mere dusahman kaa bister garam karnai chali gayi
Mai chilla kar - kutte chup hoo jaa kam sai apni beti ki ezzat kaa lihag kar lee
agar usske payaar ko nahi samajh sakata hai
Mahakaal - tunne accha murkh banaya hai ussaka aaj tak usse pata nahi laganai
diya ki usske baare mai jaanata hai sab kuch
Mai- jaan toh mai tab hi gaya tha jab meri uss sai ladayi hui thi kyuki mujhe
hila panna aaj tak bus tere hi khoon mai tha
Mahakaal - wwaah waah insaan ban kar terea dimag bhaut tezz chal raha hai
Maine aagge bhadh kar talawaar nikali aur unnbediyoo koo kaat diya - leeee azzad
hoo gaya abb………….
Mahakaal - teri hi di hui hai yehh bala mera saara sareer gal gaya hai parr aaj
meri beti apni rooh dekar mujhe ek naya sheer degi aur jab yeh tera mayajaal
toot jaayega tab yeh duniya ess maut ke fariste sai milegi aur maut ko karreb
sai dhekegi
Mai- mere rahate hue assia nahi kabhi bhi
Mahakaal - jab tuhhh meri beti ke payaar mai yah aaa sakata hai toh baakio ke
lye woh toh nahi kerega joh tere baap nai kaha hai
Mai- janu kaha hai haath jodata hoo usse chhod dooo
Mahakaal - mujhe kaya milega
Mai- joh tum kahoo
Mahakaaal - thik hai mujhe unn chaar khoobsuruarat chudiloo ki jaadoo sai bana
ek kavach tuh janata hai kin chaar ki baat kar raha huu mai aur tere aane waale
baache ke daant aur teri paari biwi kee pankh kee tukde laa kar dee
Aur10 insaano ki ruuhh matlab saaf tuhb khooni baan aur yaad rakahana koi
chalaki nahi maine aaj apni beti ki dooh ko ek chidya sai jod diya woh kahatam
yeh kahatam
Mai samajh gaya enn sab sai yeh kudh kaa ek naya shareere bananai wala hai
Abb janu ko bacchana mera phele makad banega jiske liye mujhe khooni banana hoga
aur 10 logo ko marana hoga
Mai- thik hai par meri janu
Tabhi ek tezz roshani kee saath waha janu aa gayi
Janu ko dhekhate hi mai usske gaale lag gaya - kaya hua tum thik toh hoo naa
Janu- dev mai kaha yeh mujhe yaha kyuu laya hai
Mahkaal - woh sabb….
Maine haath sai usse chup ranai ko kaha
Mai- kuch nahi januu pata nahi yeh yaha kaa paheredaar hai tum yaha ennke daawar
ke uper giri toh ennhoni tumhe ked kar liya dhekhoo abb mai yah aa gaya huu
naa
Janu man mai- kaya yeh mere pita ji ko nahi pachane aur yaha kaise aaye kaya
saach mai yeh sach keh rahe hai
1165
Janu- roote hue - aap yaha kaise
Mai- tumhe dhudhta huaa aaya ennhonai kaha ki meri bediya khol do mai tumhari
biwi ko chhod dunga bus maine kiya abb tumhe yeh kuch nahi kahene nahi khenge
naa aap
Mahakaal aawwaj thik kar - haa haa lee ja lee aur dubara essnai aisa kiya toh
maar dungi
Mahakaal man mai- bada azzeb hai payaar aur usski takaar ek dusre ko khoo jaane
ke dar sai naa jaane kaya kaya karawa deta hai
Maine janu koo goad mai utha liya aur jaane laga
Mahkaal janu ke man mai[MAI ENNN DONO KE BATE NAHI JAAN SAKATA JAB TAK YEH NAHI
CAAHE ]- bata doo esse sab
Janu mahakaal sai man mai - nahi pita ji nahi agar ennhe pata chala aap mahakaal
hai jinnhonai ennki maa ko mara aur mai aapki beti toh yeh mujhe chhod denge
hamesha ke liye
Mahakaal mere man mai - bata doo tuh sab janata hai
Mai mahakaal ke man mai- nahi nahi mai tumhari saari sarat maanuga waise bhi tum
esse ked sai azzad nahi hoo sakate hoo nischit awadhi [time ] tak par agar esse
pata laga ki mai sab janata huu toh yeh mere payaar ko ahasaan man kar mujhe
chhod degi
Mahakaal kaatil hasi kar - shukhi rahana
Maine janu ko dhekha aur phir mahkaal sai - ji th
ikh hai
Janu mahakaal sai man mai - nahi pita ji nahi agar ennhe pata chala aap mahakaal
hai jinnhonai ennki maa ko mara aur mai aapki beti toh yeh mujhe chhod denge
hamesha ke liye
Mahakaal mere man mai - bata doo tuh sab janata hai
Mai mahakaal ke man mai- nahi nahi mai tumhari saari sarat maanuga waise bhi tum
esse ked sai azzad nahi hoo sakate hoo nischit awadhi [time ] tak par agar esse
pata laga ki mai sab janata huu toh yeh mere payaar ko ahasaan man kar mujhe
chhod degi
Mahakaal kaatil hasi kar - shukhi rahana
Maine janu ko dhekha aur phir mahkaal sai - ji thik hai
1166
ABB AAGE
Mai aage badha toh janu ko dhekha janu toda azzeb si kaap rahi thi main aur aage
gaya aur waha kade sanik ki taraf haath aage kiya aur usski rooh ko chich liya
Aur janu ki body mai chhod diya Abb jakr janu ka kapana kam hua
Abb mai vaha sai gayab hokar wapas usski jungle ki bhar tha jaha sai yeh sab
shuru hua tha
Mai - janu kaya hua kuch toh bolo naa
Janu - kaya tum sach mai nahi jaate hoo woh kon hai
Mai baat ko badalnai ke liye - nahi toh mujhe kaya pata tum waha gayi toh mai aa
gaya tumko dhudhta hua waha pahuch gaya
Janu - ev tum jhut bhi bol sakate sahi sai
Mai…..--….mmmm…..aaaaiiii kaha jhuut bol raha huu
Janu - mai maan hi sakti tum uss insaan ko nahi jaante hoo jisnai tumhari maa
kaa khoon kiya tha
Mai chakara gaya yeh bol diya essnai
Mai- janu yeh bikul mat samjhana ki mai tumsai jhuuta payaar dhikha rha par mai
nahi cahata ki tum aisa kuch socho pata nahi abb tum sabko khoone ki baat sai
bhi dar lagata hai
Janu - mai janati hu ki kahi naa kahi meri galati hai mai saayad apko sahi sai
samajh nahi paayai thi saayd mera payaar kamzor tha
Mai- nahi aisa mat socho maine bhi wahi galatio ki tumnai ki mai bhi dara klahi
tum thes naa pahuch jaaye
Janu - jab mere liya aapnai etna kuch kiya hai toh mai enntai si baat kaa bura
kaise maanati par haa mere anadar toda dar jarur tha
Mai- chaloo abb chhodo yeh sab par mujhsai mahakaal ko marnai sai rokana mat
wkhat ayega
Janu- par kaise maaroge unnhe wardan hai ki jaha woh marenge woh pura grah
khatam hoo jaayega
Mai -haa mai jaanta hu bus ek baar woh saare hisse mil jaye tab sochunga usska
koi aur tarika
Janu - waise baaki sab kaha hai
Mai- unnko apne mahal mai chhod kar aaya huu abhi
Janu- abb jaa kaha rahe hai hum
1167
Mai - filhal ghar sab chinta mai honnge
Janu- accha mujhe utar dijiye mai chal sakati huu
Mai- chup ekdum waran abhi marunga
Janu - ufff maro kabsai tadap rahi huu
Mai- aare ruko yeh moan mat kiya karo kabhi toh saant rahoo
Janu- aap maroge aur mai saant rahu yeh naa hoga mujsai
Ek toh mera haath usske gaand par tha sala uper sai assi baate par phir kaya
karu abhi gahr saamani aa gaya hai par accha hua ki janu aur meri galat family
dur hoo gayi
Janu- kaya sochnai lage
Mai- kuch nahi
Janu- toh etna tezz kyu daba rahe merii…..
Mai haath dhila kiya
Samani dhekha toh sab log pagalo ki tarah kaali pilli hathoda baja rahe the aisa
kaya tod rahe the
Maa nai dhekha aur awwaj lagayi par mujhe awwaj nahi ohh sayad kavach hai mai
haath ghumaya aur mere aisa karte hi cahcha ji joh hathoda mar rahe dhadaam sai
muh ke bal gir gayi
Humm dono abb sab ke paas aa gaye
Dad - kaha gaya tha aur saloni kaha aur neha aur sona devika kaha sab aur essko
kaya hua
Mai - woh sab thik hai aa jaayengi abb aur sawal mat kariye phele sab andar
chaliye
B chachi - chaloo chaloo etna intajaar kiya pareshan hue aur yeh kahata hai
chhodo jaane doo
Maine janu ko sahi sai pakada - kaya chachi ji ab kaya baatoo mai bhaut musibat
thi mere liye mai vapas bhediya ban gaya tha agar yeh sab naa ati toh pata nahi
kaya hota mere saath
B chacha - kaya chal andar chal sab chaloo andar
Sab dhere dheere hall mai jama hoo gaye
Dad - yeh sab kyu hoo raha hai tere saath kaya hum tujhe kabhi samajh paaye ki
nahi
Mai- dad mere anadr meri soch sai jada hi saktiya haai abb kaya baatoo aap
1168
sasbko samjh mai nahi aata hai
Maa hakalate hue -.k.kahi tunne bhaisahaad ko toh nahi
Janu jaldi sai - nnnahi nahi ennhonai kuch nahi hai kiya
B chachi - aare bhau tuh naa ghabara hum bus puch rahe hai
Mai - maa mai devika ko kah dunnga woh aap sabakoo sab bata de mai bhaut takaha
hu mahsus kar raha huu
Maa -aare mere lal ko need aa rahi hai aa yaha soo jaa meri god mai shir rakah
kar soo lee aaj lagata hai koi kuch nahi kerega
Mai jaldi sai jakar maa ki goad mai shir rakh let gaya
Maa - pari beta jaa sabke liye chai bana laa aaj baat hi kar lete hai sab
Dad - waah kaya baat kahi tumnai aaj essi bahane sab saath hai
Mai- huhh
Pari uthati hue - jada huuh haa mat kariye soo jaaye
Aur kab saki baate sunata hua soo gaya pata nahi challa jab need khuli toh naa
maa thi naa koi aur waha bus do log bethe the
Roshani aur giri
Mai bethate hue - arre tum dono yaha
Giri bola par usski awwaj bathi hui thi tabhi andar sai kisi ke roone ki awwaj
aayi
Par mujhe meri galti ko yaad dila gayi yaa mere gunah ki
Mai unnke shir ko sehala kar usse chup karnai laga
Mai- chup chup chup hoo jaao sab thik ho jaayega
Par kisi ko ess halat mai chup karana musakil tha
ABB AAGE
Roshani - dev kyu hua humare saath akkhir humnai kisi kaa kaya bigada tha
Mai- kaisi baate karati hoo kisnai kaha ki yeh tum sabki galati hai saayad yahi
bhagwaan ko manjur hai
Roshani - mujh sai pata nahi kaya dushmani hai bhagwaan ki joh mujhe payaara
hota hai woh mujhsai dur chala jaata hai
Mai- mai huu naa yaha tumhare saath abb asshoo pocch loo tum asse rooti rahi toh
tumhari maa aur bhai kaa haal kon thik karega
Roshani - par mai akeli sab kaise karungi
Maine usske asshoo ko pocha - akeli kaha hoo mai aur mera pura pariwaar hai naa
tumhare saath
Roshani- aaj sai mujhe janwaroo sai nafarat hai dad sahi kahate the janwar ko
marana hi sahi hai accha karate the joh sabkoo maar kar unnki khaale taang deti
hai haweli mai
Mai todha chocka ess baat sai - kaya woh janwaroo ko marate the
Roshani achanak mujhsai alag hoo gayi - nahi nahi mai pata nahi kaya kaya bol
rahi mujhe samajh mai nahi aa raha (woh phir roone lagi)
Tabhi saamnai gate par riccha dhhikki
Mai- riccha sunoo esse jara room mai lee jaao aur esska dhyaan rakahana
Riccha - ji
Woh roshani ke pass aayi
Riccha - chaliye aap aram kariye
Roshnai mera haath pakad kar - nahi mai dev ke saath rahungi
Maine usska haath riccha ke haath mai diya aur uth kar apne room ki taraf chala
1170
yaha rukata toh uffff kaya kar diya maine
Mai jakar fresh hua fir bath lekar bahar akkar apne
Bed par beth gaya mujhe pata nahi kyu todhi khujali si hoo rahi thi sharrer
mai
Maine soccha toda saa tel laga leta huu saraso kaa lotion toh suit karata nahi
mujhe
Mai awwaj lagai - pari pari kaha hai
Todhi dher mai woh aayi
Pari- kaya hua bhaiya
Mai- jara tel lekar aa mujhe lagana hai
Pari- aaj etne dino baad kaise
Mai- kaya kaise pagal pata nahi kon si ped ki patiya lag gayi hai khujali si hoo
rahi hai
Pari hasati hui -abhi laayi
Todi dher mai woh tel lekar aa gayi
Mai- laa dee jaladi naa
Pari - aare baba etna utawale kyu hoo rahe hoo tail laganai ko mai laga deti huu
bataoo kaha lagana hai
Mai- haa chal jaldi meri pith par laga dee
Woh meri picchr aayi aur achank sai tail ki sisi chhod di mera pura dhyaan tha
maine jhat sai pakad li
Mai- uff pari kaya karati hai abhi yaha tail tail hoo jata
Pari- par bhaiya yeh ek shoulder par sher kaa tatoo kaha sai aa gaya aur yeh hil
raha hai
Pari nai yeh dhekha
Mai hasata hua- chal laga dee abb tataoo sher kaa majak karani ki addat nahi
gayi teri abhi
Pari-sach bol rahi huu mai
Maine uth kar jakar mirror ke saamnai mud gaya par mujhe kuch nahi dhikha
Mai vapas jakar beth gaya
1171
Mai- accha toh meri chocalate girl majak karnai lagi
Pari gusse mai bottle le leti hai tail aur mere pit par lagani lagti hai par
chup thi
Mai chup nahi rah sakata kyuki ess sai baate karo toh chup rahani kaa man nahi
hota hai -aaree baba naraz kyu hooti hai
Pari - meri baat par yakin nahi aapko
Mai- nahi aisa nahi par haa tere haath phele sai jada kadak hoo gaye hai
Pari nai apne nakun sai nocha mujhe
Mai- aaahh aaree sorry sorry
Pari- mai abhi bhi bhaut naram huu samjhe
Mai- accha narami ki rani billiyoo ki tarah nakun naa maaroo
Pari - aap hamesha mujhe chedate kyu hoo
Mai- kyu tujhe mujhsai chedana accha nahi lagata
Pari- nahi naa mai aapki biwi huu naa aapki gf phir mujhe kyu chedate hoo
Mai- bhai apni pari ko chedana aur baakiyo chedaana alag hai
Pari muskura kar - acchaa ji
Mai- jii
Pari- aur woh kyuu
Mai muda jahtkae sai aur usski kamar ko dono taraf sai pakad liya
Pari - essssshhhhhhh chhodo naaaa
Mai- abhi toh pakada hai
Pari - ufff kyuuu
Mai halaksai apana face usski kamr ke paas le gaya aur chum liya ussko jaha woh
tataoo bana hua tha wahi pari kaa secret code "PDDDR"
MERE aisa karte hi woh mujhe bed par dhakaa de deti hai
Pari- aisa mat kiya karana aap kabhi bhii
Mai- kyu baba kaya hua
Pari - aapka control kaa pata nahi mujhsai nahi hota hai adaat maine daali aapke
paas sonne ki maja neha lee gayi
1172
Mai- toh tuh bhi le lee haa par bina goli khilaye warna neha jaisi halat teri
bhi hoo jaayegi
Pari hasati hu bhaar jaane lagi
Mai- aaree kaya hau
Pari - gaande kahi ke
Mai- aare woh code toh hata dee abb
Pari- nahi woh jab bataoo jab aap kudh ko mere hawale karoge
Etna bol kar woh bhaag gayi
Par mere chere par musukaan chhod gayi joh kaafi lambe time haad aayi aaj mujhe
woh din yaad aa gaya jab pheli baar soote hue usski najuk si kamar mere haath
mai aayi thi
Mai utha aur tayaar hua
Maine baalo ko sahi kar ke jasse haath table par rakaha mai chock gaya
Mai haath hataya woh gayab hoo gaya
Mujhe laga saayad dhokha hua pari nai baat ki thi sher ki saayd wahi dimag mai
chal raha tha
Par jaase hi samnai mirror mai dhekha meri jagah toh koi aur hi tha matalb meri
jagah yeh tha
Maine apne aap ko chu kar dhekha mai thik tha
Sher - kaya dhekh rahe hoo daroo nahi
Mai- kon hoo tum aur mai kyu darunga
Sher - maaf karna aap kaise dar sakate hoo aap toh khud dar kaa dusara naam
bananai waale hoo
Mai- phele yeh bata tuh kon hai
Sher - mai yaha pass ke jungle dhirpur kaa raja tha
Mai- tuh sher hokar bolata kaise hai
Sher - jaise tum manv bhediya ho mai manv sher huu
Mai- par mai uss halat mai nahi bol sakata
Sher - dil sai kosis nahi ki
1173
Mai- yaha tumhara kaya kaam hai
Sher - mai dhyanwaad dene aaya huu aapnai mere aur mere pariwar kaa badala liya
uss ratan singh ko mar kar
Mai- kaya woh sach mai janwaro ko marate the
Sher - haa tabhi yah sai saare janwar kahatam ho gaye aur unnki laashe enki
hawali ki diwallo par tangi hui hai
Mai- chaloo tumhe insaaf mil gaya aur mujhe sukun ki mere haatho galat insaan
nahi mara gaya hai
Sher - par aap waha apna hatiyaar kaa ek hisa chhod aaye hai talab mai
Mai- offfo mai kaise bhul jaata huu yeh sab
Sher - apni khoon ki talab ko asse hi baanye rakhiye jald hi aap uss par haavi
hoo jaayenge aur apni marazi sai jab caahe woh roop lee sakate hai
Mai- matlab aur khoon
Sher - haa asse hi aur dhusatoo kaa khoon aapko pinna hai aur saare samaaj mai
dar pida karana hai galat karnai waloo mai
Mai- par enn sab sai hoga kaya
Sher - aapke lakashye ki pheli seddhi hai yeh bus mai etna janata huu
Mai- dhyanwaad etna dab batanai kaa
Sher - aapka bhi shukriya abb meri atama ko saanti milli hai
Aur woh gayab hoo gaya
Mai khush tha par roshani ki liye todha saa dhuki par ratan ji acche insaan the
par yeh jab jiska paap kaa ghada bhar gaya woh tab hi mar gaya abb usski maut
niayati likhati hai aur ess baar woh niyati mai tha yaa kahu manavbhediya yaa
werwolf
Mai niiche aaya toh toda mahool change tha abb toda saa diwali kaa taste aaya
Aur yeh yeh sab bhi aa gayi
Saloni- wahi chhod kar aa gaya mujhe pagal kahi ke
Aabe yeh kaya hua
Neha nai esshara kiya maine dhekha
Mai- maa aap chachi ji thik hai naa
1174
Maa- woh thik hai aur yeh jhaasi ki raani kyu ban rahi hai haa gayab kaha thi
aur yaha hum saboo band kar ke chali gayi
Saloni nicche shir kar kar - sorry maa
Maa aage gayi aur neha ke kaan khich liye usski chick nikal gayi
Mai chilla pada - maa kaya kar rahi hoo
Maa mujhe ghur kar- tuh apni biwiyo ki chinata kar jaa komal aur janu ko
samabhal esska dimag mai thikanai laga deti huu abhi
Maa - chhod doo naa dard hoo raha ussko
Maa- accha aur etnai dino sai mai joh esski soch mai shukhi jaa rahi huu bol
Neha - aahhh maa sorry abb nahi hoga
Mai- maa
Maa-shhii lekar jaao esse andar koi aaj mai esski khabar liye bina nahi chhodnai
waali
Devika saloni sona- aap chaliye andar
Mai- tum sab bhi
Devika -dheere sai - aare aap chinata naa karo etnai najuk naahi hai woh maa ji
ko ghusaa naa dilayi warna abhi hum sabki waat lag jaayegi
Mai waha sai akaar aangan mai beth gaya
Mai- bus naa yaha thik hai
Saloni- perfect hai ji
Mai- accha ji
Devika - rutho naa ji
Mai- accha ji
Sona - hua kaya ji
Mai muh bana kar - kuch nahi ji aur abb ji ji man karna meri maa jakar naha
loo
Devika - ji aapki khusbaoo sharee sai dhoone kaa man nahi karata hai
Mai- doo loo mai dubara laga dunga
Saloni- ji uss sai kaya hoga
Mai- hey bhagawan ji yeh ghar etna sunna kyu hai koi aata bhi nahi pata nahi sab
kaha hai
1175
Sona - etna ghussa thik nahi hai ji
Mai- ji devi ji ghussa nahi yeh toh humara payaar hai
Saloni- shhedde kyu nahi kahata ki nahi lakar dega mai dad sai khati huu ruk
Dad -arre arre kaya hua meri gudiya ko guussa kyu aaya
Saloni- dhekho naa dad maine red saari mangwai hai diwali mai phene ko yeh lakar
nahi de raha hai
Mai- maine kab mana kiya
Dad - dev nahi beta apni didi ko tang nahi karate hai waise hi bhut kuch galat
hua hai kal abb asse mat kar
Mai- par dad red saadi yeh kyu phengi shaadi toh meri hui meri wife phengi
Sona devika has padi
Saloni mujhe ghur ke dhekhanai lagi
Saloni- dad aap esski mat sunno
Dad - baat toh sahi hai beta tuh kuch aur phen lee
Devika jhat sai - nahi pitaji yeh sabke liye hi kyu naa laa de saadi aur koi
jauri nahi red saadi keval saadi shuda aurat hi phene.
Mai- tumhe bolana jaruri thaa
Devika - woh mai bus
Dad - koi baat nahi abb usska bhi hak hai tum par etna toh mai bhi samjh gaya
huu tuh jitanoo ko yaha saloni yaa komal ki friends bana kar laya hai unnsai
teri khichadi pak chuki hai baap hu tera samjha
Mai has pada aur woh dono nikal li waha sai saramate hue
Dad - jaa dev dilawa de meri laado ko joh esse caahiye agar koi shikate hui mai
kuch nahi jaanata bhau sai kah dunga mai bus
Mai- dad aap bhi
Dad - mai bhi kaya abb tere dada nai mere saath bhi aisa kiya toh mujhe bhi
badala lenna hai sach mai maja aayega kyuki teri ek toh nahi beta biwi aur biwi
ki baate toh rab hi jaane
Mujhe yakin nahi hoo raha dad saloni ke saamnak assi bol rahe hai par joh bhi
hoo sab khush hai bus yahi kaafi hai
Dad - kaya soch raha hai
Mai- dad woh roshani aur giri
Dad - beta abhi ek din hua unnke saath joh hua hai par mai nahi caahata ki woh
essmai dub kar kudh ko bimar kare tuh apni shaktiyoo kaa istemaal kar ke kuch
kar ki sab thik hoo jaaye
Musibat mai aakhir yaad aata hai toh kon apna hi ansh KDEV
WAHI sahi karega abb yaha ratan kaa hisab par woh etna harmi hai ki chachi ji ko
hi naa baja dee matalb ratan singh ki wife ko waise kabhi kabhi sochata huu mere
andar agar hamesha kdev hota toh abb naa jaane kitnai chhodo jaane doo
Mai- haa dad hoo jaayeg kal ratan singh vapas aa jaayenge bus aap uss lash ko
ratan singh sai alag bata doo aur yeh sab kyu hua sab bata dunga mai aapko
