UPDATE * 5
Anwar—aaj raj kaha rah gaya…..abhi tak nahi aaya…..?
Ravi—kahi ghusa pada hoga kisi choot me….
Kallu—ha yaar....raj ke to maje hain....sale ko choot bhi take ser chodne ko milti hain aur yaha dekhne ko bhi nahi milti
Ravi—abe teri bahan kajri ki saheli champa bhi to jawan ho gayi hai.....pakad ke dhaans de usko
Kallu—mann to bahut karta hai yaar....lekin vo mujhse sidhe muh kabhi baat hi nahi karti
Ayush—ek baar raj se milana padega usko
Anwar—arey vo to maha harami hai…..pichli bar jab mele me hamara jhagda hua tha to raj ko chot lag gayi thi…to mai use lekar apne ghar chala gaya…..use ghar me chhod kar mai gaon me doctor ke paas dawwayi lene chala gaya to is beech kamine ne mere chacha ki ladki ko hi mouka dekh kar pel diya aur chalta bana
Ravi—kallu vaise mujhe lagta hai ki teri bahan kajri bhi raj se phansi huyi hai……parso maine shaam ko kajri didi ko bagiche ke paas wale ganne ke khet me se raj ke sath nikalte dekha tha
Kallu—shak to mujhe bhi hai….lo shaitan ka naam liya aur shaitan hajir
Raj—kya ho raha hai jhanduo…..?
Ravi—teri hi tarif kar rahe the sab
Raj—achcha….koi dikhi kya aaj idhar
Anwar—abhi tak koi na aayi idhar gand dikhane
Raj—to tum log yaha baith ke dekho aur mujhe bhi batana…..chal kallu tere ghar chal ke chaay pite hain aaj
Ravi (haste huye)—ja…ja kallu….lekin chaay aur doodh yahi se kharid lena pahle se hi….nahi to tujhe vapis aana padega dukan lene
Raj—vo sab ghar ja ke dekhenge…..chal kallu
Kallu—yahi dukan me hi pi lete hain
Raj—arey yaar jo maza ghar ke doodh me hai vo dukan ke milawati doodh me kaha
Ayush—phir to kallu pakka aaj tere ghar me chaay patti khatam hogi….doodh to raj dhoond hi lega
Raj—doodh ki fikar tum mat karo…..chal jaldi se
Kallu ka mood nahi tha jane ka…..lekin raj uska pakka dost tha…har ladayi jhagde me uska sath deta tha…..yaha tak ki uske ghar ka kharcha bhi bahut had tak raj hi yaha vaha se paise ka jugad kar ke deta tha jisse chalta hai…isliye vo mana nahi kar paya
Kallu aur raj ke jate hi sab hasne lage….unhe pata tha ki raj pakka kallu ki bahan kajri ko chodne gaya hai aur ghar me chaay hogi bhi tab bhi kajri kallu ko dukan bhejegi lane ko kisi bahane se
Ravi—lo bhai raj ne to aate hi apna jugad jama liya
Anwar—sahi hai yar....bahut din se koi choot nahi mili chodne ko
Ayush—raj ko bol vahi koi tikdam fit kar sakta hai
Anwar—kal college me baat karte hain usse
Ravi—ha yaar…jab se college me admission liya hai hum charo ek din bhi college nahi gaye abhi tak….agar mere baap ko malum chala to meri gand tod dega jute maar maar ke
Anwar—ha yaar…kal college chalenge
Udhar raj aur kallu ghar pahuch gaye……ghar me kajri bahar hi jhadu laga rahi thi….dono aangan me rakhi charpayi par baith gaye…aur raj kajri ki gand ko ghurne laga jise kallu ne bakhubi dekh liya
Kallu—didi chaay bana do do cup
Kajri (raj ki oor dekh kar)—chaay pina hai to pahle dukan se chaay patti lekar aa…..doodh bhi nahi hai
Raj—tu dukan chala ja jaldi chaay lene…..tab tak mai doodh lagata hu
Kallu—tune kabhi doodh duha hai gaay ka.... ?
Raj—tu ja na....mujhe bahut practice hai doodh duhne ki
Kajri—haan...tu ja dukan....doodh raj laga lega
Kallu—par abhi to gaay aayi nahi hai to ye doodh kiska nikalega
Raj—gaay maine dekh li hai.....usi ka doodh nikalunga...tu ja bas jaldi
Kajri—dekh kitchen ke dibbe se paise le le aur aram se chaay patti dekh kar lena....jaldi jaldi mat karna
Kallu (mann me)—lagta hai ravi theek kah raha tha....raj pakka didi ko chod chuka hai....tabhi didi bhi mujhe jaldi se bhejne par lagi hai.....chudwane ke liye mari ja rahi hai
Kajri—khade khade kya soch raha hai.....chal ja jaldi
Kallu (mann me)—sala kamina....mujhe pahle hi samajh jana chahiye tha ki aaj didi ghar me akeli hai....maa aur bapu to mama ke ghar gaye hain
Kallu ke jate hi raj ne kajri ko pakad ke khich liya aur andar le gaya...aur darwaja band karke kajri ki chuchiyo ko jor jor se masalne laga
Kajri—aaaahhhhhh.....doodh baad me daba lena.....kallu kabhi bhi aa sakta hai....abhi jaldi se chod le ek baar
Raj—aaj tujhe nangi kar ke chodna hai
Kajri—theek hai...mai kallu ko aaj raat khet me rahne ko bol dungi...tu aa jana yahi....raat bhar dekh lena mujhe nangi aur jitna chodna ho chod lena....abhi jaldi wali chudai kar le
Raj—chal jaldi se doodh nange kar apne
Kajri—maine salwar ka nada khol diya hai.....aur kurta upar kar deti hu.....daba le jaldi se
Raj ne uski salwar niche khiska di chaddi sahit....lund me thook lagaya aur kajri ki bur me tika kar piche se jhuka ke pel diya andar aur dono hath samne le jakar dono chuchiyo ko kas ke pakad nichodne laga
Kajri—aaaahhhhhh....dhire ghused.....
Raj—dhire ka time nahi hai abhi
Kajri—meri bur me bhi to thoda thook laga deta na.....sukhi sukhi hi pel diya
Raj ne do teen jor se dhakke maar ke poora lund uski bachchedani tak pahucha diya…..aur satasat pelne laga kajri ki bur me sath hi chuchiyo ko bhi jor jor se meesne laga
Kajri—aaaahhhhh…..raj mai to teri deewani ho gayi hu……mann karta hai ki tu din bhar meri bur chodta rahe
Raj—kajri…..teri maa ki bur bhi aisi hi phooli huyi hogi na…..?
Kajri—kyo ab meri maa ki bur bhi chodne ka mann karne laga kya tera……
Raj—ha kajri….teri maa ki gaand bahut badi hai….ek baar nangi dekhne ko dil karta hai
Kajri—agar tu mujhe roj chodne ka vada kar to mai tujhe apni maa ki bur dikha sakti hu kaise bhi kar ke
Raj—dikha de jaldi se.....ek baar nahi dono time tujhe roj chodunga meri rani
Kajri—aaahhhhh…aur jor se chod.....aise hi....jor jor se masal mere doodh...aaahhhhhh
Raj—teri saheli champa bhi chodne layak ho gayi hai ab
Kajri—aaj raat ko maine champa ko mere ghar rukne ko kaha hai….tu aa jana chod lena use bhi…..mai set kar dungi
Champa ka naam sun kar raj ke lund me ufan aa gaya….aur vo bahut speed me dono chuchi ki ghundiyo ko kas kas ke marodte khichte huye de danadan chodne laga
Kajri ki gaand me lagte tez dhakko se thap thap fachch fatch ki awaz goonjne lagi joro se…..usko khade rahna mushkil ho gaya to raj ne use vahi jamin me lita kar uske upar chadh ke phir se pelne laga
Kajri—aaaahhhhh…..aur jor se pel.....chod chod ke meri bur ko bhosda bana de raj…..ye bur sirf tere chodne ke liye hai… aaahhhhhhhhh…..mai aane wali hu….aaaahhhh….gayiiiii…uuuiiimaaaaa…..oooye kallu dekh teri didi ki bur ko tere dost ne chod diya re…..mai gayiiiiii
Raj—ye le…..bhosdi…..teri gaand maru....burchodi....aaaahhhhh….mai bhi aane wala hu…..
Kajri—mere muh me gira de....mujhe tera pani pina hai...aaahhh...jaldi kar kallu aa raha hoga ab
Raj—abhi to mai teri bur me hi giraunga….ye le...
Kajri—phir se mujhe gabhin mat kar dena.....char mahine me do baar gabhin kar chuka hai mujhe tu...nahi to phir se goli khani padegi mujhe
Raj ne uski ek na sunte huye kajri ki bur me hi lambi lambi pichkariya chhodne laga...pata nahi kitni pichkariya uski bur me marne ke baad jab kallu ki awwaz sunayi di to jaldi se lund bahar nikal kar pant upar kiya aur darwaja kholne jane laga.. tab tak kajri ne bhi salwar upar kar ke kitchen me bhag gayi