GANNE KI MITHAS--38
gataank se aage......................
maine socha ab kya karu, tabhi chanda ki najar mujh par pad gai aur maine use chup rahne ka ishara karte huye
use chupke se apne pass bula liya aur phir usse maine puchha tere baba kaha hai,
chanda- vah to ramu bhaiya ke sath talab ki aur gaye hai aur kah rahe the ki aapse milne ja rahe hai, maine
puchha kya ramu ki tabiyat thik ho gai hai tab chanda ne kaha ha ramu bhaiya ab bilkul thik hai, mai ulte panv
talab ki aur chal diya tab mujhe dono ek ped ke niche bethe najar aa gaye aur mai unke paas pahuch gaya,
hariya- aaiye babuji, kal to aap bina mile hi chale gaye mai kitni der tak aapki rah dekhta raha,
raj- are hariya dost kal bagiche mai hi bahut der ho gai thi aur maine socha ab tumhe kyo pareshan karu isliye
mai sidhe ghar chala gaya tha,
hariya- muskurate huye phir babbu ji kal to aapko maja aa gaya hoga
raj- ha hariya kal jaisa maja to bhul nahi sakta hu vakai bahut maja aaya mujhe sangita ko chod kar,
ramu- babuji hame bhi apni bahan nimmo ko chodne mai bada maja aata tha,
hariya- hame bhi babuji tarah tarah ki aurto ko chodne mai bada maja aata hai,
raj- hariya aur ramu tum dono ko mere liye ek kam karna hoga,
hariya- aap boliye to sahi babuji hum dono aapke liye hamesha taiyar hai, kyo ramu
ramu- bilkul kaka, boliye babuji kya bat hai,
raj- to phir meri bat bade dhyan se sunna aur jo mai kah raha hu usme jara bhi chuk nahi honi chahiye ek bar
yah plan success ho gaya phir to maja aa jayega aur phir maine un dono ko bade bariki se apne plan ke bare mai
sabhi bate samjha kar mai vaha se vapas ghar aa gaya ghar aane ke bad maine kuchh jaruri kam nipatane ke
bad agle din mai subah subah site par jane se pahle sidhe apne nautanki wale dost rajan ke pass pahuch gaya,
rajan- kya bat hai raj bahut dino bad dost ki yaad aai hai jarur sale kuchh kam hoga mujhse,
raj- abe bina kam ke bhala mai tujhe kyo pareshan karne laga,
rajan- chal ab jyada hoshiyari mat dikha aur mudde ki bat kar jiske liye tu yaha aaya hai,
raj- yaar rajan mujhe ek din ke liye do jod vah dress chahiye jinhe pahan kar tu daku banta hai aur sath mai teri
vah nakli banduk bhi chahiye,
rajan-abe tu koi film to nahi bana raha hai pahle sadhu ke kapde le gaya ab daku ke kapde lene aaya hai lagta
hai tu sadhu aur daku nam ki film bana raha hai,
raj- haste huye are nahi yaar bas yah samajh le thodi si acting hame bhi karne ka man kar raha hai bas tu jaldi
se sara saman nikal de, uske bad rajan ne mujhe jo jo saman ki jarurat thi vah nikal kar de diya,
vaha se mai site par pahuch gaya aur phir sidhe hariya aur ramu ke kheto mai ja pahucha uske bad maine sabhi
saman hariya aur ramu ko dete huye unhe sari bate samjhane laga,
hariya- ek bat samajh mai nahi aa rahi babuji, itna sab karne ke bajay aap apne ghar mai hi apni mummy ko
fasa kar chodne ki koshish kyo nahi kar rahe hai, kyo ki jo idea aap bata rahe hai vah thoda kathin hai,
raj- dekho hariya mai achchi tarah janta hu meri mummy sidhi tarah apni chut nahi marwane wali hai isliye
hame yah karna hi padega, tum log thik samay par pahuch jana aur achchi acting karna, planinng meri
kahtarnak jarur thi lekin thi satik, jaise taise maine din kata aur phir apne ghar pahuch gaya,
rat ko mai aur sangita chhat par khade hokar bate kar rahe the aur sangita ko masti sujh rahi thi aur usne lungi
mai hath dal kar mere land ko masalte huye kaha
sangita- bhaiya kitne dino se tumne mujhe puri nangi karke choda nahi hai, aur phir bachho jaisa muh bana kar
kahne lagi aapko jara bhi khyal nahi hai apni bahan ka, maine uske galo ko khichte huye uske mote mote doodh
ko masalte huye kaha,
raj- meri rani kal se tujhe mai ghar mai hi chodunga, kal se tu chahe jab apne bhaiya ka land le sakti hai
sangita- uchhal kar mujhe chumti hui wah bhaiya par aisa kya karne wale ho ki hame mummy ka bhi dar nahi
rahega,
raj- meri rani kal se hum chudai karege lekin bina dar ke aur phir maine sangita ke rasile hontho ko apne muh
mai bhar kar chuste huye uske mote mote doodh ko khub kas kas kar dabana shuru kar diya, sangita ne mujhse
janne ki koshish ki lekin maine use bat mai batane ka kah kar tal diya aur phir mai mummy ke room mai jane
laga,