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UPDATE -176
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Mai- haa toh kaya ban jaau aapne gahr kaa jamai
Kdev - essmai harz kaya hai mere bhai*
Mai- chhod saale mai hi chala jaata huu*
ABB AAGE
Mai andar jaa raha tha ki mujhe kuch aaur log andar jaate dhekehe jinsai mai toh
aap log bhi nafarat hi karenge
Tabhi unnmai sai ek ruka aur mere pass aaya
Sumit- dev mere bhai kaha tha tuh aane mai dikkat toh naa hui naa narak sai
Mai kuch nahi bol bus ek puch usski naak par jad diya
Sumit nak pakad kar - aahhh maa mar diya uhhh maa
Amit bhaag kar waha aaya
Amit- yeh kaya kiya tunne
Mai- ess sai kah jada naa uchal
Amit nai kuch budabudaya aur sumit ki naak par haath rakha usska khoon band ho
gaya
993
Mai ghar ke andar jaane laga toh picche mud kar ek baar dhekha rahul nai mujhe
dhekha aur halaka saa muskura diya mai bhi hasa aur andar ghus gaya
Sab ke sab nasate mai lage hue the
Pari - bhaiaya kitnai dher sai coffe pi rahe the abb kuch kaaah bhi loo
Mai beth gaya pari paas
Pari akaar meri goad mai beth gayi aur ek niwala mujhe khila diya
Maa- tujhe chain sai nahi kaahaya jaata kaya
Pari - nahi bhaiaya khilaoo naa
Maine ek niwala usske muh mai daal diya
Mai nahi jaanta sabake dimag mai kaya chal raha hai kon kaya soch raha hai kon
kaya dhekh raha hai mai toh bus pari ke payaar ka jawab payaar sai de raha tha
B chachi- tuh abb jawan ho gayi hai asse kab tak chipati rahegi ess sai duniya
waale kaya sochenge
Mai- kyu esska jab tak man karega kare kaya hua
Pari - haa mai toh apnai bhaiya sai hamesha chipaki rahungi duniya jale toh
jale
Shikha has kar - arre haa bhai tuh aur tera bhai anhokaha hai
Tabhi
Maa - lee tere anokhe bhai bhi aa gaye
Amit - kaya ho raha hai bina humare hi nasata shuru kar diya
Ritu - aare nahi bhaiya bus assi hi betho
Sumit- kaya baat hai kirti tuh chup hai dhekh bhaiaya tere liye kaya laaye hai
Ussnai ek box nikala aur kirti ko diya
Kirti khadhi hui aur sumit ke gale lag gayi - thanks bhaiya
Sumit - chal abb jara nasata de
Ritu - mai deti hu naa bhaiya
Woh tenno bhi beth gaye
Mai waha sai utha aur andar chala gaya mere picche riccha bhi aa gayi
Mai jakar apne bed par let gaya aur chat ko ghurani laga
994
Richha mere pass bethi
Richha - kaya hua yaha kyu aa gaye
Mai- kuch nahi par tum kyu chali aayi
Riccha - nahi waha kaa kaam ho gaya hai
Mai- aayo leto
Riccha - ruko gate band kar deti hu
Woh band kar aayi aur mere bahao ko takiya bana kar let gayi
Mujhe usse apni bhaoo mai lekar thoda saa sukoon mila joh unn teeno ke aane sai
khoo jaata hai
Nicche
Amit - aare badi maa kab ho rahi saloni ki shaadi
Maa - kaya kaha
Amit - shaadi saloni ki akhil sai
Maa- beta tunne hi toh meri aakhe kholi hai warana mere gahr mai yeh naa jaane
kaya ho raha tha
Sumit- aare hum sab ek pariwar hai toh accha bura khudh dhekhana hoga
B chacha - bhai ess baat par mai srhamat hu yeh joh ghar mai hua hai woh kissi
bhi tarike dai sahnai yogaye nahi hai
Pari- kaya hua hai chacaha ji
Dad - shikha tuh sabkoo andar lekar jaa
Ritu - mai nahi
C chacha chilla - kaha naa sab andar jaao abhi
Shikha - chaloo sab
Sab jaane lage sona ko bhaut bura laga par woh boli nahi kuch par usski aakho
sai kuch aashu gir gaye the
Dad - saloni tuh nahi
Saloni didi nicche beth gayi
Dad ki aaj tone bahut kadak thi saayad hi gahr mai kissi nai sunni ho
Dad - kaya karna caahate hai tum dono
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Saloni didi ekdum chup bethi thi
Dad chilla kar - sunna nahi maine pucha
Saloni darate hue - ji ji dad
Dad - tum dono ko jara saa bhi kahayal nahi aaya humara yeh sab karte hue
Saloni- nahi dad kuch nahi hua hai hum dono mai
Maa nai toh hath utha diya didi par c chachi nai haath pakad liya
Aag laganai waale man mai muskuraa rahe the
C chachi- didi kaya karti ho yeh abhi baachi hi toh hai
Maa - bacchiya apni bhai ke saath
Dad - chup rahe ess baato ko baar baar mat dhoraaoo
Saloni didi ki himmat tut padi woh jor jor sai ronne lagi
C chachai - naa meri baachi naa aap log koi jail mai nahi hai joh esse kadi ki
daant rahe hai
C chacha - tum sahi ho par agar meri aassi bacchi hoti toh mai usse mar deta
mere muh par kalikh potani sai phele
Saloni- chacha abhi kuch nahi kiya hai maine Bus todhi si bhatak gayi thi
Dad - toh jaa woh kasar puri kar lee woh toh shaktiya lekar samajhata hai ki
kuch bhi kar sakata hai uss samajha doo ki ess duniya mai bhaut aaye aur bhaut
gaye
Saloni didi apna shir table par rakh kar ronne lagi - nahi nahi dad aisa mat
kahiye usse
Amit - mujhe yakin nahi hota jisse aap sab nai sehzade ki tarah rakaha ussnai
yeh sab kiya
Dad - kaya karu mai abb humra sehzada bigad gaya
B chacha shir jhuka kar - bigadasehzada
Saloni - app log usse ulata kahana band karenge
Maa- dhekho abhi bhi chain hai
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Dad kahdde hue aur
Dad - kadhi ho
Saloni - dad
Dad nai unnhe khich kar khada kiya aur bhar le jaane lage cchachi aur rahul
unnhe roknai lage
Amit rahul kaa haath pakad kar - chup chaap rah
Dad nai lekar didi ko gate ke bhar dhaka de diya
Woh girnai waali thi maine unnhe pakad liya abb speed ka kuch fayada hota hai
Mai- yeh kaya kar rahe ho aap sab pagal ho gaye ho kaya
Amit - loo aa gaye sehzade aapke
Mai- abe tuh jada bol raha hai tere chithe khol du kaya
Amit - aabee jaa. Jaa
Dad - tuh jaa yaha sai yeh nahi jaayega
Mai- aap log bade ess salahakaar ban rahe ho pata hai janu ko paane ke eesinai
black bird ko hum sab ko marnai ko bheja tha aur aap logo ki janakari bata do
mai eeki vajah sai 3 saal narak mai bita kar aaya ennhonai mujhe mar diya tha
par mujhe toh aan hi tha kyuki nafarat karnai sai jada log mujhe payaar karte
hai
Maine apne shirt utar di aur didi ke aashu saaf kiye
Saloni rroti hue - dd.eev dev uhhhuuhh
Picche sab meri baato sai ekdum murti ban gaye
Mai- kyu aab bolo humare riste ko bade galat galat kah rahe pata hai ennke dil
sai mera dil bana hai aur dil naa koi dharm hota hai naa rista woh bus dil sai
dil ki sunata hai
Saloni- rahe de
Mai- aabb kise baccha rahi ho mai nahi darata enn dhongi logo sai pal mai payaar
pal mai chiiii yeh pariwar nahi hai
Maine saas li aur
Mai- aab kaya nikaloo mujhe bhi nikal doo
Dad - dil yeh nahi shikata ki ristoo ko naa dhekhe bus
Maine unnhe rokate hue
Mai- accha ek baat baatu accha mai toh adaharmi hu hawasi hu toh aapka yeh
mahamata jab aapki chhoti beti ki ezzat par haat daal raha tha tab kaha the
aap
B chacha - kon tuh apana dosh kisi aur par mat daal abb tum dono ke bich kaya
hai sab jaan chukke hai