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UPDATE—70
Maine sabko apas me tu tu main main karte dekh kar vaha se nikal bahar aa gaya…aur sochne laga ki ab kaha jau to socha kyo na aleeza ka haal chal pata kiya jaye to main visible hokar uske ghar chala gaya…magar yaha bhi guard panauti ban kar mera rasta rok kar khada ho gaya
Guard—kisse milna hai….? Kya kaam hai…..? baad me aana……appointment lekar
Adi—mai aleeza ka dost hu…usne mujhe bulaya hai….abhi bol dunga to teri chhutti ho jayegi
Guard—lekin aleeza mem sahab ka to koi boy friend nahi hai……aaj tak to kabhi nahi aaya milne…?
Adi—to kya vo tere se puch ke boy friend banayegi….? Abhi phone kar ke batata hu usko…ki teri gandi nazar hai us par
Guard—nahi...nahi...phone karne ki kya jarurat hai.....aap jao andar....vaise bhi vo hamesha naak ke upar gussa rakhti hai....jao bhai aap jao andar
Meri baat sun kar guard ne ghabra kar gate khol ker mujhe andar jane ko kah diya…..andar jate hi main haal me ek naukarani ne mera rasta kaat diya
Naukrani—arey...arey...koun ho tum...aur andar kaise ghuse chale aa rahe ho.... ? kisse milna hai.... ?
Adi—aleeza darling kya kar rahi hai.... ? kal vo mujhse gussa hokar aa gayi thi…usko manana hai
Naukrani—vo to sidhe muh kisi se baat bhi nahi karti….tum unhe darling kyo bol rahe ho….?
Adi—to kya tumko bolu darling….theek hai to phir uska adhura kaam chalo tum hi poora kar do
Naukrani—nahi….mera matlab tha ki vo tumse kyo gussa ho gayi….?
Adi—kyon ki vo mujhe chumma chati karne ko bol rahi thi aur maine karne se mana kar diya..isliye
Naukrani (muh me hath rakh)—ohh god….jao…jao…mem sb. Apne kamre me hain
Usne thodi kichpich karne ke baad mera rasta chhod diya aur hath ke ishare se bata diya ki uska room koun sa hai to main aleeza ke room ki oor badh gaya
Room andar se lock nahi tha mere hath lagate hi khul gaya to maine bhi bina knock kiye andar chala gaya…lekin room me mujhe koyi nazar nahi aaya tabhi
“Zuby mera towel dena, vahi bed ke upar rakha hoga” kisi ki awaz aayi
Maine awaz sun kar dhyan diya to paya ki ye bathroom se aa rahi thi, mai samajh gaya ki aleeza shayad andar naha rahi hai to mai vahi bed par baith gaya
Aleeza –zuby…..bahri ho gayi hai kya….? Ek bar me sunayi nahi deta kya tujhe…? Jaldi se towel de mera aur andar akar meri pith par thoda sabun laga de
Aleeza ki baat sun kar mere mann me shararat sujhne lagi...shayad munish ki goli ka kuch asar ab bhi baki tha jiske karan mann me aleeza ki baat sunte hi excitement hone laga tha
Maine vahi bed par rakha towel uthaya aur bathroom ka door knock kiya to usne andar se hi jawab diya
Aleeza—darwaja khula hai andar aa ja ki ab char ghante vahi khadi rahegi
Maine darwaje ko halka sa khol kar bathroom me ghus gaya…..wow…kya nazara tha…atma prasann ho gayi.. samne aleeza bath tub me pith ke bal aadhi nangi leti huyi thi
Kapde ke naam par uske jism me kewal blue colour ki panty thi vo bhi hone ya na hone ke hi barabar thi kyon ki uski piche ki patti to dono gore gore chutdo ke beech me ghusi huyi thi..jisse uske dono gumbad to azad hi the.. bra to usne khud hi utar rakhi thi pahle se hi
Chehre aur ankho par usne koyi cream laga rakhi thi sath me kakdi ke tukde ankho me chipka rakhe the… jisse mujhe vo dekh nahi sakti thi
Mai uske jism ke deedar me hi kho gaya ki tabhi usne phir se khari khoti sunani shuru kar di to maine bhi sabun utha kar pith me ghisne laga
Aleeza—thoda jor se sab jagah laga na…ye kya aise hath ghuma rahi hai jaise char din se khana hi na khaya ho… kaamchor kahi ki
Mujhe kya…andha kya chahe do ankhe…maine pith se lekar pair tak jor jor se sabun lagakar ragadne laga…par mere hath uske chutad ke upar aate hi jyada der tak thahar jate the…ab aise makhmal ko masalne ka mouka kaise jane de sakta tha…kya pata phir kabhi aisa sunahri mouka mile na mile
Aleeza—aahhhh…tere hatho ko kya hua hai…..aaj itne bhari bhari kaise lag rahe hain….?
Mai lagbhag dus minutes tak uske jism ko ragadta raha....chutdo ko achchi tarah masalne ke sath sath mere hath kabhi kabhi uski panti ki kinari se ghus kar aleeza ki lal muniya ko chhed aate the..aur kabhi upar pith ke dono kinare se niche sarak kar uske dono ubharo ka sparsh anand le lete the
Aleeza—bas…bas ab rahne de…….aise hi roj hath chalaya kar…ab mujhe uthne de
Mai kinare hat gaya to vo bath tab se uth kar khadi ho gayi....jisse uski dudhiya stan meri ankho ke samne beparda hokar chhalak uthe
Shower ke niche khadi hokar usne apni ankho me chipkaya kachra hataya aur nahane lagi....main vahi khade rah kar use niharta raha...dil to kar raha tha ki aage badh kar uske chuchuk ko muh me bhar kar unka ras chus lu lekin phir khud ko rok liya
Achchi tarah se sabun dhone ke baad usne jaise hi ankhe kholi to mujhe samne dekhte hi uski jor se cheekh nikal gayi....
Adi—haan....main.....kaho to samne se bhi sabun laga du..
Jaise hi uske apni nagnta ka andaza hua to yaha vaha towel dekhne lagi....lekin towel to mere hi paas tha to vo vahai gutno ke bal niche baith kar khud ko chhupane ki koshish karne lagi aur chillane lagi
Aleeza (jor se)—bachaaaoooooooo.......dekhoo.....mere sath...kuch nahi....karna....mai...us...din ke.....liye....mafi.... mangti hu.........mai dubara....aisi..galti nahi karungi......mai ye...college bhi chhod dungi....pls meri izzat mat looto
Adi (mann me )—ohhh god.....ye to samajh rahi hai ki mai iski izzat lutne aaya hu.....lagta hai us din se bahut darr gayi hai...ab kya karu
Aleeza (rote huye)—pls...dekho aage mat badhna......mai suicide kar lungi....bachaaoooooo
Adi—sssshhhhhhh......chup....awaz nahi bilkul bhi.....mai ja raha hu.....mujhe thodi der baad sidhe college me milo .......mai tumhe kuch nahi karunga..warna......ye lo towel...daro nahi...mai ja raha hu
Usko jyada darte dekh kar main vaha se bahar nikal aaya.....garden me mujhe uske dad Albert mil gaye to unhone pakad liya
Albert—barkhurdar ye andar se kaise nikal rahe ho…interesting….kaha the…..tum vahi ho na anand rajvansh ji ke bete
Adi—ji uncle mai vahi hu
Albert—aao baith kar kuch interesting bate karenge
Adi—abhi mujhe jaldi hai uncle…phir kabhi
Albert—aise kaise mai interesting admi ko jane de sakta hu vo bhi bina interesting coffee piye…aao
Adi—ok…
Naukrani (zuby)—sahab…aleeza mem sb bachaoo bachaooo chilla rahi thi……abhi
Albert—interesting……kyo chilla rahi thi meri beti…?
Zuby—ye ladka mem sb ke room me gaya tha……pata nahi isne kya kiya hoga mem sb ke sath…?
Albert—hahaha….interesting…..isme pareshan hone ki kya baat hai….adi interesting ladka hai….meri beti bhi utni hi interesting hai…..do interesting log milke kuch interesting interesting kiye honge…..vaise tum kyo inta intereting ho rahi ho….?
Zuby—ji nahi …sb
Albert—achcha suno…..do cup interesting coffee lekar aana
Zuby—ji…abhi layi
Albert—aur sunao beta….kya interesting chal raha hai….?
Adi—bus uncle abhi to study hi hai….baad me dekhta hu
Albert—interesting….bahut sahi ja rahe ho, meri beti ko bhi kuch interesting bate sikhao….bina maa ke hone se thodi bigad gayi hai lekin meri beti ka dil bahut achcha hai,
Adi—ji uncle
Albert—mujhe poora yakin hai tum hi use sudhar sakte ho….tumhare sath rahne se vo bhi interesting ho jayegi, mere jigar ka tukda hai vo, mai to politics me busy rahta hu isliye jyada dhyan hi nahi de paya kabhi bachcho par aur jab dhyan gaya tab tak unki adate bigad chuki thi, mujhe tumse bahut ummid hai adi beta
Adi—mai poori koshish karunga uncle, aap chinta na kare mere hote huye aleeza ko koyi taklif nahi hogi
Albert—interesting….thanks beta
Tabhi zuby coffee le aayi to hamne bate karte huye coffee khatam ki…iske baad main unse izajat lekar vaha se nikal gaya aur ek jagah park me baith kar sochne laga
Adi (mann me)—mai to aleeza se mafi mangne aaya tha lekin yaha bhi mere sath ulta ho gaya…..ab vo aur bhi jyada darr gayi hai, uska darr kaise bhi dur karna hoga nahi to aise me uski life barbad ho jayegi darr ke saye me ji ji kar…kal pari lok bhi jana hai, ab ghar me kaise kahu…? Sab to mere upar aise jhapatta marne ko taiyar baithi hain jaise chuha ko dekh kar billi…….
Adi (mann me) lekin aise kab tak chalega, ye chitra ne agar kal raat lafda na kiya hota to sab mamla dab jata, margret ka shaq main kaise bhi karke dur kar deta, magar ab to shree didi bhi uske bahkave me aa gayi hongi… sala khud ke ghar me bhi jane me darr lagne laga hai ab to
Lekin ghar to jana hi padega, kab tak aise bhoot ban kar ghumta rahunga…..chalo chal ke dekhta hu shayad mamla kuch thanda pad gaya ho ab tak….?
Idhar ghar me sab haal me baithe mere hi bare me bate kar rahi thi ki tabhi ek gadi akar ruki…to sabka dhyan udhar chala gaya
Gadi ka door khulte hi ek ladki bhagte huye andar gayi aur sona aur margret ke pairo me gir gayi rote huye…sab shocked ho gaye
Margret (shocked)—aleezaaaaa….tummm. yaha……?
Ye aane wali ladki koi aur nahi balki aleeza hi thi jo apni izzat lutne ke darr se mere uske ghar se nikalte hi yaha aa gayi
Aleeza (rote huye)—pls mujhe bacha lo…..mai us din ke liye mafi mangti hu
Sona (shocked)—par hua kya….?
Shree—koun hai ye ladki….? Aur ye kis baat ki mafi maang rahi hai…?
Sona—ye aleeza hai …hamare hi sath college me padhti hai…..baat ye hai ki ( phir sona ne college me ladayi wali poori baat shree didi ko bata di)
Shree—to ye yaha kyo aayi hai….?
Aleeza (rote huye)—mujhe adi se bacha lo……aaj usne mere bathroom me ghus kar mujhse jabardasti karne ki koshish ki
Sab (shocked)—kyaaaaaa……aaj…adi ne……?
Aleeza (rote huye)—haan…aur mujhe aaj akele me college me milne ko bulaya hai…aur dhamki bhi di hai…agar nahi gayi to……..
Sab—kyaaaaaa……?
Idhar mai in sab baato se anjan ghar ki taraf nikal pada ye soch kar ki ab tak to mamla thanda ho gaya hoga to kisi tarah se sab ko kuch na kuch bol ke mana lunga
Aleeza (rote huye)—mujhe adi se bacha lo……aaj usne mere bathroom me ghus kar mujhse jabardasti karne ki koshish ki
Sab (shocked)—kyaaaaaa……aaj…adi ne……?
Aleeza (rote huye)—haan…aur mujhe aaj akele me college me milne ko bulaya hai…aur dhamki bhi di hai…agar nahi gayi to……..
Sab—kyaaaaaa……?
Idhar mai in sab baato se anjan ghar ki taraf nikal pada ye soch kar ki ab tak to mamla thanda ho gaya hoga to kisi tarah se sab ko kuch na kuch bol ke mana lunga
Ab aage……
Urmila (room se aate huye-mann me)—nahi….adi aisa hargij nahi kar sakta….jarur ye ladki bhi margret aur sona ki tarah jhuth bol rahi hai…..kya hoga mere bete ka….? Ye itni sari ladkiyo ke sath koun si raas leela racha raha hai... ?
Aleeza—aunty mujhe adi se bacha lijiye....vo meri izzat lutna chahta hai...pahle bhi college ke bathroom me do bar try kar chuka hai aur aaj to mere hi ghar ke bathroom me ghus kar mere sath.........
Shree—adi…aisa kabhi nahi kar sakta….mujhe ab bhi yakin nahi hai
Margret (gusse me)—didi…..adi kuch bhi kar sakta hai…ek bar mere sath bhi jabardasti kar chuka hai….aur kal to usne meri mummy ke sath hi…chheee
Sab (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa…..?
Margret (gusse me)—ha….maine usko range hath pakda tha…..ye chadar usi time ka hai…jise usne saboot mitane ke liye utha laya hoga
Urmila—nahi ye sab jhuth hai….mera adi aisa nahi hai
Sona—nahi mummy ji...adi mujhe bhi jab india me pahli bar mila tha to. Mujhe dekhte hi apne pant aur underwere utar di thi …… pata nahi kabhi kabhi adi ko kya ho jata hai…..uske college ki principal dazy ke sath bhi relation hain.
Sab (shock)—whatttttt…..?
Tabhi meri car gate ke andar enter huyi….mai jaise hi gadi park kar ke andar aane ko haal ke paas pahucha to meri nazar aleeza ki car par chali gayi…mere kadam vahi tham gaye…aur main khada hokar soch me pad gaya
Adi (shocked)—ye to aleeza ki car hai…..koun aaya hoga isme….? Kahi aleeza to nahi……? Haan…khatra se pata karta hu……khatra samne aao
Khatra—ji malik
Adi—is gadi me koun aaya hai..... ?
Khatra—ji malik,.....koi aleeza naam ki ladki aayi hai
Adi—kyaaaa....aleeza....aayiiiii haiiiii..... ?
Khatra—ha malik,...abhi apka andar jana apke hit me nahi dikh raha hai mujhe
Adi—tu theek kahta hai,....shukriya...tu bade kaam ka Jinn hai....tu hi kewal ab bharose ka hai
Main vaha se vapis jane ke liye palat gaya lekin tabhi shayad kisi ki haal me lage camera screen par pad gayi jo bahar ka area cover karta tha....
Sona—vo dekho.....adi...aake vapis ja raha hai
Shree—kaha hai adi.... ?
Sona—vo camera screen me dekhiye..
Urmila—roko usko jaldi
Sona (bahar nikal ke chillate huye)—adiiiii…..ruk jao….mummy bula rahi hain
Adi (dhire se)—lagta hai..in logo ne dekh liya hai….bhag beta jaldi…..agar pakde gaye to gand me itne baaje bajenge jitne shayad shadi me bhi na baje….chal bhag jaldi
Shree—adiiiii….ruk
Main apni car ko chhod kar paidal hi bahar ki taraf doud laga diya….sab dekh rahe the jiske karan adrishya bhi nahi ho sakta tha
Urmila (chillate huye)—adiii…vahi ruk ja…..nahi to mera mara muh dekhega
Main bhagte huye ekdam se ruk gaya…..main samajh gaya ab meri khair nahi….mummy ne aisi baat bol di ki main chah kar bhi ab aage pair nahi badha sakta tha
Adi (mann me)—kismat hi kharab hai….sala us manhus munish ki shakal dekhna hi sabse badi panauti hai….meri mati mari gayi thi jo is aleeza ke paas mafi mangne chala gaya….jab bhi koyi kalyan kari kaam karta hu ulta mera hi kalyan ho jata hai…..ye sali aleeza ghar me hi aa tapki
Urmila (gusse me)—kyo bhag raha tha tu….? Do din se kaha tha.... ?
Adi—wo….wo..mummy…mai…dost ki b’day party me gaya tha….sona ko bataya to tha..maine
Shree (gusse me)—sona ne to hame shadi ki party ka bataya tha
Adi—achcha……ha…ha..haan…vo vahi se shadi ki party attend karne chala gaya tha
Urmila (gusse me)—to iska matlab tu do din se is city me tha hi nahi….?
Adi—mai to shadi me gaya hua tha to yaha kaise ho sakta hu mummy
Margret (gusse me)—chatttaakkkk..jhuth….raat me meri mummy ka rape karne ke baad bhi jhuth bolte ho..
Margret(jor se)—achcha….agar adi yahi rape apki maa ke sath karta tab aap kya kati….?
Shree—adi..aisa nahi kar sakta…mai nahi manti tumhari baat….batao adi isko….
Urmila—adi….kya margret sach bol rahi hai….? Kya aaj subah tum aleeza ke bathroom me gaye the….?
Adi—na…na…mummy…ye sab jhuth bol rahi hain….sab ki sab meri biwi banne ke sapne dekh rahi hain..aur jan bujh kar mujhe phansane ki koshish kar rahi hain…ye sab jhuth hai
Aleeza—mai sach bol rahi hu aunty..
Adi—ye sab jhuth hai…mummy
Urmila—adi…yahi baat tum mujhse nazare mila kar kaho…..dekho meri ankho me aur phir kaho ki ye sab jhuth hai…mujhse nazare mila kar tum jo kahoge main vahi sach manungi….bolo..chup kyo ho…jawab do…adi…nazare milao mujhse
Adi (sar jhukaye)—mujhe maf karna mummy….mai aapse nazar nahi mila sakta……kyon ki ye sab sach hai
Urmila (chillate huye)—adiiiiiiii……chatttttaaaaakkkkkkkk…..chaattttaaakkkk…..chatttaakkk….chattttaakkkkk…. aaj tune meri mamta ka gala ghont diya …..meri parwarish me kaha kam rah gayi thi …..
Adi (nam ankho se)—mummy
Urmila (gusse me)—mat bol mujhe mummy…..mar gayi aaj se mai tere liye.....ja nikal ja is ghar se….mujhe apni shakal mat dikhana aaj ke baad….ja door ho ja meri nazaro ke samne se
Shree (rote huye)—kyo kiya adi aisa tune….? Aaj tune mera vishwash tod diya..adi..tod….maine tumhe kya samjha tha aur tum kya nikle
Urmila—isse kaho yaha se chala jaye
Shree (samjhate huye)—mousi…gussa thuk do ….adi tum andar jao abhi
Urmila (jor se)—nahi….balatkariyo ke liye is ghar me koyi jagah nahi hai
Adi (rote huye)—theek hai mummy…..agar apka yahi adesh hai to yahi sahi…..aaj ke baad main kabhi apko apni surat nahi dikhaunga….. (margret aur sona ki taraf mud kar) .. aur tum log khush ho na ab…..lekin aaj se aur abhi se mai tum dono se apna har rishta todta hu…..(aleeza ki oor dekh kar)…main to tumse mafi mangne aaya tha… mujhe bathroom me tumne hi bulaya tha towel lekar aane aur pith me sabun lagane ko…ab to tum bhi khush ho jao..tumhari bhi khwahish poori jo ho gayi hai
Shree-adi..tumne kyo kiya aisa....?
Adi (rote huye)-bas...mai aap sab se hath jod kar mafi chahta hu...sabne mere pyar,meri khuddari ka bahut badhiya inam diya hai...ab aur nahi....aaj tum sab logo ke karan main apni mummy ki nazaro me gir gaya jinki main pooja karta hu....aapse ek hi vinti hai ki meri mummy ka khyal rakhna.. kisi ne sach hi kaha hai ki "sab kuch sikha hamne par na sikhi hoshiyari, sach hai duniya walo ki hum the anari"
Main phir vaha nahi ruka aur tezi se bahar nikal gaya…halanki shree didi mujhe awaz deti rah gayi…lekin ab main kisi ki nahi sunne wala tha
Aaj mere dil me bahut dard ho raha tha….aaj mai mummy ki nazaro me balatkari ban gaya tha….mujhe apne aap par gussa aa raha tha
Maine city chhodne ka faisla kar liya aur vaha se adrishya hokar sidhe London chala gaya….din bhar yaha vaha bhatakta raha ….bhukh pyas to kab ki mar chuki thi…lekin anshu the jo ankho se bahna band hi nahi ho rahe the
Kya karu…kaha jau…kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha….aise hi ghumte huye main har jagah phir raha tha ki tabhi meri nazar ek admi par gayi jo meri hi tarah road ke kinare ek ped ke niche baitha ro raha tha….uske sath me ek chhoti bachchi bhi
Dekhne se hi vo indian lag raha tha….to main apne gum ko kuch der ke liye kinare rakh uske paas chala gaya… taaki uski pareshani ki vajah jaan saku
Adi—excuse me….kya aap indian hain….?
Admi—ha bhai….lekin aap koun…yaha videsh me apne desh ke ho…?
Adi—ji mera naam aditya hai….maine apko kuch pareshan dekha to mujhse raha nahi gaya aur apse pareshani ki vajah puchne chala aaya….agar mai apki koi madad kar saku to mujhe behad khushi hogi
Admi—mera naam Ganpat Rai hai….yaha aaye mujhe mahine bhar ho gaye hain….jagah jagah bhatakne ke baad badi mushkil se aaj ek jagah se interview ka call aaya tha lekin interview hone se pahle hi ghar se meri biwi ka phone aa gaya ki beti ki tabiyat bahut kharab hai isliye pareshan hu
Adi—to isme pareshan hone aur sochne ki kya baat hai…apko ghar jana chahiye turant apni family ke paas
Ganpat—kaise jau…? Kiraye tak ke liye to paise nahi hai….meri beti ko brain cancer hai….uske operation ke liye family ko yaha videsh le aaya …….socha tha yaha paise kama kar uska yahi operation kara dunga kisi bade doctor se lekin…….(aur vo bolte bolte rone laga)….
Adi—lekin kya…..?
Ganpat—jo paise karza kar ke laya tha vo bhi khatam ho gaye….ab to india jane ke liye bhi paise nahi hain…operation kaha se karaunga…upar se ye naukri bhi gayi hath se
Adi—operation ke liye kitne paise chahiye…..?
Ganpat—chalis lakh
Adi—theek hai…aap mujhse chakis lakh lekar apni beti ka ilaz kara lo
Ganpat (shocked)—meri garibi ka kyo mazak udate ho bhai….?
Adi—mai mazak nahi kar raha….balki insaniyat ne naate ye kah raha hu….aap dus minute rukiye main apne admi ko phone kar deta hu vo paise lekar aa jayega…aap uske sath chale jana aur kisi bade doctor se mil lena
Maine mann me khatra ko yaad kiya aur usko sab samjha diya ki use kya karna hai….vo thodi hi der me car lekar vaha aa gaya
Adi—ab aap iske sath chale jao….jo bhi paise apki beti ke ilaz me jarurat ho ye de dega….aap tension mat lo..sab theek ho jayega
Ganpat (pair me gir kar)—aap insan nahi ho…..koi devta ho..jo meri madad karne aaya hai insan ka roop lekar
Adi—uthiye….main koi devta nahi hu….ab jao aap…aur ha…jab tak aap nahi aate main apki jagah naukri kar lunga vaha
Ganpat—aap…? Itne bade admi hokar…ye chhoti si driver ki naukri karenge…?
Adi—jab tak aap vapis nahi aa jate tab tak…apka bhesh badal kar yaha rahunga…..vaise apka interview kab ka tha
Ganpat—ji chalu ho gaya hoga….bio data to maine jama kar diya tha
Adi—theek hai…aap jao….aur ye ladki koun hai…?
Ganpat—meri chhoti beti hai…theek hai sahab mai chalta hu…apka ye upkar mai kabhi nahi utar paunga
Adi—kisi apne hi tarah bebas ki madad kar dena kabhi…bas mera ye upkar utar jayega usi din
Vo gadi me baith kar khatra ke sath chala gaya…uski madad karke mujhe apne mann me santosh ho raha tha ki chalo meri shakti se kisi ka to bhala hua
Kuch der baad main ganpat ki interview wali jagah chala gaya….ye kisi retired army officer angrej ka office tha jaha driver ke interview ke liye ganpat ko bulaya gaya tha…maine apna bhesh ganpat ka kar liya aur pahuch gaya office interview dene
Receptionist—kya kaam hai…?
Adi—ji mera naam ganpat rai hai…mujhe interview ke liye bulaya gaya tha
Recep—kya tumhi driver ke liye aane wale the…?
Ganpat Rai (Adi)—ji madam
Recep—theek hai, yahi ruko, mai puch ke batati hu
Main vahi visiting haal me ek jagah baith gaya….vo recep. Ladki cabin ke andar chali gayi…cabin ke door par likha tha karnal smith……thodi der baad usne bahar aakar kaha ki mujhe andar sahab ne bulaya hai
Ganpat Rai—mai andar aa sakta hu sahab
Smith—aa...jao
Ganpat Rai—shukriya sahab
Smith—haan, to gand phat raha hai (Gan pat Rai)
Ganpat Rai—nahi sir, jyada nahi phat rahi hai
Smith—kya jyada nahi.... bolta hai...tumhari job application me likha hai
Ganpat Rai (mann me)—bio data me is ganpat ne gand phatne ka bhi likha hai kya
Ganpat Rai—theek hai, my baap likha hai to phat rahi hogi
Smith—tum daily marata hai (tum delhi me rahta hai)
Ganpat Rai—nahi sahab, kabhi kabhi
Smith—Gand Phat rahay, idhar aao, kya kabhi kabhi bolta hai,dekho tumhare bio data me likha hai ki tum daily marata haay
Ganpat Rai (mann me)-sala ye ganpat to bahut bada gandu nikla....sale ne apni gandu hone ki baat bhi likh diya
Ganpat Rai—theek hai my baap, likha hai to marata hi hoga
Smith—hum tumko ek shart par naukri dega , tumko hamare ghar ka sabhi kaam karna hoga jo tumko kaha jayega karne ko
Ganpat Rai—theek hai my baap
Uske baad smith mujhe ghar le gaya aur bahar ka ek room mujhe rahne ke liye de diya..sath me apni biwi aur teen betiyo se milwaya…mai bhi khana khakar so gaya
Agle din subah jaldi uth kar fresh hua…aaj naukri ka pahla din tha…majburi thi ganpat ki job jo bachani thi…thodi hi der me us angrej afsar ka bulawa aa gaya…to mai taiyar hokar uske paas gaya
Smith—Gand phat Raha hai
Ganpat Rai—ji malik
Smith—aaj tumko teen kaam karne ka haay
Ganpat Rai—hukum sarkar
Smith—tum pahle amari (hamari) badi beti Leeza ko college me chodega (chhodega), phir hamari biwi ko bazar me chodega aur baad me humko office me chodega
Ganpat Rai (mann me)—bc..ye kaisi naukri hai….sala driver ka bol ke chodne ka kaam karwa raha hai…aisi naukri to maine kahi nahi suni….isi chodne ke chakkar me to ghar se tadipar kiya gaya hu…yaha bhi chodne ka hi kaam mila mujhe….waah ri kismat
Ganpat Rai—maaf karna sarkar, apki biwi aur ek beti to kya mai apki teeno betiyo ko chod dunga lekin main apko nahi chod sakta
Smith (gusse me)—Gand Phat Rahaay, tumko humko chodna (chhodna) hi padega
Ganpat Rai—sarkar aisa zulam na kare
Smith (gusse me)—Gaand Phat Raha haay, agar tum humko nahi chodega to hum tumko naukri se nikal dega
Ganpat Rai—theek hai sarkar, jo hukum, mai apko bhi chod dunga
Udhar room me smith ki badi beti Leeza college jane ke liye kapde change kar rahi thi ki tabhi uski bra ka hook toot jata hai to vo Ganpat Rai ko awaz lagati hai
Smith—Gand Phat rahaay…jao hamari beti tumko bulata hai, vo jo kahe vo kar dena..jao
Ganpat rai—ji sahab
Mai jaise hi leeza ke room ke darwaje par pahucha to mere pair vahi thithak gaye….andar leeza bra apne sine par dabaye khadi thi
Leeza—Gaand Phat raha haay…idhar aao
Ganpat Rai—ji, mem sb
Leeza—Gaand Phat Rahaay, hamara piche se gaand (gaanth) maro
Ganpat Rai (mann me)—bc koun se chodu ghar me naukri karne chala aaya....sala jiska bhi bhala karta hu, ulta mera hi kalyan ho jata hai...kaha aa ke phans gaya in chudakkado ke ghar me....
Ganpat Rai—yeh kya kah rahi hain mem sb.... ?
Leeza—gaand phat Raha haai, jaldi se gaand (ganth) maro, humko late hota haai
Ganpat Rai—nahi...nahi mem sb....agar maine aisa kiya to sahab humko kachcha kha kayenge
Leeza—Gaand Phat Rahaay, agar tumne jaldi se hamari gaand nahi mara to hum tumko kachcha kha jayega
Ganpat Rai—theek hai mem sb, jo hukum...aaiye main apki gaand maar deta hu
Leeza-gaand phat rahaay, jaldi maro hamari gaand, phir abhi tumko humko college me bhi le jakar chodna padega
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