Gopalji – Batein bahut batein ho gayi , Madam ab kaam suru karein ?
“Ji Gopalji. Mai taiyaar hoon.”
Tab tak Gopalji ne choli ka kapda kaat diya tha aur ab tape liye taiyaar tha. Deepu bhi naap likhne ke liye copy pencil lekar khada ho gaya. Mai bed se uthi aur pehle ki tarah light ke pass jaakar khadi ho gayi.
Gopalji – Theek hai Madam, ab mahayagya ke liye skirt ki naap leta hoon.
Gopalji ki baat sunkar ek pal ke liye meri dhadkane ruk gayi kyunki mujhe malum tha ki ab ye tailor meri janghon aur tangon par hath firayega. Lekin uski umar ko dekhte hue mujhe usse jyada dar nahi lag raha tha.
Gopalji – Madam, Guruji ke nirdeshanusaar aapki skirt chunnatdaar hogi. Mujhe ummed hai ki aapko chunnatdaar skirt aur plain skirt ke beech antar malum hoga.
“Haan mujhe malum hai. Plain skirt ki bajaay ismein chunnat honge fold jaise.”
Gopalji – Haan aisa hi. Mujhe skirt ke kapde mein chunnat silne honge. Madam ye bahut mehnat ka kaam hai.
Wo muskuraya aur mai bhi muskura di.
Gopalji – Lekin Madam, ho sakta hai ki aapko asahaj mehsoos ho ….mera matlab……
Tailor ko haklaate hue dekhkar mujhe thodi hairaani hui aur mujhe samajh nahi aaya ki wo kya kehna chah raha hai ? Mujhe asahaj kyun mehsoos hoga ? Maine uljhan bhari nigahon se use dekha.
Gopalji – Madam baat ye hai ki skirt poori lambayi ki nahi hogi. Ye thodi choti hogi.
Maine gale mein thook gatka. Mai sochne lagi…..Choti ? Kitni choti ? Ghutno tak ?
“Gopalji kitni choti ?”
Gopalji – Madam , ye mini skirt jaisi hogi.
“Kya ?????”
Gopalji – Mujhe malum tha ki aapko asahaj mehsoos hoga. Isiliye mai ye baat bolne se hichkicha raha tha.
“Ab is umar mein mai miniskirt pahnungi ? Ho hi nahi sakta.”
Mujhe viswas hi nahi ho raha tha. Mai 28 baras ki gadraaye badan wali shadisuda aurat agar mini skirt pahnungi to bahut uttezak aur asleel lagungi.
Gopalji – Madam ghabrao nahi. Ye utni choti nahi hogi jitni aap soch rahi ho.
“Yahi to mai aapse pooch rahi hoon. Kitni choti ?”
Gopalji – Mai aise nahi bata sakta. Waise to miniskirt 12 inch ki hoti hai par aap samajh sakti hain ki sahi naap aurat ki lambayi aur uske badan par nirbhar karti hai.
“Hmm…mai samajh rahi hoon par 12 inch to kuch bhi nahi hai.”
Mai tej awaz mein boli lagbhag chilla kar.
Gopalji – Madam, Madam……Mai ismein kuch nahi kar sakta. Guruji ke nirdeshon ki avhelna koi nahi kar sakta.
“Haan wo mujhe bhi malum hai lekin….”
Mai hakki bakki khadi thi. Ye buddha kya keh raha hai ? Mai 12 inch lambi skirt pehnungi ? Mere 36 “ ke nitambon par itni choti skirt . Mai achambhit thi.
Gopalji – Madam, is baat par samay barbaad karne ke bajaay naap le lete hain. Mai aapko bharosha de sakta hoon ki meri koshish rahegi ki aapki skirt ki fitting jitni shaleen ho sakti hai utni rakhun.
“Mujhe malum hai ki aap koshish karoge par Gopalji please samajho …..mai ek housewife hoon aur meri jindagi mein maine kabhi itni choti skirt nahi pehni.”
Gopalji – Mai samajh sakta hoon Madam. Mujh par bharosha rakho aur mai koshish karunga ki aapko thoda sahaj mehsoos ho.
“Wo kaise Gopalji ?”
Gopalji – Madam, dekho, ye skirt sirf aapke guptangon ko hi dhakegi. Lekin agar aap kuch baaton ka dhyan karo to aapko utna asahaj nahi mehsoos hoga.
“Matlab ?”
Gopalji – Madam, miniskirt mein dikkat kya hai ? Yahi ki ismein poori tangen dikhti hain. Lekin agar koi aurat ise lagataar pehne rakhe to usko utni sharam nahi mehsoos hogi. Hai ki nahi ?
“Haan ye to hai.”
Gopalji – Madam ye baat bilkul sahi hai. Dekho jaise abhi. Aap apne ghar mein bina saree pahne aise to nahi ghumti ho na ? Lekin abhi aap bahut der se aise hi ho aur ab aapko utni sharam nahi lag rahi hai jitni saree utaarte samay lagi hogi, hai na ?
Uski baat sunkar maine sharam se aankhen jhuka li aur haan mein sar hila diya. Kyunki us tailor ne mujhe yaad dila diya ki mai do madon ke saamne sirf blouse aur petticoat mein khadi hoon.
Gopalji – Madam, aisa hi skirt ke liye bhi hai. Lekin aapko dhyan rakhna hoga ki aas pass ke log aapki skirt ke andar jhank na payen.
“Hmmm…”
Maine besharam aurat ki tarah jawab diya.
Gopalji – Madam, agar aap logon ke saamne dhyan se na baitho to miniskirt ke andar bhi dikh sakta hai. Jaise sidhiyan chadte samay aapko apna badan sidha rakhna padega taki aapke piche chalne waale aadmi ko aapke nitambon ka nazaara na dikhe. Lekin agar aap jhuk ke sidiyan chadogi to use sab kuch dikh jayega.
Mai tailor ke chehre par nazren gadaye uski baat sun rahi thi par uske antim waqya ko sunkar mujhe apni aankhen ferni padi.
“Gopalji , mai aapki baat samajh gayi.”
Mai is buddhe ke aise samjhaane se asahaj mehsoos kar rahi thi aur ab in baaton ko khatam karna chahti thi. Maine dekha ki Deepu halke se muskura raha hai aur isse mujhe aur bhi sharmindagi mehsoos hui.
Gopalji – Theek hai Madam, kaam suru karun phir ?
“Haan.”
Gopalji mere nazdeek aaya aur meri kamar aur janghon ko dekhne laga. Waise to kuch hi samay pehle mujhe orgasm aaya tha par ye tailor meri kamar se niche hath firaayega sochkar meri choot mein khujli hone lagi. Mujhe bharosha nahi tha ki mai uske hathon ka firaana sahan bhi kar paungi ya nahi khaaskar ki meri kamar, janghon aur tangon mein.
Ab wo mere saamne jhuka aur tape ke ek sire ko meri kamar mein petticoat ke thoda uppar lagaya aur meri mansal aur chikni janghon par anguliyan firaate hue apna dusra hath niche le gaya aur 12 “ naapa.
Gopalji – Madam, skirt itni lambi hogi.
Gopalji ki anguliyan meri uppari janghon par thi.
“Bas itni …?”
Mere munh se apneaap ye sabd nikal gaye kyunki itni choti lambayi dekhkar mai shocked reh gayi.
“Lekin Gopalji ye to…..mai aisi dress kaise pahan sakti hoon ?”
Gopalji – Lekin Madam, maine aapko bataya tha ki ye miniskirt hai. Aap isse ye apeksha nahi rakh sakti ho ki ye aapki poori janghon ko dhak degi , hai na ?
“Haan wo to theek hai par itni choti ? Ye to meri aadhi janghon ko bhi nahi dhak rahi. Isse badiya to kuch bhi nahi pahnu.”
Gopalji – Lekin Madam, mai kar hi kya sakta hoon. Jaisa bataya hai mujhe to waisa hi karna hoga.
Deepu – Mere khyal se Madam ki chinta jayaj hai. Agar iski skirt janghon mein itni uppar hai jahan par aapki anguli hai to socho agar Madam baithegi to kya hoga ?
Gopalji – Deepu tum acchi tarah jaante ho ki mai skirt ki lambayi nahi badal sakta.
Maine bahut asahaay mehsoos kiya aur asahayta se Deepu ki taraf dekha.
Deepu – Ek tarika hai Madam.
Uski baat sunkar jaise mujhme jaan aa gayi.
“Kaun sa tarika ? Jaldi batao ?”
Deepu mere pass aaya. Gopalji mere aage baithkar meri janghon aur kamar par hath rakhe hue tha. Deepu ne sidhe meri nabhi ko chu diya jahan par mera petticoat bandha hua tha.
Deepu – Madam, aap hamesha yahi par petticoat baandhti ho ?
“Haan, aksar…mera matlab hamesha nahi par jyadatar. Par kyun ?”
Deepu – Madam, Gopalji ne yahan se naapa hai. Par agar aap kamar se niche skirt pahnogi to mere khyal se aapki janghen thodi jyada dhak jaayengi.
Gopalji – Haan Madam, agar aap raaji ho to aisa ho sakta hai.
Vastav mein aur koi chara nahi tha , agar mujhe thodi izzat bachaani hai to is ladke ki baat manni hi padegi. Maine socha agar mai apni nabhi se kuch inch niche skirt pahnu to isse meri gori mansal janghon ka kuch hissa dhak jaayega , warna to mardon ke saamne apni gori sudol janghon ke nangi rehne se mujhe bada uncomfortable feel hoga.
Gopalji – Madam, mere khyal se aapko abhi ek trial kar lena chahiye taki aapko pakka ho jaye ki kahan par skirt baandhni hai aur ye aapko kitna dhakegi.
Deepu – Haan , trial se Madam ko andaja ho jayega aur chunnat mein kisi adjustment ki jarurat hogi to Madam bata sakti hai.
Gopalji – Haan sahi hai. Madam chunnat bhi adjust kiye ja sakte hain taki aapki skirt jyada fadfad na kare.
Is baar mai tailor aur uske sahayak se vastav mein impress hui kyunki aisa lag raha tha ki ye dono is embarrassing situation mein meri madad karna chahte hain.
“Haan try kar sakti hoon.”
Gopalji – Deepu mere bag mein dekho. Mai trial ke liye ek choli aur skirt laya hoon.”
Deepu Gopalji ke bag mein dekhne laga.
Gopalji – Madam , maine aapse choli ke trial ke liye nahi kaha kyunki iska size 30” hai jo ki aapko fit nahi aayegi. Asal mein ye mahayagya paridhaan maine guruji ko dikhaane ke liye do saal pehle sila tha.
“Accha…”
Deepu bag se skirt nikaalkar le aaya. Ye vastav mein mini skirt thi khaskar ki meri bhari janghon aur bade gol nitambon ke liye.
Gopalji ne Deepu se skirt le li aur usmein kuch dekhne laga. Mujhe samajh nahi aaya ki tailor kya check kar raha hai ?
Gopalji – Hmmm…theek hai. Madam aap try kar sakti ho.
“Kamar theek hai ?”
Ye ek bewakoofi bhara sawaal tha kyunki koi bhi dekh sakta tha ki skirt ki kamar mein elastic band hai.
Gopalji – Ye free size hai Madam. Koi bhi aurat ise pahan sakti hai. Ismein elastic band hai.
“Haan haan. Maine dekh liya.”
Aisa kehte hue maine tailor se skirt le li aur mera gala abhi se sukhne laga tha. Ye itna chota kapda tha ki meri janghon ki to baat hi nahi mujhe to aashanka thi ki isse meri badi gaand bhi dhakegi ya nahi.
Mere hathon mein miniskirt dekhkar Deepu aur Gopalji ki aankhon mein chamak aa gayi. Kyunki mai apna petticoat utaarkar ise pahnungi to ye mardon ke liye dekhne laayak nazara hoga. Mai bathroom ki aur jaane lagi tabhi……
Gopalji – Madam, agar aapko bura na lage to yahin par pahan lo. Bathroom jaane ki jarurat nahi.
“Kya matlab ?”
Gopalji – Madam, bura mat maniye. Agar aap dhyan se dekho to skirt ki kamar mein mein ek hook hai jise aap khol sakti ho. Isse skirt towel ki tarah khul jayegi. Phir aap isko kamar mein lapet lena aur phir petticoat khol dena.
Maine skirt ko dekha. Wo sahi tha lekin mujhe laga ki petticoat ke upar skirt ko lapetkar phir petticoat ko utaarne mein dikkat bhi ho sakti hai, khaaskar ki jab do mard saamne khade mujhe ghoor rahe honge.
“Gopalji , mere liye bathroom mein change karna hi comfortable rahega.”
Gopalji – Theek hai Madam, jaisi aapki marzi.
Mai bathroom ki taraf jaane lagi lekin mujhe mehsoos hua ki chalte samay do jodi aankhen meri matakti hui gaand par tiki hui hain.
Deepu – Madam, dhyan rakhna. Aapko thodi der pehle hi hosh aaya hai.
“Haan. Shukriya.”
Maine bathroom ka darwaza band kiya aur us aadamkad shishe ke aage khadi ho gayi.