Update 45
Ab yeh sunkar ke donon bhai adla badly karte hein apni patniyon ke to Paayal dang rahgayi. Aur ek ajeeb si khushi aur kashish huwi Paayal ke andar…. Us ne socha itne saare mard mil gaye usko ko ek hi ghar mein mazaa lutney ke liye, yeh us ne kabhi socha hi nahin tha…. Weise Paayal apne khayaalon mein aksar socha karti thi ke kabhi na kabhi woh kisi ghair mard ke saath zaroor sowegi apne pati ke ilawa, magar kabhi nahin socha tha ke ghar mein hi yeh sab hojaega! Yeh Paayal ne tab socha tha jinn dinon Rajan usko chod raha tha shaadi se pehley… Jab who ** saal ki umar mein hi kunwari nahin rahi thi tab hi us ne soch liya tha ke ab to seal tut gayi to kisi se bhi mawj kar sakti hai… tab usne socha tha ke agar Rajan ke pariwaar ne usko nahin apnaya to woh kisi bhi mard ke saath mawj masti karegi usi umar mein…. Magar tab uski dimaag un nawjawan ladkiyon ki tarah tha jo baghaawat karte hein us umar mein, aur shaadi ho jane ke baad Paayal ek gharelu patni ban gayi aur woh sab baaton ko dil o dimaag se nikal diya tha tab tak, jab Dhanand ne uska boobs chhuna shuru kiya Sarjoo ko uske goad se lene ke waqt….. Tab Paayal ke dimaag mein woh chah aur khayaalaat dubara aye….
Paayal ab bhi wahin khadi thi Padmini ke paas aur donon hans hans kar batein kar rahe the ghar ke mardon ke bare mein. Aur Paayal ne phir sawaal kiya, “Acha didi, yeh batawo, kabhi bhi saasu ji ko koyi shak nahin hua inn sab baton ka?” To Padmini boli, “Meri jaan Paayal, hamara jo sasur hai na, bahut honshiyaar aur chaalaak hai budha, uski umar par mat jaana, uska dimaag jitna chaalu hai utna hi uska woh cheez barabar kaam karta hai!! Sala, pata nahin kia khaata hai, apne beton ko to apne jeisa nahin bana saka…. Inn ke bête to us ke jeisa maza humko nahin deta kabhi…budhe mein bahut dum hai, hai na ri Paayal?” Paayal ne haan mein sar hilaya aur phir poocha, “Aur Rajan ne bhi aap aur Poonam didi ke saath…………….??” Padmini boli, « Aur nahin to kya ? Tu apne pati ko devta samajhti hai kia ? Us ne bhi hum donon ko choda hai !! Magar bahut kum… aur weise woh bed par zara slow hai hai nah Paayal ? » Paayal ne phir se han mein sar hilaya, aur Padmini boli, « Han woh slow hai isi liye to tu mawj kar rahi hai apne pati ke pita ke saath…. Sala budha ne teen eise bête paida kiye aur teenon ko apna DUM nahin diya taakey wo khud teenon bahuwon ko mazaa de sake hahahaha!! AUR DEKH PATI AUR PITA, donon mein yeh chaar lavz hein P I T A - P A T I ab pati nahin to pita hi sahi… hehehehe”
Paayal zor se hansi is baat ko lekar…. phir kaha, “Sasur ji mein sach mein bahut dum hai jo Rajan mein nahin hai aur uska ‘cheez’ bhi Rajan se bada aur mota hai, aur us ko khub ata hai mujhko mazaa dena aur aap jaanti ho uska ek baar karne se main do baar jharr jaati hoon aur Rajan karta hai to woh jarr jata hai aur main pyasi rah jaati hoon!”
Padmini: “Yehi ek problem hai mardon mein aur weh nahin samajhtey ke hum awraton ko bhi mazaa chahiye sirf apna dekhtey hein yeh sale, khudgarz mard!” Weise tumko pata hai sasur kitna tharki hai budha?”
Paayal: “Hmm, wo to dikhta hai nah Padmini didi!”
Padmini: “Arey tu nahin jaanti theher tere kaanon mein kehti hoon magar kisi se mat kehna varna bahut problem ho jaega….” Padmini Paayal ke kaandhon par hath rakh kar uske kaan ke paas apna muhn lejakar dhire se kaha “Main ne kayi baar dekha hai jab budha koyal ko apne goad mein bithata hai us ke frok ko uthata hai aur Koyal ke gaand par apna lawda ragadhta hai, jab Koyal choti thi tab se hi budha Koyal ke saath eisa karta hai…ek dum tharki hai sala!!” Yeh sunkar Paayal ne apne munh par apna haath rakha aur kaha, “haye Ram!! Kitni umar thi Koyal ki jab se eisa karta hai sasur ji?” Padmini ne kaha, “Koyal koyi * saal ki thi tab se weisa karta hai sala… ab aaj to Koyal koyi ** saal ki hai, ab bhi usko goad mein bithata hai aur tu zara watch karna jab Koyal us ke goad mein baithti hai to kya tamasha karta hai budha…”
Paayal phir heyraan hokar kaha, “Aur kia Poonam di ko pata hai?”
Padmini: “Arey nahin re, main ne kaha nah yeh baat kisi ko mat batana, yeh main ne notice kiya hua hai, aur kisi ko pata nahin , khabardaar agar tu ne kisi se kaha to!”
Paayal ne kaha, “Nahin didi main kyun batane lagi kisi ko, ab to main bhi watch karungi jab kabhi Koyal budhe ke goad mein baithi to…. Acha di, kia Koyal ko pata hai ke budha kia karta hai us ke saath?”
Padmini: “Tere khayaal se usko pata nahin hota jab utna bada cheez us ke gaand par ragahda hoga? Ab kia pata aur kya kya budha karta hai Koyal ke saath jab kabhi us ke saath akela hota hoga….”
Paayal: “Aaj subha ko hi Koyal apne bhai ke saath college ja rahi thi to main Roshan se batein kar rahi thi tab Koyal ne kaha ke Roshan ek dum naadaan hai, is ka matlab ke Koyal khud ko sayani samajhti hai, to zaroor usko sab pata hai ke sasur ji us ke saath kya kya karta hai…zaroor Koyal ko bhi mazaa ata hoga….”
Baatein karne ke baad Paayal apne kamre mein chali gayi. Apne kamre ke saaf safayi karne ke baad Paayal apne bed par letey soch rahi thi sab baton ke bare mein aur us ka mann kar raha tha karne ko… us ne apne haath ko apni skirt ke nichey dala aur painty ke upar hi sehlane lagi…… kuch der baad Padmini uske kamre mein aayi aur jhat se Paayal uth baithi par Padmini ne kaha, “Kyun uth gayi ho rani? Chal leth ja main tujhko mazaa dilati hoon…aja aja……” Paayal ne kaha, “Nahin nahin thhik hai bus yunhi main…main…. Bus…..” Tab tak Padmini ka haath Paayal ke janghon par pherta hua us ke painty tak pohncha aur Padmini ki ungli Paayal ki bheegi huwi painty ko utaarne lagi…. Paayal kuch Sharma rahi thi magar Padmini ne kaha, “Kabhi kisi awrat ke saath kiya hai?” Paayal ne naa mein sar hilaya, to Padmini ne kaha, “Chal aaj main teri zindagi ki pehli awrat ban jaati hoon…ab ayega mazaa…. Hehehehe…Padmini ka munh Paayal ke choot tak ponhchi………
To be continued………………..