DEV THE HIDDEN POWER (INCEST , MAGICAL ,THRILLER )

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THE PAIN 17





ABB AGE


Khuch hi dher mai hum sab land hue aur bhar aaye

Par meri dimag mai bus aage kaya hoga yahi chal raha tha ki aage kaya hoga 2din
sai gayab hu mai

Maine taxi li aur nikala waha sai

Kasish - bhai ghar jaa rahe abhi

Mai - nahi ab mai waha nahi rahata hu

Sanjana - kaya baat hai essa kaya kiya hai bhaiya nai

Mai- khuch nahi chup

Kasish - bhai chilla kyu rahe ho woh dar jayegi

Mai- dhekhoo gudiya mera mood off hai

Saanjana -hoga kaise nahi aapki childhood gf jo chin gayi

Kasish - toh yeh baat hai koi nahi aap toh 1st hoo par sach kahu woh bilkul
aapke jaisa hai

Mai- tum aur koi baat nahi kar sakati hoo kaya
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Sanjana - bhai aapnai jabsai joker ki baat sunni hai tab sai chid rahe hoo kyu
aakhir

Mai- nahi aisa khuch nahi hai

Kasish - aapko meri kasam

Mene ek taapaad usse khich kar mara uska shir sise sai tarkrane wala tha maine
pakad liya

Kasish - mar kar pakda kyu mar jaane dete

Mai- driver side mai rok doo

Maine usse paise dekar bhej diya

Sanjana -abe kaise jaayenge

Maine unnhe pakada aur teleport mtalab apni yaha sai waha jaane ki power ko
istemal kiya unnke saamne hoo gaya aur sidha mousi ki tarris par aa gaya

Dono bus mujhe ghur rahi thii

Maine unnhe chair par betha diya mai ghutanoo par beth gaya aur kasish ka haath
pakad liya

Kasish - bhai kaya hai yeh

Mai- dhekh gudiya jis sai toh pyaar karne lagi ek mulakaat mai uss sai tera
khuch nahi ho sakata hai

Kasish - aisa kyu bhai kaya pyaar karana galat hai

Mai - nahi payaar tera uss sai pyaar karana galat hai

Kasish - phele aap batoo aap yaha kaise aaye

Mai- woh sab bata dunga bus toh usse bhul jaa

Kasish - kaya aapnai jise pyaar kiya usse bhul sakaete hoo

Mai - nahi

Kasish - toh phir app mujhe naa samjahoo

Sanjana - bhai aap saaf bata doo esse yeh ziddi hai

Mai le dhekh le maine apna face change kar diya

Dono khadi hoo gayi

Kasish - tum yaha .........bhai aap hii wohhh ....eska matalb hum hi joker ki
bhene hai

Mai- haa mai hi hu woh kahatanak agent the joker
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Kasish - kass aap yeh sach chupa lete bhai

Mai-tunne kasam hi de di warana mak bhi wahi kosis kar raha tha

Kasish - bhai yeh mujhsai kaya hoo gaya mujhe maaff kar doo par aapki yeh saari
harkate meri dil mai bas gayi hai

Mai- esse yaadoo koo nikal de joo bus sapana hoo

Kasish - thik hai bhai mai kosis karungi

Maine usse gaale laga liya - meri payari bhen

Sanjana -aur mai

Mai- aa jaa tuh

Tabhi gate par khuch awwaj hui

Mai unnhe lekar nicche pahucha safe jagah (taaki koi hume waha ess dhekh kar
hairan naa hoo jaye ). aur main gate par pahucha

Maa ki nazar mujh par padi phir unn dono par

Maa gate keeper sai ussko mat aane dena andar ladkiyoo koo anne do

Mai- maa yeh bhi nahi aayengi

Tabhi woh dono mujje chhod kar chali gayi

Mai bhi jaane laga

Gatekeeper - kaha jaa rahe ho sunna nahi kaya madam nai kaya kaha

Mai- dhekho app bade hoo ess liye khuch nahi kah raha hu hato ab yaha sai

Gatekeeper - nahi jaane dunga

Mai-maa bolo naa

Maa- jaa wahi jaa jaha tha 2 din sai

Mai - aare maaf kar doo kaan pakadata hu

Maa - nahi khada rah wahi par

Mai wahi par beth gaya

Mai - maa bhi naa kitna gussa karati hai

Tabhi ek car ruki aur ussmai sai pach log utare

Mousi - mamta
Mousa - madan
Didi - payal (shaadhi ennhi ki hai )
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Manav - mousi ka beta
Bua -kiran 2nd bua

Mai sir niche ghuka kar betha tha

Payal - kaya baat hai yaha kyu bethe hoo khuch caahiye kaya

Mai - kon hoo tum tumhe caahiye toh baato dila dunga

Kiran - oye ladake phele muh uper kar aur humare ghar ke saamne sai hat

Mai sir uthate hue - tumhara ghar ohh bua aap

Kiran - bua nikal yaha sai etnai acche kapde phenai hai aur body phir yeh sab
kaam

Andar sai hassi ki aawaj aa rahi thi

Mai - arre bua mai dev

Payal - dev woh mujhe ghurane lagi

Mai -aare didi aase kaya ghur rahi hoo

Payal didi nai andar dhekha maa nai khuch essara kiya aur ronne lagi phir kaya
line sai saare roone lage

Manav - sab andar chaloo

Ess baar gatekeeper chup chaap kahdha tha

Hum andar gaye

payal - maa mami dhekhoo mera dev aa gaya aur aap logo nai abhi tak baataya nahi
mera bhai meri shaadhi mai aa gaya

Mai- bus karoo aap logo ab mat royie

Maa - roo lene de beta dhukh nikal jaaene dee .

Mere bhi aakhe unnsabko dhekh kar naam hoo gayi thi

Mai payal didi ko chup karane laga

Saayad abhi sab nahi aaye the maine jinko bulaya tha sab aaye the mere dosto aur
alok ko chod kar aur mohan sir bhi nahi nitika shikha didi ke saath thi

Mai unnke saath room mai gaya

Woh mere matho aur galoo ko chumane lagi

Mai- bus karoo didi nahala dogi kaya

Payal - haa abhi kahi mat jaana kbhi bhi

Mai- mera pata nahi aap toh jaa rahi hoo naa
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Payal - abhi 10 din hai samjaha


Mai- chaloo thik hai abb khuch khila do bhuk lagi hai

Phir unnhone aapnai haatho sai khilaya par asshu ruk nahi rahe the

Mai- bus karoo kitana rooyogi

Payal - khuch nahi tuh kaah le bus

Phir usske baad woh chalii aapnai kaam karnai

Mai kaafi der tak room mai raha aur khuch files check kar raha tha phone par aur
saath mai bor hoo raha tha

Mai bhar nikal room sai.

Arav -aa gaya woh sab kaam karoo

Jise dhekhoo sab kaam hi kar rahe the arav bhi sala aase busy tha jase unnski
shaadi hoo mujhe koi khuch kah hi nahi raha tha

Mai- masoom suno naa

Masoom - nahi abhi nahi busy huu aur haa meri frnds ko tang mat karana

Mai - friends kon

Masoom - janu sona devika baayataya tha naa

Mai - kaya matlab Tang mat karana

Masoom- wahi jo sunna hai

Woh uth kar jaane lagi

Mai -thik hai karo kam

Mai- mousi khuch kaam hai kaya

Mousi - ha hai naa

Mai kush ho gaya -bolo kaya kaam hai

Mousi - jakar woh piche dhek raha hai

Mai- ha

Mousi - jaa waha par aur aram sai beth jaa

Mai- mousi yeh kaya hai

Mousi - kaya yaha kaam karnai bulaya hai tujhe

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Mai waha sai pari ke pass gaya - pari chal bhar ghum ke aatte hai

Pari - nahi bhai aati kaam hai dhekoo mere haath mai saaman hai aayi didi

In mind

Kdev- abe lag gaye londe ke toh

Mai- yaar achank sab koo kaya hoo gaya

K dev - kahi tera asli kaand toh pata na chal gaya

Mai- kaisa kaand

Kdev - fountain wala

Mai- chup kar saale

Kdev - thik hai mai tera saala chal meri wife kon si hai bata

Udhar ghar par

Rahul - bhai aapnai sunna khuch

Amit - kya hua be

Rahul- bhai woh zinda hai aur shaadi ke maaze lenw gaya hai aur sanjana aur
kasish ko bhi le gaya hai

Sumit - yeh sala har baar kaise bach jata hai

Rahul - ab kaya karana hai

Amit- apane pass paisa toh hai ab ess par war naa kar ke esske bheno aur lovers
ko marate hai

Rahul - bhai kaya yeh jaruri hai

Sumit - abe darta kyu hai

Rahul - jab humme sab khuch mil gaya hai toh phir kyu

Amit-abe nafarat naa ki chij bhi hoti hai

Sumit - phir taye raha kise marwaye phele

Rahul - bhai kyu naa khuch alag kare

Amit-kaya

Rahul - movies mai hota hai naa ki naam ki pacchi daal kar ek choose kar loo

Rahul - jo man mai kar le khuch bhi naa bache

Rahul nai naam likhe aur parchiya saamne rak dii

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Aur

Rahul - amit bhai aap bade hoo toh aap utahoo

Amit nai ek parchi uthayi aur kholi

Sumit - wah yes too gayi chaloo shhadi mai hi apne logo ko bhej dunga kisnai
mara pata hi nahi chalega

Usske baad ussnai kisi ko call kiya


Edhar

Kisi nai mere khande par haath rakha

Mai- aabe aagaya tuh chal akelea hu yaha mai maine sabki taraf dhekh kar kaha

Akash nai riccha ko dhekha aur - nahi yaar mujhe marriage hall ka khuch kaam
dhekhana hai

Mai- aap logo mujhe ignore kyu kar rahe ho

Payal - kaya kaha raha sab busy hai bus

Mai- jab shaadi waha honni hai toh aap logo etna busy kyu hoo

Mousi - yeh baccha hi rahega chal haat saamne sai

Mujhe gussa bhi aa raha tha aut irritation bhi

Mai- shikha jara bhar aaoo

Sab ghurane lage

Mai- ghuro mat mai esska boss huu

Shika - yes sir kaya hua

Mai - chaloo bhar

Payal - aisa kaya karata hai tuh

Mai- kabhi joker gang ka naam suna hai mai wahi agent hu

Sabka reaction bada ajjeb tha

Payal - ohh accha thik jaoo kam karo apna

Sab apne kaam mai lag gaye

Mai - didi maine kaha mai wahi joker hui joo famous hai

Maa - toh jakar bhar naacha saamne sai haat

Woh mujhe hata kar chali gayi

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Mai (man mai) - enn logo fark nahi pad raha lag raha hi kisi nai bata diya hai

Mai- shikha tumnai sunna nahi chaloo bhar

Saloni- shikha woh uthana jara haa wahi chal lelar mere saath

[ Kdev - tere lode laga gaye bhai

Mai- lag toh raha yeh jarur ussi kaa kam hai

Kdev - chal hawa lete hai

Maine bhi socha chaloo chat par ghumate hai

Mai jaa hi raha tha ki massom sidhiyoo sai utar rahi thi
Ab batata hu esse

Masoom - haatoo na samnai sai

Mai- accha haat jaoo rukoo ek minute

Maine usske dono haatho ko pakada

Masoom- kaya kar rahe hoo

Maine usse diwal sai chipaka diya

Masoom- koi aa jaayega

Mai-aanne doo

Maine uaski garadan par ek kiss kiya

Masoom - mat karoo koi aa jayega

Mai- aanne doo usske haathoo koo chhoda aur picche haath rakh diya diwal par

Masoom - aaj etne dino baad yaad aayi meri

Mai- kaya karu tumsai dur nahi rah sakata

Masoom -p...

Maine usska muh band kar diya

Mai - koi par nahi

Maine usska muh khola woh phir khuch kahne waali thi par uss sai phele hi mai
usse kissi karnai laga

Masoom pata nahi kyu chutana caah rahi thii

Mai picche hua

Mai- kaya hua hai tumahe

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Masoom- p.aaa.....

Mai- p p kaya pura bolo

Masoom- payal didi

Mai(man mai)- dhat teri kii

Maine usske chhod diya

Woh bhaag gayi nicche

Mai dhirre sai muda didi mujhe ghur rahi thi

Mai - hhhhheee hhee. Woh didi maa bula rahi hai chalata huu

Payal didi nai mera haath pakad liya - maa ke baache ess liye tera man nahi lag
raha tha nicche apni hi bhen ki friend ke saath

Mai- accha yeh baataya ha kaya

Payal - matlab

Mai- khuch nahi chhodo jaane doo

Payal - ruk abhi baatati hu (unnhome mera kaan pakad liya ) kaya kar raha tha
abhii

Mai- khuch bhi nahi aap hi bata doo

Payal - tujhe sharam nahi aa rahi ghar mai shurh hoo gaya

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ABB AGE

Payal - tujhe sharam nahi aa rahi ghar mai shurh hoo gaya

Mai - arre didi maine khuch nahi kiya ussnai hi kiya

Payal - accha mujhe kaya pagala samjhata ki pata nahi chalega ki kon kar raha
tha

Mai- haa aapne dhekha nahi ussnai mujhe apne upar khich rakha tha mai toh abhi



bhi shok huu

Payal - sach kah rah hai yaa mera bana raha hai

Arav - bahi bhabhi bula rahi

Mai- dhaat terri ki

Arav - kaya hua jaldi jaa bula rahi hai

Payal - aapka dimag toh thik hai yeh sab karnai sai koi bhabhi ban jaati hai
kaya

Arav nai essare mai pucha

Maine bhi essra kiya

Payal - dev ab tuh gaya

Mai- arre didi mousi ko khuch mat batana woh bina baat ke usske piche bahu bahu
kar ke lag jaayengi

Payal - thik hai sacch ugal abb

Mai- woh mere wife hai
Maine shir nicche kar liya

Payal - yeh dhekhoo uss sai jada toh yeh shrama raha hai aur khuch bhi haai toh
bata


Arav - arre riccha bhabhi ka nahi baataya kaya

Mai - haa saale tuh sab bata de

Payal - tuh kitna badal gaya hai gandi baate karta hai

Arav - nahi woh rista bata raha hai

Payal - abhi yeh aapki bhen thi toh riccha kon hai

Arav - kaya janu yaha aayi thi

Payal - kaya janu par esska naam toh masoom bataya tha mai bhaag kar shidiya
chaadnai laga aur bhaag kar chat par pahuchate hi gate band kar diya

Payal - maine bola gate khol dev

Mai - nahi aap marrogi

Payal - woh toh marungi hii

Mai- toh wahi rahoo

Arav -ek minute picche hat jaaiye


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Payal picche hat gayi

Mai gate sai chipak ke khada tha

Arav nai gate par laat mari aage gir nai wala tha maine haath aage kar diya mai
hawa mai ruk gaya


Mai jhatake sai utha - kaya kar raha hai bhai

Arav nai payal ke taraf dhekha -_didi esski do wife aur teen aur aane waali hai
ek meri bhen janu ,dusri sona ,tisari esski lover komal ,aur riccha woh hai
jisnai black saadi pheni hai ,aur masoom bhi hai

Mai- harmkhor kar kaya raha hai

Payal di bus bina khuch bolo muh khol kar kadhi thi

Arav - aur koo nayi hai toh bata

Mai-bhai hua kaya baat toh bata de

Woh mere pass aaya aur dhirre sai - woh baat yeh naa

Mai - haa bol bhai

Ussnai meri gardan pakad lii

Mai- pagal hoo gaya hai kaya

Arav - chup beth meri bhen sai shaadi karega yaa nahi

Mai -bhai yah yeh baat dhekh haath hata gussa aa raha hai

Ussnai haath haata liya

Arav - mai toh bhul hi gaya hi tha aap toh maharaaj hai maaf kaariye aapki vajah
sai hi toh mai zinda huu

Mai - yaar lagata hai tuh gusse mai hai abhi

Sidhiyo sai awwaj aayi ussnai haath aage kiya usse haatho sai

Woh nikal aur gate pate ek shield jasa khuch ban gaya




Mai - tuh pagal hoo gaya hai kaya aur "RAGE SHIELD " Kisnai shikaya tujhe

Usski aakhe laal thi

Mai- dhekh tezz saas yeh gusse sai hoo raha hai


Arav - bata jaldi sai shaadi karega ki nahi
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Mai- meri baat su......nn n

Ussnai ek guss mara mai piche gisata hua girnai wala tha maine apna haath jamin
par rakh kar ruk gaya




Phir mai kahda hua aur apne haath faila diye





Mai- dhek ruk jaa bhai di ko chot lag jayegi

Arav - tujhe pata hai kaayi dino sai uss pata nahi kaya hoo raha hai din bhar
roti rahaeti jaise koi usse maar raha tujhsai kaha sabkoo apnai saath raakaha
kar woh tujhe nahi baataene deti hai par mujhe abb bardast nahi hota hai wo
ronne laga

Maine apna haath niche kiya aur usse gale laga liya


Mai- bhai tunne bataya kyu nahi haa etna sab khuch hoo gaya haa

Arav - bhai apni powers le le par meri bhen koo ko ab dard mat de bhai mai haath
jodata huu

Meri aakhe bhi khud koo rok nahi paayi

Saach kahete ess duniya mai payaar sai bhadh kar sayad khuch nahi hai

Mai- bhai kaha hai woh abhi
Aur tujhe yeh sab kaise pata chala

Arav - pata nahi do tin din sai sapne aate the jab uthata tha toh yeh dhikata
tha

Mai- chal joh bhi hoo yeh sheild asse kabhi mat baanna yeh kahatanak hai

Arav - thik hai

Maine didi ki taraf dhekha unnhe hilate hue - didi kaya hua aap kaha dhekh rahi
hoo

Payala - haaha huuu uu

Mai- kaya huuu huu bolo khuch

Payal - yeh sab kaya hai

Mai chaloo dhikata huu

Maine ek light uss shiled par chhodi woh gayab hoo gayi
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Maine unnhe nicche lekar ayya

Shidhyioo par pata nahi kon aaya tha

Maine janu ko dhekha aur bhaag kar usse god mai utha liya aur ghumane laga

Janu- aare baba kaya hau kaya hua

Mousi -kaya kar raha hai beta tujje sharam nahi aa rahi hai

Mai -apni wife ko gumma raha huu

Sab ke sab mere taraf

Maa - maine kaha usse niche utar

Mai - maa bhaut hoo gaya abb jamana kaya sochega

Mousi - kaya hoo raha hai yeh sab

Mai- yeh meri wife hai aur woh tenno bhi aur wo....


Maa - chup hoo jaa ab bus

Mai- nahi maa agar mai aaj chup rah gaya toh saayad khuch gaalt hoo jaye mere
dost nai meri aakhe khol di hai

Saloni -arre maa hum ess egnor kar rahe the toh yeh badala le raha hai

Manav - par esse god mai uthana

Janu- arre hum dono kaafi aache dost hai toh chalata hai

Mousa ji - dara hi diya tha tunne mai toh hairan hu ess majak par yeh saari
ladkiya chup kaise hai

Saloni nai khuch essara kiya

Sona - dhekhoo saloni yeh sab thik nahi yaha humari bezati ke liye bulaya hai
tumnai


Saloni- maaff karana mera bhai toda saa shaitaan hai bus

Mera toh dimag ghum gaya aakhir yeh sab ek tone mai kaise bol rahi hai

Mousi - humnai egnor ess liye kiya tha ki tum sabke saath rahoo sab nai bataya
ki tum kabhi bhi kahi bhi gayab hoo jaate hoo kayi dino ke liye


Mai- thik hai ek minute baad mai baat karata hu haa hello haa thik hai aa
jaunga

Mai phone kaan par laga kar bhar aa gaya arav bhi mere picche
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Hum dono bhar aaye

Arav - abe natak band kar kisi ka phone nahi hai

Mai- yaar bhenchoo sach batane par bhi koi yakkin naa kar raha hai aur tunne
dhekha sab kaise bol rahi thi

Arav - bhai sab ki 1 dino sai saath hai kaya pata kaya plan kiya hai

Mai - yaar abb toh mai sabko saath rakhana caah raha tha phir kyu


Saloni - kyuki maa nahi caahati hai

Mai- toh kaya hua maa toh har baat ko mana kar degi

Didi nai tappad mara diya

Saloni- tere liye maa sai bhadh kar ab payaar hoo gaya hai

Mai- toh kaya karu bato ess sabko mai akela kab tak chodunga

Saloni- kisi nai kaha tha tujh sai ki enn sab ke piche lagnai ko

Arav - yeh app galat bol rahi hoo abb

Saloni - app bich mai naa pade toh accha hoga

Mai - didi aapkoo hua kaya hai

Saloni- tujhe kaya hua hai abhi hum ettne bade dhuk sai bhar nahi nikale aur tuh
maa koo ek aur dhuk dena cahata hai
Chal mere saath jara

Woh mujhe ek room mai lekar gayi jaha sab thi

Mai- tum sab yaha kaise

Riccha - tumnai hum sabkoo dhoke mai rakaha haa

Mai- tum yeh naa khoo toh sahi hoga aur masoom tumhe sab pata hai phir bhi

Devika - app shannt raahiye

Riccha - yeh sab tumhari vajah sai hua hai naa tum aati naa kisi ko sach pata
chalata

Mai- tum ess sai asse baat nahi kar sakati hoo tum nahi jaanti ki ess nai kitana
khuch khoya hai mere liye

Saloni- toh kaya ahasaan kar rahe hoo ess par

Mai- didi abb app hadd kat rahi hoo

Saloni- toh mar de mujhe aur le le apni jaan ka ahasaan
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Devika - chii app ki soch kitani ghatiya hai ennke payaar ko ahsaan ka naam de
rahi hoo

Mai - toh kaya aap logo dhikawa kar rahe the tab sai

Arav - bhai yeh logo toh ladnai lage

Janu- bhai aap bich mai naa padoo abhi

Saloni- dhekhoo tumnai esski jaan bachayi ess liye shukriya par Yeh abb kisi sai
shaddi nahi karega

Riccha - haa aapnai sahi kaha

Mai - ek minute ek minute maine apnne haathoo ko gumaya aur kamare ko sound
proof kar diya

Mai- continue karoo

Sona - dev yeh sab aakhir hai kaya

Mai chup chaap jakr beth gaya

Riccha - tum kon hoti hoo yeh pucchane wali

Sona - joh tum bhi nahi hoo

Masoom - kaya app sab ladana band karoge ess sai khuch nahi milega

Janu- haa tujhe apna hak mill gaya naa ess liye


Edhar mai aur arav bus unnhe dhek rahe the aur


Arav - bhai teri laganai waali hai





Mai - nahi lag gayi hai

Arav - yaar maine socha ki sab ek hoo jayengi

Mai - maine bhi par bhai yeh 21vi sadi hai khuch bhi hoga yaha


Arav- yaar maine kaya kar diya

Mai- tuh bhi shai hai maine toh apni bhen ke liye jaan de di tunne usse mukable
khuch nahi kiya

Arav - ab esaka haal kase nikalega


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Mai- assa karata huu yah sai kahi dur bhaag jata hu

Arav - janu koo leta jaa

Mai- tuh bhi naa bhai bus majak kar raha th

Arav - woh dhek aa gaya tera majak



Saloni - tum yaha shannti sai kaise beth sakete hoo

Mai- aap log phele lad lo

Devika mere pass akar beth gayi - mai toh aapke saath hamesha huu

Sona - par hum nahi uss din mujhe ek ladke ke saath dhek liya toh etna badak
gaye aur aaj khud par sharam nahi aa rahi

Mai - tum sab hi toh kahti thi humme koi pareshani nahi

Saloni - toh kaya tuh sabse shaadi karata pherega maa mar dalegi tujhe

Mai - ussi liye toh ab tak khuch kiya nahi

Saloni- chal chal etna shida mat ban sab jante hai ki ladke kaise hote hai

Mai- app etna kyu bol rahi hoo yeh aapka matter nahi hai

Janu bhi mere pass aa gayi - mai bhi tumhare saath huu joo bhi hoo ab.

Sona - tum dono pagal hoo gayi hoo

Devika - nahi bus hum samaye ki nazakat ko samajh rahe hai

Riccha - kaise manaogi apne ghar waloo aur logo koo

Janu- usski chinata mai aage chod deti huu kaya hua mai usski tension kyu loo

Mai - masoom tumhe kaya hua kyu chup hoo

Masoom - kaya bolo khuch baccha hi nahi hai

Devika - aisa karti huu ki tum sabki yaadass mai sai ennko nikal deti huu


Hum sabki nazar sidhe ussi par gayi yeh kaya bol diya ess nai

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ABB AGE


Shikha -wohh ..................

Dhaadh

Mai- yej goli kaha sai kahli

Mai turant bhagata hua andar aaya toh waha par 5 log guns lekar khade the

Ussnai ek aur fire kiya

Goli pari ki body sai chu kar niche gir gayi


Adami-bhenchod essi goli lag kyu nahi rahi hai

(App logo ko dyaan hoga jab dev nai pari ko bacchaya tha tab apana kavach
pehenaa diya tha aur vapas nahi kiya kabhi kabhi khuch baate bhulana bhi accha
hota hai

Sabnai ek saath fire kiya mai tezzi sai uske aage aa gaya aur haath faila diye
4ro goliya mere haatho mai lagi


Mai aage bhadha aur talwar nikal kar unnki gardan ek jahtke mai uda di

Pari akar mera haath dhekene lagi

Pari- bhai app yeh kavach le loo aapka khoon nikal raha hai

Maine uska cehara pakada - tujhe bhadh kar nahi hai mera khoon abhi band hoo
jayega

Sab logo muh khole humme dhekh rahe the maine etna bhi dayaan nahi diya ki waha
par sabhi the mai saayad shikha ke pass gaya tabhi aaye honge

Mai- arav bhai jara etnki body ka khuch kar aur app sab log jo bhi puchana hai
devika bata degi aapkoo

Arav - bhai chal humme hi thikane lagana hoga ennhe

Mai- huuu chal

Phir humm dono unnki lassh ko lekar picche kheto mai aa gaye

Mai store room mai gaya aur khudayii ka samman lekar aaya

Aur hum dono gadha khodane lage todi dher baad

Arav- huuuuhhhuuhhh bhai yaar apne bhaiyoo ka khuch kar saale har baar khuch
naya soch lete hai

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Mai pasina pochate hue -huuuhhufffffff haa bhai karta huu khuch haramaiyoo ki
vajah sai aaj khudayi karnai pad rahi hai

Arav- kaya bola be

Mai- abe khudayi not ...

Arav - haa haa samajh gaya bheno yeh saala gadha humme gadha naa banawa de maine
fawada side mai rakaha aur khudi hui mitti par beth gaya woh bhi mere saath beth
gaya

Mai-yaar jadu sai sab khuch kitana assan hai par sala boring bhi

Arav- abe time bhi. Bachata hai naa

Mai- chal be mujhe hi pata hai saala essi ki wajagh sai saari mujhe kichati
raheti hai kyuki mai kabhi bhi kahi bhi jaa sakaata hu

Arav -waise tere maje hai bhai yaar har ek chiz hai terre pass

Mai- par kaya fayada jab enn sabke liye time hi nahi milata hai


Arav - bhai cia ki baaja di ek aur kah raha hi time nahi milata hai

Mai- par yaar mujhe lagata hai Ki mai khuch jada tezz jaa raha huu toda tharaw
lana padega apni life mai

Arav- toh apne har kaam koo agent ke dimag sai solve kar aur yeh talwar aur yeh
yaha sai waha fudakana band kar de

Mai- haa sahi kaha ek minute kaya bola saale fudakana ruk maine usska sir pakad
kar mitti mai gussa diya aur chhod diya

Arav- tuuhhhhtuuhhhhfffuuuhhh aabe yeh kaya kiya saara face kaharab kar diya
shai baat bataoto toh bhi galat hai

Mai - haa chal tunne joh bola sahi hai

Fir hummnai usski lassho ko dafana diya aur andar aaye jaha mahol kaafi garam
tha

Mousi - eenta bada hoo gaya hai tuh ki humm sai yeh sab chupaya haa bol

Mai- woh mousi

Mousi- chal tujhe shaktiya milli toh thik par yeh shadi bhi kar lii accha hua ki
devika nai bata diya warana humme pata nahi chalata ki masoom aur riccha humari
bhau hai

Maine devika ki taraf dhekha
Ussnai aapni aakhe jhuka dii mai samajh gaya ki ussnai jada khuch nahi baataya
hai bus utana hi jitna chachi aur maa ko pata hai

Mai -sorry mousi aab aage sai nahi hoga

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Kiran (bua 2)- aur humm teeno sai toh tuhe milene kaa time nahi hai naa

Rani(bua 1)/Deepa (bua3)- haa shai kaha humme hai koon

Mai unnke pass gaya aur beth gaya - ayye app logo gussa mat ho mai sabke ghar
aunga aur 15 din rukunga bus

Rani - jaane de jhug mat bol

Mai - nhi sacch kah raha huu

Deepa - chal thik hai par yeh bata tujhe aur koi naam nahi mila joker ke alawa

Saare log hasane lage

Kiran - aaye chup karoo tum sab joker bhale hoo naam par ess sai aache acchoo ki
gilli hoo jati hai maine dhekhi hai esski fight sabji ki tarah katata hai yeh

Rani - accha beta g
Yeh bata ki yehi sab karega yaa sahi sai settle hoga abb do do biwiya hai toh
kaise sambhlega ennhe humare patiyoo sai hum hii nagi sambhalti hai

Dad - sachi kaha bhena mere sai bhi nahi sabhati hai yeh

Maa- accha raat koo miloo baatati huu aapkoo

Dad - uuhhh aare kaya karti hoo bacche hai yaha

Maa- bacche kaha baache woh koi baccha nahi hai shaadiya toh asse karata hai
jaise sabkoo ek saath indian ki cricket mai bharti kareyega


Mousi - kaya matlab

Mai- arre khuch nahi woh majak kar rahi hai aacha aaplog kaam karo mai aata huu
mousi jara bhai ki bike ki chaabhi dena

Mousi - jaa payal jaara usske chaahhi de de

Maine chaabhi li aur bike lekar nikalne hi wala tha kii

Masoom - rukoo kaha jaa rahe hoo

Mai- khuch nahi asse hi

Masoom- ennhe saath. Lete jaoo

Maine dhekha sona sir jhuka kar khadi thi

Mai - chloo bethoo fir

Mai usse lekar nikal pada jungle ki taraf

Kaafi dher baad


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Mai- kaya huaa aaj tum chup kyu hoo

Sona - khuch nahi soch rahi hu ki kaya .....

Mai - haa bolo

Sona - kaya sach mai tum mujhe payaar karete hoo yaa fir aapni jaan bachane ka
ahassan pura kar rahe hoo

Mai- aisa khuch nhai hai par mai tumhe batana caahunga ki meri andar ek shakti
hai joo tum sabkoo meri taraf attract karati hai

Sona mujhe picche sai pakadati huii - joh bhi hoo par ek baat bataoo app humm
sabkoo kaise sambhaloo app ek aur sab 5 hai

Mai- woh sab mai dhekh lunga bus tum sab ek saath suhagaraat mai mat mannanai
koo kahana

Ussne mere seene mai nakhun chuba diye

Mai-- ahhhh kaya kar rahi hoo

Sona - badi jaldi hai suhagraat kii

Mai - kyu tumhe nahi kaya

Sona - jada mat udoo abhi ussmai time hai

Maine bike roki

Sona -kaya huaa

Mai - woh saamnai jharana dhekh rahi hoo waha ek bahut bada desh hai par waha ka
raja todha saa sanaki hai

Sona - usske andar janna hai

Mai- nahi pagal waha gaye aur bhar aaye toh 1 mahina kahatam hoo jayega

Sona- accha yeh wahi jagah hai kaya

Mai - haa wahi jagah hai

Sona - kitna accha sunder saa hai

Mai- kaya bola sunder saa

Sona- haa kitana chotta saa dhik nahi raha kaya




Maine usse pakada aur kiss kar diya aur usski aakhoo
Maine usski aakho par haath rakaha aur picche hat gaya

Mai- abb dhekhoo maine apana haath hata diya
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Sona nai jaise hi dhekha

Sona- wow it's amazing




Mai- jab tumnai chhota kaha toh bada ajjeb laga

Sona- ek minute jab tum vaise bhi kar sakete the toh fir kiss kyu kiya

Mai- jaoo mai baat nahi karata manna kiya naa mera mind mat read kiya karoo


Mai waha sai aage bhadh gaya

Sona - sunoo toh sahi

Mai- nhi mujhe tumsai baat nahi karanai hai

Sona- aare maaf kar do naa mai aage aisa nahi karungi

Mai aage bhad ja paani ke jharnai mai jaane. Hii wala tha ki ussnai mujhe pakad
kiya

Sona- please aisa mat karoo nahi toh mai roo dungi

Maine usse khicha aur pathar ke sahare kadha kar diyaa

Aur usske chin(todhi)ko toda saa uthaya

Mai dhirre sai - accha tum roo dogi

Sona -haa mai roo dungi

Maine usse pakada aur pani ke andar aa gaya

Sona -yeh kaya kiya mai gilli hoo gayi

Mai- sach baatoo tum gilli hoo gayi

Sona- haaa mai ....you ...naughty todha sharam karoo

Mai- bhige hai hum bhige hoo tum
Chodo bhi do ab yeh sharamna
Aur bolo dil sai ki tumhe chaand par hai janna

Sona- chaad par kyu jana mujhe toh tumhsai hai dil lagana
Eetnai bhi kaya jaldi hai toda sabra karoo ek din tumhi ko hai sab dhikhana

Maine uski kamar pakadi ussnai mere shirt ke batan

Aur kiss shuru hoo gayi



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Sona ki smooching teezz honne lagii ussnai dono hatho sai meri garadan pakadi
aur jeeb mere muh mai daal dii

Mai usske kapdo ke andar sai haath daal kar usske mulayam pit koo sahala raha
tha

Ki ussnai kiss todhi

Sona- hhhhhuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhfuuuuuhhhhhhhhh woh apni saase sambhal rahi par mujhe
toh abhi aur caahiye

Maine usse khicha aur usski gardan par panii ke saath usse chusanai laga

Sona - ohhhh siiiiiii mat karoo naa mujhsai yaha bardash nahi hota

Mai - toh mat karoo naa kon kaha raha hai karnai koo

Sona - aahhhh nahi nahii waha nahi oohhhh my godd uffffff toda aram sai karoo
naa chochlate nahi huu joo asse chuus........sshhiiiiiaram sai


Mai ussi chuchiyoo koo masal aur chus raha tha

Mai- yeh meri favrouite chochlate hai jismai dood bhi aata hai

Sona - ohhhhh haaa asse hii par abhi nahi aayega naa

Mai- muuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh yeh panni ki bunde tumhari sharir par padte hi mitti lag
rahi hai


Ussnai mujhe dhaka diya aur aage bhad gayi maine usse usse picche sai pakad
liya

Sona -ouuuch aare abb bus bhi katoo kaya yahi shuhagraat mana loge

Mai- man toh kar raha haii

Sona-aaj bada payaar aa raha hai mujhe milane kyu nahi aate jab etna payaar aata
hai mujh par

Mai- ab toh tum mere saath hii rahogii

Sona - haa wohh toh ooohhh nahi nahi dev waha nahi

Maine usski jeans mai haath dal diya -todaha saa bus

Sona- ok thik hai jada nahi warana fir mujhe mat kahna kaya karwa diyaa

Maine haath aage bhadane hi gaya kii


Guuuhhhh guuuuhhhhhhhh

Mera face doo minute mai murjha gaya


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Sona mere seene par sir rakh kar hasane lagi

Mai bhi todha saa hasa aur phone utha liya

Mai - haa maa kaya hua

Maa - kaya hua ke baache saa. Yaha hai aur tuh waha kaya kar raha hai

Mai- aaya bus maa aaya

Maa- jaldi aa aaj ladkoo waalo ke ghar janna hai

Mai- ji aaya bus todhi der mai

Call cut

Sona tezz teZz hasani lagi

Mai- dhekhoo asse mat hasoo

Sona - apna face dhekhoo jaise kisi baache kaa khilona chin liya assi shakal
bannayi hai tumnaii

Mai- aagali baar nahi chodunga dhekhana

Sona - phele apne ess phone koo band rakaha karoo

Mai - eeski tohhh maii aaree nahii

Guuse mai sala phone pani mai gir gaya

Maine pani mai jakar phone nikala aur bhar aaya

Sona- haaaa haaaaa haaaa karoo gussa aur karoo

Usski hasi dhekh kar todhi irritation hoo rahi thi par dill koo uss sai kahi
jada sukoon mil raha tha

Mai- chale abbb yaha yahi comedy show khulawa doo

Sona - haa haa chalooo fuuhhhhhh ji maa abhi aayaa sorry sorry

Mai- abb bus bhi karoo naa

Sona - sorry chaloo

Phir mai bike par usse lekar nikala

Sona - waise yaha aaye kyu the

Mai- mai toh agency jaa raha tha tum aa gayi toh soccha tumhe ghuma jaaauuu

Sona- saach mai aaj mai bhaut khush huu

Mai- par mai nahi




Sona- aare kyu dil chhota karate hoo mai tuhari toh huu kaha bhaagi jaa rahii
huu

Mai- wohh toh par mere saath har baar asse hii hota hai koi naa koi bich mai
taang aada deta hai

Sona- toh kisi angargi mam ko pata loo aur jaate hi shuru hoo jana

Mai- maaaiii.........nahhi kaya bol rahii hoo

Sona- aare hakala kyu rahe hoo mind padhu kaya

Mai- nahi tumhe meri kasam

Sona-yeh kasam wasam mat diya karoo tumnai mana kar diya wahi bhaut hai abbb
chaloo jaldii

Mai bike kii speed bhadaha diii aajj toh baal baal bach gaya

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Mai ghar aaya aur bike ko park kar ke andar gaya

Payal- aa gaya kaha tha etnai dher sai

Mai- bus asse hi ghumane gaya tha

Payal- tujhe jana nahi hai kaya

Mai- kaha janna hai

Payal- tilak ceremony hai naa kal usski tayari karani hai

Mai- toh vo sab toh bhai karata hai naa

Payal- bus dhikha diya naa parayapann

Mai- aare didi mai kah raha huu ki woh sab manav bhai karange naa

Saloni -haa par aur kaam nahi kar sakata kaya tuh



Mai-kaya karana hai

Payal - yeh bhai pata nahi kisi kaam mai busy hai tuh jakar kapade lekar aa jo
kal unnki family koo denna hai


Mai- accha toh list doo naa ki kitanae bacche hai addami hai aur kitnai ladkiya
yaa aurate hai sab lee aata huu

Payal- maa lenna woh list

Mousi -abhi laayai pata nahi kaha rakh dii hai

Mai- aap log nikaloo mai aaya

Saloni - abb kaha chala

Mai- kaya abb bathroom bhi naa jau

Saloni- toh khadda kaya jaa naa

Mai waha sai bathroom mai gaya aur halaka hua

Kdev- kaya kar raha be

Mai- muth mar raha huu saale dhik nahi raha kaya

Kdev- tere bus kaa aur khuch. Naa hai

Mai- abhi tujhsai bhes kaa time nahi hai bhaut kaam hai

Kdev - yaar ek baar meera sai milawa de naa

Mai- hup baad mai abhi kaam hai

Knock knock

Mai- aaya

Mai bhar aaya

Dad - kaya kar raha tab sai aur baats kis sai kar raha hai

Mai- khuch nahi woh buss asse hii gane gaa raha tha

Dad nai mera shir chua - dimag par chot nahi lagi teri

Mai- aaya mousi dad baad mai baat karana

Maine list lii par yaar ladkiyoo aur auratoo kaa mujhe kaya pata kaa aacha
lagega

Payal didi apne baal sahi kaarti hui mere pass aayi -yeh lee card

Mai- abb app galat baat kar rahi hoo


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Payal- kaya hau abb tujhe

Mai- bhai bolati hoo aur paise deti hoo etnae sai kaam ke liye

Payal- aare bhaut jada hoga samajha

Mai- 100-200 carore todhi lagenge

Mousi/mousa - kaya bola 100carore hai tere pass

Oye teri jaban fisal gayi

Mai-arre kaya baat karate hoo mousa jii raw kaa agent huu koi anil ambani kaa
damad nahi

Payal - phir bhi le jaa kam pade toh esse use kar lenna

Mai-kaha naa nahi caahiye

Saloni- chilla kyu raha rahene doo naa app jab esski jeb khaali hogi toh maja
aayega

Yaar saari baat ek taraf pata nahi kyu mujhe yeh baat acchi nahi lagi

Mai- accha yeh baat hai toh didi jara unnhe phone lagoo

Payal- kise

Mai- jija ji koo

Mousa -aare tujhe kaya hua

Mai- app lagoo toh sahi

Kiran - kaya karana caah raha hai

Mai- arre meri bua aabb bus app dhekati jaoo

Payal- mere pass noo nahi hai

Mai- chaloo abb jhut chodo samajhi

Payal didi mujhe khich kar bhar le gayi aur ek chapat mere sir par mara

Payal- sab ke sammnai bolana jaruri hai kaya

Mai- aap bhi naa noo doo natak kyu kar rahi hoo

Payal- dhek unka pariwar toda uss type kaa hai kah khuch galat mat bola denna

Mai- matab

Payal- bus etna bata duu ki mama(mere dad ) ke relation aur dad ke business ki
vajagh sai uhhonai kaafi badi rakam maangi hai

Mai- matalab dahej (dowary)

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Payal - haa aaj kal yeh common hai

Mai- yeh girkanooni hai

Payal- jaane de tere jija ji kaafi aache hai bus unnke ghar waale toda saa hai
bus

Mai- kitnae maage hai

Payal - jaane dee naa le tuh no le payaar sai baat karana

Mai- abb toh karani hii padagi

Payal- dhekh yeh araange sai jada love marriage hai toh khuch galat mat bol
denaa

Mai- ekk baat batoo tab sai apnai pan kaa dindhora pit rakaha hai aur mujhe
khuch bataya nahi

Payal- dad nai manna kiya tha kahi mama madad naa kare essi liye

Mai- thik hai doo

Maine noo liya aur arav ko bulaya aur usse baat batayi

Arav- dhekh kanoon toh hai yaar par bhai teri bhen ki life kaa sawal hai rahaene
dee

Mai-yaar phir unnhe dhikhana padega ki yeh rajput family kaya chiz hai

Arav -matlab kaya

Mai- rukk

Maine phone milaya

Mai- hello namaste jija ji

Viraj- namaste kon hai manav

Mai- nahi mai unka chhota bhai dev bol raha huu

Viraj - haa bolo kaya baat hai

Mai- mai kahana caah raha huu ki kal sabkoo denne hai gifts toh kyu naa unnke
pasand ke hi diye jaaye

Viraj-matalb kaya hai

Mai- yahi kii aap sabkoo lekar aa jaaye kisi bhi mall mai aur joh bhi lenna hai
le le

Viraj - huuu ek minute ek baat baatoo payal nai bataya tha kii usske dad ko
dikat hai abhi unn paiso ko bhi ekkhata karnr mai phir etna charcha kyuu

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Mai- waise kitana hai

Viraj-10carore hai

Mai- kaya 10 carore

Viraj - dhekhoo mai toh phele bhi esske khilaf huu maine uss sai kaha ki humm
bhaag kar shaadi kar lete hai par woh kahati hai ki pariwar ke saath rahana hii
sahi hai

Mai- aapko sharam nahi aati shaadi hoo rahi yaa saman ki sell hoo rahi hai mana
ki unnka business hai par etna yeh jada nahi hai

Viraj- dhekhoo abb ess baat kaa koi matlab nahi hai saari baate hoo gayi hai

Mai- chaloo phir app logo koo bhi pata chalana caahiye ki saayad yeh joh aanai
maanga hai naa eetna toh hum ghumani mai uda dete hai

Viraj - aakhir tum hoo kon

Mai- kabhi naam suna hai mashoor industrialist suraj rajput kaa naam mai unnka
beta hu

Viraj- kaya par unnka beta toh kisi accident mai mara gaya tha

Mai- kyu jinda koo mar rahe hoo aur rahi baat meri bhen ki toh unnki baat mai
aapsai mil kar karunga

Viraj - kal hii kar lete hai sab

Mai- accha kal toh phir tilak ke baad chaenge

Viraj- ok thik hai

Call cut

Arav- karana kaaya caah raha hai tuh

Mai- bus dil too tasali

Mai andar gaya

Saloni- gaya nahi abhi tak

Mai- payal didi app mousa ji aur mousi jara room mai anna
Bina khuch bole

Mai room mai chala gaya todi dher baad sab aaye

Mousa - kaya baat hai beta

Maine saari baate unnhe baatayi ki kaha jaanna hai aur kab

Payal- tuh pagal hoo gaya hai kaya

Mousa- beta dhekho mai bhai shab sai pasie nahi le sakata huu
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Mai- unnka ek paisa nahi lagega sab khuch mera hai

Payal- kyu kar raha hai yeh sab

Mai- kaya matalab kyu kaya bus mai yaha kahnne aur shaadi mai namaste karanai
aaya huu

Mousa - par beta woh log acche nahi damad ji ko chod kar

Mai- sabkoo thik kar dunga mai

Woh tenno chup hoo gaye

Mai- kaya hua

Mousi-wohhh.wohh

Mai- woh kaya

Payal- teri aakhe kaisi hoo gayi hai

Maine apni aakhe band ki aur shir jahataka

Meri aakhe phir normal huii

Mai- abb aap logo chinta chodo aur aram karoo abb shaadhi mujh par chhod doo

Mousa -par beta kaya yeh thik hoga

Mai- kaya abhi tak joo hua thik hua aap logo nai hummr batana hi jaruri nahi
samajha abb joo hoga kal hogaa

Payal - kahi khuch galat naa hoo jaye

Mai- aap darati kyu hoo abhi mai zinda huuu naa

Payal- tuh kar toh lega naa

Mai- daroo mat sab hoo jayega
Abb aap jaao mai chala sonne subah utha dena

Woh sab chale gaye maine sandy aur shiva ko phone kar ke sab samjhaya
aur soo gaya

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ABB AGE


Pari - bhai uthoo naa bhai





Mai-aaaahhhhh ouuuhhhh kaya hai sonne de naa kitna accha sapna hai

Pari- sapana kaisa sapana

Mai- jaa naa preshan mat karr
Maine takiye sai shir dhak liya

Usse usse khich liya

Pari - abb uthoo bhi didi ke waha janna hai

Mai jhaat sai uth gaya -kaya hua time kaya hua woh log gaye toh nahi

Pari- aare etna mat ghabroo abhi 6beje hai

Mai- toh phir jagaya kyu

Pari- aapkoo mere liye time hi nahi hai toh mai hii aa gayi

Maine usska gaal sahalaya -kaya hua meri pari koo

Woh meri god mai late gayi

Pari- bhai app abb mujhsai dhur kyu rahete hoo abb mere pass bhi nahi sotte hoo

Mai - aare aisa khuch nahi hai pagal mai bus busy rahata huu bus

Pari - bhai kyu karte hoo etna kaam ki humare liye time hi nahi hai

Mai-aare bus ghar jaane dee fir sab ek minute kaya bola hum sab kon hai yaha
aur

Pari- aa jaoo naa andar

Tabhi gate khula aur sab andar aa gayi

Maine chadar khich mai raat ko shirt nikal kar soo gaya tha

Pari- kaya hua aap toh ladkiyoo ki tarah saharama rahe hoo

Mai- kaya baat hai tum sab yaha

Pari- asse mat baat karoo waise hi sab dhukhi hai

Mai- aare kya kyu dhukhi hoo

Kirti mere pass aayi - bhai kal jo bhi humare bhaiyoo nai karaya usske liye
sorry

Mai chadar upar karata hua -aare aisa khuch nahi hai wo alag hai tum sab alag
hoo

Ritu - phir aap humsai mile kyu nahi ettnai din sai

Mai- phele jara almari mai sai ek tshirt nikal kar denna phir baat karta huu
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Ritu nai ek white tshirt di
Mai- abb udhar dhekhoo

Kirti - kaya bhai pari ke saamnai asse hi the aur humare saamnae

Mai- accha thik hai maine cahadar hata di aur tshirt phen nai laga

Kasish andar aati hui -tum sab yaha kaya ............woh mujhe dhekhti hui chup
hoo gayii




Maine jaldi sai phena aur

Mai- haa abb bola kaya hua

Ritu - kaya body hai bhai

Mai- dhekha mai essi liye nahi hata raha tha aur tum kaya ghur rahi hoo kaya
kaam hai

Kasish - hhuuuuuuuuu

Mai- kaya kaam hai

Kasish -woh did bula rahi hai enn sabkoo

Mai- jaoo kah doo nahi anangi abhi meeting chal rahi

Kasish waha sai chali gayi

Mai- haa bolo naa kaya baat hai

Kirti - bhai hum bhi chale aapke saath

Mai - puchana kaya hai chaloo naa

Ritu- maine toh phele hii kaha tha bhai mana nahi karenge woh dono chali gayi

Mai- wah bhai kam hua nahi bhul gayi

Pari-appko kaya caahiye mai de deti huu

Mai-mujhe kaya caahiye

Ussnai mere gaalo par ek kiss ki

Pari-yeh sahi kaha naa

Mai - haa ha meri payari pari chal mai tayaar hota huu aur jara jakar dhekh koi
delivery truck aaya kaya

Pari-kaya mangwaya hai


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Mai- jakar dhek lee khud arav ko leti jana saath mai aata huu

Mai usske baad nahane cahala gaya

Woh nicche gayi

Pari - didi arav bhai kaha

Saloni- pata nahi

Janu- woh bhar gaye hai koi aaya hai

Pari doth kar bahar gayi

Arav- shiva waise hai kaya essmai

Shiva- bhai nai khuch car manwayi hai wahi hai

Pari- car bhai nai mangawi

Sandy-aare pari tum

Pari-app mujhe jannte hai

Shiva - yeh naam hum aur chera kaise bhul sakete hai jab bhi milete hai tumhari
hii baate karate hai pari assi hai pari waise hai

Pari- jhuth bol rahe hoo app

Sandy- yeh kabhi jhutt nahi bolata

Arav-abe ess abb khologe yaa nahi

Mai-aare aa gaye tum dono

Woh dono mere pass aaye aur gale mile

Mai-kaise hoo dono

Shiva- acche hai aapki dua sai maa aur bhena bahut yaad karti hai

Mai-auunga kabhi chaloo jara didar toh karu apni jaano ke

Arav- essmai bhi ladkiya hai kaya

Mai-chup bee yeh toh mere hobby hai joh mai kaafi dino sai chhod chuka tha abb
noo more gayab abb toh bus udunga


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Pari - wow bhai its really mindblowing fantastic

Mai- yaar kaha tha naa ek red bhi lanna dono nilli

Sandy - sorry bhai red wali kaa raat ki vajagh sai nahi hoo paya

Mai - abb ennhe utaar bhii doo

Shiva - accha hua bhai yeh jada dhur nahi hai highway sai warana dikaat hoo
jaati

Phir dono cars ko nicche utara

Mai andar gaya pari unn sabkoo lekar

Mousa- beta kaafi tume lagega jaane mai chale abbb


Mai- haa didi app tayar nahi hui kaya

Mousi - beta ladki nahi jaati hai waha

Mai-pata hai aap jaoo toh sahi

Payal- are karna kaya chaahata hai

Mai- aapko meri kasam jaaoo abhi koi khuch nahi kahega

Maa- yeh ladana pagal hoo gaya hai

Dad -eeska illaj karana hoga

Kiran- buss karoo aap logo abb woh accha bura soch skata hai aur bhuloo mat woh
kaya hai

Sab ekdum chup hoo gaye

Fir sab khuch tayaar hua aur mai unnhe lekar nikala apni saath

Payal didi meri car mai thi aur picche waali mai bhene aur picche bhi kayi
gaadiya thii jismai dad aur mousa jii the

Mai- haa shiva bhenoo koo lekar mall lekar jaa mai aata huu niapata kar

Payal-dev kaya kar raha hai enntni mahangi cars kyu

Mai- kaha mahangi hai picche wali bus 9carore ki hai

Payal- kaya aur yeh

Mai-sayad 30

Payal-kaya par kyu

Mai- mujhe kaya pata aapki car hai aap janoo

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Payal - meri car

Maine ek file unnhe de di

Usse padkar woh rone lagi

Mane gaadi side mai roki picche bhi sab ruk gaye

Woh bus rooye jaa rahi thi mere samajh mai nahi aaya maine galat kiya yaa sahi

Mousa jii aaye maine sisa niche kiya

Mousa -kaya huaa aarre yeh kyu roo rahi hai


Unnhone file unnhe de dii

Mousa ji roone lage

Mai- mousa ji app file doo aur joo bhi baat hai baad mai kar lenge app jaoo sab
khuch kare aur unnhe mall lekar aa jaye wahi milunga ennka mood thik karana hai

Mousa - thik hai beta jaa

Woh chale gaye

Mai apni bhenoo ki car ke sath nikala mall

Mai-kaya hua aap abb chup bhi hoo jaoo

Payal roote hue - etna sab kyu kar raha hai mere liye

Mai - kyuki app meri didi ho meri payari didi

Payal- tuh sach mai bada hoo gaya hai

Mai-abhi bhaut khuch baaki hai

Payal -abb kaya hai yeh car mere nam par hai aur 100 carore mere account mai
phir aur kaya

Mai- aapke sasural waloo koo jahataka

Payal- kaya matalb

Mai- meri bhen koo saaman bana diya unn sabnai abb dhekhana naa aapsai maafi
mangi toh mera naam bhi dev nahi

Payal- kaya karnai wala hai tuh

Maine ek phone milaya -haa hua kaya kaam

Sandy -ho gaya bhai

Todhi der baad phone aaya didi ko


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Viraj-payal payal

Payal-haa kaya hua etna ghbara kyu rahe hoo

Viraj- payal mere gahr par income tax ki rade hui hai pata nahi kyu sab humari
property ko seal kar rahe hai


Officer - aaye mistre tumnai phone kaise chua mana kiya tha

Payal-kaya hoo raha hai waha

Officer nai phone liya - dhkiyee app jo bhi hoo enke yaha rade padk hai ennke
pass ennki company ke khilaf case darj hua yai ki ennhone property ki
information chupayi taaki tax naa bharana pade abb aap rakahnai kaa kast kare

Maine phone liya -haa hello mishra jii

Mishra- hello kon

Mai- aare mai dd bol raha huu bhul gaye kaya

Mishra-aare dd sahab aap kaya hua aaj etnai dino baad sunni aapki awaj aur sab
thik

Mai-haa sab accha aur aapki ladki kaisi hai

Mishra -aapki dua sai thik hai warana ajj bhi humm usse yahi dudate aur woh
instambul waale usse mar hii dete

Mai-arre jaane doo aacha kaya hau kyu tang kar rahe hoo humare jija koo

Mishra- kaya aapke jija ji hai hume kaya pata subah ek call aayi ki yaha aisa
case hai toh aa gaye hum humara kaam hi yahi hai

Mai- accha abb koi jungayish hai kaya

Mishra - aaree kaisi baat karate hoo aapke log humare log sab chaloo yaha sai

Mai-accha ess baat ko yahi daba dijeyega

Mishra- kis baat koo

Mai-ha ha ha aaccha thik koi baat hui hii nahi

Maine phone kat diya

Payal - yeh kaise baate kar raha hai

Mai- agents toh khula baat karte hai aap nahi samjhogi

Payal- yeh sab kyu kiya tunne

Mai- maine kaya kiya unnhoone tax nahi bhara toh pakade jayenge naa

Payal- yeh joker sunna par dd kaya hai

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Mai- app bua dev hi yaad rakhoo woh dono naam mere pagalpann ki nishani hai

Udhar

Mishara - kaya bhai bata diya karoo naa ki aap log dd ke rishatedaar hoo

Virajdad - kon dd

Mishra- yeh dd ki bhen kaa sasural hai naa

Viraj - dd hai kon

Mishra - azzeb baat karte hoo abhi baat hui naa unnsai

Viraj-woh toh meri wife hai

Mishra- haa toh unnke bhai hai dd abhi baat hui unnsai

Viraj mom -toh kaya ab nahi hogi rade

Mishra- kabhi sunna hai chaat ke nicche kahde hokar barish mai bhig gaye

Viraj dad - nahi toh par

Mishara- arre baba jab dd nai kah diya toh app log bhigane sai bach gaye par
aage nahi saayad par ek baat batoo yeh extra 5carore ka locker kaa ka chakar
hai

Viraj- woh asse hii

Mishra- karoo bhai dubra shuru karoo

Viraj mom-arre nahi woh humari badi bhau ke ghar waloo nai diya hai

Mishra- bole toh dowary haa sahi kaha naa

Viraj- jii

Mishra- sharam karoo khuch dd ke rishtedaar hokar dowary jaise kaam chii chii
aaccha dd ki bhen sai nahi manga naa

Viraj dad - nahi nahi khuch nahi manga hai

Mishra- accha hai warana pata bhi nahi chagega ki dowary lenne gaye aur var ke
doo tukade kara kar aaye

Viraj bhai- aap dara rahe hoo kaya humme

Mishra- dar ke rahoo warana kab gardan ud jaye bhagwan jaane chaloo sab yaha

Mishra apnai aadamiyoo koo lekar niakala waha sai




Mishra- dar ke rahoo warana kab gardan ud jaye bhagwan jaane chaloo sab yaha




Mishra apnai aadamiyoo koo lekar niakala waha sai